Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Hal-9000]

wow..I just got back from a series of dental appointments today and maybe some good news?

In every province but mine, the dentists are allowed to use botox to lessen muscle and nerve pain.It's expensive as hell and temporary
yet I think I'm going to do it.Tonight when I had the least invasive appointment which was deep root planing with hand tools, I could barely
open my mouth and my teeth felt like they were numb and on fire at the same time.

This guy...my regular dentist, is a young Asian guy and he's going to aggressively pursue training for these injections and recommended me as guinea pig.
That's why I had to get put through hell today at their office.

I asked him to make me look like Brad Pitt too :lol:

[Godfather]

There are a couple of racoons humping outside my window... DAMN they are loud. Thought it was a bear or some shit at first

[Godfather]

wow..I just got back from a series of dental appointments today and maybe some good news?

In every province but mine, the dentists are allowed to use botox to lessen muscle and nerve pain.It's expensive as hell and temporary
yet I think I'm going to do it.Tonight when I had the least invasive appointment which was deep root planing with hand tools, I could barely
open my mouth and my teeth felt like they were numb and on fire at the same time.

This guy...my regular dentist, is a young Asian guy and he's going to aggressively pursue training for these injections and recommended me as guinea pig.
That's why I had to get put through hell today at their office.

I asked him to make me look like Brad Pitt too :lol:

Damn buddy that's good news. I really hope it happens for you soon.

[DemonGeminiX]

There are a couple of racoons humping outside my window... DAMN they are loud. Thought it was a bear or some shit at first

I get cats fighting outside of my bedroom window all the time. Imagine that waking you up at 3am.

[Shady]

I think my insomnia is getting worse. I'm starring down a bottle of Advil PM trying to decide if I need one or not.


Crap, tomorrows workload won. I must get some sleep.

[JoeyB]

I think my insomnia is getting worse. I'm starring down a bottle of Advil PM trying to decide if I need one or not.


Crap, tomorrows workload won. I must get some sleep.

Dude, long time no speak! Put on your TV to a show you find interesting, and then your mind will focus on it and not your thoughts, you'll sleep.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No ambition today :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I may need to down a 5 Hour early today

[Muddy]

I think you may be addicted to those things...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't take them that often

[Muddy]

Every day it seems.. :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Only 1 to 2 times a week....too expensive to take every day :razz:

[Joebob034]

I get cats fighting outside of my bedroom window all the time. Imagine that waking you up at 3am.

I had a couple of cats fighting outside my bedroom window once. It was loud enough until their fighting for some reason attracted a couple of blue jays and crows. And all of it at 6am so I sent my dog out to chase them away.

[Godfather]

Man I am not feeling so hot today... I think that rotisserie chicken from safeway poisoned me :lol:

[Hal-9000]

3 hours of dental work did me in last night, I still haven't slept.

I'm going to be a real bag of toys today at work..oh shit I'm already there :lol:

:doh:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:lol:

Stay pilled up

[Teh One Who Knocks]

This is the day that will never end :|

[AntZ]

I get cats fighting outside of my bedroom window all the time. Imagine that waking you up at 3am.

Find someone you know or ask a neighbor who has rose bushes, ask them for all the thorny clippings. Cut up all those branches into 2 inch cuts and throw them around your windows and yard, they will dry and last a long time. Cats hate things that poke their feet and will steer clear of your yard if they are made uncomfortable in any way!

[Muddy]

This is the day that will never end :|

:thursday:

[Hal-9000]

:lol:

Stay pilled up

I found out I'm a candidate for fucking botox injections....guinea pig city and I'm going for it.

My dude asks me last night - you never refill my prescriptions, do you want some more? :face:
I politely declined and told him rather than taking a prescription muscle relaxant, a prescription anti inflam and a prescription pain killer,
that I would rather smoke a really big joint :lol: He didn't like that

[Muddy]

Isn't medical maryjane legal up there in honky town?

