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DemonGeminiX
02-08-2011, 11:01 AM
Bring it on!
:demon:
Foxdana
02-08-2011, 11:03 AM
Thinks he's hot!
DemonGeminiX
02-08-2011, 11:08 AM
Doesn't think I'm hot.
8-[
Foxdana
02-08-2011, 11:09 AM
Has an avaerage penis size!
DemonGeminiX
02-08-2011, 11:11 AM
Has a reverse mohawk.
Foxdana
02-08-2011, 11:13 AM
wants to post naked pictures of himself, but is afraid of the response!
DemonGeminiX
02-08-2011, 11:19 AM
Flashes random strangers in fast food restaurants.
Foxdana
02-08-2011, 11:20 AM
Goes to hospital to ogle the janitors!
DemonGeminiX
02-08-2011, 11:21 AM
Steals people's hubcaps and sells them on ebay.
Foxdana
02-08-2011, 11:25 AM
hasn't seen daylight in about 6 months
Foxdana
02-08-2011, 11:48 AM
has a boner for bob the bulider!
Gets moist at the sound of Barney's "I love you" song
Yt Trash
02-09-2011, 12:50 AM
Doesn't think her milkshake bring the boys to the yard.
Bites his toe nails and then keeps them in a baby food jar under his pillow
Godfather
02-09-2011, 03:00 AM
Doesn't want a threesome
Foxdana
02-09-2011, 04:03 AM
Needs a boob lift
Godfather
02-09-2011, 05:25 AM
has a third nipple
Foxdana
02-09-2011, 05:29 AM
Thinks god is a cosmic turtle!
Godfather
02-09-2011, 05:30 AM
once chased her tail for three hours
Foxdana
02-09-2011, 05:33 AM
Happens to enjoy eating toothpaste on toast
Godfather
02-09-2011, 07:09 AM
Passionately hates babies
Foxdana
02-09-2011, 07:13 AM
Wishes he could give birth to babies
Godfather
02-09-2011, 07:22 AM
Thinks Justin Beiber is a babe
Foxdana
02-09-2011, 07:26 AM
Thinks Babe is a babe
Godfather
02-09-2011, 08:46 AM
Auditioned for Jersey Shore
Foxdana
02-09-2011, 08:59 AM
Wants a star named after him
Godfather
02-09-2011, 09:08 AM
Changed her name to Star
Foxdana
02-09-2011, 09:20 AM
all his girlfriends have fake names
Godfather
02-09-2011, 09:21 AM
Her fake names all have warrants
Foxdana
02-09-2011, 09:25 AM
wears kittens as fluffy slippers
Godfather
02-09-2011, 09:39 AM
Can't wear slippers due to foot odor
Foxdana
02-09-2011, 09:55 AM
has green, wavey stink lines following him everywhere?
Yt Trash
02-09-2011, 11:00 AM
has a sexy avatar
Godfather
02-09-2011, 11:21 PM
has an unsexy avatar
Foxdana
02-10-2011, 02:13 AM
Has a puppet master, but doesn't know who it is
hates the pepo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Foxdana
02-10-2011, 02:33 AM
Wastes too much time on the toilet!
Godfather
02-10-2011, 08:52 AM
Actually a Russian
Foxdana
02-10-2011, 08:57 AM
In no hurry, ever
Godfather
02-10-2011, 09:23 AM
That's not a lie :lol:
Hates muffins
Foxdana
02-10-2011, 09:58 AM
Loves dates!
Godfather
02-10-2011, 10:04 AM
Only with you ;)
Doesn't want flowers for valentines day
Foxdana
02-10-2011, 10:07 AM
Organizes his dates for valentine's day by timezones!
DemonGeminiX
02-10-2011, 02:21 PM
Stalks old people in retirement homes
enjoys the company of small rodents
Only in public :)
Does not like the look of a naked woman
Godfather
02-10-2011, 07:40 PM
Is a never-nude
Can throat 9 inches but not 10.
Blows more than just rainbow smoke
Godfather
02-10-2011, 11:58 PM
Wearing panties
Godfather
02-11-2011, 12:07 AM
Doesn't want to touch my junk
Doesn't want his junk touched by a feces throwing monkey
Godfather
02-11-2011, 08:43 PM
:lol:
Wears a chastity belt and ring
has to pee to find his dick.
Godfather
02-11-2011, 08:52 PM
Has to think about dick to pee
Screams "TRUE NORTH AND FREE" when he orgasms
Godfather
02-11-2011, 09:19 PM
Likes to do the same from outside my window
secretly hopes the Sedin Twins get traded to the Leafs (sorry for sports reference)
Dr. Girlfriend
02-12-2011, 01:53 AM
Isn't nice and isn't helpful at all.
Foxdana
02-12-2011, 07:49 AM
Has to eat lemons to take away the excess sweetness
Godfather
02-12-2011, 11:42 PM
Hates showers
Foxdana
02-12-2011, 11:50 PM
tries to smoke newspapers
Godfather
02-13-2011, 12:24 AM
Writes news for The National Enquirer
Secretly wishes he was American
Foxdana
02-13-2011, 12:39 AM
Thinks Americans are really oompa loompas
Has a oompla loompa fetish
Foxdana
02-13-2011, 12:48 AM
thinks orange is a state of mind
Godfather
02-13-2011, 01:07 AM
Hasn't been in a sober state of mind since 89'
Foxdana
02-13-2011, 01:09 AM
Has an evil twin who subs for him while he sleeps
Godfather
02-13-2011, 01:10 AM
Is clearly peaking in my window
Foxdana
02-13-2011, 01:12 AM
Has windows made of candy! Yum!
Godfather
02-13-2011, 07:51 AM
Is a wicked witch
Foxdana
02-13-2011, 07:56 AM
Won't fit into the pot
Godfather
02-13-2011, 08:03 AM
runs around making engine noises pretending to be an airplane
Foxdana
02-13-2011, 08:20 AM
Tried to fly as a kid, and has a limp because of it!
Godfather
02-13-2011, 08:24 AM
World's worst driver
Foxdana
02-13-2011, 08:27 AM
Worlds best acrobat!
Godfather
02-13-2011, 08:36 AM
world's best beer-pong player
Jezter
02-13-2011, 08:37 AM
Knows how to play hockey.
Godfather
02-13-2011, 08:40 AM
That's not a lie :x I'm a decent hockey player!
Knows how to play jai alai
Foxdana
02-13-2011, 08:42 AM
Thinks puck is a naughty word
Godfather
02-13-2011, 08:44 AM
Takes lots of boarding penalties
Foxdana
02-13-2011, 08:55 AM
Has been neutered
Godfather
02-13-2011, 09:01 AM
Has no bellybutton
Foxdana
02-13-2011, 09:06 AM
has no anus
Jezter
02-13-2011, 09:07 AM
Likes anus-less creatures.
Foxdana
02-13-2011, 09:09 AM
Liked 'The Human Centipede' movie
Godfather
02-13-2011, 09:26 AM
Hates pajamas
Foxdana
02-13-2011, 09:31 AM
wears a g-string
Godfather
02-13-2011, 09:43 AM
wears grannie panties
Foxdana
02-13-2011, 09:46 AM
Finds granny undies hot!
Jezter
02-13-2011, 09:57 AM
Wants to be GF's granny.
Foxdana
02-13-2011, 09:58 AM
Wants GF granny!!
Godfather
02-13-2011, 10:03 AM
Knows my grannie
Foxdana
02-13-2011, 10:10 AM
Stole his grannies teeth to make funny faces!
Godfather
02-13-2011, 10:10 AM
Dared me to do it
Foxdana
02-13-2011, 10:14 AM
Has seen his doggy try to do the kitty
does not want the pepo!!!!!!
Yt Trash
02-13-2011, 05:12 PM
Is a scholar.
Has cars in his front lawn on blocks
you can't see my sig? - I can see it - Let me investigate
Oh and you like wearing womans panties
wears the pepos knickers!!!!!!!!!!! backwards!!!!!!!!!!!
:ewww: Sees everything in 4D
Jezter
02-13-2011, 06:00 PM
Only when Im all sloshed from potato vodka. :lol:
Has fantasies about pumped up pussies.
Jezter
02-13-2011, 06:11 PM
Now that is the mother of all lies! :lol:
Wishes she was my mom.
Jezter
02-13-2011, 06:16 PM
Who said that is a lie? 8-[
Wants to have dirty sex while on a sleigh ride.
Who said that's a lie? :)
likes the fact that his shoe size is childs 7
worlds most dressed woman!!!!!!!!!!!
Foxdana
02-13-2011, 10:38 PM
Eats nuts to improve his crazy!
Dr Death
02-13-2011, 10:41 PM
Is completely head over heels in love with the thought of me! :mrgreen:
Foxdana
02-13-2011, 10:43 PM
Has an intense need to remove the lint from his navel, with his teeth!
Dr Death
02-13-2011, 10:49 PM
:shock: You said you'd never tell.
...has a pet badger name Phillip.
Foxdana
02-13-2011, 11:01 PM
Calls his todger russell
Dr Death
02-13-2011, 11:03 PM
Has a boob in the middle of her back...for dancing.
Foxdana
02-13-2011, 11:05 PM
Has a tongue on the palm of his hand!
traveler
02-13-2011, 11:07 PM
Has a tongue on the palm of his hand!
HATES a load in her mouth!
Godfather
02-14-2011, 06:56 AM
never brushes their teeth
Foxdana
02-14-2011, 07:13 AM
only has 3 teeth
has no teeths, better for safety
feels guilty after masterbation because he knows he will call himself in the morning
Yt Trash
02-14-2011, 09:52 PM
Likes random cock pics!
Hates random cock pics ;)
DemonGeminiX
02-15-2011, 12:17 AM
Hides a bag of cheetos in her sock draw.
Keeps a collection of toe nails and scabs in a small box under his pillow
DemonGeminiX
02-15-2011, 01:06 AM
Pretends that frozen eggos are Tron discs, which she tosses at old people while running naked through retirement homes.
:lmao: - I like that one - I wish it was true...
Keeps a panty collection of all his conquests
Wants to MrsPepo but can't afford the operation
wants pepo pepo & more pepo!!!!!!!!!!
Foxdana
02-15-2011, 02:17 AM
Hasn't been able to Pepo for some time
Foxdana
02-15-2011, 02:36 AM
Wants to be the pepoer
The Monk
02-15-2011, 03:35 AM
bangs like a dunny door in a storm
Foxdana
02-15-2011, 03:42 AM
Wishes he was the dunny door!
Godfather
02-15-2011, 06:17 AM
Is a gambling addict
Foxdana
02-15-2011, 06:44 AM
Eats bubble gum from underneath tables
The Monk
02-15-2011, 08:55 AM
puts honey on her pussy so the ants can lick it clean....
Foxdana
02-15-2011, 09:09 AM
Thinks salmon is sexy
The Monk
02-15-2011, 09:22 AM
Something about the smell of fish appeals.....
Foxdana
02-15-2011, 09:26 AM
Doesn't bathe in hopes of attracting tramps!
The Monk
02-15-2011, 09:30 AM
Is a tramp...:lol:
Foxdana
02-15-2011, 09:40 AM
Has a tramp stamp!
The Monk
02-15-2011, 09:48 AM
wears her kickers on her head in the supermarket.
Foxdana
02-15-2011, 09:49 AM
Has a corpse bride!
Godfather
02-15-2011, 09:59 AM
Lives in a house made of gingerbread
Foxdana
02-15-2011, 10:07 AM
Thinks gingerbread is for toasting
Godfather
02-15-2011, 10:16 AM
Thinks a quarterback is a refund at a football game
The Monk
02-15-2011, 10:38 AM
thinks sex is wrong....
hates meixicans!!!!!!!!!!! :o :lol:
Godfather
02-16-2011, 08:27 AM
Feeds on the living
Foxdana
02-16-2011, 08:36 AM
Feeds on the decaying!
Godfather
02-16-2011, 08:37 AM
Hot for zombies
Foxdana
02-16-2011, 08:51 AM
Tried eating brain but found he got dumber!
Godfather
02-16-2011, 08:53 AM
Loves a furry man
Foxdana
02-16-2011, 09:00 AM
Has furry toes
Godfather
02-16-2011, 09:03 AM
Loves shaving furry toes
Foxdana
02-16-2011, 09:14 AM
shaves his peaches before eating them
The Monk
02-16-2011, 10:25 AM
likes to flash her plums around.....
Foxdana
02-16-2011, 10:33 AM
Climbs trees in hopes of finding the bushtit bird
The Monk
02-16-2011, 10:36 AM
rides her broom to work
Foxdana
02-16-2011, 10:42 AM
Hasn't noticed his eyebrows went missing
The Monk
02-16-2011, 10:43 AM
Likes bike riding but without the seat...
Foxdana
02-16-2011, 10:45 AM
Rides tandem bike with a rooster
The Monk
02-16-2011, 10:46 AM
roosters are the cocks she prefers.
Foxdana
02-16-2011, 10:54 AM
Is jealous of hotdogs!
The Monk
02-16-2011, 10:56 AM
Uses frozen snags as a dildo substitute...
Foxdana
02-16-2011, 11:04 AM
Tried the apple pie option, but burnt his dick!
The Monk
02-16-2011, 11:05 AM
hides her watermelons where the sun don't shine....:lol:
Foxdana
02-16-2011, 11:07 AM
Tried to insert a pineapple, to the doctors amusement!!
The Monk
02-16-2011, 11:16 AM
Wears sausages around her neck so the dog will play with her.
The Monk
02-16-2011, 11:17 AM
wears sausages around her neck so the dog will play with her.
Foxdana
02-16-2011, 11:17 AM
Chokes stray cats with garden hoses
The Monk
02-16-2011, 11:24 AM
races home from work just to get her pants off....
Foxdana
02-16-2011, 11:26 AM
Causes accidents by mooning passing motorists!
body doble for oprah winfrey
wears underware 2 sizes too small so he looks huge in them
Foxdana
02-16-2011, 09:26 PM
Thinks underwear is unnecessary
Thinks underwear is necessary
Foxdana
02-16-2011, 09:36 PM
Has a separate dishwasher for her sex toys
Buys used sex toys online
Foxdana
02-16-2011, 11:30 PM
Buys used sex toys online
Ewwww!!
Supports 'give a handjob to the homeless!"
They need love too :)
Enjoys a good body massage from a hairy woman
gives good body massage for a hairy woman
Foxdana
02-17-2011, 03:23 AM
receives good body massage as a hairy woman
Hates the fact that she is sexy
Foxdana
02-17-2011, 04:35 AM
Has macho macho men as her ring tone!
Godfather
02-17-2011, 07:00 AM
Can't ride a bike
Foxdana
02-17-2011, 07:27 AM
Thinks ladies ride bikes sidesaddle
Godfather
02-17-2011, 07:29 AM
Plays cowboys and indians sidesaddle
Foxdana
02-17-2011, 07:35 AM
plays leggo in his tighty whiteys!
Godfather
02-17-2011, 07:41 AM
Wears combat boots with dresses
Foxdana
02-17-2011, 07:46 AM
Dresses as a camel toe, to fancy dress parties!
Godfather
02-17-2011, 07:50 AM
Often forgets to dress before leaving the house
Foxdana
02-17-2011, 08:02 AM
Wishes hair nets were in fashion
The Monk
02-17-2011, 10:51 AM
wants to star in a home made porno.
Foxdana
02-17-2011, 10:54 AM
Wants to film the first documented fuck of the royal family!
Has stared in a home made porno.
The Monk
02-18-2011, 09:54 AM
Wants to star in another home made porno with foxy...
Foxdana
02-18-2011, 10:23 AM
Couldn't star in a home made porn if he wanted to!!
The Monk
02-18-2011, 10:45 AM
Has auditioned for "suckingbigblackcocks.com"
Foxdana
02-18-2011, 10:46 AM
Tried to paint his cock black with shoe polish
love the taste of black shoe polish
Foxdana
02-19-2011, 02:01 AM
Uses black shoe polish as eye makeup for the gay pride parade
Godfather
02-19-2011, 08:06 AM
Has over three dozen phobias
Foxdana
02-19-2011, 08:52 AM
Has been known to eat beetles in his spare time
Godfather
02-19-2011, 09:13 AM
Hates The Beatles
Foxdana
02-19-2011, 09:18 AM
Loves The Partridge Family
Dr Death
02-19-2011, 09:24 AM
Rollerblades in the nude
Foxdana
02-19-2011, 09:28 AM
Robs hobos for their trolleys
Dr Death
02-19-2011, 09:32 AM
Wears a catsuit.....made out of real live cats! :shock:
Foxdana
02-19-2011, 09:34 AM
Thought hermits were muppet frogs
Dr Death
02-19-2011, 09:45 AM
Hates the game section of this forum!
Foxdana
02-19-2011, 09:47 AM
Hasn't got enough fingers to count to 10
The Monk
02-19-2011, 09:55 AM
wipes her bum with soft rabbit fur - despite the rabbit's objections!
Foxdana
02-19-2011, 09:56 AM
Uses cats for this purpose, they are self cleaning!
The Monk
02-19-2011, 10:00 AM
Chases cars....
Foxdana
02-19-2011, 10:06 AM
Pees on fire hydrants
The Monk
02-19-2011, 10:07 AM
Sings nursery rhymes aloud on the bus going to work.
Foxdana
02-19-2011, 10:08 AM
Has an owl on his shoulder cause he thinks it makes him look smarter
The Monk
02-19-2011, 10:15 AM
failed her drivers licenece 10 times and that was only to drive the bumber cars at the fairground....
Foxdana
02-19-2011, 10:23 AM
registered on the sex party website to feel included
DemonGeminiX
02-19-2011, 04:12 PM
Is the president and sole member of kangaroo hairpiece addicts anonymous
Godfather
02-19-2011, 06:51 PM
So high on shrooms he thinks he's Donkey Kong
Wears shoes 5 sizes too big - because he believes that women look at a man's shoes to pick a mate
Godfather
02-19-2011, 08:15 PM
Ate her twin sister in the womb
loves the smell of wet dog on his manhood
Godfather
02-19-2011, 08:31 PM
Interested in having her breast combined into one megaboob right in the center of her chest
Interested in wearing Lady Gaga's meat suit so dogs will play with him
Godfather
02-19-2011, 09:09 PM
Hopes lady gaga really is a man so they can hook up
The Monk
02-20-2011, 09:47 AM
Also hopes lady gaga really is a man so they can hook up
Foxdana
02-20-2011, 09:55 AM
Has the hots for Alexis Arquette!
The Monk
02-20-2011, 10:18 AM
(I had to look that up on Google....:shock:)
Tried to emulate Priscilla Queen of the Desert but missed the bus.....
Foxdana
02-20-2011, 10:20 AM
Thinks aliens are real, and they live in his closet
The Monk
02-20-2011, 10:22 AM
keeps looking under her bed in the hope that a man/men is/are hiding there
Has a man tied up under his bed for when he's in the mood for jail love
The Monk
02-21-2011, 09:33 AM
Uses a body double for her naughty pics.....:lol:
Foxdana
02-21-2011, 09:49 AM
Uses an eye double to look in the mirror
The Monk
02-21-2011, 10:02 AM
Cracks mirrors
Foxdana
02-21-2011, 10:26 AM
Looks at his crack in a mirror
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