Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Goofy]

The guy i beat tonight is only 40 and one of my best mates, not to mention a top player too.......... which makes the win even better :ok:

[Hal-9000]

for bowls there should be a time limit of 2 seconds to take a shot...and in that time one of the opposing players should be able to hit you


would liven things up a tad :-k

[Goofy]

for bowls there should be a time limit of 2 seconds to take a shot...and in that time one of the opposing players should be able to hit you


would liven things up a tad :-k

I'd be up for that, i'm a pretty quick player and a bigger bastard than most of my opponents :lol:

[Hal-9000]

When I lived at a resort....we played overhand contact horseshoes...


If you've never played horseshoes the shoes themselves weigh 2 or 3 pounds and are metal. Mix in a healthy amount of booze, a rule that allows tackling the thrower and pitching them overhand rather than underhand...and you've got one of the stupidest past times ever created by man :lol:

[Goofy]

Never played it, don't think it exists over here tbh :-k Lance tells me he's the Colorado World Champion horseshoe guy though :ok: Or maybe it was back in Vermont....... either way he "thinks" he's good at it........... but i'd beat him :cool:

[Hal-9000]

you can google it...pretty simple game...two posts are a distance apart and you underhand toss horseshoes attempting to get a ringer on the post or the closest shoe to the post


our version was injury intensive and a lot of fun when drinking :lol:

[Goofy]

Me n redred will play :lol:

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/olbIRit.jpg



http://i.imgur.com/rJf3Win.jpg

[Goofy]

http://i.imgur.com/olbIRit.jpg



http://i.imgur.com/rJf3Win.jpg

And people slag me for playing lawn bowls :shakehead: :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Me n redred will play :lol:


:lol: With Red....there will be blood...



same group of guys..I painted my football with glow in the dark paint (a spiral going around the ball) and we used to play night football

now this is North American football where we throw it and sometimes we throw it a hell of a long way and attempt to catch it :lol:


damn it's a wonder more of us didn't end up in the hospital...

[Hal-9000]

And people slag me for playing lawn bowls :shakehead: :lol:

Thus the overhand/contact version :thumbsup:

*that I would not play now for a meeelion dollars :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

we used to play tackling football which was a good laugh

and I'm tired as fuck

[DemonGeminiX]

Let the word out
I've got to get out
Oh I'm feeling better now
Break the news out
I've got to get out
Oh I'm feeling better now

[DemonGeminiX]

Fiorina and Rubio. And at the kid's table, Jindal was surprisingly articulate.

[Goofy]

My boss's dog has been missing since 7pm last night........ arthritic 15 year old lab....... can't see this ending well :(

[DemonGeminiX]

Awww... not good.

[Goofy]

Awww... not good.

Yeah, he struggles to walk these days tbh, i thought they should have had him put down before now....... maybe hes just decided to wander off and go on his own terms, poor bugger :(

[DemonGeminiX]

That's sad. :(

[Goofy]

The boss and old Alan have been out looking for him pretty much all day, still no sign :( Ill take Tony out for a long walk tonight, see if he can catch his scent.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:(

[redred]

:dance2: i'm getting windows 10

[Goofy]

Sofaking tired :yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sofaking tired :yawn:

:+1:

[Goofy]

A day's work then 3 hours of walking tends to tire me out right enough :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

fuck iiiiiiiiit

[DemonGeminiX]

fuck iiiiiiiiit

NSFW language


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlRf6xnzkfY

[DemonGeminiX]

I've got two days left to take advantage of this $70 off deal on this laptop. Instead of it being $499, it'll be $429. But only until Sunday. Here's the kicker: Do I need it? Sure, I'd like to have two separate computers running two different OSes, and I can very easily set up Linux on the Monster Rig. I could maybe set up Linux easily on the laptop... it really depends on the device drivers available for all of the hardware modules, which can be a royal pain in the ass to hunt down sometimes. But would I really buy a preloaded Win10 laptop just to wipe the drive for Linux? Probably not. That doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me. So it pretty much looks like that if I do do this, I'll be keeping the Win 10 OS on the laptop and making the Monster Rig a dedicated Linux machine.

Now, do I want to spend the money right now? I really need to do some car maintenance, so that's a primary priority. Plus, I'm seriously thinking about making my first firearm purchase very soon. Also, I've got some birthdays in October to take care of, November brings car insurance, I may have some medical bills coming, and Christmas is coming. I'm not hurting for cash, but I am kinda swamped on the future money front.

What to do? :-k

[Pony]

Buy the gun. You can only use the laptop to protect yourself once.

[Goofy]

You cant take over the world with a single gun :nono:

[DemonGeminiX]

Years go by I'm lookin' through a girly magazine
And there's my homeroom angel on the pages in between

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I've got two days left to take advantage of this $70 off deal on this laptop. Instead of it being $499, it'll be $429. But only until Sunday. Here's the kicker: Do I need it? Sure, I'd like to have two separate computers running two different OSes, and I can very easily set up Linux on the Monster Rig. I could maybe set up Linux easily on the laptop... it really depends on the device drivers available for all of the hardware modules, which can be a royal pain in the ass to hunt down sometimes. But would I really buy a preloaded Win10 laptop just to wipe the drive for Linux? Probably not. That doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me. So it pretty much looks like that if I do do this, I'll be keeping the Win 10 OS on the laptop and making the Monster Rig a dedicated Linux machine.

Now, do I want to spend the money right now? I really need to do some car maintenance, so that's a primary priority. Plus, I'm seriously thinking about making my first firearm purchase very soon. Also, I've got some birthdays in October to take care of, November brings car insurance, I may have some medical bills coming, and Christmas is coming. I'm not hurting for cash, but I am kinda swamped on the future money front.

What to do? :-k

There is always a new laptop deal, every month

[KevinD]

Is 42 hours work in 3 days enough? Fook me I'm tired. Today's looking to be another long one.

[DemonGeminiX]

There is always a new laptop deal, every month

You're right, Porkster. Time is my friend where electronics and computers are concerned. Black Friday's not that far away either. I'll keep an eye on it for now.

So I'll hold off for the time being.

[redred]

Just buy one :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

what a game of rugby....

[redred]

The Japan game?

[Goofy]

Rugby :yawn:

I'll just watch the golf :lol:

[redred]

I would as well if England were as shit as Scotland :dance:

[Goofy]

I would as well if England were as shit as Scotland :dance:

Lets be honest, you pretty much are :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Just buy one :lol:

Nah, I'll sit on it for now. Prices tend to drop in November, so I'll look into it then.

[AbbyPNW]

http://i.imgur.com/1vTPglq.jpg

[Hugh_Janus]

The Japan game?
yup

Lets be honest, you pretty much are :lol:
:rofl: no

just watchd gamechangers :-k

[KevinD]

5 days and 66 hours now

[deebakes]

go to bed :lol:

[KevinD]

In bed, just check in email. All done now, lol

[deebakes]

night kevin :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Apparently Apple's been hacked by Chinese hackers (allegedly). It's not believed that they've gotten hold of customers' account info but, if you use Apple products and accounts, change your passwords anyway and do it now.

[Hugh_Janus]

almost rugby'd out

[DemonGeminiX]

My next door neighbor just told me that someone tried to break into his house last night. I'm definitely getting a gun.

[deebakes]

good luck buddy :pray:

[DemonGeminiX]

Ain't nobody open right now. I have to wait until tomorrow morning/afternoon.

[Goofy]

:pewpew:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Went and looked at a wedding venue last night after work. All inclusive kinda place where you can have the ceremony and the reception all in one place. Was actually really nice but was more than I was hoping to spend. But looking around, it's fucking expensive no matter where you try and get married and some places are insanely expensive. Plus this place is close to home. Close to actually setting the date now.

[Goofy]

Went and looked at a wedding venue last night after work. All inclusive kinda place where you can have the ceremony and the reception all in one place. Was actually really nice but was more than I was hoping to spend. But looking around, it's fucking expensive no matter where you try and get married and some places are insanely expensive. Plus this place is close to home. Close to actually setting the date now.

MacDonalds? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Is that like McDonald's? :-k

[Goofy]

Is that like McDonald's? :-k

Its the cheaper version :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suspect:

[Goofy]

I think i got away with that 8-[

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:watching:

[deebakes]

Went and looked at a wedding venue last night after work. All inclusive kinda place where you can have the ceremony and the reception all in one place. Was actually really nice but was more than I was hoping to spend. But looking around, it's fucking expensive no matter where you try and get married and some places are insanely expensive. Plus this place is close to home. Close to actually setting the date now.

honest opinion here: just do what you and your future wife want to for a great day. these over the top things are so stupid to spend a fortune on a one day event. we had a "smaller" wedding (~100 guests), which my parents weren't thrilled about not being able to invite all of their "friends". keep it simple and don't break the bank i think.

congrats by the way lance :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

honest opinion here: just do what you and your future wife want to for a great day. these over the top things are so stupid to spend a fortune on a one day event. we had a "smaller" wedding (~100 guests), which my parents weren't thrilled about not being able to invite all of their "friends". keep it simple and don't break the bank i think.

congrats by the way lance :tup:

Thanks :)

Even keeping it small and at one venue it's still gonna run as around $6K it looks like

[Pony]

:shock: Be cheaper to run away to Vegas. Throw a party when you get home.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's having it on an off night and in the off season, the venue goes for almost $6K alone on a Saturday night during late spring and summer. That $6K is everything thought, the ceremony, the reception room, the food, DJ, florist, cake, photographer, one free night at a hotel and a few other things thrown in.

[redred]

Went and looked at a wedding venue last night after work. All inclusive kinda place where you can have the ceremony and the reception all in one place. Was actually really nice but was more than I was hoping to spend. But looking around, it's fucking expensive no matter where you try and get married and some places are insanely expensive. Plus this place is close to home. Close to actually setting the date now.
Are you paying for me and goofs flights still ?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Are you paying for me and goofs flights still ?

:suspect:

[Goofy]

Are you paying for me and goofs flights still ?

And accomodation :thumbsup:

[redred]

i did want to take the piss but if its on offer :tup:

[Pony]

You could take one hell of a vacation on $6K.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's if I could get away from work long enough to have a vacation. Last time I went away anywhere was when the g/f and me went to SF a few years back and I only took 2 days off from work to make an extra long weekend and things were a mess when I got back into the shop the next Monday plus I got at least a half dozen calls while I was in SF.

[Goofy]

That's if I could get away from work long enough to have a vacation. Last time I went away anywhere was when the g/f and me went to SF a few years back and I only took 2 days off from work to make an extra long weekend and things were a mess when I got back into the shop the next Monday plus I got at least a half dozen calls while I was in SF.

You should employ a new boss, he sounds pretty useless tbh :-k

[Hal-9000]

Went and looked at a wedding venue last night after work. All inclusive kinda place where you can have the ceremony and the reception all in one place. Was actually really nice but was more than I was hoping to spend. But looking around, it's fucking expensive no matter where you try and get married and some places are insanely expensive. Plus this place is close to home. Close to actually setting the date now.

Congratulations Lance!

Have you set a date yet?

[Hal-9000]

Just last night on The Big Bang Theory someone hit the Vegas quickie chapel to get married :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You should employ a new boss, he sounds pretty useless tbh :-k

Everyone here at the shop is pretty fucking worthless really :|


Congratulations Lance!

Have you set a date yet?

Thanks :)

Looking like the end of April, we'll confirm that here in a few days.

[Hal-9000]

April 1st is a nice time of year :-k

[Goofy]

Everyone here at the shop is pretty fucking worthless really :|


:lol:


April 1st is a nice time of year :-k

I pity the fool [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

April 1st is a nice time of year :-k

:slap:


:lol:

Job security I guess :wha:

[Goofy]

Job security I guess :wha:

Job security plus location are about the only two things that keep me where i am.......

[Pony]

"Looking like the end of April, we'll confirm that here in a few days. "

Feb 29th!

You will only have to buy gifts every 4 years!

[Hugh_Janus]

I hope JB doesn't retire

[deebakes]

That's having it on an off night and in the off season, the venue goes for almost $6K alone on a Saturday night during late spring and summer. That $6K is everything thought, the ceremony, the reception room, the food, DJ, florist, cake, photographer, one free night at a hotel and a few other things thrown in.

that's not horrible, we kept ours just about at that price too :shrug:

[Hugh_Janus]

a 4 day turnaround between matches is a joke

[redred]

Stop complaining about your sicknote team

[RBP]

Wow, that press conference in Buffalo. What a circus!

[Hugh_Janus]

Stop complaining about your sicknote team

nothing to do with wales, I'm on about japan and ffiji....

[redred]

Nothing wrong with Japan

[Hugh_Janus]

they looked like a tired team :hand:

[Hugh_Janus]

also, people who want something for nothing bug me

[Goofy]

nothing to do with wales, I'm on about japan and ffiji....


they looked like a tired team :hand:

We pumped them so they mustve been tired?......... :hand:

[DemonGeminiX]

also, people who want something for nothing bug me

Fix my car because we're friends. :tup:

[Hugh_Janus]

We pumped them so they mustve been tired?......... :hand:
well, either that or they fielded 7 guys thinking it was the 7s world cup... :lol:

Fix my car because we're friends. :tup:
the better one is when they ask what's wrong with it, I say what some of the things it could be, and I'd need to check it myself, but all they seem to hear is "yeah, it's definitely
this bit" so they go and buy the part, fit it themselves and if it doesn't get fixed, they have a go at me. Or even beeter, when they fuck it up or break something by trying to do it themselves, they ask me to get them out of the shit and they get all arsey when I say no....

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

So you're not gonna fix my car?

[redred]

hanging

[Goofy]

hanging

Basket?

[redred]

Vodka

[Goofy]

Vodka

You suck at this game :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

One of the front shocks is leaking in my truck....so there's almost $900 that I don't have to spend :|

[Goofy]

900 bucks for a shockie? :faint: I'd shop around, that sounds far too steep

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's to replace all four

[Goofy]

All 4...... why? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Probably because they all have almost 70,000 miles on them and if one is leaking now, what's to say the rest won't? Plus it's a 4WD which probably has something to do with it as well

[Goofy]

Must be nice to be rich...... id just replace the leaking one [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What must be nice? :-s I can't afford to replace any of them :slap:

[Goofy]

So dont replace any of them, sell it and take the bus [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So dont replace any of them, sell it and take the bus [-(

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

Dont take it out on me, i didnt touch your shockies [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Dont take it out on me, i didnt touch your shockies [-(

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

Always with the violence [-(

[deebakes]

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/Lfeltg3.png

[Goofy]

Meh, ask that Welsh git Mush, he'll tell you what to do........ after hes finished moaning about the rugby [-(

[Hugh_Janus]

Meh, ask that Welsh git Mush, he'll tell you what to do........ after hes finished moaning about the rugby [-(
shut your haggis hole.... :slap: scotland are lucky the game after their 4 day break is against the use.... and I still maintain that it isn't enough time, especially for the smaller rteams [-(


One of the front shocks is leaking in my truck....so there's almost $900 that I don't have to spend :|It's to replace all four
no.

Ideally, they should be replaced in pairs, and I advise customers accordingly*. But tbh, if it was my car, or the car of a member of my family for that matter, I wouldn't bother. I'd replace 1 and if you don't feel a difference in the general handling of the car (pitches and is generally more wallowy on the side you haven't changed), then it'll be fine.

also, take some pics of the offensing shocker and I'll tell yuo if it's leaking. If there's just a little damp patch near the top of the main body of it, then tell them to go and do one

*less than 20% of customers take that advice and on their invoice, it's stated that they declined to have the pair changed

[Hugh_Janus]

also, bleh

[Goofy]

Haggis :homer:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

no.

Ideally, they should be replaced in pairs, and I advise customers accordingly*. But tbh, if it was my car, or the car of a member of my family for that matter, I wouldn't bother. I'd replace 1 and if you don't feel a difference in the general handling of the car (pitches and is generally more wallowy on the side you haven't changed), then it'll be fine.

also, take some pics of the offensing shocker and I'll tell yuo if it's leaking. If there's just a little damp patch near the top of the main body of it, then tell them to go and do one

*less than 20% of customers take that advice and on their invoice, it's stated that they declined to have the pair changed

It's started leaving an oil spot on my driveway where I park.

[DemonGeminiX]

Drama

[Hugh_Janus]

holy fucking shit, that was intense

[Pony]

It's started leaving an oil spot on my driveway where I park.

I agree with Hugh, replace one and if you dont feel strange handling you're good. If it does feel weird replace a second. There's really no reason to do all four unless you are doing some serious offroading.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It wasn't cloudy at all yesterday, until the hour before and the hour after the height of the eclipse last night :meh:

[redred]

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/09/28/232b3ad1ee20aff6237e381baf4b9115.jpg

Saw it about 8 ish last night and took this shot , I took others but they didn't come out well

[Pony]

You should have had the good camera instead of the one you use for bigfoot/UFO pictures.

[Goofy]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/09/28/232b3ad1ee20aff6237e381baf4b9115.jpg

Saw it about 8 ish last night and took this shot , I took others but they didn't come out well

ya what camera did you use...the Canon-Bigfoot 5000? :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

I thing he has muddy's old xamera...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

There was this wet stuff falling from the sky this morning, what manner of sorcery is this? :shock:

[Goofy]

There was this wet stuff falling from the sky this morning, what manner of sorcery is this? :shock:

We have a big shiny thing in the sky today......... sounds like our weathers have gotten mixed up :-k

[redred]

:woot: i got windows 10 working

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:woot: i got windows 10 working

And by now everyone else is already on Windows 12 :nana:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:lol:

[redred]

:sad2:

[Goofy]

:woot: i got windows 10 working

Translation = someone else installed it

[Noilly Pratt]

I thought...ultimate romantic thing to do - booked a room at a resort that has a hot spring and we could watch the eclipse.

Well, the frickin' mountain obscured our view until 11pm - well past the time. Well, it was a nice full moon.

And...the Mrs. felt like she wanted an early night, so it was just my 12 year old daughter and I in the hot spring -- with a whole bunch of rowdy teenagers so we barely could even talk without shouting.

My nephew whats-apped and said "Beautiful view here...take a look:"

https://instagram.com/p/8KO7cPHzqO/

Sigh.

[redred]

Translation = someone else installed it
No the new laptop has turned up :lol:

[Goofy]

No the new laptop has turned up :lol:

So i was right then :nana:

I'm actually upgrading my PC to Win10 right this second :ok:

[Hugh_Janus]

I just cba right now....

[redred]

caught big anal ?

[Hugh_Janus]

colostomy bag ajar

[Goofy]

Cunt bollock arse

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Cock & Ball Association

[DemonGeminiX]

The Russian military in Syria is ordering, ORDERING, US warplanes to cease operations in Syria, and our command just said they will not comply. This could get ugly.

[Goofy]

Cock & Ball Association

:lol:

[Goofy]

The Russian military in Syria is ordering, ORDERING, US warplanes to cease operations in Syria, and our command just said they will not comply. This could get ugly.

:pewpew:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The Russian military in Syria is ordering, ORDERING, US warplanes to cease operations in Syria, and our command just said they will not comply. This could get ugly.

:rip:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

:dance:

[Goofy]

Reminded me of Will Ferrell in Old School :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Never saw it :-k

[Goofy]

You should watch it, theres a few scenes in it that had me in fits of laughter :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Meh, I'm not a huge Will Ferrell fan

[Goofy]

I dont mind him, some of his stuff is funny :) He's not the lead in that film, Luke Wilson is the main lead plus Vince Vaughan.

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

Is this thing gonna turn North or not?

[DemonGeminiX]

.... and he's upgraded to a cat 3 now.

[DemonGeminiX]

... expected to strengthen to a cat 4. If I recall correctly, this bitch was forecast to turn north last night... but it hasn't yet.

Lovely.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I wish it would come to Colorado, we need water

[DemonGeminiX]

Overnight me a few buckets, and I'll send them back to you full.

:tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That might be on the pricey side :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

:dunno:

But you'll have water.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

How do I know it will be official hurricane water and not something form a garden hose? :-s

[DemonGeminiX]

I promise it won't be from a garden hose.

8-[

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suspect:

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

What?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You know what :nono:

[DemonGeminiX]

[-(

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Okay, I'll send you the buckets, but then I want to have the authenticity certified by a third party that is licensed in the states of Georgia and Colorado to do that kind of thing...at your cost, since I'm paying for the shipping and all :tup:

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

You wouldn't be paying for the return shipping. Water weighs something, and will make my cost of sending it to you that much higher then it cost you to send me empty buckets.


:nono:

And there are no such licensing authorities.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You don't know that, you aren't in charge of licensing :hand:

[DemonGeminiX]

:-k

Who's in charge of licensing?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Somebody, that much I'm sure about :thumbsup:

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

I googled and found no one.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't think you tried very hard then [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Try searching on Lycos or Alta Vista :tup:

[Pony]

Crap, I need to get to the island to close down and a 3 day Nor-easter has blown in. They are predicting up to 10 foot waves on top of 3-4 feet of lake level rise. (when sustained winds come from the northeast they blow water from the length of Lake Erie into the western basin where the islands are).

They have already cancelled the last ferry boat tonight, boats the rest of the weekend are questionable. My boss just gave me the rest of today and tomorrow off, I need the boats to keep running until 4:15.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Use your chopper? :-s

[Pony]

:-k


http://i.imgur.com/2QqQwlc.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Hugh_Janus]

got a cold just in time for the weekend.... yaaaay :roll:

[DemonGeminiX]

Use your chopper? :-s


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs_OacEq2Sk

[DemonGeminiX]

Well that turned out to be a mess.

[RBP]

The asshole couldn't even let the bodies get cold before talking about gun control.

You have no facts, you don't have the slightest idea if any gun control laws could have prevented the Oregon massacre. So what the fuck are you even talking about?

Not to mention that your adopted home town, Chicago, has seen a spike in gun murders. How's that tight gun control working out there, Mr. President?

[DemonGeminiX]

Same as it ever was.

[DemonGeminiX]

Actually, that's not true, isn't it? There weren't mass shootings every few months before asshole became our President, only after. Sure, they occurred, but not at the frequency that they are now. I blame Obama. Not only is he making foreign interactions crazy, he's making people at home crazy too. It's totally his fault. He should resign.

[RBP]

Actually, that's not true, isn't it? There weren't mass shootings every few months before asshole became our President, only after. Sure, they occurred, but not at the frequency that they are now. I blame Obama. Not only is he making foreign interactions crazy, he's making people at home crazy too. It's totally his fault. He should resign.

:lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

So... you... wanted... to take a break
Slow... it... down some... and have some space
Well, fuck you too!
Give me my money back
Give me my money back, you bitch
I want my money back
And don't forget...
And don't forget...
To give me back my black t-shirt...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Try the rye or the kaiser
They're on special tonight
If you want, you can have an appetizer
You might like our salami, and the liver's all right
And they'd really go well with the rye
Or the kaiser

[Hugh_Janus]

I feel like shit

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I feel like shit

:snapout:

[Hugh_Janus]

why are boobs so amazing?

[Goofy]

How the fuck does that cunt Norton get De Niro, Anne Hathaway, Kenneth Brannagh and Tom Hiddleston all on his show at once? Im fuck8ng dumbfounded :| Tam Hiddleston's pretty fucking good at impressions btw :lol:? The cunt's a fanny and he's got 4 A-listers on at once? Im

[Goofy]

Alcohol has infected my previous post :facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well that was fun :|

On Saturday, when I come into work, I always lock the front door after coming in and disarming the alarm just because I don't want anyone to walk in while I'm here. We're officially 'closed' today and we do get walk-ins during the week, and on Saturday I don't deal with that shit. So, I came in, locked the front door, clocked in, and then went into the main office to turn on the network printer and the server PC with the shop software on it. When I went into the office, I head a noise and a little mouse had somehow managed to get into one of the small office trash cans and couldn't get out, so I figured I'd be nice and set him free. So I go back out the front door into the yard out front and let him free, good deed for the day is done. :) Then I go to come back in the shop and of course.....the door is locked :| My keys and cell phone are inside the shop on the table where I set them all down when I came in. There are three other doors to the building that can be used to get in, try them all, they're of course all locked. It's a bit on the cold side this morning and I don't have a jacket and I'm slowly starting to worry because it will be a long time before anyone shows up, if they do actually show up (my boss comes to the shop many Saturdays, but not until much later in the morning. And of course this is an industrial area, so nothing else will be open today. I start looking around the front for a hide-a-key as I can't be the only one that's ever done this (my boss loses his keys all the time). I start looking under the rocks in the front area, in the shed, in the mailboxes, everywhere...no key anywhere. :| There are some small garden tools and there's a small hand trowel that's almost flat and it's pretty narrow. The front door is not the most secure so I figure what the fuck, might as well try it. After about 10 minutes of trying to jimmy the door open, it finally does, and I get back inside. First thing I'm doing after I leave here today is getting a spare key made for the front door and hiding it somewhere outside.

[deebakes]

:empathy:

i would have had mr. mouse meet mr. bottom of boot :shrug:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That would be mean :hand:

[deebakes]

and faster and less trouble in the end, it probably froze within a few minutes of you letting it free anyways :shrug:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's chilly, not freezing outside :nono:

[deebakes]

if that is what you need to tell yourself to make you feel better :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

if that is what you need to tell yourself to make you feel better :lol:

:beatdown:

[deebakes]

you could have gotten that anger and aggression out on mr. mouse :shrug:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The mouse didn't ask for it :hand:

[deebakes]

matter of perspective i guess :shrug:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

All creatures great and small :nono:

[Goofy]

Well that was fun :|

On Saturday, when I come into work, I always lock the front door after coming in and disarming the alarm just because I don't want anyone to walk in while I'm here. We're officially 'closed' today and we do get walk-ins during the week, and on Saturday I don't deal with that shit. So, I came in, locked the front door, clocked in, and then went into the main office to turn on the network printer and the server PC with the shop software on it. When I went into the office, I head a noise and a little mouse had somehow managed to get into one of the small office trash cans and couldn't get out, so I figured I'd be nice and set him free. So I go back out the front door into the yard out front and let him free, good deed for the day is done. :) Then I go to come back in the shop and of course.....the door is locked :| My keys and cell phone are inside the shop on the table where I set them all down when I came in. There are three other doors to the building that can be used to get in, try them all, they're of course all locked. It's a bit on the cold side this morning and I don't have a jacket and I'm slowly starting to worry because it will be a long time before anyone shows up, if they do actually show up (my boss comes to the shop many Saturdays, but not until much later in the morning. And of course this is an industrial area, so nothing else will be open today. I start looking around the front for a hide-a-key as I can't be the only one that's ever done this (my boss loses his keys all the time). I start looking under the rocks in the front area, in the shed, in the mailboxes, everywhere...no key anywhere. :| There are some small garden tools and there's a small hand trowel that's almost flat and it's pretty narrow. The front door is not the most secure so I figure what the fuck, might as well try it. After about 10 minutes of trying to jimmy the door open, it finally does, and I get back inside. First thing I'm doing after I leave here today is getting a spare key made for the front door and hiding it somewhere outside.

:rofl:













:oops:

At least now you know how easy it is to break into your work :ok:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:rofl:













:oops:

At least now you know how easy it is to break into your work :ok:

:slap:


Only after you have disarmed the alarm system which is inside :nono:

[Goofy]

Sounds easy enough :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

How are you going to disarm the alarm system FIRST if you can't get in the door without the key? :-s

[Goofy]

Ive watched Mission Impossible :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suspect:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Installing a new cable modem on a network is a pain in the ass :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I follow the Moskva
Down to Gorky Park
Listening to the wind of change
An August summer night
Soldiers passing by
Listening to the wind of change

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Installing a new cable modem on a network is a pain in the ass :x

Thats some basic network 101 shit, c'mon

[DemonGeminiX]

I take it Lance isn't having a very good day.

[Hal-9000]

Well that was fun :|

On Saturday, when I come into work, I always lock the front door after coming in and disarming the alarm just because I don't want anyone to walk in while I'm here. We're officially 'closed' today and we do get walk-ins during the week, and on Saturday I don't deal with that shit. So, I came in, locked the front door, clocked in, and then went into the main office to turn on the network printer and the server PC with the shop software on it. When I went into the office, I head a noise and a little mouse had somehow managed to get into one of the small office trash cans and couldn't get out, so I figured I'd be nice and set him free. So I go back out the front door into the yard out front and let him free, good deed for the day is done. :) Then I go to come back in the shop and of course.....the door is locked :| My keys and cell phone are inside the shop on the table where I set them all down when I came in. There are three other doors to the building that can be used to get in, try them all, they're of course all locked. It's a bit on the cold side this morning and I don't have a jacket and I'm slowly starting to worry because it will be a long time before anyone shows up, if they do actually show up (my boss comes to the shop many Saturdays, but not until much later in the morning. And of course this is an industrial area, so nothing else will be open today. I start looking around the front for a hide-a-key as I can't be the only one that's ever done this (my boss loses his keys all the time). I start looking under the rocks in the front area, in the shed, in the mailboxes, everywhere...no key anywhere. :| There are some small garden tools and there's a small hand trowel that's almost flat and it's pretty narrow. The front door is not the most secure so I figure what the fuck, might as well try it. After about 10 minutes of trying to jimmy the door open, it finally does, and I get back inside. First thing I'm doing after I leave here today is getting a spare key made for the front door and hiding it somewhere outside.

Sorry to hear Lance. I have a similar long story but will spare you...our building was alarmed by ADT and they are the most useless, idiotic security company on the planet. I ended up outside one weekend too and got grilled by a rent a cop after showing him my ID, an employee card and an ADT security card with my name on it ffs....long one short, no dropbox key outside either.

[Hal-9000]

and snow this morning...^^%$%^$#!! :x

[PorkChopSandwiches]

A religious salesman showed up at my house today, I had a lot to say but decided to do the Christian thing and just slammed the door

[DemonGeminiX]

:nono:

The Christian thing would be to let him in.

[KevinD]

Took the time to wash and detail my old dodge truck. Looks pretty good for 13 yo and 300,000 miles.

[Hugh_Janus]

swing low, sweet chariot....


:rofl:

[redred]

:fu:

[Hugh_Janus]

:dance:

in all seriousness though, conducting the pool draw almost 3 years before the world cup is a fuckin joke. Having 3 of the top 4 teams in the current world rankings in the same group...yeah, great idea... :roll:

[redred]

We fucked it on penalties against you lot against the ozzie's we were out played full stop

[Hugh_Janus]

not really the point though, is it.... and for the record, the wales game should have been over before half time IMO and the wrong team was picked

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

in all seriousness though, conducting the pool draw almost 3 years before the world cup is a fuckin joke. Having 3 of the top 4 teams in the current world rankings in the same group...yeah, great idea... :roll:

Roller Derby? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Looks like our dryer is dying, might have to get another one here shortly. More money to spend that we don't have :|

[Goofy]

Looks like our dryer is dying, might have to get another one here shortly. More money to spend that we don't have :|

Just put a washing line up in the living room :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Just put a washing line up in the living room :tup:

:slap:

[Goofy]

:slap:

It would save you money [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-s

[Goofy]

You never like my ideas :sad2:

[Hugh_Janus]

*cough*

#phlegm

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Why is it that every time I stop at the grocery store for a 'few things' I end up spending $75 or more?

[Goofy]

My eye's still stinging......... damn you lynx shower gel :shakefist:

[redred]

It's like a jellyfish sting get someone to piss on your face

[Goofy]

It's like a jellyfish sting get someone to piss on your face

:slap:

:lol:

[redred]

what ? :lol: i wasn't offering btw incase i get stage fright

[Teh One Who Knocks]

37 hours of OT on my paycheck yesterday

[redred]

Slacker

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Says the person with no job :hand:

[DemonGeminiX]

Hey, Lance... when you go shooting, what kind of ear and eye protection do you take with you?

:-k

[Goofy]

37 hours of OT on my paycheck yesterday

What are you gonna buy me? :D

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hey, Lance... when you go shooting, what kind of ear and eye protection do you take with you?

:-k

It's been forever and a day since the last time I was out shooting, but you don't need anything fancy. All you need is a standard pair of safety glasses (usually with the yellow lens, it helps better) and a good pair of ear plugs. Or some people prefer the ear muff type ear protection.

Glasses: http://www.amazon.com/b?node=3413661

Earplugs: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=sr_nr_n_1?fst=as%3Aoff&rh=n%3A3375251%2Cn%3A%213375301%2Cn%3A10971181011% 2Cn%3A706813011%2Cn%3A3412851%2Cn%3A3304074011%2Cn %3A3413521&bbn=3304074011&ie=UTF8&qid=1444302517&rnid=3304074011

Earmuffs: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=sr_nr_n_0?fst=as%3Aoff&rh=n%3A3375251%2Cn%3A%213375301%2Cn%3A10971181011% 2Cn%3A706813011%2Cn%3A3412851%2Cn%3A3304074011%2Cn %3A3413511&bbn=3304074011&ie=UTF8&qid=1444302517&rnid=3304074011

No need to go all crazy and expensive unless you want to do so.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What are you gonna buy me? :D

Slap in the head :)

:slap:

[Goofy]

Slap in the head :)

:slap:

Can i return it if i dont like it? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Can i return it if i dont like it? :-k

No :hand:

[DemonGeminiX]

Do you use a speed loader?

:-k

[Goofy]

No :hand:

:sad2:


Do you use a speed loader?

:-k

For slapping me? He better not [-(

[DemonGeminiX]

A power drill with slappy hands on it.

"Hey Goof. Come on over here, I wanna show ya something..."

:twisted:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Do you use a speed loader?

:-k

Nope, never have


:sad2:

Be happy with it you ungrateful son of a ... :x


A power drill with slappy hands on it.

"Hey Goof. Come on over here, I wanna show ya something..."

:twisted:

:lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Nope, never have

Oh, um... well... I just ordered one. 8-[

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Oh, um... well... I just ordered one. 8-[

Some people like them, I just never have used them :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

I loaded one of my mags with hollow points and the spring was ridiculously stiff. I actually broke a sweat on the 15th load.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah, they get pretty hard to fill when you get towards the end :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

I figure if I'm gonna spend money to go to a range, I really don't want to waste all of the time I paid for struggling to load/reload my mags, so the speed loader seemed like the logical conclusion.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Just set up an indoor range in your basement :tup: