Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Hugh_Janus]

cashews<pistachios

[RBP]

I go to the world's largest laundry. http://www.worldslargestlaundry.com/

They have industrial 8-load machines that take a credit card. Oh hell yes!

So this morning, the GF says "you don't have to separate my clothes, you can just wash it all together"

:rofl: Yes, because I totally would have separated it if you hadn't said that. Totally.

"Okay honey" was what came out of my mouth, but "yeah right, as if" was in my head.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:lol: Girls say the darndest things

[Godfather]

I go to the world's largest laundry. http://www.worldslargestlaundry.com/

They have industrial 8-load machines that take a credit card. Oh hell yes!

So this morning, the GF says "you don't have to separate my clothes, you can just wash it all together"

:rofl: Yes, because I totally would have separated it if you hadn't said that. Totally.

"Okay honey" was what came out of my mouth, but "yeah right, as if" was in my head.


:lol:

Made me think of this I saw earlier today

https://i.redd.it/l56yluxyc73z.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

Clearly I remember pickin' on the boy
Seemed a harmless little fuck
But we unleashed a lion
Gnashed his teeth and bit the recess lady's breast
How could I forget?

And he hit me with a surprise left
My jaw left hurting
Ew, dropped wide open
Just like the day
Oh, like the day I heard

[lost in melb.]

Clearly I remember pickin' on the boy
Seemed a harmless little fuck
But we unleashed a lion
Gnashed his teeth and bit the recess lady's breast
How could I forget?

And he hit me with a surprise left
My jaw left hurting
Ew, dropped wide open
Just like the day
Oh, like the day I heard

I like it

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I need a vacation

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I go to the world's largest laundry. http://www.worldslargestlaundry.com/

They have industrial 8-load machines that take a credit card. Oh hell yes!

So this morning, the GF says "you don't have to separate my clothes, you can just wash it all together"

:rofl: Yes, because I totally would have separated it if you hadn't said that. Totally.

"Okay honey" was what came out of my mouth, but "yeah right, as if" was in my head.

I separate my clothes into two groups, stuff that can be washed in hot water (socks, underwear, towels, etc) and stuff that needs to be washed in cold, that's it :lol:

[RBP]

I separate my clothes into two groups, stuff that can be washed in hot water (socks, underwear, towels, etc) and stuff that needs to be washed in cold, that's it :lol:

I use a complicated 5-step process.

A) 2 8-load washers. 1) All her clothes: cold. 2) All my clothes: warm. 33 minutes.
B) Walk across to Anthony's. Large slice and an RC: $3.25
C) 2 large capacity dryers. 1) All her clothes: medium. 2) All my clothes: hot. 40 minutes.
D) Walk across to Anthony's. Large slice and an RC: $3.25
E) Fold, return home.

:lol:

[Muddy]

I use a complicated 5-step process.

A) 2 8-load washers. 1) All her clothes: cold. 2) All my clothes: warm. 33 minutes.
B) Walk across to Anthony's. Large slice and an RC: $3.25
C) 2 large capacity dryers. 1) All her clothes: medium. 2) All my clothes: hot. 40 minutes.
D) Walk across to Anthony's. Large slice and an RC: $3.25
E) Fold, return home.

:lol:

I have a 2 step process.. Throw clothes in bin and then complain nothings clean.. :razz: Yes, I could help more.. :d

[RBP]

I have a 2 step process.. Throw clothes in bin and then complain nothings clean.. :razz: Yes, I could help more.. :d

I'll make a fine wife some day.

[Muddy]

I need to step up.. I just get lazy.. That and I cut all this grass.. (oh poor me) :lol:

[RBP]

I have the opposite issue. I do pretty much everything and don't push her to help.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have the opposite issue. I do pretty much everything and don't push her to help.

I feel your pain

[Muddy]

My wife works her ass off.. 32 hours at a paying job, the self employed the rest of the time, gives us 3 home cooked squares a day, does the laundry for 5, cleans the tough stuff (dishes, clothes, tubs, toilets), go's to the gym at least once a week and does it while still maintaining a pretty attractive personality and physicality. And she lets me do most anything to her sexually other than the ultra weird shit like cleveland steamers and stuff.. I would say I'm pretty lucky. :lol:

[RBP]

My wife works her ass off.. 32 hours at a paying job, the self employed the rest of the time, gives us 3 home cooked squares a day, does the laundry for 5, cleans the tough stuff (dishes, clothes, tubs, toilets), go's to the gym at least once a week and does it while still maintaining a pretty attractive personality and physicality. And she lets me do most anything to her sexually other than the ultra weird shit like cleveland steamers and stuff.. I would say I'm pretty lucky. :lol:

http://i.imgur.com/7ghEaoU.jpg?1

[Muddy]

Nice! I don't have it quite that good.. :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My wife works her ass off.. 32 hours at a paying job, the self employed the rest of the time, gives us 3 home cooked squares a day, does the laundry for 5, cleans the tough stuff (dishes, clothes, tubs, toilets), go's to the gym at least once a week and does it while still maintaining a pretty attractive personality and physicality. And she lets me do most anything to her sexually other than the ultra weird shit like cleveland steamers and stuff.. I would say I'm pretty lucky. :lol:

So....YOU'RE the patriarchy that all the feminists bitch about :-k

[RBP]

So....YOU'RE the patriarchy that all the feminists bitch about :-k

cis gendered white male misogynist patriarchy at that!

Edit: and heteronormative!

[Muddy]

So....YOU'RE the patriarchy that all the feminists bitch about :-k

I try to help and do my part, but the reality is she really does do a shitload more than me.

[Muddy]

Im a fat lazy honky pig.

[RBP]

Im a fat lazy honky pig.

Curiosity question... is it balanced with income? Not in dollars, percentage. Like you make 80% of the household income and she does 80% of the household responsibilities?

[Muddy]

Curiosity question... is it balanced with income? Not in dollars, percentage. Like you make 80% of the household income and she does 80% of the household responsibilities?

Im probably about 75% of the income. She does enjoy more flexibility than I do...

[RBP]

Im probably about 75% of the income. She does enjoy more flexibility than I do...

I'm not opposed to striking an income v household contribution balance.

[Muddy]

I'm not opposed to striking an income v household contribution balance.

I'm guilty of using it to my advantage.. It's really not fair though. I get lazy, but I do have to "tow the line" more than her.. I am out of that house at 7:35 and not back home until 5:20.. Every day, like clock work. Her, about 9:30 and 2:30 ish.. She has to make the sacrifice for us to avoid a $1000 a month child care bill.. So in a sense she loses a lot of her ability to earn because of that.

[DemonGeminiX]

They remade Flatliners. I guess Ellen Page is supposed to be Kiefer Sutherland.

[Noilly Pratt]

I feel your pain

Same here. I do 90% of the cooking, and 100% of the cleaning, the grocery getting and home and car maintenance. She does the taxes, about 80% of the laundry and about 60% of getting our daughter to places.

My daughter empties the dishwasher and the vacuuming - you'd think we'd asked her to file our taxes!

[Hugh_Janus]

I'm not opposed to striking an income v household contribution balance.

what about when the 80% bread winner works part timne and the 20% bread winner works a 9-5?

#justasking

imo, whoever is home more should do more of the work

[Hugh_Janus]

so I hit my head up against the wall over and over and over and over again and again cause I don't wanna be like them

#yup

[Godfather]

I'm not opposed to striking an income v household contribution balance.

Ditto.

I'm like 50/50 household chores with my wife, and we also make about the same... but her income is climbing FAST and mine in the corporate sector takes a lot more time to grow. I'd be cool with being a part time employee and taking on more at home if we have kids because she'll be the clear bread winner barring a series of rapid promotions at my job... my dad keeps telling me what a 'waste' that would be for me to be stay at home though, and knowing his generation I don't blame him for thinking that way. It'd be a tough adjustment for sure.

[RBP]

what about when the 80% bread winner works part timne and the 20% bread winner works a 9-5?

#justasking

imo, whoever is home more should do more of the work

Whatever works for the couple, I was just saying it's not necessarily a bad viewpoint.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I woke up with a splitting headache this morning and it's not getting any better :|

[RBP]

I woke up with a splitting headache this morning and it's not getting any better :|

:empathy:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:empathy:

Pretty sure the lack of sleep is getting to me.

[RBP]

Pretty sure the lack of sleep is getting to me.

Absolutely. Lack of sleep is associated with a lot of issues. People generally underestimate the importance.

Try drinking until you pass out every night. That should help. :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Absolutely. Lack of sleep is associated with a lot of issues. People generally underestimate the importance.

Try drinking until you pass out every night. That should help. :lol:

Drunk sleep is not restful sleep :nono:

[RBP]

Drunk sleep is not restful sleep :nono:

Good point. Go with Heroin then. :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Hugh_Janus]

piss off your missus... then she'll brain you with a frying pan

#recommended8hours

[Hugh_Janus]

also, totes digging royal blood atm :tup:

[Godfather]

Oh wow it looked like the Mayweather v. McGregor fight is actually going to happen.

I think McGregor might actually die...

[DemonGeminiX]

Oh wow it looked like the Mayweather v. McGregor fight is actually going to happen.

I think McGregor might actually die...

August 26, Las Vegas.

[Godfather]

Yep!! Already invited the boys over for the pay per view :lol:

[Muddy]

Oh wow it looked like the Mayweather v. McGregor fight is actually going to happen.

I think McGregor might actually die...

:lol: Is it a straight up boxing match?

[Godfather]

:lol: Is it a straight up boxing match?

Ya boxing rules... Mayweather is 49-0 professionally, McGregor is probably on par with an amateur boxer....

[Goofy]

:rip: McGregor

[redred]

£900 tax refund :pdance: :woot: :pdance:

[DemonGeminiX]

I'm not helping you with your shit anymore. If you don't write your passwords down and keep them somewhere where you can easily access them, then screw you, you're on your own. Have fun with your expensive bricks.

[Hugh_Janus]

£900 tax refund :pdance: :woot: :pdance:

I hope you have more luck than me when it comes to keeping that refund.... I got a letter a few weeks after mine basically telling me they did their sums wrong and that I actually owed them more tax.... cunts

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nobody around again, been dead all week, WTF? :confused:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yup, I dunno where everyone is, kinda weird. How are you though?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm okay, glad it's almost the weekend, how about you?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Same, been a long fucking week at work, can't wait to get outta here. Any plans?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Not really, probably just do some work around the house, you?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Same, probably mostly indoor work though, supposed to be fucking hot all weekend.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sounds just like the weather here dude, the 90's have come and they aren't going anywhere soon. Weather guy last night even said we might see some 100°+ weather coming soon :wha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So unbearable when it's that hot outside, definitely the worst part of summer. Thank god for central a/c :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I hear that! I'll just stay inside where it's nice and cool :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Just saw that they are going to "reboot" Charlie's Angels :|

[Goofy]

Nobody around again, been dead all week, WTF? :confused:


Yup, I dunno where everyone is, kinda weird. How are you though?


