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DemonGeminiX
02-08-2011, 11:01 AM
Bring it on!

:demon:

Foxdana
02-08-2011, 11:03 AM
Thinks he's hot!

DemonGeminiX
02-08-2011, 11:08 AM
Doesn't think I'm hot.

8-[

Foxdana
02-08-2011, 11:09 AM
Has an avaerage penis size!

DemonGeminiX
02-08-2011, 11:11 AM
Has a reverse mohawk.

Foxdana
02-08-2011, 11:13 AM
wants to post naked pictures of himself, but is afraid of the response!

DemonGeminiX
02-08-2011, 11:19 AM
Flashes random strangers in fast food restaurants.

Foxdana
02-08-2011, 11:20 AM
Goes to hospital to ogle the janitors!

DemonGeminiX
02-08-2011, 11:21 AM
Steals people's hubcaps and sells them on ebay.

Foxdana
02-08-2011, 11:25 AM
hasn't seen daylight in about 6 months

spud
02-08-2011, 11:43 AM
has green hair

Foxdana
02-08-2011, 11:48 AM
has a boner for bob the bulider!

MrsM
02-09-2011, 12:28 AM
Gets moist at the sound of Barney's "I love you" song

Yt Trash
02-09-2011, 12:50 AM
Doesn't think her milkshake bring the boys to the yard.

MrsM
02-09-2011, 01:00 AM
Bites his toe nails and then keeps them in a baby food jar under his pillow

Godfather
02-09-2011, 03:00 AM
Doesn't want a threesome

Foxdana
02-09-2011, 04:03 AM
Needs a boob lift

Godfather
02-09-2011, 05:25 AM
has a third nipple

Foxdana
02-09-2011, 05:29 AM
Thinks god is a cosmic turtle!

Godfather
02-09-2011, 05:30 AM
once chased her tail for three hours

Foxdana
02-09-2011, 05:33 AM
Happens to enjoy eating toothpaste on toast

Godfather
02-09-2011, 07:09 AM
Passionately hates babies

Foxdana
02-09-2011, 07:13 AM
Wishes he could give birth to babies

Godfather
02-09-2011, 07:22 AM
Thinks Justin Beiber is a babe

Foxdana
02-09-2011, 07:26 AM
Thinks Babe is a babe

Godfather
02-09-2011, 08:46 AM
Auditioned for Jersey Shore

Foxdana
02-09-2011, 08:59 AM
Wants a star named after him

Godfather
02-09-2011, 09:08 AM
Changed her name to Star

Foxdana
02-09-2011, 09:20 AM
all his girlfriends have fake names

Godfather
02-09-2011, 09:21 AM
Her fake names all have warrants

Foxdana
02-09-2011, 09:25 AM
wears kittens as fluffy slippers

Godfather
02-09-2011, 09:39 AM
Can't wear slippers due to foot odor

Foxdana
02-09-2011, 09:55 AM
has green, wavey stink lines following him everywhere?

Yt Trash
02-09-2011, 11:00 AM
has a sexy avatar

MrsM
02-09-2011, 01:17 PM
has a very sexy avatar

Godfather
02-09-2011, 11:21 PM
has an unsexy avatar

Foxdana
02-10-2011, 02:13 AM
Has a puppet master, but doesn't know who it is

pepo
02-10-2011, 02:30 AM
hates the pepo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Foxdana
02-10-2011, 02:33 AM
Wastes too much time on the toilet!

Godfather
02-10-2011, 08:52 AM
Actually a Russian

Foxdana
02-10-2011, 08:57 AM
In no hurry, ever

Godfather
02-10-2011, 09:23 AM
That's not a lie :lol:



Hates muffins

Foxdana
02-10-2011, 09:58 AM
Loves dates!

Godfather
02-10-2011, 10:04 AM
Only with you ;)



Doesn't want flowers for valentines day

Foxdana
02-10-2011, 10:07 AM
Organizes his dates for valentine's day by timezones!

DemonGeminiX
02-10-2011, 02:21 PM
Stalks old people in retirement homes

MrsM
02-10-2011, 05:39 PM
enjoys the company of small rodents

RBP
02-10-2011, 06:24 PM
Is a prude.

MrsM
02-10-2011, 06:54 PM
Only in public :)

Does not like the look of a naked woman

Godfather
02-10-2011, 07:40 PM
Is a never-nude

RBP
02-10-2011, 08:18 PM
Can throat 9 inches but not 10.

MrsM
02-10-2011, 08:25 PM
Blows more than just rainbow smoke

Godfather
02-10-2011, 11:58 PM
Wearing panties

RBP
02-11-2011, 12:02 AM
not wearing panties

Godfather
02-11-2011, 12:07 AM
Doesn't want to touch my junk

MrsM
02-11-2011, 06:04 PM
Doesn't want his junk touched by a feces throwing monkey

Godfather
02-11-2011, 08:43 PM
:lol:



Wears a chastity belt and ring

RBP
02-11-2011, 08:50 PM
has to pee to find his dick.

Godfather
02-11-2011, 08:52 PM
Has to think about dick to pee

RBP
02-11-2011, 08:59 PM
Screams "TRUE NORTH AND FREE" when he orgasms

Godfather
02-11-2011, 09:19 PM
Likes to do the same from outside my window

MrsM
02-11-2011, 09:34 PM
secretly hopes the Sedin Twins get traded to the Leafs (sorry for sports reference)

Dr. Girlfriend
02-12-2011, 01:53 AM
Isn't nice and isn't helpful at all.

Foxdana
02-12-2011, 07:49 AM
Has to eat lemons to take away the excess sweetness

Godfather
02-12-2011, 11:42 PM
Hates showers

RBP
02-12-2011, 11:44 PM
chair dances to Bieber

Foxdana
02-12-2011, 11:50 PM
tries to smoke newspapers

Godfather
02-13-2011, 12:24 AM
Writes news for The National Enquirer

RBP
02-13-2011, 12:31 AM
Secretly wishes he was American

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 12:39 AM
Thinks Americans are really oompa loompas

MrsM
02-13-2011, 12:44 AM
Has a oompla loompa fetish

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 12:48 AM
thinks orange is a state of mind

Godfather
02-13-2011, 01:07 AM
Hasn't been in a sober state of mind since 89'

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 01:09 AM
Has an evil twin who subs for him while he sleeps

Godfather
02-13-2011, 01:10 AM
Is clearly peaking in my window

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 01:12 AM
Has windows made of candy! Yum!

Godfather
02-13-2011, 07:51 AM
Is a wicked witch

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 07:56 AM
Won't fit into the pot

Godfather
02-13-2011, 08:03 AM
runs around making engine noises pretending to be an airplane

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 08:20 AM
Tried to fly as a kid, and has a limp because of it!

Godfather
02-13-2011, 08:24 AM
World's worst driver

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 08:27 AM
Worlds best acrobat!

Godfather
02-13-2011, 08:36 AM
world's best beer-pong player

Jezter
02-13-2011, 08:37 AM
Knows how to play hockey.

Godfather
02-13-2011, 08:40 AM
That's not a lie :x I'm a decent hockey player!



Knows how to play jai alai

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 08:42 AM
Thinks puck is a naughty word

Godfather
02-13-2011, 08:44 AM
Takes lots of boarding penalties

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 08:55 AM
Has been neutered

Godfather
02-13-2011, 09:01 AM
Has no bellybutton

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 09:06 AM
has no anus

Jezter
02-13-2011, 09:07 AM
Likes anus-less creatures.

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 09:09 AM
Liked 'The Human Centipede' movie

Godfather
02-13-2011, 09:26 AM
Hates pajamas

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 09:31 AM
wears a g-string

Godfather
02-13-2011, 09:43 AM
wears grannie panties

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 09:46 AM
Finds granny undies hot!

Jezter
02-13-2011, 09:57 AM
Wants to be GF's granny.

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 09:58 AM
Wants GF granny!!

Godfather
02-13-2011, 10:03 AM
Knows my grannie

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 10:10 AM
Stole his grannies teeth to make funny faces!

Godfather
02-13-2011, 10:10 AM
Dared me to do it

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 10:14 AM
Has seen his doggy try to do the kitty

pepo
02-13-2011, 12:50 PM
does not want the pepo!!!!!!

Yt Trash
02-13-2011, 05:12 PM
Is a scholar.

MrsM
02-13-2011, 05:23 PM
Has cars in his front lawn on blocks

pepo
02-13-2011, 05:26 PM
has sig pepo can see!

MrsM
02-13-2011, 05:29 PM
you can't see my sig? - I can see it - Let me investigate

Oh and you like wearing womans panties

pepo
02-13-2011, 05:38 PM
wears the pepos knickers!!!!!!!!!!! backwards!!!!!!!!!!!

MrsM
02-13-2011, 05:57 PM
:ewww: Sees everything in 4D

Jezter
02-13-2011, 06:00 PM
Only when Im all sloshed from potato vodka. :lol:

Has fantasies about pumped up pussies.

MrsM
02-13-2011, 06:09 PM
Wishes he was Canadian

Jezter
02-13-2011, 06:11 PM
Now that is the mother of all lies! :lol:

Wishes she was my mom.

MrsM
02-13-2011, 06:14 PM
Wishes he was breast fed

Jezter
02-13-2011, 06:16 PM
Who said that is a lie? 8-[

Wants to have dirty sex while on a sleigh ride.

MrsM
02-13-2011, 06:20 PM
Who said that's a lie? :)

likes the fact that his shoe size is childs 7

pepo
02-13-2011, 07:29 PM
worlds most dressed woman!!!!!!!!!!!

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 10:38 PM
Eats nuts to improve his crazy!

Dr Death
02-13-2011, 10:41 PM
Is completely head over heels in love with the thought of me! :mrgreen:

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 10:43 PM
Has an intense need to remove the lint from his navel, with his teeth!

Dr Death
02-13-2011, 10:49 PM
:shock: You said you'd never tell.

...has a pet badger name Phillip.

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 11:01 PM
Calls his todger russell

Dr Death
02-13-2011, 11:03 PM
Has a boob in the middle of her back...for dancing.

Foxdana
02-13-2011, 11:05 PM
Has a tongue on the palm of his hand!

traveler
02-13-2011, 11:07 PM
Has a tongue on the palm of his hand!

HATES a load in her mouth!

Godfather
02-14-2011, 06:56 AM
never brushes their teeth

Foxdana
02-14-2011, 07:13 AM
only has 3 teeth

pepo
02-14-2011, 11:38 AM
has no teeths, better for safety

MrsM
02-14-2011, 02:46 PM
feels guilty after masterbation because he knows he will call himself in the morning

Yt Trash
02-14-2011, 09:52 PM
Likes random cock pics!

MrsM
02-14-2011, 10:47 PM
Hates random cock pics ;)

DemonGeminiX
02-15-2011, 12:17 AM
Hides a bag of cheetos in her sock draw.

MrsM
02-15-2011, 01:03 AM
Keeps a collection of toe nails and scabs in a small box under his pillow

DemonGeminiX
02-15-2011, 01:06 AM
Pretends that frozen eggos are Tron discs, which she tosses at old people while running naked through retirement homes.

MrsM
02-15-2011, 01:13 AM
:lmao: - I like that one - I wish it was true...

Keeps a panty collection of all his conquests

pepo
02-15-2011, 01:18 AM
want to be mrspepo

MrsM
02-15-2011, 01:21 AM
Wants to MrsPepo but can't afford the operation

pepo
02-15-2011, 01:23 AM
wants pepo pepo & more pepo!!!!!!!!!!

Foxdana
02-15-2011, 02:17 AM
Hasn't been able to Pepo for some time

pepo
02-15-2011, 02:27 AM
got pepod 2x today

Foxdana
02-15-2011, 02:36 AM
Wants to be the pepoer

The Monk
02-15-2011, 03:35 AM
bangs like a dunny door in a storm

Foxdana
02-15-2011, 03:42 AM
Wishes he was the dunny door!

Godfather
02-15-2011, 06:17 AM
Is a gambling addict

Foxdana
02-15-2011, 06:44 AM
Eats bubble gum from underneath tables

The Monk
02-15-2011, 08:55 AM
puts honey on her pussy so the ants can lick it clean....

Foxdana
02-15-2011, 09:09 AM
Thinks salmon is sexy

The Monk
02-15-2011, 09:22 AM
Something about the smell of fish appeals.....

Foxdana
02-15-2011, 09:26 AM
Doesn't bathe in hopes of attracting tramps!

The Monk
02-15-2011, 09:30 AM
Is a tramp...:lol:

Foxdana
02-15-2011, 09:40 AM
Has a tramp stamp!

The Monk
02-15-2011, 09:48 AM
wears her kickers on her head in the supermarket.

Foxdana
02-15-2011, 09:49 AM
Has a corpse bride!

Godfather
02-15-2011, 09:59 AM
Lives in a house made of gingerbread

Foxdana
02-15-2011, 10:07 AM
Thinks gingerbread is for toasting

Godfather
02-15-2011, 10:16 AM
Thinks a quarterback is a refund at a football game

The Monk
02-15-2011, 10:38 AM
thinks sex is wrong....

MrsM
02-15-2011, 02:08 PM
Does sex wrong

pepo
02-15-2011, 04:06 PM
does sex right!!!

RBP
02-15-2011, 04:07 PM
hates mexican food

pepo
02-15-2011, 04:13 PM
hates meixicans!!!!!!!!!!! :o :lol:

Godfather
02-16-2011, 08:27 AM
Feeds on the living

Foxdana
02-16-2011, 08:36 AM
Feeds on the decaying!

Godfather
02-16-2011, 08:37 AM
Hot for zombies

Foxdana
02-16-2011, 08:51 AM
Tried eating brain but found he got dumber!

Godfather
02-16-2011, 08:53 AM
Loves a furry man

Foxdana
02-16-2011, 09:00 AM
Has furry toes

Godfather
02-16-2011, 09:03 AM
Loves shaving furry toes

Foxdana
02-16-2011, 09:14 AM
shaves his peaches before eating them

The Monk
02-16-2011, 10:25 AM
likes to flash her plums around.....

Foxdana
02-16-2011, 10:33 AM
Climbs trees in hopes of finding the bushtit bird

The Monk
02-16-2011, 10:36 AM
rides her broom to work

Foxdana
02-16-2011, 10:42 AM
Hasn't noticed his eyebrows went missing

The Monk
02-16-2011, 10:43 AM
Likes bike riding but without the seat...

Foxdana
02-16-2011, 10:45 AM
Rides tandem bike with a rooster

The Monk
02-16-2011, 10:46 AM
roosters are the cocks she prefers.

Foxdana
02-16-2011, 10:54 AM
Is jealous of hotdogs!

The Monk
02-16-2011, 10:56 AM
Uses frozen snags as a dildo substitute...

Foxdana
02-16-2011, 11:04 AM
Tried the apple pie option, but burnt his dick!

The Monk
02-16-2011, 11:05 AM
hides her watermelons where the sun don't shine....:lol:

Foxdana
02-16-2011, 11:07 AM
Tried to insert a pineapple, to the doctors amusement!!

The Monk
02-16-2011, 11:16 AM
Wears sausages around her neck so the dog will play with her.

The Monk
02-16-2011, 11:17 AM
wears sausages around her neck so the dog will play with her.

Foxdana
02-16-2011, 11:17 AM
Chokes stray cats with garden hoses

The Monk
02-16-2011, 11:24 AM
races home from work just to get her pants off....

Foxdana
02-16-2011, 11:26 AM
Causes accidents by mooning passing motorists!

pepo
02-16-2011, 12:00 PM
body doble for oprah winfrey

MrsM
02-16-2011, 03:15 PM
wears underware 2 sizes too small so he looks huge in them

Foxdana
02-16-2011, 09:26 PM
Thinks underwear is unnecessary

MrsM
02-16-2011, 09:31 PM
Thinks underwear is necessary

Foxdana
02-16-2011, 09:36 PM
Has a separate dishwasher for her sex toys

MrsM
02-16-2011, 11:22 PM
Buys used sex toys online

Foxdana
02-16-2011, 11:30 PM
Buys used sex toys online

Ewwww!!

Supports 'give a handjob to the homeless!"

MrsM
02-17-2011, 12:04 AM
They need love too :)

Enjoys a good body massage from a hairy woman

pepo
02-17-2011, 01:48 AM
gives good body massage for a hairy woman

Foxdana
02-17-2011, 03:23 AM
receives good body massage as a hairy woman

MrsM
02-17-2011, 04:28 AM
Hates the fact that she is sexy

Foxdana
02-17-2011, 04:35 AM
Has macho macho men as her ring tone!

Godfather
02-17-2011, 07:00 AM
Can't ride a bike

Foxdana
02-17-2011, 07:27 AM
Thinks ladies ride bikes sidesaddle

Godfather
02-17-2011, 07:29 AM
Plays cowboys and indians sidesaddle

Foxdana
02-17-2011, 07:35 AM
plays leggo in his tighty whiteys!

Godfather
02-17-2011, 07:41 AM
Wears combat boots with dresses

Foxdana
02-17-2011, 07:46 AM
Dresses as a camel toe, to fancy dress parties!

Godfather
02-17-2011, 07:50 AM
Often forgets to dress before leaving the house

Foxdana
02-17-2011, 08:02 AM
Wishes hair nets were in fashion

The Monk
02-17-2011, 10:51 AM
wants to star in a home made porno.

Foxdana
02-17-2011, 10:54 AM
Wants to film the first documented fuck of the royal family!

MrsM
02-17-2011, 01:18 PM
Has stared in a home made porno.

The Monk
02-18-2011, 09:54 AM
Wants to star in another home made porno with foxy...

Foxdana
02-18-2011, 10:23 AM
Couldn't star in a home made porn if he wanted to!!

The Monk
02-18-2011, 10:45 AM
Has auditioned for "suckingbigblackcocks.com"

Foxdana
02-18-2011, 10:46 AM
Tried to paint his cock black with shoe polish

pepo
02-18-2011, 03:23 PM
love the taste of black shoe polish

Foxdana
02-19-2011, 02:01 AM
Uses black shoe polish as eye makeup for the gay pride parade

Godfather
02-19-2011, 08:06 AM
Has over three dozen phobias

Foxdana
02-19-2011, 08:52 AM
Has been known to eat beetles in his spare time

Godfather
02-19-2011, 09:13 AM
Hates The Beatles

Foxdana
02-19-2011, 09:18 AM
Loves The Partridge Family

Dr Death
02-19-2011, 09:24 AM
Rollerblades in the nude

Foxdana
02-19-2011, 09:28 AM
Robs hobos for their trolleys

Dr Death
02-19-2011, 09:32 AM
Wears a catsuit.....made out of real live cats! :shock:

Foxdana
02-19-2011, 09:34 AM
Thought hermits were muppet frogs

Dr Death
02-19-2011, 09:45 AM
Hates the game section of this forum!

Foxdana
02-19-2011, 09:47 AM
Hasn't got enough fingers to count to 10

The Monk
02-19-2011, 09:55 AM
wipes her bum with soft rabbit fur - despite the rabbit's objections!

Foxdana
02-19-2011, 09:56 AM
Uses cats for this purpose, they are self cleaning!

The Monk
02-19-2011, 10:00 AM
Chases cars....

Foxdana
02-19-2011, 10:06 AM
Pees on fire hydrants

The Monk
02-19-2011, 10:07 AM
Sings nursery rhymes aloud on the bus going to work.

Foxdana
02-19-2011, 10:08 AM
Has an owl on his shoulder cause he thinks it makes him look smarter

The Monk
02-19-2011, 10:15 AM
failed her drivers licenece 10 times and that was only to drive the bumber cars at the fairground....

Foxdana
02-19-2011, 10:23 AM
registered on the sex party website to feel included

DemonGeminiX
02-19-2011, 04:12 PM
Is the president and sole member of kangaroo hairpiece addicts anonymous

Godfather
02-19-2011, 06:51 PM
So high on shrooms he thinks he's Donkey Kong

MrsM
02-19-2011, 08:02 PM
Wears shoes 5 sizes too big - because he believes that women look at a man's shoes to pick a mate

Godfather
02-19-2011, 08:15 PM
Ate her twin sister in the womb

MrsM
02-19-2011, 08:20 PM
loves the smell of wet dog on his manhood

Godfather
02-19-2011, 08:31 PM
Interested in having her breast combined into one megaboob right in the center of her chest

MrsM
02-19-2011, 08:40 PM
Interested in wearing Lady Gaga's meat suit so dogs will play with him

Godfather
02-19-2011, 09:09 PM
Hopes lady gaga really is a man so they can hook up

The Monk
02-20-2011, 09:47 AM
Also hopes lady gaga really is a man so they can hook up

Foxdana
02-20-2011, 09:55 AM
Has the hots for Alexis Arquette!

The Monk
02-20-2011, 10:18 AM
(I had to look that up on Google....:shock:)


Tried to emulate Priscilla Queen of the Desert but missed the bus.....

Foxdana
02-20-2011, 10:20 AM
Thinks aliens are real, and they live in his closet

The Monk
02-20-2011, 10:22 AM
keeps looking under her bed in the hope that a man/men is/are hiding there

MrsM
02-20-2011, 04:37 PM
Has a man tied up under his bed for when he's in the mood for jail love

The Monk
02-21-2011, 09:33 AM
Uses a body double for her naughty pics.....:lol:

Foxdana
02-21-2011, 09:49 AM
Uses an eye double to look in the mirror

The Monk
02-21-2011, 10:02 AM
Cracks mirrors

Foxdana
02-21-2011, 10:26 AM
Looks at his crack in a mirror