Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[DemonGeminiX]

:-k

I need a bluetooth adapter...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-k

I need a bluetooth adapter...

If you have blue teeth, sounds like you need a dentist :-k

[FBD]

as long as the speeds are relative, aint no biggie. you got trouble merging onto the highway? this is just...twice as fast, no biggie :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

I'm off to get rekt on halo 4

[Hal-9000]

as long as the speeds are relative, aint no biggie. you got trouble merging onto the highway? this is just...twice as fast, no biggie :lol:

no no no....I was talking about in a race where one guy either drives off the track or is coming out from a pit.....when they have to get into the flow again and the other dudes are cranking up the speeds :thumbsup:

[DemonGeminiX]

If you have blue teeth, sounds like you need a dentist :-k

Funny. I have an appointment tomorrow to have a crown done.

And I ordered a bluetooth adapter from Amazon.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I think it's about time to make an appointment for my 6 month check-up :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Out where the river broke
The bloodwood and the desert oak
Holden wrecks and boiling diesels
Steam in forty five degrees

The time has come
To say fair's fair
To pay the rent
To pay our share

The time has come
A fact's a fact
It belongs to them
Let's give it back

[Hal-9000]

I've been bitching about a sales rep who works out of Regina who's been making our lives a living hell for the past few months...due to his complete and total mismanagement of every aspect of his job...

just got an email...he's been promoted to regional manager ffs :facepalm:


so that inspired me to send one to my manager asking if this was a joke and I may have also written - How about if I make 20 people's lives a living hell due to my own laziness, stupidity and inability to learn and adhere to the most simple company procedures, is that how I get a promotion in this company?

He's coming to speak with me in person tomorrow morning :doh:

[Muddy]

Oh boy..

[Hal-9000]

too boring to get into but Muddy man....this guy has been a complete tool and we've saved his ass so many times with nary a thank you....it's become an inside joke here...


the guy tells every one of his clients that we've shipped materials to all locations ....and the stock hasn't even arrived at our building yet. He's put us in so many bad spots I literally emailed him this - "No offense Robert, but I'm one email from walking out on this job, which I've held for 21 years. Don't be that next email"...and then he sends another stupid query/mandate that causes our entire staff to come in and work/give up yet another weekend....

[FBD]

I've been bitching about a sales rep who works out of Regina who's been making our lives a living hell for the past few months...due to his complete and total mismanagement of every aspect of his job...

just got an email...he's been promoted to regional manager ffs :facepalm:


so that inspired me to send one to my manager asking if this was a joke and I may have also written - How about if I make 20 people's lives a living hell due to my own laziness, stupidity and inability to learn and adhere to the most simple company procedures, is that how I get a promotion in this company?

He's coming to speak with me in person tomorrow morning :doh:
maybe he's coming to give you a promotion :lol:

[Hal-9000]

he's a good guy...I've know him for years and he knows the problems with this rep...


except my guy keeps using the word 'tone' when discussing my emails.....I told him to eat me and quit putting me in a bad light when others are obviously failing :lol:

[FBD]

:rofl: you are awesome, hal :lol:

[Hal-9000]

sometimes....I can sense the gray hairs sprouting on my supervisor's and manager's heads...


:lol:


People in our company tend to escalate things using email...so the first note there's one or two people, sender doesn't like or get a response then a few more names up the food chain appear on the note, so on and so forth..

I hit 'reply to all' on most of those bullying notes, because I have no shame and Homey don't play that shit. A few times I got sick of the escalation so I started randomly adding names out of the company address book...people who had nothing to do with the issue.

My manager caught on, drove up here and asks me point blank - Hal, what the fuck are you doing on these notes...you're adding people from Granby (real French part of Quebec) and people from Brampton...they don't even work the digital print side of our business and have nothing to do with the issue at hand!!!! :x

me - yeah....I see a lot of that myself :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Temporary crown is in. 4-5 weeks until I get the permanent.

[Muddy]

Fuck man. Im getting old.

[deebakes]

:rip:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Temporary crown is in. 4-5 weeks until I get the permanent.

Why the hell so long for the permanent? :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

Why the hell so long for the permanent? :-k

:dunno:

Couldn't tell you. They said if they got it in earlier they'd give me a call and they'd put it in then.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My last 2 crowns were ready in 2 to 3 weeks

[DemonGeminiX]

Things move a little slower down here in Mayberry.

:coat:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

Things move a little slower down here in Mayberry.

:coat:

a temp crown wouldn't last me 2 weeks....we typically wait 7 days

[redred]

led zep at Glastonbury ,cider and illegal drugs , ye i'm in a happy place right now

[redred]

come on sack me you mothers i do more than your alcoholic office staff :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

a temp crown wouldn't last me 2 weeks....we typically wait 7 days

You're not supposed to chew on really hard or sticky foods while you have the temp in. My crown is on the lower jaw, second to the last tooth, back left. It's relatively easy to avoid. I'm a predominantly left side chewer, so I'm consciously forcing myself to chew on the right side.

[Goofy]

come on sack me you mothers i do more than your alcoholic office staff :lol:

......... that's quite a few words, one after the other......... no idea what it's supposed to mean though :-k I wonder if google can come up with a translation :-k

[redred]

Nope I've tried that :lol:

[Goofy]

I feel a pint of lager coming on :-k

[FBD]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

You're not supposed to chew on really hard or sticky foods while you have the temp in. My crown is on the lower jaw, second to the last tooth, back left. It's relatively easy to avoid. I'm a predominantly left side chewer, so I'm consciously forcing myself to chew on the right side.


I have four gold crowns in my mouth and recently had one of them removed....bit by bit with parts of my tooth.....yeah I'm up on the do's and don'ts :thumbsup:

Kinda have been going through a 13 year thing that affects my occlusion, nerves, muscles, teeth....

your tooth in question is tooth 36. I've had 37,36, 27 and now 16 removed due to trigeminal neuralgia, the teeth were healthy and never compromised ...you should see how I attempt to chew...:|


I hope it works out for you

[DemonGeminiX]

A bird just walked into my garage and now I can't find it.

:|

[Hal-9000]

the imagery..

I just pictured a garage with about 100 shotgun holes, sunlight streaming through each one...and the faint sound of a bird cooing in the background :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

speaking with a speech jammer is nigh on impossible

[redred]

A bird just walked into my garage and now I can't find it.

:|
The flying type or a woman ?

[DemonGeminiX]

Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wondering how I'll get down those stairs
Clowns to left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

[DemonGeminiX]

Now my fuckin' bathroom sink is leaking! Jesus! What next???

:dunno:

[FBD]

The flying type or a woman ?

whether through the air, or just in 'er head...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Now my fuckin' bathroom sink is leaking! Jesus! What next???

:dunno:

Giant sinkhole in the front yard? :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

With my current luck, it'll open up right underneath me.

[DemonGeminiX]

Uh-oh... they found remains while searching for Hannah Graham... not good.

[Muddy]

I drank almost a growler full of great beer called Sculpin last night..

http://www.ballastpoint.com/beer/sculpin/

[FBD]

approaching too bitter

[Muddy]

approaching too bitter

You've had it? My wife said the same thing... In an ice cold mug though... mmmm

[Hugh_Janus]

With my current luck, it'll open up right underneath me.

:pray:

[DemonGeminiX]

:slap:

[Hugh_Janus]

http://i57.tinypic.com/2q0r0qe.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

:x

[KevinD]

Tried speech jammer. Didn't do a thing for me. Oh well

[Hugh_Janus]

:x
:empathy:

Tried speech jammer. Didn't do a thing for me. Oh well

Were you reading something? I found it didn't effect me at all when reading, but when asked to explain something, it was impossible to string together a coherent sentence :lol: Also, you have to have it loud enough so you can't hear yourself speak in real time

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Levon, Levon likes his money
He makes a lot they say
Spend his days counting
In a garage by the motorway

He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day
When the New York Times said God is dead
And the war's begun
Alvin Tostig has a son today

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Got out of town on a boat goin' to Southern islands
Sailing a reach before a followin' sea
She was makin' for the trades on the outside
And the downhill run to Papeete

Off the wind on this heading lie the Marquesas
We got eighty feet of the waterline nicely making way
In a noisy bar in Avalon I tried to call you
But on a midnight watch I realized why twice you ran away

[DemonGeminiX]

Think about...
Think about how many times I have fallen
Spirits are using me, larger voices callin'
What heaven brought you and me can not be forgotten...

[Hal-9000]

I read something about people who post song lyrics on the internet....it wasn't very flattering :lol:

[Goofy]

I read something about people who post song lyrics on the internet....it wasn't very flattering :lol:

Did it say they were all big nancy boys? :-k

[Hugh_Janus]

Did it say they were all big nancy boys? :-k

judging by the first two posts on this page, they're probably right :shrug:

[Hal-9000]

:dance:

well done lads

[FBD]

If it werent for bands and my studio, I'd have already gone and left society.

[DemonGeminiX]

What the fuck's going on up at the Canadian Parliament? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Mass apologizing? :-k

[Muddy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIYRfNjHSzA

[FBD]

What the fuck's going on up at the Canadian Parliament? :-k

Looks like someone needed to export some terrrerrr so that more police state can be implemented. quick, blame lone rightwing nutjob, have press repeat it ad nauseum, all is well, the sheep forget by thursday evening

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Just saw that NBC is going to reboot Bewitched for a new TV series :wha:

[FBD]

pathetic, can nobody come up with a semi original idea that doesnt absolutely suck any longer?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Unfortunately no....Hollywood seems completely devoid of new ideas for anything, be it TV or film.

[Muddy]

We have been watching bewitched lately on one of the 'air' channel's that has all the throw-backs on it.. Sanford, 3's company, Jeffersons, all in the family etc..

[DemonGeminiX]

There's not a whole lot of channels running horror movies this year. So far AMC, IFC, FXM, and TCM are the only ones I've seen running them.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I thought that SyFy has been advertising horror stuff? :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

Yeah but everything they show sucks ass, so it doesn't count.

:lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I think they may have had some decent flix, but they edit the fun out of them

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (I think all of them) some others to, but I hate edited/commercial infused horror :)

[DemonGeminiX]

I just got my car insurance bill/renewal. Geico reduced my bill by $70.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I think they may have had some decent flix, but they edit the fun out of them

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (I think all of them) some others to, but I hate edited/commercial infused horror :)

I hate any movie that gets edited for content and has commercials added

[Pony]

I just got my car insurance bill/renewal. Geico reduced my bill by $70.

Don't worry, they will take that money out of the quality of the repair if you ever have an accident.

[DemonGeminiX]

I hate any movie that gets edited for content and has commercials added

That's why I have a bunch of them on DVD. I'm not sitting through the watered down choppy versions.

[DemonGeminiX]

Don't worry, they will take that money out of the quality of the repair if you ever have an accident.

For an '06? I figured they'd just total it out... even for a cosmetic ding.

[FBD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zvl9N9GdraQ

[DemonGeminiX]

I think I'd like to see John Wick.

:-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Give him a call, maybe he'll invite you over :tup:

[DemonGeminiX]

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That was uncalled for :x

[DemonGeminiX]

:-k

No... you were really asking for it.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

[DemonGeminiX]

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

:-k

:overkill:

[DemonGeminiX]

So young, so angry... DAMN THAT RAP MUSIC!!!!

[DemonGeminiX]

Another school shooting... this one in Washington state, north of Seattle.

[RBP]

There are 4000 adult males here + staff. State wide its like 90% male. And people are wearing "corrections for the cure" pink shirts. Men are 35% more likely to be diagnosed with prostate cancer than women are with breast cancer. Breast cancer funding and donations dwarfs everything else.

[Muddy]

You can live with prostate cancer.. :hand:

[FBD]

lose your breasts, get breast implants...

lose your prostate, and you're....both fucked and the opposite of fucked at the same time :lol:

[Muddy]

lose your breasts, get breast implants...

lose your prostate, and you're....both fucked and the opposite of fucked at the same time :lol:

You should be a doctor. :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Freezing... rests his head on a pillow made of concrete.
Feelin'... maybe he'll see a little better set a days.
Hand out... faces that he sees time again ain't that familiar.
Dark grin... he can't help, when he's happy, looks insane.

[RBP]

Britain is outraged at being asked to pay another 1.7 Billion to the EU to subsidize poorer nations.

The US Federal budget has gone up 700 billion since 2008. Man of us bitch about Washington wasting our money.

I think our friends over the pond might now have a better understanding of why we're so pissed off.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Everyone should pay their fair share :hand:

[RBP]

Everyone should pay their fair share :hand:

http://i.imgur.com/QiUsw9a.jpg

[FBD]

Britain is outraged at being asked to pay another 1.7 Billion to the EU to subsidize poorer nations.

The US Federal budget has gone up 700 billion since 2008. Man of us bitch about Washington wasting our money.

I think our friends over the pond might now have a better understanding of why we're so pissed off.

:lol: like the english dont have a good idea their money is wasted by having it taken by the government & EU

[Goofy]

Typing does become difficult when you've had a ton of beer and a few voddies........... you can either "type and post" (tough guy style) or correct errors........... or mix and match to confuse the infidels! :lol:

[Goofy]

Some arsehole's setting off fireworks.......... i thought this was still october :-k Wankers :roll:

[FBD]

we just had fireworks down the hill a week or two ago, apple harvest festival. there's like 2 other close fireworks displays on the 4th, so the town has been saving the ammo and putting on a good show for October :tup: it was funny, low cloud cover, they launched em from the dog park which is like a hundred yards from my studio, I was outside with a bonfire watching shit explode above me :D the smoke was still lingering at 2am, the clouds were so heavy :lol:


but the random person lighting em off....shit, that's what our bag of m80s & 1000s are for :lol:

speaking of which, we never did light off that m80fingers I made :lol:

[Goofy]

Their idea of garlic bread is a fucking massive pizza........... and its fucking awesome :cheers: I now have the hiccups

[DemonGeminiX]

FX cancelled The Bridge. I liked that show. Dickheads.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Some arsehole's setting off fireworks.......... i thought this was still october :-k Wankers :roll:

Someone was doing it last night, scares Thor every time they go off. I am tempted to drive around the fucking neighborhood and find out who's doing it and put a fucking bullet in their brain.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

FX cancelled The Bridge. I liked that show. Dickheads.

What?? That sucks ass :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well, I voted....mailed my ballot yesterday. Now I wish there was a way to turn off all the political ads on the TV and radio. Not too mention all the political junk mail I get on a daily basis.

On a side note, the stupid automated kiosk at the post office ripped me off yesterday when I was there to mail my ballot. The ballot was oversize, so it was going to cost 70 cents to mail it. Well, at the kiosk you can't have a transaction for less than $1, so you have to buy some other stamps to process the transaction. Not a big deal, so I also bought ten of the forever stamps. Well, when it processed my transaction, all it printed were the ten first class stamps, it didn't print my 70 cent stamp to mail the ballot. So, not only did it rip me off for 70 cents, I had to use two of the first class stamps I bought so I could drop my ballot in the mail. :meh:

[Muddy]

What was the issue? State Senate?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What do you mean? :-k It was my ballot for the mid-term elections, I'm a permanent mail-iv voter.

[Muddy]

I was curious what you were voting for, senate seats, congressional seats, governors seat?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Governor, one senator, house seat, a bunch of judges and local position (county commissioner, sheriff, etc) and a bunch of amendments/proposals.

[Muddy]

We have one coming up soon... It's the one where Eric Cantor was unseated by a no-name Heavy Christian right wing college professor.. Now it's time to see if the Democrats strategy worked.. It's their guy versus Dave Brat (the guy who beat Cantor) Democrats were voting in the republican primary so they could take down Cantor..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Don't you have to be registered with a political party to vote in the primaries in Virginia?

[Muddy]

Don't you have to be registered with a political party to vote in the primaries in Virginia?

Fifteen states — Alaska, Arizona, California, Colorado, Iowa, Kansas, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, North Carolina, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, West Virginia, and Wyoming — have semi-closed primaries that allow voters to register or change party preference on election day.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah, you shouldn't be able to change party affiliations more than once a year. I used to be a registered independent, but you couldn't vote in the primaries that way, so I changed to a registered republican so I could vote in the republican primary.

[RBP]

We have one coming up soon... It's the one where Eric Cantor was unseated by a no-name Heavy Christian right wing college professor.. Now it's time to see if the Democrats strategy worked.. It's their guy versus Dave Brat (the guy who beat Cantor) Democrats were voting in the republican primary so they could take down Cantor..
Everyone has one coming up. We all vote on the same day. ;)

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Yeah, you shouldn't be able to change party affiliations more than once a year.

Why not, I dont see why you need to pick one anyway

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Why not, I dont see why you need to pick one anyway

It's for voting in the primary...if you are allowed to keep changing your affiliation, then you have what happened in Muddy's example. You get a bunch of people from the opposite party voting in the primary so they can get some fucked up candidate to win so their own party's candidate has an easy time of it in the general election.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:tup:

[FBD]

its part of the divide and conquer thing

gonna be a whole lotta NO CONSENT written on mine

[Muddy]

It's for voting in the primary...if you are allowed to keep changing your affiliation, then you have what happened in Muddy's example. You get a bunch of people from the opposite party voting in the primary so they can get some fucked up candidate to win so their own party's candidate has an easy time of it in the general election.

Yeah, how else could this wacko religious guy have taken down Eric friggin Cantor...?

[Hugh_Janus]

I set fire to a car today :tup:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Pics?

[FBD]

Yeah, how else could this wacko religious guy have taken down Eric friggin Cantor...?

yeah, I mean, it couldnt have been his performance and showing himself to be a good little republican big business lackey

[Hugh_Janus]

Pics?

no.... I was too busy shitting my pants at the time :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:lol:

[redred]

no.... I was too busy shitting my pants at the time :lol:
Pic's ? :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

In the days of my youth I was told what it means to be a man...

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Pic's ? :lol:

:lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

In the days of my youth I was told what it means to be a man...

Get out if here with your plagiarist band

[DemonGeminiX]

They're really good at playing other people's songs, aren't they?

:lol:

[Pony]

You would think it would be easier to find cheap steel rims for a 00 Camry....

[FBD]

they dont have junkyards where you're from?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You would think it would be easier to find cheap steel rims for a 00 Camry....

http://i.imgur.com/iTH57gM.png

:-k

[FBD]

:lol:

[FBD]

I need to get one of these sumbiches

http://manley.com/img/mp_black.gif

the only slight issue, cheapest I've seen one is $6500 or so

[Goofy]

I set fire to a car today :tup:
:lol: ive set fire to myself a couple of times but never managed to set fire to a car yet.......... two of my workmates have though, one burned through a petrol line with an oxy-acetylene torch :shock:

[FBD]

http://manley.com/hifi_gear.php :drool: seeing those tube amps makes me want to fix those 3 that I have sitting there in queue

[Pony]

they dont have junkyards where you're from?

Yea, but so far they want more than I'm willing to spend. You would think old steel wheels would be a dima a dozen. Not $40-$60 each


http://i.imgur.com/iTH57gM.png

:-k

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hey! :x

[FBD]

Yea, but so far they want more than I'm willing to spend. You would think old steel wheels would be a dima a dozen. Not $40-$60 each


with the prices of steel these days, its not surprising...

[FBD]

http://www.accuweather.com/en/weather-news/east-faces-cold-halloween-stor/36303863

gonna have to make the fire nice an big saturday

[DemonGeminiX]

I haven't even bought any candy yet.

[FBD]

me neither, but I dont buy candy. the old traditional halloween is all but dead around here, last year I saw about a dozen kids total.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I haven't even bought any candy yet.

I have

http://i.imgur.com/k5eVWlh.png

[Muddy]

So, I bought a Wahl hair cutter and got my wife to give me a hair cut.. :d

[FBD]

to make yourself look bigger? :razz:

[Muddy]

to make yourself look bigger? :razz:

I missed the punch line?

[FBD]

:lol: I should have shrouded it in conspiracy theory jargon

[Muddy]

But how would getting a haircut make me look bigger?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

But how would getting a haircut make me look bigger?

:facepalm:

[FBD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHMmMgdcOSU

[Muddy]

pelvic hair cut?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

pelvic hair cut?

:winner:

[Muddy]

Well I did get some booty this morning.. :vuvu:

[FBD]

the haircut did it :woot:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well I did get some booty this morning.. :vuvu:

I get up and leave for work too early for that :sad2:

[Muddy]

I get up and leave for work too early for that :sad2:

Oh, I was late.. :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't think the g/f would appreciate me waking her up at 3:15 when she doesn't have to get up until 5:30 :lol:

[Muddy]

3:15, holy crap...!

[RBP]

I don't think the g/f would appreciate me waking her up at 3:15 when she doesn't have to get up until 5:30 :lol:

Why wake her up? :rapeculture:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I don't think the g/f would appreciate me waking her up at 3:15 when she doesn't have to get up until 5:30 :lol:

Unappreciative bitches I say

[FBD]

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

3:15, holy crap...!

You get used to it :)


Why wake her up? :rapeculture:

:shifty:


Unappreciative bitches I say

Bitches be crazy

[RBP]

:lol:

[FBD]

its just about food time, what do I feel like eating

[DemonGeminiX]

Man, those burritos were awful. When am I gonna learn not to rely on the convenience of prepackaged microwaveable 'food'?

:yuck:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Were they frozen? I've found that it's near impossible to nuke a frozen burrito and have it come out good.

[DemonGeminiX]

Yep, frozen. Bought them from Sam's. Shredded steak and cheese... and salt. Lots and lots of salt.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Were they frozen? I've found that it's near impossible to nuke a frozen burrito and have it come out good.

Yeah, ts hard, you really need to spend 30 min with it in the oven

[FBD]

:hand: that's what toaster ovens are for. nuke it 90% of the way, then pop it in the toaster for 2-3 min and then you get actual toasted crust in ~5 min instead of waiting 30

[DemonGeminiX]

I don't think there's any way these things come out tasting halfway decent within 50 yards of a microwave.

:no:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yep, frozen. Bought them from Sam's. Shredded steak and cheese... and salt. Lots and lots of salt.

Yeah, I've tried several different frozen brands, some seem to nuke up better than others, but they still aren't that great :lol:


Yeah, ts hard, you really need to spend 30 min with it in the oven

If I have to wait 30 minutes for a burrito, then I'll just run out and get one :lol:

[FBD]

so long as its a halfway decent microwave burrito, that's the only way to go, if you're going the frozen burrito route.

I went down to Ragozzino's for lunch and got a bigass roast beef grinder

[FBD]

If I have to wait 30 minutes for a burrito, then I'll just run out and get one :lol:

:lol: right, I can be at Moe's in fuggin 10 minutes

[PorkChopSandwiches]

If I have to wait 30 minutes for a burrito, then I'll just run out and get one :lol:

Yeah, I can make the shit from scratch in that time :lol:

[FBD]

STFU lady on the phone, I dont need the play by play of everything! I dont care that you're eating a sandwich and schlockin in my ear, or that you dropped the phone, or blah blah blah....I literally put the phone down for 5 entire minutes, picked the headset back up, still going...put it back down, checking router logs, etc...fuggin people!

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Dont say I didnt warn you when I beat you down son.

[FBD]

I love reading things like....


When Tepco designed the Fukushima power plant, they had a natural 35m high land to work with.

But just to make things easy, they chopped off the top 25 meters of it.

not like they gotta worry about tsunamis or anything :lol:

:winning:


I got a great idea, lets open up that nuke plant next to the volcano we shut down.




ut - as Newsweek reports - a nuclear plant only 40 miles away will be re-started anyway:

Local officials have voted to reopen a nuclear plant in Japan, despite warnings of increased volcanic activity in the region from scientists.



The decision comes despite a warning on Friday that Japan’s Seismological Agency had documented an increase of activity in the Ioyama volcano, located 40 miles away from the power station.



***



Sendai will become the first Japanese nuclear plant to reopen in since 2011.



However the decision comes as scientific authorities warned of increased seismic activity on the island. Volcanologists have warned that the 2011 earthquake, which measured 9.0 on the Richter scale, may have increased the likelihood of volcanic activity throughout the region. [Background.]



***



The Sendai plant is also situated only 31 miles from Mount Sakurajima, an extremely active volcano which erupts on a regular basis.



The documentation of new activity comes barely a month after the eruption of Mount Ontake, when 57 hikers were killed on its slopes. There were no accompanying signs of seismic activity prior to the eruption which might have alerted Japanese authorities to the impending disaster.



The vote has been seen as an attempt to resurrect the country’s nuclear industry, which the Japanese government hopes to restart despite public opposition to nuclear energy in the wake of the Fukushima disaster.



***



Japan’s Nuclear Regulation Authority (NRA) approved Sendai's safety features in September, but the plant must still pass operational safety checks before it will be able to reopen.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjkCpwy_HUM

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I don't feel I have received enough radiation from the last issue myself

[FBD]

http://www.washingtonsblog.com/2013/07/u-s-forcing-japan-to-burn-plutonium-in-nuclear-reactors.html

and of course, since Japan is effectively a vassal state of the US, you know damned well that "concern from congress" and stern words from both hitlery and obola...plus the threat of not giving them more fuel... forced japan's hand into restarting the reactors, when the local sentiment was clearly against. of course, US foreign policy is basically the exact opposite of whatever the local sentiment is anyway.

[Muddy]

I don't feel I have received enough radiation from the last issue myself


Dont give up yet, you are still getting it in your Pacific food!

[DemonGeminiX]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGYE2DD56Eg

[Hugh_Janus]

someone you wanted to bum years ago suddenly appears and seems very interested in you.... trouble is, she now looks like a man

:lolnope: see ya

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I must have slept funny last night because my fucking neck hurts :wha:

[Muddy]

I must have slept funny last night because my fucking neck hurts :wha:

Thats the worse...

[Goofy]

I must have slept funny last night because my fucking neck hurts :wha:
The missus spent all night punching you again :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Thats the worse...

Yup, and nothing makes it go away, not aspirin or ibuprofen :wha:


The missus spent all night punching you again :thumbsup:

Possibly :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

My head hurts.

:meh:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

The missus spent all night punching you again :thumbsup:

Reverse donkey punch

[DemonGeminiX]

Mayor Menino died.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:rip:

[Goofy]

Mayor Menino died.

Never heard of him, didn't have him on my list :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Never heard of him, didn't have him on my list :(

He was a long time and popular mayor of Boston

[FBD]

Reverse donkey punch

is that when she's getting it doggy style and whips her head back and gives you the reverse headbutt :lol:

[Goofy]

He was a long time and popular mayor of Boston

I googled him after posting :thumbsup:

In other news i have had fucking terrible trapped wind today :wha: Yesterday was fine, the wind made it's way out easily and often :lol: Really need to have a major ass-ripping fart :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I googled him after posting :thumbsup:

In other news i have had fucking terrible trapped wind today :wha: Yesterday was fine, the wind made it's way out easily and often :lol: Really need to have a major ass-ripping fart :(

:tmi:

[Goofy]

:fart2:

[Goofy]

Earthquake!!!!! :hills:

















Oh, no, it was just me farting :cheers: I feel better now :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

What a difference :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What a difference :lol:

:slap:

[Goofy]

Better out than in :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Better out than in :hand:

:slap:

[DemonGeminiX]

Earthquake!!!!! :hills:

Oh, no, it was just me farting :cheers: I feel better now :lol:


What a difference :lol:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILWSp0m9G2U

[Goofy]

What a feelin', my arse is beelin' :dance:

[DemonGeminiX]

The Gold Bond company had to have paid Shaq a shitload of money to do that shake and tingle commercial.

[DemonGeminiX]

Captain America 3 will actually be titled Captain America: Civil War.

That means Tony Stark vs Steve Rogers. Awesome-sauce!!!!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Awesome-sauce!!!!

:beatdown:

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

You don't like awesome-sauce?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No :hand:

[DemonGeminiX]

:idk:

It's better than sucky-sauce.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:idk:

It's better than sucky-sauce.

:slap:

[DemonGeminiX]

:x

Well, it is!!!!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

Well, it is!!!!

:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Silly boy you got so much to live for
So much to aim for, so much to try for
You blowing it all with paranoia
You're so insecure you self-destroyer

(And it goes like this, here it goes)
Paranoia, the destroyer
(Here it goes again)
Paranoia, the destroyer

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Well Im sore as hell after the first day of pull downs. :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Where are you doing them? Do you have one of those bars you can put in a doorway or are you doing them some other way? I gotta figure out where I can do them.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

We put a bar up in my sons door. :tup: Im thinking of getting this though because the one we have has no grip
http://www.amazon.com/Sunny-Health-Fitness-Door-Chin/dp/B0016BNDXI/ref=sr_1_2?s=exercise-and-fitness&ie=UTF8&qid=1414774825&sr=1-2&keywords=pull+up+bar

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That doesn't look too bad and not too expensive :-k

[RBP]

I was reminded of one of my all time fave jokes today.

My buddies pitching in and get me a sweater for my birthday. I would have preferred a moaner or a screaming, but hey, free whore!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Goofy]

So when you gonna tell us the joke RBP? :-k

































:dance: :mrgreen:

[Hugh_Janus]

I feel rough as fuck :puke:

[Muddy]

You should lay off the penis..

[Hugh_Janus]

but I don't wanna :sad2:

[DemonGeminiX]

We put a bar up in my sons door. :tup: Im thinking of getting this though because the one we have has no grip
http://www.amazon.com/Sunny-Health-Fitness-Door-Chin/dp/B0016BNDXI/ref=sr_1_2?s=exercise-and-fitness&ie=UTF8&qid=1414774825&sr=1-2&keywords=pull+up+bar

I have and use that. You have to screw it into the door frame for it to stay. You may get some hairline cracks in the frame/wall over time.

[DemonGeminiX]

We'll be singing
When we're winning
We'll be singing...

[DemonGeminiX]

Daylight savings last night. If you haven't already, turn your clocks back an hour.

[RBP]

Daylight savings last night. If you haven't already, turn your clocks back an hour.

I usually wake up at 6:00, but I woke up at 5:00 today. I wonder why? :-s

So I went out at 5:00 for a smoke. Three young people (teenagers?) were in the small parking area right next to my building having a loud discussion, possibly wasted? The one kid said, "there's a guy right there" and they giggled and started walking. He yelled "THERE'S A GUY RIGHT THERE" as they walked and again yelled "THERE'S A GUY RIGHT THERE". A few seconds later he yelled "AND HE'S A FUCKING FATASS" and they ran, giggling.

Why are roving hordes of autistic kids out at 5:00 am?

My fat ass went back to bed for 2 hours.

[Goofy]

I usually wake up at 6:00, but I woke up at 5:00 today. I wonder why? :-s

So I went out at 5:00 for a smoke. Three young people (teenagers?) were in the small parking area right next to my building having a loud discussion, possibly wasted? The one kid said, "there's a guy right there" and they giggled and started walking. He yelled "THERE'S A GUY RIGHT THERE" as they walked and again yelled "THERE'S A GUY RIGHT THERE". A few seconds later he yelled "AND HE'S A FUCKING FATASS" and they ran, giggling.

Why are roving hordes of autistic kids out at 5:00 am?

My fat ass went back to bed for 2 hours.

:rofl:

[deebakes]

I usually wake up at 6:00, but I woke up at 5:00 today. I wonder why? :-s

So I went out at 5:00 for a smoke. Three young people (teenagers?) were in the small parking area right next to my building having a loud discussion, possibly wasted? The one kid said, "there's a guy right there" and they giggled and started walking. He yelled "THERE'S A GUY RIGHT THERE" as they walked and again yelled "THERE'S A GUY RIGHT THERE". A few seconds later he yelled "AND HE'S A FUCKING FATASS" and they ran, giggling.

Why are roving hordes of autistic kids out at 5:00 am?

My fat ass went back to bed for 2 hours.

:empathy:

[Muddy]

Why are roving hordes of autistic kids out at 5:00 am?



You should have totally yelled that back at them... :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I have and use that. You have to screw it into the door frame for it to stay. You may get some hairline cracks in the frame/wall over time.

It's what we currently have, minus the grips

[DemonGeminiX]

It's what we currently have, minus the grips

Those gold's gym over the threshold jobbers are surprisingly stable, as long as you're not trying to use momentum to do your pull-ups. You have to use a deliberately controlled motion on them. They're not that expensive either. Wally world has them for around $25. You don't have to screw them into the door frame.

[Noilly Pratt]

Daylight savings last night. If you haven't already, turn your clocks back an hour.
http://i57.tinypic.com/t66phx.jpg

:)

[RBP]

Very nice, Noilly - love it. :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Pundits are saying Georgia's Senate race is neck and neck. I say they're deluded and Perdue wins decidedly. He's Sonny's cousin for chrissakes, and Sonny was well liked throughout his tenure as governor. David Perdue has got name recognition and smarts beyond Michelle Nunn's capacity. However, if that idiot Nunn wins, it's time to move.

[RBP]

Pundits are saying Georgia's Senate race is neck and neck. I say they're deluded and Perdue wins decidedly. He's Sonny's cousin for chrissakes, and Sonny was well liked throughout his tenure as governor. David Perdue has got name recognition and smarts beyond Michelle Nunn's capacity. However, if that idiot Nunn wins, it's time to move.
I am just excited for you to have a Carter back in charge. ;)

[DemonGeminiX]

I am just excited for you to have a Carter back in charge. ;)

:nono:

He hasn't won yet, and I'm willing to bet that my county elects Deal... at least I know I'm voting for Nathan. Jason will win the Atlanta metro area and quite possibly the Savannah metro area as well, but there's a whole lot more to Georgia than just Atlanta and Savannah, and all of those areas outside of the cities are heavily Republican.

[RBP]

:nono:

He hasn't won yet, and I'm willing to bet that my county elects Deal... at least I know I'm voting for Nathan. Jason will win the Atlanta metro area and quite possibly the Savannah metro area as well, but there's a whole lot more to Georgia than just Atlanta and Savannah, and all of those areas outside of the cities are heavily Republican.

http://i.imgur.com/OgK0goV.jpg

I have a general malaise cardigan in the shopping cart for you. :)

[DemonGeminiX]

:lol:

I guess you can take the piss here for now. I know you live in misery constantly up there in moron-land.










If Carter wins Tuesday, I'll be taking a month off to avoid your ribbing.

[RBP]

:lol:

I guess you can take the piss here for now. I know you live in misery constantly up there in moron-land.

If Carter wins Tuesday, I'll be taking a month off to avoid your ribbing.

Nah, you should stay to hear about what packages arrive at my ultra-conservative brother's house just outside ATL. :woot:

[DemonGeminiX]

That's right, you do have family here in GA. I forgot. Can't wait to hear about the arsenal he'll be building.

:lol:

[redred]

seems i now have to work 4 days this week :sad2:

[RBP]

seems i now have to work 4 days this week :sad2:

Hell is freezing over?!?! Pigs will be flying?!?! :hills:

[redred]

ha ha :lol: it's becoming regular now still the extra cash is good this time of year

[Teh One Who Knocks]

seems i now have to work 4 days this week :sad2:

Wow, 4 whole days, how will you ever manage? :confused:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Thank fuck tomorrow is election day, I am so fucking sick of all the political ads. I would have to say that 80% of all the ads on TV now are political ads. Not to mention that EVERY DAY I get at least 3 or 4 political ads in the mail.

[DemonGeminiX]

I have selective attention disorder, so whenever a political ad comes on, I just tune it out.

[Muddy]

Thank fuck tomorrow is election day, I am so fucking sick of all the political ads. I would have to say that 80% of all the ads on TV now are political ads. Not to mention that EVERY DAY I get at least 3 or 4 political ads in the mail.

It's moments like this where I'm glad I dumped cable.

[Pony]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBorRZnqtMo

[DemonGeminiX]

GRANDMA!!!!!!!
WELCOME HOME!!!!
You have been gone for far too long!
Oh is it a dream?
Are you really back?

Let me help you... out of the chair, G-G-Grandma!!!