I'm okay, glad it's almost the weekend, how about you?


Same, been a long fucking week at work, can't wait to get outta here. Any plans?


Not really, probably just do some work around the house, you?


Same, probably mostly indoor work though, supposed to be fucking hot all weekend.


Sounds just like the weather here dude, the 90's have come and they aren't going anywhere soon. Weather guy last night even said we might see some 100°+ weather coming soon :wha:


So unbearable when it's that hot outside, definitely the worst part of summer. Thank god for central a/c :lol:


I hear that! I'll just stay inside where it's nice and cool :lol:


:nuts:

[DemonGeminiX]

It's drivin' me out of my mind
That's why it's hard for me to find
Can't get it out of my head
Miss her, kiss her, love her (wrong move your dead)

[redred]

friday beers outside the local were very nice tonight

[redred]

guns and roses are in london shame i couldn't get tickets at a good price , wanted to take my daughter

[Godfather]

Weeeeeeeekend!! Beer cracked, pants are coming off!

[DemonGeminiX]

In my eyes, I'm not lazy.
In my face, It's not over.
In your room, I'm not older.
In your eyes, I'm not worth it

Gimme back my alcohol
Gimme back my alcohol
Gimme back my alcohol
Gimme back my alcohol
Gimme back my alcohol
Gimme back my alcohol
Gimme back my alcohol
Gimme back my, Gimme back my. Gimme back

[Goofy]

My head is sunburnt :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My head is sunburnt :|

That's why god invented hats....and/or sunscreen :facepalm:

[DemonGeminiX]

Hair works too, unless you're naturally bald.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I shave mine

[DemonGeminiX]

Yeah, no one wants to see your afro.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah, no one wants to see your afro.

:beatdown: Afro :beatdown: this! :beatdown:

[DemonGeminiX]

:afro: <--- Lance

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:afro: <--- Lance

I don't do cultural appropriation :hand:

[DemonGeminiX]

If you like barbecue, Mexican, and Italian food, then I have some bad news for you.

[Goofy]

It didnt feel that hot at the time....... alcohol may have been a contributary factor :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

If you like barbecue, Mexican, and Italian food, then I have some bad news for you.

Take your microaggressions elsewhere Whitey :hand:


It didnt feel that hot at the time....... alcohol may have been a contributary factor :-k

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:drunk:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Godfather]

Sent my buddy a recent medical review about the health concerns with coconut oil, cus his hippy ass loves that shit. Turns out it's 82% saturated fat and increases bad cholesterol with almost no redeeming qualities. Far worse than veggie or olive oil.

He called the BBC article reviewing the scholarly paper bullshit and is personally mad at me... I tried to tell him, dude just read the source, ask yourself: is it reputable, is it peer reviewed, think critically, don't take it personally.

People really cling tightly to their health and dietary beliefs...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Saw the same report, even butter and beef lard are better for you than coconut oil FFS :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

man.... fuck this heat

[Teh One Who Knocks]

man.... fuck this heat

What's the temp?

[Muddy]

13 stone

[Hugh_Janus]

What's the temp?

30c+ according to the ambient temps on the cars.... I don't know what that is in bronze age degrees though

[Teh One Who Knocks]

30c+ according to the ambient temps on the cars.... I don't know what that is in bronze age degrees though

It's going to be 36C here tomorrow and Wednesday :hand:

[Hugh_Janus]

you know I don't work in an air conditioned office.... right? :slap:

[Godfather]

Can't post this on mobile but I will in the News forums when I'm home. Holy shit:

https://gizmodo.com/gop-data-firm-accidentally-leaks-personal-details-of-ne-1796211612

[Hugh_Janus]

Can't post this on mobile but I will in the News forums when I'm home. Holy shit:

https://gizmodo.com/gop-data-firm-accidentally-leaks-personal-details-of-ne-1796211612

:popcorn:

[DemonGeminiX]

I'm sorry, but that Philando Castille shooting verdict is wrong. I'm pro-law enforcement, but in this scenario, the cop should be in jail. Shame on you, Minnesota.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

you know I don't work in an air conditioned office.... right? :slap:

Neither do I :slap:

[Hugh_Janus]

fair point.... posting on here all day isn't work :-k

:dance:

[Godfather]

Ah lovely, sounds like someone just Allah akbared themselves in a Brussels train station...

[DemonGeminiX]

A week without you
Thought I'd forget
Two weeks without you
And I still haven't gotten over you yet

[Godfather]

I've been playing Hilary Clinton simulator. Realized my outlook pst file is 12gb. Think I probably deleted 15,000 emails this afternoon

[DemonGeminiX]

:nono:

You still have 15000 to go or the FBI will take you to jail.

[DemonGeminiX]

And don't forget to smash your cell phone and destroy your hard drives.

[Godfather]

But I like my cell phone :(

[Godfather]

I'm sorry, but that Philando Castille shooting verdict is wrong. I'm pro-law enforcement, but in this scenario, the cop should be in jail. Shame on you, Minnesota.

How bizarre, I was just listening to a radio talk about that today... the evidence against the cop was pretty incredible, obviously the dash came footage, the autoposy showing he was hit in his hands with no damage to the gun, a few other points too. I can't imagine how he couldn't even be convicted of the lesser charge of manslaughter.

[DemonGeminiX]

Haha!! The Democrats spent over $20 million trying to win the 6th Congressional District in Georgia. They threw every celebrity they could get behind the Democrat running.... and they still lost!!!! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!! Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[Godfather]

Speaking of phones, I think my phone is bugged...

My mom asked me what I was getting my brother for his birthday. I texted her whiskey. I open the facebook app: Boom - JP Wisers ad. I've never seen a whiskey ad on my social media before :tinfoil:

[DemonGeminiX]

Read your service provider agreement.

[Godfather]

But it's soooo long :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Guarantee you that there's a clause or two in there about information gathering and usage for targeted advertising. Welcome to big brother, my friend. It's not the government watching you, it's the corporations.

[RBP]

Ah lovely, sounds like someone just Allah akbared themselves in a Brussels train station...

I'm impressed with your use of Allah Akbar as a verb.

[deebakes]

I'm sorry, but that Philando Castille shooting verdict is wrong. I'm pro-law enforcement, but in this scenario, the cop should be in jail. Shame on you, Minnesota.

agreed, pretty despicable actually :|

[Godfather]

Uh, a Canadian went Allahu Akbar in Michigan. That's not cool.

[DemonGeminiX]

No it's not. And we have to invade you now. We're gonna bring freedom (and real bacon) to your maple syrup chugging butts.

[Godfather]

Ah but Canada is party of NATO and so you're bound by Article 5, the principle of collective defense that binds members together, committing them to protect each other in the spirit of honor and solidarity, so if you invade us, you must then invade... yourself

I N C E P T I O N

[RBP]

Ah but you see, Canada is party of NATO, and you're honor bound to join us in war against any aggressors, so if you invade us, you have to invade yourself too

I N C E P T I O N

You didn't pay your fair share. Fuck you.

;)

[Godfather]

Daddy Trump told me it was cool, we're square [-(

[RBP]

Daddy Trump told me it was cool, we're square [-(

You're more docile this week. I am going to assume the wife's back and you got some pussy.

[Godfather]

She's still gone but came home last weekend to bang me and tell me to stop arguing with people on the internet all night. You'd like her :lol:

[RBP]

She's still gone but came home last weekend to bang me and tell me to stop arguing with people on the internet all night. You'd like her :lol:

:lol: So I was right.

I like her already. You should totally wife her.

[DemonGeminiX]

You're charging me a baggage fee to stow my wheelchair? It's not like I can carry it on and stow it in an overhead bin nor is it like I can just leave it at home.

[redred]

That's shit mate, sure stuff like that and kids pushchairs are free with our airlines

[DemonGeminiX]

I'm thinking it might be against the law, but I think I should call the Department of Transportation and ask them before I fly into a rage at the airport and cause a scene tomorrow.

[DemonGeminiX]

Ah but Canada is party of NATO and so you're bound by Article 5, the principle of collective defense that binds members together, committing them to protect each other in the spirit of honor and solidarity, so if you invade us, you must then invade... yourself

I N C E P T I O N

:hand:

That just gives us an excuse to sack Commiefornia.

[redred]

Seems strange for this day an age mate when people protest for the most stupid of things, something like your chair should be free

[DemonGeminiX]

It is free. I looked it up. It seems a few people are passing off bad information. They've been corrected.

[Griffin]

A wife says to her husband you’re always pushing me around and talking behind my back. He says what do you expect? You’re in a wheelchair.

[Godfather]

Almost Friday boys! We're doing it!

[Godfather]

Came home from work, did a 30 minute exercise, now I'm sitting with my pants off eating an egg and cheese sandwich with wine.

Bachelor life is indeed all that it's cracked up to be.

[Griffin]

A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, youve got to help me. My penis is orange." Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can check. Damned if the guys penis isnt orange. Doc tells the guy, "This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a persons life."

Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks the guy, "How are things going at work?" The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks ago. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress. Guy responds, "No. The boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30 hours of overtime every week and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours, Im getting paid double what I got on the old job and the boss is a really great guy." So the doc figures this isnt the reason.

He asks the guy, "Hows your home life?" The guy says, "Well, I got divorced about eight months ago." The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for all of the guys stress. Guy says, "No. For years, all I listened to was nag, nag, nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that old bitch." So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer.

He inquires, "Do you have any hobbies or a social life?" The guy replies, "No, not really. Most nights I sit home, watch some porno flicks and munch on Cheetos."

[Godfather]

:rofl:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Tough day yesterday, it was my dad's birthday. The first one to come up since he passed last year. Didn't think it would hit me as hard as it did. :( And of course next week on Tuesday it will be one year since he passed, thinking that day might be a bit worse. So, if I'm not myself between now and then, that's why. Apologies in advance.

[Goofy]

Tough day yesterday, it was my dad's birthday. The first one to come up since he passed last year. Didn't think it would hit me as hard as it did. :( And of course next week on Tuesday it will be one year since he passed, thinking that day might be a bit worse. So, if I'm not myself between now and then, that's why. Apologies in advance.

:empathy: Time is a great healer as they say....... dont think losing a parent is something anyone really gets over though :(

[RBP]

So I was watching Chaturbate, and as the skank was getting a huge load blown on her face it occurred to me she was 5 on 911.

[Noilly Pratt]

:empathy: Time is a great healer as they say....... dont think losing a parent is something anyone really gets over though :(

Having lost both of mine, I can tell you that's true. And there's nothing to get over. You just work through it.

I try to do nice, pleasant things on my dad's birthday and make it a positive day. I bought a guitar on May 13th this year. He bought me my first one -- so it's kind-of-sort-of a tribute.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/CiNcQsn.jpg

Worked out in the back yard a good portion of the weekend. Nearly 5 years after buying the house we're STILL fighting with the disaster that is the back yard. Quick recap, the house was a foreclosure that was flipped by some 'foundation' that uses federal money to fix and flip properties. Best guess is the house was empty for about 12 to 18 months and it's fairly obvious that the previous owners let the yard go to hell. And the place that bought it to flip did absolutely nothing to the yard and/or landscaping. The back yard was a mess, barely any living grass, more weeds that you can even imagine. And every year we seem to end up with a different dominant weed. It's fighting a losing battle. We finally decided to just kill the back yard and start over. We had previously started doing little things before we went all apocalypse on the yard (planting trees and bushes/shrubs, mostly around the borders of the yard). We now have 4 new trees in the back plus 6 evergreens that we planted not too long after moving in to make a natural fence. But, the weeds keep doing their best to keep coming back. Even weed barrier wasn't working. So, we went a step up to thick plastic to use as weed barrier, even though you aren't supposed to because no water flow, retains too much heat, blah blah blah....we have no other real choice. So we worked on the back corner this past weekend.

Cut the weeds back as far as we could, laid out all the plastic barrier and dumped a metric shit ton of mulch. We really should have gotten a before picture because it is really night and day. But, slowly we are moving things along. I wish we had the kind of money that we needed to do it all at once, but that would probably be somewhere in the $20K to $30K range to get everything done, so we're doing what we can ourselves before we get the professionals to finish it off. Or who knows, we might just end up doing the whole thing ourselves.

[Muddy]

Looks good.. Are those edibles in the straw area? Too late but did you consider landscape fabric?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Tried regular landscape (weed barrier) fabric as I mentioned above ( ;) ) to no avail. The weeds that were running rampant came right thru it and spread. And in the straw area is our 70 square foot grass test area. We're trying this new Dog Tuff grass that is becoming more and more popular

http://plantselect.org/learn/dog-tuff-grass-everything-you-need-to-know/

Hopefully it will cure what ails the back yard. But we are trying to get all the landscaping parts done before we go with more grass, the more area we can fill with landscaping, the less grass we need to buy.

[Muddy]

Thats cool... The fabric we used worked meaning no grass grew through it, but it did grow on top of it as the older mulch broke down and made a type of soil on top of the fabric..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

We're hoping that Dog Tuff grass is the answer for out back yard, both because of the dogs and the distinct lack of rain we get in the summer. It's pricey though, almost $10/square, but if it works, it will be worth it in the long run since it's so low maintenance. Plus, the soil in the back yard is shitty, mostly hard clay, very little top soil. Although on the 70 square foot test area we have fenced off, we added compost and topsoil, dug it all up and turned it all over and worked it in manually. I was a beat puppy after that day.

[Muddy]

It looks good.. For me I wouldn't have enough sun for it...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Our back yard in the summer gets a solid 12 to 13 hours of intense sun per day, it's brutal. That's why we've planted 4 additional shade type trees in the back yard. Unfortunately it will be awhile since they are big enough to provide adequate shade from the sun.

[Godfather]

Looks good lance hope it works!

I worked landscaping for a few summers. We used this insanely good mushroom fertilizer that smelled like death that we bought from some hippy. Made the grass so healthy it choked out the weeds, especially if you cut it a bit higher and mulched a few times. Downside was that you lawn would grow like hell and you had to mow twice a week :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Looks good lance hope it works!

I worked landscaping for a few summers. We used this insanely good mushroom fertilizer that smelled like death that we bought from some hippy. Made the grass so healthy it choked out the weeds, especially if you cut it a bit higher and mulched a few times. Downside was that you lawn would grow like hell and you had to mow twice a week :lol:

The problem is, the soil in the back yard is SO poor, that it would take a lot of good fertilizer and topsoil in to make it work for regular grass. Plus a lot of watering, and we had a sprinkler system quoted for the back yard a few years ago and it was going to be a ridiculous amount (around $6500). So that's why we're hoping this dog tuff stuff works.

[Muddy]

I've heard of mushroom soil.. It's supposed to be very optimal...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'd need a couple of metric fucktons of it :lol:

[Muddy]

And a clothespin for your nose, it's supposed to smell horrible..

[Goofy]

I'd need a couple of metric fucktons of it :lol:

Scientific measurement right there :ok:

[Godfather]

Fuuuck I didn't look at the label on the pack of chicken I bought and it expired the next day. Already smells off. Rookie mistake.

[allsmiles]

Fuuuck I didn't look at the label on the pack of chicken I bought and it expired the next day. Already smells off. Rookie mistake.

Hate it when that happens. What did you do for dinner? Did you have a back up?

[Godfather]

http://i.imgur.com/egI4DJR.gif

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison
And I went to pick her up in the rain
But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got run over by a damned old train.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sofa king tired :yawn:

[DemonGeminiX]

:-k

I need to get out and away more often.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-k

I need to get out and away more often.

No you don't :hand:

[DemonGeminiX]

Dude, seriously. Even if it was only for 2 or 3 days, I feel so much better than I have in years.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You will stay home and like it :nono:

[DemonGeminiX]

[-(

No I won't.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yes you will! :x

[DemonGeminiX]

:hand:

No. I. Won't.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown: Yes :beatdown: you :beatdown: will! :beatdown:

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

And why should I?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Because I said so :tup:

[DemonGeminiX]

:hand:

You're not the boss of me.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:hand:

You're not the boss of me.

