Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[DemonGeminiX]

I personally don't give a damn what our president's skin color is, I just think he should have military experience, foreign diplomacy experience, knowledge of and respect for the Constitution, knowledge of business and economics, and an IQ greater than a tadpole's.

[redred]

got a stag do later to go to and i can't be assed :meh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I wish people would slow down with their posting, it's too hard to keep up with all the new posts.

[RBP]

I wish people would slow down with their posting, it's too hard to keep up with all the new posts.
#sarcasm

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Who, me? :angel:

[RBP]

Who, me? :angel:
Yes you :x

:nutkick:

[Hal-9000]

sarcasm is one of the most intelligent forms of humor



yeah, right [-(









:dance:

[RBP]

I was trying to explain the significance of not leaving a residual force in Iraq earlier tonight.

I was asked, "so you think we pulled out too soon?"

I responded, "basically our pull out was ass to mouth"

Her: *blank stare* *contemplation* "that makes sense, I get your point"

:dance:

[Hal-9000]

Casanova with the pre-pillow talk ^^


:lol:


:thumbsup:

[Godfather]

Our beer league team is now 3-0 :bananadance:

Off to get drunk with the boys! Have a good weekend er'body.

[DemonGeminiX]

Think about how many times I have fallen
Spirits are using me, larger voices callin'
What Heaven brought you and me cannot be forgotten...

[KevinD]

Today got off to a fucking fabulous start. Not. Arrived at rigsite, went to step out of truck, and smashed my knee into the truck door edge hard as hell.

[deebakes]

:doh:

:empathy:

[RBP]

It's a fact that instant ramen is cheap. Maybe that's why businesses are considered "ramen-profitable" when they are taking in more money than they are spending. And since it usually costs the consumer about 13 cents a package (depending on where they live), it will only cost you $142.65 dollars a year if you decide to live off of it. To put this in perspective: The average American spends $7,852 on food a year.

[deebakes]

i still eat ramen for lunch several times a month :oops:

[Goofy]

Today is gonna be a crap day, i can just tell :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

i still eat ramen for lunch several times a month :oops:

Me too :gimme5:


Today is gonna be a crap day, i can just tell :|

:|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Went to Five Guys for the first time over the weekend. Two thoughts: it was a million times better than when I went to In N Out when I was in San Francisco. And: it is WAY expensive for fast food burgers and fries, no matter how good it was. We went there after the kid's soccer game on Saturday afternoon and for the three of us it was almost $33.

[Pony]

I still haven't eaten there.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Which one?

[Hal-9000]

BOTH :(

[DemonGeminiX]

There's a 5 guys not too far from me and a Whataburger is even closer.

[KevinD]

Said it before: 5 guys is way better than In-n-out

[deebakes]

crazy expensive though for a burger as lance pointed out :shrug:

[Muddy]

What the heck was so expensive? Isnt a burger just 5 bucks?

[deebakes]

Cheeseburger - $6.50 + regular fries - $3.50 + regular drink - $2.50 = $12.50

[Muddy]

Jesus you could split one fry, each one is a friggin bag full..

[deebakes]

i was there once, thought it was pretty good but thought it was a bit steep. since it wasn't a hugely impactful experience, i haven't been back since :shrug:

[Muddy]

I think they are good.. We have 5 of us though so it can get real expensive. The grilled hot dogs with cheese on them are good for a kid though..

[deebakes]

you should start making the kids pay :lol:

[KevinD]

See, I don't mind paying more for fresh food, even if it is just burgers and fries. As dee said, around $12 per person. My average at McDonalds is $8, so about 50% more cost, but 100% better food.

[deebakes]

it is pretty ridiculous how much a big mac meal is these days, i forget how expensive that shit is. we only get that when we are on a road trip :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Why do some women shape/cut/tweeze/style their eyebrows so that they look constantly surprised?

:-k

[Pony]

Why do some women shape/cut/tweeze/style their eyebrows so that they look constantly surprised?

:-k

So when they tell you it's the biggest they've ever seen you believe them.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What the heck was so expensive? Isnt a burger just 5 bucks?

I had a bacon cheeseburger, kid had the little hamburger, and the g/f had the bacon hot dog, one large fries and 3 regular sized drinks...came to just under $33

[DemonGeminiX]

Damn, I'm wiped out. :yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I feel your pain, I can't remember the last time I got more than 5 hours of sleep, it's catching up to me.

[Hal-9000]

Why do some women shape/cut/tweeze/style their eyebrows so that they look constantly surprised?

:-k


So when they tell you it's the biggest they've ever seen you believe them.





le :burn:

[Goofy]

Not even 10am yet and my motivation is gone :bleh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Waaaaaaay too many people posting all at the same time, it's near impossible to keep up with reading them all.

[KevinD]

Busy working. New job doesn't allow time for farting around on net. lol

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Busy working. New job doesn't allow time for farting around on net. lol

:liar:

All you keep doing is talking about your downtime while waiting for things :nono:

[KevinD]

If I'm not at work,then I'm home, trying to get on top of projects there. Just had Air conditioner system replaced, now waiting for contractor to come replace sub flooring in laundry/utility room, hallway, and spare bedroom. Too much for me to do in limited time.
I took off yesterday to try and get caught up on yard work. slept in late (08:00) got up, and it was raining. Rained all day, so caught up on sleep in my recliner. lol

[Hugh_Janus]

part of me wants the yes vote to win just to see the reaction when salmond's plans turn to shit

[Goofy]

Waaaaaaay too many people posting all at the same time, it's near impossible to keep up with reading them all.

I think i had two 10 min breaks today :(

[Goofy]

part of me wants the yes vote to win just to see the reaction when salmond's plans turn to shit

If the YES campaign does win then Wales will be next ;)

[Hugh_Janus]

not if I've got anything to do with it.... I may hate those sais bastards, but I know which side my bread is buttered on ;)

[Goofy]

not if I've got anything to do with it.... I may hate those sais bastards, but I know which side my bread is buttered on ;)

I suppose so......... not much oil in Wales is there? :lol: Actually......... what does Wales have that contributes to the UK economy? :-s Freeloading bastards [-(

[redred]

Sheep ?

[Hugh_Janus]

not muchoil left in scotland either :lol:

but I wantthem to stay :hand:

[Goofy]

not muchoil left in scotland either :lol:


Funny, the government said the same thing back in the mid 70s ;)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well I was born an original sinner.
I was borne from original sin.
And if I had a dollar bill
For all the things I've done
There'd be a mountain of money
Piled up to my chin.

[Goofy]

I just remembered i had a chicken madras for dinner last night :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-k

[DemonGeminiX]

Now Friday 'bout a week ago
Leroy shootin' dice
And at the edge of the bar
Sat a girl named Doris
And oo that girl looked nice
Well he cast his eyes upon her
And the trouble soon began
Cause Leroy Brown learned a lesson
'Bout messin' with the wife of a jealous man

[Hugh_Janus]

ooooh it's starting to get exciting

[RBP]

almost 4:00 am and they only have 5 results in?

Was there an essay portion to grade? :lol:

[redred]

Scotland is still our bitch :woot:

[HyperV12]

Scotland is still our bitch :woot:

Come up here and say that ye sassenach ye! :scotland:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

almost 4:00 am and they only have 5 results in?

Was there an essay portion to grade? :lol:

I always hated the essay portion :x

[FBD]

which should read "please bullshit inanely for 5 pages. you will be graded on your ability to tickle my fancy and entertain me as a teacher. if you only write 3 pages you will fail on general principle, no matter how concisely written."

[Hal-9000]

almost 4:00 am and they only have 5 results in?

Was there an essay portion to grade? :lol:


:lol:

[FBD]

time for some food, some weed, and some soldering.

sweet - found my captains of crush #1 gripper - 145lb close pressure

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg114/joeblast/IMAG1156_zps6dafc3c3.jpg

found it on this powerlifting site. the #4 gripper has something like a preposterous 285lb close to it, they actually have a certification for it :lol: I have the #2, a 185lb close....fuck that, its impossible with one hand :lol:

bitchass Plessi connectors
http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg114/joeblast/Neve/IMAG1157_zps509e43a6.jpg

gotta wire up all 4 of these...and then 2 or 3 XLR patch bays once these are done...
http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg114/joeblast/Neve/IMAG1155_zps5a770c02.jpg

younger brother just finished a takedown job for a financially failed amusement park..
http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg114/joeblast/20140820121317925_zpse0a6f7dd.jpg
" the weird thing about this coaster is that it seats 4 wide and there are wheels that run along the outside of the track, so stepping off the ladder onto the track there is like a 2 and a half foot gap, and at over 150 feet, feels like its a goddam quarter mile...I musta checked my harness like 4 times every time I crossed it..."

and I was laughing at my family, saying you all would have bet *I* would have been the one dangling from preposterous heights for a job :lol:

he'll be supervising its reconstruction in a couple months....in Vietnam!

these fuggin idiots decided it'd be a great idea to have Hard Rock amusement park.... so after paying umpteen million billion dollars for franchising and what not, well, let's just charge more to make up for that.... it was like 60 bucks a person/day. they failed after a year. the new folks that bought it had this great idea, hell with the franchinsing....and spent umpteen millions removing all of the Hard Rock shit from the place...and promptly went under after a year of operation, just like the first.

built in a shitty section of town outside of myrtle beach, literally on the wrong side of the tracks...

[Hal-9000]

so I was sitting in church a couple of weeks ago and listening to the speaker...(we don't have ministers at our place)

and I started to get this sense of relief. Atheists can throw all the barbs and arrows and stones they want against me for my faith, but at least I've never felt pressured to kill hundreds of innocents or behead people that don't agree with my personal belief about life.....

the speaker was talking about acceptance...notsomuch turning the other cheek/agreeing with people who hurt others...just plain old acceptance that we're not perfect. Try to be better within our own lives, but don't look down upon others who don't agree with our personal standards...

I guess I fail because each time I read about Islamic extremists I get this weird sense that I should be somehow cleansing the earth of these scum, because their message is corrupt and no good will come from it...


:-k

[FBD]

if you want to win the chess game, killing pawns only gets you so far

[Hal-9000]

I guess one difference is the Islamic extremists make suicide vests, and I make suicide seat covers for THEIR vehicles



always better to give..

:lol:

[FBD]

better to go take out the fucker that ordered the hit in the first place instead of taking out the assassin and calling it good ;)

[Goofy]

I just remembered i had a chicken madras for dinner last night :(


:-k

I was having a shite when i posted that - Johnny Cash syndrome ;)


Scotland is still our bitch :woot:

Only because the three stooges promised us lots more power [-( Just you remember who has the nukes sonny-jim :nono:

[Godfather]

Is it true Nike dropped their sponsorship with Peterson over child abuse? The irony is overwhelming.

[RBP]

Is it true Nike dropped their sponsorship with Peterson over child abuse? The irony is overwhelming.

The children are far off is labor camps making shoes than being hit with a switch. :spank:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Don't swat the children

[Hal-9000]

The children are far off is labor camps making shoes than being hit with a switch. :spank:


:hand:

Labor camps teach the value of a dollar, responsibility and pride in workmanship.







:lol: can't believe that came out of my keyboard..

[Hal-9000]

fuck

[Godfather]

fuck

Continue...

[Hal-9000]

me?



:hug:


:oops:


8-[

[Hal-9000]

there is so much WIN in this video, I don't know where to start ...

the song is great... but those pants, shoes, the hairstyles and the little marching dance moves forward and back always cheer me up :lol:

:tup:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnyh6i9NvmE

[FBD]

I love it when I go to play a show and forget my instrument :lol:

Played sat, didnt unload, played last night....but not the same band, we use a different tuning... :facepalm:

that lightass set of strings that barely has enough tension for an E tuning, tuned down half step...argh, it just made my hand tired because the strings moved so much. played decently well though.

[Hal-9000]

I love it when I go to play a show and forget my instrument :lol:

Played sat, didnt unload, played last night....but not the same band, we use a different tuning... :facepalm:

that lightass set of strings that barely has enough tension for an E tuning, tuned down half step...argh, it just made my hand tired because the strings moved so much. played decently well though.



admit it...you play in a B-52's/ Bangles/ Go Go's cover band [-(

[FBD]

:lol:

sat night, ADHD metal,
sunday night, an ol buddy of mine goes WTF is this brooklyn in 1987?! fucking hardcore!

[Hal-9000]

ADHD metal?


I have a new name for you here at teh forum ...OCD :lol:

[FBD]

that's the best I can describe idiot excuse. adhd metal. but I'm not good at naming genre and such, I'm a hermit and dont listen to a lot of other people's music. except when we're mixing a band and I have to hear their songs at least 700 times each :lol:

so fast, technical, lots of changes. :tup:

I have to get that neve board done before we record anything else....still got another 200 solderpoints or so to go.

[Hal-9000]

:x Jesus fuck me with a stick....

If I get another email from a fucking sales rep asking me how they do THEIR job.....I'm walking out of here.


We've had CSR's quit, CIS group members quit and now our head controller for Western Canada.....FFS I don't work in your building, I don't make 60000/yr and have nothing to do with gawd damn front end processes that are totally transparent to me!!!!!! :x

you fukcing lazy pieces of shit...grab a brain and know your audience

[Hal-9000]

and now, because I'm going to tell someone to fuck off....I'm the bad guy


sure [-(

[KevinD]

Hal, move away from there....lol
(I know, you cant)

[Godfather]

Canada gets threatened by ISIS and suddenly America is bombing the shit out of them. Those jihadists messed with the wrong super power's little brother.

[RBP]

Canada gets threatened by ISIS and suddenly America is bombing the shit out of them. Those jihadists messed with the wrong super power's little brother.

It wasn't just Canada. You were included but the threat was any country involved in a coalition against them.

My favorite threat was calling the French "spiteful and filthy". Maybe ISIS is more insightful than I thought. :lol:

[RBP]

I am sick of the NFL domestic violence stories. Overblown hype like everything else lately. We seem to have lost the ability to rational, reasoned, discussions.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I am sick of the NFL domestic violence stories. Overblown hype like everything else lately. We seem to have lost the ability to rational, reasoned, discussions.

:beatdown:

[Pony]

I am sick of the NFL domestic violence stories. Overblown hype like everything else lately. We seem to have lost the ability to rational, reasoned, discussions.

:strangle:

[Hugh_Janus]

in the middle of the niiiiiight.....

[Teh One Who Knocks]

in the middle of the niiiiiight.....

You touch yourself? :-s

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I am sick of the NFL domestic violence stories. Overblown hype like everything else lately. We seem to have lost the ability to rational, reasoned, discussions.

Im glad I dont get fired for keeping my wife in line

[Hal-9000]

and me for keeping my little Filipino Tim Hortons worker in line


I said THREE creams :beatdown:

[Hal-9000]

:lol:


we're having a BBQ Thursday at work....9 of us and we all just bring components like a pot luck (because our company won't pay a dime for lunch)

so we put the ghey, deaf guy in charge of buying wieners, which is funny enough...and he just says to me - Everyone is telling me to buy chicken-dogs (Muslim, Hindu folk) but someone else is bringing chicken breasts, so fuck them! I'm bringing all beef smokies because they taste better and I'm tired of those guys telling me what to eat :x



fight the good fight brother :lol:

[Goofy]

Ghey deaf guy is the man :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn:

[Goofy]

Just remembered, i got called "the good looking one" today at work by a customer :cheers:




















Just a pity he was male :lol: Funny as fuck though!

The guy had phoned earlier and old Alan had told him to come in and ask for me, so he arrives, Ian (the other estimator........ who is now off on holiday, the bastard :x ) was down the front of the workshop and i was up the back - Alan greets him near the workshop door and calls for me......... then i hear him say "or Ian, he does estimates too" (pointing to Ian) just as i'm walking over.......... then the customer says "I'll take the good looking one" (pointing at me) :mrgreen: Probably in his mid/late 50s, don't think he was gay :lol: So........ for the rest of the afternoon i renamed Ian "The ugly one" :rofl:

[Hal-9000]

He got shut down by Ian in the past.....you're the next potential target




:lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

When I say "I love you", you say "you better!"

[Hal-9000]

you better you better.....you bet :thumbsup:

[Goofy]

When I say "I love you", you say "you better!"


you better you better.....you bet :thumbsup:

I'll be hearing that live in november :dance:

[redred]

so goof is starting to be groomed by a 50 year old :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Just remembered, i got called "the good looking one" today at work by a customer :cheers:




















Just a pity he was male :lol: Funny as fuck though!

The guy had phoned earlier and old Alan had told him to come in and ask for me, so he arrives, Ian (the other estimator........ who is now off on holiday, the bastard :x ) was down the front of the workshop and i was up the back - Alan greets him near the workshop door and calls for me......... then i hear him say "or Ian, he does estimates too" (pointing to Ian) just as i'm walking over.......... then the customer says "I'll take the good looking one" (pointing at me) :mrgreen: Probably in his mid/late 50s, don't think he was gay :lol: So........ for the rest of the afternoon i renamed Ian "The ugly one" :rofl:

:ghey:

[RBP]

I'll be hearing that barely-still-alive in november :dance:

Fixed that for you. :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Why is it when there is a construction project on the interstate, they set up the cones to close the lane(s) 3 or 4 miles away from where they are working?

[RBP]

Why is it when there is a construction project on the interstate, they set up the cones to close the lane(s) 3 or 4 miles away from where they are working?

And sometimes 3-4 days before they even start. More cones = more union jobs? :shrug:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

There's a massive construction project on a section of I-25 that I drive every morning (it's mostly an overnight work type project so they don't snarl traffic during the day) and no matter what they are doing, they set the cones up to narrow it down from 3 lanes to 1 lane at least 3 miles from where ever they are working on the highway. It's crazy.

[RBP]

One lane highway stretches suck, so an extra 3 miles seems ridiculous indeed!

Time to get ready. Have a good day, Lance. :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You too, later RBP! :bye:

[DemonGeminiX]

Tony Stewart will not face charges.

[FBD]

good, he shouldnt.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Dont play in traffic and you wont get run over

[Hal-9000]

gawd I saw this brown girl in a hijab get off the bus, walk around the front of the bus into traffic, jaywalking....with a baby carriage

bus driver, other cars honking at her...and me sitting across the street at a gas station helpless...just waiting for her to get nailed...

and she throws up her hand at the cars, gesturing in anger


:facepalm:

[DemonGeminiX]

Well someone told me yesterday
That when you throw your love away
You act as if you don't care
You look as if you're going somewhere

But I just can't convince myself
I couldn't live with no one else
And I can only play that part
And sit and nurse my broken heart... so lonely

So lonely! So lonely! So lonely!
So lonely! So lonely! So lonely!

[Godfather]

The UAE's first fight pilot is likely dropping bombs on ISIS right now which is so glorious because they believe if a woman kills them, they go to hell :rofl:

[Goofy]

so goof is starting to be groomed by a 50 year old :lol:


:ghey:

Jealousy will get you nowhere :hand:


Fixed that for you. :lol:

Daltrey still has the lungs :nono: Oh, and Zak Starkey is a fucking epic drummer......... nearly as good as Keith Moon :tup: No idea who plays bass with them now though :-k

[FBD]

The UAE's first fight pilot is likely dropping bombs on ISIS right now which is so glorious because they believe if a woman kills them, they go to hell :rofl:Ah, good ol UAE, another silent pusher in the WoT




Daltrey still has the lungs :nono: Oh, and Zak Starkey is a fucking epic drummer......... nearly as good as Keith Moon :tup: No idea who plays bass with them now though :-k

nearly as good as keith moon is a fuggin mouthful!!! :D

I decided whenever we get around to doing the rock project, I will drum for it, because nobody else is going to be able to conjure up that particular mix of moon & bonham that I've got in my head :lol:

[FBD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIL3fbGbU2o

[Hugh_Janus]

american woman.... stay away from me....

[redred]

Isn't it any woman stays away from you ?

[Hugh_Janus]

only the ones that know of me.... and the ones that don't know me soon learn :lol:

[redred]

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm the man in the box
Buried in my shit
Won't you come and save me, save me

[DemonGeminiX]

The virtue of living in a large family... being able to gauge your psychological health compared to all of the nuts that you're related to.

[FBD]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

My sister arrived yesterday, we're going to celebrate my Dad's 82nd birthday on Tuesday....coincidentally the vice president of our company and few other management folks are visiting our work site Tuesday, to tell us if we have all lost our jobs or we are moving...

My part time g/f has been in town all week for a funeral and I've been avoiding her...right up to Friday night. I relented, we went out but I stuck to my guns and didn't give it up (yay me)

it's been strange week.......

[Goofy]

My sister arrived yesterday, we're going to celebrate my Dad's 82nd birthday on Tuesday....coincidentally the vice president of our company and few other management folks are visiting our work site Tuesday, to tell us if we have all lost our jobs or we are moving...

My part time g/f has been in town all week for a funeral and I've been avoiding her...right up to Friday night. I relented, we went out but I stuck to my guns and didn't give it up (yay me)

it's been strange week.......

Chin up mate :ok:

[DemonGeminiX]

My sister arrived yesterday, we're going to celebrate my Dad's 82nd birthday on Tuesday....coincidentally the vice president of our company and few other management folks are visiting our work site Tuesday, to tell us if we have all lost our jobs or we are moving...

My part time g/f has been in town all week for a funeral and I've been avoiding her...right up to Friday night. I relented, we went out but I stuck to my guns and didn't give it up (yay me)

it's been strange week.......

Happy birthday, Papa-9000. :tup:

[DemonGeminiX]

Die, you mean little bastard!

I'm ok with snakes (for the most part), I'm ok with spiders, but it's those mean little fuckin' scorpions that get inside the house that freak me out, especially when I see them with their tails held up high and facing directly at me. Also, they can climb up walls and shit. And the little fuckers are no bigger than a .50 piece. They could be up on the ceiling waiting to drop down on top of my head. Little fuckers.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My sister arrived yesterday, we're going to celebrate my Dad's 82nd birthday on Tuesday....coincidentally the vice president of our company and few other management folks are visiting our work site Tuesday, to tell us if we have all lost our jobs or we are moving...

My part time g/f has been in town all week for a funeral and I've been avoiding her...right up to Friday night. I relented, we went out but I stuck to my guns and didn't give it up (yay me)

it's been strange week.......

Will be keeping my fingers crossed that it's not bad news at work for you this week :thumbsup:

[RBP]

Yes, hope you get good news, Half!

[Hal-9000]

:oops:


thanks gents....wow, more support than a Playtex living bra 44D :tup:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Oh Amanda Bynes

[Hal-9000]

shitfuck....I got rear ended on the way home from work tonight :| Nothing horrible, barely felt it and can't see any damage. Guy behind me made a big deal of shrugging his shoulders, yet he was riding my ass pretty closely. The traffic was so tight he may have even got nudged from behind as well.Driving through some brutal rush hour traffic and couldn't stop for a few blocks. Finally I said fuck it, stopped my car in the middle of traffic and got our for a quick peek. Looked good so I gave the guy the thumbs up...dude must have weighed 350 lbs and didn't get out of his car when I got out of mine...I think he was scared because I ejected so quickly :lol: Got his plate number too...heh heh heh


Just called my insurance company to err on the side of caution in case something goes wrong in the future...I can't even see where the dust was disturbed on the bumper.

[Hal-9000]

My sister is pretty high up the management chain. She gets sent to the yearly team building seminar. 100 people from her company, 3 nights posh accommodation/food and an activity...

She opted out of this year's activity. It was instructions, then an afternoon at a gun range :lol:


So she says no thanks, and gets treated pretty badly during the afternoon. (she's a non gun person like her younger brother..)

During the actual shooting, one employee's gun jams...I guess he starts hitting it against the podium. Then he steps back from his little cubicle, trying to work the gun while pointing it at the floor. The two instructors are busy with some younger girls at either end of the range while this is happening. My sis takes out her phone and snaps a pic, right when the idiot has stepped back from his partition and is waving his gun around the non protected area of the range. Finally the instructors see what's happening and stop the moron...

After the gun range, they have a summary meeting and one of the senior managers makes a big deal over my sister opting out of the activity. She's a smart girl....and not shy :lol: The theme of the conference this year was cost cutting...along with the underlying theme of team building.

The guy is putting her on the hot seat and my sis...in all her glory...interrupts the blowhard and says -

Number one....you've just sent 100 people from all over the country, to one of the most expensive hotels in Vancouver for 3 days and our theme this year was cost effectiveness.

Number two...you have then chosen an activity that does nothing to encourage camaraderie or teambuilding, it's a singular activity and live firearms are involved. Furthermore, I have a picture of how this year's conference encouraged team building - and she shows the pic :lol: It shows at least two employees cowering looking at the guy playing with his gun and one other guy near the edge of the frame whose eyes are like this :shock:

Then she says - I have a suggestion for next year. How about an afternoon of pizza and glow in the dark bowling? By my calculations it will cost approximately 10500 dollars less.. and everyone will come home alive after the conference.


:lol: :lol: I love my sister

[Hal-9000]

she's reading over my shoulder now

:lol: sorry..she said it would cost approx 12500 dollars less

[DemonGeminiX]

Hey sis, I may not agree on your and your brother's views regarding guns, but that was pretty frickin' awesome. You rock.

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

she's telling me about things that happened when we were growing up....she does have an awesome memory


I broke her arm :lol:


My bro and her wanted to watch The Mod Squad and I guess I kept turning it back to Gilligan's Island...my brother grabbed my arms, she grabbed my legs and I booted her while I was spazzing and they took her to the hospital :lol:


she just said that she's seen my dick too while bathing me :rofl:


oh hell I have to go

[Hal-9000]

Hey sis, I may not agree on your and your brother's views regarding guns, but that was pretty frickin' awesome. You rock.

:lol:


He's in Georgia....an AMERICAN..who knew???? :lol:


she says hi and thanks

[DemonGeminiX]

:lol:

See ya.

[RBP]

We are staying in Afghanistan until 2024?? Wait, what? What happened to out by 2014 "come hell or high water"??

[Teh One Who Knocks]

There's a new Afghani president now ;)

[RBP]

There's a new Afghani president now ;)
Obama thinks he's king there also?

[FBD]

There's a new Afghani puppet now since the last one wasnt really doing what we wanted him to, was too loyal to the locals and was having a tough time standing on both sides of the fence, the posts kept hitting him in the nuts

ftfy :tup:

[Hugh_Janus]

liam neeson has a massive todger

[Cactus]

that was quite a baseball game.
I was hoping for an exciting playoffs with moving to the bay area. But tomorrow might end that hope early.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Just saw that the FBI and local cops raided a suspected meth lab about 2 miles from my house a few days ago...good times :tup:

:|

[FBD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSOfQ7tgTLg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm tired....just damn tired

[Goofy]

Just saw that the FBI and local cops raided a suspected meth lab about 2 miles from my house a few days ago...good times :tup:

:|

Was it blue? :-k I hear the blue stuff is the best.......

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Was it blue? :-k I hear the blue stuff is the best.......

:slap:

[Hal-9000]

Just saw that the FBI and local cops raided a suspected meth lab about 2 miles from my house a few days ago...good times :tup:

:|

Meth junkies are out of shape...2 miles is like the Atlantic ocean to them, you're fine :tup:

[Hal-9000]

I like beer
and beer likes me
it will always
make me pee


:dance:

[DemonGeminiX]

There was a place and the name of the place escapes me
When I can't remember it irritates me
Could be I can't remember could be I choose to not
Let's move along the song and try to find the plot
There was a girl and I don't know her name either
She gave me love and I said I'd never leave her
If I did I'd come back someday and find her
Maybe I will I should write down a reminder

One day!
One day, who knows?
Someday!
Someday, I suppose!

[Muddy]

I like beer
and beer likes me
it will always
make me pee


:dance:

Sung to the tune of 'this old man'?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Saturday night I was downtown
Working for the FBI
Sittin' in a nest of bad men
Whiskey bottles piling high

Bootlegging boozer on the west side
Full of people who are doing wrong
Just about to call up the DA man
When I heard this woman sing a song

[FBD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y7yeyREbNc

[DemonGeminiX]

Run!
Live to fly!
Fly to live!
Do or die!
Won't you... Run!
Live to fly!
Fly to live!
Aces high!!!!!!

[Hugh_Janus]

oh say can you seeeee

la la la la la la laaaa....

[PorkChopSandwiches]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y7yeyREbNc

Death wish

[DemonGeminiX]

Hey, little sister, what have you done?

[DemonGeminiX]

I'm reviewing C and C++, I'm still playing with Python, and I've got a fire lit for math again, so I'm probably gonna start up on some of that again. Do I really want to try to tackle Perl right now?

:-k

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I'm reviewing C and C++, I'm still playing with Python, and I've got a fire lit for math again, so I'm probably gonna start up on some of that again. Do I really want to try to tackle Perl right now?

:-k

This is supposed to be a great place to learn. You need a gethub account to sign in
http://exercism.io

[Binky]

Pork and beans make for good times

[Pony]

:shock:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm sick of working

[Pony]

I don't feel too hot this morning...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Maybe you have the Ebola that's going around. It's worked its way thru the shop here. I'm just glad I didn't have it nearly as bad as a few of the guys here did/do. It's still hanging on too.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Pork and beans make for good times

No way

[Hal-9000]

I'm going as The Village People for Halloween...ALL of them :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Me and the g/f got invited to a Halloween party....I was less than excited about it and hinted that I would be fine with not going. She got mad, and now I'm an ass :|

[Hal-9000]

Me and the g/f got invited to a Halloween party....I was less than excited about it and hinted that I would be fine with not going. She got mad, and now I'm an ass :|

Tell her to wear a fur coat and go alone. You can be a divorced couple




:lol:

[Hal-9000]

I'm sorry








:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's at her brother and sister-in-law's place, it doesn't start until 8 PM and it's in a town that 25 miles away, so no drinking for me. I'll know absolutely no one there besides the g/f and her brother and sis-in-law....good times :|

:suicide:

[Hal-9000]

Go as Bob Marley and smoke your face off......HEY! It's part of the costume leave me alone mon! :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Or I could just break up with her and kick her out :-k

[Pony]

Me and the g/f got invited to a Halloween party....I was less than excited about it and hinted that I would be fine with not going. She got mad, and now I'm an ass :|

I guess you'll just have to bite the bullet and go in some stupid couples costumes.
http://i.imgur.com/yd4zr9m.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I guess you'll just have to bite the bullet and go in some stupid couples costumes.
http://i.imgur.com/yd4zr9m.jpg

:suicide:

[Pony]

http://i.imgur.com/iBoC12N.jpg

[Hal-9000]

Or I could just break up with her and kick her out :-k


:-k

Could be a fine short term solution...

[Pony]

http://i.imgur.com/Q9O6E8Z.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/Q9O6E8Z.jpg

:gtfo:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-k

Could be a fine short term solution...

Do you think she'd accept my apology on November 1st? :-k

[Pony]

Do you think she'd accept my apology on November 1st? :-k

Best to wait until after Xmas. That way you can skip thanksgiving with her family and spending $164532 on her xmas presents.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Best to wait until after Xmas. That way you can skip thanksgiving with her family and spending $164532 on her xmas presents.

:cheers:

[Pony]

Wait... then you have valentines to deal with....and when's her birthday?

Might as well just go.

http://i.imgur.com/CVV9E3x.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Birthday was last month, so that's already gone by

[Hal-9000]

you may as well go as Joe Singleguy and save some time :lol:

[Goofy]

Me and the g/f got invited to a Halloween party....I was less than excited about it and hinted that I would be fine with not going. She got mad, and now I'm an ass :|

Jason Voorhees costume, then you can just kill anyone who pisses you off and you'll have the excuse that it was just "part of the act" :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Jason Voorhees costume, then you can just kill anyone who pisses you off and you'll have the excuse that it was just "part of the act" :tup:

Hmmmm :-k

[Goofy]

Michael Myers? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Doc Holiday :tup:

[Goofy]

Doc Holiday :tup:

I'm your huckleberry, that's just my game :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I just did some quick research, making a halfway decent Doc costume would be expensive :wha:

[Hal-9000]

