I need a Valentine

[Hal-9000]

Hello, I'm single this year and want someone to be my Valentine :(

No ghey stuff, I need you to hook me up with a coworker, sister, widow..maybe a disgruntled wife :lol:



thanks,
sad & lonely hal

[Jezter]

http://www.sextoysformen.net/images/valentine-fleshlight-package.jpg

[teabelly]

NSFW Image

http://i.imgur.com/8kaOQUy.jpg

[Fodster]

That looks great, where to buy?

[Goofy]

Fuck sake Teabelly, this is gen chat, not nsfw :lol:

[Hal-9000]

The meaty taco franchise is expanding :lol:

[teabelly]

The meaty taco franchise is expanding :lol:

Whoops... :facepalm:

[deebakes]

http://i61.tinypic.com/2nvz2ao.jpg

[Godfather]

http://i62.tinypic.com/345ebmo.png

[RBP]

http://i61.tinypic.com/2nvz2ao.jpg

I liked this despite the use of "gonna."

[RBP]

I don't think you need a Valentine, Hal. You're a strong, independent, black woman... you don't need no man.

[Jezter]

http://i.imgur.com/xJTVqYT.gif

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/1JwU9IIm.jpg

[Lambchop]

I was thinking about setting up a Valentine's masturbation club where we chat together on Skype, share porn and masturbate. Webcams would be compulsory.

LC

[DemonGeminiX]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LDWJn3IwiaM

[Hal-9000]

Cupid...shootin his arrow :wank:

[Muddy]

Mon petit cabbage,

I've searched the world over, and have never met another more intricately sublime than you, my dear. I feel sorry for those who do not know the life-changing love we share. When we are apart, the color is gone from the world. The stars are jealous of your famous sparkle.

With all my heart and mind and soul and dreams,
Rob

[Hal-9000]

I heard Pepe LePew there, thanks :oops:







:wank:

[DemonGeminiX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S28tILqie1o

[Noilly Pratt]

http://youtu.be/sdl5_3HX8bU

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I got a beautiful valentine from Muddy today :motorboat:

[Hal-9000]

:sad2: even the married folk are getting Valentines from their buddies

[Muddy]

http://i.imgur.com/txTdUxU.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gDRjseKN0k

[DemonGeminiX]

:sad2: even the married folk are getting Valentines from their buddies

We need to find some "fuck you, lovebirds" music.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5ab8BOu4LE

[DemonGeminiX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjkMh0tKCZo

[PorkChopSandwiches]

This is what my wife got today

http://i.imgur.com/KCQNmRi.png


:dance:


She LOVED it

[FBD]

http://www.futilitycloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/2014-02-14-cardiology.png

[Muddy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQfTe6ta36I

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_P-v1BVQn8

[PorkChopSandwiches]

http://www.futilitycloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/2014-02-14-cardiology.png

DGX can you math for me?

[FBD]

its the equation graphed out :tup:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I figured after I posted, I thought the formula might have said something :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

I figured after I posted, I thought the formula might have said something :lol:

To me, it says "there's no way in hell you're gonna solve for an independent variable in under 5 minutes" and "there's an intelligent idiot out there with way too much time on his hands."

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/Uzswots.jpg

[Muddy]

http://i.imgur.com/YvgBk8Y.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

Hahahaha :lol:

[Noilly Pratt]

even the married folk are getting Valentines from their buddies

Nope - wife forgot, but I didn't, which despite the fact that they tell you it's not important that they get something today, it IS important that they get something today.

Got her the cliche heart shaped box of chocolates. Big 50th birthday celebration for the Mrs tomorrow so she's pre-occupied.

[FBD]

just as long as she dont forget steak & blowjob day, noilly :thumbsup: :lol:

[Hal-9000]

http://i59.tinypic.com/70hug0.jpg

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Classic

[Hal-9000]

got a lot of mileage out of that one over the years, both at work and at home :lol:

[Hal-9000]

well....I guess it's just me and boobie.com tonight


:sad2:

[Griffin]

http://i.imgur.com/X1PbXP9.jpg

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/NE2VQZf.jpg

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:lol: that's Hals everyday list

[RBP]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

:sad2: I was seeing someone for about 2 years....she went on a holiday out to Victoria, started taking a class out there and ended up enrolling her daughter in school

we've tried to make it work for the past 6 months, but I let her go last week :(

she has a new life out there and is living with a lifelong friend who's a paramedic....paramedic chick convinced her to take the course and move her crap out there...now I hate all EMS people :x


I don't even feel like wanking :|

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/4r00qdl.jpg

[deebakes]

I don't even feel like wanking :|

just because you don't feel like it, doesn't mean you shouldn't do it anyways :shrug:

[deebakes]

http://i.imgur.com/f4zi7Tw.jpg

[PorkChopSandwiches]

just because you don't feel like it, doesn't mean you shouldn't do it anyways :shrug:

:rofl: