I've been left $48 million by uncle Jimi!!

[Goofy]

To the attention of the Receiver:

Dear Sir/Madam

RE: FINAL WILL AND TESTAMENT

My name is Mike Whitley from Prime Financial Services U.K. Ltd. I was instructed
to contact you by the Trustees and Executors of Late Jimi Heselden's estate for
the immediate wire transfer of your inheritance sum of US$48,800,000 from his
FINAL WILL AND TESTAMENT.

For more information, please visit:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/segway-boss-jimi-heselden-left-148576

Kindly get back to me as soon as you receive this letter. Note that we have
tried to reach you previously and the letter were returned undelivered,
therefore I hereby try to reach you again on this same email
address hoping to reach you as we wish to hear from you urgently.

NB: If you are not the owner of this email address, please ignore and delete
this letter ASAP and we apologize for the wrong contact.

Yours sincerely,

Mike Whitley
Director
Prime Financial Services U.K. Ltd
2nd Floor, Offices C-E,
14 Middleton Gardens
Middleton, M24 4DF
United Kingdom

So screw you all, us millionaires don't mingle with the commoners :hand:

[Jezter]

Well you got plenty, so you can make a few of us millionaires too...then you'd have someone to shoot the shit.

[Goofy]

Well you got plenty, so you can make a few of us millionaires too...then you'd have someone to shoot the shit.

I just got off the phone with Billy Gates, got plenty rich mates now :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Why would your uncle, most likely living in the UK somewhere, or in Europe at the very least and a financial services company based in the UK list the money amount in US Dollars instead of British Pounds or Euros? :-k

[Jezter]

I just got off the phone with Billy Gates, got plenty rich mates now :hand:

You'll regret burning the bridges once you've blown it all on scotch and kebabs.

[Jezter]

Why would your uncle, most likely living in the UK somewhere, or in Europe at the very least and a financial services company based in the UK list the money amount in US Dollars instead of British Pounds or Euros? :-k
Pffft... who cares about the details when there are millions!

[Goofy]

Why would your uncle, most likely living in the UK somewhere, or in Europe at the very least and a financial services company based in the UK list the money amount in US Dollars instead of British Pounds or Euros? :-k

Uncle Jimi's a bit mad......... well he was....... now he's a bit dead....... but it looks like more money when you convert to dollars :tup: I'd have converted it to Yen or something like that........


You'll regret burning the bridges once you've blown it all on scotch and kebabs.

Death will come long before regret :nono: You know how much Whisky and kebabs you can buy for $48.8m? Yeah...... lots :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And why haven't you mentioned this "Uncle Jimi" before? :-s

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Congrats Goof, sorry for your loss

[Goofy]

And why haven't you mentioned this "Uncle Jimi" before? :-s

We don't talk about Uncle Jimi anymore.......... there was an incident involving a sheep, brussel sprouts, valium and a large nectarine.......... took me years of therapy to get the images out of my head :(


Congrats Goof, sorry for your loss

What did i lose? I just got rich :cheers: ........... oh yeah, Uncle Jimi :rip:

[Hal-9000]

what about yer wee bonnie lass Halena Uncle Jim? :( Gimmes some money you tightwad

[Noilly Pratt]

Gie us yer dosh!

Took them nearly 4 years to find you? Took me 4 seconds to find this...

http://e-mailspams.blogspot.ca/2013/11/prime-financial-services-uk-ltd.html

Sorry- you're one of us I'm afraid.

http://i43.tinypic.com/29vlyf6.gif

[Goofy]

Gie us yer dosh!

Took them nearly 4 years to find you? Took me 4 seconds to find this...

http://e-mailspams.blogspot.ca/2013/11/prime-financial-services-uk-ltd.html

Sorry- you're one of us I'm afraid.

http://i43.tinypic.com/29vlyf6.gif

Lies, all lies :hand:

[Jezter]

We don't talk about Uncle Jimi anymore.......... there was an incident involving a sheep, brussel sprouts, valium and a large nectarine.......... took me years of therapy to get the images out of my head :(
This happened at the same lavish party where the Nigerian Prince was among the quests and was caught in the head by the flying large nectarine...and they've been trying to find a taker for his wealth for years now.