I have 3 old west gunslinger costumes in my closet right now :oops:


what size are you?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suspect:

I wanted to a Doc Holiday like Val Kilmer's in Tombstone. Found a good chink of the costume at a place that sells them, but it's wicked expensive for use at one stupid party I don't even wanna go to anyway :lol:

http://www.heritagecostumes.com/Adult-John-Doc-Holliday-br-Famous-People-Costume-p491.html

[Goofy]

You could probably pick up most pieces for the outfit at a charity store, since it's only gonna be worn once no point spending a lot on it........ plus your money will help someone less fortunate :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I think the hardest part of the costume would actually be the vest

[Hal-9000]

:suspect:

I wanted to a Doc Holiday like Val Kilmer's in Tombstone. Found a good chink of the costume at a place that sells them, but it's wicked expensive for use at one stupid party I don't even wanna go to anyway :lol:

http://www.heritagecostumes.com/Adult-John-Doc-Holliday-br-Famous-People-Costume-p491.html



it's the waistcoat and vest that will be the hard bits....I can send you a stetson and some 45's and holster


:doh: you're not supposed to know about that last bit

[Hal-9000]

wear a tshirt, normal clothes....get a scuba mask and attach a Groucho Marx mustache on to the mask

then write Muff Diver on the back of the tshirt


cheap, comfy and entertaining costume :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

it's the waistcoat and vest that will be the hard bits....I can send you a stetson and some 45's and holster


:doh: you're not supposed to know about that last bit

There's several vintage clothing stores in town, I would think I might be able to find the coat and probably the hat, but that vest will definitely be the hard part


wear a tshirt, normal clothes....get a scuba mask and attach a Groucho Marx mustache on to the mask

then write Muff Diver on the back of the tshirt


cheap, comfy and entertaining costume :thumbsup:

:slap:

[Goofy]

I've seen pro snooker players wearing waistcoats like that red one......... not like that info's gonna help you though :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

love a bit of snooker :tup:

[Hal-9000]

There's several vintage clothing stores in town, I would think I might be able to find the coat and probably the hat, but that vest will definitely be the hard part


well duhhh, you are in Denver. They should be selling that shit on every corner at Target, Walmart, Trader Joe's :lol:

[Goofy]

love a bit of snooker :tup:

I like playing it....... find it a bit boring to watch though :)

[FBD]

billiards, pool, snooker, wtf's the difference? I havent played in a damn long time.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

billiards, pool, snooker, wtf's the difference? I havent played in a damn long time.

The spelling :tup:

[FBD]

I used to be decent, my parents have an 8ft slate table in the basement. but its had a ping pong table on it for yeeeeeears.

too bad I didnt get to play more ping pong when my brother was around. I still want to play someone "good"...but the only weird thing is I am just used to an 8foot ceiling with a light for the pool table hanging down a bit (and house rules, in play) so a lot of the vollies I wind up seeing on TV where they get way far away from the table, I wouldnt have much experience with, down there I dont have the chance to get more than maybe 5 feet from the table.

fuggin pool. I like pool. but cripes I could NOT watch that on a tv :lol:

[Hal-9000]

billiards, pool, snooker, wtf's the difference? I havent played in a damn long time.

snooker....hit a red ball down then any one of 6 colored balls for points....when all the reds are gone, you have to shoot the coloreds in order (bad choice of words :lol: )

8-ball - shoot either stripes or solids, then the 8 ball which is black after all of your stripes or solids are downed

billiards - all same colored balls....now we're talking about pockets and skill :thumbsup:

[FBD]

oh, snooker is actually a game :lol: I usually just play 8 ball or 9 ball.

never seen the rules for billiards, nodda fkn clue about it :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I think snooker has smaller pockets the an American pool table as well

[KevinD]

Jebus it was hot and muggy today. I'm wiped out

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Jebus it was hot and muggy today. I'm wiped out

80° here yesterday, it's freakin' October FFS

[Muddy]

Earth, Wind, and Fire are playing next door.. Those guys are getting DOWN..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

They say there's a heaven for those who will wait
Some say it's better but I say it ain't
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints
Sinners are much more fun...
You know that only the good die young

[FBD]

haha my phone got picked up and used while I was working

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg114/joeblast/Studio/IMAG1195_zpsaa867e7a.jpg

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:tup:

[FBD]

Still not complete but getting close

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg114/joeblast/Studio/IMAG1185_zps7e06bda4.jpg

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg114/joeblast/Studio/IMAG1188_zps581b54f1.jpg

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Thats a lot of cables

[FBD]

3 or 6 solderpoints for every single one ;)

that's what I've spent my last couple weeks on, those 4 patch panels and the 35 pin Pantion connectors for the ones that go to the board, and for stuff that goes elsewhere, I have a bigass bag of 1/4"trs ends that I have been making my way through.

still waiting on a 48 channel patch patch for the XLR mic inputs. I also have an aluminum plate I'm using to run the drum snakes to, gotta wire that up when it comes back from cuttin'....haha....actually Swayback offered to print something on it, so I will have to think of something badass :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I bet that is a blast to troubleshoot when you screw one up :lol:

[Muddy]

I bet your neighbors just love you.. :lol:

[FBD]

I bet that is a blast to troubleshoot when you screw one up :lol:
Any of the screwups, I caught right away, like....jeez, why did I skip a row of these solders? :lol: and accidentally soldering to the inside not the outside rows on the pantion connectors a couple times. but that stuff happens when you're well buzzed :lol:

at this point I know everything's good....now I just gotta go test a couple out because I didnt label the insert loops correctly, so I just have to double check to make sure what's plugged into the board corresponds to the logical layout of the patch panels. (but they are soldered on the connectors correctly, its just a matter of making sure my 1-12, 13-24, out, in goes where it should. the other stuff was less ambiguous...and I didnt write things like "17" on two different P connectors :lol: :dance: )


I bet your neighbors just love you.. :lol:

hehehe... bars and shit are our neighbors down there. I live a half mile up the hill, so my neighbors are spared :D in the studio we can do full volume 24 hours a day and nobody's gonna care!

[Muddy]

I thought you lived in a condo..

[FBD]

I think I sold that in 2011? or was that 12? I have a 3/4 br house these days. I should probably get a roomate to help with bills or something, its just me and the kitties. my fuggin kitty has her own bedroom ffs :lol:

[Goofy]

What did/do you do for a living FBD? :-k

[FBD]

computer shit....at least, that's what pays the bills.


anything of real value to me does not pay bills, unfortunately.

[Goofy]

anything of real value to me does not pay bills, unfortunately.

Aint that the truth :lol:

[Muddy]

I had raw sushi at lunch.. I wonder If Im infested with worms now..

[Hal-9000]

haha my phone got picked up and used while I was working

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg114/joeblast/Studio/IMAG1195_zpsaa867e7a.jpg


nice forearms...sailor :thumbsup:



:wank:

[FBD]

never lost a game of mercy :lol: my older bro had a broken hockey stick with rope wound around it and a weight at the end, I think I got started on that by the time I was 9 or 10 :tup: and then of course bass & drums, and some of those captains of crush grippers... :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I have a bad habit....when I see that I imagine us fighting and you blocking everything with those Popeye cinder blocks

which would force me to go low and hit your bag, then your forehead on the upsweep :lol:



Happy Friday! :lol:

[FBD]

haha cinder blocks :lol: wing chun goat stance protects the 'nads!


cool, its friday :dance:

[Hal-9000]

*assumes Canadian Mallard Duck stance*


I'm outta here!!! :lol:





Namaste bro and happy Friday

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
Did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

[Hal-9000]

:-k

Do I ride my exercise bike and push weights...or watch The Walking Dead premiere this afternoon?






gonna be a close one :lol:

[Hal-9000]

TWD premiere just won the decision :lol:


see ya

[FBD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fkZdz4Vz10

[Goofy]

TWD premiere just won the decision :lol:


see ya
Watching it right this second!

[Goofy]

Apparently Carol knows her angles/velocity/range.......... *coughs* bullshit *coughs*

[DemonGeminiX]

:hand:

She's Rambo.

[DemonGeminiX]

If there's a new way, I'll be the first in line
It better work this time.

[FBD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlWq6WXIv7M

[FBD]

http://www.sovereignman.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Major-US-institutions-leverage-ratios.png

[Hugh_Janus]

alex zanardi is an absolute legend.... I am in awe of that guy http://i61.tinypic.com/156fp15.gif

[FBD]

:shock:

http://www.grandprix247.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dne0831jy01-340x230.jpg


In his most competitive race of 2001, he suffered a violent accident at the EuroSpeedway Lausitz on 15 September. Zanardi started from the back of the grid and was gaining ground on his rivals. The crash occurred while Zanardi was leading the race in the closing laps. After a late pit stop, Zanardi was attempting to merge back onto the track when he accelerated abruptly and spun into the path of Patrick Carpentier. Carpentier was able to avoid him, but Alex Tagliani, who was just behind Carpentier at the time, could not and Zanardi's car was impacted from the side, behind the front wheel, severing the nose of the car.[11] Zanardi lost both legs (one at and one above the knee) in the impact and nearly three-quarters of his blood volume, though rapid medical intervention saved his life. Further portions of his legs were amputated during three hours of surgery to clean and facilitate closing the wounds.[12] This was the end of his open-wheel racing career.

[Hal-9000]

that's something that gives me the willies....merging back into the pack when they're going over 100 mph...

[Hugh_Janus]

:shock:

http://www.grandprix247.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dne0831jy01-340x230.jpg


In his most competitive race of 2001, he suffered a violent accident at the EuroSpeedway Lausitz on 15 September. Zanardi started from the back of the grid and was gaining ground on his rivals. The crash occurred while Zanardi was leading the race in the closing laps. After a late pit stop, Zanardi was attempting to merge back onto the track when he accelerated abruptly and spun into the path of Patrick Carpentier. Carpentier was able to avoid him, but Alex Tagliani, who was just behind Carpentier at the time, could not and Zanardi's car was impacted from the side, behind the front wheel, severing the nose of the car.[11] Zanardi lost both legs (one at and one above the knee) in the impact and nearly three-quarters of his blood volume, though rapid medical intervention saved his life. Further portions of his legs were amputated during three hours of surgery to clean and facilitate closing the wounds.[12] This was the end of his open-wheel racing career.

yeah, that sucked, but he basically said "fuck that bollocks" and carried on racing albeit in a lower series, won gold medals in the paralympics and and amongst other things finished just outside the top 10% of all athletes taking part in an ironman event

[DemonGeminiX]

Time after time those fanatical minds try to rule all the world
Telling us all it's them who's in charge of it all
I've got a tricked out magic stick that will make them all fall
We've got the power now, motherfuckers; that's where it belongs

[DemonGeminiX]

that's something that gives me the willies....merging back into the pack when they're going over 100 mph...

Drive I-75/I-85 between Macon and Atlanta. Fun! Fun! Fun!