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Muddy
03-25-2015, 08:49 PM
Soon, Taco Bell will be named victor in the food wars.

DemonGeminiX
03-25-2015, 08:50 PM
That Sriracha Quesarito was frickin' nasty. :lol:

Goofy
03-25-2015, 08:57 PM
Great, the boss and his wife are having a screaming match in the office downstairs...gonna be a great rest of the day :|

I get the same with the boss and his son....... lots of fun :|

Hal-9000
03-26-2015, 05:37 PM
:-s

Kraft and Heinz are merging.

I see in the not too distant future...


FOOD - the only food corporation...

CARS - the only car manufacturer

MEDICINE - the only pharmaceutical corporation

EMPEROR - the only politicians on the planet...

Teh One Who Knocks
03-26-2015, 05:39 PM
That Sriracha Quesarito was frickin' nasty. :lol:

I had one the other day, the steak one, I didn't think it was too bad at all :dunno:

Hal-9000
03-26-2015, 06:19 PM
Quinn from Homeland is a Brit too????


:x

Teh One Who Knocks
03-26-2015, 06:19 PM
Daisy from The Following is Irish :shock:

Hal-9000
03-26-2015, 06:32 PM
:hand: she's a secondary character at best...


I've seen her in another show so I knew about the Irish thing :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-26-2015, 06:36 PM
I didn't know :sad2:

She's kinda hot, so I looked her up, that's how I found out :lol:

Hal-9000
03-26-2015, 06:45 PM
I watched that show Dominion. Anthony Head (Giles from Buffy) plays a major role in it.


He does an American accent and it sounds so wrong :lol: Breathless and dead is the only way I can explain it....not like the actor's real voice at all.

DemonGeminiX
03-27-2015, 01:58 PM
The checks have been cut and the taxes have been mailed.

DemonGeminiX
03-27-2015, 02:00 PM
I had one the other day, the steak one, I didn't think it was too bad at all :dunno:

I had the beef one. I think they left the beef out. So it tasted like it was rice and a thickened sriracha sauce.

Muddy
03-27-2015, 02:14 PM
Im at home, sick, in the bed.

Teh One Who Knocks
03-27-2015, 02:16 PM
Im at home, sick, in the bed.

:snapout:

Goofy
03-27-2015, 02:33 PM
Im at home, sick, in the bed.

:empathy:

Im at work........ wanna trade? :-k

Muddy
03-27-2015, 02:37 PM
Abdominal cramping, body aches, headache, low grade fever and the doo doos..

DemonGeminiX
03-27-2015, 02:40 PM
Abdominal cramping, body aches, headache, low grade fever and the doo doos..

:-k

Sounds serious... have you written your will yet?

Muddy
03-27-2015, 02:42 PM
Dontt need too. P.o.d to wifey.

PorkChopSandwiches
03-27-2015, 02:44 PM
you pood on your wife :shock:

Muddy
03-27-2015, 02:45 PM
Cleveland steamer..

Muddy
03-27-2015, 02:46 PM
I love trying to sleep at night and sweating my ass off..

PorkChopSandwiches
03-27-2015, 02:46 PM
Way to start a Friday, I have been married 16 years today, I think thats what I will give my wife

Muddy
03-27-2015, 02:48 PM
It all started yesterday.. Really I feel tons better than last night. Congrats on the marriage.. Squirt her one time for me.

PorkChopSandwiches
03-27-2015, 02:48 PM
She has asked that I call out all your known usernames while I do it, starting and ending with MuddyGut

Muddy
03-27-2015, 02:55 PM
Shaqs on regis right now.. That guy is awesome.. Lol

Muddy
03-27-2015, 02:57 PM
Hahahaha.. Snoop just showed up and is rapping..

Jezter
03-27-2015, 03:43 PM
She has asked that I call out all your known usernames while I do it, starting and ending with MuddyGut

Squeeze in one "Jezzie The Finn!" somewhere in the middle of teh buttseks.

Pony
03-27-2015, 09:16 PM
Thank god it's over.

DemonGeminiX
03-27-2015, 09:48 PM
The Italian courts have acquitted Amanda Knox.

RBP
03-27-2015, 11:40 PM
The Italian courts have acquitted Amanda Knox.

Wow. 4th trial... is it over now?

RBP
03-27-2015, 11:42 PM
My boss is incompetent, devoid of any critical reasoning skills, and technically illiterate.

Today I found out her boss will defend her through screaming, ranting, and intimidation.

Glorious.

PorkChopSandwiches
03-27-2015, 11:44 PM
I feel lucky when it comes to my boss. Hes a gamer and loves tech, also sees the value in IT instead of looking at it as a cost.

DemonGeminiX
03-27-2015, 11:49 PM
Wow. 4th trial... is it over now?

News agencies are saying that it is indeed over now.

DemonGeminiX
03-27-2015, 11:50 PM
My boss is incompetent, devoid of any critical reasoning skills, and technically illiterate.

Today I found out her boss will defend her through screaming, ranting, and intimidation.

Glorious.

Screaming at you? Is her boss a woman too?

RBP
03-28-2015, 02:16 AM
Screaming at you? Is her boss a woman too?

No. Voice cracking anger at me and then proceeded to scream at my female coworker. I went toe to toe, I don't respond kindly to that behavior.

I hope he feels like a big man for making a woman that upset for absolutely no reason and no fault of hers. And his rant at her was about me.

PorkChopSandwiches
03-28-2015, 02:55 AM
Just do your job properly and women won't have to suffer :twisted:

RBP
03-28-2015, 03:15 AM
This is the same guy who after knowing I was lied to in a manner that caused me to perjure myself to a state's attorney, called me to say that if asked I should "do a sergeant shultz" and say I know nothing.

Teh One Who Knocks
03-28-2015, 11:22 AM
I'm the illest motherfucker from here to Gardena

Hugh_Janus
03-28-2015, 11:43 AM
mutton chops are coming off today :sad2:

PorkChopSandwiches
03-28-2015, 02:40 PM
Pics or gtfo

DemonGeminiX
03-29-2015, 02:09 AM
For fast food, Arby's is expensive without coupons.

deebakes
03-29-2015, 03:04 AM
fuck you kentucky :x

DemonGeminiX
03-29-2015, 11:27 AM
Is synthetic oil worth the cost?

:-k

Goofy
03-29-2015, 03:32 PM
Is synthetic oil worth the cost?

:-k

Depends on the cost obviously :shakehead:

Pony
03-29-2015, 04:43 PM
Is synthetic oil worth the cost?

:-k

I use Castrol full synthetic in my vehicles. I think it's worth the extra. Plus I'm more confident changing the oil less often so it's really not costing me more.

Hal-9000
03-29-2015, 05:52 PM
mutton chops are coming off today :sad2:


Lemmy :rip:

DemonGeminiX
03-29-2015, 06:19 PM
Depends on the cost obviously :shakehead:

An oil change with conventional oil runs between $20 - $35 where I'm at. With full synthetic oil, it'll run around $70 - $80. I can't change the oil myself, I have to pay someone to do it.

redred
03-29-2015, 06:31 PM
Do you have a warranty service ? Where you have to service the car every 12000 for example if so it wouldn't be worth it they still need to change it at the same service point no matter what type you use

DemonGeminiX
03-29-2015, 06:33 PM
Nope.

