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Teh One Who Knocks
02-03-2014, 12:33 PM
By Michael Stone - Patheos



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TQt3SyYOWQ

A recently released video by Brigham Young University–Idaho compares masturbators to wounded soldiers, and encourages students to identify to religious officials friends they think are masturbating.

The awkward and creepy video, “Wounded On The Battlefield,” compares reporting a friend to religious authorities for masturbating to rescuing a wounded soldier in a time of war.

In the video, BYU-Idaho President Kim B. Clark reminds students to reach out to roommates in need: “If you need to, talk to your bishop, tell someone who can do something that you have a friend in trouble.”

Masturbation is the enemy, and the good Mormon must be vigilant:


“The temptations of the great war are many, the battles are real, and the enemy is clever. The enemy is cruel, ruthless, and relentless. We must not underestimate the danger. We must be vigilant and valiant…”

Hal-9000
02-03-2014, 08:23 PM
so rubbing one out is dirty but screwing 3 different women is ok as long as you're 'married' ?


:confused:

FBD
02-03-2014, 09:18 PM
like smoking, its the habit that's the problem, not incidences :lol:

PorkChopSandwiches
02-03-2014, 09:43 PM
:lol: :wtf:

Hugh_Janus
02-03-2014, 09:50 PM
so rubbing one out is dirty but screwing 3 different women is ok as long as you're 'married' ?


:confused:
yes

Noilly Pratt
02-03-2014, 11:56 PM
To paraphrase and completely mis-quote Woody Allen...

Is masturbation dirty? Only if its done right! :cheerlead:

I read a book on how our brain works and it studied those who come out of longer comas. When patients who've had brain trauma start to recover, fairly consistently before they worked out long term memory, realise their own identity, recognise their loved ones etc...one of the first things they do in an idle moment is masturbate. It's a sensation, and we are hard-wired to do it. No mate available? Then...party for one...

Hal-9000
02-03-2014, 11:58 PM
I come out of comas nightly :lol:

DemonGeminiX
02-04-2014, 12:19 AM
:wank: :wank: :wank: :wank: :wank: :wank: :wank: :wank: :wank: :wank: :wank: :wank: :wank: :wank: :wank: :wank:

deebakes
02-04-2014, 02:40 AM
uh-oh :(