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FBD
07-15-2016, 07:58 PM
oh look, they released some more revisionst history :roll:

redred
07-15-2016, 08:50 PM
Shit is going down big time in Turkey the army is taking over

Godfather
07-15-2016, 08:56 PM
Ya man, just fucked. You're closer to Turkey than us, but everything I've heard from people who traveled there in the past said it's just a beautiful country. My in-laws said it was their favorite vacation ever maybe 10-years ago. With all the terrorism recently I wouldn't go now which is really a shame... and this news is on another level. Wow.

redred
07-15-2016, 09:05 PM
Never fancied going there myself, I've never trusted the area even before all the stuff that's been going on with IS

Godfather
07-15-2016, 09:11 PM
Fair enough...

Still a shame. I'd love to go to Istanbul if I felt it'd be safe. Some incredible history and art there.

I don't know that I can recall the last time I saw something like this in a democratic NATO ally... I think this happened in Turkey in the 90's but I certainly don't remember that.

Teh One Who Knocks
07-16-2016, 10:10 AM
Mmmmmmm.....turkey :homer:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-16-2016, 10:37 AM
Y'all suckers write me checks and then they bounce
So I reach into my pocket for the fresh amount
See, I'm the long-leaner, Vincent the Cleaner
I'm the illest motherfucker from here to Gardena

Pony
07-16-2016, 11:58 AM
Ya man, just fucked. You're closer to Turkey than us, but everything I've heard from people who traveled there in the past said it's just a beautiful country. My in-laws said it was their favorite vacation ever maybe 10-years ago. With all the terrorism recently I wouldn't go now which is really a shame... and this news is on another level. Wow.

This got me thinking... I wonder how many people around the world are re-thinking their planned trips to the US because of all the shit going on with protests, etc.?

Goofy
07-16-2016, 12:34 PM
This got me thinking... I wonder how many people around the world are re-thinking their planned trips to the US because of all the shit going on with protests, etc.?

I'm not visiting the US, i'm too frightened of that racist hate group you guys have over there........ that BLM group, they'd probably want to kill me since my skin is white :sad2:

Godfather
07-16-2016, 06:57 PM
This got me thinking... I wonder how many people around the world are re-thinking their planned trips to the US because of all the shit going on with protests, etc.?

Hard to know. As a Canadian I have no issues going anywhere in the US even right after any of the recent events, but I'm very comfortable there and know these events are rare in the grand scheme of things. It doesn't feel foreign, I speak the language, etc. Going to somewhere like Turkey that would already be a totally different world, and then on top of that has some major issues with terrorism, seems scarier.

I guess applying that same thinking, there could definitely be folks around the world re-thinking plans to travel. Real shame... that's kind of a goal of terrorism isn't it. Causing terror and fear :wha:

RBP
07-16-2016, 07:54 PM
I'm not visiting the US, i'm too frightened of that racist hate group you guys have over there........ that BLM group, they'd probably want to kill me since my skin is white :sad2:

Or fuck you because you wear skirts with no panties. Slut.

DemonGeminiX
07-17-2016, 01:30 AM
Fair enough...

Still a shame. I'd love to go to Istanbul if I felt it'd be safe. Some incredible history and art there.

I don't know that I can recall the last time I saw something like this in a democratic NATO ally... I think this happened in Turkey in the 90's but I certainly don't remember that.

http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2016/07/16/turkeys-last-hope-dies.html

Godfather
07-17-2016, 06:14 AM
:(

Fuck I hope we don't see them blowing up the Basilica Cistern in the next 5 years on Live Leaks

RBP
07-17-2016, 06:18 AM
http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2016/07/16/turkeys-last-hope-dies.html

Yup. Great article. After 7.5 years I still have no idea what this President wants.

DemonGeminiX
07-17-2016, 06:51 AM
I don't know what he wants either, but I'm happier than shit that we won't have to put up with his stupidity for very much longer.

RBP
07-17-2016, 06:59 AM
Say what you will, we knew where we stood with GWB.

Hugh_Janus
07-17-2016, 11:02 AM
Ya man, just fucked. You're closer to Turkey than us, but everything I've heard from people who traveled there in the past said it's just a beautiful country. My in-laws said it was their favorite vacation ever maybe 10-years ago. With all the terrorism recently I wouldn't go now which is really a shame... and this news is on another level. Wow.
I've been and it is. Lots of very cool old stuff too :tup: I wouldn't advise going to the south of the country in july though because it is hotter than a motherfucker.

DemonGeminiX
07-17-2016, 04:12 PM
Big G, I hope you realize when I get up there (hopefully not any time soon), I'm gonna demand that you and I sit down and have a conversation about all the crap I went through in life.

Godfather
07-17-2016, 05:58 PM
More shit going down in Baton Rouge, more police dead :?

At this point I almost just want to hear it's some deranged person and not domestic terrorism. It's too depressing.

deebakes
07-17-2016, 06:30 PM
:wtf2:

Hugh_Janus
07-17-2016, 08:17 PM
struggling to think of a song involving calvin harris that's shit :-k

RBP
07-17-2016, 10:17 PM
struggling to think of a song involving calvin harris that's shit :-k

Blame
Bounce
Drinking From the Bottle
Feel So Close
Here 2 China
How Deep Is Your Love
Hype
I Need Your Love
I'm Not Alone
Let's Go
Open Wide
Outside
Pray To God
Ready for the Weekend
Relax
Stars Come Out
Summer
Sweet Nothing
Thinking About You
This Is What You Came For
Under Control
We'll Be Coming Back
Worst Day
Yeah Yeah Yeah La La La

Godfather
07-18-2016, 12:31 AM
Welp my wishful thinking didn't help. This mother fucker http://heavy.com/news/2016/07/cosmo-setepenra-gavin-eugene-long-baton-rouge-gunman-shooter-photos-pictures-twitter-instagram-facebook-youtube/4/

One of the cops killed was a brand new dad too.

RBP
07-18-2016, 02:21 AM
Welp my wishful thinking didn't help. This mother fucker http://heavy.com/news/2016/07/cosmo-setepenra-gavin-eugene-long-baton-rouge-gunman-shooter-photos-pictures-twitter-instagram-facebook-youtube/4/

One of the cops killed was a brand new dad too.

No justice, no peace.

Pigs in a blanket, fry them up.

Teh One Who Knocks
07-18-2016, 01:08 PM
Went out for lunch yesterday with the family and when we got back to my truck, some moron had stuck used chewing gum on my Trump sticker on my truck window. People are just fucking assholes.

DemonGeminiX
07-18-2016, 01:50 PM
Called the doctor's office and left a message. Let's see what they have to say.

FBD
07-18-2016, 03:28 PM
:facepalm:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-CdO4jMOYI

DemonGeminiX
07-18-2016, 07:10 PM
Called the doctor's office and left a message. Let's see what they have to say.

:|

That's not good, Daniel. You can't just ask me to do what you're asking me to do, Daniel. I don't think you understand what you're dealing with, Daniel.


This is a fucking mess. I need to go to a spinal cord rehabilitation unit and let them reevaluate me.

Damn it. Why now? :no:

PorkChopSandwiches
07-18-2016, 07:12 PM
:shock:

DemonGeminiX
07-18-2016, 07:12 PM
:-s

What?

PorkChopSandwiches
07-18-2016, 07:13 PM
Hope you are OK.

DemonGeminiX
07-18-2016, 07:16 PM
I hope I am too. I don't feel bad. I'm just having a problem that needs to be solved.

DemonGeminiX
07-18-2016, 07:24 PM
... and my doctor's kneejerk solution is not feasible.

Hugh_Janus
07-18-2016, 07:53 PM
I've been buzzing all day.... fuck this heat and ppe

DemonGeminiX
07-18-2016, 08:51 PM
:lol:

And he won't give me a fucking appointment. You are so fucking fired, Daniel.

Godfather
07-19-2016, 07:08 AM
Can someone please explain to me this stupid car sub-culture of tricking out piece of shit, run of the mill, middle-aged cars with the world's dumbest modifications?

I've got an old high school acquaintance on Facebook and him and his buddies roll around town in bad old 98' Hondas and Toyotas that are lowered, have oversized rims (stupidly cambered outwards), useless spoilers, blacked out windows and giant meaningless decals. They post an assload of photos and rave about eachother's shitmobiles.... to me they look like some busted up old Hot Wheels from the 90's that you found at a garage sale. I flat out see no appeal in this, these cars are ugly as balls. I'd rather drive a rusted out shit-bucket than your "sick stancy 2001 Corolla."

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p235x350/13592648_1789598487925875_7020958033905179524_n.jp g?oh=ff0274bbbaa00682b8685a49cf02d513&oe=58361FCF

DemonGeminiX
07-19-2016, 10:08 AM
Funny what a little exercise will do to change one's digestive fortunes.

Teh One Who Knocks
07-19-2016, 10:47 AM
I hope I am too. I don't feel bad. I'm just having a problem that needs to be solved.

http://i.imgur.com/Z0hIdp6.png

:-k

DemonGeminiX
07-19-2016, 11:00 AM
:-s

I don't remember that one.

Teh One Who Knocks
07-19-2016, 11:03 AM
No? It was hilarious :lol: George tried holistic medicine :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-19-2016, 11:03 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH5IMv2jeuk

DemonGeminiX
07-19-2016, 11:15 AM
:lol:

FBD
07-19-2016, 12:39 PM
there should totally be a cops that dun good thread


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-B2J7tp8eg


amusing how the 28 pages, while heavily redacted, leaves a lot in there pointing at israel (but its antisemitic if you notice :lol: )


it also fingers people like bernard kerik, who was part of the financing chain....who was also dubya's pick for DHS at its creation

Godfather
07-20-2016, 01:42 AM
Oh man there are 5 new eps of Comedians in Cars since I last checked. I know what I'm doing the next couple hours :lol:

DemonGeminiX
07-20-2016, 05:28 AM
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine

Godfather
07-20-2016, 07:40 AM
Is it Friday?

DemonGeminiX
07-20-2016, 09:36 AM
Ok... now what?

Goofy
07-20-2016, 12:40 PM
Is it Friday?

Not even close :(


Ok... now what?

On my command....... unleash hell!

FBD
07-20-2016, 01:44 PM
I'm getting really sick of people halfass putting together a show, not promoting it, not really minding the door or making sure bands get on stage on time, and there being 20 or 30 people there.

or, fucking idiot books against the biggest show of the year, who cares if he booked first....motherfucker doesnt lift a finger until he finds out about the biggest show of the year 2 months before the date, THEN he starts promoting the shit out of it, gets a couple out of state bands.... 1400 people at one place, bands + 20 at the other. and my/our gear gets roped into it for backline. nah, I really didnt want to play for a goddam 30 yard wide circle pit of death :evil:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-21-2016, 12:14 PM
NASA could have saved taxpayers’ money by just checking the Bible

RE: A June 17 Associated Press article reported on a NASA spacecraft bound for Jupiter to “study how the largest planet in the solar system was formed and evolved.”

My King James Bible, which all born-again Christians should be using, tells me in John 1:3 that “all things were made by Him and without Him was not anything made that was made.”

What a waste of taxpayers’ money.

Marvin McFaddin

Paintsville

http://www.kentucky.com/opinion/letters-to-the-editor/article90381677.html

:facepalm:

FBD
07-21-2016, 12:44 PM
hahahaha fackin moe-ron


the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing some fools he created heaven and earth

RBP
07-21-2016, 01:26 PM
hahahaha fackin moe-ron


the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing some fools he created heaven and earth

That is such a confusing statement.

FBD
07-21-2016, 02:29 PM
:lol: no, its pretty straightforward and direct - its just contrary to what you've been taught

RBP
07-21-2016, 02:33 PM
No, it's that I didn't think you believed in deities.

FBD
07-21-2016, 02:34 PM
hehe....as with many things, my views on that is.....shall we say, nuanced? :)

Hugh_Janus
07-21-2016, 08:21 PM
seriously thinking about dropping 300 notes on a torque wrench :-k

Fodster
07-21-2016, 11:22 PM
Property next to our warehouse has burnt down so been told cant go to work today, my birthday too and was told earlier in week I couldn't have the day off :karma:

Pony
07-21-2016, 11:48 PM
Property next to our warehouse has burnt down so been told cant go to work today, my birthday too and was told earlier in week I couldn't have the day off :karma:

Pretty extreme way to get the day off!

Godfather
07-23-2016, 08:06 PM
I'm a fucking zombie today.

Went out and had a night on the town. Didn't get to bed until 4:30. Did win $50 at the Casino at some point though.

RBP
07-23-2016, 08:07 PM
I'm a fucking zombie today.

Went out and had a night on the town. Didn't get to bed until 4:30. Did win $50 at the Casino at some point though.

How much of that $50 came home with you?

FBD
07-23-2016, 08:08 PM
foldin up stands for another show, glad I have a break after this one

Godfather
07-23-2016, 08:15 PM
How much of that $50 came home with you?

Well there are a couple hundred in my wallet, I think I took out $200 from the ATM at the start... so I'm fairly sure I'm even. My wife on the other hand says she lost $60 so I guess down overall :lol:

RBP
07-23-2016, 08:18 PM
Well there are a couple hundred in my wallet, I think I took out $200 from the ATM at the start... so I'm fairly sure I'm even. My wife on the other hand says she lost $60 so I guess down overall :lol:

It took me years to realize that Satan used to walk up to me at the tables, say she was out of money, and ask me for chips. She was just stealing. Fuck you, Satan.

Godfather
07-23-2016, 08:35 PM
Damn, that's not cool. Fuck you Satan.

You still hit the Nino ever? I tried the Poker tables but it was too much drunk. Weird vibe. It was upstairs away from the fun and games. Everyone there was dead serious, most of them were clearly regulars. Weird older dude with a nasty pony-tail and ratty hawaiin shirt, a few emotionless asian businessguys, young guys with sunglasses on. I think I'll stick to poker night at home with friends.

Hugh_Janus
07-24-2016, 09:40 AM
fuck going running in this weather

Satan
07-24-2016, 09:52 AM
It took me years to realize that Satan used to walk up to me at the tables, say she was out of money, and ask me for chips. She was just stealing. Fuck you, Satan.


Damn, that's not cool. Fuck you Satan.

Well fuck both y'all.

[-(

Teh One Who Knocks
07-26-2016, 11:01 AM
Finally...after getting a bunch of retarded quotes ranging between $16K and $20K to get a deck built, we had Lowe's come out and quote it. They came in with a bid of just under $8K.

Pretty sure we know who is going to be building the deck.

redred
07-26-2016, 11:30 AM
http://i.imgur.com/6pe63xH.jpg

i saved 8k :outtahere:


:lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-26-2016, 11:32 AM
Pretty sure that Lowe's would be out of business if they build shoddy things :slap:

redred
07-26-2016, 11:33 AM
:lol:

redred
07-26-2016, 11:39 AM
what weather have you got at the moment lance ? maybe me and goof could get over and build it for you

Teh One Who Knocks
07-26-2016, 11:40 AM
Hot as fuck...35C today

redred
07-26-2016, 11:41 AM
fuck that then , we'd melt :lol:

FBD
07-26-2016, 11:41 AM
:lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-26-2016, 11:48 AM
fuck that then , we'd melt :lol:

Too late, you already offered :hand:

redred
07-26-2016, 11:50 AM
OK but you haven't seen the $75k quote plus expenses + tax + beer

Teh One Who Knocks
07-26-2016, 11:55 AM
OK but you haven't seen the $75k quote plus expenses + tax + beer

You should have brought that all up before I accepted your offer of building it for free :hand:

I'll expect you both there first thing tomorrow morning :tup:

FBD
07-26-2016, 01:27 PM
got my mid year review today....just emailed my boss a bangin list of like 35 things I got accomplished this year so far :tup:

redred
07-26-2016, 02:03 PM
got my mid year review today....just emailed my boss a bangin list of like 35 things I got accomplished this year so far :tup:

i bet he dreads that email as we dread some of your posts some days :lol:

FBD
07-26-2016, 02:43 PM
:lol: my boss is relatively new, but she used to be my boss like 7 years ago so I know how she rolls with stuff. I get damn good reviews :tup: I may fuck around a fair bit but I also bust my ass and get shit done, my position is a pretty unique one. nice, and my team also got reclassified into a group with a higher pay ceiling :woot:

there's but a couple people I talk about the real shit with at work ;) and my boss sure as shit aint one of them :lol: primp and proper PC, when in rome....

FBD
07-26-2016, 04:26 PM
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-07-26/the-average-legal-pot-user-spends-647-a-year-on-weed

:lol: $647, annually

Pony
07-26-2016, 04:33 PM
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-07-26/the-average-legal-pot-user-spends-647-a-year-on-weed

:lol: $647, annually

You mean I too could be a pothead for the low price of under $2 a day? Fuck the starving kids in Haiti, I just found a better way to feel good about myself!

Muddy
07-26-2016, 05:38 PM
i bet he dreads that email as we dread some of your posts some days :lol:

:lol:

Godfather
07-26-2016, 11:44 PM
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-07-26/the-average-legal-pot-user-spends-647-a-year-on-weed

:lol: $647, annually

Shit man, if that's you're vice I'm not sure it's so bad :lol:

Mine is beer... I probably have 6 every 7-8 days. Maybe 2-3 on a tame Friday and Saturday, then 1 with dinner a couple weeknights and that's a 6-pack gone. Up here that runs $11-14 for a decent case (I know that's fucked compared to Wal-Mart in the US). Add in a few good parties a year where I'll drink 6+ in a night, plus the cost of drinking at restaurants, I'm guaranteeing it's more than $650/year. So I can't judge.

FBD
07-27-2016, 12:17 AM
hehe...I wasnt insinuating that was representative of me :lol:

FBD
07-27-2016, 12:27 AM
zh quote of the da (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-07-26/new-legislation-proposes-bail-social-security)y


~"Secure, Accessible, Valuable, Efficient Universal Pension Accounts Act"~ ????

How about Genuine Ounces of Long Durability savings account in your safe?

Maybe the Solid Ingot Longterm Viability Economy Reserve?

These cut out the middle man, (the government), and rewards those with enough initiative to plan for their future. Everyone else can go fuck themselves.

I'd be totally in favor of Uncle Sam selling American-made, high-quality personal safes at cost to all Americans to encourage them to "accrue their future in their own home". It could even have a compartment for a firearm to encourage citizens to defend their own 2nd Amendment rights at the same time! How about that for a win-win?



http://showrealhist.com/RealDow.gif

Godfather
07-27-2016, 12:34 AM
hehe...I wasnt insinuating that was representative of me :lol:

Oh no I know, I was just saying I don't think $650 on anyone's vice in particular is so bad, as long as your life is under control :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-27-2016, 10:28 AM
There's a killer on the road
His brain is squirmin' like a toad
Take a long holiday
Let your children play
If you give this man a ride
Sweet family will die
Killer on the road, yeah

Teh One Who Knocks
07-27-2016, 12:45 PM
I know I'm officially old because I'm super excited about the new washer and dryer we got delivered on Monday :lol:

redred
07-27-2016, 01:51 PM
:lol: are you building up your loads of washing ready

fricnjay
07-27-2016, 01:56 PM
:lol: are you building up your loads of washing ready

http://i.imgur.com/b73n4KJ.jpg

redred
07-27-2016, 02:17 PM
laundry then :slap:


haven't you got pokemon to chase , i hear the 8 year old kid down the road is a higher level than you :lol:

RBP
07-27-2016, 02:28 PM
I was taking a smoke break and a blonde in a mini van with a child as the passenger does a u-turn to approach me. "Are you hunting Pokemon?"

Okay, first of all, go away. #pokefuckoff
Second, I think it's a grand idea to approach old unshaven strangers who are in a parking lot alone smoking a cigarette. Make sure your child thinks that's a good idea also! #lifegoals #motheroftheyear

FBD
07-27-2016, 03:19 PM
:lol:

RBP
07-27-2016, 03:29 PM
I'm such a curmudgeon. :lol:

I remember in my 20's a close friend telling me "you are going to be no joy when you get old".

PorkChopSandwiches
07-27-2016, 03:54 PM
Damn, true fortune tellers

Pony
07-27-2016, 04:23 PM
I was taking a smoke break and a blonde in a mini van with a child as the passenger does a u-turn to approach me. "Are you hunting Pokemon?"

Okay, first of all, go away. #pokefuckoff
Second, I think it's a grand idea to approach old unshaven strangers who are in a parking lot alone smoking a cigarette. Make sure your child thinks that's a good idea also! #lifegoals #motheroftheyear

Wow, how did she know you have learned how not to rape?

Godfather
07-28-2016, 08:16 PM
Fuck I hate dealing with lawyers... working on them for an Estate matter. The shit they say and do just turns my stomach. It actually makes me feel sick. I'm not one of these people who thinks everyone white-collar is out to get your money... but these fucking lawyers I'm working with are, and on a family matter.

Muddy
07-28-2016, 08:18 PM
I was taking a smoke break and a blonde in a mini van with a child as the passenger does a u-turn to approach me. "Are you hunting Pokemon?"

Okay, first of all, go away. #pokefuckoff
Second, I think it's a grand idea to approach old unshaven strangers who are in a parking lot alone smoking a cigarette. Make sure your child thinks that's a good idea also! #lifegoals #motheroftheyear

You old grouch... That was an episode of Bang Bus that could have been filmed!! :x

Godfather
07-29-2016, 05:03 AM
I have such a man-crush on Jerry Seinfeld. The guy is so cerebral in his older age, such a model of success to me. I dono where this is going, I'd love him to write a new autobiography.

FBD
07-29-2016, 11:51 AM
Fuck I hate dealing with lawyers... working on them for an Estate matter. The shit they say and do just turns my stomach. It actually makes me feel sick. I'm not one of these people who thinks everyone white-collar is out to get your money... but these fucking lawyers I'm working with are, and on a family matter.

lawyers, psychologists, politicians.....their jobs all rely on the twisting of words from reality to something more in line with the lining of their pockets

DemonGeminiX
07-29-2016, 11:57 AM
:-s

You have a problem with psychologists?

Pony
07-29-2016, 12:28 PM
Why don't you have a seat on my couch and we can talk about it for awhile.

DemonGeminiX
07-29-2016, 12:30 PM
:lol:

FBD
07-29-2016, 12:50 PM
:-s

You have a problem with psychologists?

dated too many of them, they are manipulative bitches...when I see a girl is a psychologist these days, I stay away....far away...

Pony
07-29-2016, 01:03 PM
They were just trying to fix you.

FBD
07-29-2016, 03:14 PM
:lol: "fix"= "mold me to their liking" yeah

RBP
07-29-2016, 03:16 PM
dated too many of them, they are manipulative bitches...when I see a girl is a psychologist these days, I stay away....far away...

Try a female one next time.

Godfather
07-30-2016, 06:58 AM
Fridayyyy :dance:

Heading to a buddy's cabin first thing tomorrow morning for the long weekend.

Teh One Who Knocks
07-30-2016, 10:22 AM
Fridayyyy :dance:

Heading to a buddy's cabin first thing tomorrow morning for the long weekend.

You guys are as bad as Europe :facepalm:

Goofy
07-30-2016, 05:55 PM
Why the fuck do women go fuĺl retard on their eyebrows? Never understood it :nuts: 'Leave well enough alone' springs to mind.....

Teh One Who Knocks
07-30-2016, 10:04 PM
Why the fuck do women go fuĺl retard on their eyebrows? Never understood it :nuts: 'Leave well enough alone' springs to mind.....

:rapeculture:

FBD
08-01-2016, 12:20 PM
finally finally FINALLY got to take the mustang for a test drive yesterday. its about damned time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! trunk lid and nose get painted today.

Muddy
08-01-2016, 04:26 PM
Wheres the Malia Obama twerking and flash video from Lollapalooza?

Goofy
08-01-2016, 05:07 PM
Redred - did you edit this thread title by any chance? :-k "Discretion" i believe is the word and spelling......... :lol:

DemonGeminiX
08-01-2016, 05:10 PM
:lol:

redred
08-01-2016, 06:05 PM
No wasn't me :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-01-2016, 06:07 PM
No wasn't me :lol:

:liar:

Hugh_Janus
08-01-2016, 06:42 PM
I wish I put sun cream on yesterday

RBP
08-02-2016, 05:10 AM
I like to be self-deprecating about how milquetoast I am. The GF went to bed at like 9:30. She woke up and midnight and said she heard clicking. She was appalled to discover that the noise was me removing a back panel to upgrade her laptop. ;)

I told her she needs to immediately post to Facebook that she woke up in the middle of the night and caught me upgrading her computer! :x #thatbastard

Teh One Who Knocks
08-02-2016, 05:41 PM
Can someone please explain to me why all that crap on YouTube is so popular? I mean all the YouTube "celebrities" that video themselves playing games and they have millions of subscribers? :confused: I just don't get it. :|

redred
08-02-2016, 05:47 PM
:liar:

so who did do it ?

RBP
08-03-2016, 02:16 AM
I reported this on youtube yesterday. They replied that they are unable to identify anything that violates the community rules.

Seriously? :|

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtn30TiaPaOA1h-1HiIzVww

RBP
08-03-2016, 10:04 AM
Millennials aren't fucking. No wonder they are shrill and insane.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/social-issues/there-isnt-really-anything-magical-about-it-why-more-millennials-are-putting-off-sex/2016/08/02/e7b73d6e-37f4-11e6-8f7c-d4c723a2becb_story.html

deebakes
08-03-2016, 11:41 AM
that's just sad :(

FBD
08-03-2016, 01:23 PM
symptom not root cause

Teh One Who Knocks
08-03-2016, 02:36 PM
What makes Swedish Meatballs actually Swedish? :-k

Teh One Who Knocks
08-03-2016, 02:37 PM
I reported this on youtube yesterday. They replied that they are unable to identify anything that violates the community rules.

Seriously? :|

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtn30TiaPaOA1h-1HiIzVww

How on earth did you end up on that channel? :wha:

DemonGeminiX
08-03-2016, 04:17 PM
What makes Swedish Meatballs actually Swedish? :-k

The Swedish chef. :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-03-2016, 04:20 PM
The Swedish chef. :thumbsup:

:suspect:

DemonGeminiX
08-03-2016, 04:41 PM
:nono:

There's video proof.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY_Yf4zz-yo&ab_channel=TomClements

See?

Teh One Who Knocks
08-03-2016, 04:42 PM
:suspect:

RBP
08-03-2016, 05:11 PM
How on earth did you end up on that channel? :wha:

http://imgur.com/gallery/4xQYuTL

PorkChopSandwiches
08-03-2016, 05:41 PM
http://i.imgur.com/cjf3nwT.gif

DemonGeminiX
08-03-2016, 06:54 PM
https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/2801964?hl=en

redred
08-03-2016, 07:12 PM
What makes Swedish Meatballs actually Swedish? :-k
Ask jezzie :tup:

Godfather
08-03-2016, 07:19 PM
Two weeks today till we move into our new place :dance:

DemonGeminiX
08-03-2016, 07:20 PM
A house?

Godfather
08-03-2016, 07:24 PM
A house?

A condo/townhouse sorta deal! We bought it months ago (come to think of it, I can't remember if I ever mentioned it here :lol: ) but don't take possession til Aug 17. Big upgrade from the dumpy, really old apartment we're living in with no washer/dryer or dishwasher

It's a 2-level walkout in of a new high-rise building in the 'cool' part of town. I like that because it has the sound-proofing and nice amenities of a condo like a gym, but no dealing with elevators.

It was a hard choice between that or a house way out in the suburbs but my wife works crazy hours at a few hospitals in the downtown area so we're not ready to be commuters just yet.

DemonGeminiX
08-03-2016, 07:25 PM
Awesome! Congrats, man.

Godfather
08-03-2016, 07:27 PM
Thanks buddy!

I'll post some pics once we're in and have it set-up

redred
08-03-2016, 07:29 PM
Thanks buddy!

I'll post some pics once we're in and have it set-up
Is drink supplied?

Godfather
08-03-2016, 07:32 PM
Is drink supplied?

At the housewarming? :lol:

Sure... but it's BYOC (Bring Your Own Chair)... all our furniture now is just utter crap from Craigslist we collected over years of being college students. We're leaving most of it for our friend who is taking over our apartment and starting fresh.

We're dumb and didn't realize there's a few weeks wait for deliver on the couches/chairs/tables we're ordering soooo we'll be living in a big empty condo for a few weeks :rofl:

Godfather
08-03-2016, 07:34 PM
It has a patio though so I'm getting a gerd-damn BBQ finally!!

Thinking Weber or Napoleon if anyone has any recommendations :-k It has to be propane though due to Strata bylaws.

Pony
08-03-2016, 07:53 PM
Don't call it a BBQ, you might start that argument again. :lol:

Muddy
08-03-2016, 07:55 PM
It has a patio though so I'm getting a gerd-damn BBQ finally!!

Thinking Weber or Napoleon if anyone has any recommendations :-k It has to be propane though due to Strata bylaws.

Weber ! :mrgreen:

FBD
08-03-2016, 09:01 PM
good luck gf, just hope the market there doesnt cool off so much that you find yourself way underwater on ltv

Godfather
08-03-2016, 09:29 PM
good luck gf, just hope the market there doesnt cool off so much that you find yourself way underwater on ltv

Thanks man

The government here just imposed a 15% tax on foreign buyers this month with no notice. Sort of wish I'd known that before we bought as it's speculated could bring prices down 5-10%... Personally I doubt it - there's not nearly enough supply in this city even among locals for prices to go down far. There's very little new construction happening which is the real issue. Foreign buyers are only 5% of sales, despite being the scapegoat to blame for high prices.

Either way, we've got a great mortgage, big down-payment and are in it long term even if there's a larger dip... I do worry about my friends who could be underwater on a 10-15% dip though.

Real Estate in this city is a bigger water-cooler topic than the weather and sports combined :lol:

DemonGeminiX
08-03-2016, 10:45 PM
The soccer tournament at the Rio Olympics has started today. Women's group stage play is in full swing. USA v New Zealand is on right now.

Godfather
08-03-2016, 10:48 PM
The soccer tournament at the Rio Olympics has started today. Women's group stage play is in full swing. USA v New Zealand is on right now.

:RIP:

I read today an African Olympian was robbed... the robber vomited on him as a distraction then mugged him :lol: Full points for creativity but what the hell..

DemonGeminiX
08-03-2016, 11:07 PM
:lol:

That's messed up.

The Canadian ladies won their first match against Australia.

DemonGeminiX
08-03-2016, 11:51 PM
:usa:

Godfather
08-04-2016, 03:13 AM
Sounds like a knife attack in London... 1 dead, 6 injured.

I'm trying so hard to keep my mind about Muslims tempered. I personally know some good folks who are Muslim including a Captain in the Royal Canadian Navy... but what the fuck are we supposed to do except tell the rest of them to leave us the fuck along for another 200 years until they're ready to place nice with other people :(

Teh One Who Knocks
08-04-2016, 02:40 PM
Sounds like a knife attack in London... 1 dead, 6 injured.

I'm trying so hard to keep my mind about Muslims tempered. I personally know some good folks who are Muslim including a Captain in the Royal Canadian Navy... but what the fuck are we supposed to do except tell the rest of them to leave us the fuck along for another 200 years until they're ready to place nice with other people :(

200 years? I think that's fairly optimistic on your part unfortunately. They've been like this since the start of the religion and are the only major religion not to have advanced past the Dark Ages. They've been doing the same things for more than 1,400 years now and they show no sign of ever stopping.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-04-2016, 02:41 PM
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights,
No matter where they've been.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights,
But only when they're green.

He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights,
No matter where they've been.

He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights,
But only when they're green.

I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
That is what I said.

I Like traffic lights
I Like traffic lights
I Like traffic lights,
But not when they are red.

He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights.
That is what he said.

He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights,
But not when they are red.

I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights,
Although my name's not Bamber.

RBP
08-04-2016, 02:44 PM
I differ somewhat, in that I agree that we can't paint the entire religion with a radical brush. At the same time, the responsibility to root out the evil has to come from within.

The same with the Catholic Church. Until they admitted they had a problem with sex offending priests and changed internally, the external law involvement was ineffective. I don't think we should seek to end Catholicism.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-04-2016, 02:48 PM
I differ somewhat, in that I agree that we can't paint the entire religion with a radical brush. At the same time, the responsibility to root out the evil has to come from within.

The same with the Catholic Church. Until they admitted they had a problem with sex offending priests and changed internally, the external law involvement was ineffective. I don't think we should seek to end Catholicism.

I think comparing Catholicism with Islam is apples and oranges. While I agree that the whole molestation problem with the Catholic Church and their policy of hiding it and sweeping it under the rug was and still is reprehensible, it's not on the same scale as blowing innocent people up just because you don't follow their religion and religious laws. I also do think, while there are some good Muslims out there, that the majority of them condone what's going on, either by joining up with the jihadists or by them just standing there silent while it all goes on around them. I do agree with you though that the only way that Islam will change is if it happens from within.

RBP
08-04-2016, 03:07 PM
I think comparing Catholicism with Islam is apples and oranges. While I agree that the whole molestation problem with the Catholic Church and their policy of hiding it and sweeping it under the rug was and still is reprehensible, it's not on the same scale as blowing innocent people up just because you don't follow their religion and religious laws. I also do think, while there are some good Muslims out there, that the majority of them condone what's going on, either by joining up with the jihadists or by them just standing there silent while it all goes on around them. I do agree with you though that the only way that Islam will change is if it happens from within.

I didn't mean to compare the severity of the crimes, just the process for eliminating the problem. A lot of Catholics turned a blind eye also, fearing the wrath of the church. There are parallels...

Teh One Who Knocks
08-04-2016, 04:03 PM
I didn't mean to compare the severity of the crimes, just the process for eliminating the problem. A lot of Catholics turned a blind eye also, fearing the wrath of the church. There are parallels...

I can agree with that. :)

Teh One Who Knocks
08-04-2016, 07:10 PM
Just added the step-kid to my insurance policy at work because I have the better insurance between me and the wife, plus I make more and it's easier for me to absorb the cost. Now with the kid on my insurance, the cost for the company is $765/month for just me and her. Good thing Obamacare is around to lower insurance costs. :|

All I can say is thank fuck that the company pays my portion of the insurance 100% and all I have to pay for is the added amount for the kid, which is still $221/month.

Godfather
08-04-2016, 07:12 PM
Just added the step-kid to my insurance policy at work because I have the better insurance between me and the wife, plus I make more and it's easier for me to absorb the cost. Now with the kid on my insurance, the cost for the company is $765/month for just me and her. Good thing Obamacare is around to lower insurance costs. :|

All I can say is thank fuck that the company pays my portion of the insurance 100% and all I have to pay for is the added amount for the kid, which is still $221/month.

For your car insurance?!? Holy shit... $765 a month isn't reasonable at all. Even here with $5m liability and full collision coverage, and a young driver, I don't think a work-use vehicle would cost that much unless it was commercial size :( That sucks man.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-04-2016, 07:13 PM
For your car insurance?!? Holy shit... $765 a month is pretty high. Even here with $5m liability and full collision coverage I don't think a work-use vehicle would cost that much unless it was commercial size :? Sucks man.

:lol: No, not car insurance :slap:

Medical insurance

Godfather
08-04-2016, 07:21 PM
Now that I re-read, that makes far more sense :lol:

Y'all need a Federal system :dance:

DemonGeminiX
08-04-2016, 07:28 PM
:-s

That cost is because of the federal system.

PorkChopSandwiches
08-04-2016, 07:37 PM
:lol:

DemonGeminiX
08-04-2016, 07:45 PM
I didn't realize that our men's national football team didn't qualify for the Olympics. Wow, that must have hurt.

PorkChopSandwiches
08-04-2016, 07:47 PM
Soccer?

DemonGeminiX
08-04-2016, 07:47 PM
Yeah.

PorkChopSandwiches
08-04-2016, 07:54 PM
Guess we suck :lol:

I would prefer to watch just about every other event tbh

Teh One Who Knocks
08-04-2016, 07:58 PM
Now that I re-read, that makes far more sense :lol:

Y'all need a Federal system :dance:

Since Obamacare passed (that great Federal system), the insurance premiums at work have gone up the last three years....in order, 25%, then 33% the next year, and then 41% last year to this year.

Godfather
08-04-2016, 08:07 PM
:-s

That cost is because of the federal system.

Well it's a shit half assed one though isn't it? I pay about 30% income tax which obviously goes towards it, and then $30 a month (employer covers other $30) for coverage. America is bigger and wealthier, I'm sure it could be done better and cheaper if really desired right?

PorkChopSandwiches
08-04-2016, 08:13 PM
Since Obamacare passed (that great Federal system), the insurance premiums at work have gone up the last three years....in order, 25%, then 33% the next year, and then 41% last year to this year.

So for every $100 you used to spend, you now pay $234.41 for the same coverage.

I dont know ours exactly, but we started getting hit in anticipation for Obamacare. :facepalm:

Godfather
08-04-2016, 08:17 PM
So for every $100 you used to spend, you now pay $234.41 for the same coverage.

I dont know ours exactly, but we started getting hit in anticipation for Obamacare. :facepalm:

:barf: That's filthy. Who is actually saving money under Obama care? Are the very-poor at least getting a deal?

PorkChopSandwiches
08-04-2016, 08:22 PM
They pay nothing, but in CA they also paid nothing. If you went to the hospital and didn't have insurance, you filled out the California Care form and they covered your visit.

Godfather
08-04-2016, 08:44 PM
Ya same shit here, if you make less than a certain amount it's all freeeee. But for big wealthy countries there's no reason that shouldn't be affordable at a reasonable tax rate.

My Uncle has this saying: "Nice Guy, Means Well..... not too bright" :lol: I feel like that's the crux of Obama-Care right there.

Godfather
08-04-2016, 08:53 PM
How come nobody has invented a way to get pickles out of the pickle jar without wasting a clean fork every time?

redred
08-04-2016, 08:56 PM
How come nobody has invented a way to get pickles out of the pickle jar without wasting a clean fork every time?
http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160804/0da15198f2c134d0eb5c8375d2e62934.jpg

I have one of these :lol:

Godfather
08-04-2016, 08:57 PM
What in the world is that :lol: Still looks like you have to wash it after gettin' those dilly pickles out for your sammich!

redred
08-04-2016, 09:00 PM
It's a pickle fork thing, you squeeze the prong thing and it pushes the pickle onion off :lol:

Godfather
08-04-2016, 09:03 PM
My pickles don't have onions :( Just got the regular dills and some Yum Yum pickles. But I mean yum yums are the shit.

redred
08-04-2016, 09:09 PM
Oh you don't mean whole pickles, just use a fork lick it when finished and put it back in the draw

Godfather
08-05-2016, 12:46 AM
:lol: I can picture my wife rooting around the cutlery drawer trying to figure out why it smells like pickle juice and drool :lol:

RBP
08-05-2016, 04:11 AM
I'm bored.

Godfather
08-05-2016, 04:31 AM
Me too. Tell me a story Papa RBP

RBP
08-05-2016, 04:44 AM
Me too. Tell me a story Papa RBP

I had a rider today that handles construction management for high end properties. She was leaving two meetings on properties where I picked her up.
"So what are the new properties worth?"
"retail? Oh gosh 5.5-8 million"
"And what were the properties worth that you tore down to build them?"
"Actually I have no idea"
"Are you gentrifying $1 million homes for $6 million homes?"
"Never thought of it that way"

:lol:

"Have you seen the SNL short on gentrification?"
"No, but it sounds like I should."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAsBta25OGQ

Godfather
08-05-2016, 04:58 AM
:lol: She definitely is turning $1m homes into $6

Also 'this video isn't available in your country' :( Triggered

Teh One Who Knocks
08-05-2016, 01:14 PM
Got the appraisal back on our house...paid $195K for it in Oct 2012 and it came in at $316K less than 4 years later

deebakes
08-05-2016, 01:26 PM
nicely done :clap:

redred
08-05-2016, 10:42 PM
oh forgot to say i'm off to here
http://i.imgur.com/DbG1K6N.jpg
wednesday :lol: it's a hard life some days

redred
08-05-2016, 10:50 PM
oh and i may have talked myself into a proper job with a contract :shock: haven't done that few a fair few years

redred
08-05-2016, 11:03 PM
the games has started , good luck brazil

deebakes
08-05-2016, 11:11 PM
you better have some topless woman pics to share red :lol:

redred
08-05-2016, 11:13 PM
i will try :lol:

Godfather
08-05-2016, 11:47 PM
Ugh I'm so torn.

Just had an interview with a much larger company. Slight step up in the position and salary but nothing really crazy, just a lot more opportunity for advancement. Seems like a good place to work too, flexible hours, up to 4 weeks vacay. I only took the interview because a Recruiter found me on Linkedin and sold it to me.

Also had my quarterly review with my current boss today and everything is going really well. We're restructuring and it sounds like I'm getting placed on the new team I wanted to be a part of. Only been in this current role a year too (with the company 4 years though). Feels too soon to be leaving still.

So torn. Going to have a beer and think about it over the weekend

deebakes
08-06-2016, 12:09 AM
at least you have a decision to make, regardless of what you choose, seems like both could be great choices :tup:

Godfather
08-06-2016, 12:12 AM
It's true, good decisions to have, :mrgreen: Thanks

deebakes
08-06-2016, 12:36 AM
i recently went through a similar decision phase, it is really hard though :|

Godfather
08-06-2016, 12:39 AM
It is man... so many pros and cons of each. Loyalty is important but so is your long term career.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-06-2016, 12:22 PM
I just heard on the radio this morning that they are remaking 'Splash', the old Tom Hanks/Darryl Hannah movie....and as if remaking another older semi-classic film wasn't already bad enough, they are going to do it with gender reversal :|

DemonGeminiX
08-06-2016, 03:41 PM
Love is tragic, love is bold, you will always do what you were told
Love is hard, love is strong, you will never say that you belong
I don't when I got bitter, but love is surely better when it's gone

redred
08-06-2016, 03:56 PM
:shock: i've just had to do some work on a saturday

DemonGeminiX
08-06-2016, 04:00 PM
We've got our first gold medal in the Olympics. 19 year old American shooter Ginny Thrasher won gold in the women's 10-meter air rifle event. It was an upset, China was expected to win gold in that event.

Good job, girlie.

:usa:

RBP
08-06-2016, 04:19 PM
:shock: i've just had to do some work on a saturday

:shock:

RBP
08-06-2016, 04:20 PM
We've got our first gold medal in the Olympics. 19 year old American shooter Ginny Thrasher won gold in the women's 10-meter air rifle event. It was an upset, China was expected to win gold in that event.

Good job, girlie.

:usa:

:usa:

http://i.imgur.com/SsVGeLo.jpg?1

Godfather
08-06-2016, 05:09 PM
:lol:

What I'm surprised about is that it was a 19 year old! Aren't a lot of competitors in the shooting events usually like 80 :lol: That's cool though.

Godfather
08-06-2016, 05:13 PM
Fun fact.

If you have 5.1 speakers hooked up on your TV, you can mute the center speaker to kill shitty Olympic commentary :lol:

DemonGeminiX
08-06-2016, 10:02 PM
Our soccer ladies beat France 1 - 0. Now we're 2-0-0. :woot:

:usa:

DemonGeminiX
08-06-2016, 11:30 PM
Our men's basketball team better work on remaining disciplined. We're playing way too sloppy. France was supposed to be a threat to us, but Australia tore them to pieces today. If we play sloppy against Australia they way we are/have against China, Australia will beat the shit out of us.

DemonGeminiX
08-06-2016, 11:58 PM
We won and decisively, but still, China shouldn't have scored more than 20 points against our elite players. Sloppy, sloppy, sloppy. We gotta reign that in boys. Tell them, Coach K. Don't let their lack of discipline slip.

DemonGeminiX
08-07-2016, 01:31 PM
Women's beach volleyball is so faptastic.

:wank:

Godfather
08-07-2016, 08:50 PM
Agreed, beach volleyball is where it's at.

RBP
08-08-2016, 04:10 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK3Eo9cScEQ

RBP
08-08-2016, 04:13 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA7sP47e8tA

RBP
08-08-2016, 04:22 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frZzlRCdJ-I

Hugh_Janus
08-08-2016, 06:43 PM
I've enjoyed this olympic women's 7s rugby more than any men's tournament I've watched before :tup:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-10-2016, 12:00 PM
So.Fucking.Tired. :sleepy:

DemonGeminiX
08-10-2016, 09:48 PM
Perseids tomorrow night. Some might appear tonight. I hope there's clear skies and the moon's nowhere in sight.

DemonGeminiX
08-10-2016, 10:20 PM
Oh look at that. Australia's currently beating the USA in men's basketball.

DemonGeminiX
08-10-2016, 10:21 PM
Oh, we took the lead. Wonder if we can hang on to it?

DemonGeminiX
08-10-2016, 10:38 PM
Apparently not.

KevinD
08-10-2016, 11:14 PM
Good days off so far. Started off rocky with wife going to ER the night I came home. She's okay, thankfully. Diagnosed a bad fuel pump in my truck that my daughter is driving to work and college. Cheap(ish) fix. Also did a full tune up, radiator flush, oil and filters. Almost drives new again, lol. Got some yard work done, including new sprinkler system in front yard. Broke out the strat and did my best to murderfy some blues licks, had an awesome chiropractic visit today, best my back has felt in years. Hope all of yall are doing well

KevinD
08-10-2016, 11:54 PM
Well, darn it, trying to find the " which basement dweller is this" thread. All I can find is one last updated in 2012???

Godfather
08-11-2016, 06:57 AM
Finalized shit with the lawyer for the new place today. One week 'til moving day :mrgreen:


I've got to rant though...

So we have a pretty sick rental apartment right now. Good location and near the big teaching hospital so very sought after. We heard that this friend-of-a-friend who is also a Doctor is looking for a place, as she just moved here. Our rental market is insane (like 0.6% vacancy rate insane) and this girl is apparently too busy to attend most showings, so we hooked her up with our landlord who gave her a sneak peak at the place. I was here when she came by, met the landlord, liked the place fine and signed the lease & paid deposit on the spot. PERFECT! Helped an acquaintance, and now don't have to worry about constant showings by the landlord. Get two birds stoned at once.

Not to paint us as saints... but we even offered her to both a) move in early (as we'll be gone before lease is up) AND b) have our perfectly good kitchen table, a dresser, and bed-side tables as we've ordered new stuff.

So Dr. Space-cadet comes over a few days ago to look at the furniture we're GIVING her. She shows up 40 minutes late, then sits out our couch and makes chit-chat with us, asking all sorts of paranoid questions about the landlord, her lease agreement, etc (hows this our problem?). I told her listen, we've been here 3+ years, love this place, rent has only gone up once - no complaints. I try to show her the furniture and she just wants to make stupid small talk. This weirdo sits on our couch and makes awkward talk for almost an hour. We were very pleasant but it was strange....

Anyways she finally leave and made no commitment to taking our furniture after all that. I still said text me and let me know if you want any of our furniture, no pressure, and I'll also let you know when we're gone and you can move in two weeks early.

So today, of the blue, I get an email from the LANDLORD today saying "Ms __ backed out of her lease, we're starting showings of your unit this weekend" :| That little prick didn't even have the decency to tell us herself she was backing out of the lease, not taking any furniture or our generous offer to move in early.

Fuck sticking your neck out for people man. I hope she lost her $700 deposit.

/Rant

Pony
08-11-2016, 11:18 AM
What a kook. :lol:

DemonGeminiX
08-12-2016, 03:15 AM
Alien: Covenant is in post production. It's Ridley Scott's first sequel to Prometheus. There's gonna be a sequel to this as well. Apparently, they're trying to navigate back to the original Alien. It's posted release date is August 4th, 2017.

DemonGeminiX
08-12-2016, 06:21 PM
Come on, ladies!!! :cheerlead:

DemonGeminiX
08-12-2016, 06:44 PM
Damn it. They're out. :meh:

Noilly Pratt
08-12-2016, 07:27 PM
Sorry to hear that, GF. Yeah, my ex-sis-in-law (divorced my bro years ago but is still a friend) couldn't get a place, but was at a Scottish cultural heritage event, casually mentioned she's looking for a rental and got a really nice old apartment near the Burrard St. bridge.

Her landlord is mad as a hatter...threatened to tow us when we brought our van, but the next time when I brought my Mustang (she used to have one) and she got to know us, she was as nice as anything and said her parking place is always available for me(!)

Godfather
08-13-2016, 12:15 AM
Friday boys, we made it :dance:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-13-2016, 10:08 AM
Friday boys, we made it :dance:

Not yet :slap:

Godfather
08-13-2016, 07:53 PM
Lazy Saturday :mrgreen: Having coffee, watching Olympics, wife is out for walk with friends.

Meeting up with my dad and brother in a few hours for a bite and a beer, then taking him to the football game for his 60th b-day. Should be a good day.

DemonGeminiX
08-14-2016, 01:59 AM
I just got back from my first minor league baseball game. The Jacksonville Suns. Farm team for the Miami Marlins. It was fun, albeit a little dangerous. I was in the stands around 3rd base and was wide open for a foul ball or loose bat to come up and brain me. But I guess being a sitting duck is all part of the experience. Some lady three sections away and a few rows down from where I was got hit by a line drive foul ball and it broke her hand. Scary.

I think the next time I go, I'm gonna try to get in one of the stadium boxes, if I can. A lot safer. Either that or I'm gonna have to buy a glove and be ridiculously vigilant.

Prices weren't bad at all. I think the whole spiel cost me between $25-$30.

The home team (The Suns) won. It was 3 - 1 in favor of the Suns in the beginning of the 9th, when the away team, the Mississippi Braves opened up and scored 3 runs to make it 4 -3. The Suns scored 2 in the bottom of the ninth to make the final score 5 - 4. Clutch. Just as exciting as an MLB game.

KevinD
08-14-2016, 03:24 AM
Had a car show today at our local minor league baseball stadium: the Sugarland Skeeters. Was actually a really nice place. Plan to go back and watch some games.

DemonGeminiX
08-14-2016, 04:01 AM
Yeah, the stadium they have is really nice for a minor league team. You can tell the town really cares about having the team there. The only thing is there's very little protection for the fans, even behind home plate. So yeah, it's fun, but it's a gamble.

If you do go to watch a game, one bit of advice: Make sure everybody that goes with you brings a glove with them and pays close attention to where the ball goes after it's been hit. That woman that got hit was jacked up bad.

Hugh_Janus
08-15-2016, 07:21 PM
why is it when you repeatedly tell people something won't work yet they do it anyway are they still surprised when it doesn't work?

Also, when I say a car needs certain things to do the job properly, that car needs those things. Ignoring what I say and just getting the part that's fucked does not mean you're entitled to get arsey with me when I tell you that when this job needs to be done again about 30 seconds after I've finished it, I won't be doing it.

fucking people...

DemonGeminiX
08-15-2016, 08:41 PM
Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say
He promised I would find
A little solace and some piece of mind
Whatever, just as long as I don't feel so...

DemonGeminiX
08-16-2016, 09:48 PM
I ate way too much.

Hugh_Janus
08-16-2016, 10:39 PM
If you take away the gold medals the us team have won in the swimming event where they've been insanely dominant, their gold haul isn't that impressive :-k

DemonGeminiX
08-16-2016, 10:55 PM
[-(

Envy doesn't look good on you.

DemonGeminiX
08-17-2016, 02:02 AM
I just had a really twisted idea pop in my head.

My neighbor likes to target practice in his yard with garden gnomes. He buys one and he shoots the living shit out of it. He's gone through about 5 or 6 of them. It really is annoying as virtually all of his neighbors, including me, thinks he should go target shooting at a range instead of his damn yard. His yard isn't closed off and if he fucked up, he could very well shoot somebody or through somebody's house.

How freaked out would he be if he woke up one morning and his entire front yard was populated by garden gnomes positioned facing the front door that he walks through to get to his truck to drive to work every morning? A bunch of garden gnomes just sitting there staring at him when he steps out his front door.

deebakes
08-17-2016, 02:08 AM
probably would think it was his lucky day and shoot the shit out of every one :shrug:

DemonGeminiX
08-17-2016, 02:10 AM
:sad2:

I thought it was funny.

deebakes
08-17-2016, 02:24 AM
have you priced out gnomes lately? :-k

DemonGeminiX
08-17-2016, 02:47 AM
Yes, they're expensive. I didn't say I was going to actually do it. I just said it was a twisted idea that I thought was funny.

deebakes
08-17-2016, 02:53 AM
in that case, yes :lol:

redred
08-17-2016, 04:09 AM
Fill one up with some sort of tnt seal up leave on doorstep, wait, boom then call cops saying you think IS are next door

RBP
08-17-2016, 06:38 PM
The US doesn't have a racial problem. We have a problem with a race.

PorkChopSandwiches
08-17-2016, 07:03 PM
True

RBP
08-18-2016, 05:50 PM
Is "Whole Lotta Love" Culver's appropriate?

Shake for me girl, I want to be your backdoor man. :lol:

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PorkChopSandwiches
08-18-2016, 05:57 PM
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:facepalm: