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[Sadaka]

why Amex...are his posts bandwidth unfriendly?? :lol:
His Avatar and his signature are gif's

[Hal-9000]

yeah 384 kb for 70 bucks per month is some medieval pricing and service :(

my avs and signature are always static pictures :thumbsup:

[DemonGeminiX]

His Avatar and his signature are gif's

At the top of the page, click 'Settings' -> On the left hand side under 'My Account', click 'General Settings' ->Scroll down to 'Thread Display Options' -> uncheck 'Show Signatures' and 'Show Avatars' -> Scroll down and click 'Save changes'.

[Goofy]

Settings -> On the left hand side under 'My Account', click 'General Settings' ->Scroll down to 'Thread Display Options' -> uncheck 'Show Signatures' and 'Show Avatars' -> Scroll down and Save changes.

Or install adblock and just block annoying gifs like i do :thumbsup:

[DemonGeminiX]

It'd probably use less bandwidth to uncheck a few boxes in your account settings.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Or install adblock and just block annoying gifs like i do :thumbsup:
Is that a setting? Pretty high tech to determine what is annoying and what isn't :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

I don't know what the hell this crap is on TV, but I predict it's not going to last very long.

[Hal-9000]

:lol:

My Dad and I are about to do the dishes....he ran the water using hot only (because he's trying to watch the hockey game)

I dip my hands in the water to start washing and let out a few little yelps because of the heat...

Dad - Son I think your dress is showing, are you ok?

me - :shock:


my pops is the least malicious, judgmental person I know....wtf??? :lol:

[RBP]

:lol:

My Dad and I are about to do the dishes....he ran the water using hot only (because he's trying to watch the hockey game)

I dip my hands in the water to start washing and let out a few little yelps because of the heat...

Dad - Son I think your dress is showing, are you ok?

me - :shock:


my pops is the least malicious, judgmental person I know....wtf??? :lol:


He is also apparently an EXCELLENT judge of character. :tup:

[Goofy]

So good to be back at work! :cheers:

[Hal-9000]

So I order a book through Amazon from a place called Wobcanada (world of books). They sell new and used hardcover and softcover books. The book price is one dollar, with about 7 dollars shipping. It's one of Alan Carr's stop smoking books, he's written a handful of them with various titles.

I click on 'Alan Carr's Easy Way to Stop Smoking', complete the online transaction and then get an order verification email saying 'Alan Carr's Stop Smoking Now' is being shipped. I suppose that both books cover the same subject, but I know what my original selection was and I want to read the first book the author wrote on the subject.


I use the order cancellation feature on the confirmation email, write a kind little blurb about how I chose a certain book title and if they can't ship it, don't bother. I sent teh cancellation notice about 2.5 hours after the original order...at night...on New Years weekend.


I get a response from Wobcanada saying the book is already shipped! and that I have two choices - I can camp out on my doorstep and when the postman shows up, I can refuse it in person....or...I can ship it back to their address, saying I don't want it...but I will likely pay for the shipping charges.

:-k

Book is a buck, shipping is seven times that amount. And I recall selecting my original title because I remember the cover of the book. They did a substitution, no question about it. So then I write a well crafted response to the 'suggestions' they sent, because of THEIR order mistake.

Then I get a rather terse response back from them this morning, basically 'take it up with Amazon, bye'


fckers :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:villagers:

[Hal-9000]

I'm reading the reviews for Wob....and for the most part everyone is happy. Cheap prices, books are in good condition and arrive quickly. Then one review features the same complaint as mine, down to the letter :lol: Guy ordered one book, they sent the wrong one and now he's stuck with the problem and extra expense.

Mine is only 7 or 8 bucks and the novelty of getting an actual book again (I use an ereader) will make it worthwhile.

But ffs, I'm a first time customer and busted them on a lie. There's no way that they can't stop an order, placed on a Saturday night during the holidays.

You can't tell me that the little Wob-gnomes already had that thing picked and packed at 2am Saturday night :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So I order a book through Amazon from a place called Wobcanada (world of books). They sell new and used hardcover and softcover books. The book price is one dollar, with about 7 dollars shipping. It's one of Alan Carr's stop smoking books, he's written a handful of them with various titles.

I click on 'Alan Carr's Easy Way to Stop Smoking', complete the online transaction and then get an order verification email saying 'Alan Carr's Stop Smoking Now' is being shipped. I suppose that both books cover the same subject, but I know what my original selection was and I want to read the first book the author wrote on the subject.


I use the order cancellation feature on the confirmation email, write a kind little blurb about how I chose a certain book title and if they can't ship it, don't bother. I sent teh cancellation notice about 2.5 hours after the original order...at night...on New Years weekend.


I get a response from Wobcanada saying the book is already shipped! and that I have two choices - I can camp out on my doorstep and when the postman shows up, I can refuse it in person....or...I can ship it back to their address, saying I don't want it...but I will likely pay for the shipping charges.

:-k

Book is a buck, shipping is seven times that amount. And I recall selecting my original title because I remember the cover of the book. They did a substitution, no question about it. So then I write a well crafted response to the 'suggestions' they sent, because of THEIR order mistake.

Then I get a rather terse response back from them this morning, basically 'take it up with Amazon, bye'


fckers :lol:

If your postal regulations are anything like ours here, you don't have to catch the mailman when he delivers the package, if it shows up, write "REFUSED" on the package and bring it back to the post office and drop it in the outgoing mail.

[DemonGeminiX]

What's a decent caliber for a personal handgun?

:-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What's a decent caliber for a personal handgun?

:-k

9mm

[DemonGeminiX]

:-k

My neighbor bought his teenage daughter a compact S&W in .38 for Christmas.

[DemonGeminiX]

:-k

Or was it a .357?

There was a 3 in there somewhere. I can't quite remember.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Teenage girl it was probably a .38

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Get one of these: http://www.smith-wesson.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/Product4_750001_750051_765389_-1_757955_757781_757781_ProductDisplayErrorView_Y

Or these: http://www.beretta.com/en-us/92-fs/

[DemonGeminiX]

I think my Mom's Uncle carries that M&P.

What do you like about that Beretta over others in 9mm?

:-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Or a Sig: http://www.sigsauer.com/CatalogProductDetails/p229.aspx


I think my Mom's Uncle carries that M&P.

What do you like about that Beretta over others in 9mm?

:-k

I have that particular model of Beretta, I love it. Feels good in your hand, nice and smooth, it's just a first class weapon IMHO.

[DemonGeminiX]

You're giving me a lot to think about.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

For a full-sized handgun, it really is hard to beat that Beretta IMO, I really like it and when it comes to handgun ammo, 9mm is still fairly reasonably priced and easy to get compared to some calibers.

[Hal-9000]

If your postal regulations are anything like ours here, you don't have to catch the mailman when he delivers the package, if it shows up, write "REFUSED" on the package and bring it back to the post office and drop it in the outgoing mail.

Yeah I'm up on the process, thanks :thumbsup:

Still...writing refused and then making the trip to the postal outlet is one step too far....and I still get charged for the product, then have to initiate a dispute claim with the seller...

Because I clicked on one item and they decided to send a different one :x If they just would have said something simple like - We made a mistake and you won't be charged, apologies....I would have accepted the book without issue :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I was just out shoveling the walks for about the 9000th time in the past couple of days...

I get out to the front street and BOING.....the shovel part flies into the street :lol:


I've used this shovel for about 10 years and never noticed the shovel is attached to the shaft with that dodgy little triangle screw thingy in the picture.....KWALITY :thumbsup:




http://i.imgur.com/z1sMvZq.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

This TV show blows.

[KevinD]

Back a bit, Lance, the link for the Beretta doesn't work for me. I carried a Beretta 9mm as a side arm when I was active duty (briefly,as there were problems with the ejection port in the service model) the I carried a Colt delta elite 10mm (wish I still had it)
I know Beretta long ago fixed the ejection port problem, so, that'd be a good one to have.
Seriously thinking of getting a .357 heavy frame for my next hand gun. Recently shot my Uncle's and had forgotten how much I like that gun

[DemonGeminiX]

It's fixed.

[redred]

You sound like a hit man now :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

I fixed your link problem, Kev.

:spy:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Back a bit, Lance, the link for the Beretta doesn't work for me. I carried a Beretta 9mm as a side arm when I was active duty (briefly,as there were problems with the ejection port in the service model) the I carried a Colt delta elite 10mm (wish I still had it)
I know Beretta long ago fixed the ejection port problem, so, that'd be a good one to have.
Seriously thinking of getting a .357 heavy frame for my next hand gun. Recently shot my Uncle's and had forgotten how much I like that gun

I've had that Beretta for going on 20 years now, never had any problem or failure with it whatsoever.

[Goofy]

I have that particular model of Beretta, I love it. Feels good in your hand, nice and smooth, it's just a first class weapon IMHO.

I have a cricket bat in the cupboard :ok:

[DemonGeminiX]

I've got a katana, an aluminum baseball bat, and multiple knives at my disposal. I still want a gun or two.

[KevinD]

I've had that Beretta for going on 20 years now, never had any problem or failure with it whatsoever.

The 92 is the same I carried in the AF iirc. The problem it had when first issued was jamming due to small ejection port. Baretta fixed them and as far as I know, the 92 is still a militar issue weapon. Good gun

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yup, it's gonna be one of those days where people piss me right the fuck off today :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Just had a customer call with a stupid question - 'hey, I just sent you an e-mail 6 milliseconds ago, have you had a chance to go over it yet?'

:|

[Hal-9000]

Just had a customer call with a stupid question - 'hey, I just sent you an e-mail 6 milliseconds ago, have you had a chance to go over it yet?'

:|

I used to get that from offsite co workers that were chair-riders. They work at a desk all day and rarely respond the same day on certain emails...yet when they emailed us at the warehouse it would be the original note, then a series of notes asking why haven't we responded????? Then, an escalation with more names on the note asking why we haven't responded and then a phone call from our manager...BECAUSE HE KNOWS WE WORKED IN A WAREHOUSE :lol::lol:

*reason #14 why I quit my job

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Just had a customer call with a stupid question - 'hey, I just sent you an e-mail 6 milliseconds ago, have you had a chance to go over it yet?'

:|

We have a sales guy like that, he will email half the company on something, then start calling everyone he just emailed to see if they have figured out the issue. He will then start calling CS reps that he didn't email and have them start working on the issue. So then we find out 4 people are working on the same problem, suffice to say I do not respond to or work on anything he sends me, nor will I take or return his calls

[Hal-9000]

We have a sales guy like that, he will email half the company on something, then start calling everyone he just emailed to see if they have figured out the issue. He will then start calling CS reps that he didn't email and have them start working on the issue. So then we find out 4 people are working on the same problem, suffice to say I do not respond to or work on anything he sends me, nor will I take or return his calls


:lol:

We had a sales rep like that who almost drove our department into the ground with his accounts....one of the last emails I sent to him was (and this is no exaggeration) -
Robert, I'm about one email away from walking out of this building, do you want to be that email? Please give us time to react and respond to your notes. You have sent 4 already today regarding the same issue and it's 9:05 am our time.

and he sends another note, same issue :facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I used to get that from offsite co workers that were chair-riders. They work at a desk all day and rarely respond the same day on certain emails...yet when they emailed us at the warehouse it would be the original note, then a series of notes asking why haven't we responded????? Then, an escalation with more names on the note asking why we haven't responded and then a phone call from our manager...BECAUSE HE KNOWS WE WORKED IN A WAREHOUSE :lol::lol:

*reason #14 why I quit my job

Yeah, it happens here way too often...I swear that half these morons think all I do is sit here and wait for their freaking e-mails and jump right on them as soon as it shows up in my inbox


We have a sales guy like that, he will email half the company on something, then start calling everyone he just emailed to see if they have figured out the issue. He will then start calling CS reps that he didn't email and have them start working on the issue. So then we find out 4 people are working on the same problem, suffice to say I do not respond to or work on anything he sends me, nor will I take or return his calls

I wish I had that option :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Doesn't he know there are important celeb galleries to be posted???

Effing entitled morons :x


[-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

A million fucking things today and they're all rushes :|

[Hal-9000]

Tell them we need you more

[-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm tired :|

[Hugh_Janus]

fix up look sharp

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:|

Just had a customer call and ask if I got her e-mail yesterday and I say yes and start to apologize for not responding to it yet and she says, "oh no, I wasn't expecting you to respond, just wanted to make sure you got it"

:huh:

:confused:

:suicide:

I hate people

[DemonGeminiX]

:lol:

I'm gonna have to run to Lowes. I need a new shower head. Mine's sprung a leak in the hose. Don't ask me how, I don't know. I'll be passing one of the many gun stores we have here in the county. I'm considering stopping in at one.

[Goofy]

:lol:

I'm gonna have to run to Lowes. I need a new shower head. Mine's sprung a leak in the hose. Don't ask me how, I don't know. I'll be passing one of the many gun stores we have here in the county. I'm considering stopping in at one.

Pew pew!

[DemonGeminiX]

Crying, crying...
She couldn't afford the view...
Crying, crying...
These automatic flowers won't do...

[deebakes]

:pew:

[DemonGeminiX]

Not yet.

[DemonGeminiX]

I'll be waving my hand
Watching you drown
Watching you scream
Quiet or loud

[deebakes]

bang bang into the room :shrug:

[DemonGeminiX]

:hand:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-96Il7d-ig

[deebakes]

:nono:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HDdjwpPM3Y

[DemonGeminiX]

:puke:

[deebakes]

this one has taylor swift in it :lol:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyqKr9syqSo

[DemonGeminiX]

I'll watch it later.... on mute.

[deebakes]

:rofl:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'll watch it later.... on mute.

No you won't

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It don't matter what your friends say
They never liked me anyway
So if they see me drunk in this bar
It ain't over a broken heart

'Cause I'm drinking to a country song.
To another long work week gone
And I'm raising my glass to a long lost buddy I ain't seen.
I might stay for one more round
Or I might close this place down
But don't think for a second I'm out to drown your memory
Baby, you ain't worth the whiskey.

[DemonGeminiX]

No you won't

You're right, I won't. :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Why does everything have to be a fucking rush? Do these morons think that they are my only customer and I just sit around here waiting for them to send me something that they need 2 days ago? :x



:suicide:

[KevinD]

Yes

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yes

:slap:

[DemonGeminiX]

Those nutsacks are making me wait an extra day for my package on purpose.

:meh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Those nutsacks are making me wait an extra day for my package on purpose.

:meh:

:point:

[DemonGeminiX]

:x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

:empathy:

[Hal-9000]

Those nutsacks are making me wait an extra day for my package on purpose.

:meh:

Not happy with Canada Post on my last two deliveries. I've been home both times, one time standing right in the kitchen...and I find a door knocker notice in the mailbox. 'Please come to this postal outlet and pick up your package the next day after 1 PM'. No doorbell, no knock on the door...just the notice :x

Posties - you wonder why your industry is failing? This could be part of it....

[Teh One Who Knocks]

UPS isn't much better...we find out that next year the kid is going to need a laptop for school and since the one she has right now is uber crappy, we ordered her a new one. It was supposed to be delivered on Wednesday this week, and of course my dad is home all day and I have two dogs that will let you know if someone knocks or rings the doorbell. My dad said he saw the UPS truck pull away (which usually means they left something on the front porch, he goes and looks and one of those stupid 'nobody home' stickers was on the door. And since it was a laptop, it required an adult signature for delivery. No knock, no nothing, and instead of taking the time to knock and actually deliver the package, he had the time to fill out that stupid sticker form and leave it on the door. :|

[Hal-9000]

UPS isn't much better...we find out that next year the kid is going to need a laptop for school and since the one she has right now is uber crappy, we ordered her a new one. It was supposed to be delivered on Wednesday this week, and of course my dad is home all day and I have two dogs that will let you know if someone knocks or rings the doorbell. My dad said he saw the UPS truck pull away (which usually means they left something on the front porch, he goes and looks and one of those stupid 'nobody home' stickers was on the door. And since it was a laptop, it required an adult signature for delivery. No knock, no nothing, and instead of taking the time to knock and actually deliver the package, he had the time to fill out that stupid sticker form and leave it on the door. :|

I see one of two things....either the notice as you mention above or they (UPS) leaves the product on the doorstep. It's -20 with windchill most days through the winter. They left an internal hard drive, a docking station and some software on the step or in the box...my last delivery was a monitor so I kept calling my Dad from work asking him to peek out he window. Sure enough, guy comes marching up with his pre-written notice, Dad opens the door and asks - Don't you have a delivery??? Said that guy looked visibly pissed and went back to the truck and got my monitor :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The thing that really baffles me is, they have to take the time and fill out the notice AND walk up to your door anyway to stick the notice there. Why not just try and actually do your job and deliver the package that we already paid for and are expecting? :|

[Hal-9000]

This is a long story...we had a daily Loomis drive at work. He would come every day in between 12 and 1, we asked him not to. We had a sign that asks drivers to honk their horn, then we open one of our big bay doors and let them in, take their crap.

So everyday this clown would arrive after 12, his horn was weaker than a bicycle horn...and he would actually write out a non-delivery notice and put it in our mailbox. Our maibox was RIGHT BESIDE a large doorbell that sounds like a loud boat whistle in our building. The guy would have to walk up some stairs to our entry door, to put the notice in the mailbox....which is RIGHT BESIDE the doorbell.

We had to call his supervisor and make complaints and one day he asks us - why we did that? and kept making sarcastic comments about not handling problems, just complaining.

I let him know in no uncertain terms how absolutely lazy and idiotic 'his side' of the dispute was. He was about 5'3'' and easily 350 lbs....we called him Slim Goodbody behind his back. To this day he still thinks it's our problem because we asked him not come at lunchtime so we ' take our chances' .

Ffs we had seen him at a nearby mall parked in front of the Subway or 7-11 (he has a preset route with same stops daily) so the lying ass obviously had the time :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Well you've got to think with a girl like that any love at all is better than nothing... yeah, it's better than nothing...

[DemonGeminiX]

Perpetual demise
On a fast decline
Killing tendency
Epidemic, permanent disease

[DemonGeminiX]

The end of an era... I'm finally getting rid of my old cd-eating stereo. Damn, that thing had awesome sound.

:sad:

[KevinD]

First trip to chiropractor today. That was weird. I feel better, but still not 100%. Have next visit wed.

[DemonGeminiX]

You got me runnin' goin' out of my mind,
You got me thinkin' that I'm wastin' my time.
Don't bring me down, no no no no no,
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor
Don't bring me down.

[RBP]

My sister and her husband were driving home from Michigan today. They decided to stop for a bathroom break. When they got back on the highway, all the traffic was being diverted. It took them 4 hours longer to get home than usual.

Come to find out they had taken their bathroom break just before what ended up being a 150-car pileup. :shock:

http://i.imgur.com/6JWXZm9.jpg
1 dead, 16 hurt in fiery 150-vehicle pileup in Michigan

[Hal-9000]

fookin hell, I hate winter. That looks rough

[DemonGeminiX]

Got the wireless charging cover for my s5 and now I get a warning that the back battery cover isn't attached correctly every time I turn the phone on. Didn't happen with the original cover.

:-k

[DemonGeminiX]

TDS tv and the CW are in a contract dispute, so now I can't watch the CW. I guess I'm gonna miss Supernatural.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:aww:

[DemonGeminiX]

It's much easier to just watch the shit on TV then having to 'downrent'.

[Noilly Pratt]

My sister and her husband were driving home from Michigan today. They decided to stop for a bathroom break. When they got back on the highway, all the traffic was being diverted. It took them 4 hours longer to get home than usual.

Come to find out they had taken their bathroom break just before what ended up being a 150-car pileup. :shock:
1 dead, 16 hurt in fiery 150-vehicle pileup in Michigan

Thank goodness for miracles!

Normally my daughter and wife aren't like your stereotypical female, taking a long time to get ready, but this one afternoon, they did. I was fuming - I like to be on time or perhaps even early.

On Marine Way, around a curve just after Boundary (GF might know if he reads this) we saw the brake lights go on, and drove around the curve to see a car ripped in half and another car made unrecognizable, as well as 4 other cars not so damaged.

I pulled over but for those 2 cars there was nothing you could do...and the authorities had just arrived and told us if we didn't see the incident to move on - there were enough people there to help. I'm not going to describe the scene I saw but it will haunt me, that's for sure. Had we been a few minutes earlier, we might've been in the middle of all that.

[DemonGeminiX]

I'll try this again.

[Pony]

http://i.imgur.com/NZz6Xp6.jpg


Fuck you Porky. [-(







:nana:

[DemonGeminiX]

Looks like Mitt's testing the waters.

[Goofy]

This is a long story...we had a daily Loomis drive at work. He would come every day in between 12 and 1, we asked him not to. We had a sign that asks drivers to honk their horn, then we open one of our big bay doors and let them in, take their crap.

So everyday this clown would arrive after 12, his horn was weaker than a bicycle horn...and he would actually write out a non-delivery notice and put it in our mailbox. Our maibox was RIGHT BESIDE a large doorbell that sounds like a loud boat whistle in our building. The guy would have to walk up some stairs to our entry door, to put the notice in the mailbox....which is RIGHT BESIDE the doorbell.

We had to call his supervisor and make complaints and one day he asks us - why we did that? and kept making sarcastic comments about not handling problems, just complaining.

I let him know in no uncertain terms how absolutely lazy and idiotic 'his side' of the dispute was. He was about 5'3'' and easily 350 lbs....we called him Slim Goodbody behind his back. To this day he still thinks it's our problem because we asked him not come at lunchtime so we ' take our chances' .

Ffs we had seen him at a nearby mall parked in front of the Subway or 7-11 (he has a preset route with same stops daily) so the lying ass obviously had the time :lol:

Wasn't that the guy you opened up a can of whoop-ass on? :lol: The story rings a bell even if he didn't :mrgreen:

[Hal-9000]

Wasn't that the guy you opened up a can of whoop-ass on? :lol: The story rings a bell even if he didn't :mrgreen:


:sad2: .....no that guy was from an independent long haul trucking company who I had the tiff with (and schooled his work rage in .3 of second I might add :lol:)

this guy above was our daily drop off driver...you know how big a 5 ton truck is? Box on the back is about 12 feet deep, 8 feet wide. If the guy above had 4 boxes, he would get a wheeler, stack the 4 boxes and slowly wheel them to the back of the truck, huffing and puffing the whole way. It was a painful process to watch as other guys would just throw the cartons in about 2 seconds :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

http://i.imgur.com/NZz6Xp6.jpg


Fuck you Porky. [-(







:nana:

:dance:

[Hal-9000]

I just got back in from doing the walks...again :x


oh and yeah, fuck you Porky :x

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:dance:

To make you feel better , it has been raining all morning

[redred]

bet it was a poor show to what we have over here :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Its minor, but been going since last night. So for So Cal that a lot :)

[redred]

:lol: come back when it's not stopped for a few days

[Goofy]

:lol: come back when it's not stopped for a few days

He wouldn't be able to, not like they have the drainage to cope with a few days worth of rain......... maybe he could still post from a boat/ark though :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

Porky can swim, he'll post as soon as he gets to Arizona Bay.

[Badgers]

It is cold, but not cold enough for me to get up and do anything about it

[DemonGeminiX]

I have a sad story to tell you
It may hurt your feelings a bit
Last night as I walked into my bathroom
I stepped in a big pile of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

I think I'll break up with my girlfriend
Her antics are queer, I'll admit
Each time I say, "Darling, I love you"
She tells me that I'm full of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

Our baby fell out of the window
You'd think that her head would be split
But good luck was with her that morning
She fell in a barrel of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

An old lady died in a bathtub
She died from a terrible fit
In order to fulfill her wishes
She was buried in six feet of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

When I was in France with the Army
One day I looked inside my kit
I thought I would find me a sandwich
But the darn thing was loaded with ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

And now folks my story is ended
I think it is time I should quit
If anyone of you feel offended
Stick your head in a barrel of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sure would be nice to be able to sleep :|

[Hal-9000]

my sister is here visiting....Mom's b-day tomorrow so we're all going to try to visit her.

Since Jan 1, my Mom's ward has been on 'outbreak', meaning the flu is going through the building and they don't let anyone in or out unless you have had a flu shot and are a certain age...and since my Dad is 82, they wouldn't let him in at all to visit :| He's pretty bummed out..


hopefully we can all go there tomorrow, bring Moms a cake and try to make a day of it

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hopefully it will work out so everyone can attend

[Hal-9000]

saw a TV graphic a couple of weeks ago...red zone from here north to Edmonton...thousands of flu cases...and everyone I know in BC has got the crud too....sister's hubby has viral pneumonia right now and my part time g/f and her roommate are sick too..

I had a shitty head cold for a couple of days and felt fortunate :lol:

we have medical masks and gloves if that's what it takes tomorrow, I'll draw little lips on everyone's mask

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah, the flu is bad here in Colorado too

[Hal-9000]

the world won't go out with a bang...it will be a whimper from something like incurable flu or ebola or some new thing

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yup, my thoughts exactly

Someone was admitted to a hospital here in Denver today being tested for Ebola :|

[Hal-9000]

we had the same back in November....supervisor's wife works at a hospital close to my old workplace and she was there 15 hours during an Ebola lockdown procedure...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/front-range/denver/patient-at-denver-health-medical-center-being-tested-for-ebola

[RBP]

ISIS apparently hacked CENTCOM's twitter account and posted claims they have personal details on American soldiers?

[Hal-9000]

ISIS apparently hacked CENTCOM's twitter account and posted claims they have personal details on American soldiers?

What kind of personal info can they get from Twitter accounts? I'm not on it so I don't know how it works

[redred]

i shouldn't have rubbed my eye after chopping a chilli

[PorkChopSandwiches]

What kind of personal info can they get from Twitter accounts? I'm not on it so I don't know how it works

They just posted on his twitter they have personal details, not that that they got them from twitter

[Hal-9000]

YES!!!....sorry about the personal posts...

My Mom was put into a very small semi private room at her full care facility, sharing it with a woman who had cancer. I almost cried when I saw the accommodation.

Bro just phoned, Mom will be moving to a nicer, larger, semi private room today or tomorrow :dance: At least she'll have more than a 12 inch nightstand and a bed


this is great

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nice :thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

They said I may be able to give her my fckn 32 inch TV :cheers:

[RBP]

Goldman Ball-Saks slashed the oil outlook. Under $47 right now. US oil investment is cutting sharply. The junk bond market is scared shitless. I told you guys this a couple months back... this is dangerous and could easily lead to an even more severe banking collapse. No, they didn't fix it.

That, my friends, is exactly why OPEC has not cut production. The collapse of the banking markets and the dollar means they win... and win BIG.

[Loser]

The other theory is Saudi arabia, colluding with the US, is doing it to fuck with russia and iran, mainly iran.

Between sanctions and low oil prices, iran is pretty much fucking broke. Putting them in a shit position with the US on nuclear talks.

Saudi arabia has once before bankrupted russia because of oil prices, and it's doing it again.

People are pointing to a meeting back on sep 11th between Kerry and the king of saudi arabia, and noticing shortly after, price of oil started dropping significantly.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Lt. Col. Ralph Peters tonight gave a detailed plan to Bill O’Reilly on how he would fight terror.

“One: You accept that you are in a war. Two: You name the enemy, Islamist terrorists. Three: You get the lawyers off the battlefield […] you accept there will be collateral damage and you do not apologize for it. You do not nation build, you don’t try to hold ground. You go wherever in the world the terrorists are and you kill them, you do your best to exterminate them, and then you leave, and you leave behind smoking ruins and crying widows. If in five or 10 years, they reconstitute and you gotta go back, you go back and do the same thing, and you never, never, never send American troops into a war you don’t mean to win,” Peters said.

Col. David Hunt said that there must be economic pressure in addition to the military campaign that Peters detailed. Hunt said that just killing terrorists has not worked.

“Killing them is the only thing that works,” Peters fired back.

Why isn't this guy in charge of our military? :-k

[Hal-9000]

"...and you leave behind smoking ruins and crying widows."

L.C. Peters makes an honest and brave statement

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Why isn't this guy in charge of our military? :-k

Because we have no intention of winning, we need to have a war that goes on forever

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Because we have no intention of winning, we need to have a war that goes on forever

It's not just recent history though unfortunately, it all can go back to Vietnam....that was the first PC type war we fought, and look what it got us. It's pretty much been the same way ever since.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Us being at war makes a certain few very rich, so they have no desire to end it

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Us being at war makes a certain few very rich, so they have no desire to end it

I don't buy that...sure, there are people/companies that profit on war, but I find it extremely cynical to think that the United States is sending men and women to die so only a select few make money off the whole deal. To me the problem is 'image' and being bound by political correctness. We worry too much about what the rest of the world thinks and we worry too much about 'angering' moderate Muslims (for example). If you get right down to it, if the military is completely allowed to go in and fight the war militarily, removing PC and image out of the equation, you can count on one hand the number of countries that would be able to go toe-to-toe with us militarily. We could lay waste to the entire Middle East if we wanted to, and that's without using nuclear weapons. Like Col. Peters said, we're too worried about collateral damage to do that though and as long as the US military is fighting with one hand behind their back, everything will keep going like it is until something REALLY bad happens.

[Hal-9000]

I don't buy that...sure, there are people/companies that profit on war, but I find it extremely cynical to think that the United States is sending men and women to die so only a select few make money off the whole deal. To me the problem is 'image' and being bound by political correctness. We worry too much about what the rest of the world thinks and we worry too much about 'angering' moderate Muslims (for example). If you get right down to it, if the military is completely allowed to go in and fight the war militarily, removing PC and image out of the equation, you can count on one hand the number of countries that would be able to go toe-to-toe with us militarily. We could lay waste to the entire Middle East if we wanted to, and that's without using nuclear weapons. Like Col. Peters said, we're too worried about collateral damage to do that though and as long as the US military is fighting with one hand behind their back, everything will keep going like it is until something REALLY bad happens.


Yes but what about events like after 9/11 and the decision to go into Iraq? They claimed Saddam this and WMD that, but I believe it's been proven that oil and resource rights were at the forefront and that companies like Haliburton had ties/were affiliated with the US government and stood to make billions from the 'war'?

When those sort of dollars are at stake I don't think it's cynical to think that high level government worry about public perception when our military folk die. Going back to the late 70's, the gov has been involved in conflicts that serve their bottom line, moreso than the 'threat' against democracy.

Don't get me wrong...this pacifist supports the military, just not the government decisions behind the actions. You don't have to be a conspiracy nut to understand the war machine is not always what it appears to be on the surface. Soldiers from various conflicts have stated that the reasons behind their presence in far off lands, were quite different from what they were initially told. And to me, if the guys on the ground who lived and fought there are disenchanted with their own government, that makes a compelling argument.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yes but what about events like after 9/11 and the decision to go into Iraq? They claimed Saddam this and WMD that, but I believe it's been proven that oil and resource rights were at the forefront and that companies like Haliburton had ties/were affiliated with the US government and stood to make billions from the 'war'?

When those sort of dollars are at stake I don't think it's cynical to think that high level government worry about public perception when our military folk die. Going back to the late 70's, the gov has been involved in conflicts that serve their bottom line, moreso than the 'threat' against democracy.

Don't get me wrong...this pacifist supports the military, just not the government decisions behind the actions. You don't have to be a conspiracy nut to understand the war machine is not always what it appears to be on the surface. Soldiers from various conflicts have stated that the reasons behind their presence in far off lands, were quite different from what they were initially told. And to me, if the guys on the ground who lived and fought there are disenchanted with their own government, that makes a compelling argument.

Because we weren't in Iraq to fight a war, we were also nation building. Again, we were all worried about collateral damage and our image. If we were there simply to fight a war to take out Saddam, it would have been over in a couple of weeks.

[Goofy]

you can count on one hand the number of countries that would be able to go toe-to-toe with us militarily.

:scotland:

[Hal-9000]

:canada:

[Goofy]

:canada:

Throw snowballs at them? :-k

[PorkChopSandwiches]

http://i.imgur.com/852QeX4.gif

[Hal-9000]

Throw snowballs at them? :-k

No we take UK immigrants and launch them from catapults...the inflight screaming really unnerves the enemy :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No we take UK immigrants and launch them from catapults...the inflight screaming really unnerves the enemy :tup:

:catapult:

[Goofy]

No we take UK immigrants and launch them from catapults...the inflight screaming really unnerves the enemy :tup:

Must be English, Scots don't scream :thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

Must be English, Scots don't scream :thumbsup:

I know how to make a Scot scream :shifty:

http://i.imgur.com/a3VBIH1.jpg



:dance:

[Goofy]

:hills:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

We get an e-mail from my soon to be step-kid's teacher looking for candid photos taken at school events for the yearbook (and don't even get me started on an ELEMENTARY SCHOOL having a yearbook, but I digress). He describes what he needs and then at the bottom he says "we need photos taken with digital cameras, the yearbook software won't work with photos taken with phones and iPads"

:confused:

This guy is a teacher? :-k

Yet he seems to think for some reason that photos taken on mobile devices are in some strange file format that can't be converted to something that the software can use. Even worse, he thinks that a photo taken on an Android phone isn't the same as one taken with a digital camera? :-s


:facepalm:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

#CommonCore

[Hal-9000]

Maybe he was thinking of Iphones and Pads and thinks it's all on a Mac interface? :lol:

and

We had a progressive elementary school...new principal was a gymnastic coach and brought in all sorts of equipment...parallel bars...

He also had a yearbook and yours truly did all of the art for the various sections and headings :mrgreen:

It taught us a lot as we got to take pictures, select and edit pages...along with strong teacher intervention :thumbsup:

[DemonGeminiX]

Oh, I already have it. Imagine that. If Amazon didn't remind me at the top of the product page that I already bought that product in question, I'd probably have 4 or 5 of everything I've ever purchased from them.

[DemonGeminiX]

... and it's sitting there on my book shelf, right there in front of my face, larger than life and clear as day. All I had to do was turn my head slightly and I would've known I had it already.

:lol:

[RBP]

:dunce:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Come on baby... don't fear the reaper
Baby take my hand... don't fear the reaper
We'll be able to fly... don't fear the reaper
Baby I'm your man...

[Hal-9000]

Oh, I already have it. Imagine that. If Amazon didn't remind me at the top of the product page that I already bought that product in question, I'd probably have 4 or 5 of everything I've ever purchased from them.


http://i.imgur.com/LNyXktb.jpg

[Hal-9000]

I just got my Alan Carr Stop Smoking Now! book in the mail :dance:


It has a hypnotherapy CD in the back of the book :-s


wonder if my PC can play it?

[Hal-9000]

it does! :cheerlead:


oh...I can't play the hypno CD until I've read the book and smoked my final cigarette :oops:


5:46 long.....hmmmm

[Hal-9000]

ok, playing the CD without reading the book. Seems relaxing....there's music...some Brit guy talking in a calm voice...don't think it's worki....

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

*flaps wings*

I am a chicken :shock:

[Hal-9000]

I am a fucking chicken that smokes :x


*throws book away and looks for yummy seed on the floor*

[Pony]

Why do you cross the road?

[Hal-9000]

to get a light? :-s

[DemonGeminiX]

WOOOO!!!! GIMME SOME! 44, LADIES, THAT'S ME!!! WOOO WOOO!!!! GONNA GET SOME COLDCUTS TODAY!!!

[RBP]

WOOOO!!!! GIMME SOME! 44, LADIES, THAT'S ME!!! WOOO WOOO!!!! GONNA GET SOME COLDCUTS TODAY!!!

One of the best Geico ads! Ickey!

[DemonGeminiX]

That commercial makes me so happy. And that's very strange, because as a rule, I hate commercials.

[deebakes]

i loved ickey woods, so sad he has ballooned now :(

[amex]

it does! :cheerlead:


oh...I can't play the hypno CD until I've read the book and smoked my final cigarette :oops:


5:46 long.....hmmmm

[-(...why buy stuff when it is avaiable for free ??? :shrug:

here ye go --->


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCnCMHNyny8:D

[Teh One Who Knocks]

One of the best Geico ads! Ickey!


That commercial makes me so happy. And that's very strange, because as a rule, I hate commercials.

It was comical the first 98457392084579213847 times I saw it, now, not so much

[Hal-9000]

[-(...why buy stuff when it is avaiable for free ??? :shrug:

here ye go --->


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCnCMHNyny8:D


:racist:

[Hal-9000]

I found my old elementary school yearbook :lol:

I was in grade 5 when I did the art/layout for random pictures....boy what a trip down memory lane

[Teh One Who Knocks]

They had paper back then? :-s

[Hal-9000]

They had paper back then? :-s

:slap:



The photo pages are cut and pasted so horribly it looked like Helen Keller did the layout :oops:

[Hal-9000]

Ok keep in mind that this is from 1975, I was 10 years old at the time :oops:


some nice hack n slashin for the candid shots...


http://i.imgur.com/NHc1jL3.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/AwWqv9g.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/JOUg8fo.jpg

[Hal-9000]

some of my ...umm...artwork :oops:



http://i.imgur.com/uqOc2vb.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/GHRXrxH.jpg

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I take it you're the one with his ass pressed into the fence
Claiming tough competition

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Hal-9000]

:rofl:

this is my Dad's copy (thus the lack of signatures in the back of the book)

I somehow managed to decorate some faces of girls that I liked :lol:


Kelly was an absolute hottie...Elizabeth was my badminton partner (we won a trophy at the cities)...Kim was my g/f in grades 5,6 and very attractive...and the others were just notches on the belt





http://i.imgur.com/3g3cono.jpg

[Hal-9000]

I take it you're the one with his ass pressed into the fence
Claiming tough competition


from the same page....teacher in the upper right corner, pic second down on the left (doing the Heil Hitler recess lineup thing) ...was a total dick. Vice Principal Mr. Alexeswich. He had a brush cut, yelled constantly, hit children and put the fear of God into everyone. I called him Mr Electric-switch to his face and he tried to belt me :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

from the same page....teacher in the upper right corner, pic second down on the left (doing the Heil Hitler recess lineup thing) ...was a total dick. Vice Principal Mr. Alexeswich. He had a brush cut, yelled constantly, hit children and put the fear of God into everyone. I called him Mr Electric-switch to his face and he tried to belt me :lol:

The good ol' days when you could smack a little shit, for being a little shit

[Hal-9000]

I remember doing the cut outs for the pictures and typesetting...and using a mimeograph machine for the drawings...no shit, predecessor to the Xerox machine and we used that grey, rubber-like paper that smelled like Ketamine and Chloroform mixed together :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I loved the smell of the mimeograph copied sheets and their purplish print :lol:

[Hal-9000]

The good ol' days when you could smack a little shit, for being a little shit

Fuckin guy took our ball away at recess time..he intended it to be for a month. We were caught playing a form of football called Murderball. Two soccer goals and the rules were...you could run with the ball for as long as you wanted holding it. You could pass it, kick it....and it was full tackle. Kids were getting bruised and cut up pretty bad so he tried to impose Marshall Law.

We formed a group, made a complaint to the principal and got the ball back :dance:

[Hal-9000]

I loved the smell of the mimeograph copied sheets and their purplish print :lol:

:lol:



TEACHER! Can I help with setup? I know where the toner is! *sniiiifffffffffff* :faint:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

ka-chunk ka-chunk ka-chunk ka-chunk ka-chunk ka-chunk ka-chunk ka-chunk ka-chunk ka-chunk ka-chunk ka-chunk ka-chunk ka-chunk ka-chunk ka-chunk ka-chunk ka-chunk ka-chunk ka-chunk ka-chunk ka-chunk

[Hal-9000]

:lol: damn that brings back memories



In the pics above there are two guys I fought with...they were both in grade 6. Curtis and Wes.....they were bigger, sports guys and tried to pick on kids in lower grades. I thumped them both in the park behind my house....my Mom watched me lay a beating on Curtis and gave me a hug after :lol: :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I'm almost in tears here....there's a pic of me at a school dance waltzing with a girl, I must be 2 feet taller than my dance partner due to a weird growth spurt in grade 4 :lol: :oops:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

post em up

[Hal-9000]

no way san hose...I already went through 3 years of nicknames because of my giantism....you would do things..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

no way san hose...I already went through 3 years of nicknames because of my giantism....you would do things..

http://i.imgur.com/WVlpojZ.png

[Hal-9000]

I was a badass dresser though...checked pants with huge flairs at the bottom, thick high heeled shoes and dress shirts with big collars open down the chest....fook me if I would have had some gold chains my name would have been Pimp daddy Leroy Washington III

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/WVlpojZ.png

the bad part was that I hit 6 feet in grade 5...then stopped completely.

so all of the kids I intimidated from grades 4-9, all caught up or exceeded that height at one point near high school... and I became average Joe :sad2:

[Hal-9000]

I was a fat little muffin at various points growing up :lol:

my folks said I was... big boned, husky, mature for my age (:lol: nice one Mum)

my brother on the other hand walks up to me one day and says - I don't want a fat little brother :x ...and he literally took my bowl of ravioli away from me. I used to scarf down one of those large family size cans of ravioli and 4 pieces of toast for lunch, so he may have had a point :lol:

[Goofy]

Dave King has called an EGM at Rangers to get rid of the entire fucking scumbag bastard board! :woohoo: Best news we've had in ages! The King has spoken, long live the King! :cheers: :excited:


Honestly, if they made a movie about what has gone on at Rangers the last few years no-one would ever fucking believe it!


I feel a celebratory beer/whisky combo coming on! :bananadance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nuts:

[Goofy]

I don't care, i'm happy as a happy thing on happy tablets :dance:

[Goofy]

Bottle of Peroni, large glass of Balvenie Caribbean cask :ok:

[Hugh_Janus]

sometimes I fucking hate work

[redred]

And me :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

sometimes I hate fucking work


And me :lol:

:-s

Sometimes Mush hates fucking you, Red?

[redred]

No he like that part

[redred]

forgot to say it was my little girls 8th birthday yesterday (16th) doesn't time fly

[Griffin]

http://www.badpuns.com/punter/timeflies.gif

[DemonGeminiX]

Oh wow, Helix is back on. I thought it was a one season thing and everybody died last season. Shows how much I paid attention to the show last season.

[RBP]

Sarah Hyland is so fucking hot. :wank:

[DemonGeminiX]

I guess... if you're into lemurs.

:dunno:

[RBP]

:slap:

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

Tarsiers?

[RBP]

:-s

Tarsiers?

:tup:

Now you're talking.

:wank:

[DemonGeminiX]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Jz0JcQYtqo

[FBD]

that face is hilarious, but I have no idea who that chick is :lol:

[deebakes]

just watch for threads in the celebrity pics section, lance posts probably at least 1 a week :lol:

[FBD]

they need to make a new movie, starring sheep, and call it "incurious bastards"

[Goofy]

Finally got the big doors shut and the heater on :cheers:

[FBD]

I'm still surprised at how much better the sound system is at the studio now.... added to those 3 way 10" KRK Rokits, we picked up the subwoofer, and the Ergo room correction piece - made a huuuuuuuuuuuge difference! :tup:

I have been studying neve schematics like mad, I am in the process of designing outboard amps...since the board only had Main L-R, Aux1-4 out...to get individual outs I am going to steal the signal from the solo loop and run it to a similar line amp that the mains and auxes have. Its all right there....in the schematic :lol: Now I'm on a transformer hunt, and also hunting for those two little sub-boards on the line amp. If I cant find those that's going to mean a lot of extra work for me.
Going to add cool things in what I am building that I see in the schematic - you can resistor a couple pins on the transformer output to set a certain gain value for that stage of the circuit, but I am going to find some 6 way selector switches so that the gain can be switched between 3 and 18db.

techno babble :lol:

[RBP]

The new Dominos that is literally across the street has an all black staff. Sometimes they send one of the employees out front in an animal suit to drum up business.

So on MLK day, I was able to walk in the store and say "the monkey out front says you have a $3.99 medium cheese" and not be a racist.

:dance:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

The money?

[RBP]

The money?

:oops:

Monkey

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:dance:

[RBP]

That was slightly critical to the story. :sad2:

[FBD]

The money?

betting table out front :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Every time I start thinking about the possibilities of things that could happen, the technologies and accomplishments in humans' future, if we survive, it makes me sad that I won't be alive to see it.

I hope we succeed.

[Goofy]

I really shouldnt have had that last beer........

[FBD]

Every time I start thinking about the possibilities of things that could happen, the technologies and accomplishments in humans' future, if we survive, it makes me sad that I won't be alive to see it.

I hope we succeed.

your consciousness will exist to experience it, dont worry about it bro.

in fact if you think about it, you'll have your legs back to enjoy it, so really, no reason to fret. just hope you're not reincarnating into a super police state as appears to be the current trajectory. just dont reincarnate in the US :lol: but you have to keep your awareness through the death process if you want to have a significant amount of control over that ;)

that's the good thing about actual reality, it goes beyond your beliefs...not that your beliefs dont influence them, however. remember the universe is quantum mechanical in nature and you cannot remove yourself from the experiment ;)

[FBD]

:lol:


So, Grubers still not in jail for a massive tax fraud perpetrated on the American people, INTERPOL is not on the lookout for Holder who should be on the lamb for international gun smuggling by now, Obama's still trying to put rules of use on the internet because a former employee hacked into Sony which endangers my freedom somehow and NASA "climate scientists" are only giving a 38% probability (still trying to get their arms around actual science vs wishful thinking for some reason) that 2014 was the hottest year on record.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Dog and pony show about to commence and I get to lead it...yay :|

[FBD]

wow germany got their gold back....hold on to yer butts

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:hand: Not all of it

[FBD]

every time it seems like it, it seems like it :lol: one of these times they are going to decide its time to bring down the crash hatchet again like they did in 2008.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Dog and pony show about to commence and I get to lead it...yay :|

:suicide:

[Goofy]

Dog and pony show about to commence and I get to lead it...yay :|


:suicide:

:point:

My boss decided he was gonna do some actual work today......... he stayed through in the paintshop all day, the two painters were pulling their hair out while i worked away peacefully in the panelshop :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:point:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

Such rage [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Such rage [-(

:maniac:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iA038V5hq0

[FBD]

Perhaps the real reason the Fed opposes an audit can be found by looking at what has been revealed about the Fed’s operations in recent years. In 2010, as part of the Dodd-Frank bill, Congress authorized a one-time audit of the Federal Reserve’s activities during the financial crisis of 2008. The audit revealed that between 2007 and 2008 the Federal Reserve loaned over $16 trillion — more than four times the annual budget of the United States — to foreign central banks and politically-influential private companies.
-Ron Paul

[DemonGeminiX]

Do I really want to listen to this dickhead?

[DemonGeminiX]

C'mon, Boehner! Pull out a gun and shoot him in the back of the head!

:pray:

[DemonGeminiX]

It's the perfect opportunity, guys! You won't get a better chance!

[DemonGeminiX]

Pretend y'all are reenacting the Ides of March on stage. :d

[DemonGeminiX]

I want the points, goddammit! :mad:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

C'mon, Boehner! Pull out a gun and shoot him in the back of the head!

:pray:
Boehner is a puppet like the rest

[deebakes]

:rip: :usa:


*begins to look for jobs in the netherlands :sad2:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

#lipservice

[DemonGeminiX]

:shifty:

Justified's on.






































:cheerlead:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I have to say the highlight was when he said he has no more campaigns to run, and it got applause

:rofl:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Do I really want to listen to this dickhead?


C'mon, Boehner! Pull out a gun and shoot him in the back of the head!

:pray:


It's the perfect opportunity, guys! You won't get a better chance!


Pretend y'all are reenacting the Ides of March on stage. :d


I want the points, goddammit! :mad:

:nuts:

[FBD]

what was obama handed some state of the union address of some shit?

here I'll sum it up for you

my fellow americans, dont forget that....surrendering those rights outlined for you....in the constitution...is...a...patriotic thing

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I learned something new about the song 'Sweet Home Alabama' from the DJ on the radio this morning:


The now-famous moment at the beginning of the song when Ronnie Van Zant says, "Turn it up," was not planned. He was telling an engineer to turn up the volume in his headset but it sounded good so it was left in the final recording.

[FBD]

its a good thing the head bob is kept up, otherwise things like that would have been out of time and removed from a recording.

there's almost always little bits of unintended studio stuff that comes out on a recording, that's why you keep the tapes rollin as much as possible.

[FBD]

if there were one place for ISIS to attack...

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-01-21/it-feels-half-swiss-army-here-how-worlds-billionaires-stay-safe-davos

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Where the hell has the day gone? It's almost noon and I feel like I've accomplished nothing and my "To Do" pile keeps getting bigger :x

[Goofy]

I learned something new about the song 'Sweet Home Alabama' from the DJ on the radio this morning:

Cool, never knew that either! Great song, used to play it in the band :thumbsup: Every time i hear the intro on the radio i always say "turn it up" along with Ronnie then proceed to crank up the volume :lol: It has to be done!

[Hugh_Janus]

I NEED to see eliza taylor's tits

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Cool, never knew that either! Great song, used to play it in the band :thumbsup: Every time i hear the intro on the radio i always say "turn it up" along with Ronnie then proceed to crank up the volume :lol: It has to be done!

http://www.al.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2014/04/15_things_we_have_to_explain_a.html

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I NEED to see eliza taylor's tits

It seems they havent hit the web yet

[Hugh_Janus]

It seems they havent hit the web yet

http://i60.tinypic.com/dm7hug.png

[DemonGeminiX]

:nuts:

:hand:

I'm allowed to root for my list members to bite it live.

[KevinD]

Having an itch on your lower lip/cheek area when it is numb from the local anesthesia sucks.

[FBD]

and its so tempting to gnaw on :lol:

[KevinD]

Had the itch for an hour or so. The anesthesia is wearing off, so I was finally able to get it scratched. Lol
Well shite. Just got a phone call. May have to drive to alabama tonight

[FBD]

dang! you need a heli, bro!