Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Hal-9000]

He's asking if you have an IQ of 25.

:confused:

[DemonGeminiX]

Good one Samson...lost all of your strength now

:hand:

The only difference I feel is the breeze on the back of my neck.

I just needed a break from it. I'll probably start growing it out again in a little while.

[Hal-9000]

:hand:

The only difference I feel is the breeze on the back of my neck.

I just needed a break from it. I'll probably start growing it out again in a little while.

I'm growing my hair long again for the first time in about 5 years....I am a hippie :lol:

[Muddy]

Did you get a Bieber cut, dgx?

[DemonGeminiX]

Everyone in my family is going to have a heart attack.

[DemonGeminiX]

Did you get a Bieber cut, dgx?

Nope, just a generic cut that I've been wearing all my life (except when it was long). 3 on the back and sides and short enough on top to blend it in without losing control of it. I was considering going with some kind of buzz cut but I reminded myself of how much I hated them growing up.

[Hal-9000]

Everyone in my family is going to have a heart attack.

I get near the house now and my Dad tosses me a buck to squeegee his windshield...I may have to get it cut soon.

[Hal-9000]

should take a lunch break..

[Muddy]

#3 is pretty short, still..

[DemonGeminiX]

#3 is pretty short, still..

If I get it cut any shorter, it sticks up all over the place.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

He's asking if you have an IQ of 25.

:facepalm:

[Hal-9000]

#3 is pretty short, still..

I thought #3 was sweet n sour pork ball with rice :confused:

[Muddy]

:facepalm:

Did I just step in something?

[DemonGeminiX]

You know there's nothin' like the real world to get me down.
There's nothin' like the world outside that turns me upside down.

[Southern Belle]

Missing JHO

[DemonGeminiX]

Cause people don't understand understand understand
People don't understand
People like me

[Jezter]

Did I just step in something?

You better check your shoes to make sure... :-k

But I think the facepalm was because Hal was playing along and pretended not to get what you meant...cuz he has so low IQ.

[Godfather]

Damn I'm doing a lot of driving now that the girlie is across town. :|

[Muddy]

Missing JHO

Where is that dude?

[JoeyB]

You better check your shoes to make sure... :-k

But I think the facepalm was because Hal was playing along and pretended not to get what you meant...cuz he has so low IQ.

Hal is smarter than at least 80% of the other people on this forum.

[Hal-9000]

Hal is smarter than at least 80% of the other people on this forum.

Did you need to borrow some money Joe? :lol:

[JoeyB]

Did you need to borrow some money Joe? :lol:

I was just stating a fact, don't let it go to your massive brain.

[Hal-9000]

Aww shucks I'm not smarter than anyone here...I just happen to agree with a lot of what you say :lol:

[golfer]

Cause people don't understand understand understand
People don't understand
People like me

you ok DGX?

thinking how soon can i make dinner and get outside with my gf so i can smoke and have a beer or maybe a bottle of wine

[Hal-9000]

pssst...he's singing a song



:thumbsup:

[DemonGeminiX]

you ok DGX?


pssst...he's singing a song



:thumbsup:

^^^ What he said.

[JoeyB]

Aww shucks I'm not smarter than anyone here...I just happen to agree with a lot of what you say :lol:

I said you are smarter than them Hal! Now shut the fuck up and agree with me. I will send you to Jez's Soylent green farm if I have to.

[DemonGeminiX]

Maybe I should've skipped the onions.

[Hal-9000]

What am I thinking at this very moment...hmmmmm








http://i.imgur.com/h1w90.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

I hate when I get gas like this. It feels like I have an alien ready to burst out of my gut. I'm definitely skipping the onions next time.

[Hal-9000]

I haven't farted properly since 1996


:sad2:

[DemonGeminiX]

I think if I farted right now, it might lift me out of the chair a few feet.

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

:lol:



My Mom is a champion...she lets the 3 octave, 7 second farts.

I wish that I inherited her superpowers

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/Dhvkt.gif

[Hal-9000]

hmmmm prescription or street?

or both?


hmmmm

[Hal-9000]

The more I wear my reading glasses, the worse my vision is after taking them off


wtf

[Jezter]

I said you are smarter than them Hal! Now shut the fuck up and agree with me. I will send you to Jez's Soylent green farm if I have to.
Soylent green with a hint of Jez ol' special sauce. Im da sawcebaws.

http://i.imgur.com/Dhvkt.gif

[JoeyB]

Soylent green with a hint of Jez ol' special sauce. Im da sawcebaws.

Now I'm not sure I can send Hal to such a horrid fate...

[Jezter]

Now I'm not sure I can send Hal to such a horrid fate...

He was ready to go bukkake on me, so fuck yea you can! Bring eeet! That gaping, red hole is craving it.

[JoeyB]

He was ready to go bukkake on me, so fuck yea you can! Bring eeet! That gaping, red hole is craving it.

Oh dear.

[Jezter]

Yes dear?

[JoeyB]

Yes dear?

No dear, I meant 'Oh dear' as in 'Oh, dear...what have I wrought'?

[Jezter]

No dear, I meant 'Oh dear' as in 'Oh, dear...what have I wrought'?

I hear what I want to hear. Now shut up and bend over! And quit ogling at that Pepsi bottle. You are not to violate it!

[Lambchop]

So I'm cycling down an alley on the way to the gym and I notice 3 Eastern European guys to my right; the guy in the middle is bleeding heavily from his head. I ask his companions what had happened and one simply asks for an ambulance. I call an ambulance, take out my clean gym towel and apply it to his wound trying not to let the strong smell of alcohol put me off. Whilst on the phone to the operator the shortest of the three bends down, dips his finger in the pool of his friend's blood and licks his finger clean (wtf?). After the bleeding was under control I asked his friend to take care of him and made my way to the end of the alley in preparation to direct the ambulance. Turn around and the three guys had disappeared. Lock my bike up and make my way to the main road in search of them. I find them in front of a pharmacy with the wounded guy lying on the floor covered in blood and people passing by doing nothing.

Crazy bastards. Who the fuck gets drunk at 1 PM in an alley? :-k

[Hal-9000]

So I'm cycling down an alley on the way to the gym and I notice 3 Eastern European guys to my right; the guy in the middle is bleeding heavily from his head. I ask his companions what had happened and one simply asks for an ambulance. I call an ambulance, take out my clean gym towel and apply it to his wound trying not to let the strong smell of alcohol put me off. Whilst on the phone to the operator the shortest of the three bends down, dips his finger in the pool of his friend's blood and licks his finger clean (wtf?). After the bleeding was under control I asked his friend to take care of him and made my way to the end of the alley in preparation to direct the ambulance. Turn around and the three guys had disappeared. Lock my bike up and make my way to the main road in search of them. I find them in front of a pharmacy with the wounded guy lying on the floor covered in blood and people passing by doing nothing.

Crazy bastards. Who the fuck gets drunk at 1 PM in an alley? :-k

They don't want to go to a hospital? Something up with that...


did you get your towel back?? :x

[RBP]

I think it's funny that Lamby's question is who gets drunk at 1 pm, not who the fuck bashes a guy's head open at 1 pm. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Meanwhile...mate number two is busying sampling the blood :lol:

sounds like a case of - call the medical authorities and know that you've done all that you can and hit the road

[Lambchop]

They don't want to go to a hospital? Something up with that...


did you get your towel back?? :x
I'm guessing they were illegal immigrants because I heard one say 'no police' or something like that.

The towel is still in the alley :giggle:

[DemonGeminiX]

A bunch of family secrets was revealed to me today and I'm not sure I really wanted to know them.

:|

[JoeyB]

I hear what I want to hear. Now shut up and bend over! And quit ogling at that Pepsi bottle. You are not to violate it!

I am a large Pepsi bottle, and thee shall not violate my body!


They don't want to go to a hospital? Something up with that...


did you get your towel back?? :x

Would you want a towel back after it was soaked in the blood of a stranger? In fact, why was lamchop bandaging a stranger? Ever here of AIDS? Hepatitis? Cooties? Whatever is it Jez and Hal share?


A bunch of family secrets was revealed to me today and I'm not sure I really wanted to know them.

:|

Ohhhh...share.

[Dragoness_Cutie]

Thinking... I spent three hours on cam tonight and made $33. Not bad, I guess. Tired of sitting there bored most of the night, though!

[RBP]

you need to PM me

[JoeyB]

you need to PM me

...alright...

[RBP]

...alright...

Not you man of blue.., LOL

[JoeyB]

Not you man of blue.., LOL

Well, ok, never mind...

[RBP]

If I was a little more drunk I'd pay to see you naked ;)

[JoeyB]

If I was a little more drunk I'd pay to see you naked ;)

And I never turn down the two bucks either.

[RBP]

two buck chuck... drink for the masses

[JoeyB]

two buck chuck... drink for the masses

I actually get that reference, even though I've never seen a trader Joe's store in my life.

And no, if you want to drink it, it costs extra.

[RBP]

Pass out time... been a pleasure

[JoeyB]

Pass out time... been a pleasure

Sure, you got yours, forget about my needs.

Night dude.

[Dragoness_Cutie]

you need to PM me
A little late, but I have replied. :)

[Jezter]

Im thinking it is super nice my classes don't start until after lunch. Wooo!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I bet this 4 day week will feel every bit as long as a 5 day week considering how it's starting :suicide:

[Joebob034]

my liver hates me

[Hal-9000]

Oil change - 60
alignment - 120
brake caliper servicing (hopefully that's all for brakes) - 80
intermittent turning signals - 150 - 300

this may be a very spendy day at the garage :|

[Joebob034]

Oil change - 60


60 dollars!?!?!?!?! dude i pay $15 for mine

[Hal-9000]

45 - 60 is typical up here at a garage....I could maybe get it as low as 35 at one of those quicki oil change places

[Teh One Who Knocks]

60 dollars!?!?!?!?! dude i pay $15 for mine

What do you use? Used cooking oil? :-s

Mine runs about $50

[Joebob034]

maybe it helps that i have an older car and have been going to the same place for almost 10 years

[Hal-9000]

Yeah and it doesn't help that part of my service today is for ' brake noise' and intermittent turning signals...

After doing some reading, the turning signal thing alone could be a 500 dollar fix.The 2000-2002 models of my car had a recall on it...mine is an '03 :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I use nothing but synthetic oil in my vehicles....I can get 10K miles on an oil change

[Hal-9000]

I used recycled oil...at night I steal from my neighbor's cars :oops:

[JoeyB]

I used recycled oil...at night I steal from my neighbor's cars :oops:

The recycled gas they 'give' you is right cheap too.

[RBP]

Thinking I should be studying

[minz]

Thinking, RBP should be studying. :-k

[RBP]

I was just thinking that.

[minz]

I was just thinking that.

Freaky :lol: great minds and all that. :lol:

[RBP]

:lol: I was just thinking that too.

[Muddy]

45 - 60 is typical up here at a garage....I could maybe get it as low as 35 at one of those quicki oil change places


What do you use? Used cooking oil? :-s

Mine runs about $50

Jesus... Mine is $39 at the Toyota dealer..

[JoeyB]

Jesus... Mine is $39 at the Toyota dealer..

Damn dudes, it should be a lot less for a basic oil change. Go to a fucking Jiffy lube or something.

[Loser]

It costs me 20$ for two oil changes. I do it myself.

Lazy bastiges [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn dudes, it should be a lot less for a basic oil change. Go to a fucking Jiffy lube or something.

I go to Grease Monkey, which is like Jiffy Lube. It's the synthetic that raises the price


It costs me 20$ for two oil changes. I do it myself.

Lazy bastiges [-(

Come on over to my place, I'll give you $20 and you can change mine :tup:

[Southern Belle]

It's usually about $40 for me.

[DemonGeminiX]

I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile. I will only complicate you. Trust in me and fall as well. I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave. Trust me. Trust me. Trust me.

Trust me.

Trust me.

[MrsM]

Why am I still awake :yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

All my new stuff came today :cheers:

Project #1 - install new wireless router - status: complete

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://www.speedtest.net/result/1471502790.png (http://www.speedtest.net)

I'm on my laptop now...that's what I get on my wireless network :cheers:

[RBP]

you suck

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:banana:

[KevinD]

Yes he does....so says jealous man...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Working on upgrading my PC now

[Pony]

OK, who remembers where I went and stayed last weekend?

[DemonGeminiX]

OK, who remembers where I went and stayed last weekend?

I do... but I really don't think you want to know. Ignorance is bliss, my friend.

8-[

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bora Bora? :-s

[Pony]

Missing man's body found on Put-in-Bay

Updated: Wednesday, 07 Sep 2011, 12:35 AM EDT
Published : Tuesday, 06 Sep 2011, 5:32 PM EDT

PUT-IN-BAY, Ohio (WUPW) - Ottawa County Sheriff's detectives were called to Put-in-Bay Tuesday afternoon after a body of a man was found in a wooded area behind the Island Club cottage rentals.

The body of 25-year-old Phil Masterson from the Cleveland area was reported missing by his family on Sunday, Sheriff Bob Bratton said.

The family located the man's body at around 3 p.m. Tuesday and alerted authorities.

It's unclear how the man died, but Sheriff Bratton said his detectives are investigating it as a homicide, though not officially calling it a homicide.

Detectives left for the island at 4 p.m. to investigate the death, the sheriff said. As of 10 p.m. Tuesday, the detectives are still on South Bass Island.

According to a missing persons report filed with the Put-in-Bay Police Department, Mr. Masterson was last seen leaving an the Brewery at Put-in-Bay and was headed to 4 Foxes Den.

The Island Club cottage rentals are located at 1490 Put-In-Bay Road on South Bass Island.

[Pony]

More

PUT-IN-BAY -- The man found dead in Put-In-Bay on South Bass Island Tuesday afternoon was a Westlake native. His parents still live in Westlake.

Ottawa County Sheriff Robert L. Bratton identified the man as Phil Masterson, 25. St. Ignatius High School officials confirm that Masterson was a 2004 graduate. He had been a member of the school's wrestling team.

His body was found in a wooded area at or near the Island Club, according to the sheriff's office.

At 2 p.m. Wednesday, Channel 3 News confirmed that detectives from the Ottawa County Sheriff's department were interviewing Zachary J. Brody, 27, of Bowling Green, as a suspect in Masterson's death.

Bowling Green Police Lt. Brad Biller told Channel 3 that the detectives were there at the BGPD when he arrived for work at 6:30 a.m. today.

Biller also confirmed that the sheriff's office had been in touch with the BGPD since about 11 p.m. Tuesday.

At 3 p.m., Channel 3 confirmed that Brody had been arrested and charged with murder, voluntary manslaughter and felonious assault in Masterson's death.

He is now at the Ottawa County Detention Center in Port Clinton.

Bureau of Criminal Investigation officials arrived on South Bass Island about 6 a.m. Wednesday. Masterson's body was removed from the island on the 8 a.m. ferry.

Masterson had been reported missing by his family Sunday and his body was found by his brother in the woods near the cabin where he was staying, covered by a grill tarp.

The sheriff's office says there is no official cause of death but said he appeared to have been severely beaten.

Masterson was an up and coming star in Mixed Martial Arts, according to Dan Bobish, founder of Ultimate Cage Battles. "He had his first pro fight in July in Parma and won," Bobish told WKYC. "Phil was a good man from a good family."

Phil Masterson's older brother, Matt, is also a pro MMA fighter.

Ottawa County sheriff's deputies are treating the case like a homicide but are waiting on the cause of death until they get the results of an autopsy. They are treating this case like an isolated incident.

The Island Club is a development of about 70 rental homes.

[RBP]

Freaky. The dead guy wasn't you was it?

[Pony]

Freaky. The dead guy wasn't you was it?

Still not sure. I still don't feel alive....

[Pony]

Yea, we left Tuesday morning and he was found later that day. We were in Island Club 103, he was found behind 92 apparently.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Pony's a ghost? :shock:


:hills:

[Pony]

Crazy shit, might be the first ever homicide on the island. And it's entirely possible I was drinking with either the guy that got killed or the guy they arrested at some point over the weekend.....

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Crazy shit, might be the first ever homicide on the island. And it's entirely possible I was drinking with either the guy that got killed or the guy they arrested at some point over the weekend.....

:shock:

[Pony]

Yep. I told my friend that always goes with me she's no longer allowed to go wandering around to find people to party with. Could have walked to that house in under 2 minutes.

[RBP]

That's wild. Are you a suspect?

[minz]

:huh: too much coffee :huh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yep. I told my friend that always goes with me she's no longer allowed to go wandering around to find people to party with. Could have walked to that house in under 2 minutes.



No kidding...just goes to show that no matter where you are, it's not always as safe as you think it is :wha:

[minz]

That's wild. Are you a suspect?

Pony the axe fiend, I knew there was something shifty about him :lol:

[RBP]

Pony the axe fiend, I knew there was something shifty about him :lol:

:axe:

[Pony]

That's wild. Are you a suspect?

Nope. I'm the quiet type, keep to myself and seem like a nice guy.

Some friends of mine from up there did get questioned by the cops, they drive the taxis and know everyone. Turns out the kid lives close to me and his dad is the doctor of the girl I took up there. Small world.

[Pony]

No kidding...just goes to show that no matter where you are, it's not always as safe as you think it is :wha:

Yep. Drunken 20-somethings getting together is just a ticking time bomb.

[minz]

So long as your safe. :hug:

[Pony]

So long as your safe. :hug:

Aww thanks :D

I'm too happy a drunk to get into any trouble. Still feeling a bit rough from the long weekend though, we had a lot of fun!

[minz]

Aww thanks :D

I'm too happy a drunk to get into any trouble. Still feeling a bit rough from the long weekend though, we had a lot of fun!

Ooooh my turn soon, I have a 3 day break in a couple of weeks, cant wait, no work. :cheerlead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nope. I'm the quiet type, keep to myself and seem like a nice guy.

*makes anonymous phone call tip to the police*

:shifty:

[Pony]

Ooooh my turn soon, I have a 3 day break in a couple of weeks, cant wait, no work. :cheerlead:

Wanna go to Put in Bay with me? :naughty:

[minz]

Wanna go to Put in Bay with me? :naughty:

Sound far better than Scarborough :lol:

[Pony]

Gotta run, my phone is blowing up again.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Almost done upgrading my PC....the SSD has the boot time down to 22 seconds, I just timed it on the last reboot :dance2:

[JoeyB]

Gotta run, my phone is blowing up again.

Wow, those terrorists will target ANYTHING these days.

[Dragoness_Cutie]

Thinking... well today was a shitty day. And tomorrow's not looking like it's gonna be much better. :-S I hope Friday is at least somewhat fun to make up for it!

[MrsM]

Thinking... well today was a shitty day. And tomorrow's not looking like it's gonna be much better. :-S I hope Friday is at least somewhat fun to make up for it!

:hug: sorry to hear hun - Hope it gets better soon

[Dragoness_Cutie]

Yeah me too. The weather here certainly hasn't been helping matters any. :lol:

[Godfather]

Shit, Amber Alert here in BC. Three year old boy was taken from his parent's house. Suspect has a long criminal history of break-ins and sexual assault.

It's in some shitty town near the Alberta border but still... hope he's ok. The statistic aren't good....

[MrsM]

Shit, Amber Alert here in BC. Three year old boy was taken from his parent's house. Suspect has a long criminal history of break-ins and sexual assault.

It's in some shitty town near the Alberta border but still... hope he's ok. The statistic aren't good....

Amber Alerts make me feel ill - I can't imagine what the parents are feeling

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Amber Alerts make me feel ill - I can't imagine what the parents are feeling

What sucks tho is when they aren't real. A couple of weeks ago a 16 year old girl here in Denver faked her own disappearance and there was an Amber Alert issued for her. It was almost 3 days before people realized she wasn't actually kidnapped :|

[Hal-9000]

I've just spent the last 3 days scraping, replacing boards and trying to paint the fence.

This is the hottest week of the summer for us and I'm on holidays....

We have about 900 feet of fence...5 boards in each section and multi-colored.Next time my Dad asks me to help doing this, I'm going to light the old fence on fire and start with new wood everywhere :lol:
This fence was put up in 1964...I'm amazed the wood will still take paint ffs :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I've just spent the last 3 days scraping, replacing boards and trying to paint the fence.

This is the hottest week of the summer for us and I'm on holidays....

We have about 900 feet of fence...5 boards in each section and multi-colored.Next time my Dad asks me to help doing this, I'm going to light the old fence on fire and start with new wood everywhere :lol:
This fence was put up in 1964...I'm amazed the wood will still take paint ffs :lol:

It's been cool and pleasant here all week :)

[minz]

That fence is as old as me. :huh:

[Hal-9000]

It's been cool and pleasant here all week :)

Man..I don't know what's wrong with me.I can lift boxes on cement for 8 hours and not even break a sweat...

this painting gig hurt my back and shoulder within 3 hours :lol:


:oops:

[Hal-9000]

That fence is as old as me. :huh:

Similar amount of cracks too I would imagine...


























:dance:

[DemonGeminiX]

That fence is as old as me. :huh:

Do you still take paint?

:mrgreen:

[Muddy]

Shit, Amber Alert here in BC.

Wow! Thats cool they cross the border with those... I thought it was a US thing only..

[JoeyB]

This fence was put up in 1964...I'm amazed the wood will still take paint ffs :lol:

Actually, it's pretty cool that it still works as a fence!


That fence is as old as me. :huh:

And older than me.


Man..I don't know what's wrong with me.I can lift boxes on cement for 8 hours and not even break a sweat...

this painting gig hurt my back and shoulder within 3 hours :lol:


:oops:

Different muscles. Different positions. Different pains. I'm surprised you haven't learned this from your sex life.

[minz]

Do you still take paint?

:mrgreen:

Nope, I dont wear it well.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Do you still take paint?

:mrgreen:

:tumble:

[Hal-9000]

My father and the neighbor at the time did a hell of a job building it...I looked at the south side posts and most of them are still in line.
That's pretty good considering earth moves, frost heaves from 45 winters etc.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My father and the neighbor at the time did a hell of a job building it...I looked at the south side posts and most of them are still in line.
That's pretty good considering earth moves, frost heaves from 45 winters etc.

I feel the earth move under my feet
I feel the sky tumblin' down
I feel my heart start to tremblin'
Whenever you're around

:dance:

[Hal-9000]

and my fucking neighbors on both sides are pigs...

they have dogs and never clean up their yards so me and my Pa are out there in 29C heat smelling sickening heated up dog shit smell

:x :x

[Hal-9000]

I painted their bushes and trees on the north side :lol:


I'm an asshole, asshole, asshole :dance:

[DemonGeminiX]

Walked out this morning
Don't believe what I saw
A hundred billion bottles
Washed up on the shore
Seems I'm not alone in being alone
A hundred billion castaways
Looking for a home...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I painted their bushes and trees on the north side :lol:


I'm an asshole, asshole, asshole :dance:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPWHfrU3PSQ

[DemonGeminiX]

:tumble:

:nutkick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://www.speedtest.net/result/1473348564.png (http://www.speedtest.net)

Ahhhhh....my new router solved my speed problem :)

[Hal-9000]

http://www.speedtest.net/result/1473348564.png (http://www.speedtest.net)

Ahhhhh....my new router solved my speed problem :)

you suck midget-dick...I get 7.5 Mbs down....


Good to hear you worked out a kink with new hardware tho :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I was having speed issues and the router I had was pretty cheap. Had it for about a year and decided it was time for an upgrade. Went with a more top of the line model this time. Easiest wireless router I ever set up. :thumbsup:

And now my PC is like new again with my new SSD I installed yesterday and a fresh install of Win7 :banana:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/mVZzc.jpg

[Hal-9000]

Yeah my HDD drops my ratings down to 5.4 or similar.Everything else is really high :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I still have more software to re-install. Worst part of doing a fresh OS install is you don't realize how much software you have downloaded and installed over the course of a year :wha:

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/9VJjM.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I think that's about what my HDD rating was...I don't think you can really get much higher with a standard HDD

[Hal-9000]

I still have more software to re-install. Worst part of doing a fresh OS install is you don't realize how much software you have downloaded and installed over the course of a year :wha:

and I tweak stuff too, I feel your pain brother.

So, the SDD is noticeably faster, do you want me to tell you what's bad about them? As in, very bad? :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I think that's about what my HDD rating was...I don't think you can really get much higher with a standard HDD

That whole rating system is bunk IMO....for example you're using a basic onboard video chip and get 7.4.I'm using a kicking video card and come in one point higher.
Yet if you tried to run some of my games, your pc would be a slideshow...almost unplayable at times.

and of course the wonderful 'Desktop performance for Windows Aero' category :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Boot time is 22 seconds, shutdown time is 4 seconds. And all programs launch noticeably faster.

And I know, I have read about the people with catastrophic failures with them. There were plenty of people saying the opposite too, so I decided I would take the chance :)

[Hal-9000]

Boot time is 22 seconds, shutdown time is 4 seconds. And all programs launch noticeably faster.

And I know, I have read about the people with catastrophic failures with them. There were plenty of people saying the opposite too, so I decided I would take the chance :)

Ok two things....the failure rate is high right now for SDD's but there are no bulletproof drives in any category.Read about Seagate Barracuda regular drives and there's lot of complaints of those things tanking too.

The worst idiosyncrasy of SDD - On hard drives deleted files are never really removed (unless you format or similar)The file is put on hold and then typically overwritten by other stuff.The SSD's will never overwrite a deleted file, they'll keep it on hold until there is absolutely no space left on the drive.Then it will start filling in the blanks so to speak.

So what happens is that SSD's out of the gate are lightening fast, not just on boot times, program starts...but on things like moving files, unpacking rar's and installing programs.Over time, they'll keep collecting files
and become slower than normal drives.

Good news tho...there are programs like Trim, that take care of the junk files and help the drives operate closer to a normal level.It's the 'flash' technology that does this file keeping BS, you can't avoid it until they tweak the tech.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I hate Seagate drives....only ones I have ever had fail or not work for me. I swear by WD drives. Although the new 2 TB drive I installed for storage in my PC is a Hitachi. I've heard good things about them and it was really reasonably priced for a 2 TB drive.

[DemonGeminiX]

There's no way in hell I'm buying the Star Wars The Complete Saga Bluray set.

[-(

[Hal-9000]

There's no way in hell I'm buying the Star Wars The Complete Saga Bluray set.

[-(

:shock:

but they enhanced the stars in that one scene over the Death Star when Luke is approaching on his final run! :confused:

[DemonGeminiX]

:shock:

but they enhanced the stars in that one scene over the Death Star when Luke is approaching on his final run! :confused:

By all accounts, they replaced all of Alec Guinness's dialog in the original trilogy with voiceovers by Ewan McGregor.

:|

[Hal-9000]

By all accounts, they replaced all of Alec Guinness's dialog in the original trilogy with voiceovers by Ewan McGregor.

:|

Are you shitting me? Did they really??

[DemonGeminiX]

That's what I keep reading everywhere.

:|

[deebakes]

Noooooooooo..... Nooooooooooooo!

[DemonGeminiX]

Yep, Lucas strikes again.

:|

[Hal-9000]

Alec Guinness has such a perfect delivery and mellifluous voice....

:( Lucas has gone insane

[Hal-9000]

and shame on fucking Ewan for agreeing to do the voice overs :x

[DemonGeminiX]

Oh let the sun beat down upon my face, stars to fill my dream

[RBP]

that was not quality work :|

[Dragoness_Cutie]

Thinking... this week has been exceedingly long. And I'm currently broke. Sucks because I'd love to go relax at the strip club this weekend! Oh well... hopefully money will be coming in soon.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That whole rating system is bunk IMO....for example you're using a basic onboard video chip and get 7.4.I'm using a kicking video card and come in one point higher.
Yet if you tried to run some of my games, your pc would be a slideshow...almost unplayable at times.

and of course the wonderful 'Desktop performance for Windows Aero' category :lol:

Nope, I actually have a separate video card, not integrated. First time I had the PC open was the other day when I installed my new drives and there's a big honkin Nvidia card in there :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

By all accounts, they replaced all of Alec Guinness's dialog in the original trilogy with voiceovers by Ewan McGregor.

:|


Are you shitting me? Did they really??


That's what I keep reading everywhere.

:|

I've read the same thing :|

DAMN YOU TO HELL GEORGE FREAKING LUCAS :x

[Hal-9000]

Nope, I actually have a separate video card, not integrated. First time I had the PC open was the other day when I installed my new drives and there's a big honkin Nvidia card in there :lol:


:lol: effin rookies

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol: effin rookies

There's no reason to open a perfectly good PC if you aren't installing/changing something inside :hand:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Thinking... this week has been exceedingly long. And I'm currently broke. Sucks because I'd love to go relax at the strip club this weekend! Oh well... hopefully money will be coming in soon.

imagin how broke you'll be when they raise the taxes like you wanted :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

imagin how broke you'll be when they raise the taxes like you wanted :dance:

:bwaha:

[Hal-9000]

There's no reason to open a perfectly good PC if you aren't installing/changing something inside :hand:


:lol:


yup

[DemonGeminiX]

imagin how broke you'll be when they raise the taxes like you wanted :dance:

:nono:

They won't raise taxes on her, just on all you rich folks.

[Dragoness_Cutie]

imagin how broke you'll be when they raise the taxes like you wanted :dance:
:lol: I think you missed my point a little, but meh... :lol:


:nono:

They won't raise taxes on her, just on all you rich folks.
That's true. I really don't make enough money for them to tax me much more than they already do. :lol:

[SmoothBob]

Ahm running out o tobacco..

[Lambchop]

Regret renting a place on top of a popular bar. Drunk girls shouting all night every weekend. Goooooooooooooo awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[DemonGeminiX]

Regret renting a place on top of a popular bar. Drunk girls shouting all night every weekend. Goooooooooooooo awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

:-s

I'd be hitting the drunk girls up for pussy every weekend.











What am I going to eat today?

:-k

[RBP]

:-s

I'd be hitting the drunk girls up for pussy every weekend.

What am I going to eat today?

:-k

:lol: speaking of pussy....

[DemonGeminiX]

:nono:

That's exactly why I put that dividing space in there.

[RBP]

you meant the taint? :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

Your mind is rolling around down there in the mud today. Isn't it?

[RBP]

not really... in a crap mood actually, just decided to give you shit. ;)

[DemonGeminiX]

Sorry you're in a bad mood. Thanks for telling me what was in the paper bag. We can go light it on fire in front of Lance's apartment door.

:shifty:

[RBP]

again? Guess that gag never gets old.

[DemonGeminiX]

As long as he's screamin' and cussin' when he puts it out with his foot and realizes what it is, it'll never get old.

:mrgreen:

[Hal-9000]

He just gotta give me that look, when he give me that look
Then the panties comin' off, off, uh!

:dance:

[Hal-9000]

And yes you'll get slapped if you lookin' ho! :x

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

To cast a headless shadow or no shadow at all is believed by many to be an omen of death in the course of the next year.








Halloween is coming.

:twisted:

[Joebob034]

I went to thebasement.com before coming here

[Hal-9000]

:-s

To cast a headless shadow or no shadow at all is believed by many to be an omen of death in the course of the next year.








Halloween is coming.

:twisted:

If you cast a headless shadow...chances are that things are already sucking for you :lol:

[JoeyB]

If you cast a headless shadow...chances are that things are already sucking for you :lol:

Kinky.

[RBP]

I think Hal has cursed lance and me to suffer dental woes.

[DemonGeminiX]

:-k

I think I need to start doing finger exercises again.

[RBP]

:-s

Planning on fingering something?

[JoeyB]

:-k

I think I need to start doing finger exercises again.

Girlfriend unhappy with your performance?

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

Planning on fingering something?


:-s

A fretboard.

[Hal-9000]

I think Hal has cursed lance and me to suffer dental woes.

:( I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy...it's ruined my life.

I just hit over 3800 days of pain...I'm going for the Guinness record :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Girlfriend unhappy with your performance?

:lol:

If I had a girlfriend, I wouldn't be hanging out online.

[RBP]

:-s

A fretboard.

don't fret it. :empathy:

[RBP]

:( I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy...it's ruined my life.

I just hit over 3800 days of pain...I'm going for the Guinness record :lol:

I can barely open my jaw today. :|

[Hal-9000]

I can barely open my jaw today. :|

It starts to fuck up your whole life...you can't do simple things like type or relax watching a movie :|

I was on top of an old girlfriend once and developed such a bad migraine coupled with jaw pain that she asked
if she was hurting me :lol:

as I'm stabbing her with the ol pork sword :oops:

[RBP]

It starts to fuck up your whole life...you can't do simple things like type or relax watching a movie :|

I was on top of an old girlfriend once and developed such a bad migraine coupled with jaw pain that she asked
if she was hurting me :lol:

as I'm stabbing her with the ol pork sword :oops:

LOL @ pork sword

[JoeyB]

:lol:

If I had a girlfriend, I wouldn't be hanging out online.

Well who would?

[RBP]

Well who would?

I would - while that bitch made me a sammich.

[JoeyB]

I would - while that bitch made me a sammich.

It's disrespectful to refer to Hal as a bitch.

[Hal-9000]

I date girls and post here at the same time....hell, I even let some of them know what my ID is and make them read shit I say about them :lol: :lol:





single-for-life-9000

[DemonGeminiX]

I date girls and post here at the same time....hell, I even let some of them know what my ID is and make them read shit I say about them :lol: :lol:





single-for-life-9000

Do Canadian women slap hard?

:-k

[Hal-9000]

Do Canadian women slap hard?

:-k

I do get hit quite often come to think of it...I have a permanent bruise on my right shoulder from those love taps :lol:

[MrsM]

Do Canadian women slap hard?

:-k

:slap: damn right we do :tup:

[Hal-9000]

Canadian women hit harder than American Men



:dance:



:canada:

[MrsM]

Canadian women hit harder that American Men



:dance:



:canada:

:lmao:

[DemonGeminiX]

This nVidia driver update makes my display look like shit.

[Goofy]

This nVidia driver update makes my display look like shit.

Updates aren't always good ;)

[DemonGeminiX]

It made everything smaller. The display settings are all correct now for the monitor. I had to fiddle with it a while back to get it exactly how I liked it when the settings weren't right. Apparently that was wrong, but I liked it better when it was wrong.

I'm gonna have to fiddle around with all these fuckin' settings again.

:|

[KevinD]

How f-ing long does it take to get a tire from San Antonio to Rosenberg?? FFS it only takes me 3 hrs to drive it.

[KevinD]

It made everything smaller. The display settings are all correct now for the monitor. I had to fiddle with it a while back to get it exactly how I liked it when the settings weren't right. Apparently that was wrong, but I liked it better when it was wrong.

I'm gonna have to fiddle around with all these fuckin' settings again.

:|



Ah, the infamous saltpeter update! Curse you autoupdater! Curse you!

[DemonGeminiX]

No, no autoupdating. I don't allow it. I have to look over everything before it's installed.

By the way, everything's fixed now.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

*sneaks into DGX's house and enables auto-updating*

:shifty:

[Goofy]

I wonder if Lance has lots of answers prepared for the inevitable questions i shall be posing him tomorrow regarding the installation of my new SSD (due to arrive before 11am tomorrow) :-k

[Hal-9000]

I wonder if Lance has lots of answers prepared for the inevitable questions i shall be posing him tomorrow regarding the installation of my new SSD (due to arrive before 11am tomorrow) :-k

Oooh I have one...can you run a normal drive slaved off of the main SSD cable?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Oooh I have one...can you run a normal drive slaved off of the main SSD cable?

Are you talking about that mess of cables that come off the PSU? :-k

I don't think there is any such thing as Master and Slave drive settings anymore TBH :-k

[Hal-9000]

Are you talking about that mess of cables that come off the PSU? :-k

I don't think there is any such thing as Master and Slave drive settings anymore TBH :-k

So if you got a SSD and that's on the main cable to the mobo, where the fook do you plug in your normal drive on the mobo? :confused:

(my PSU has component cabling :thumbsup:)

[RBP]

Thinking.... Man, he was kind of being a dick. not cool.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So if you got a SSD and that's on the main cable to the mobo, where the fook do you plug in your normal drive on the mobo? :confused:

(my PSU has component cabling :thumbsup:)

I had 3 open 'outlets' on my MoBo to plug other things into, so I just plugged the SSD into one outlet and the HDD for storage into another outlet. Then in the BIOS I set the SSD as the boot device.

[Hal-9000]

I had 3 open 'outlets' on my MoBo to plug other things into, so I just plugged the SSD into one outlet and the HDD for storage into another outlet. Then in the BIOS I set the SSD as the boot device.

nice going :lol: They would probably be called Sata 2 or 3 ports (I'm guessing because my store assembled my latest pc)

I guess the only way to find out is to bust the bitch open and try sticking stuff into slots that fit :thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

My main drive is a terabyte....and I've got lots 'o crap on it.

Windows 7
my documents
my music
6 games
all my programs
about 5 TV series
5 movies
assorted tranny porn....


and I believe I still have over 800 gigs open on it...such a waste

[Teh One Who Knocks]

nice going :lol: They would probably be called Sata 2 or 3 ports (I'm guessing because my store assembled my latest pc)

I guess the only way to find out it to bust the bitch open and try sticking stuff into slots that fit :thumbsup:



No need to be all technical :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My main drive is a terabyte....and I've got lots 'o crap on it.

Windows 7
6 games
all my programs
about 5 TV series
5 movies
assorted tranny porn....


and I believe I still have over 800 gig open on it...such a waste

You download a zillion things....where is it all? :-s

My new SSD is a 90 gig drive, it now has my OS and all my programs on it. It's about half full.

My internal HDD is a 2TB drive and it's about 75% empty right now.

[Hal-9000]

No need to be all technical :hand:

Apparently :lol: :rolleyes:

[Hal-9000]

You download a zillion things....where is it all? :-s

My new SSD is a 90 gig drive, it now has my OS and all my programs on it. It's about half full.

My internal HDD is a 2TB drive and it's about 75% empty right now.

I just downloaded 7 seasons of The Shield :face:

If you're getting 350 mb episodes, even 7 seasons only equates to about 17 gigs...

Lost was probably the biggest TV series, 6 seasons, 86 gigs :lol:


umm...I'm a fastidious housekeeper due to a tiny OCD habit with my PC.All pictures that were posted get deleted or moved to the hal-9000 folder,
all movies and TV series go to external drives and I vacuum the inside of my pc nightly :)

[Goofy]

So if you got a SSD and that's on the main cable to the mobo, where the fook do you plug in your normal drive on the mobo? :confused:

(my PSU has component cabling :thumbsup:)

There's two spare slots on the mobo to plug the new SSD into plus the cable that goes to the current internal drive has a spare 'power' cable coming off it......... should be easy :D

[Hal-9000]

There's two spare slots on the mobo to plug the new SSD into plus the cable that goes to the current internal drive has a spare 'power' cable coming off it......... should be easy :D

and all motherboards are universally the same across the world?

I think not Mr Mustard Breath :hand:

[Hal-9000]

I'll be getting a SSD when I can find a program to purge old files of off them.That slowdown thing after time makes me a bit nervous...


and I'll be buying one just for the lack of noise factor, not the speed factor :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Thinking.... Man, he was kind of being a dick. not cool.

:-s

I'm sorry? I won't do it again?

[Hal-9000]

Thinking.... Man, he was kind of being a dick. not cool.

Trannie love gone bad?

[Goofy]

and all motherboards are universally the same across the world?

I think not Mr Mustard Breath :hand:

How would i know? :lol: Mine has lots of slots for adding more stuff :dance: I could add NO2 to speed it up and liquid nitrogen to cool it etc [-(

[Hal-9000]

How would you know?

You seemed rather sure 2 minutes ago Mr Tech-assed bastard :lol:


There's two spare slots on the mobo to plug the new SSD into plus the cable that goes to the current internal drive has a spare 'power' cable coming off it......... should be easy :D

[Hal-9000]

I'm gonna get one of these new drives just to see if I can hook it up :lol:



then I'll return it

[Goofy]

All i know is that my mobo has two slots spare right next to the slot that the current HD is plugged into........... so i assume i plug the new one into one of them and hope for the best :dance:

[Hal-9000]

hey wait...just thinking...


if these new SSD are the next cat's ass...how come they don't have external SSD drives? :rolleyes:

[Goofy]

hey wait...just thinking...


if these new SSD are the next cat's ass...how come they don't have external SSD drives? :rolleyes:

Too expensive plus their write speeds are no better than regular drives (i think) :lol:

[Hal-9000]

All i know is that my mobo has two slots spare right next to the slot that the current HD is plugged into........... so i assume i plug the new one into one of them and hope for the best :dance:

Lance 2 ffs :lol:

The new boards have a lot of different tech on them...I think mine has USB 3 slots and two different types of Sata ports (that run different speeds)
I may actually *gulp* consult the manual :shock:

[Goofy]

You can actually - http://www.newegg.com/Store/SubCategory.aspx?SubCategory=2022&name=External-SSD

[Goofy]

Lance 2 ffs :lol:

The new boards have a lot of different tech on them...I think mine has USB 3 slots and two different types of Sata ports (that run different speeds)
I may actually *gulp* consult the manual :shock:

Manuals are for wimps [-(

[Hal-9000]

Too expensive plus their write speeds are no better than regular drives (i think) :lol:

I was thinking that if there's no moving parts = no heat, minimal breakdowns...would be ideal for an external backup drive

but yeah, too much money for little giggage I guess

[Teh One Who Knocks]

hey wait...just thinking...


if these new SSD are the next cat's ass...how come they don't have external SSD drives? :rolleyes:

They do, they're called flash drives :rolleyes:


:dance:

[Hal-9000]

Manuals are for wimps [-(

don't ban me, I spoke out of turn :oops:


I gave my old pc to my buddy and he says - wtf, your mobo books and hardware documentation is still in the wrap :lol: