Teh One Who Knocks
01-08-2014, 12:32 PM
by Samantha Escobar - The Gloss
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Adult film icon Jenna Jameson has been going through a particularly rough patch as of late, including a DUI case, a battery case, a terribly slurred Good Day New York interview, and a return to porn for monetary reasons after swearing never to return to the industry again. This weekend, after an apparent bad day, Jameson decided to hang out with 4chan to feel a little better. In some ways, 4chan is a rather terrifying place, so I was admittedly surprised to read that she had searched for comfort there. Nevertheless, that seems to be what she found.
An excerpt of her post:
Hi Guys,
It’s me, Jenna Jameson and I am having a really bad night.
My ex assistant who goes by the name of [redacted] turned out the be a con artist. I do not even know if [that] is his last name. I finally found him out and fired him. … He is completely fucking with my digital life and so I ask if you have any ideas of who he is please let me know. … I will be attaching images of him shortly.
Can you see where this is going? Naturally, the residents of 4chan responded with “TITS OR GTFO,” as they do. Jameson obliged.
http://i.imgur.com/12zMU8u.jpg
She also pulled off the “put shoe on head” number–a typical request on places like 4chan–with some serious stiletto style. I would call it sexy, but I feel like she’s probably worn those shoes at least once around the house and that’s enough for me to find it gross that it’s resting on her lips. No me gusta.
http://i.imgur.com/pf7S7AZ.jpg
As a result, 4chan users wound up doing as she asked and reported back with her ex-assistant’s personal information (which we won’t be posting here because we have no idea what the full story is). She thanked them and went on her merry way.
Being a celebrity must be a very peculiar experience. Whenever you do anything, people either compliment you excessively or criticize you like crazy–both of which are uncomfortable and frustrating in their own ways. But being famous also means that when you choose to say things publicly on the Internet, the Internet listens. Especially when those things you say or do publicly involve boobs.
http://i.imgur.com/VGWTKGe.jpg
Adult film icon Jenna Jameson has been going through a particularly rough patch as of late, including a DUI case, a battery case, a terribly slurred Good Day New York interview, and a return to porn for monetary reasons after swearing never to return to the industry again. This weekend, after an apparent bad day, Jameson decided to hang out with 4chan to feel a little better. In some ways, 4chan is a rather terrifying place, so I was admittedly surprised to read that she had searched for comfort there. Nevertheless, that seems to be what she found.
An excerpt of her post:
Hi Guys,
It’s me, Jenna Jameson and I am having a really bad night.
My ex assistant who goes by the name of [redacted] turned out the be a con artist. I do not even know if [that] is his last name. I finally found him out and fired him. … He is completely fucking with my digital life and so I ask if you have any ideas of who he is please let me know. … I will be attaching images of him shortly.
Can you see where this is going? Naturally, the residents of 4chan responded with “TITS OR GTFO,” as they do. Jameson obliged.
http://i.imgur.com/12zMU8u.jpg
She also pulled off the “put shoe on head” number–a typical request on places like 4chan–with some serious stiletto style. I would call it sexy, but I feel like she’s probably worn those shoes at least once around the house and that’s enough for me to find it gross that it’s resting on her lips. No me gusta.
http://i.imgur.com/pf7S7AZ.jpg
As a result, 4chan users wound up doing as she asked and reported back with her ex-assistant’s personal information (which we won’t be posting here because we have no idea what the full story is). She thanked them and went on her merry way.
Being a celebrity must be a very peculiar experience. Whenever you do anything, people either compliment you excessively or criticize you like crazy–both of which are uncomfortable and frustrating in their own ways. But being famous also means that when you choose to say things publicly on the Internet, the Internet listens. Especially when those things you say or do publicly involve boobs.