PorkChopSandwiches
03-29-2015, 06:43 PM
It's coming soon, it will be a government funded right to have your car serviced :lol:

DemonGeminiX
03-29-2015, 06:48 PM
It's coming soon, it will be a government funded right to have your car serviced :lol:

:x

Those bastards!

I'll switch to a bike... oh wait... :doh:

PorkChopSandwiches
03-29-2015, 06:49 PM
:rofl: You just made me spit beer

RBP
03-29-2015, 06:55 PM
:lol:

Hal-9000
03-29-2015, 06:58 PM
:x

Those bastards!

I'll switch to a bike... oh wait... :doh:


holy shit



:lol:

Pony
03-29-2015, 07:18 PM
An oil change with conventional oil runs between $20 - $35 where I'm at. With full synthetic oil, it'll run around $70 - $80. I can't change the oil myself, I have to pay someone to do it.

Jeezus, what a ripoff. I just looked it up at my local just to see the cost difference for the oil, Conventional Castrol is $25.99/5 quart jug, Full synthetic Castrol is $36.99/5 quart jug.

Those assholes charge more than double for synthetic? Where are you taking it?

Hal-9000
03-29-2015, 07:43 PM
Jeezus, what a ripoff. I just looked it up at my local just to see the cost difference for the oil, Conventional Castrol is $25.99/5 quart jug, Full synthetic Castrol is $36.99/5 quart jug.

Those assholes charge more than double for synthetic? Where are you taking it?

try getting a regular oil change up here...I don't look up the price of synthetic because cheapo oil changes (with a 20 point inspection!) average at 60.00....go to a dealership, expect 85 -100...

redred
03-29-2015, 09:41 PM
off on a short break UK family holiday tomorrow just hope the weather isn't too bad

RBP
03-29-2015, 10:02 PM
off on a short break UK family holiday tomorrow just hope the weather isn't too bad

Prague again?

RBP
03-29-2015, 10:03 PM
I am sofa king tired and want a nap, but the couch hasn't been delivered yet.

DemonGeminiX
03-29-2015, 10:04 PM
Jeezus, what a ripoff. I just looked it up at my local just to see the cost difference for the oil, Conventional Castrol is $25.99/5 quart jug, Full synthetic Castrol is $36.99/5 quart jug.

Those assholes charge more than double for synthetic? Where are you taking it?

It's pretty much par for the course around here. Walmart, Tire Kingdom, Tires Plus, etc...

redred
03-29-2015, 10:09 PM
Prague again?

no staying in the country this time Newquay Cornwall in a caravan

deebakes
03-31-2015, 02:59 AM
:x

Those bastards!

I'll switch to a bike... oh wait... :doh:

:lmao:

RBP
03-31-2015, 03:09 AM
no staying in the country this time Newquay Cornwall in a caravan

We want the report as usual!

I am seriously considering Prague for next winter. :-k

deebakes
03-31-2015, 03:16 AM
prague is awesome, i was there in high school and would love to go back :tup:

RBP
03-31-2015, 03:18 AM
Is it a seasonal destination?

deebakes
03-31-2015, 03:34 AM
beats me, i was there around this time of year, it was similar weather wise to where both you and i are :shrug:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-31-2015, 10:14 AM
We want the report as usual!

I am seriously considering Prague for next winter. :-k

Must be nice Richie McRicherson

RBP
03-31-2015, 03:25 PM
Must be nice Richie McRicherson
Not my fault you guys spend money on parasites. :hand:

Edit: my way of saying there are benefits of being childless. I make shit money. :lol:

KevinD
03-31-2015, 04:15 PM
Off to work again. Probably just a two week hitch

FBD
03-31-2015, 05:41 PM
hey porky, you want an example of how badly people dont get it? :lol:

http://itsnotthelaw.com/thegameofyourname.pdf

Hal-9000
03-31-2015, 06:14 PM
three weeks today, no smoking...I think I'm going to do this.


*pats self on the back*


*grabs butt cheek*

Hey, have you been working out? :)

Teh One Who Knocks
03-31-2015, 06:17 PM
That's awesome Hal :thumbsup:

Hal-9000
03-31-2015, 06:23 PM
I wish I could advise/help other smokers going through it...I've had very few cravings/freak outs and my current symptoms are normal for heavy smokers..

I feel so fatigued and dozy, I can almost constantly nap :lol: Part of the healing process...

FBD
03-31-2015, 08:18 PM
burn the resonances in spiritual fire :tup: tamps that shit down right quick :lol:

RBP
03-31-2015, 08:59 PM
That was a first. I went up and told my neighbors to STFU.

Through the door: "What do you want"
Me: "My epileptic girlfriend is in bed with a migraine and I am working from home. I'd like you both to shut up."

He apologized (through the door).

What I should have said was "you're two grown men and that's your grandfather, you ignorant fuck. Grow up and quit screaming at him."

DemonGeminiX
03-31-2015, 10:32 PM
It has begun. Allergy season is here. I was knocked out from pain and completely useless today. I don't see myself getting any better for at least a few weeks.

RBP
03-31-2015, 10:42 PM
:empathy:

deebakes
03-31-2015, 10:45 PM
:rip: dgx

FBD
03-31-2015, 11:59 PM
seasonal allergy free, 8 years running :woot:

FBD
04-01-2015, 12:02 AM
oh, and I think its rather pathetic that anything not wanted to be seen that disagrees with commonly accepted fables is automatically tossed into the bin where nobody will have to see it.


no matter how many facts are tossed at yall... :facepalm: yall will keep denying facts are facts, and continue to ask for your butts to be fed, changed, and a little extra of that stinky ass white diaper rash shit to be smeared across the asshole for extra comfort :thumbsup:

deebakes
04-01-2015, 01:32 AM
seasonal allergy free, 8 years running :woot:

is that how long you've been anti-establishment too? :-k



now it all makes sense :shock:

Muddy
04-01-2015, 02:07 AM
I wish I could advise/help other smokers going through it...I've had very few cravings/freak outs and my current symptoms are normal for heavy smokers..

I feel so fatigued and dozy, I can almost constantly nap :lol: Part of the healing process...


Its a mother fucker man... It can be done though... Dont slip up at around a year.. Remember you are not a 'non-smoker' you are forever an 'ex-smoker'.. Dont fuck around though getting cocky after a while... You're a junkie man... I am too. Never forget... Never take another puff..

RBP
04-01-2015, 02:10 AM
Its a mother fucker man... It can be done though... Dont slip up at around a year.. Remember you are not a 'non-smoker' you are forever an 'ex-smoker'.. Dont fuck around though getting cocky after a while... You're a junkie man... I am too. Never forget... Never take another puff..

I tried to quit smoking, but I went right back to cocksucking. - Dennis Leary

DemonGeminiX
04-01-2015, 09:18 AM
Its a mother fucker man... It can be done though... Dont slip up at around a year.. Remember you are not a 'non-smoker' you are forever an 'ex-smoker'.. Dont fuck around though getting cocky after a while... You're a junkie man... I am too. Never forget... Never take another puff..

He's right. We will always be nicotine addicts. It's just a matter of self-discipline... and humility.

Teh One Who Knocks
04-01-2015, 10:24 AM
It has begun. Allergy season is here. I was knocked out from pain and completely useless today. I don't see myself getting any better for at least a few weeks.

It's started here a few weeks ago, luckily my spring allergies are nowhere near as bad as they are in the fall. That and the fucking mosquitoes are everywhere now. Can't be outside anywhere near dusk now or they swarm you instantly. Fuckers are the size of B-52's this year :wha:

Pony
04-01-2015, 11:10 AM
It's started here a few weeks ago, luckily my spring allergies are nowhere near as bad as they are in the fall.

Same here. I'm way worse in the fall.

Teh One Who Knocks
04-01-2015, 11:25 AM
Yup, my spring allergies are basically just annoying, the fall ones are the ones that really pack a punch. Not nearly as bad as yours, but mine seem to slowly be getting worse with every passing year.

Goofy
04-01-2015, 12:23 PM
Bunch of bloody woosies on this forum :roll:


















:lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
04-01-2015, 04:12 PM
It's turning into one of those days :x

Pony
04-01-2015, 04:37 PM
Woohoo! The boats are running tomorrow! Winter is over!

Teh One Who Knocks
04-01-2015, 04:45 PM
Woohoo! The boats are running tomorrow! Winter is over!

No it isn't :hand:

Hal-9000
04-01-2015, 04:57 PM
Bunch of bloody woosies on this forum :roll:






















:lol:


*wussies*

Teh One Who Knocks
04-01-2015, 04:58 PM
I'm hungry

Hal-9000
04-01-2015, 05:03 PM
Its a mother fucker man... It can be done though... Dont slip up at around a year.. Remember you are not a 'non-smoker' you are forever an 'ex-smoker'.. Dont fuck around though getting cocky after a while... You're a junkie man... I am too. Never forget... Never take another puff..

Yeah it's not the worry of having one in the first few weeks...it's the smoke you want after a year or two..


IDK man..something happened or I got secretly hypnotized. The fear of quitting was worse than the actual withdrawal...

I did do something to prep for my new life. I read all about the medical effects of nicotine (and other chemical) dependance. Not the scary obvious lung and throat and oral cancer shit...I mean what actually happens to your brain receptors and the nicotine/dopamine cycle. It's ingenious really...and those same receptors are changed for life....kinda like carved pathways. That's why so many people screw up and smoke again months or years later....once you understand the difference between the addiction and the habit....staying away from them is pretty easy.


and thanks man :thumbsup:

Hal-9000
04-01-2015, 05:10 PM
He's right. We will always be nicotine addicts. It's just a matter of self-discipline... and humility.

the cigarette companies are bastards...there's lots of online medical articles that explain exactly what happens when you start to smoke. Pretty dry reading but it is helping me immensely...

Like it's almost the perfect delivery system for a drug. Every 30 minutes or so the brain craves/needs and when you smoke, instant gratification within 7 seconds. Nicotine also sharpens some senses, inhibits insulin production and whole host of other body functions....so when you quit, it's manufactured to make you crave the drugs for about 10 different reasons.

As opposed to opiates, which create a huge one time dump of dopamine, serotonin (heroin, morphine etc)...cigarettes do a more subtle job of addiction. Like right now I have no typing abilities and can't concentrate for very long. Lizard brain is saying - Have a smoke and all of that lethargy and fuzziness will go away instantly :)

fuck you! :x non smokers don't have to and neither will I!!!

Hal-9000
04-01-2015, 05:11 PM
I am substituting big amounts of caffeine and that's supposed to be bad :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
04-01-2015, 05:12 PM
Never smoked, never will

Hal-9000
04-01-2015, 05:14 PM
nevernude



:thumbsup:

Muddy
04-01-2015, 05:23 PM
Yeah it's not the worry of having one in the first few weeks...it's the smoke you want after a year or two..


IDK man..something happened or I got secretly hypnotized. The fear of quitting was worse than the actual withdrawal...

I did do something to prep for my new life. I read all about the medical effects of nicotine (and other chemical) dependance. Not the scary obvious lung and throat and oral cancer shit...I mean what actually happens to your brain receptors and the nicotine/dopamine cycle. It's ingenious really...and those same receptors are changed for life....kinda like carved pathways. That's why so many people screw up and smoke again months or years later....once you understand the difference between the addiction and the habit....staying away from them is pretty easy.


and thanks man :thumbsup:

You've figured it out.. I think this is your time..

Hal-9000
04-01-2015, 05:40 PM
I'm also not working and not living..so stress levels are at an all time low :oops:

I would recommend 2 weeks off for anyone who really wants to throw away the weeds for good :thumbsup:

enjoy the changes......

Goofy
04-01-2015, 07:35 PM
It's turning into one of those days :x

Like a monday? :-s


*wussies*

:oops:

RBP
04-02-2015, 01:44 AM
People ask me why I am not on Facebook.

"I don't know. Just feels too intrusive."

Kind of....

I wouldn't last a week. I'd be fine for a few days, then it would be vodka-midnight and I'd post stupid inappropriate shit. By 9 am I would have apologized far too many times, received a suggestion from my mother that I call my psychologist, set my relationship back a year, gotten called a misogynist by people I've never spoken with, and set a record for received "wtf were you thinking, dude" on text.

I'll stay here, thanks.

RBP
04-02-2015, 02:36 AM
It has begun. Allergy season is here. I was knocked out from pain and completely useless today. I don't see myself getting any better for at least a few weeks.

http://www.weather.com/health/news/worst-spring-allergy-cities-2014-20140709

cities ranked: http://www.aafa.org/pdfs/FINAL%20public%20LIST%20Spring_2015%20Updated.pdf

DemonGeminiX
04-02-2015, 04:10 AM
People ask me why I am not on Facebook.

"I don't know. Just feels too intrusive."

Kind of....

I wouldn't last a week. I'd be fine for a few days, then it would be vodka-midnight and I'd post stupid inappropriate shit. By 9 am I would have apologized far too many times, received a suggestion from my mother that I call my psychologist, set my relationship back a year, gotten called a misogynist by people I've never spoken with, and set a record for received "wtf were you thinking, dude" on text.

I'll stay here, thanks.

It is too intrusive and there are way too many people on there that just want to waste your time. That's why I deleted my accounts a long time ago.

DemonGeminiX
04-02-2015, 04:11 AM
http://www.weather.com/health/news/worst-spring-allergy-cities-2014-20140709

cities ranked: http://www.aafa.org/pdfs/FINAL%20public%20LIST%20Spring_2015%20Updated.pdf

I wonder where my small town would rank if they considered every conceivable place in the USA.

:-k

RBP
04-02-2015, 04:58 AM
I wonder where my small town would rank if they considered every conceivable place in the USA.

:-k

532. #notaguess

Goofy
04-02-2015, 11:53 AM
I wish those fucking Germans would build their cars a bit better......... fuckin' BMW shite :meh:

Goofy
04-02-2015, 01:08 PM
Goof 1, BMW 0.

FBD
04-02-2015, 01:11 PM
is that how long you've been anti-establishment too? :-k



now it all makes sense :shock:
yup - spiritual practices tend to have the side effect of just not accepting severe logical inconsistencies any longer :lol: to live in truth requires rejecting of lies.

Teh One Who Knocks
04-02-2015, 01:15 PM
Goof 1, BMW 0.

You cheated :hand:

FBD
04-02-2015, 02:07 PM
out of the Atlanta Fed yesterday....

growth for Q1 2015...

ZERO POINT ZERO


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKS0GVvoE9I

Goofy
04-02-2015, 03:49 PM
You cheated :hand:

Thats what us winners do :tup:

Hal-9000
04-02-2015, 04:51 PM
People ask me why I am not on Facebook.

"I don't know. Just feels too intrusive."

Kind of....

I wouldn't last a week. I'd be fine for a few days, then it would be vodka-midnight and I'd post stupid inappropriate shit. By 9 am I would have apologized far too many times, received a suggestion from my mother that I call my psychologist, set my relationship back a year, gotten called a misogynist by people I've never spoken with, and set a record for received "wtf were you thinking, dude" on text.

I'll stay here, thanks.

I started on FB in 2007. Joined because my sister was active on it because of her son's death and it was a good tool for things like that....then.

You could add little apps onto your page, start group pages (ideal for sister's situation) and determine the layout of the apps. You had at least what looked like some control over privacy.

Then it changed....I took about an 8 month break and the interface/GUI had completely morphed into something else. It's changed again since that time...adding a 'timeline' and linking just about every action a person can do on a page.


Simply put - old days you could send a personal message to someone on FB and the world couldn't see it. You could make a post on their 'wall' and only they or whoever they deemed okay, could see that wall post.

In recent times I've read that you can go into someone's timeline and with some patience, locate their personal messages. No matter how many privacy filters you set, almost every piece of data is recorded and logged, and can be found.

It's like a huge network of 'likes' or actions that are linked together. Every time you make a mouse click on FB, it gets put into a 'feed' or a barrel of 'shit that you have done'. People think that their info can only be seen by other FB friends, think again..

I actually felt my privacy being violated the last time I logged on...it was a palpable, physical feeling :lol: :lol:

Got nothing to hide but when you can't delete a single entry, (they 'archive them') or your account from something (for life)....it's too invasive.

FBD
04-02-2015, 05:03 PM
those changes were the 1 billion dollars being placed into zuckfuck's face



they were buying your data, and paying off one man :lol:


just like your legal fictional entity spelled in all caps that was pledged as collateral when the federal reserve "bailed out the treasury" in the 30s, you get to be registered chattle. except this one extends across national borders

Hal-9000
04-02-2015, 05:12 PM
Yes I have noooo problem believing in that particular conspiracy...


what better way to tag and keep track of millions of people - create a free, friendly networking app that everyone can use! Yay!

A little pop up should appear when you join FB - Congrats, you have been cataloged and processed for life :)

FBD
04-02-2015, 05:21 PM
hehe....how about the one where cel towers routinely have two and a half orders of magnitude greater power delivery than what's required to deliver just the cel signal?

Hal-9000
04-02-2015, 05:35 PM
did you watch Citizenfour FBD?

they show the complex being built that houses texts, phone calls, emails for the NSA :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
04-02-2015, 06:51 PM
It's one of those days again :|



Urge to kill rising....rising....RISING....RISING.....RISING!!! !!!!

PorkChopSandwiches
04-02-2015, 06:55 PM
Try weed

FBD
04-02-2015, 06:58 PM
did you watch Citizenfour FBD?

they show the complex being built that houses texts, phone calls, emails for the NSA :lol:

missed that one! another illegal usage of our tax dollars.

FBD
04-02-2015, 07:02 PM
Try weed

:hand: that stuff's illegal



:lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
04-02-2015, 07:02 PM
Try weed

At work? :-s

:slap:


I'm drinking Red Bull, that may not be helping the situation :-k

FBD
04-02-2015, 07:04 PM
you just need a few bites of a brownie at lunchtime, lance.

PorkChopSandwiches
04-02-2015, 07:05 PM
At work? :-s

:slap:


I'm drinking Red Bull, that may not be helping the situation :-k

:lol:

Those things put me on edge too

FBD
04-02-2015, 07:06 PM
besides, the war on drugs has ruined exponentially more lives than drugs themselves :lol:

FBD
04-03-2015, 11:25 AM
lol, more threats of a greece exit from the euro.


just. fucking. do. it. already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Teh One Who Knocks
04-03-2015, 01:56 PM
:serenade:

You know I'm a dreamer
But my heart's of gold
I had to run away high
So I wouldn't come home low
Just when things went right
It doesn't mean they were always wrong
Just take this song, and you'll never feel
Left all alone

DemonGeminiX
04-03-2015, 03:35 PM
I've got some junk I've gotta do. :meh:

FBD
04-03-2015, 03:43 PM
whew. gaahhhhh damn, when my L5 fkn vertebra is shifted backwards, it sucks. the way it sort of works is my entire spine is shifted backward a bit.

moving that back into place feels like I just moved the friggin side of a mountain :|


(incentive not to be a fkn slacker ;) )

Hal-9000
04-03-2015, 03:57 PM
Try weed

Okay, I may be doing it wrong though since I'm new...don't hate :)

Hal-9000
04-03-2015, 03:57 PM
:friday:

Teh One Who Knocks
04-03-2015, 04:31 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ydRREN8.jpg

Working on quoting more cool stuff....

DemonGeminiX
04-03-2015, 04:38 PM
That is pretty cool. :thumbsup:

Hal-9000
04-03-2015, 04:48 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ydRREN8.jpg

Working on quoting more cool stuff....


building shuttles? :shock:



whoa dude :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
04-03-2015, 04:54 PM
Building something :shifty:

DemonGeminiX
04-03-2015, 04:57 PM
Probably a few chairs for the room where they build the real cool junk.

deebakes
04-04-2015, 12:09 AM
whew. gaahhhhh damn, when my L5 fkn vertebra is shifted backwards, it sucks. the way it sort of works is my entire spine is shifted backward a bit.

moving that back into place feels like I just moved the friggin side of a mountain :|


(incentive not to be a fkn slacker ;) )

fucking obama :x

RBP
04-04-2015, 03:54 AM
That was a first. I went up and told my neighbors to STFU.

Through the door: "What do you want"
Me: "My epileptic girlfriend is in bed with a migraine and I am working from home. I'd like you both to shut up."

He apologized (through the door).

What I should have said was "you're two grown men and that's your grandfather, you ignorant fuck. Grow up and quit screaming at him."

So the GF noticed what she thinks is avoidance behavior. I told her if the yelling has stopped the rest is not our concern.

But the stomping has also stopped and the neighbor won't look at or speak to me. I think maybe his grandson either left or he kicked him out.

Now I feel bad.

That and I have zero ability to deal with passive aggressive behavior. None. :lol:

FBD
04-04-2015, 03:22 PM
sounds like you had good ability to deal with it - go address it and shut it the fuck up :tup:

no ability to deal with it would have been using the butt of your shotgun to knock on their door :lol:

Hal-9000
04-04-2015, 04:53 PM
Tawnee Stone....:-k

there's a name that takes me back....beautiful fresh face, nice boobs and killer ass

I think she predates Tiffany Teen...

Hal-9000
04-04-2015, 04:54 PM
NSFW


damn girl..

http://i.imgur.com/Gs9ST3E.gif

Hal-9000
04-04-2015, 05:03 PM
So the GF noticed what she thinks is avoidance behavior. I told her if the yelling has stopped the rest is not our concern.

But the stomping has also stopped and the neighbor won't look at or speak to me. I think maybe his grandson either left or he kicked him out.

Now I feel bad.

That and I have zero ability to deal with passive aggressive behavior. None. :lol:


I hate that term...passive aggressive. At times all of us hold back until something pisses us off, then you hold back a little more for the sake of decorum. It's like we're conditioned to become that way. "Let things roll off of your back", "Compartmentalize", "Focus your stress upon something else"....versus, "Express yourself", "Let your feelings be known", "Communicate your displeasure", " Release the fucking hounds" :lol:

We get bombarded with 10 different suggestions on how to handle events in our lives...no wonder our brains almost short circuit when it comes time physically demonstrate our feelings.

One night here GF calls me passive-aggressive (in anger) and then after I explain what the post meant he apologizes profusely because he misread the intent of the words....thought I was throwing a whole bunch of shade at him and that was a million miles from the case.....was that him actually being P-A in text?? :lol: :lol:

RBP
04-04-2015, 10:41 PM
Probably a few chairs for the room where they build the real cool junk.

Wow. :lol:

RBP
04-04-2015, 10:45 PM
Tawnee Stone....:-k

there's a name that takes me back....beautiful fresh face, nice boobs and killer ass

I think she predates Tiffany Teen...

I was thinking Tawana Brawley. Totally different. :lol:

redred
04-04-2015, 11:48 PM
:woot: happy

deebakes
04-05-2015, 03:20 AM
:lol: kentucky

RBP
04-05-2015, 03:49 AM
:choke:

Teh One Who Knocks
04-06-2015, 10:33 AM
Ah, Easter with the in-laws, always a fun way to waste an entire day. :thumbsup:














:sarcasm:

Teh One Who Knocks
04-06-2015, 10:55 AM
I'm so glad we pay so much every season for the kid's soccer....the girls had an away game on Saturday, game time arrives and none of the officiating crew is there (we almost never get linesmen, but that's another sore point for me for another time) so the home team appoints their own assistant coach as referee. :| About 8 minutes or so into the first half, the home team scores a goal that was clearly offsides and shouldn't have counted. He let the goal stand. :| A little while later, our ref finally shows up. Our team ends up losing 2-1 on a goal that never should have counted. Now I understand it's rec league and not a competitive league, but still, that's this team's first loss in more than 2 years and it never should have happened.

:|

Hal-9000
04-06-2015, 05:51 PM
I'm so glad we pay so much every season for the kid's soccer....the girls had an away game on Saturday, game time arrives and none of the officiating crew is there (we almost never get linesmen, but that's another sore point for me for another time) so the home team appoints their own assistant coach as referee. :| About 8 minutes or so into the first half, the home team scores a goal that was clearly offsides and shouldn't have counted. He let the goal stand. :| A little while later, our ref finally shows up. Our team ends up losing 2-1 on a goal that never should have counted. Now I understand it's rec league and not a competitive league, but still, that's this team's first loss in more than 2 years and it never should have happened.

:|

I used to play on a flag football team and we would occasionally have to ref when the 'official' refs wouldn't show up. We had an official guy come late and start reffing in the fourth quarter. He made a very bad call and cost our team the game. I was elected to discuss it with him and he tossed me from the game with 4 plays left (we used play counts for games, not clocks or times) :lol:

All teams were self coached and any coaches were usually players too. QB and coach from the other team came to our bench and apologized for the win, that's how bad it was :lol:

Hal-9000
04-06-2015, 05:56 PM
I know it's hard Lance but the lesson I leaned from that game was that referees rarely change their calls no matter how wrong they are. I remember approaching this guy in a very friendly way and asking a question. Next thing I know he's frothing and ranting, I'm laughing at him in shock really...and I'm getting told to leave the field :lol:

It was nice that the other team realized the ref had some other issues beyond very poor eyesight.

Teh One Who Knocks
04-06-2015, 06:07 PM
The point isn't that a ref made a bad call, the point is that the home team appointed one of it's assistant coaches as ref and he is the one that made the bad call, not an official ref.

Hal-9000
04-06-2015, 06:27 PM
Yes I read that part...I guess my point was - It doesn't matter who is doing the reffing, once a call is made there's little you can do about it.

Except be that frothing, irate parent who charges the field screaming and pushing people :thumbsup:

DemonGeminiX
04-06-2015, 09:00 PM
with the in-laws

:-s

Teh One Who Knocks
04-06-2015, 09:38 PM
:-s

Basically....that's what they are gonna be soon enough. :dunno:

DemonGeminiX
04-06-2015, 09:52 PM
:lol:

OK. Thought you might have slipped one by us.

DemonGeminiX
04-07-2015, 08:06 AM
Microsoft does it again! They've created an IDE that's a pain in the ass to install. It's funny how all of the open source third party IDE's I use installed and ran easy and smooth like a knife through warm butter on the very first try. Microsoft's? Nope. It fucks up the first time, then I had to repair the fucking install 3 or 4 times. And every time I ran the repair, I had to restart the computer too. It took forever.

Teh One Who Knocks
04-07-2015, 10:26 AM
Microsoft does it again! They've created an IDE that's a pain in the ass to install. It's funny how all of the open source third party IDE's I use installed and ran easy and smooth like a knife through warm butter on the very first try. Microsoft's? Nope. It fucks up the first time, then I had to repair the fucking install 3 or 4 times. And every time I ran the repair, I had to restart the computer too. It took forever.

:violin:











































8-[

redred
04-07-2015, 12:12 PM
:woot: they made a Hot Tub Time Machine 2

Goofy
04-07-2015, 12:16 PM
:woot: they made a Hot Tub Time Machine 2

:slap:

redred
04-07-2015, 12:33 PM
Not a fan?

deebakes
04-07-2015, 01:08 PM
the first one was shite :shrug:

DemonGeminiX
04-07-2015, 02:50 PM
My neighbor just shot his shotgun off again. I wonder what it was this time?

Hal-9000
04-07-2015, 04:49 PM
My neighbor just shot his shotgun off again. I wonder what it was this time?

High noon notification? :lol:


:howdy:

Teh One Who Knocks
04-07-2015, 04:56 PM
All times are GMT -6. The time now is 10:56 AM.

DemonGeminiX
04-07-2015, 06:10 PM
Rand Paul has announced his candidacy for the Presidency.

Goofy
04-07-2015, 06:46 PM
Not a fan?

See Dee's reply below for my thoughts :ok:


the first one was shite :shrug:

PorkChopSandwiches
04-07-2015, 08:34 PM
First one had some funny parts, what kind of comedys do you like

PorkChopSandwiches
04-07-2015, 08:36 PM
Microsoft does it again! They've created an IDE that's a pain in the ass to install. It's funny how all of the open source third party IDE's I use installed and ran easy and smooth like a knife through warm butter on the very first try. Microsoft's? Nope. It fucks up the first time, then I had to repair the fucking install 3 or 4 times. And every time I ran the repair, I had to restart the computer too. It took forever.

If you are referring to Visual Studios 2013, mine took maybe 30 to download/install but I had no problems on my 8.1 laptop

Hugh_Janus
04-07-2015, 10:11 PM
I fell down a load of stairs :dance:

FBD
04-08-2015, 04:44 PM
Last night I sat behind two wizards on a bus, and overheard the following:

A: I have a positive integral number of children, whose ages are positive integers, the sum of which is the number of this bus, while the product is my own age.

B: How interesting! Perhaps if you told me your age and the number of your children, I could work out their individual ages?

A: No.

B: Aha! AT LAST I know how old you are!

PorkChopSandwiches
04-08-2015, 05:03 PM
I fell down a load of stairs :dance:

:lol: We need details

PorkChopSandwiches
04-08-2015, 05:05 PM
Last night I sat behind two wizards on a bus, and overheard the following:

A: I have a positive integral number of children, whose ages are positive integers, the sum of which is the number of this bus, while the product is my own age.

B: How interesting! Perhaps if you told me your age and the number of your children, I could work out their individual ages?

A: No.

B: Aha! AT LAST I know how old you are!

the bus number is 12

FBD
04-08-2015, 05:26 PM
dingding

FBD
04-08-2015, 05:39 PM
http://www.conversationsthatmatter.tv/

interview with Freeman Dyson currently on the front

skip 3 minutes in to get to him

Hal-9000
04-09-2015, 04:54 PM
Last night I sat behind two wizards on a bus, and overheard the following:

A: I have a positive integral number of children, whose ages are positive integers, the sum of which is the number of this bus, while the product is my own age.

B: How interesting! Perhaps if you told me your age and the number of your children, I could work out their individual ages?

A: No.

B: Aha! AT LAST I know how old you are!


The eastbound train is going 42 mph :mrgreen:

FBD
04-09-2015, 05:22 PM
porky just knows the site I got it from :lol:

PorkChopSandwiches
04-09-2015, 06:08 PM
:lol:

I thought it was impossible to answer at first, then I was out mathed by MIT

FBD
04-09-2015, 06:15 PM
I took one look at it and knew there was some jacked up way to get an answer that I wasnt going to maths myself over :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
04-09-2015, 06:15 PM
How is it only 12:15? :|

Goofy
04-09-2015, 06:24 PM
How is it only 12:15? :|

:slap: It's after 7pm :hand:

Teh One Who Knocks
04-09-2015, 06:24 PM
All times are GMT -6. The time now is 12:24 PM.

FBD
04-09-2015, 07:49 PM
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-04-09/saudi-arabia-going-it-why-saudis-just-boosted-oil-production-record-high

cripes....sorry Kev!

FBD
04-09-2015, 08:07 PM
Muddy....while fracking may cause some concern, this is way worse:

http://www.washingtonsblog.com/2014/05/nuclear-fuel-fragment-fukushima-found-europe.html


The BBC points out that Fukushima reactor 3 was highly unusual in that it burned a plutonium and uranium fuel mixture called “MOX“

The amount of radioactive fuel at Fukushima dwarfs Chernobyl

A Japanese nuclear reactor designer and various scientists think that the explosion of reactor 3 – the one with plutonium – was a nuclear explosion

Highly radioactive black “dirt” has been found all over Japan. The Journals Environmental Science & Technology and Journal of Environmental Radioactivity both found that the highly radioactive black substances match fuel from the core of the Fukushima reactors. The U.S. Nuclear Regulatory Commission agrees

As discussed above, the jet stream wind current goes straight from Fukushima to the West Coast of North America. So if material from the explosion made it up the jet stream, it could be carried thousands of miles from there







oh.................and:

"We reported in 2012 that top nuclear experts say that the technology doesn’t yet even exist to clean up Fukushima."


"the fact that the technology… to remove the molten or semi-molten fuel doesn’t exist yet…"


NHK ‘Nuclear Watch’ transcript, Mar 31, 2015 (emphasis added):

NHK: The people trying to decommission the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear plant have been hit by setback after setback… and faced accusations of misconduct. It’s lost them a lot of public trust… [Naohiro Masuda, president of Tepco’s decommissioning company] revealed he’s not sure if he can comply with the government set plan [for] removing the fuel…
Naohiro Masuda, president of Tepco’s Fukushima Daiichi Decommissioning Company: We have no idea about the debris. We don’t know its shape or strength. We have to remove it remotely from 30 meters above, but we don’t have that kind of technology, it simply doesn’t exist... We still don’t know whether it’s possible to fill the reactor containers with water. We’ve found some cracks and holes in the three damaged container vessels, but we don’t know if we found them all. If it turns out there are other holes, we might have to look for some other way to remove the debris.





There must surely be a chance that it won’t work out, and that the eventual solution will be something like the Chernobyl solution… a sarcophagus of some kind sealing in the 3 plants…
Klein: This is something that has never been done… Units 1, 2, and 3… molten fuel penetrated the bottom of the vessel… We don’t know… how much and where it moved. ***














http://enenews.com/govt-experts-astounding-radiation-levels-measured-fukushima-almost-500000-times-normal-weve-never-anything-close-amazing-7000-km-away-matter-life-death-videos
Astounding” levels of radiation measured in U.S. from Fukushima — Around 500,000 times our normal levels… “We never have ever seen anything even close to that, concentrations went up and up and up every day… Amazing to see this 7,000 km away”

DemonGeminiX
04-10-2015, 04:27 PM
When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be
And in my hour of darkness
She is standing right in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be

Hal-9000
04-10-2015, 04:41 PM
One month today, yay. Next time I revisit the subject it should be one year hopefully :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
04-10-2015, 04:42 PM
Good job Hal :thumbsup:

Hal-9000
04-10-2015, 04:45 PM
thanks...I have to call a pesky insurance guy back. Have a happy Friday

Teh One Who Knocks
04-10-2015, 04:49 PM
:bye:

DemonGeminiX
04-10-2015, 06:49 PM
My cell phone caller auto reject list is growing exponentially.

FBD
04-10-2015, 07:38 PM
“If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.”

- George S. Patton Jr.

DemonGeminiX
04-10-2015, 10:22 PM
Pay money to get the car washed and it's still not clean. I don't care if it's "only $5", I expect the car to be clean because that's what I paid for. Y'all advertised a cleanly washed car exterior for $5. If you say you're gonna clean the car for $5, then take the $5, shut the hell up, and clean the freakin' car. Don't act like a child, pout, and then do a half-assed job. Y'all set the prices, not me. If y'all wanted more money to clean the car, then you should charge more for the freakin' job. Now I have to clean the shit you fools missed. I didn't want to clean the car myself, that's why I was paying you idiots to do it.

PorkChopSandwiches
04-10-2015, 11:37 PM
Truth. My wife took the truck back to the dealer and had them wash it again. 30 min for a shit wash. If you won't do it right. Then don't offer it.

FBD
04-12-2015, 04:05 PM
Jesus fucking christ, the cops executed another man, announcing they were going to do it 30 seconds before doing so. escalating a situation and then executing motherfuckers. and a cop kicks his coworker in the head for good measure, just to show they were harmed.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6e3_1428698048

whatever they were doing in walmart, I dont know, but one of the kids pushed a clerk over as they were leaving, cops called, and....

well yeah, obey us immediately or we will beat you and kill you. we will come break your family up and you'd better obey immediately or the clubs, tazers, and guns come out, and then we announce another fucking execution.

curious if any bootlickers will be sticking up for the cops just wanting to go home to their loved ones at the end of the day :roll:

Goofy
04-12-2015, 05:24 PM
Jesus fucking christ, the cops executed another man, announcing they were going to do it 30 seconds before doing so. escalating a situation and then executing motherfuckers. and a cop kicks his coworker in the head for good measure, just to show they were harmed.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6e3_1428698048

whatever they were doing in walmart, I dont know, but one of the kids pushed a clerk over as they were leaving, cops called, and....

well yeah, obey us immediately or we will beat you and kill you. we will come break your family up and you'd better obey immediately or the clubs, tazers, and guns come out, and then we announce another fucking execution.

curious if any bootlickers will be sticking up for the cops just wanting to go home to their loved ones at the end of the day :roll:

Did you actually watch the video? I see a bunch of half-breeds attacking police officers (the police didn't throw the first blows), resisting arrest etc etc - the clown that got himself shot was on top of a police officer and judging by where his hands were it looks to me as if he's going for the cop's gun......... sorry FBD but that's just a complete clusterfuck 100% caused by the actions of those fucking idiotic citizens.

FBD
04-12-2015, 06:10 PM
:lol:
I love how I can watch the same video and other people, in their conditioned response, regurgitate faithfully

you watched a family having a discussion, a cop charge in saying we are breaking you all up and separating you, and the dad say wait a minute and get in front of him, at which point cops grab an arm and the boys start swinging.

people must be fuckin blind :lol: or, just so supremely conditioned, that, the bear-police attack image is perfectly representative of what "law" is these days - and the saddest part of all, a high % of general public's unconditional acceptance of people's rights being violated, or them being straight up executed.

no problem with that cop just walking over and popping that kid right in the top of his head, execution?


:facepalm:

sick and fucking disgusting.

I dont know why people are ok with cops creating a situation, dealing with it violently, then blaming the victims for their incredulity at having their rights, faces, and lives stomped on by the "authorities"

Goofy
04-12-2015, 06:23 PM
:lol:
I love how I can watch the same video and other people, in their conditioned response, regurgitate faithfully

you watched a family having a discussion, a cop charge in saying we are breaking you all up and separating you, and the dad say wait a minute and get in front of him, at which point cops grab an arm and the boys start swinging.

people must be fuckin blind :lol: or, just so supremely conditioned, that, the bear-police attack image is perfectly representative of what "law" is these days - and the saddest part of all, a high % of general public's unconditional acceptance of people's rights being violated, or them being straight up executed.

no problem with that cop just walking over and popping that kid right in the top of his head, execution?


:facepalm:

sick and fucking disgusting.

I dont know why people are ok with cops creating a situation, dealing with it violently, then blaming the victims for their incredulity at having their rights, faces, and lives stomped on by the "authorities"

Do you get off on talking down at people? "Conditioned response"? No, it's my opinion after watching the video and making my own conclusions. You seem to be the one with the conditioned response of hating the police, you see what you want to see because of said hatred. Get a life mate before your hatred of all people in power consumes you. Every other post you make on our site conforms to your pre-conditioned hatred and i'm pretty sure most of us are sick of it. There's plenty conspiracy forums on the web mate...... just sayin'.

Pony
04-12-2015, 08:24 PM
Pretty much what Goof said, I'm sick and fucking tired of how you treat everyone else here FBD. If you're gonna continue to just denigrate the members here and sling insults, veiled or not, you can just fuck right off and spend your time elsewhere.

DemonGeminiX
04-12-2015, 09:55 PM
:+1:

RBP
04-12-2015, 10:10 PM
:agreed:

redred
04-13-2015, 07:19 AM
:dance2:

Arkady Renko
04-13-2015, 10:28 AM
I am pleased to see that this place is still alive and kicking and that gratuitous flaming has not gone out of fashion yet.

Pony
04-13-2015, 10:30 AM
:shock:


:lol:

DemonGeminiX
04-13-2015, 12:50 PM
I am pleased to see that this place is still alive and kicking and that gratuitous flaming has not gone out of fashion yet.

:wavey:

FBD
04-13-2015, 01:39 PM
you'll have the government from V before too long - in fact, we already do, yous just havent been shown that brick wall just yet. And yous will STILL be sitting there saying jeez there's nothing I can do about it - if you ever even happen to get to the point of noticing its all bollocks.

redred
04-13-2015, 01:42 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z5qpyxRR-A

FBD
04-13-2015, 01:56 PM
the happy place is not a physical location and it does not have physical things in it :lol: but it exists, I spend a bunch of time there daily. I just happen to take a look at the good, the bad, and the ugly...I guess my sin is pointing it out and calling balls & strikes :lol:
(besides, the government in V was exactly what Binney described ...)

redred
04-13-2015, 04:40 PM
http://i.imgur.com/e3oHm23.gif

DemonGeminiX
04-13-2015, 07:37 PM
Escaped the dentist with a clean record today. :woot:

Hugh_Janus
04-13-2015, 07:43 PM
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

PorkChopSandwiches
04-13-2015, 07:47 PM
Escaped the dentist with a clean record today. :woot:


fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

You guys dont even have dentists, do you?

Hugh_Janus
04-13-2015, 07:51 PM
You guys dont even have dentists, do you?

i will bet everythibg i have on me having less fillings than you :nana:

Hugh_Janus
04-13-2015, 07:51 PM
also :d

PorkChopSandwiches
04-13-2015, 08:07 PM
i will bet everythibg i have on me having less fillings than you :nana:

No teeth, no fillings

DemonGeminiX
04-13-2015, 08:28 PM
:lol:

FBD
04-13-2015, 08:29 PM
http://i.imgur.com/e3oHm23.gif

cant go to the happy place with booze, or while boozed, or boozing often ;)
I mean, you can, but it is illusory in that context.

meditation - its to learn how to exist without a body so that when you die, your energies arent scattered and picked apart by vultures.

that's why certain groups will tell you to go to the light - to get you to abandon your collapsing wave potential

while you may get "plucked safely" and put somewhere hopefully not too dangerous, the premium extracted is heavy.

meditation is to harvest those energies and allow your consciousness to act willfully, instead of having the winds of karma blow you wherever, after extracting an energetic premium from you

so I'm sure you can extrapolate my feelings on certain groups and the vast majority of followers who are ignorant of many of these matters, government or religious ;)

Hal-9000
04-13-2015, 09:26 PM
it's nice when the system works well for once :thumbsup:

my family doc retired and the clinic didn't think to notify any patients...

so today I :

1. located doctors taking new patients
2. called one about 2 miles from my house
3. got a meet n greet
4. got right in at the appointed time, no waiting
5. besides the meet n greet I got:
a) a referral to a specialists for a minor ongoing thing
b) blood pressure, heart etc all taken/looked at
c) all aspects of the first part of a full physical (minus the blood and ECG stuff)
d) any and all questions answered about stuff happening to my bod since quitting smoking
e) some very good advice

:tup:


* my new family doc is a tall African woman who wore a Muslim headband....and she had no compunctions about fingerbanging me and turning me into a puppet for the rectal exam!

what a first date :dance:

PorkChopSandwiches
04-13-2015, 11:42 PM
Rectal exams standard?

redred
04-14-2015, 05:44 AM
No he just asks for them

Goofy
04-14-2015, 07:04 AM
:lol:

Arkady Renko
04-14-2015, 10:41 AM
You guys dont even have dentists, do you?

I heat that in the UK, barbers still rip out teeth.

Teh One Who Knocks
04-14-2015, 10:43 AM
http://i.imgur.com/TznuoQP.jpg

DemonGeminiX
04-14-2015, 04:09 PM
I should have never told people that I signed up for Amazon Prime for a year. I had to tell 3 people to fuck off already, trying to get me to order shit for them. You live, you learn.

Teh One Who Knocks
04-14-2015, 04:10 PM
I should have never told people that I signed up for Amazon Prime for a year. I had to tell 3 people to fuck off already, trying to get me to order shit for them. You live, you learn.

Tell them you'll do it....for a $10 extra charge for your trouble ;)

DemonGeminiX
04-14-2015, 04:11 PM
Good idea. :gimme5:

PorkChopSandwiches
04-14-2015, 04:14 PM
I should have never told people that I signed up for Amazon Prime for a year. I had to tell 3 people to fuck off already, trying to get me to order shit for them. You live, you learn.

:lol: my wife told her friends, oh my husband has prime he'll order it. :facepalm:

Hal-9000
04-14-2015, 04:26 PM
Rectal exams standard?

When you get a physical and you're male, yes.

I always criticize them saying things like - too much lube! ...and - third knuckle please, don't tease!







:lol: they get unnerved

Muddy
04-14-2015, 04:28 PM
When you get a physical and you're male, yes.

I always criticize them saying things like - too much lube! ...and - third knuckle please, don't tease!







:lol: they get unnerved

I had a gastro doc tell me once "If I found out you were enjoying these colonoscopies you would be finding another doctor.. " :lol:

Hal-9000
04-14-2015, 04:34 PM
the docs are in a position of control....you gotta take that away from them :lol:


my fave is faking like I'm crying, they ask if things are ok and you respond - Oh yeah, this just reminds me of something my Dad used to do to me





:shock:






wtf is wrong with me :lol:




:coat:

DemonGeminiX
04-14-2015, 04:36 PM
:lol: my wife told her friends, oh my husband has prime he'll order it. :facepalm:

[-(

That's grounds for spousal abuse. Beat her ass.

DemonGeminiX
04-14-2015, 04:39 PM
I had a gastro doc tell me once "If I found out you were enjoying these colonoscopies you would be finding another doctor.. " :lol:

:lol:

DemonGeminiX
04-14-2015, 08:02 PM
Today's the 150th anniversary of Abraham Lincoln's assassination.

FBD
04-14-2015, 08:59 PM
I love how the civil war was all about slaves and not the south's refusal to pay the north's taxes and "obligations" :lol:

DemonGeminiX
04-14-2015, 10:11 PM
:huh:

Jesus, I must have come down with the dumb sickness today. I'm running into everything, knocking shit over... I'm genuinely surprised that I haven't knocked myself out yet by accident.

Pony
04-14-2015, 10:21 PM
:huh:

Jesus, I must have come down with the dumb sickness today. I'm running into everything, knocking shit over... I'm genuinely surprised that I haven't knocked myself out yet by accident.

Dammit, why did I keep the bowling balls on the top shelf!

DemonGeminiX
04-14-2015, 10:37 PM
Must've been influenced by those Tom and Jerry cartoons back when I was a kid.

Teh One Who Knocks
04-15-2015, 10:36 AM
I'm paying this morning for stopping at Taco Bell last night

Pony
04-15-2015, 11:20 AM
Nachos?

Teh One Who Knocks
04-15-2015, 11:23 AM
Quesarito :yumyum:

Teh One Who Knocks
04-15-2015, 12:00 PM
Soon-to-be step-kid didn't get to have a real birthday party back in October because of the way things just happened. Too busy and time got away from us. So we told her she could have a 'half-birthday' party. It's this weekend, so the house on Sunday will be filled with a gaggle of pre-teen girls. :|


:suicide:

Goofy
04-15-2015, 01:57 PM
Soon-to-be step-kid didn't get to have a real birthday party back in October because of the way things just happened. Too busy and time got away from us. So we told her she could have a 'half-birthday' party. It's this weekend, so the house on Sunday will be filled with a gaggle of pre-teen girls. :|


:suicide:

You want me to make a fake emergency call to get you out of the house? :-k My rates are quite cheap.......

Pony
04-15-2015, 02:09 PM
Soon-to-be step-kid didn't get to have a real birthday party back in October because of the way things just happened. Too busy and time got away from us. So we told her she could have a 'half-birthday' party. It's this weekend, so the house on Sunday will be filled with a gaggle of pre-teen girls. :|


:suicide:

I'll get you out of it, my rates are quite steep.

Teh One Who Knocks
04-15-2015, 02:10 PM
You want me to make a fake emergency call to get you out of the house? :-k My rates are quite cheap.......


I'll get you out of it, my rates are quite steep.

The rates should be free :hand:

Pony
04-15-2015, 02:15 PM
You get what you pay for.


Staying out of the doghouse with the SO=priceless

DemonGeminiX
04-15-2015, 02:22 PM
They're saying the jury has reached a verdict in Aaron Hernandez's case. Guilty of murder in the 1st degree.

DemonGeminiX
04-15-2015, 02:27 PM
The verdict carries a life sentence without possibility of parole.

Muddy
04-15-2015, 02:33 PM
Soon-to-be step-kid didn't get to have a real birthday party back in October because of the way things just happened. Too busy and time got away from us. So we told her she could have a 'half-birthday' party. It's this weekend, so the house on Sunday will be filled with a gaggle of pre-teen girls. :|





We just had the house full of 16 year olds for my daughters 16th..

Pony
04-15-2015, 02:37 PM
The rates should be free :hand:

I'll tell you what, one package I offer is I'll get you out, free of charge!




Once you're free and clear, for $500 I won't blackmail you. Letters and phone calls from strippers thanking you for everything you did on that day are just one example of my services.

I recommend the alternate package, for $350 up front you get out, no consequences guaranteed. This even includes follow up "proof" you were where we said you were.

Teh One Who Knocks
04-15-2015, 02:45 PM
We just had the house full of 16 year olds for my daughters 16th...

I'm not looking forward to it :|


I'll tell you what, one package I offer is I'll get you out, free of charge!




Once you're free and clear, for $500 I won't blackmail you. Letters and phone calls from strippers thanking you for everything you did on that day are just one example of my services.

I recommend the alternate package, for $350 up front you get out, no consequences guaranteed. This even includes follow up "proof" you were where we said you were.

:suspect:

Muddy
04-15-2015, 02:55 PM
I'm not looking forward to it :|



I just went to my room with a few beers and cranked up the tunes..