[Hal-9000]

Only for certain conditions presently...I was asked in 2002 and declined (believe it or don't)
It's typically low grade and I don't want to have to rely on pills or dope for a medical condition..I want the problem addressed.

That being said I can't move my neck right now or open my mouth...I feel like I got hit in the head and shoulders with a baseball bat ffs.
It's great because everyone is giving me a wide berth at work today :lol: They know from past experience I guess

[Muddy]

Take 4 or 5 percodan and jump on the forklift... :mrgreen:

[Hal-9000]

I had some percocets in a hospital emergency ward one night many moons ago...

after the pain subsided a few days later I had 5 left over


:dance: that shit is good times

[Hal-9000]

it sounds bad but when I'm in this much pain all I can think about is smoking so much dope that I become a slack jawed drooling guy who should be holding a sign asking for handouts :oops:


c'mon 5:30!!! :lol:

[Muddy]

Percocet and beer will make you walk sideways...

[Hal-9000]

Weed and meth will make you drive like Lohan...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm allergic to narcotics :|

[Hal-9000]

I'm allergic to cats


had to stop injecting them years ago :|

[Muddy]

I'm allergic to narcotics :|


That sucks..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That sucks..

Yup, found out when I was a kid an almost OD'ed and died on codeine. They tested me and found out I was allergic to anything narcotic based....for some reason my body doesn't process it and it builds up and acts as an overdose.

[Muddy]

My wife is allergic to perco type drugs.. If she has something done, they usually have to give her demoral or something...

[Hal-9000]

I remember when I broke my femur in a car accident...they had 5 or 6 people holding my leg while they moved me and gave me a shot of Demerol..

emergency room doc says - Holy crap, his pupils didn't even dilate :lol:

then they brought out the morphine

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I can take extra strength Tylenol :|

[Goofy]

I can take extra strength beer :tup:

[Hal-9000]

I can take extra strength Tylenol :|

I've got pill bottles galore downstairs by my pc and never take them...

lately when things get bad for me I take Alleve...do you have those down there Lance?
Over the counter stuff is usually like candy for me but I've found those take the edge off of bad headaches anyways :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I can take extra strength beer :tup:

:slap:


I've got pill bottles galore downstairs by my pc and never take them...

lately when things get bad for me I take Alleve...do you have those down there Lance?
Over the counter stuff is usually like candy for me but I've found those take the edge off of bad headaches anyways :thumbsup:

Yeah, we have Aleve here, but it doesn't work on my headaches. Only thing anymore that even takes the edge off is Excedrine

[Hal-9000]

one L :doh:


I must be thinking of the extra strength version :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

I really don't take pills very much...I'm serious, my main dentist chastised me last night for not getting prescriptions filled :lol:

[Muddy]

I can take extra strength Tylenol :|

I had a colonoscopy before and they gave me that shit Michael Jackson OD'd on to put me out... wow... :shock:

They said count backwards from ten... I got to about 8.... :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I had a colonoscopy before and they gave me that shit Michael Jackson OD'd on to put me out... wow... :shock:

They said count backwards from ten... I got to about 8.... :lol:

:worthless:

[Muddy]

:picsorgtfo:


I think I can actually indulge here if you really are interested... :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I really don't take pills very much...I'm serious, my main dentist chastised me last night for not getting prescriptions filled :lol:

I take way too much OTC stuff

[Muddy]

I think I can actually indulge here if you really are interested... :lol:


No takers? :mrgreen:

[Hal-9000]

:worthless:

:lol:

[AntZ]

I had a colonoscopy before and they gave me that shit Michael Jackson OD'd on to put me out... wow... :shock:



Isn't that the drug that makes you drowsy and dilates your anus at the same time? :-k


No wonder Michael Jackson OD'd on it, he just had to re-live those memories over and over!

[Muddy]

Isn't that the drug that makes you drowsy and dilates your anus at the same time? :-k


No wonder Michael Jackson OD'd on it, he just had to re-live those memories over and over!

They go a lot deeper than the anus, homer... :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I think I ate too much :burp:

[Hal-9000]

I think it's raining really hard here and we're having quite the light show

[minz]

I think I ate too much :burp:

Nothing new there then eh. :lol:

[minz]

I think it's raining really hard here and we're having quite the light show

Light show?

[Hal-9000]

Nothing new there then eh. :lol:


:burn:

[Hal-9000]

Light show?

Lightning and thunder :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nothing new there then eh. :lol:

Sorry, I like food :hand:

[minz]

Lightning and thunder :thumbsup:

I dont like storms I hide under the bed :sad2:

[DemonGeminiX]

Thunder and lightning, the gods take revenge
Senseless destruction

8-[

[minz]

Sorry, I like food :hand:

Yeah I can tell. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Sorry, I like food :hand:

Minz eats toaster leavins! They go great with coffee :thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

Thunder and lightning, the gods take revenge
Senseless destruction

8-[

keep a happy thought eh? :lol:

[Southern Belle]

Not scared of storms. Was sitting on the porch a little while ago and the wind blew one of the plastic chairs off but I caught the other one.

[minz]

Minz eats toaster leavins! They go great with coffee :thumbsup:

No dinner tonight, forgot to pick up some bread on my way home. :(

[DemonGeminiX]

keep a happy thought eh? :lol:

:slap:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4skxeKkEpBg

[minz]

Not scared of storms. Was sitting on the porch a little while ago and the wind blew one of the plastic chairs off but I caught the other one.

I dont know what it is about storms, I just dont like them.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Minz eats toaster leavins! They go great with coffee :thumbsup:

Are you sure? Those probably have flavor and lord knows she can't anything that tastes :rolleyes:

[Southern Belle]

I dont know what it is about storms, I just dont like them.

Well, I've never had a bad experience so they don't bother me but I can see where they would.

[DemonGeminiX]

People around my way actually get struck by lightning, so I get paranoid when a lightning storm comes around and I'm outside driving around.


Also... Hey, preseason football is on TV! Yay!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

First pre-season game of the season...yay :|

[DemonGeminiX]

:nono:

It's better than no football at all.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Not by much :|

[minz]

Nothing is better than no football at all.

[Hal-9000]

oh this is too good :lol: effing karma or what?!!! :lol:

I have a friend who watches movies with me and we go out for food occasionally.We're buds and also have ..umm...relieved each other's tensions at times.She's a good friend and makes me laugh.
Anyways, I wish I could record and upload voice transmissions...just spoke with her.She's not into pc's but she's not stupid either.She knows that I 'borrow' movies from the net, she has no idea how.

hal - Hey you, it's me.Are you at work right now? Got a sec to chat?
her - What's up?
hal - I'm alone tonight and was wondering if you felt like getting wrecked and watching a flick?
her - Sounds good, I'm working until 10 and can be over at about 11, alright?
hal - I'll be here...any preference for a movie?

(she's cool..she enjoys sci-fi, adventure and horror movies more than romcoms or dramas)

her - HOW ABOUT TWILIGHT : ECLIPSE? Do you have that one?
hal - *laughing* Ermmm...noooo.
her - Can you get it by the time I come over?
hal - Probably not...because the movie is rated GHEY and I'm not old to enough to watch those.
her - *laughing* Hey I think my roommate has the DVD...I'll call her and call you back.
hal - I broke my DVD player, please don't worry about it.
her - When did that happen??
hal - In about 5 minutes

I told her she's going to become famous in about 15 minutes for asking about that movie......and no I still haven't downloaded it so piss off :lol: I swear...word for word

[Teh One Who Knocks]

We know what Hal will be watching tonight :rolleyes:

[minz]

*puts TWILIGHT : ECLIPSE on the Christmas list for Hal*

[Hal-9000]

I have less than 5 hours to get ready :shock:

[minz]

I have less than 5 hours to get ready :shock:

LMAO, your such a girl pants. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

:lol: :lol:


Piss off, I still get nervous...
We're more like brother and sister than a 'couple'...except for those times I jizzed on her :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have less than 5 hours to get ready :shock:

:ghey2:

[minz]

:lol: :lol:


Piss off, I still get nervous...
We're more like brother and sister than a 'couple'...except for those times I jizzed on her :lol:

What are you doing still posting, youve got 5 hours of preening to do. :lmao:

[Hal-9000]

Handsomeness of this magnitude can not be rushed :hand:

First, I have to unscrew every second light bulb in the house..

[DemonGeminiX]

Make her watch 30 Days of Night instead.

:tup:

[Hal-9000]

What are you doing still posting, youve got 5 hours of preening to do. :lmao:

I may have time to sneak another one in before she gets here :lol:


brb

[Hal-9000]

Make her watch 30 Days of Night instead.

:tup:

I'm sure she's seen that...she's a huge vampire fan.And she likes those shitbox Z grade movies that Lance likes :lol:

[minz]

Handsomeness of this magnitude can not be rushed :hand:

First, I have to unscrew every second light bulb in the house..

Let me know if you need anything, hair spray, kinky underwear, powder for your nose. :lmao:

[Hal-9000]

Let me know if you need anything, hair spray, kinky underwear, powder for your nose. :lmao:

I slept for about 20 minutes last night and am pumped full of over the counter headache crap...I'll probably be snoozing by kinky underwear time :lol:

[minz]

I slept for about 20 minutes last night and am pumped full of over the counter headache crap...I'll probably be snoozing by kinky underwear time :lol:

You need to rub your big toe.

[Hal-9000]

You need to rub your big toe.

REALLY hoping someone else will be doing that for me later :face:

[minz]

REALLY hoping someone else will be doing that for me later :face:

Your toe? :huh:

[Hal-9000]

We've been thru this already


"rubbin the big toe" is like - pullin the goalie :thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

Takin the sausage hostage


:lol:

[minz]

We've been thru this already


"rubbin the big toe" is like - pullin the goalie :thumbsup:

:-k You may just have to explain that one to me as its just gone right over my head, it is 1.40am afterall. :lol:

[minz]

I feel really dizzy tonight. :huh:

[Hal-9000]

I feel really dizzy tonight. :huh:

Because you're thinking and typing simultaneously you silly goose :)
Didn't we talk about what happens when you try and do too many things at once?

slow down :lol:

[minz]

Because you're thinking and typing simultaneously you silly goose :)
Didn't we talk about what happens when you try and do too many things at once?

slow down :lol:

But im female, I CAN multitask :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Well I have to get cleaned up, find some entertainment, get some snacks and arrange for some tunes :-k


and find that bottle of Aqua Velva Blue...ohhh yeaaaah



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0I6mhZ5wMw

[minz]

I thought this one was a bit more fitting :lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKumfRiGdQI

[Hal-9000]

ahh yeah Barry my brotha, tell us fellow babies how it is :giggity:

[Hal-9000]

I thought this one was a bit more fitting :lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKumfRiGdQI

When Good Bay City Rollers Go Bad? :lol:

[Godfather]

Day two of P90X and I'm already sore!!

Damn, thought my 2 months of going to the gym diligently would make it easier.

[Hal-9000]

She likes stuff like this..and so do I when I'm in the mood


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWyvMerss4w

[Hal-9000]

Day two of P90X and I'm already sore!!

Damn, thought my 2 months of going to the gym diligently would make it easier.

dats cuz you is a large pussy :thumbsup:

[minz]

Day two of P90X and I'm already sore!!

Damn, thought my 2 months of going to the gym diligently would make it easier.

If your sore then its working :tup:

[Hal-9000]

oh noes! :shock:

the tiny Filipino lesbian just turfed one of our racks trying to get a skid out :lol:

why do I always get to do the engineering/cleanup? :|

[Muddy]

oh noes! :shock:

the tiny Filipino lesbian just turfed one of our racks trying to get a skid out :lol:

why do I always get to do the engineering/cleanup? :|


Please god tell me the Wii's are safe... :pray:

[Hal-9000]

Please god tell me the Wii's are safe... :pray:

:lol:

She tweaked a beam with the forklift mast carriage and blamed everything from the pins in the rack to the forklift to the floor ffs :lol:
She was shaking, I shouldn't make fun.

On my side of things I recovered 5 pallets out of 6, only 2 cartons toasted through the entire experience
so we only have to buy a new beam and write off about 500 bucks worth of stock (No Wii's thank God)

and she didn't get hurt....always a HUGE plus that I have to make very clear to her once she stops swearing in Filipino

[Hugh_Janus]

big tits

[SmoothBob]

big tits

I WAS thinking about somethin else, but now im thinking about big tits! :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Big tits.





:shock:

It's contagious.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I woke up with a headache and my allergies are killing me :|

[DemonGeminiX]

If you woke up like that then you may need to do some house cleaning. Frequently, when I wake up and my allergies are bothering me, it means that I've let allergens that were on me rub off of my body onto my pillow cases and bed sheets that I'm using and they need to be washed.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Just put on fresh clean sheets the other day

[DemonGeminiX]

And you rolled around on them last night and every night since putting them on. If you don't take a shower before you go to bed... see what I'm saying?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Of course I take a shower in the evening, I work all day :slap:

[DemonGeminiX]

:x

You're a dirty dirty man! Clean yer sheets, dammit!
















8-[

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

You're a dirty dirty man! Clean yer sheets, dammit!
















8-[

:gtfo:

[DemonGeminiX]

[-(

Fine. Be filthy, dirty boy.





I gotta go hit the pull up bar. Be back in about 10 minutes or so.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

[-(

Fine. Be filthy, dirty boy.





I gotta go hit the pull up bar. Be back in about 10 minutes or so.

:fire:

[Goofy]

[-(

Fine. Be filthy, dirty boy.





I gotta go hit the pull up bar. Be back in about 10 minutes or so.

Pull up bar........... get me a beer :tup:

[DemonGeminiX]

:slap:





100 pull ups, split into 5 sets of 20, done.

:thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Pull up bar........... get me a beer :tup:

:beer:

[DemonGeminiX]

You're an enabler.

[-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Am not [-(

[DemonGeminiX]

Are too.

[-(

[Goofy]

:slap:





100 pull ups, split into 5 sets of 20, done.

:thumbsup:

I pulled myself up out of bed earlier :-k


:beer:

*guzzles*

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Are too.

[-(

Not :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

*guzzles*

I thought you were hungover :-s

[Goofy]

I thought you were hungover :-s

Yep...... drinking more beer will cure it though :tup:

[DemonGeminiX]

Not :slap:

Are :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yep...... drinking more beer will cure it though :tup:

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Are :slap:

Am not! :x

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

You know i'm right :nono:

[DemonGeminiX]

Am not! :x

:beatdown:

Are too!

:overkill:


You know i'm right :nono:

:-s

You know, you're just delaying the inevitable, right?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You know i'm right :nono:

Wrong :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Are too!

:overkill:

Not :hand:

:acid:

[DemonGeminiX]

Not :hand:

:acid:

Are. [-(

:fryingpan:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Are. [-(

:fryingpan:

http://i.imgur.com/tjO3L.gif

[DemonGeminiX]

http://i.imgur.com/tjO3L.gif

Ok.



http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq232/rogerdewormhout/Smiley-msn_com-Militaires-66035.gif?t=1242075286

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lame:

[DemonGeminiX]

:nono:

You're just jealous you didn't find it first.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:umno:

[Leefro]

I need a couple hours nap

[DemonGeminiX]

:umno:


:bs:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I need a couple hours nap

Then go to sleep? :-s


:bs:

:fu:

[Godfather]

You're in my spot :meh:

[Goofy]

Looking forward to my Indian takeaway :yumyumyum:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Why is some Indian taking away something from you? And why would you look forward to it? :confused:

[Goofy]

*slaps Lance*

[Godfather]

The girlie comes home from Europe tomorrow :mrgreen:

[JoeyB]

The girlie comes home from Europe tomorrow :mrgreen:

Why was Hal in Europe?

[Godfather]

I threw a few dirty porn mags into a crate and when he went in I sealed it up and sent him to Kosovo.

April Fools!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I threw a few dirty porn mags into a crate and when he went in I sealed it up and sent him to Kosovo.

April Fools!

:-k :-k

[Lambchop]

Sore back, arms, chest, legs, bum...

[Godfather]

LMAOSHMSFOAIDMT

[RBP]

LMAOSHMSFOAIDMT

:-s

:-k

http://i.imgur.com/xu2UA.jpg

[Godfather]

Precisely

[RBP]

Precisely

But is the grammar right? It seems like it should be in the past tense to described what happened when you were laughing, i.e. Laughing so hard my sombrero fell off and I dropped my taco.

[RBP]

Done with school for the week. Yay.

Final paper due next Sunday. boo.

[minz]

MIDDLE AGE TEXTING CODES:
ATD -at the doctor. BFF -best friend fell. BTW -bring the wheelchair. BYOT -bring your own teeth. FWIW -forgot where I was. GGPBL -gotta go, pacemaker battery low. GHA -got heartburn again. IMHO -is my hearing aid on? LMDO -laughing my dentures out. OMMR -on my massage recliner. ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can't get up. TTYL -talk to you louder!

Courtesy of facebook :)

[Hugh_Janus]

nipples

[Southern Belle]

I started with nothing and still have most of it.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I think I'm drunk :)

[Leefro]

Think it's time I went to bed

[RBP]

Thinking I should work on next week's school work.

[RBP]

I think I'm drunk :)

On a school night!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

On a school night!

:oops:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's hot in here :|

[Muddy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeZZr_p6vB8

[Hal-9000]

:giggity:









http://i.imgur.com/3Vl0I.jpg

[Muddy]

:giggity:
http://i.imgur.com/3Vl0I.jpg


No way....

[Hal-9000]

Yeah I took the pic and posted this morning.We had a bit of hail yesterday and it actually hung around all night.

It makes bobo sad :(



It almost looks like a POV shot of Lindsay Lohan's breakfast table :dance:

[Muddy]

Looks like snow to me.....

[Hal-9000]

that's what Lohan said too :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm in a bad mood today :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm in a bad mood today :|

Me too

[RBP]

:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

I'll snap you out of it mister :x

[RBP]

I'll snap you out of it mister :x

:spank:

[Hal-9000]

I'm in a bad mood today :|


Me too


:lol:

[minz]

No bad mood here, I'm just sulky and stressed. :meh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:spank:

:x


:lol:

:dance:

[Hal-9000]

Help help! Premature Ejaculation Man please help us!





I'm coming..























:|

[Godfather]

Damn, just watched a show on PBS about what scientists are seeing in Antarctica with regards to old glaciers and shit. We're fucked :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

I think I'm gonna go see that this weekend.

[Joebob034]

I think I'm gonna go see that this weekend.

what? old glaciers?

[Muddy]

Damn, just watched a show on PBS about what scientists are seeing in Antarctica with regards to old glaciers and shit. We're fucked :lol:


I think I watched that as well..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I think I need to pop another Claritin :|

[Hal-9000]

Damn, just watched a show on PBS about what scientists are seeing in Antarctica with regards to old glaciers and shit. We're fucked :lol:

as opposed to new glaciers?


:lol: dammit man you're 'sposed to be the skuled one

[Hal-9000]

I think I need to pop another Claritin :|

:hand: hugs, not drugs

[Southern Belle]

There is not jackshit on tv tonight.

[Hal-9000]

I miss celebpanties :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I miss celebpanties :sad2:

:slap:

[Hal-9000]

:shock:



Don't hit me, I'm in pain and sensitive right now :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shock:



Don't hit me, I'm in pain and sensitive right now :(

That time of the month? :-k

[Hal-9000]

That time of the month? :-k

pretty much...can't move my neck or left leg, jaw is swollen inside, face is on fire

ffs I feel like Rihanna on Grammy Night :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burn:

[Hal-9000]

I'm not really joking....fooooook

[Hal-9000]

I have a forum question.Let's say that by some freak of coincidence, every user on this forum uploaded their signature using Imgur image host.

If Imgur's server went down would all of our sigs vanish? Or are they somehow stored on a server here?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Please let today be a good day....I think I have earned one normal day this week :|



I have a forum question.Let's say that by some freak of coincidence, every user on this forum uploaded their signature using Imgur image host.

If Imgur's server went down would all of our sigs vanish? Or are they somehow stored on a server here?

They would go down, nothing is stored on the servers here

[DemonGeminiX]

Nobody on the road
Nobody on the beach
I feel it in the air
The summer's out of reach
Empty lake, empty streets
The sun goes down alone
I'm drivin' by your house
Though I know you're not home...

[Hal-9000]

I miss celebpanties


:sad2:

[DemonGeminiX]

:-k

Would a crucifix effect a vampire if the vampire was an atheist?

[DemonGeminiX]

How often do professional race car drivers get pulled over for speeding?

:-k

[Goofy]

I miss celebpanties


:sad2:

:stfu:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Why was Goof up so early? :-k

[Pony]

Why was Goof up so late? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Early :hand:

[minz]

I'm bored, I wonder what mischief I can get up to. :-k

[Hal-9000]

:-k

Would a crucifix effect a vampire if the vampire was an atheist?

Good question.....would garlic affect a vampire if he was Italian? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Monkeys are funny

[Hal-9000]

Monkeys are funny

:x :x Get your fingers away from the monkeys!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/4hHgp.jpg

[Hal-9000]

my Grandma had one of those in her house...and a little Barman shaker who had red eyes...

I didn't like going to Grandma's place :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Evil Batman? :shock:

[Hal-9000]

pardon? :lol:

[Hal-9000]

It looked like this guy...but he had a gray beard and resembled an evil Redd Foxx

scared the beejeezus outta me :|

http://i.imgur.com/3tBHf.jpg

[Hal-9000]

great..20 years of therapy unraveled in one post :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

pardon? :lol:

I saw Batman, not Barman :oops:

[Hal-9000]

*pm's glasses*



way to go hal :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:blind:

[Hal-9000]

pffffft reading is a bonus, but not necessary when visiting a forum :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

i kan reed :)

[Hal-9000]

ya me too
http://i.imgur.com/y9n2C.jpg

[Loser]

Grown men should not have to paint their nails :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Grown men should not have to paint their nails :lol:

ELABORATE

[Loser]

I've, since damn near birth, been a nail bitter.

Attempting to quit with this stuff that tastes like shit when finger goes into mouth :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I've, since damn near birth, been a nail bitter.

Attempting to quit with this stuff that tastes like shit when finger goes into mouth :lol:

dude..I feel for you.I've never had that habit.


How about doin a 3 knuckler?

[Loser]

dude..I feel for you.I've never had that habit.


How about doin a 3 knuckler?

I'm....I'm afraid to ask what that is.......:huh:

[Hal-9000]

Determine which hand you bite most, left or right and then slowly insert each finger up your ass to the third knuckle.Repeat this action every hour.


within 24 hours you'll stop biting your nails :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I've, since damn near birth, been a nail bitter.

Attempting to quit with this stuff that tastes like shit when finger goes into mouth :lol:

A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon.

All the patrons gawked as the cowboy kissed his horse on the ass before coming in and asking for a drink.

The bartender serves him and asks, "Mind if I ask why'd ya kiss your horse on the ass?"

The cowboy says, "It's 'cause I got chapped lips."

The bartender asks, "Does horse shit help them heal?"

Cowboy replies, "No, but it keeps me from licking them."

[Loser]

Determine which hand you bite most, left or right and then slowly insert each finger up your ass to the third knuckle.Repeat this action every hour.


within 24 hours you'll stop biting your nails :thumbsup:

I am quiet the germaphobe*mysophobia*, so I doubt that will happen :lol:


A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon.

All the patrons gawked as the cowboy kissed his horse on the ass before coming in and asking for a drink.

The bartender serves him and asks, "Mind if I ask why'd ya kiss your horse on the ass?"

The cowboy says, "It's 'cause I got chapped lips."

The bartender asks, "Does horse shit help them heal?"

Cowboy replies, "No, but it keeps me from licking them."

I've heard that before :lol:

[Hal-9000]

wait..you're a germaphobe and bite your nails?

Do you have any idea how much your hands pick up in the course of a day?????

:shock: duuude

[Loser]

wait..you're a germaphobe and bite your nails?

Do you have any idea how much your hands pick up in the course of a day?????

:shock: duuude

I wash my hands so much...you have absolutely no idea :lol:

Plus, I refuse to touch door knobs or generally anything else people touch ;)

It took me hours to explain to my brother that after he pissed in a public bathroom, washed his hands, then grabbed the handle to leave, that he was basically grabbing the last 30 to 40 guys cocks :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I wash my hands so much...you have absolutely no idea :lol:

Plus, I refuse to touch door knobs or generally anything else people touch ;)

It took me hours to explain to my brother that after he pissed in a public bathroom, washed his hands, then grabbed the handle to leave, that he was basically grabbing the last 30 to 40 guys cocks :lol:

so vagina is pretty much outta teh question for you eh? :lol:

[Loser]

so vagina is pretty much outta teh question for you eh? :lol:

I'm not that bad of a germaphobe :slap:

Basically, if she's clean and has no weird odors emanating from her, game on :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Wow. I'm in a really foul mood.

[Hal-9000]

Wow. I'm in a really foul mood.

Well then I really wanna post with YOU! :lol:

anything I can do to alleviate the mood besides getting banned?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Wow. I'm in a really foul mood.

Mine must have moved on to you....I was in a bad mood all the way until I went to bed last night, but I woke up in a decent mood for the first time in a week

[DemonGeminiX]

I think maybe I need to go get some air.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My eyes burn :wha:

[RBP]

Paper done and submitted. I rock. :dance2:

[RBP]

seriously I think that motherfucker cracked my tooth when he pulled the one next to it.

[Jezter]

Why does my noodles have "Vegeterian" stamp on it when it is supposed to be "Beef & Tomato" flavored?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Paper done and submitted. I rock. :dance2:

Good job :tup:


Why does my noodles have "Vegeterian" stamp on it when it is supposed to be "Beef & Tomato" flavored?

Must be fake beef flavoring :-k

[Jezter]

Must be fake beef flavoring :-k

Yeah...or then someone is playing a prank at the packaging line... Either way, it is funny. :lol: But I wont be buying the same brand again if it is fake flavoring. It has to be real dead animal flavor damnit! :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Mmmmmm....artificial beef :homer:

[Jezter]

Mmmmmm....artificial beef :homer:

:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sorry :oops:

[Lambchop]

That was a big lady in the queue @ Tesco. I'm 187cm and she towered over me. Unless... :yuck:

[Hal-9000]

seriously I think that motherfucker cracked my tooth when he pulled the one next to it.

Hygienist ripped out my Mom's 20 yr old bridgework cleaning her teeth...

the response - oh it was ready to come out anyways


:x crooks

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Man, today is seriously dragging :|