Teh One Who Knocks
01-17-2014, 11:56 AM
The Smoking Gun
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An “unidentified white male” fled last month from a Florida adult novelty store with a $300 Jenna Jameson sex doll under his arms, police report.
The suspect walked up to the counter of the Inner Secrets shop in Vero Beach and asked worker Cathryn Morales “some questions about the doll.” Sadly, an Indian River County Sheriff’s Office report does not detail the nature of those inquiries about the product, which deputies incorrectly identified as a “Jenna Jammerson” doll.
Following the perp’s question time, he “grabbed the doll off the counter and ran out of the store” without paying for the product.
Morales told a deputy that she would review the store’s surveillance video to see if she could locate a close-up image of the suspect, for whom she could not provide a detailed description.
While the Jenna Jameson doll is not further described by investigators, it appears likely that the stolen item was the “Jenna Jameson Extreme Doll,” a battery-powered model in the likeness of the 39-year-old porn star. Along with a “vibrating ultra soft mouth,” the full-size Jameson doll, its manufacturer notes, features “an exquisite lifelike removable pussy and ass.”
http://i.imgur.com/n8QubMB.jpg
An “unidentified white male” fled last month from a Florida adult novelty store with a $300 Jenna Jameson sex doll under his arms, police report.
The suspect walked up to the counter of the Inner Secrets shop in Vero Beach and asked worker Cathryn Morales “some questions about the doll.” Sadly, an Indian River County Sheriff’s Office report does not detail the nature of those inquiries about the product, which deputies incorrectly identified as a “Jenna Jammerson” doll.
Following the perp’s question time, he “grabbed the doll off the counter and ran out of the store” without paying for the product.
Morales told a deputy that she would review the store’s surveillance video to see if she could locate a close-up image of the suspect, for whom she could not provide a detailed description.
While the Jenna Jameson doll is not further described by investigators, it appears likely that the stolen item was the “Jenna Jameson Extreme Doll,” a battery-powered model in the likeness of the 39-year-old porn star. Along with a “vibrating ultra soft mouth,” the full-size Jameson doll, its manufacturer notes, features “an exquisite lifelike removable pussy and ass.”