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Teh One Who Knocks
02-14-2014, 12:54 PM
Gabrielle Bluestone - Gawker


http://i.imgur.com/Y3kGz5o.jpg

A Virginia man smuggling a quarter of a million dollars' worth of heroin blew his cover making up the world's dumbest alibi.

Jefferson County police pulled a 64-year-old man over for an obscured license plate on the man's GMC SUV on Monday night. The responding officer noticed the man appeared "extremely nervous" and asked him where he was going.

The man said he was on his way to Houston to visit with a sick elderly friend — in a children's hospital. Apparently the first place he could think of when officers asked him where his friend had been hospitalized was Texas Children's Hospital.

Officers then asked to search the car and quickly found a satchel in the back seat with $250,000 worth of heroin wrapped in bundles.

He's being held on $100,000 bail.

redred
02-14-2014, 03:04 PM
:facepalm:

PorkChopSandwiches
02-14-2014, 04:30 PM
Sounds like an illegal search to me

Teh One Who Knocks
02-14-2014, 04:32 PM
Sounds like an illegal search to me

It says the cops asked to search, if he consented, that's his own fault.

FBD
02-14-2014, 04:42 PM
amazing that normal people seem to have no idea of what the 4th amendment is

cops not only rely on your stupidity and ignorance, they are trained to actively exploit it.

Hal-9000
02-14-2014, 11:07 PM
even when they pop a guy with a 1/4 million worth of heroin you guys still complain :lol:

I'm going to make a scrapbook

Griffin
02-14-2014, 11:21 PM
Sure, and you could place it on the park bench next to the crackpipe vending machines.:thumbsup:

Hal-9000
02-14-2014, 11:22 PM
pardon?

Griffin
02-14-2014, 11:24 PM
http://www.tehfalloutshelter.com/showthread.php?56933-Vancouver-home-to-Canada-s-first-crackpipe-vending-machines&highlight=vending

Hal-9000
02-14-2014, 11:27 PM
still not seeing the seeing the connection with my scrapbook of American rights woes and vending machines in Vancouver :confused:

but it's been a long day and I've eaten far too much food

FBD
02-15-2014, 03:30 PM
even when they pop a guy with a 1/4 million worth of heroin you guys still complain :lol:

I'm going to make a scrapbook

Sorry homeboy, violation of one's rights is violation of one's rights. Just because there's some smack hidden in this story doesnt mean the guy's got no constitutional rights.

deebakes
02-15-2014, 03:33 PM
:shock:

http://i60.tinypic.com/282ko6.jpg

muddy?!?!?!

PorkChopSandwiches
02-15-2014, 04:24 PM
He shaved :shock: