Lie About the Poster Above You

[The Monk]

Looks at his crack in a mirror

I've got to to trade my bum in...the old one has a crack in it....:lol:



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When she shows her boobs, it's a collection of old borfriends....

[Foxdana]

Aint that true!!


Has a crate of items thats never to see the light of day

[pepo]

drinks the blood of old peoples to stay over legal age forever.

[MrsM]

Has a rodent and tomato fetish

[Godfather]

Is aging in reverse, like Benjamin Button

[MrsM]

His penis grows when he lies

[pepo]

exagerates the size of her penis

[The Monk]

Got stranded in the Andes with a truck load of food and ate his own leg.

[MrsM]

Claims to be a man of the cloth - however rarely wears clothes

[RBP]

her real name means "virginal" in greek

[The Monk]

Is really 6 shades of grey....

[Foxdana]

Really needs some prunes!

[The Monk]

enjoy planting suppositories......

[Foxdana]

Has his own personal enema kit, but is too scared to use it

[Godfather]

Won a nation-wide cake eating contest

[The Monk]

has a spare horses head,

[MrsM]

is aroused by any hoofed animal

[pepo]

mr t

[The Monk]

Has his own very favourite gay night club he goes to for companionship.

[Foxdana]

Still thinks gay means happy and wonders why there are only men at their club!

[The Monk]

Wants to marry a gay girl...

[Foxdana]

(I want a divorce first!)


Has a gay rabbit called Roy

[MrsM]

Is sad that her sex toys don't call her in the morning

[Max]

Is completely insecure about her body, and suffers from severe shyness

[Foxdana]

Can't grow a moustache

[Yt Trash]

Is a California Beach Bunny!

[The Monk]

His greatest idol is Roger Rabbit

[MrsM]

Is a member of the church of gummy bears

[Max]

has been cast in the all midget remake of "Walking Tall" :huh:

[Foxdana]

Has a hamster in his hiney

[MrsM]

Enjoys doing dishes in the nude

[Foxdana]

Wears feathers in her butt to be a peacock

[MrsM]

thinks pigs are sexy when greased

[Foxdana]

Has a donut fetish!

[MrsM]

finds veggies scary and arousing at the same time

[Foxdana]

Thinks turtles de-shell while we sleep

[MrsM]

lol - don't they?

thinks dead people are just being lazy

[Foxdana]

:thumbsup:

Goes walking through the woods hoping to find a big bad wolf

[MrsM]

thinks cunninglingus is a well spoken person

[Max]

is turned on by men wearing adult diapers

[MrsM]

Is currently wearing adult diapers

[Foxdana]

Enjoys sniffing diapers

[Dr Death]

Absolutely HATES when someone flirts with her!

[Foxdana]

Has no flirty bone in him!

[Dr Death]

Wouldn't mind a flirty bone in her! :giggle:

[Foxdana]

:lol:

Hasn't found his bone from last time!

[Dr Death]

Shops.....in the nude!!!

[Foxdana]

Knows how to quick draw!

[Dr Death]

Wants to move to Texas to be closer to me! ;)

[Foxdana]

:-k :lol:

Thinks Australians walk on their hands so they are the right way up

[Dr Death]

Thinks all Texans ride horses and wear cowboy boots and hats!

[Foxdana]

Thinks all Aussies know each other

[Dr Death]

Has a tattoo above her butt crack that says, "Exit Only" :lol:

[Foxdana]

Has one on his nob saying "all aboard!"

[Dr Death]

Loves it when she's tickled....with a badger!

[Foxdana]

Has a pet badger, cause he thought it was a beaver!

[The Monk]

Shaved her beaver anyway......so Dr Death could visit.,

[Foxdana]

Thinks bald eagles are hot!

[The Monk]

would like to flash her bald eagle at me.....

[Foxdana]

Would be blinded by its beauty!

[The Monk]

won't send me a pic to test.....

[Foxdana]

Hasn't got a monitor to do it justice

[The Monk]

How big is it :shock:...my monitor is 24"...... :mrgreen:



fills her hard drive with pics of her own pussy.....

[Foxdana]

Has only just found out the reason he's got hair on his palms!

[The Monk]

always thought it was just for pissing out of.....:lol:

[Foxdana]

Hopes to win the "one eyed snake" pole dancing awards

[The Monk]

Wants to pole dance on my snake.....

[Foxdana]

Thinks a peanut is well hung!

[The Monk]

Thinks a sandwich is something in your lunchbox!...:mrgreen:

[Foxdana]

Is happy to open his wallet to hookers

[The Monk]

would like to try hooking just as a comparison?

[Foxdana]

Thinks wearing his pants near his armpits makes him look well hung!

[The Monk]

is fixated on my hungnessness.....:lol:

[Foxdana]

Has noticed how well hung the curtains are!

[The Monk]

Is talking about her own curtains.....:lol: now that she has shaved.

[Foxdana]

Thinks cushions under the covers in the right shape are sexy!

[The Monk]

like to go knickerless in public to excite the other pedestrians by constantly bending over to pick up things....

[Foxdana]

Is jealous of Justin Beiber

[The Monk]

Would let Justin Bieber screw her....

[Foxdana]

:puke: That'd be pedo!:lol:

Wants Justin Beibers casts off!

[The Monk]

(that'd be pedo too.....:twisted: )


once moved during a sex session!

[Foxdana]

:shock: :mrgreen:

Likes his lays cold and stiff!

[The Monk]

:-k....OK....



masturbates while typing with the other hand....

[Foxdana]

Uses his other hand once in a while for a change!

[The Monk]

is offering to give me a hand to ease the load....

[Foxdana]

Collects dung of woodland creatures!

[The Monk]

Is so horny she went to the police station just to interview the sex predators.....

[Foxdana]

:rofl:

Has posed as a sex predator, just to have sex mentioned in the same sentence as his name!

[The Monk]

Has given my resume full consideration......

[Foxdana]

Finds stuffing a chicken a major turn on!

[The Monk]

sent me a nude pic as a pm....

[Foxdana]

Deleted the pic because there was no sound attached!

[The Monk]

reforwarded it again with the sound....

[Yt Trash]

Is desperately trying to hook up with Foxdana since they're in the same continent.

[The Monk]

Thinks he's telling lies.....

[Foxdana]

Has a sneaking suspicion he's forgotten something

[The Monk]

Has wired her vibrator into the mains for more vibe....

[Foxdana]

Hasn't had sex in so long he's worried he's forgotten how

[The Monk]

Wants to ge together and practice, several times a day.....until I get it right.

[Foxdana]

Was known as Martha in another life

[The Monk]

Is often referred to as Arthur in the current life....

[Foxdana]

Thinks man boobs are sexy

[The Monk]

so I should - I've got 'em...:lol:



Is afraid my boobs are bigger than hers?

[Foxdana]

(No chance!)

Has a third nipple

[The Monk]

Keeps the kitchen table tidy in case she needs to be bent over it when the milkman arrives.....

[Foxdana]

Shaves his cats just so he can say he's had a shaved pussy

[The Monk]

Keeps her shaved pubs and so far has stuffed three mattresses and five pillows.....

[Foxdana]

Knows those pillows would sell for a fortune! (since he bought them!)

[pepo]

got piece of hair stuck in her teeths forever

[MrsM]

needs to wear a neck brace because he tried to kiss his penis

[The Monk]

needs to wear a neck brace because he tried to kiss his penis:rofl::rofl:

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Wants a threesome with her hubby and pepo, playing scrabble.

[Foxdana]

Wants to be blonde to explain the moments he has!

[The Monk]

Packs her lunch in a glass lunchbox so she can tell if she is on the way to work or on her way home.

[Foxdana]

Likes fleas, because they give him an itch to scratch

[The Monk]

sucks her thumb as a cock replacement..

[Foxdana]

Thinks a thumb is a good representation of his cock!

[The Monk]

(the thumbs is bigger....:lol: )



baths with chooks.

[Foxdana]

Has better things to do with chickens!

[The Monk]

Gooses herself with live geese.

[Foxdana]

Thinks Dr Seuss is a quack

[MrsM]

only buys phallic veggies

[The Monk]

Oils her cucumbers for specific purposes

[Foxdana]

Likes pickles for their little bumps

[The Monk]

Has to stand up and remove her knickers to talk clearly

[MrsM]

Needs to pay his friends so they will hang out with him

[The Monk]

Lifts her dress and screams "Kiss me on the lips" every time she passes a good looker in the street.....

[Foxdana]

Lives in hope that that would happen

[The Monk]

keeps a set of wheels and pulleys so that when she pulls the string, the dress goes up and the pants go down.....

[Foxdana]

Needs wheels and pulleys to get it up!

[The Monk]

fanny farts every time she laughs

[Foxdana]

:lmao:

Choses to time his gas eruptions to the Simpsons opening credits

[MrsM]

Shaves her lady bits just so the hair will grow in thicker

[Foxdana]

Waxes her nose hair!

[redred]

plucks her toe hair

[Foxdana]

Thinks butt hair is sexy

[MrsM]

likes her men fat, hairy and sweaty

[Foxdana]

Likes her men bald from head to toe

[pepo]

dont got a hungry pooper!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Foxdana]

Is hung like a horse....fly!!

[The Monk]

:rofl:


Steps on horseflys.

[Foxdana]

Wishes he was a horse fly!!

[The Monk]

Thinks life is just too hard and wants to go out by committing a wild sexual suicidal stunt.

[Foxdana]

Wants Pepo to be the partner in the above stunt

[The Monk]

Will let pepo have his way - with pepo.

[Foxdana]

Has a weiner shaped like a string bean

[The Monk]

has an opening just big enough for a string bean.

[Foxdana]

Has awesome luck for that to happen!

[MrsM]

collects her toe nail clippings to make broth

[Foxdana]

Has a anthill in the backyard to use as spices for her curries

[RBP]

practices embalming on road kill

[Foxdana]

Has a special pair of shoes just for handling the snail problem

[MrsM]

Has do not enter tattoo on her butt

[Foxdana]

Wishes she hadn't got the do not enter tatoo on her butt!

[MrsM]

Enjoys the company of another woman with small hands

[Hal-9000]

completely non sexual...she prefers the menopausal afterglow rather than bumpin the uglies

[MrsM]

Cannot eat a hotdog without getting dirty thoughts

[Hal-9000]

warms up hot dogs without the benefit of a conventional cooking apparatus

[RBP]

Was banned from the hotdog section at the supermarket

[MrsM]

Enjoys the thought that hotdogs are made from assholes

[Max]

thinks she missed her calling being a tv evangelist

[Foxdana]

Wishes he was a priest so there was a reason for his abstinence

[The Monk]

Uses the confessional to fuck priests

[Foxdana]

Pretends to be a 15 year old girl online to get attention

[Max]

Is the only survivor of the Roswell, NM UFO crash

[Foxdana]

Tried to enter Survivor the tv show, but they wouldn't allow him to wear his long johns all the time

[Yt Trash]

often has dog treats in her pocket so even the dogs approach her.

[Foxdana]

Walks with an elephant behind him, trunk between his legs, so he looks well hung

[MrsM]

Sells sex toys and personally tests each one before it's sold.

[Foxdana]

Has different underwear for each sex act so her partner knows whats on that night!

[Yt Trash]

When ever she has Anal sex, it involves her wearing a strap on.

[Foxdana]

Has a target on his arse, waiting!

[RBP]

Admits to things she didn't do, just for the punishment

[MrsM]

Has a night job cleaning glory hole stalls

[Foxdana]

Wishes she had the equipment to use a glory hole!

[Yt Trash]

Doesn't know what a gloryhole is.

[Foxdana]

Thinks the holes are too big

[Yt Trash]

Is talking about herself right now!

[Foxdana]

Hasn't ever found a tight pussy! :-k :lol:

[Yt Trash]

Is a size queen.

[Foxdana]

Wants a king size!

[Yt Trash]

has a profile on adultfriendfinder.

[Foxdana]

Wants the link!

[Yt Trash]

Masterbates to exercise informercials

[Foxdana]

Wishes his hamster was attracted to him

[Max]

dreams of being amish

[Foxdana]

dreams of doing an Amish

[Yt Trash]

hopes nobody recognizes her from her porn career.

[Foxdana]

Thinks vacuum cleaners should be called electric blow jobers

[Yt Trash]

knows how to pick a good cucumber.

[Foxdana]

Has be known to use the internet to look for porn :shock:

[Yt Trash]

That's not a lie :nono:

Only wears make up on halloween.

[Foxdana]

Walks around asking people if he can smell their armpits

[Yt Trash]

Only showers on sundays.

[Foxdana]

Thinks using deodorant qualifies as a shower

[MrsM]

Sometimes doesn't feel fresh - but likes it that way

[Yt Trash]

Sounds like a Hyena when she cums.

[MrsM]

Enjoys the smell of stinky feet

[Yt Trash]

Gets jealous when the cashier at supermarket flirts with her husband.

[Foxdana]

thinks saying please is flirting

[pepo]

vaggy hairs got hair on them

[Foxdana]

Likes his hairy butt crack so much he uses it as his phone wallpaper

[pepo]

once she go pepo she never go back!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Foxdana]

Requires a mirror to get off!!!!!

[pepo]

looks at pepo in mirror to get off!!!!

[Foxdana]

Has a fetish for hermit crabs

[Yt Trash]

needs to get medicine for crabs.

[Foxdana]

Actively dates chicks with crabs!

[Yt Trash]

wishes crabs was the least of her problems!

[Foxdana]

Has caught fleas, but not sure off whom?

[Yt Trash]

knows how to pole dance.

[Foxdana]

has been turned down by a stripper for a lap dance

[Yt Trash]

Can't read past 2nd grade level.

[Foxdana]

Can read Hieroglyphics

[Yt Trash]

Had to spell check Hieroglyphics.

[Foxdana]

(Thats not a lie!)

Was an egyptian slave in a former life

[Yt Trash]

wants to be Yt Trash's sex slave!

[Foxdana]

Has a cellar ready and waiting

[Dr Death]

Sings LOUDLY in the shower!

[Foxdana]

Sings badly while showering!

[Yt Trash]

Has made holy water boil in a church by touching it

[Foxdana]

Would cause hell to freeze over if he crossed himself

[Yt Trash]

Has a bullseye tramp stamp tattoo!

[Foxdana]

Has a nipple ring shaped like a swan

[MrsM]

Has more sex toys than Posts

[Yt Trash]

Wears jeans 2 sizes smaller to proudly display her cameltoe!

[MrsM]

Tapes his package under and back to create a cameltoe in his spandex running shorts

[Foxdana]

Has water wings for the deep end of the pool

[Max]

absolutely HATES the X-Files :-)

[Foxdana]

Loves the unshaven woman

[Jezter]

Loves to look at inside of butts. :lol:

[Foxdana]

Has a non-virgin butt!!! :lol:

[MrsM]

loves the smell of a wet dog

[Max]

is considering a sex change operation

[Foxdana]

Has the boobs to make a sex change op much cheaper!

[Max]

goes to work dressed like Pippi Longstalking

[Foxdana]

Wants to dye his pubs red, when they grow back!

[Max]

braids her armpits with indian beads

[Foxdana]

Has named his butt crack the grand canyon II

[Max]

attends the international scat fetish convention each year

[Foxdana]

Thinks sexpo is too tame!

[Max]

has the world's largest private collection of strap-ons

[MrsM]

holds the world record for strap-on encounters

[Max]

holds the world record for peeing on a midget

[Foxdana]

Wears stilettos to work

[Max]

skinny dips in public pools

[MrsM]

Thinks thongs on a man is sexy

[Max]

has a tattoo of Orson Wells on her right bewb

[Foxdana]

Has a tattoo of a butterfly on his butt

[Max]

Has a tattoo of AD Skinner on her forehead

[Foxdana]

Wears green lantern pjs to bed