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Teh One Who Knocks
01-29-2014, 12:44 PM
By Lewis Dean - Int'l Business Times


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A jury has broken into fits of laughter after hearing how a cow spurned the advances of a man on trial for having sex with a sheep.

Paul Lovell, 61, was spotted by a couple allegedly trying to engage in intercourse with the sheep after and failing to seduce a cow near to the Tottenham Hotspur training ground in north London last September.

Jurors were told the IT worker was seen by a couple having a picnic 250 yards away who claim to have seen him "laying on the floor, taking his shorts off" near a line of trees before committing the sex crimes.

When cows would not fellate him the accused decided to "try his luck with some sheep", the court heard.

The judge later told off jury members for laughing at claims Mr Lovell was initially unsuccessful in his attempts at bovine conquest.

Prosecutors had already dropped a charge of indecent exposure due to a lack of evidence against Lovell, from Enfield, but prosecutor Robert Hutchinson changed the wording of a second charge of outraging public indecency to include "fellatio with a cow."

He is currently on bail on condition he does not return to where it is claimed he carried out the animal sex attacks.

redred
01-29-2014, 02:07 PM
http://i.imgur.com/PwkS19O.gif

PorkChopSandwiches
01-29-2014, 04:24 PM
:tarro:

redred
01-29-2014, 04:44 PM
thats what i've labelled that smiley as in my folder :lol:

PorkChopSandwiches
01-29-2014, 05:54 PM
:lol:

Goofy
01-29-2014, 05:57 PM
Moo means no :nono:

teabelly
01-29-2014, 08:01 PM
Romantic Picnic Goes Astray When Alleged Sheep Molester Turns Up

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Chris Mills- Gizmodo - The classic romantic scene: grassy meadows, songbirds tweeting, sheep munching on grass and…a naked 61-year-old IT consultant trying to get it on?

According to a court case currently being heard at Wood Green Crown Court, this is what happened to a poor couple on a field next to the Spurs training ground in Enfield. Whilst enjoying a romantic picnic, the couple spotted Paul Lovell, a 61-year-old IT consultant, allegedly in the nude, trying to make sheep and cows perform sex acts with him. Naturally, they took a picture on their phone.

The defendant faces one charge of public indecency, and is currently released on bail, on the condition he doesn’t go near any more sheep in the near future.

PorkChopSandwiches
01-29-2014, 08:20 PM
:porky:

Goofy
01-29-2014, 08:32 PM
Hey Porky Mk2 :wavey:

Goofy
01-29-2014, 08:33 PM
I feel a merger coming on.......

Goofy
01-29-2014, 08:34 PM
Weeeeeeeeeeee

deebakes
01-29-2014, 11:11 PM
:doggybanana:

Hal-9000
01-30-2014, 04:37 AM
Moo means no :nono:

:lol:

Griffin
01-30-2014, 12:52 PM
apparently the cow wasn't stump broke

Acid Trip
01-30-2014, 03:55 PM
Whilst enjoying a romantic picnic, the couple spotted Paul Lovell, a 61-year-old IT consultant, allegedly in the nude, trying to make sheep and cows perform sex acts with him. Naturally, they took a picture on their phone.

:worthless: