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Teh One Who Knocks
05-09-2011, 01:47 PM
by Brandi Fowler - E! Online


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Have Pippa Middleton and brother James attracted the attention of a certain celebrity sex tape purveyor?

Following pics surfacing of Pippa partying in her bra and her brother, James, in the buff (separately, of course), word came that Vivid Entertainment offered the pair millions to join their ranks.

So is this story true?

Absolutely.

"I can confirm that Vivid has made a $5 million offer to Pippa Middleton to appear in one scene in an upcoming movie and another $1 million to her brother James to appear in a separate scene," a spokeswoman for Vivid Entertainment told E! News.

And it wasn't just Pippa's party photos that caught the attention of the company's CEO, Steven Hirsch.

"As far as I was concerned, you were the star of the recent royal wedding," Hirsch wrote in a letter to Pippa. "As I watched a broadcast of the event I couldn't help but think that with your beauty and attitude you could be an enormously successful adult star. For just one explicit scene I would be pleased to offer you $5 million and, of course, you would have a choice of partners. If you would like to bring your brother James along, he could appear in a separate scene for $1 million. I hope you will give this offer serious consideration and I look forward to hearing from you."

We're sure the queen is thrilled.
Godfather
05-09-2011, 05:09 PM
Diana kissed starving children suffering from AIDS in Africa.

Pippa kissed and tugged the penis' of a team of midget strippers who ran a train on her for 90 minutes



Should make for interesting history books.....
MrsM
05-09-2011, 05:12 PM
Diana kissed starving children suffering from AIDS in Africa.

Pippa kissed and tugged the penis' of a team of midget strippers who ran a train on her for 90 minutes


Should make for interesting history books.....

you can't compare Pippa with Diana... What did Diana's sister do? That would be a better comparison.
Godfather
05-09-2011, 05:15 PM
you can't compare Pippa with Diana... What did Diana's sister do? That would be a better comparison.

:lol: Obviously... 'twas a joke


But I dono the answer to your question... .Maybe Diana's sister did shoot a porno :-k
RBP
05-09-2011, 05:17 PM
I'd do a porn for a million. :)
Teh One Who Knocks
05-09-2011, 05:17 PM
Diana kissed starving children suffering from AIDS in Africa.

Pippa kissed and tugged the penis' of a team of midget strippers who ran a train on her for 90 minutes



Should make for interesting history books.....

I'll wait for the movie 8-[
Teh One Who Knocks
05-09-2011, 05:18 PM
I'd do a porn for a million. :)

:tumble:
MrsM
05-09-2011, 05:18 PM
:lol: Obviously... 'twas a joke


But I dono the answer to your question... .Maybe Diana's sister did shoot a porno :-k

I know you were joking - I bet the Queen will offer her $6million to turn it down.

(and I don't even know if diana had a sister - but if she did porn - I'm sure we would all know who she was) :)
RBP
05-09-2011, 05:20 PM
:tumble:

:x

I'd be good in porn. :hand:
MrsM
05-09-2011, 05:21 PM
I'd do a porn for a million. :)

I'd do it for $5 million - but my sister just didn't marry a prince :)
DemonGeminiX
05-09-2011, 05:27 PM
I'd do it for $5 million - but my sister just didn't marry a prince :)

:-s

Wait... you have a sister? Is she hot?







:demon:
Teh One Who Knocks
05-09-2011, 05:29 PM
:x

I'd be good in porn. :hand:

You do realize they don't pay fluffers $1 million? :-s









:dance:
RBP
05-09-2011, 05:32 PM
You do realize they don't pay fluffers $1 million? :-s

:dance:

:lol: jackass
Hal-9000
05-09-2011, 05:42 PM
I'd do a porn for a million. :)

I'd raise 500 grand to ensure that tape NEVER saw the light of day :thumbsup:
Hugh_Janus
05-09-2011, 07:18 PM
I'd do a porn for a million. :)

for a million, I'd probably do you in a porno :dance:
Hugh_Janus
05-09-2011, 07:19 PM
also, I actual LOL'd at this story.... I need to get out more :?
MrsM
05-09-2011, 07:26 PM
:-s

Wait... you have a sister? Is she hot?




:demon:

Yes - Yes and No I will not post pics :dance:
DemonGeminiX
05-09-2011, 07:54 PM
Yes - Yes and No I will not post pics :dance:

:twisted:
RBP
05-09-2011, 08:09 PM
for a million, I'd probably do you in a porno :dance:

I'm sure your massive p33n would never fit. :roll:
Muddy
05-09-2011, 08:29 PM
What are your thoughts on my p33n ?
RBP
05-09-2011, 08:45 PM
What are your thoughts on my p33n ?

well the doc got a finger in so you're good. :lol:
Muddy
05-09-2011, 08:46 PM
Man I'll have to ponder that one for a while...
Hal-9000
05-09-2011, 08:54 PM
for a million, I'd probably do you in a porno :dance:

:lol:







gotta agree..................
Hugh_Janus
05-10-2011, 05:05 PM
I'm sure your massive p33n would never fit. :roll:

listen, with a million bucks on the line, I'd make my massive e-penis fit :slap: