Kate Upton - at the "50 Years of Beautiful" event celebrating the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue's 50th Anniversary at the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles (Jan 14th, 2014)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[deebakes]

her tits look HUGE here :shock:

[Hugh_Janus]

:shock:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:tup:

[DemonGeminiX]

If y'all pushed your moobs up to your necks and put on a not-so-revealing dress, it would look like y'all had ridiculously huge tits too.

[Hal-9000]

I'm tellin you guys...

If someone can write a reasonable script about Marilyn Monroe's life and if Kate can act.....they could make millions...

[DemonGeminiX]

She doesn't look anything like Marilyn.

By the way (NSFW):

http://i.imgur.com/wiAwm0A.jpg

[Hal-9000]

you're blind :hand:


with some make up and hair she could capture Marilyn perfectly...even the playfulness/sexuality that confused men so much...

she resembles Marilyn more than the past 10 actresses to play her....



http://i.imgur.com/16lskfC.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/iExEd2X.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

Sorry, brah. I don't see it.

:dunno:

Kate has a pretty face and nice boobs, but her body is junkie and her legs suck. I bet she has no ass. Marilyn was all woman for her time, with all the right stuff in all the right places.

[deebakes]

:wank:

[Loser]

Sorry, brah. I don't see it.

:dunno:

Kate has a pretty face and nice boobs, but her body is junkie and her legs suck. I bet she has no ass. Marilyn was all woman for her time, with all the right stuff in all the right places.

Actually, she has an amazing ass, if you google it. I'm lazy and can't be asked to do it :lol:

[deebakes]

and there are too many good images to post them all :drool:

[Hugh_Janus]

Actually, she has an amazing ass, if you google it. I'm lazy and can't be asked to do it :lol:

amazing? Nah.... and her tordo is pretty average looking in most pics

[DemonGeminiX]

Actually, she has an amazing ass, if you google it. I'm lazy and can't be asked to do it :lol:

No she doesn't. :|

[Loser]

ermm...what?

http://i41.tinypic.com/jagowh.jpg

[deebakes]

just gonna have to agree to disagree on this one i guess :shrug:

[Loser]

Hey, Hal likes kesha, and look at her flabby granny ass :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

ermm...what?

http://i41.tinypic.com/jagowh.jpg

Shadows and perspective. If it were me in that pic, my ass would look fantastic too. Fully lit pics of her without a sweater on to hide her junkie midsection make her ass look unremarkable at best.

[Hal-9000]

Hey, Hal likes kesha, and look at her flabby granny ass :lol:


:hand: LIKED...

until Flabbyassgate exposed everything :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Shadows and perspective. If it were me in that pic, my ass would look fantastic too. Fully lit pics of her without a sweater on to hide her junkie midsection make her ass look unremarkable at best.


:facepalm:

words escape me :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

:hand:

Quit your yappin'. You like my disabled hairy white boy ass, you perv.

[Hal-9000]

:hand:

Quit your yappin'. You like my disabled hairy white boy ass, you perv.

that's a given :lol:

it just seems this girl can do no right in your eyes....and that pic of her above is delicious regardless of the lighting etc....she's gotta have something to begin with to look that good

[Hal-9000]

Please don't post a comparison ass pic DGX :pray:

[DemonGeminiX]

I said she has a pretty face and she has big tits. I've seen other pics of her ass and I wasn't impressed. To me, her legs and her overall body shape sucks. She looks like a sack of potatoes balanced on two toothpicks. Victoria's Secret said they wouldn't use her as a model, and frankly, I understand their position. She exploded on the scene a few years back and I don't understand all the fuss. There are women out there that are 20 times hotter than she is, and, as far as body shape goes, have the total package.

[Hal-9000]

I love her Rubenesque curves and humorous attitude....it's refreshing to see in that world of hoity-toity supermodels...


and her ass is great, lighting or not


When my Marilyn movie gets made, you'll see

[DemonGeminiX]

Is that coming before or after your vampire movie?

:-k

[Hal-9000]

stop reading my mind :lol:



since Twilight came out, the vampire movie has been shelved :sad2:

[Hal-9000]

it will be called Marilyn: The XXX Story

some taglines...

JFK loved ATM

MM originated DP

Gentlemen prefer Blonde Swallowers

[RBP]

I love her Rubenesque curves and humorous attitude....it's refreshing to see in that world of hoity-toity supermodels...


and her ass is great, lighting or not


When my Marilyn movie gets made, you'll see

She's hardly rubenesque.

[DemonGeminiX]

I thought saying someone was rubenesque was just a nicer way of calling somebody fat.

[Hal-9000]

She's hardly rubenesque.

It's a comment that's been made as a criticism by others in the same industry...from Merriam Webster:

plump or rounded usually in a pleasing or attractive way <a Rubenesque figure>

so yeah, she is rubenesque in my opinion

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

Pleasantly plump?

[Hal-9000]

:-s

Pleasantly plump?

*bingo*

[Hugh_Janus]

hal's ideal woman :lol:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/19/article-2250422-1693D8F6000005DC-88_634x510.jpg

[Hal-9000]

:facepalm:


omg...I just stand up for a woman the media has depicted as fat



fckin trolls :lol:

[deebakes]

http://i42.tinypic.com/2ir20ll.jpg

[KevinD]

She's not fat at all. Not skinny, but defo not fat. I could see where she might blow up after having a couple kids, ala Jessica Simpson.

[RBP]

:facepalm:

omg...I just stand up for a woman the media has depicted as fat

fckin trolls :lol:

Ruben painted women who were far larger.

http://i.imgur.com/JdtncXC.jpg