PDA

View Full Version : Meet "Smart Restaurant": The Minimum-Wage-Crushing, Burger-Flipping Robot



PorkChopSandwiches
01-13-2014, 06:58 PM
With a seemingly endless line of talking-heads willing to ignore essentially every study that has been undertaken with regard the effects of raising the minimum-wage (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-08-30/guest-post-minimum-wage-myth-won%E2%80%99t-die); and propose what is merely populist vote-getting 'benefits' for the ever-increasing not-1% who benefitted from Ben Bernnake's bubbles - we thought the following burger-flipping robot was a perfect example of unintended consequences for the fast food industry's workers (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-07-29/us-fast-food-workers-strike-demand-100-pay-raise). With humans needing to take breaks, have at least 4 weekend days off per month, and demanding ever-increasing minimum-wage for a job that was never meant to provide a 'living-wage', Momentum Machines (http://momentummachines.com/#product) - a San Francisco-based robotics company has unveiled the 'Smart Restaurants' machine which is capable of making ~360 'customized' gourmet burgers per hour without the aid of a human. First Jamba Juice (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-11-12/biggest-threat-minimum-wage-restaurant-workers-everywhere), then Applebees (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-12-05/fast-food-workers-go-strike-100-cities-applebees-unveils-waiter-terminator), next McDonalds...



Meet the Robot That Makes 360 Gourmet Burgers Per Hourhttp://motherboard-assets.s3.amazonaws.com/content-images/article/meet-the-robot-that-makes-360-gourmet-burgers-per-hour/d8115d502a90a4c1f029822fd369fcfe_vice_630x420.jpg

No human hand touched this hamburger. It was made entirely by robots

.http://www.viceland.com/viceblog/29634605robot-burger-completed.jpg

One robot, rather—a 24 square foot gourmet-hamburger-flipping behemoth built by Momentum Machines. It looks like this:

http://www.viceland.com/viceblog/66257674robot-burger-breakdown.jpg





The San Francisco-based robotics company debuted its burger-preparing machine last year. It can whip up hundreds of burgers an hour, take custom orders, and it uses top-shelf ingredients for its inputs. Now Momentum is proposing a chain of ‘smart restaurants’ that eschew human cooks altogether.

Food Beast points us (http://foodbeast.com/2012/11/16/heres-a-look-at-the-worlds-first-smart-restaurant-chain-kitchen-free-and-run-by-robots-2/) to the Momentum’s official release, where the company blares (http://links.services.disqus.com/api/click?format=go&key=cfdfcf52dffd0a702a61bad27507376d&loc=http%3A%2F%2Ffoodbeast.com%2Fcontent%2F2012%2F 11%2F16%2Fheres-a-look-at-the-worlds-first-smart-restaurant-chain-kitchen-free-and-run-by-robots-2%2F&subId=310491&v=1&libid=1353527328300&out=http%3A%2F%2Fmomentummachines.com%2F%23product&ref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.com%2Felie-ayrouth%2Fburger-robot_b_2160251.html&title=Here%E2%80%99s%20a%20Look%20at%20the%20World %E2%80%99s%20%E2%80%98First%20Smart%20Restaurant%2 C%E2%80%99%20Kitchen-Free%20and%20Run%20by%20Robots%20%7C%20Foodbeast&txt=official%20copy&jsonp=vglnk_jsonp_13535289935291):

“Fast food doesn’t have to have a negative connotation anymore. With our technology, a restaurant can offer gourmet quality burgers at fast food prices. Our alpha machine replaces all of the hamburger line cooks in a restaurant. It does everything employees can do except better.”

And what might this robotic burger cook of the future do better than the slow, inefficient, wage-sucking line cooks of yore?


It slices toppings like tomatoes and pickles only immediately before it places the slice onto your burger, giving you the freshest burger possible.
…custom meat grinds for every single customer. Want a patty with 1/3 pork and 2/3 bison ground after you place your order? No problem.
It’s more consistent, more sanitary, and can produce ~360 hamburgers per hour.

Furthermore, the “labor savings allow a restaurant to spend approximately twice as much on high quality ingredients and the gourmet cooking techniques make the ingredients taste that much better.” Hear that?Without all those cumbersome human workers, your hamburger will be twice as good. For the same cost.

I don’t doubt this is where we’re heading; robots are making inroads in manufacturing, farming, and they’re doing more domestic work around the house, too. Yeah, robots are taking our jobs, and it’s not a question of if, but when and how. Economists often treat the service industry as some last bastion of downsize-proof labor, but, clearly, robots will make sandwiches and take orders, too.

A future where we can get gourmet burgers, cheaply and on the quick, sounds pretty nice. But that future will also have structural unemployment, unless we start taking major strides to rethink and reform how we work in a world where robots are doing much of the heavy lifting. If we can, with robots flipping all the burgers, and the right social policies, maybe at least a semi-techno-utopia is on the way (http://utopianist.com/2012/04/if-technological-progress-continues-is-at-least-a-semi-utopia-on-the-horizon/)…
Of course, in a world of de minimus capital costs (courtesy of an apparently job-creating-mandated Fed), why wouldn't the McDonalds of the world adopt such a strategy. The outcome, as we explained before, is all too obvious...






What happens after that should be clear to everyone: more unemployment, lower wages for the remaining employees, worse worker morale, but even higher profits to holders of capital. And so on. Because in a world in which technology makes the unqualified worker utterely irrelevant, this is what is known as "progress."

Muddy
01-13-2014, 07:00 PM
That buns burnt.. :hand:

PorkChopSandwiches
01-13-2014, 07:01 PM
Its toasted

Muddy
01-13-2014, 07:01 PM
Really though.. This would be a great concept for Burger vending machine... :lol:

PorkChopSandwiches
01-13-2014, 07:03 PM
High quality at the same low prices. :tup:

Muddy
01-13-2014, 07:04 PM
Providing the ingredients in it stay fresh and someone keeps the thing clean.. Your special toppings just may be ground up roaches..

PorkChopSandwiches
01-13-2014, 07:14 PM
You also wont have to worry about these assholes

http://i.imgur.com/9IaDcWi.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/OF39wX3.jpg

Hal-9000
01-13-2014, 07:16 PM
I'll miss ordering my cheeseburger then getting a raisin bagel with cream cheese in the bag :sad2:

PorkChopSandwiches
01-13-2014, 07:19 PM
:lol:

Hal-9000
01-13-2014, 07:23 PM
I'm tellin ya man....when we go to Tim Hortons (coffee, sandwiches, donuts etc).....one out of every five orders is completely screwed up when we buy for the group :lol:


Mickey D's will screw up about 1 in 10.....ordered a Caesar salad, medium choco shake and a cheeseburger one night and came home with a Thai salad and 4 fckn Angus beef burgers or whatever the hell they're called

PorkChopSandwiches
01-13-2014, 07:33 PM
Well if they got paid $15 an hour, then they would be getting it right :twisted:

perrhaps
01-13-2014, 07:37 PM
Random thoughts from a career cynic:



The machine won't call in sick at the last moment, and it won't ever ask for a raise or need benefits.

This is like what's happening in grocery stores with self-checkout lanes.

As long as you paint every fourth one black, Al Sharpton's got no beef with this.

PorkChopSandwiches
01-13-2014, 07:39 PM
:lol:

Hal-9000
01-13-2014, 07:39 PM
for us those problems come from the immigrant situation...it's bigoted but unfortunately the truth...

example - pull up to the drive thru speaker

hal - Hi, one large coffee and a ham and swiss sandwich
speaker - you wanna green tea an large bagel??? what you wan on the bagel??
hal - Just a coffee will be fine thanks
speaker - 12 donuts??? what kine of donuts you need?
hal - How about a bagel heated with cream cheese?
speaker - maka up you mind....now how many lasagnas you wan??

hal - fuck off and have a pleasant day

Noilly Pratt
01-13-2014, 08:44 PM
I've done voice stuff for my nephew's multimedia company, and have been told I have a clear, understandable voice by more than one of his clients. It pi**es me off when I go through a drive-thru and they make you feel like it's your fault that you can't be understood when it's a language barrier on their end.

My wife works retail locally and she knows she has to speak slowly and clearly sometimes for some of the seniors. They ask for her by name because of this!

I've given up on the local Dairy Queen - their P.A. sounds like the teacher sound in the Peanuts cartoons.

For the non-N. American folk who've never heard it...

http://youtu.be/ss2hULhXf04

.

FBD
01-13-2014, 10:04 PM
Why am I imagining...

people breaking into it for free burgers (were it a vending machine)

its gotta be a bitch to clean

yes please higher min wage LOLTHX

FBD
01-13-2014, 10:04 PM
Why am I imagining...

people breaking into it for free burgers (were it a vending machine)

its gotta be a bitch to clean

yes please higher min wage LOLTHX

Godfather
01-14-2014, 12:18 AM
I'm tellin ya man....when we go to Tim Hortons (coffee, sandwiches, donuts etc).....one out of every five orders is completely screwed up when we buy for the group :lol:


Mickey D's will screw up about 1 in 10.....ordered a Caesar salad, medium choco shake and a cheeseburger one night and came home with a Thai salad and 4 fckn Angus beef burgers or whatever the hell they're called

That sounds like a good deal :lol:

One time my buddy got 6 free cheeseburgers like that... He ordered a 2-cheeseburger meal and they kept forgetting to take off a combination of the pickles and/or onions. He'd open the wrapper, peak inside and show them they'd botched it.... THREE times in a row. They kept letting us keep the fucked up ones because we were drunk and happy. By the 4th try we were on a first-name basis with the poor kid who was just giving away the franchise's profits for the evening :rofl:

Hal-9000
01-14-2014, 12:21 AM
That sounds like a good deal :lol:

One time my buddy got 6 free cheeseburgers like that... He ordered a 2-cheeseburger meal and they kept telling them they forgot to take off the pickles and/or onions THREE times. They kept letting us keep the fucked up ones because we were drunk and happy. By the 4th try we were on a first-name basis with the poor kid who was just giving away the franchise's profits for the evening :rofl:


This one drive thru by my place went on a run and screwed my orders up all summer one year....no straw, wrong salad dressing, missing McNuggets...that sort of thing.

So one night I ordered 3 small things and the girl starts handing me bags through the window :lol: I swear, there were at least 6 cheeseburgers, some quarterpounders and whole mess of drinks.

I thought about it for .2 of a second and then drove away screaming THAAAANK YOOOOOOOO! :lol:

Godfather
01-14-2014, 12:26 AM
:rofl: It's kind of a 'win some and lose some' sort of game.

Although I have to say... I've had orders screwed up at the local Thai food places quite a few times and never has it been in my favor! I can't tell you the number of times I've come home with a dish with no sauce (okay I can and it's probably 3 but still). Just last Friday I ordered Pad Thai... NO SAUCE. Do you know what pad thai without sauce is? Wet rice noodles, tofu and roasted peanuts. They're lucky I'm too lazy to drive any further...

Muddy
01-14-2014, 12:37 AM
How in the frick do you even make a pad thai without sauce?