Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Muddy]

Usually if one kid has them, everyone has them.. That shit travels like waves..

[Pony]

Usually if one kid has them, everyone has them.. That shit travels like waves..

Yep. Sorry to hear it Muddy. At least they don't shave heads anymore. :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

My kids are very dirty and unclean..

So is your wife :wank:

[Muddy]

So is your wife :wank:

:twisted:

[RBP]

Staying home today was probably a bad idea.

[KevinD]

Why so?

[RBP]

I am worse not better. Forcing myself to maintain my daily routine may have been a better choice.

[Hal-9000]

you sound like something serious is going RBP, hope things are ok....with you


My g/f drove back to Victoria yesterday, my sister and her hubby arrived last night from Victoria. I believe they actually passed each other the highway...

I miss the g/f already and haven't been able to spend much time with my sis. I'm having some chronic pain issues again and have to see the dentist again tomorrow :|


gotta roll....because a rolling stone gathers no moss, only tiny slow people that can't run fast

[KevinD]

Rbp, hope things work out for ya bud.

[RBP]

Thanks guys. I don't think it's any secret on here that I have been impacted by MDD and GAD for 25 years, probably longer (Remember biorhythms as a kid? I claimed mine were off). I am in day 10 this time, longest episode in about 4 years. I was doing so good; even got off meds 18 months ago. It's been building, I suppose, and I missed the signs. This too shall pass.

[FBD]

my solutions require too much time, effort, work.....good luck and godspeed, rbp :tup:

[Muddy]

Don't be afraid to take the meds if they help, Rainbow.. We all need a little help with different things in life..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Man, I have ZERO motivation today

[Hal-9000]

Man, I have ZERO motivation today

CO-CAINE :tup:

:face:

[FBD]

lunchtime burn :tup: smallest amount possible, just a nudge :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

CO-CAINE :tup:

:face:



:tup:

[Hal-9000]

can you imagine Lance on Peruvian marching powder???


there would be 115 news stories, 237 celeb galleries posted daily....before lunch :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Why stop there, why not just go straight to meth and get it over with?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Too dangerous

[FBD]

buddy of mine that's a little further along in the process was saying how he overloaded himself and felt like electrocution in his gut :lol:


everything's dangerous

[Hal-9000]

Why stop there, why not just go straight to meth and get it over with?

You're too pretty to do meth :hand:

time for me to let my dentist use a drill on 80% of my teeth without freezing...wish me luck

[PorkChopSandwiches]

You're too pretty to do meth :hand:

time for me to let my dentist use a drill on 80% of my teeth without freezing...wish me luck

http://www.amazon.com/b?ie=UTF8&node=3778211

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You're too pretty to do meth :hand:

time for me to let my dentist use a drill on 80% of my teeth without freezing...wish me luck

Good luck bud :bye:

[FBD]

On Wednesday's edition of "The Five," co-host Bob Beckel remarked on Snoop Dogg's revelation that he as smoked marijuana in the White House, by admitting to the same thing.

“I can’t criticize this guy (Snoop) because I’ve done dope in the White House myself,” Beckel said.

Co-host Kimberly Guilfoyle let out an exasperated, “Oh, God.”

“Are you breaking news?” asked their colleague Eric Bolling.

“I did, yeah,” Beckel said.

[DemonGeminiX]

I have a fever... and the only prescription... is more cowbell.

[FBD]

well that was relatively quick and painless...been so long since allie cat was in the carrier, no problem just putting her in there....she didnt like having her ass trimmed, but sorry baby, its the only way to get them dreadlocks taken care of. what pissed her off though was having her claws trimmed, second she got an arm loose she took a swipe at the girl :lol: $10 to top it off, damn good deal, I was expecting to pay a lot more for that service.

[Muddy]

well that was relatively quick and painless...been so long since allie cat was in the carrier, no problem just putting her in there....she didnt like having her ass trimmed, but sorry baby, its the only way to get them dreadlocks taken care of. what pissed her off though was having her claws trimmed, second she got an arm loose she took a swipe at the girl :lol: $10 to top it off, damn good deal, I was expecting to pay a lot more for that service.

$10 to trim your pussy? What do you think she would do for me? :d


http://i58.tinypic.com/acmft.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

Both Hercules and Lucy start tonight. Which one am I gonna see first?

:-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Why are people so ignorant sometimes? When you pay for gas at the pump, it always asks if you want a receipt. So why is there a container on top of the pump filled with discarded receipts?

:shakehead:

[FBD]

$10 to trim your pussy? What do you think she would do for me? :d


http://i58.tinypic.com/acmft.jpg
:hand: ballsack shaving is a LOT more expensive :lol:

[Muddy]

My poor boys ball sack is empty.. :(

[Hal-9000]

My poor boys ball sack is empty.. :(


:rip:

[FBD]

:lol:

[FBD]

they must want bank runs....

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-07-25/eu-bail-ins-cometh-bail-austria

I see way too much chatter about bail-ins like they did in cyprus. yeayea, its ZH...but this is going off of shit being passed around in legislatures, some things which have actually passed...

been thinking of liquidating certain somethings before they get haircutted too, although that wont be via a bail-in...

[FBD]

11:30? :-k yeah, allright, I'll finally put some pants on :razz:

[Hal-9000]

on The Flintstones, at the end of the day Fred would always yell Yabba-Dabba-Doo!


sounds vaguely Muslim to me...I wonder :-k

[Hal-9000]

most of you know that I work at the United Nations...my posts may seem bigoted at times, most of them come from experiences with my coworkers.

kind of a cool thing today....The guy from Fiji says - When we were growing up, we were taught to stop at a street corner, look left, then right, then left again...and then walk across. Today, people keep their heads down and never stop, just walk across. Were you taught to wait and look as a child?

I told him yes, we were taught the exact same thing and what he's describing today pisses me off to no end.


:-k

I thought it was neat that someone growing up in a tropical island paradise would find the same displeasure in an act that occurs, half the world away.

I said - Hey dude, where you come from...doesn't everyone drive dugout canoes? Don't the people on the sidewalk drown while waiting to cross???


:lol: :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

[FBD]

My poor boys ball sack is empty.. :(

what's funny but sounds rather sick is that she's got this cute little butt...and that's said in a way a mom would say a toddler's got a cute butt, entirely nonsexual :lol: I have to admit I've never seen shaved kitty ass before :rofl:

[Noilly Pratt]

Kind of alluding to what Hal said about looking before crossing...yesterday I was at a stoplight turning right. I came to a complete stop and the crosswalk sign has that go guy in it. I look, then stare at the girl with her head in her phone just to the right of me.

We're allowed to turn right on a red light as long as you completely stop first or there's no signage prohibiting it -- this is different than some provinces/states.

I wait a second, then decide she's not crossing so I roll over the crosswalk and she then loses it, flails her arms up and begins to cuss at me. I'm blocking her way now. Now my car is in her way. So, I speed off.

Ugh! Look!!! Your first task is to cross the street not check your damned messages!

[Hal-9000]

Kind of alluding to what Hal said about looking before crossing...yesterday I was at a stoplight turning right. I came to a complete stop and the crosswalk sign has that go guy in it. I look, then stare at the girl with her head in her phone just to the right of me.

We're allowed to turn right on a red light as long as you completely stop first or there's no signage prohibiting it -- this is different than some provinces/states.

I wait a second, then decide she's not crossing so I roll over the crosswalk and she then loses it, flails her arms up and begins to cuss at me. I'm blocking her way now. Now my car is in her way. So, I speed off.

Ugh! Look!!! Your first task is to cross the street not check your damned messages!


I had a left hand turning light, going through the intersection and all of a sudden there's a pedestrian on my back left side in the crosswalk yelling at me. I scream - HEY FUCKNUTS, DON'T WALK, MEANS DON'T DIE! *alluding to the bright orange don't walk signal he's looking at*


he stopped, gave me the right of way...then gave me the finger :)

[Hal-9000]

what's funny but sounds rather sick is that she's got this cute little butt...and that's said in a way a mom would say a toddler's got a cute butt, entirely nonsexual :lol: I have to admit I've never seen shaved kitty ass before :rofl:


so your cat has a nice ass...and you're contemplating shaving it.....hmmmm :-k

How long since you broke up with your wife/ girlfriend???????

[FBD]

:lol: no, my cat had like 6-8+ dreadlocks on her ass and hind legs, so I had to go get her shaved, I couldnt get the job done myself without casualties :lol: so after it was shaved, its like aw, cute :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Good golly, Miss Molly!
Sure like to ball.

[Hal-9000]

:lol: no, my cat had like 6-8+ dreadlocks on her ass and hind legs, so I had to go get her shaved, I couldnt get the job done myself without casualties :lol: so after it was shaved, its like aw, cute :lol:


:-k

You need some alone time away from the cat....leave the house ffs :lol:

[FBD]

:lol: I get out of the house plenty, my buddy's garage is 2 stone's throw to the south, and the studio 2 stones throw east to the bottom of the hill...that's about the extent of my travel, unless I go all the way to the other side of town to my parents', or over to the store :D


I dont like the highway. it was a fuggin RACETRACK going down to staten/brooklyn last weekend, that's why I rented a car, beat the ever living shit out of it, tearass around the million corners on the parkways :lol: now, I LIKE racing... :dance:

[Hal-9000]

you're close to Brooklyn?


that's so cool, I've always wanted to visit NYC

[FBD]

2 hours from both NYC and Boston ;) not a bad location, except that CT fuggin sucks :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Hurr-be-durr-be-durr-be-durr-be-durr-be-durr-be-durp

[DemonGeminiX]

Man, it is so freakin' humid outside.

[FBD]

wow....happy 94th, gram


...make that 93 :lol: but still...

"I out lived 'em all....they're all dead, every last one of them, friends, siblings, cousins, you name it" :lol: easy there gram :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I guess our city set up a Twitter account called dbagparkinginYYC and are encouraging users to send photos of people who take two stalls, park in handicap spots, fire lanes etc

apparently it's really taking off and a lot of people are submitting photos...

heard about one where the guy is taking four spots by parking horizontally......busted you douchebag :lol:

[Hal-9000]

wow....happy 94th, gram


...make that 93 :lol: but still...

"I out lived 'em all....they're all dead, every last one of them, friends, siblings, cousins, you name it" :lol: easy there gram :lol:


:doh:


I thought you were weighing a shipment of something :lol:


Happy B-Day Granny!!!!! :dance: :thumbsup: :dance:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I guess our city set up a Twitter account called dbagparkinginYYC and are encouraging users to send photos of people who take two stalls, park in handicap spots, fire lanes etc

apparently it's really taking off and a lot of people are submitting photos...

heard about one where the guy is taking four spots by parking horizontally......busted you douchebag :lol:



:lol:

[Hal-9000]

I need to find the proper Twitter handle :lol: I'm not on Twitter but will locate it

[PorkChopSandwiches]

"This account is here to shame #YYC's worst park jobs. See somebody parked like an idiot? Tweet us a pic and tell your friends," states the Twitter handle @DBagParkingYYC

[Hal-9000]

dbag parking I LOVE it :lol:

[Hal-9000]

they're showing plate numbers


:rofl:

[FBD]

*wipes sweat off head* oh....scotch bonnet peppers in this sauce, no wonder!

[DemonGeminiX]

You're out of touch and I'm out of time
But I'm out of my head when you're not around...

[FBD]

:lol: is that hall & oats?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Seems like every time I start to get ahead and put some money aside for other projects/rainy days, something else comes up. Came home from work Friday afternoon and I try and put the garage door up with the remote in my truck and it goes up maybe a foot and stops. That's when I notice the wires sticking out on either side of the door. Go inside to find the spring busted. :|

They skimped when they did the original garage install and put only one spring in instead of two, so I guess I'm lucky it lasted this long, but this is still now the 2nd time I've had to have someone come out and work on the garage door. So I call them up and they come out on Saturday and fix it, but there goes $300 that I didn't plan on having to spend. :|

[FBD]

Portugese Banco Espiritu Santo cancels shareholder meeting due to "unexpected facts" :rofl:

https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2940/14666038411_75b7956c25_b.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

Seems like every time I start to get ahead and put some money aside for other projects/rainy days, something else comes up. Came home from work Friday afternoon and I try and put the garage door up with the remote in my truck and it goes up maybe a foot and stops. That's when I notice the wires sticking out on either side of the door. Go inside to find the spring busted. :|

They skimped when they did the original garage install and put only one spring in instead of two, so I guess I'm lucky it lasted this long, but this is still now the 2nd time I've had to have someone come out and work on the garage door. So I call them up and they come out on Saturday and fix it, but there goes $300 that I didn't plan on having to spend. :|

That's owning a house. It's like that. I didn't plan on needing a new A/C furnace unit around now, but I'm gonna be dropping some money on it today. That's just the way it goes.

[FBD]

right....at least I got warning on my furnace....dude said you'd better start saving, dont bet on this lasting you through next winter. it might, but if this one piece over here goes, you're toast...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I had to do the whole central air thing last year, that was $6000 that I didn't have to spend either, but I couldn't make it thru the summer without a/c

[Hal-9000]

Seems like every time I start to get ahead and put some money aside for other projects/rainy days, something else comes up. Came home from work Friday afternoon and I try and put the garage door up with the remote in my truck and it goes up maybe a foot and stops. That's when I notice the wires sticking out on either side of the door. Go inside to find the spring busted. :|

They skimped when they did the original garage install and put only one spring in instead of two, so I guess I'm lucky it lasted this long, but this is still now the 2nd time I've had to have someone come out and work on the garage door. So I call them up and they come out on Saturday and fix it, but there goes $300 that I didn't plan on having to spend.

:|

Try to look at it this way. We have a single door, two car garage.

One night we're in the house and hear this incredible racket outside. One of the springs had snapped...right beside my car. We have the old school, 100 pound thick springs.

Dude who fixed it told us we were damn lucky we weren't in the garage when it happened and mentioned the pounds of tension etc....the snapped end of the spring was a giant fishhook ffs :lol:

I was also lucky it somehow missed my car because I was parked about 20 inches from it...


I know it sucks Lance and I feel for you....but like the guy told us, some of those old springs can be lethal.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Try to look at it this way. We have a single door, two car garage.

One night we're in the house and hear this incredible racket outside. One of the springs had snapped...right beside my car. We have the old school, 100 pound thick springs.

Dude who fixed it told us we were damn lucky we weren't in the garage when it happened and mentioned the pounds of tension etc....the snapped end of the spring was a giant fishhook ffs :lol:

I was also lucky it somehow missed my car because I was parked about 20 inches from it...


I know it sucks Lance and I feel for you....but like the guy told us, some of those old springs can be lethal.

As long as it crushed me instantly, I think it might be okay :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Good thing the old person living in my house with us is my dad. :|

I'll come home from work some days and it's in the mid 80's and he will have all the windows open and the a/c turned off. Yesterday, a storm front was moving into the state and it cooled temps off quite a bit because of the rain...I get home yesterday and it's cloudy and about 74° outside and the house is all closed up and the central air is running. :facepalm:

:wha:

[DemonGeminiX]

Jenny I got your number
I want to make you mine
Jenny, don't change your number
8 6 7 5 3 0 ni-yee-ine

[Teh One Who Knocks]

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE???? :x

[DemonGeminiX]

I wanna rock!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:cheers:

[Goofy]

Good thing the old person living in my house with us is my dad. :|

I'll come home from work some days and it's in the mid 80's and he will have all the windows open and the a/c turned off. Yesterday, a storm front was moving into the state and it cooled temps off quite a bit because of the rain...I get home yesterday and it's cloudy and about 74° outside and the house is all closed up and the central air is running. :facepalm:

:wha:

Old people are stupid - FACT :lol:

[Hal-9000]

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE???? :x


not enough spittle [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

not enough spittle [-(

:drool:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Old people are stupid - FACT :lol:

Ain't that the truth

[DemonGeminiX]

Old people are stupid - FACT :lol:

Depends on the person. My mom's uncle is in his upper 80s... pushing 90... and he's as smart as a whip.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Biggest problem with my dad is that he thinks the world revolves around him...nothing else matters except what he wants/thinks

[DemonGeminiX]

Can he get out and about? If he's home bound, he might be getting a little cabin fever. It's better if older folks have some sort of activities to engage in with people their own age.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

He's perfectly able to go places, he chooses not to, he sits on his ass all day long, every day either in front of the TV or the computer. He goes out to buy groceries once a week, that's about the extent of it.

[DemonGeminiX]

That's a shame. He worked his whole life just to sit around. He should be out enjoying himself. I'm sure your area has lots of activities older people could engage in. Most cities do.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

There's plenty of shit to do around where we live. There's even a free bus for the elderly to take you anywhere you want to go locally in the area for free FFS. All you have to do is call. He'd rather sit around and be miserable.

[Hal-9000]

I'm on holidays for a week starting tomorrow! :shock:

[Hal-9000]

I thought my holidays were in August :shock:

[Hal-9000]

Friday will be August :shock:

[Hal-9000]

It's 2014! :shock:

[Hal-9000]

I gotta lay off the weed :lol:

[FBD]

:lol: shit, last time I forgot what year it was, I think it was 2000....or 01...or 02, somewhere thereabouts :lol:

[FBD]

There's plenty of shit to do around where we live. There's even a free bus for the elderly to take you anywhere you want to go locally in the area for free FFS. All you have to do is call. He'd rather sit around and be miserable.

fkn right?! dont bitch about not doing anything if you dont wanna do anything!

[Hal-9000]

:lol: shit, last time I forgot what year it was, I think it was 2000....or 01...or 02, somewhere thereabouts :lol:

Stephen Wright -...Ummmm, you know I was just thinking about something...., no that was 4 years ago.



:lol:

[FBD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65vTMIMWaL8

[RBP]

Holy hell, the next 16 days are completely insane. I will be damn proud of myself if I pull this off and maintain some semblance of sanity.

[DemonGeminiX]

This monitor's gonna take some getting used to. I'm not used to ultrawide screens.

[DemonGeminiX]

Porn looks great on it. :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Theater mode never fails.

:thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

When the lights go down in the California town
People are in for the evening
I jump into my car and I throw in my guitar
My heartbeat in time with my breathing

[RBP]

The news pissed me off this morning but there was ONE good idea.

If we have to pay for illegals then we should recoup some of it from the foreign aid to that country. We should not have to pay twice.

I like it. :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's a good idea....deduct a certain amount per illegal from whatever we send in foreign aid :thumbsup:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Cancel foreign aid, we have enough issues to deal with here that we cant afford

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's another can of worms altogether, but I completely agree with that. Why do we continue to send all this money overseas, especially to the ones that hate us?

[FBD]

Fiat justitia ruat caelum


until the money changers are kicked out of the church, so long as the government has a blank checkbook it doesnt need to worry about balancing, the charade continues

[FBD]

Georgous Huxwell FTL

[PorkChopSandwiches]

That's another can of worms altogether, but I completely agree with that. Why do we continue to send all this money overseas, especially to the ones that hate us?

We borrow money to give away

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr_uHJPUlO8

[KevinD]

Man the weather was nice here this morning: in the low 60s. Now it's mid 80s and sunny. Makes me want to take a couple days off when the job is done and head to Pensacola beach

[FBD]

We borrow money to give away

3:05


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMqMKxJJYvY

and us niggas just sit back and pay for it

when it should be....an hour later, ee's not going to make it...got some big abdul's hands around his throat....and a box of juju fruits rammed up his ass...

[Hugh_Janus]

6-9 months for my wrist to heal.... sweet....

[deebakes]

:rip: :wank: or :rip: :lwank:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

[FBD]

today on c span

http://www.c-span.org/video/?320748-5/washington-journal-architects-engineers-911-truth

I hear there is an initiative to get this on the ballot to force a(n actually impartial re)investigation of 9-11

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/sn1L3u5.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you. Hope you guessed my name.
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game.

[Goofy]

Pleased to meet you. Hope you guessed my name.
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game.

I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain

[Goofy]

6-9 months for my wrist to heal.... sweet....

What did you actually do to it? :-k Were you trying to keep up with Dee?

[DemonGeminiX]

Klaatu barada nikto...

[FBD]

bless you

[FBD]

http://i.imgur.com/sn1L3u5.jpg

:hand:

http://www.howtogeek.com/114037/researchers-prove-tin-foil-hats-boost-receptivity-to-government-signals/


I tried looking for the opposite of the tin foil hat, but after finding nothing I decided it was merely a sheeple. :razz: (fwiw, anyone I've known that has actually really taken a look at the technical info has come to the exact same conclusion - there is no possible way it wasn't an inside job. I'm not talking 'perused some materials' for 5-10 minutes...even though the right 5-10 minutes is enough to show what needs to be shown.)

[DemonGeminiX]

I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

[DemonGeminiX]

She's gonna be somebody's only light. Gonna shine tonight.
Yeah, she's gonna be somebody's baby tonight.

[Sadaka]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/southafrica/11006909/British-woman-murdered-at-her-luxury-safari-lodge.html

I new knew her. She was on the way to the tower, it wasn't a luxury lodge.

[deebakes]

sorry to hear that :(

[Hal-9000]

I've never watched The Lion King....far too cutesy for me.

Supervisor says I must watch it when I'm on holidays, like it's a threat or something :lol:





So I was going to make a graphic with Obama as the star and thought I was being clever. Turns out the internet beat me to it :(


http://i.imgur.com/wSYIOYd.jpg

[Lambchop]

I burned my finger on a pizza stone while getting my homemade pizza out of the oven.

Hurts like fuck. Tastes so good... But hurts like fuck.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out,
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and me

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Need...more...sleep... :yawn:

[DemonGeminiX]

This isn't good.

:|

[RBP]

This isn't good.

:|

Hope everything is okay, dude.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

This isn't good.

:|

:-k

[DemonGeminiX]

In and around the lake
Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there

[KevinD]

Blah

[Teh One Who Knocks]

There's gotta be a better way out there, there really does :|

[Pony]

lotto.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No one hit the Mega Millions last night, it's up to $115 million for Friday :-k

[Pony]

I'll split it with you. 70/30

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'd have to insist that you take more than 30%.....let's say 60/40 :tup:

[RBP]

I'll split it with you. 70/30

Do you work for the IRS? :-k

[Pony]

if either of us win I will compromise and accept 65%

[Pony]

Do you work for the IRS? :-k

:-k:bananadance:

[RBP]

I know I don't live in the country by any stretch, but really, it's bad enough when one of the women in the building next door has loud cell conversations outside. But should I have to close my bedroom windows and sweat because at 11:00 on a Tuesday night they can't stay inside, speak in a normal tone, or prevent the guy from making loud obnoxious noises?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I feel your pain, all the neighbors on the street behind our house (and where out bedroom window faces) are loud and obnoxious.

[RBP]

That sucks, people are just fucking rude.

Our building is a six flat with a 3 flat next door. There is a small back yard where they have a table set up. It's literally right outside the bedroom window and they congregate there when they drink. :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I've thought about buying a flame thrower to curb the loudness issues at night.

[RBP]

:lol: That seems reasonable.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

There's one neighbor that has people over to their house every weekend and they are always outside until all hours of the night. And there is one guy who's laugh is SO FUCKING LOUD and obnoxious, that we can clearly hear it in our bedroom and it will wake us up in the middle of the night. :|

[RBP]

There's one neighbor that has people over to their house every weekend and they are always outside until all hours of the night. And there is one guy who's laugh is SO FUCKING LOUD and obnoxious, that we can clearly hear it in our bedroom and it will wake us up in the middle of the night. :|

:x

We need to be able to go all Matrix on them! :tup:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E18aNUwHq0

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's just sad that there is no common courtesy left in this world.

[RBP]

Indeed. I have been bemoaning the death of civility for quite a while.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I think it will just keep getting progressively worse, I don't ever see it correcting itself unfortunately.

[RBP]

Mass media and internet have not helped either. We simply value the wrong things. Drama is more interesting than stability and civility.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's definitely part of it...I just wish I knew what else caused the decline. And if there is absolutely any way to reverse the trend.

[RBP]

Just Google "decline of civility in US" it's article after article after article.

Probably the best attempt I have seen to address it is the commercials from http://www.values.com/

[DemonGeminiX]

You guys need to call the police and report them as a public disturbance.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You guys need to call the police and report them as a public disturbance.

I'd be calling the cops every single night...FFS there are still morons in that neighborhood behind us that are setting off fireworks every night. :|

[DemonGeminiX]

I'd be calling the cops every single night...FFS there are still morons in that neighborhood behind us that are setting off fireworks every night. :|

So call them every night. Have coffee waiting for the cops that come and get to know them. And if your neighbors take issue, you have guns.

Lance, hindsight is 20/20, but with every flaming hoop you had to jump through to get this house, did it ever occur to you that fate, or God, or whatever higher power you may or may not believe in was trying to tell you that moving into that house just wasn't a good idea?

[RBP]

So call them every night. Have coffee waiting for the cops that come and get to know them. And if your neighbors take issue, you have guns.

Lance, hindsight is 20/20, but with every flaming hoop you had to jump through to get this house, did it ever occur to you that fate, or God, or whatever higher power you may or may not believe in was trying to tell you that moving into that house just wasn't a good idea?

TIL God controls bureaucracy and civility.

Dammit God, get your shit together. :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So call them every night. Have coffee waiting for the cops that come and get to know them. And if your neighbors take issue, you have guns.

Lance, hindsight is 20/20, but with every flaming hoop you had to jump through to get this house, did it ever occur to you that fate, or God, or whatever higher power you may or may not believe in was trying to tell you that moving into that house just wasn't a good idea?

Because of inconsiderate neighbors? :-s

Everywhere I have lived, there have been asshole neighbors, nothing you can do about it unless you buy a shitload of land in the middle of nowhere and put your house right dab in the middle so nobody is anywhere near you for miles around.

[DemonGeminiX]

... or scare the living shit out of them. Get together with your cool neighbors and show up with masks and torches on the asshole neighbors' doorstep in the dead of night.

[DemonGeminiX]

... and don't forget the chicken's blood and a chant of gibberish with a repeated "Hail Satan" for good measure.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Maybe I can hold Satanic ceremonies in my backyard :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

You'll need an altar. It'll have to be bigger than your outdoor grill.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I wonder if there's a Satanic section at Home Depot? :-k

[Hal-9000]

:lol:

[Pony]

I wonder if there's a Satanic section at Home Depot? :-k

The whole store is satanic. That's why you can't walk out without spending $300 min.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No kidding, every time I am in either Lowe's or Home Depot, there is always something I need or could use

[Hal-9000]

for me it's computer stores....I literally gave my debit card to my coworker one day when I had to pick up "one item" and return to work quickly :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I can do the same thing at those places too :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I recently had to buy a CPU fan/heatsink assembly and wasn't real sure about installing the monstrosity....so I start walking around the store pricing new PC's while the guy was talking to me :lol:


:doh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You know you want to buys a new PC :shifty:

That new PC smell.....

[Hal-9000]

with the CPU fan failing I almost became intimately acquainted with 'that old pc smell' :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I just looked, my PC is 4 years old this month :shock:

[Hal-9000]

Mine is over 3....just went out of warranty when the CPU fan went :meh:


I buy IPR protection which is instant product replacement for any component...so you don't have to deal with the actual component manufacturer.

It's so cheap.....like 60 or 80 bucks on a 1200 dollar system

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I like Dell and Acer, those are the ones I have had great luck with so far

[Hal-9000]

I still go to the place that has the PC configurator or whatever :lol:.....choose your components and then the store charges 40 bucks to assemble it all.

The program has built in logic so if you pick a certain processor for example, it only allows you to choose the other compatible parts.

They have prebuilts but I've found I still shave about 100-200 dollars off the total if I choose all of my own parts.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Penny pincher :hand:

[Hal-9000]

I squeeze them bitches so hard that assault complaints are filed :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Even tho my PC at home is 4 years old, it still runs great...adding the SSD for the OS really made a huge difference.

[Hal-9000]

My next pc purchase will be built around a SSD :thumbsup:


they're still treated as platinum up here for cost, so I gotta wait another year

[Teh One Who Knocks]

They're coming down in price a lot here...you can get 128 gig drives for under $100 and they have a 1 TB SSD for $440 at Tigerdirect

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hell, here's a SanDisk for $60

http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/SearchTools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=5552076&Sku=S153-0126

[Hal-9000]

I've come to realize that I don't need a large main drive. I have 4 HUGE games installed and all of my regular programs and files....over 700 gigs free :lol:


In the old days people like myself (gamers) wanted large hard drives so the PC could create and allow a huge memory swap file. Simply put if you have a 5 gig hard drive with 4.9 gigs used, when you played a game it would suffer.




http://i.imgur.com/Hel38cm.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

For the SSD for the OS you only need a small-ish drive, but with HDD's being so cheap now, why not get a big one? Rather have all the xtra storage space than run out at some point and time.

[Hal-9000]

I'd throw the OS, plus all games and programs on the main drive.

I do so much offline storage now (habit borne of fear from the past :lol:) that I probably only need a 250 gig main drive at most

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't trust online storage...too many 'gotchas' out there

[Hal-9000]

I see or hear about The Cloud....and I plug in my 2TB docking station and raise my middle finger :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Oh, I mis-read your post, I thought you said online storage :oops:

[Hal-9000]

no sir....I have a 1 TB seagate external drive, 1 TB western digital external drive and a 2 TB western digital internal in docking station.


if I can't back my crap up on 4 terabytes, I need to disconnect from the net :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You need more than that amount of storage :hand:

[Hal-9000]

and you are the tech devil on my shoulder :lol:


be gone foul PC demon! :x

[Pony]

Desktop = 120 SSD + 500 HDD
Laptop = 128 SSD + 1TB HDD
Laptop 2 = 120 SSD + 750 HDD

Out of all the SSD installs the easiest by leaps and bounds was the newest laptop with the Toshiba SSD, The software that comes with it (NTI Echo) is super simple, fast and accurate. It's one of the few that will clone all partitions and do a "dynamic resize" to make the C partition smaller to fit on the SSD without affecting data. I literally installed the second drive, clicked ok on a few pre selected options and hit go. It rebooted, cloned the disk and all partitions then said shut down and swap drive locations. Total time 15 minutes.

[Pony]

BTW I also have around 6TB of portable and external drives. everything is backed up in at least 2 locations.

[Hal-9000]

Desktop = 120 SSD + 500 HDD
Laptop = 128 SSD + 1TB HDD
Laptop 2 = 120 SSD + 750 HDD

Out of all the SSD installs the easiest by leaps and bounds was the newest laptop with the Toshiba SSD, The software that comes with it (NTI Echo) is super simple, fast and accurate. It's one of the few that will clone all partitions and do a "dynamic resize" to make the C partition smaller to fit on the SSD without affecting data. I literally installed the second drive, clicked ok on a few pre selected options and hit go. It rebooted, cloned the disk and all partitions then said shut down and swap drive locations. Total time 15 minutes.


my SSD install would be a little simpler:

Hello Memory Express? Build me a new PC you bitchez and throw a SSD drive in there. See ya Tuesday for the pick up :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I installed my SSD on my desktop when I was ready to do a fresh install of Win7, went smooth and easy and no problems at all.

[Hal-9000]

BTW I also have around 6TB of portable and external drives. everything is backed up in at least 2 locations.


I have my movies and TV backed up to two separate drives but have a horrible habit. When I find something I want to save, it goes on the one drive only. Then I say to myself - I'll match the two external hard drives later when I have some time...

then I sit there with two identical drive windows (right down the folder names) open and try to figure out the discrepancies :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I installed my SSD on my desktop when I was ready to do a fresh install of Win7, went smooth and easy and no problems at all.

That's kinda me...I don't do a lot of wholesale changes within one installation of Windows. Prefer to change hardware/software all at once during a fresh install.

[Pony]

My last one I reinstalled windows, updated, added all my programs and settings got everything perfect on an old working HDD. THEN cloned the HDD to the new SSD and put the 250 gig HDD in the box on the shelf. Next time I need to reformat I can just clone the clean drive back over.

[Pony]

I have my movies and TV backed up to two separate drives but have a horrible habit. When I find something I want to save, it goes on the one drive only. Then I say to myself - I'll match the two external hard drives later when I have some time...

then I sit there with two identical drive windows (right down the folder names) open and try to figure out the discrepancies :lol:

:rofl: I do the same thing!

[Hal-9000]

I make a disc image every time after new installs.....but something always make me go back to the old format/install from scratch :oops:


I guess I love doing the 5 hours of Windows &^^%$#@!@ -ing updates :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My last one I reinstalled windows, updated, added all my programs and settings got everything perfect on an old working HDD. THEN cloned the HDD to the new SSD and put the 250 gig HDD in the box on the shelf. Next time I need to reformat I can just clone the clean drive back over.

I tried cloning the HDD in my laptop over to the new SSD that I bought, it was a huge fail. :wha:

That's when I decided to put Linux on the laptop.

[Pony]

I have my movies and TV backed up to two separate drives but have a horrible habit. When I find something I want to save, it goes on the one drive only. Then I say to myself - I'll match the two external hard drives later when I have some time...

then I sit there with two identical drive windows (right down the folder names) open and try to figure out the discrepancies :lol:

Do you make the two windows exactly the same size side by side so you can see which column is different? :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

jay leno is an actual car guy :tup:

[Hal-9000]

:rofl: I do the same thing!


The dirty truth about smoking weed:

Weed affects your brain and motor functions, don't be fooled kiddies :tup:


For some reason that task...matching external hard drive saved files.....becomes like Chinese Calculus when I try it late at night :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Do you make the two windows exactly the same size side by side so you can see which column is different? :lol:


you fucking prick


YES :lol:

[Hal-9000]

jay leno is an actual car guy :tup:

jay has got some pretty smooth cars and bikes :thumbsup:

[Pony]

I make a disc image every time after new installs.....but something always make me go back to the old format/install from scratch :oops:


I guess I love doing the 5 hours of Windows &^^%$#@!@ -ing updates :lol:

I've never had luck using a windows image.

I tried cloning the HDD in my laptop over to the new SSD that I bought, it was a huge fail. :wha:

That's when I decided to put Linux on the laptop.

I fought with many cloning softwares with little success Like I said NTI Echo is the easiest I've ever encountered.

[Pony]

you fucking prick


YES :lol:

:dance:

[Hal-9000]

Do you make the two windows exactly the same size side by side so you can see which column is different? :lol:

I also start by comparing the folder sizes...hmmm one Movies file is 936 gigs and the other is 934.2 gigs. Why????? :confused:



then I scan the columns :lol:

[Hal-9000]

what a dick you are Pony....now I'm going to do that this afternoon :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

I have a Sheldon gene within....I have to come to terms with that :lol:

[Pony]

I also start by comparing the folder sizes...hmmm one Movies file is 936 gigs and the other is 934.2 gigs. Why????? :confused:



then I scan the columns :lol:


what a dick you are Pony....now I'm going to do that this afternoon :lol:

Dammit. Now I'm gonna have to do it tonight too.

[Pony]

Im outta here, leaving 15 minutes early and there's nothing you can do about it.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:watching:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You can tell that Labor Day weekend is coming...gas prices are slowly but steadily going up :|

[redred]

can't wait till sunday off to have a look round this city

http://i.imgur.com/MxoIgar.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

I want it all
I want it all
I want it all
And I want it now

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn, got some real good cloud to ground lightning going on right outside my window in the foothills.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

DGX :unimpressed:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/UC6tqVd.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/nOBABqI.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/hBLp2A6.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

I bet you jumped too. Didn't you?

[DemonGeminiX]

DGX :unimpressed:

:-s

What?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I'll tell you tomorrow

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I bet you jumped too. Didn't you?

Huh?

[DemonGeminiX]

Lance, where the hell are you working that you got the rear half of a pickup truck stacked on top of a shipping crate?

[DemonGeminiX]

Huh?

Lightning out side your window. Don't lie. It made you jump.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Lance, where the hell are you working that you got the rear half of a pickup truck stacked on top of a shipping crate?



:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Lance, where the hell are you working that you got the rear half of a pickup truck stacked on top of a shipping crate?

:lol:

Those containers are owned by the company and they are rented out for storage units. Whoever is renting that particular unit is storing that ass end of a pickup :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Lightning out side your window. Don't lie. It made you jump.

Why would lightning make me jump? :-s

Lightning is the silent killer :nono:

[DemonGeminiX]

I'll tell you tomorrow

Just can't be arsed to get around to it today, eh?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Just can't be arsed to get around to it today, eh?

:lol: It will all makes sense in the end

[DemonGeminiX]

Why would lightning make me jump? :-s

Lightning is the silent killer :nono:

I bet you stained your shorts.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And then suddenly the skies just opened up :shock:

Man it's loud in here when it's raining hard. And the storm just dropped the temp down to 56° degrees!

[DemonGeminiX]

:lol: It will all makes sense in the end

:lol:

Forgive me if I choose not to hold my breath.

[Hal-9000]

Lightning is what put that rear half of the pickup there :shock:

[RBP]

Despite my opposition and disdain, feminists are actually brilliant propagandists.

There has been a growing voice, now with proof, that feminists are largely anti-male and seeking not equality but dominance.

The response was defensive. First it was "we don't hate men". Then when the term misandry gained popularity, the response was first that misandry cannot and does not exist - "sexism requires a power differential we don't have". Well, yes, you now do, and it was pointed out. So then it reverted to "we don't hate men" only it became "we are not misandrists". But that didn't really fly - you can't polish a turd. Here's where it gets brilliant.

The new strategy is to acknowledge that misandry exists (although none of them believe they are). That way, they set up "misandrists" (that they don't believe exist and would never admit to being) as a very useful boogyman (strawman?). So the result becomes "can we please stop confusing misandrists with feminists?!?!" It's actually brilliant. Accept the opposition's term, set it up as something you equally scorn, say you hate it too, and carry on business-as-usual.

I'm impressed with the strategic thinking. Men are no where close to that organized. We're too busy yelling.

[Hal-9000]

Jeezus fucking cripes on a cracker...you wouldn't believe what I'm hearing right now.

Our old building has a klaxon type alarm built into something...it's been going for a 1/2 hour now and is about as loud as an old WW2 air raid siren.

Alarm company says it's not tied into our alarm system...landlord says he doesn't know how it's controlled...

and I have to endure this for another 1.5 hours?????? :x :x :x


it's mounted on the wall above my desk and things are literally shaking right now :lol:



wish I could record a sound byte, tres annoying

[Hal-9000]

I swear....some WW2 German bombers are going to fly over any minute now....damn this thing is loud :lol:

[Griffin]

Throw the main breaker and call it a day.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn complainers [-(

[Hal-9000]

Throw the main breaker and call it a day.


If I didn't need to plug in some forklifts....use some electric overhead doors....and have power to a couple of guys working in our scanning dept.....I would be on that real quick like


as it is I'm debating on using our stock picker and getting our heaviest mallet and eliminating the problem forever :-k

[Hal-9000]

Damn complainers [-(

wow I can barely type...it must be about 115 db

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Did you say something? I can't hear you, maybe you could type louder? :-k

[Hal-9000]

it just stopped :-s


YAY LANCE! :dance:

[Hal-9000]

now I need to find the wire and ensure that I never hear that sound again

[Goofy]

The new Purge movie or the last two episodes of Supernatural Season 8 :-k

[Hal-9000]

I got the new Purge movie and it was hardcoded subs in Swahili or something :meh:


turned it off :x

[Goofy]

Yeah, Korean subs hardcoded....... is it that bad? :wha:

[Hal-9000]

Yeah, Korean subs hardcoded....... is it that bad? :wha:

my copy was a third of the screen at the bottom and I craved sweet n sour pork after 10 fuggin minutes :x


yes :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

there is no one on this planet more stubborn than me.... is that a good thing? :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

Freshly baked home made bread > store bought bread