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Teh One Who Knocks
01-16-2014, 12:22 PM
By Paul Byrne - The Mirror


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A shopper fell for a stranger and had sex over the bonnet of a car in broad daylight.

Katy Holmes, 33, wept as she heard she had narrowly avoided jail for her 9.45am romp with a man she had met in a newsagent’s shop.

Magistrates were told the couple met as she bought a bottle of water.

A mum had to shield her child’s eyes before she dialled 999. The man fled over a fence in the cul-de-sac as an officer grabbed his ankles.

Prosecutor Don Green said: “She saw Holmes and the man remove articles of clothing and have sex. The first time she was on the bonnet.

"The second time he was. Holmes was smiling and laughing and appeared to be enjoying what was going on.”

Holmes admitted the act and was given a suspended jail term by Blackpool magistrates.

She told police: “The man started flirting with me.

"We had met at the newsagents. I was on the way home.

“What happened was consensual - but I accept people who saw what was going on might think it lewd and offensive.”

Chairman of the bench Stephen Musgrave told her: "This offence took place in public, in the day time and there were children present.

"These are aggravating circumstances and almost put you straight behind bars."

redred
01-16-2014, 12:36 PM
Classy

RBP
01-16-2014, 12:51 PM
It's just natural law.


a female must be selective when choosing a mate because the quality of her offspring depends on it

Wait, what?

DemonGeminiX
01-16-2014, 02:15 PM
What's a car bonnet?

:-k

redred
01-16-2014, 02:25 PM
the hood :tup: thing that covers the engine if it's up front

DemonGeminiX
01-16-2014, 02:36 PM
There's something wrong with you people. :|

redred
01-16-2014, 02:42 PM
coming from the country that calls the back end of a car the same as the main part of a tree :lol:

DemonGeminiX
01-16-2014, 02:48 PM
Well we certainly don't call it something we wear on our feet, now do we?

redred
01-16-2014, 02:49 PM
at least we both got the door part right for the sides :lol:

DemonGeminiX
01-16-2014, 02:50 PM
Alright. :lol:

Hal-9000
01-16-2014, 05:47 PM
She told police: “The man started flirting with me"


man - Excuse me

her - No problem






whore :lol:

RBP
01-16-2014, 06:16 PM
Well we certainly don't call it something we wear on our feet, now do we?

You wear hats on your feet? :-s

redred
01-16-2014, 07:57 PM
Boot

DemonGeminiX
01-16-2014, 08:00 PM
You wear hats on your feet? :-s

I think you missed the post before that one.


Boot

:thumbsup:

Hal-9000
01-16-2014, 08:00 PM
that's Minz! :shock:

minz
01-16-2014, 08:02 PM
that's Minz! :shock:

You wont need a feckin dentist in a minute mate| :nutkick:

Hal-9000
01-16-2014, 08:03 PM
oh Christ it's late logoff would ya? :lol: