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Teh One Who Knocks
05-28-2016, 11:53 AM
Two different roofs? They look the same :-k

Goofy
05-28-2016, 01:29 PM
Why is Pony running into two roofs anyway? You've got to wonder if that's gonna pay off in the long run :-k

redred
05-28-2016, 01:35 PM
Looks like he fell through it not ran into them

Pony
05-28-2016, 02:04 PM
:slap::slap::slap:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-29-2016, 12:21 AM
http://i.imgur.com/Ay8gVe6.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/6Fvkit8.jpg

Building a raised flower bed in the backyard...I'm fucking sore after hauling all those bricks :lol:

DemonGeminiX
05-29-2016, 12:29 AM
:-k

A little too obvious to hide the bodies in. You may not want to bury them there.

deebakes
05-29-2016, 12:33 AM
i was going to say that is a damn big fire pit :lol:

looks good lance :tup:

redred
05-29-2016, 06:57 AM
Dog sledge :tup: that would of saved a lot of energy

RBP
05-29-2016, 07:52 AM
Your wife has a nice ass. :tup:

:oops:

FBD
05-29-2016, 06:30 PM
I've got a good one for you guys...my buddy's got a 2 year old who loves his pops...mom was watching him and let him a bit too unattended and he got too close to the pool, so my buddy yelled at her for it, so she had to yell back telling him shut the fuck up (some non americans dont really have that same view on the f word since its not their native tongue)... so anyway, a half hour or so later, my buddy goes to run out to the store and asks her what was that something you asked me to get at the store, and she got bitchy at him since she told him twice already, and in comes the boy with a pool noodle, starts whappin' her on the head going shut the fuck up, mom! shut the fuck up! mom! shut the fuck up! :rofl: it was all my buddy could do not to piss himself laughing....see wifey, he learned that one from you hahahaha

I love my friends kids.

and damned glad mine's grown now :lol:

redred
05-29-2016, 07:10 PM
anyone know if the new snoop album is worth the download ?

redred
05-29-2016, 07:12 PM
I've got a good one for you guys...my buddy's got a 2 year old who loves his pops...mom was watching him and let him a bit too unattended and he got too close to the pool, so my buddy yelled at her for it, so she had to yell back telling him shut the fuck up (some non americans dont really have that same view on the f word since its not their native tongue)... so anyway, a half hour or so later, my buddy goes to run out to the store and asks her what was that something you asked me to get at the store, and she got bitchy at him since she told him twice already, and in comes the boy with a pool noodle, starts whappin' her on the head going shut the fuck up, mom! shut the fuck up! mom! shut the fuck up! :rofl: it was all my buddy could do not to piss himself laughing....see wifey, he learned that one from you hahahaha

I love my friends kids.

and damned glad mine's grown now :lol:

imo you shouldn't be swearing around a kid

redred
05-29-2016, 07:55 PM
so the new season of top gear UK has started after its past hosts problems , so far it's ok

redred
05-29-2016, 10:21 PM
well just filled out my postal vote for if we should remain in Europe or not

Hugh_Janus
05-29-2016, 11:31 PM
so the new season of top gear UK has started after its past hosts problems , so far it's ok

yeah, it was pretty much what I was expecting tbh

DemonGeminiX
05-30-2016, 10:19 PM
Happy Memorial Day, guys.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-31-2016, 10:27 AM
Your wife has a nice ass. :tup:

:oops:

I know ;)

Teh One Who Knocks
05-31-2016, 10:30 AM
http://i.imgur.com/fHkdSrH.jpg

Almost done at this point, needed to make another run for more good dirt. But luckily it will turn out to be the last run and no more heavy lifting for me after that.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-31-2016, 10:31 AM
http://i.imgur.com/abiS5ur.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/bOrQrBX.jpg

And done....I am so fucking sore between hauling all the bricks and all the dirt. I'm happy to be back at work so I can rest :lol:

But, we're pretty proud of the project and we did it all ourselves. Sure did make the weekend fly though.

Goofy
05-31-2016, 12:04 PM
Lance built a thing! :woot:

redred
05-31-2016, 12:22 PM
you should of made a dog pool :lol:

Goofy
05-31-2016, 12:59 PM
you should of made a dog pool :lol:

I'm sure they'll dig it up soon enough :tup:

Goofy
05-31-2016, 01:01 PM
so the new season of top gear UK has started after its past hosts problems , so far it's ok


yeah, it was pretty much what I was expecting tbh

Yep, crap

fricnjay
05-31-2016, 01:42 PM
http://i.imgur.com/abiS5ur.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/bOrQrBX.jpg

And done....I am so fucking sore between hauling all the bricks and all the dirt. I'm happy to be back at work so I can rest :lol:

But, we're pretty proud of the project and we did it all ourselves. Sure did make the weekend fly though.


Looks like you and I had similar weekends. I planted in our flower beds, installed a new kitchen faucet, and hung new curtains yesterday. :yawn:

Muddy
05-31-2016, 03:06 PM
Is it just a place to display decorative flowers?

Jezter
05-31-2016, 04:04 PM
you should HAVE made a dog pool :lol:

FTFY :tup:

DemonGeminiX
05-31-2016, 04:21 PM
Is it just a place to display decorative flowers?

Well he can't bury the bodies there. It would be too obvious.

Hugh_Janus
05-31-2016, 07:06 PM
Yep, crap

I reckon it'll be good once they get in the groove

redred
05-31-2016, 07:08 PM
tbf the old top gear wasn't great , it was just what we were use to from the old 3

Goofy
05-31-2016, 07:13 PM
I reckon it'll be good once they get in the groove

I dunno, Evans just seems like a right tit these days :shrug:


tbf the old top gear wasn't great , it was just what we were use to from the old 3

Not for me, i still loved it, especially the road trip specials which seems to be the direction Clarkson and co are heading with The Grand Tour :woot:

Hugh_Janus
05-31-2016, 07:21 PM
tbf the old top gear wasn't great , it was just what we were use to from the old 3
It was getting pretty stale...

I dunno, Evans just seems like a right tit these days :shrug:



Not for me, i still loved it, especially the road trip specials which seems to be the direction Clarkson and co are heading with The Grand Tour :woot:

Evans needs to turn it down a few notches IMO and there is no chemistry.... yet. But if its given a chance, I'm sure it will be okay.

Also, if you want to see top gear being shit, go and watch the first series with that fat fucker and the second series when james may started...

fricnjay
05-31-2016, 08:06 PM
Well he can't bury the bodies there. It would be too obvious.

:slap: You dont bury bodies.....you feed them to pigs. :shifty:

RBP
06-01-2016, 03:47 AM
I got three calls today from some psycho repeatedly telling me "today is the day you die" and how he "know who you are and where you live" and he was coming to my state to kill me.

:huh:

allsmiles
06-01-2016, 04:38 AM
I got three calls today from some psycho repeatedly telling me "today is the day you die" and how he "know who you are and where you live" and he was coming to my state to kill me.

:huh:

It was me. And you misheard me. I said that today is the day you eat my pie. And I'm cumming to your state to drill you. Lock your door though, it will make it more fun for me.

Teh One Who Knocks
06-01-2016, 10:37 AM
I got three calls today from some psycho repeatedly telling me "today is the day you die" and how he "know who you are and where you live" and he was coming to my state to kill me.

:huh:

Did you call the police?

RBP
06-01-2016, 10:44 AM
Did you call the police?

Yes. I started at CPD and they said to just ignore it. So I went to my local PD and filed a report. They at least tried to see if it was a known prank number and said they would call the number to follow up.

Teh One Who Knocks
06-01-2016, 10:52 AM
Can't believe the CPD said to ignore it :facepalm:

Goofy
06-01-2016, 11:39 AM
Can't believe the CPD said to ignore it :facepalm:

It was only a little, harmless death threat...... not like theres ever any murders in the Chicago area :hand:










8-[

Have you made any enemies recently RBP or you think its just some random nutter having a (sick) laugh?

deebakes
06-01-2016, 12:09 PM
:shock:

RBP
06-01-2016, 01:13 PM
Can't believe the CPD said to ignore it :facepalm:

I know right. The desk officer said "so what do you want done?" I said I was seeking advice on handling the matter. She said they could file a report but it would just sit there, so unless I have reason to believe someone may want to harm me, I should ignore it.


Have you made any enemies recently RBP or you think its just some random nutter having a (sick) laugh?

I am assuming some random nutter having a sick laugh. It's still a little unnerving though.

Teh One Who Knocks
06-01-2016, 01:21 PM
No way that one of your Uber passengers could have gotten hold of your number or anything like that?

RBP
06-01-2016, 01:23 PM
No way that one of your Uber passengers could have gotten hold of your number or anything like that?

I don't think so? It was a Kentucky number, not that that means much any more with cell portability.

DemonGeminiX
06-01-2016, 04:42 PM
Buy a gun, RBP. Oh wait, you can't, because Illinois is full of fuckin' Nazis.

Going to the PD was the right thing to do. Buy an aluminum baseball bat... or a chainsaw or something.

Muddy
06-01-2016, 04:44 PM
Buy a water gun and fill it with the hottest sauce you can find...

Teh One Who Knocks
06-01-2016, 04:50 PM
Buy a water gun and fill it with the hottest sauce you can find...

Or fill it with this:

http://i.imgur.com/9o2Ppxh.jpg

Muddy
06-01-2016, 04:55 PM
Or fill it with this:

http://i.imgur.com/9o2Ppxh.jpg

Well shit, I was trying to keep him out of prison... :lol:

Pony
06-01-2016, 04:56 PM
Buy a gun, RBP. Oh wait, you can't, because Illinois is full of fuckin' Nazis.
. Buy an aluminum baseball bat... or a chainsaw or something.


Buy a water gun and fill it with the hottest sauce you can find...

They banned all of those too. To protect the children.

Muddy
06-01-2016, 05:00 PM
They banned all of those too. To protect the children.


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-f7WVbxwJYtY/TvjQ3fJ4dRI/AAAAAAAACAI/sQ9tAdZ7xqI/s1600/child-poverty-rates-rise.jpg

fricnjay
06-01-2016, 05:03 PM
I had a guy do something like this to me. After he said he and his buddies where coming I just paused and said "OK, I'll be waiting" and asked if heard that noise and he said yes, I said "thats just me loading a round in the chamber, game on" and hung up. Never called again. :lol:

DemonGeminiX
06-01-2016, 05:10 PM
:lol:

fricnjay
06-01-2016, 05:18 PM
Doesnt really work if your not actually releasing the bolt on your assault rifle though ;)

RBP
06-01-2016, 05:36 PM
Or fill it with this:

http://i.imgur.com/9o2Ppxh.jpg

That explains the twin towers! :shock:

RBP
06-01-2016, 05:41 PM
:facepalm:

I am taking an extra class on military culture. This was in the week 1 resource materials:


Illinois activated Guard members in 1993, 1994, and 1995 to support local law enforcement following the riots that took place in Chicago following the Chicago Bulls’ NBA Championship wins.

RBP
06-01-2016, 07:07 PM
I believe this month marks 10 years for me interacting with you lot.

:cheers:

redred
06-01-2016, 07:16 PM
Or 10 years of us putting up with you :lol:

Jezter
06-01-2016, 07:45 PM
I believe this month marks 10 years for me interacting with you lot.

:cheers:

Maybe those weird threat calls were somehow related...someone, somewhere, is very very sick of your shit! :lol:

RBP
06-01-2016, 07:46 PM
Or 10 years of us putting up with you :lol:

:care:

:handbags:

RBP
06-01-2016, 07:47 PM
Maybe those weird threat calls were somehow related...someone, somewhere, is very very sick of your shit! :lol:

Did you just call me "hot"? How YOU doin, big fella.

Jezter
06-01-2016, 07:52 PM
Did you just call me "hot"? How YOU doin, big fella.

http://i.imgur.com/SllsnF4.jpg

Teh One Who Knocks
06-01-2016, 07:54 PM
Did you just call me "hot"? How YOU doin, big fella.


http://i.imgur.com/SllsnF4.jpg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9uBvoYLvYE

Hugh_Janus
06-01-2016, 10:46 PM
must... resist...xbox one...

Hugh_Janus
06-01-2016, 11:35 PM
I'm a bit tired now

RBP
06-02-2016, 11:29 AM
Fun fact. I just saw a Military Times graphic showing deployment locations. The largest deployment location of US Troops is "Unknown or Classified". :huh:

FBD
06-02-2016, 11:33 AM
that's the whole "no boots on the ground" thing

FBD
06-02-2016, 12:36 PM
where'd these fkn turkeys come from!

sonsabitches, I told em to fuck off and they started making way more noise!

DemonGeminiX
06-02-2016, 08:28 PM
I just got done taking a massive shit. I feel 10 pounds lighter now.

:)

redred
06-02-2016, 09:09 PM
Thanks for that post :lol:

Goofy
06-02-2016, 09:23 PM
I just got done taking a massive shit. I feel 10 pounds lighter now.

:)

:clap:

DemonGeminiX
06-02-2016, 09:26 PM
Thanks for that post :lol:

Anytime ;)

deebakes
06-03-2016, 12:04 AM
there is something terribly satisfying about dropping a huge load :lol:

Muddy
06-03-2016, 12:36 AM
there is something terribly satisfying about dropping a huge load :lol:

Maybe because it puts constant pressure on the prostate..

DemonGeminiX
06-03-2016, 12:58 AM
The anus has a high concentration of nerve endings. That's why women love anal sex.

8-[

DemonGeminiX
06-03-2016, 02:02 AM
Finally! I'm getting Marshmallow. Took long enough.

allsmiles
06-03-2016, 03:02 AM
Wtf did I just walk into? :ewww:


The anus has a high concentration of nerve endings. That's why women love anal sex.

8-[

:umno:

Jezter
06-03-2016, 11:32 AM
Maybe because it puts constant pressure on the prostate..

Thank goodness there are better and more fun ways to play with one's prostate! :lol:

Goofy
06-03-2016, 12:15 PM
must... resist...xbox one...

Do it!!!! Then i can whoop your ass on GTA :tup:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-03-2016, 12:28 PM
I would like to admit my shame in liking fried chicken and therefore infringing on and appropriating black culture :(

Muddy
06-03-2016, 12:52 PM
Thank goodness there are better and more fun ways to play with one's prostate! :lol:

Thanks for that.. :lol:

Muddy
06-03-2016, 12:53 PM
I would like to admit my shame in liking fried chicken and therefore infringing on and appropriating black culture :(

I'm a white bread, pasty skin, chicken wing eating mutha fucka!!!

Jezter
06-03-2016, 01:14 PM
Thanks for that.. :lol:
You're whalecum. :tup:

RBP
06-03-2016, 01:35 PM
I would like to admit my shame in liking fried chicken and therefore infringing on and appropriating black culture :(

:racist:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-03-2016, 01:36 PM
:racist:

I said I was admitting my shame, I checked myself :hand:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-03-2016, 01:37 PM
What are the odds that on the same day, an Air Force Thunderbird and a Navy Blue Angel would both crash on the same day?

Nice to see the air force pilot survived, and :rip: to the Navy pilot.

FBD
06-03-2016, 02:02 PM
they missed obama

Teh One Who Knocks
06-03-2016, 02:04 PM
The Thunderbird pilot did a hell of a job on his crash landing....put it down in a vacant field and most of the aircraft remained intact

Teh One Who Knocks
06-03-2016, 06:08 PM
Holy fuck, if this day was going by any slower it would be going backwards :wha:

Goofy
06-03-2016, 06:37 PM
Holy fuck, if this day was going by any slower it would be going backwards :wha:

Coming up for 8pm and im still at work! :cheers:









:suicide2:

Hugh_Janus
06-03-2016, 11:18 PM
:rip: luis salom

DemonGeminiX
06-03-2016, 11:29 PM
I don't know why this bugs me but it does: whenever you go to get a haircut at a hair dresser's place, they wash your hair first before cutting it. Wouldn't it make more sense to wash it after cutting it, to get all the loose cut hair off of your head?

:-k

redred
06-03-2016, 11:37 PM
Buzz it off saves washing

DemonGeminiX
06-03-2016, 11:40 PM
I don't look good with a buzz cut.

redred
06-03-2016, 11:48 PM
I got use to mine, when I was racing I got fed up with crap in my hair plus helmet hair :lol:

DemonGeminiX
06-04-2016, 12:21 AM
I'm happy that it works for you. I don't know what else to tell you, but buzz cuts just don't work for me. I tried them twice in my life and it didn't look good either time I tried it. I didn't like it and no one else that I was close to liked it either.

RBP
06-04-2016, 06:40 AM
The sweat under my balls smells like ass... literally.

Jezter
06-04-2016, 02:52 PM
The sweat under my balls smells like ass... literally.

http://i.imgur.com/hDNamMi.jpg

RBP
06-04-2016, 03:41 PM
:lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-06-2016, 10:32 AM
I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today :-k

FBD
06-06-2016, 12:54 PM
In 1892 … a law firm in the American West came up with the idea of a divorce papers vending machine. For a while, at least, legal divorce papers were items that could be bought from a vending machine in Corinne, Utah. A purchaser could insert $2.50 in coins, pull a lever on the side of the machine, and pick up his papers from a delivery drawer that popped open like a cash register drawer. Those papers were then taken to the local law firm — whose name was printed on the form — where the names of the divorcing couple were written in and witnessed.

— Kerry Segrave, Vending Machines: An American Social History, 2002

allsmiles
06-06-2016, 01:23 PM
I'm not one to complain about rain, but it was nice to see the sun yesterday for a change. Spent the afternoon at the water park.

Goofy
06-06-2016, 01:25 PM
I'm not one to complain about rain, but it was nice to see the sun yesterday for a change. Spent the afternoon at the water park.

:-s


:lol:

fricnjay
06-06-2016, 01:28 PM
I shouldn't have eaten those hot wings last night. :burp: :lol:

Hugh_Janus
06-06-2016, 06:09 PM
serious case of the betties today :puke:

FBD
06-06-2016, 06:41 PM
:-k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0OFF3q4Pxk

Teh One Who Knocks
06-06-2016, 06:43 PM
http://i.imgur.com/U3HAwDO.jpg

:thumbsup:

RBP
06-06-2016, 07:13 PM
I'm not one to complain about rain, but it was nice to see the sun yesterday for a change. Spent the afternoon at the water park.


:-s


:lol:

I had the same reaction.

http://i.imgur.com/rbP1cDV.png?1

KevinD
06-06-2016, 07:29 PM
Getting new tires on the work truck. OEM tires lasted 92,000 miles. Not bad.

Hugh_Janus
06-06-2016, 08:49 PM
:-k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0OFF3q4Pxk


http://i.imgur.com/U3HAwDO.jpg

:thumbsup:

betty swollocks

Hugh_Janus
06-06-2016, 08:56 PM
those TT guys are infuckingsane

FBD
06-07-2016, 12:35 PM
betty swollocks

:-k

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6OPUr8vjdMg/TyfjhsIsPwI/AAAAAAAAASw/WRzgruUDo28/s400/Patti+McGee9.jpg


:lol: I seriously dont know what the betties are :dance: I searched it but came up with crap.

FBD
06-07-2016, 01:21 PM
:lol:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2722956/

"Surprisingly, given the alarming results of cognitive studies, most marijuana-intoxicated drivers show only modest impairments on actual road tests. Experienced smokers who drive on a set course show almost no functional impairment under the influence of marijuana, except when it is combined with alcohol."

"Many investigators have suggested that the reason why marijuana does not result in an increased crash rate in laboratory tests despite demonstrable neurophysiologic impairments is that, unlike drivers under the influence of alcohol, who tend to underestimate their degree of impairment, marijuana users tend to overestimate their impairment, and consequently employ compensatory strategies. Cannabis users perceive their driving under the influence as impaired and more cautious, and given a dose of 7 mg THC (about a third of a joint), drivers rated themselves as impaired even though their driving performance was not; in contrast, at a BAC 0.04% (slightly less than two “standard drinks” of a can of beer or small 5 oz. glass of wine; half the legal limit in most US states), driving performance was impaired even though drivers rated themselves as unimpaired. Binge drinkers are particularly likely to rate themselves as unimpaired, possibly because they tend to become less sedated by high doses of alcohol."

Hugh_Janus
06-07-2016, 11:04 PM
:-k

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6OPUr8vjdMg/TyfjhsIsPwI/AAAAAAAAASw/WRzgruUDo28/s400/Patti+McGee9.jpg


:lol: I seriously dont know what the betties are :dance: I searched it but came up with crap.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=betty%20swollocks

had them all day today too :meh:

allsmiles
06-08-2016, 03:54 AM
:-s


:lol:


I had the same reaction.

http://i.imgur.com/rbP1cDV.png?1

:saysyou:

It's not about getting wet. It's about lightening. Can't go to the water park during a thunderstorm.

:roll:

FBD
06-08-2016, 12:34 PM
I dont think they got beyond the getting wet part :lol:

Muddy
06-08-2016, 03:59 PM
Smiles is wet??

deebakes
06-08-2016, 04:01 PM
:faint:

RBP
06-08-2016, 04:20 PM
http://i.imgur.com/aTk0Pek.jpg?1

FBD
06-08-2016, 07:46 PM
:hand: smiles is way better looking

deebakes
06-08-2016, 09:15 PM
:hand: smiles is way better looking

:+1:

allsmiles
06-09-2016, 12:25 AM
Aww... y'all have me all buttered up now.

deebakes
06-09-2016, 01:07 AM
:nom: ;)

Teh One Who Knocks
06-09-2016, 01:25 PM
There's just so much goddamned weight on my shoulders
All I'm trying to do is live my motherfucking life
Supposed to be happy, but I'm only getting colder
Wear a smile on my face, but there's a demon inside
There's just so much goddamned weight on my shoulders
All I'm trying to do is live my motherfucking life
Supposed to be happy, but I'm only getting colder
Wear a smile on my face, but there's a demon inside

Muddy
06-09-2016, 01:56 PM
Wet butter..

fricnjay
06-09-2016, 02:01 PM
http://i.imgur.com/hYkX2cN.gif

Jezter
06-09-2016, 02:41 PM
It's been too long since I've fapped...even some of the wood grain patterns, that are too pussy like, on planks make me squirt a little in my pants.

Muddy
06-09-2016, 02:52 PM
tmi, bro.

FBD
06-09-2016, 03:30 PM
headin out to DMV with my buddy swamp ass....sorry DMV customers :dance: :lol:

Jezter
06-09-2016, 05:39 PM
tmi, bro.

You love it, you slut.

Hugh_Janus
06-09-2016, 07:25 PM
headin out to DMV with my buddy swamp ass....sorry DMV customers :dance: :lol:

swamp ass... :lol: yup, fuck working in the summer

FBD
06-09-2016, 08:41 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ0s0KUUpxo

PorkChopSandwiches
06-09-2016, 08:45 PM
My favorite bit by him :tup:

DemonGeminiX
06-10-2016, 11:29 AM
:-k

There are some really good reviews for the Conjuring 2. I may go to see it.

allsmiles
06-10-2016, 10:31 PM
I've never smoked pot before, so I don't know how it affects the body, but an acquaintance is trying to tell me that she was raped because a guy got her high (note that she doesn't take any responsibility for smoking the joint; he must have taped it in her mouth and then pinched her nose) and then took advantage of her. Am I wrong in wanting to cunt punt the bish? Does marijuana make you so inebriated that you pass out and have no control of your actions or body?

redred
06-10-2016, 11:25 PM
no sorry but a few puffs does not wipe you out like that imo

DemonGeminiX
06-11-2016, 12:16 AM
You boys like Mex-ee-co?!? YEEEEEEE-HAW!!!!

Pony
06-11-2016, 02:58 AM
Does marijuana make you so inebriated that you pass out and have no control of your actions or body?

No. She made a poor decision she regrets and can't admit she's accountable for her own actions.

allsmiles
06-11-2016, 06:46 AM
no sorry but a few puffs does not wipe you out like that imo


No. She made a poor decision she regrets and can't admit she's accountable for her own actions.

That's what I figured. She needs to be spayed. I have since been told that shee had a boyfriend and he had a wife at the time. She went to his house while her boyfriend and his wife were at work just to hang out and this is when he supposedly forced her to smoke a joint and then "raped" her while she was "too mellow to move." Does she really expect people to believe that shit? Her boyfriend did. What a bunch of dumbasses. Not going to associate with these people anymore.

FBD
06-11-2016, 04:25 PM
its always good to have a decently strict no-douchebag policy :thumbsup:

and if it was rape, then why isnt she pressing charges ;) (because she doesnt want to blow up the whole situation and get herself in trouble with the law on top of everyhting else for filing a false report)

DemonGeminiX
06-11-2016, 09:13 PM
That pizza sucked. :meh:

Hugh_Janus
06-11-2016, 11:47 PM
Serviced my old man's car today. I wanted to repair it aswell, but it was a little bit more involved than I was expecting so I'm going to have to go stripping wiring harnesses and pulling half the interior out next weekend.... FML.

Hugh_Janus
06-12-2016, 12:27 AM
hmmmm.... the preview for the new gran turismo looks a-meh-zn. If they've stepped up their sound game, I may re-defect back to the playstation :-k

RBP
06-12-2016, 07:57 AM
That pizza sucked. :meh:

But did it swallow?

DemonGeminiX
06-12-2016, 06:32 PM
I'm buying an AR-15 before the summer's out. Specifically, probably a Smith & Wesson M&P15 Sport II chambered in 5.56. I'm gonna post pictures of me holding the rifle in my left hand while furiously masturbating with my right hand.

redred
06-12-2016, 07:18 PM
I can't wait for that pic :lol:

DemonGeminiX
06-12-2016, 08:49 PM
Remember when Michael Jordan used to stick his tongue out while dunking on his opponents? That's what I'm gonna do in those pics.

redred
06-12-2016, 09:19 PM
:lol: I always do that when wanking

RBP
06-13-2016, 03:42 AM
:puke:

Godfather
06-13-2016, 06:16 AM
Too much wine at the family sunday dinner. Going to be a little dehydrated tomorrow :lol: Worth it.

FBD
06-13-2016, 01:30 PM
while an AR 15 would be nice...

... I'm about ready to pack a pistol constantly, so that the next time CT is up on the bankster false flag wheel, I'll take care of enough motherfuckers that they cant change the story.



who am I kidding, I'm so much a hermit I will just be at home :lol: fuck the public space, its overtaken by the enemies.

redred
06-13-2016, 03:53 PM
Homeland Season 6 To Have Female President :shock:

Hugh_Janus
06-13-2016, 06:44 PM
sometimes all you can do is just :facepalm:

Hugh_Janus
06-13-2016, 06:57 PM
also....

will grigg's on fire :dance:

Hugh_Janus
06-13-2016, 06:57 PM
also....

will grigg's on fire :dance:

Muddy
06-13-2016, 07:34 PM
Too much wine at the family sunday dinner. Going to be a little dehydrated tomorrow :lol: Worth it.

I just cant get into the wine thing... :lol:

Hugh_Janus
06-14-2016, 10:56 PM
the kid playing bruce wayne is going to be a fantastically good looking guy.... calling it now... no homo

DemonGeminiX
06-14-2016, 11:55 PM
That burger was loaded with entirely too much condiment. I couldn't keep the damn patty in between the buns.

Godfather
06-15-2016, 12:16 AM
Dinner decisions: home-made fajitas, or homemade pita pizza.... leaning towards pizza out of laziness :lol:

Godfather
06-15-2016, 12:17 AM
Also Curb Your Enthusiasm coming back :cheerlead::cheerlead:

DemonGeminiX
06-15-2016, 02:20 PM
Well, that was anticlimactic. :meh:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-15-2016, 02:25 PM
Maybe you did it wrong :-k

redred
06-15-2016, 02:55 PM
the kid playing bruce wayne is going to be a fantastically good looking guy.... calling it now... no homo

http://i.imgur.com/xFAWpAO.png

DemonGeminiX
06-15-2016, 03:05 PM
Maybe you did it wrong :-k

No, I did it right, my expectations were a little higher is all. Damn that hope and change horseshit.

Teh One Who Knocks
06-15-2016, 03:09 PM
No, I did it right, my expectations were a little higher is all. Damn that hope and change horseshit.

:slap: Your fault for setting your expectations too high then [-(

DemonGeminiX
06-15-2016, 03:12 PM
:dunno:

I guess.

Teh One Who Knocks
06-15-2016, 03:13 PM
:dunno:

I guess.

:snapout:

DemonGeminiX
06-15-2016, 03:16 PM
:-s

Chill out, Slappy McSlapperson.

Teh One Who Knocks
06-15-2016, 03:18 PM
:-s

Chill out, Slappy McSlapperson.

:beatdown:

DemonGeminiX
06-15-2016, 03:21 PM
:-s

You forgot to take your medicine again, didn't you?

Teh One Who Knocks
06-15-2016, 03:25 PM
What are you implying? :suspect:

DemonGeminiX
06-15-2016, 03:33 PM
:lol:

That you're nuts.

Teh One Who Knocks
06-15-2016, 03:36 PM
:lol:

That you're nuts.

http://i.imgur.com/y6hXa9O.gif

DemonGeminiX
06-16-2016, 11:20 AM
Anderson Cooper's a piece of shit.

DemonGeminiX
06-16-2016, 12:37 PM
Lindsey Graham's making a whole ton of sense.

Teh One Who Knocks
06-16-2016, 03:44 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ik3IZC4.jpg

RBP
06-16-2016, 03:54 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ik3IZC4.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/s0wYEUZ.jpg

deebakes
06-16-2016, 04:32 PM
#truth

Hugh_Janus
06-16-2016, 07:51 PM
one more game to lose and we'll be out I think :pray:

FBD
06-17-2016, 12:35 PM
friiiiiiiiiii dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy y

time to focus and train soon

DemonGeminiX
06-17-2016, 10:28 PM
Ha! Scientists just discovered a "quasi-moon" orbiting the Earth. We have 2 moons. That's pretty cool.

Teh One Who Knocks
06-18-2016, 10:09 AM
Ha! Scientists just discovered a "quasi-moon" orbiting the Earth. We have 2 moons. That's pretty cool.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVekNsgUqn4

Jezter
06-18-2016, 02:49 PM
Ha! Scientists just discovered a "quasi-moon" orbiting the Earth. We have 2 moons. That's pretty cool.
Then you'll find this cool too.

How many moons does the Earth have?

In the A series, we said the earth had two moons. In the B series, we said there were either five or one, but definitely not two. These ideas were novel at the time (and quite controversial) but scientists now think the Earth has thousands of moons. At least one is the size of a washing machine, with a thousand more as big as a basketball. NASA calls them ‘mini-moons’ or Temporarily Captured Objects (TCOs). Most stay in orbit for about a year before spinning back into space or burning up in Earth's atmosphere. Computer simulations of the paths of the 10 million asteroids in the Solar System suggest 18,000 of them are going round the earth at any one time. Only one has so far been confirmed by direct observation. RH120 is about the size of a car and made four orbits of the Earth in
2006-7.

Hugh_Janus
06-18-2016, 07:17 PM
didn't have to do my old man's car today.... but I've got to look forward to doing it next week now.... :meh:

DemonGeminiX
06-18-2016, 10:24 PM
You take it out of the oven and you just want to destroy it but you gotta let it sit and set so it doesn't fall apart in a big liquidy mess.

Godfather
06-19-2016, 01:32 AM
That fucking ugly piece of shit, piss-colored convertible parked 4 inches from my car again... 10th time she's done it this year including boxing me in several times and same with my wife's car. She always parked 2 feet from the curb too, at a brutal angle. Just a shit driver.

Starting with an angry windshield note. If that doesn't work I'll have to get more creative.

KevinD
06-19-2016, 01:55 AM
I hear ya. When I'm out in my Camaro, I park as far as I can from everyone else. There's always a pos right beside me when I come out. SMFH.

RBP
06-19-2016, 10:41 AM
That fucking ugly piece of shit, piss-colored convertible parked 4 inches from my car again... 10th time she's done it this year including boxing me in several times and same with my wife's car. She always parked 2 feet from the curb too, at a brutal angle. Just a shit driver.

Starting with an angry windshield note. If that doesn't work I'll have to get more creative.

http://i.imgur.com/R2PaYK6.jpg

DemonGeminiX
06-19-2016, 11:24 AM
:-k

If Lois Lane loves Superman over Clark Kent so much, then why, in Super Man 2, would she be O.K. with him giving up his powers? She was clearly infatuated with Superman because he could do shit that no man on Earth could do. I would think that a depowered Superman would get the cold shoulder from her after revealing to her that he was now just a regular guy.

Godfather
06-20-2016, 05:58 AM
http://i.imgur.com/R2PaYK6.jpg

:lol:

fricnjay
06-20-2016, 04:36 PM
http://i.imgur.com/MbADsS5.jpg

Hugh_Janus
06-20-2016, 10:30 PM
That fucking ugly piece of shit, piss-colored convertible parked 4 inches from my car again... 10th time she's done it this year including boxing me in several times and same with my wife's car. She always parked 2 feet from the curb too, at a brutal angle. Just a shit driver.

Starting with an angry windshield note. If that doesn't work I'll have to get more creative.

brake fluid over the paint, window etch or get an automatic centre punch and bust all the windows

FBD
06-21-2016, 12:19 PM
and make sure you spell out the word cunt with it ;)

Hugh_Janus
06-21-2016, 08:37 PM
or thermite... that'll be pretty good :lol:

also, battlefield 1 looks incredible....

DemonGeminiX
06-21-2016, 10:06 PM
I feel lighter. I must have dropped 10 pounds from the shit I took earlier.

RBP
06-21-2016, 11:17 PM
I feel lighter. I must have dropped 10 pounds from the shit I took earlier.

About 10 years ago, I dropped 130 pounds of dead weight in one day. Thankfully she never came back.

Teh One Who Knocks
06-22-2016, 12:49 AM
:tumble:

RBP
06-22-2016, 03:13 AM
:fu:

That was funny.

Teh One Who Knocks
06-22-2016, 10:29 AM
:fu:

That was funny.

If you have to tell people it was funny, it wasn't :hand:

DemonGeminiX
06-22-2016, 10:43 AM
I thought it was funny.

:idk:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-22-2016, 11:05 AM
I thought it was funny.

:idk:

:empathy:

Pony
06-22-2016, 11:37 AM
:rip: Uncle Bud. :(

Teh One Who Knocks
06-22-2016, 03:24 PM
My dad's 76th birthday today....probably the last one he will see at the rate he's deteriorating

Jezter
06-22-2016, 04:16 PM
My dad's 76th birthday today....probably the last one he will see at the rate he's deteriorating

Well that is sad as fuck. :(

DemonGeminiX
06-22-2016, 04:22 PM
:rip: Uncle Bud. :(

You just lose family, Pony?

Pony
06-22-2016, 08:14 PM
You just lose family, Pony?

Moms older brother.

Teh One Who Knocks
06-22-2016, 08:16 PM
Sorry for your loss Pony :(

Hugh_Janus
06-22-2016, 08:23 PM
shit sucks, pony:rip:

redred
06-22-2016, 08:25 PM
Sorry for your loss mate

DemonGeminiX
06-22-2016, 11:34 PM
My condolences to you and your family, Pony.

:rip: Pony's Uncle Bud.

Godfather
06-23-2016, 12:26 AM
Sorry to hear that Pony.

RBP
06-23-2016, 12:58 AM
Condolences, Pony.

:rip: Bud

Jezter
06-23-2016, 03:27 AM
Moms older brother.

Sorry. :hug:

Goofy
06-23-2016, 07:09 AM
:rip: Uncle Bud. :(

:(


My dad's 76th birthday today....probably the last one he will see at the rate he's deteriorating

:(

Pony
06-23-2016, 11:29 AM
Thanks guys.

FBD
06-23-2016, 12:35 PM
damn man, condolences

DemonGeminiX
06-23-2016, 01:54 PM
Burger King now has Mac n Cheetos.

http://i.imgur.com/g66J1pq.jpg


This is very real. It's not on the menu yet, but it's coming. People have video reviews about them.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zubtNNch8pg&ab_channel=PeepTHISOut!

FBD
06-23-2016, 02:05 PM
:-k so they put macaroni in cheese sticks

not sure I trust that :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-23-2016, 02:17 PM
Burger King now has Mac n Cheetos.

http://i.imgur.com/g66J1pq.jpg


This is very real. It's not on the menu yet, but it's coming. People have video reviews about them.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zubtNNch8pg&ab_channel=PeepTHISOut!

:homer:

DemonGeminiX
06-23-2016, 02:24 PM
I'm looking forward to your review, Lance.

Teh One Who Knocks
06-23-2016, 02:27 PM
TBH we rarely ever go to BK, all the ones around here are slow as fuck

DemonGeminiX
06-23-2016, 02:27 PM
You have to go now. I'm not gonna try these. :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
06-23-2016, 02:29 PM
It's not even on the menu yet :dunno: And who even knows if it will make it out of the initial test markets to go nationwide?

DemonGeminiX
06-23-2016, 02:37 PM
:nono:

Stuart Varney already said that it'll be available for a limited time.

redred
06-23-2016, 02:45 PM
this weather is very muggy and i'm feeling sleepy:meh:

DemonGeminiX
06-23-2016, 02:46 PM
Breaking, Freddie Gray officer charged with worst charge (2nd degree murder) has been found not guilty. Expect Baltimore to riot.

Breaking, Supreme Court upholds lower court ruling blocking Obama's 2014 exec action on immigration.

Teh One Who Knocks
06-23-2016, 02:47 PM
this weather is very muggy and i'm feeling sleepy:meh:

:snapout:

redred
06-23-2016, 02:48 PM
i might grab a beer

Teh One Who Knocks
06-23-2016, 02:51 PM
i might grab a beer

:facepalm:

DemonGeminiX
06-23-2016, 02:51 PM
There's a gunman on the loose in Germany.

redred
06-23-2016, 02:54 PM
in a cinema

DemonGeminiX
06-23-2016, 03:06 PM
They shot him dead. Wonder what happened there.

redred
06-23-2016, 03:14 PM
it's fine zerohedge has already said it's a set up
http://i.imgur.com/EUByFuH.jpg

move along nothing to see

DemonGeminiX
06-23-2016, 03:16 PM
:lol:

You went to zerohedge?

FBD
06-23-2016, 03:17 PM
lol, way to take a comment from the user comments section and blow it up to represent all of ZH....nope no logical fallacies there :lol:

Noilly Pratt
06-23-2016, 03:18 PM
Damn...sorry to hear about your Uncle, Pony. And you too Lance about your dad. I know what it's like to watch someone (my dad and my mum) deteriorate before your very eyes.

You wonder what the hell is going on with the world...it's all happening at once. My bro-in-law died in January of Pancreatic Cancer. I supposed it seems like a rash of these things because the baby boomers are the majority of the population.

redred
06-23-2016, 03:22 PM
:lol:

You went to zerohedge?

i wanted to beat you know who :lol:

FBD
06-23-2016, 03:26 PM
:lol: need a little more info than is available right now to determine the level of flagginess on this one, red. I dont just go straight there, there has to be evidence that supports going there in order for me to go there.

redred
06-23-2016, 03:28 PM
so your view on that picture ? mine is maybe there was no need to fly around with 4 guns ready to go if there was no need of them to be loaded , might be a health and safety thing :shrug:

FBD
06-23-2016, 03:38 PM
that picture is a stock photo and not even taken at the event


it was a different *cough* training event *cough*

redred
06-23-2016, 03:42 PM
:shock: but it was the 3rd picture down that zerohedge used , well I never :sad2: how am i meant to trust them now :lol:

FBD
06-23-2016, 05:23 PM
well, fuck. :sad: my buddy's dog has some aggressive ass cancer and is putting him down this afternoon. that was such a special dog. pure bred shar pei, show dog parents, alpha male of the litter, mofo was 75 pounds of muscle. I remember the day he brought him home, motherfucker was the size of a loaf of bread, watched him grow up since we had crazy amounts of band practice there. that dog was my fkn buddy. you will me sorely missed, Tyson. :sad:

I just wish I got told even yesterday, instead of the day of, and now I cant even go say goodbye to him. sonsabitches.

redred
06-23-2016, 05:25 PM
:rip:

FBD
06-23-2016, 05:31 PM
he fuggin did that with his last dog too... everyone super fond of him and I'm the dog's second best buddy just about, and then get told after the fact....cmon dude :(

DemonGeminiX
06-23-2016, 05:35 PM
:rip: Tyson

FBD
06-23-2016, 05:43 PM
little old but at least I found one...(grumma's gone a little while, too)

Teh One Who Knocks
06-23-2016, 06:41 PM
well, fuck. :sad: my buddy's dog has some aggressive ass cancer and is putting him down this afternoon. that was such a special dog. pure bred shar pei, show dog parents, alpha male of the litter, mofo was 75 pounds of muscle. I remember the day he brought him home, motherfucker was the size of a loaf of bread, watched him grow up since we had crazy amounts of band practice there. that dog was my fkn buddy. you will me sorely missed, Tyson. :sad:

I just wish I got told even yesterday, instead of the day of, and now I cant even go say goodbye to him. sonsabitches.

That really sucks :(

Godfather
06-24-2016, 04:56 AM
Britexit went through... now to decide what stocks to buy first thing tomorrow morning. Should've shorted some too, oh well.

redred
06-24-2016, 05:14 AM
Join the roller-coaster :lol:

DemonGeminiX
06-24-2016, 10:17 AM
Is this as big as the fall of the Soviet Union and the tearing down of the Berlin Wall?

:-k

redred
06-24-2016, 10:36 AM
Maybe only time will tell

FBD
06-24-2016, 12:18 PM
I'm rather surprised.....that not enough electoral fraud took place, which means a shit ton of brits got out there and told the EU to fuck off, so good on yas for that :tup:

but since this is just a non binding referendum, we'll see if parliament actually goes through with things...

FBD
06-24-2016, 03:25 PM
https://www.facebook.com/events/269688846708179/

https://scontent.fzty1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13325604_1131588490196990_7632050631736572469_n.jp g?oh=3f5be441ed14f946c727e3425cc795e7&oe=57EF2B5C

:headbang: fun night tomorrow