:beatdown:

[DemonGeminiX]

:x

Hey!



Also, this dehumidifier is taking forever to recharge. I guess I should have followed the instructions and recharged it every 6 weeks instead of leaving it in there for 6 months.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

Relative humidity here is 7% right now

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

You're dancing because my dehumidifier is taking forever to recharge?

[DemonGeminiX]

Furniture shopping sucks

[redred]

Furniture shopping sucks

try going with a woman , it's a lot harder :lol:

[redred]

pinch punch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j_cOsgRY7w

[redred]

already the 2nd half of 2018 :shock:

[RBP]

already the 2nd half of 2018 :shock:

I had no idea the time difference in the UK was that large. :shock:

[redred]

:lol: I think my aim was off, I was starting to look at 2018 holidays and mistyped

[DemonGeminiX]

I had the Outdoor channel on while I was doing something else and I glanced at the TV while a SeaDoo commercial was on and I thought I saw Muddy on the TV. Nearly gave myself a heart attack. My mind was playing tricks on me.

[redred]

try what you think is a text message from porky late at night , but really is a pm from this site on tapatalk which you forgot to stop notification on the last update:lol:

[redred]

Only about 38 ish days time time till this is my view for 2 weeks https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170702/1d6ad471873d726feb5af8034de02b66.jpg

[deebakes]

http://i.imgur.com/CWaSdBR.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

Joey Chestnut downed 72 hot dogs to win Nathans annual hot dog eating contest today.

[DemonGeminiX]

Happy 4th of July, guys.

[Godfather]

Happy 4th everyone! Hope you guys took Monday off and made an extra long weekend out of it :D

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have to say, I'm pretty impressed with Walmart's Choice steaks (the choice, not the lower quality select). Sure, they're on par with the price at a butcher shop, but damn they are good. Had a ribeye for myself yesterday and the wife and kid had New York Strips, cooked them on the grill and they were awesome.

[RBP]

I have to say, I'm pretty impressed with Walmart's Choice steaks (the choice, not the lower quality select). Sure, they're on par with the price at a butcher shop, but damn they are good. Had a ribeye for myself yesterday and the wife and kid had New York Strips, cooked them on the grill and they were awesome.

Really? You must have a nice Wal*Mart. I wouldn't buy fish sticks at the ghetto walmart by me.

[redred]

did you wear fancy dress when you went ?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Really? You must have a nice Wal*Mart. I wouldn't buy fish sticks at the ghetto walmart by me.

There's 3 Super Walmarts and a Walmart Neighborhood Market all within 5 miles of my place :lol: All of them except for one are pretty decent and well kept.

[RBP]

Did they expand the snack aisles after weed was legalized? :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

did you wear fancy dress when you went ?

No matter how many of those images you see, almost no one is dressed like that


Did they expand the snack aisles after weed was legalized? :lol:

Don't get me started on the weed in this state...

[Muddy]

I have to say, I'm pretty impressed with Walmart's Choice steaks (the choice, not the lower quality select). Sure, they're on par with the price at a butcher shop, but damn they are good. Had a ribeye for myself yesterday and the wife and kid had New York Strips, cooked them on the grill and they were awesome.

I think they brine them in a solution before packaging them at the factory..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I think they brine them in a solution before packaging them at the factory..

Not the Choice grade, they have to label things like that, you see that a lot on the cheap ass cuts of meat

[DemonGeminiX]

The SpaceX launch is live right now.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFH0i0KcE_o&ab_channel=SpaceVideos

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No it isn't [-(

[Godfather]

Heading to Vegas tomorrow... supposed to be 46 fucking degrees which is like 115f.

Not to impressed but it's a buddy's stag so I gots ta go.

[DemonGeminiX]

Heading to Vegas tomorrow... supposed to be 46 fucking degrees which is like 115f.

Not to impressed but it's a buddy's stag so I gots ta go.

:-s

What did you expect it to be? It's the middle of the desert in the summer.

[DemonGeminiX]

I think I'm gonna have to exchange these sneakers for a larger size.

[DemonGeminiX]

No it isn't [-(

:nono:

It was when I posted it. Next time be around when I post stuff, Mr. McTardy

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nono:

It was when I posted it. Next time be around when I post stuff, Mr. McTardy

No, you need to post stuff when I'm around :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Heading to Vegas tomorrow... supposed to be 46 fucking degrees which is like 115f.

Not to impressed but it's a buddy's stag so I gots ta go.

http://i.imgur.com/Oh53xCe.jpg

[Godfather]

:-s

What did you expect it to be? It's the middle of the desert in the summer.

My vote for this stag was not Vegas :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

No, you need to post stuff when I'm around :slap:

No, you need to be around when I post stuff, because I post stuff when they do stuff. If they're not doing stuff when you're around, then it won't make much of a difference if I post it or not, now will it? They're not gonna wait on you to show up, you know?

[-(

[DemonGeminiX]

My vote for this stag was not Vegas :lol:

So stay in doors and lose your money in the air conditioning. That's pretty much what you guys planned on doing to begin with. Eh?

[Goofy]

No, you need to be around when I post stuff, because I post stuff when they do stuff. If they're not doing stuff when you're around, then it won't make much of a difference if I post it or not, now will it? They're not gonna wait on you to show up, you know?

[-(

Well they should wait :nono:

[Goofy]

All who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand! :)

[DemonGeminiX]

Well they should wait :nono:

Why should they?






I wonder if Nike would design a sneaker for me if I raised enough hell.

:-k

[Godfather]

So stay in doors and lose your money in the air conditioning. That's pretty much what you guys planned on doing to begin with. Eh?

Ya that's the plan basically. Going to one of the indoor shooting ranges, a golfing/bar place, and of course the 'rippers

[DemonGeminiX]

Don't forget the Stratosphere. They have a couple of rides up on top of there.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ya that's the plan basically. Going to one of the indoor shooting ranges, a golfing/bar place, and of course the 'rippers

Soooooo...stuff you could do around Vancouver anyway? :-k

[Godfather]

Hahah basically... the gun ranges down there are supposed to be incredible though.

But Vegas strippers are meh, most of them aren't full nude, and the full nude ones are full of uggos. Way better (though fewer) strippers up here.

[redred]

Finding it hard to resist heading back down stairs for a few more rums till the lion's game starts, really shouldn't

[DemonGeminiX]

How the fuck did that little fucking snake get in my fucking bedroom?

No matter. He's dead now and I threw the little faggot's carcass out back. Gotta stop opening that garage door.

[RBP]

I think DGX is drunk and just cut off his pleasure snake. :shock:

[DemonGeminiX]

I've never been much of a drinker, so I don't do it very often. Once every year or two. And I'm definitely not drinking tonight. No, I'm very far from being drunk, and I very literally killed a young black snake slithering around the floor in my bedroom. I saw the little bastard out the corner of my eye crawling underneath my door and was like "What... the... fuck.... ?" Then I grabbed the little bastard and beat it to death with a fly swatter to the head.

I took it's carcass out back and chucked him as far as I could throw. Something out there will have an easy snack tonight.

[RBP]

I grabbed the little bastard and beat it to death with a fly swatter to the head

:rofl:

[DemonGeminiX]

Now that I'm thinking about it, I should have just taken him out back and let him loose without killing him, but it was my bedroom and it freaked me out.

I swept the bedroom twice already looking for any other possible intruder and came up with nothing. Still, I'm freaked out and I probably won't be getting much sleep tonight.

[RBP]

I'm sorry dude. that's not cool.

[DemonGeminiX]

Don't worry about it. It just capped off a rough day. I picked up a prescription and the price went up $75 from the last time I filled it. Now it's $278, with insurance. It's fucking ridiculous. When I first started taking it, it was like $50 for a 90-day fill. While I was there at the store, I ran into an old buddy of mine from high school and we sat down and chatted for a couple of minutes. I haven't seen him for like four or five years. He told me that his wife (who I also know from high school) divorced him. They were married out of high school. 21 years down the drain. That was like a year ago. They've been separated since 2015. Further, he just had surgery to have stage 3 cancer removed from his gut. He just started chemo that morning. He was coming from it to pick up a prescription that he needs to take when we ran into each other. I don't know if you know this, but I don't have a very good track record with cancer. Everyone I've ever known that came down with it has died from it... well except for my mother's uncle, but he's about to turn 90, so time's going to take him sooner or later. Anyway, my buddy's a chipper guy. Nothing brings him down. I hope he beats it. I'm gonna be praying for him.

And now the god damned snake. It was just a rough, exhausting day.

[RBP]

Ugh. That is definitely a stressful day. Try and get some rest.

[DemonGeminiX]

I will. Later. I can't right now.

It comes in 3's. It always comes in 3's.

The prescription. Tommy with the bad news. And the frickin' snake. That's 3. It's done.

[DemonGeminiX]

I looked for that dead snake out back this morning. I couldn't find it anywhere. I bet its carcass ended up on somebody's back porch after being left there by their cat that they shouldn't be putting outside at night, 'cause it's against the rules of this subdivision. Anyways, they're probably thinking their cat is some kind of badass for killing a snake, when in reality, the little trespassing fucker is just a lowly scavenger.

[RBP]

:lol:

[KevinD]

Daughter and I just got back from the drag stip. My Camaro club was Co sponsor of Camaro vs Mustang night. Holy crap there are some fast ass car's and trucks out there. One of our club sponsors had their "shop" truck out...2017 silvarado, 6,000lbs + and running bottom 11's...insane! I pulled one 13.3 out. Not too bad considering mine isn't set up for drag racing.

[Pony]

I pulled one 13.3 out. Not too bad considering mine isn't set up for drag racing.

On Street tires? That's pretty impressive!

[KevinD]

Yes, street tires. I was the slowest club car there, lol. That was after pulling the passenger and rear seats out, and the air compressor/fix a flat kit chevy put in in place of a spare tire, lol
Couldn't get the hang of the tree though. They were running pro timed lights, and I'm used to .5 second sportsman lights.

[DemonGeminiX]

Saint Joe, he said he's never been dressed up like a woman
Saint Joe, they said your Dad is gay, they said your Mom she's a whore
They said it 'til you were raw
They said your Mom she's a bore
They made her beg them for more

Aunt Mary
Aunt Mary
Aunt Mary says they have the darkness there in their eyes

[DemonGeminiX]

Prime day tomorrow. Amazon will have a ton of sales on shit they can't give away because it's junk that nobody actually wants. :D

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Their Prime days always suck ass.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Threw some chicken on the grill last night, first time trying to grill chicken. Came out fucking delicious if I do say so myself.

[DemonGeminiX]

Did you marinate it or anything?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nope, just glazed it with teriyaki sauce (that's what the wife wanted). Was worried about it either coming out under done or over done, but it was damn near perfect. Tried to read up on grilling chicken online but every single site gave differing information on time and temp.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Prime day tomorrow. Amazon will have a ton of sales on shit they can't give away because it's junk that nobody actually wants. :D

Here's what one site is reporting:


In a press release, Amazon gave a sneak peek of some of the deals that will be available during Prime Day. Some highlights include:


Save 50% on Amazon Echo, only $89.99
Fire 7, our best-selling tablet, only $29.99. Usually $49.99
Newly released Element 55-inch 4K Ultra HD smart LED TV – Amazon Fire TV Edition, only $399.99
40-inch 1080p TCL TV, only $199.99
55-inch premium brand 4K smart LED TV, only $599.99
Save up to 50% on select video games, consoles and accessories
Save big on diamond stud earrings – 1 carat diamond stud earrings for 499.99 or ½ carat diamond stud earrings for $239.99
Save up to 70% on select Samsonite two-piece spinner sets
Get up to 40% off on select furniture, mattresses and rugs
$100 off the Bissell Multi Reach Cordless Stick Vacuum
Save up to 30% on select Under Armour training gear
Skywalker Trampolines Jump N’ Dunk Trampoline with safety enclosure and basketball hoop, 8-Feet, only $119.99

[DemonGeminiX]

I do need new luggage. :-k I was looking for a 4 piece set though.

I'm looking into a new bedroom set too, but I doubt I'd find anything of considerable quality at Amazon.

I'm just gonna keep my list open all day and see if the prices drop on anything.

[DemonGeminiX]

Dammit! They put Gibson Les Pauls on sale! :x

[Godfather]

Well Vegas was a gong show but I won $500 US at roulette which basically paid my spending money, so that was sweet.

Never going back to that place in the Summer again though...

[DemonGeminiX]

Well, the luggage offering sucks. The Ring doorbells are gone.

[Godfather]

Trump Jr's tweet from two hours ago looks sorta shady, why would he release that?

[RBP]

Trump Jr's tweet from two hours ago looks sorta shady, why would he release that?

You're still reading tweets? :lol:

[Godfather]

Come on, you love to argue with me :lol: you can come up with something better than just poisoning the well :P

[RBP]

I am so checked out from all of it; it's just ridiculous. I was on a news hiatus for probably months. I turned on the national news one day and they were having the exact same arguments as when I stopped. Back to hiatus.

Tweets, Antifa, the resistance... all garbage and not even worth paying attention.

[Goofy]

I am so checked out from all of it; it's just ridiculous. I was on a news hiatus for probably months. I turned on the national news one day and they were having the exact same arguments as when I stopped. Back to hiatus.

Tweets, Antifa, the resistance... all garbage and not even worth paying attention.

I buy a newspaper every day but rarely read anything other than the sports pages :lol:

[RBP]

I buy a newspaper every day but rarely read anything other than the sports pages :lol:

Wrap your dog's shit with the rest. Best use for it.

[DemonGeminiX]

:lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

I'm just gonna keep my list open all day and see if the prices drop on anything.

Same as last year. Nada.

[DemonGeminiX]

Ok, I've been watching this damned site since last night hoping something I actually want will be included in these sales. I've had enough, I'm done.

If I had the money to burn, I would have bought the Les Paul, but it's not necessary and I need the money for other shit right now.

In short, fuck you, Amazon.







If the Gibson Les Pauls are on sale next year, I'll totally buy one.

[redred]

Fool :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Actually, there was a bunch of stuff I could see buying, but I didn't need any of it at this point in time. And there was 1 thing that I would have bought if I hadn't already bought it last month.

[redred]

my rum bottle is empty :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

These days there's dudes getting facials
Manicured, waxed and botoxed
With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands
You can't grip a tackle-box

With all of these men lining up to get neutered
It's hip now to be feminized
I don't highlight my hair
I've still got a pair
Yeah honey, I'm still a guy

All my eyebrows ain't plucked
There's a gun in my truck
Oh thank God, I'm still a guy

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Man, today was flying by until it got to about 11 AM and then BAM, time stopped :wha:

[RBP]

Man, today was flying by until it got to about 11 AM and then BAM, time stopped :wha:

http://i.imgur.com/JuNtkh7.gif

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Exactly

[KevinD]

Playing around with my new guitar pedal. Loads of fun! Now I'm downloading backing tracks. Boss RC-3 looper

[Noilly Pratt]

Playing around with my new guitar pedal. Loads of fun! Now I'm downloading backing tracks. Boss RC-3 looper

Cool! A few months ago I bought a multi-pedal thing- a Zoom G3Xn and it loops, too. Haven't played much with it though. I bought it for the amp modelling mainly.

[KevinD]

Bought this one for the looper, and the storage. I can store backing tracks directly on it. Figured it'd help with my practicing since I'm predominantly on my on now.

[DemonGeminiX]

Loopers are fantastic practice tools. I use the TC electronics ditto looper.

[DemonGeminiX]

I was considering picking up the Digitech Jamman Solo XT, but there's so much junk I want, that I'm sticking with the simple looper right now.

[RBP]

Milton Friedman was a stud.


If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand.
The Great Depression, like most other periods of severe unemployment, was produced by government mismanagement rather than by any inherent instability of the private economy.
Governments never learn. Only people learn.
There is no such thing as a free lunch.
I am in favor of cutting taxes under any circumstance and for any excuse, for any reason, whenever it's possible.
When everybody owns something, nobody owns it, and nobody has a direct interest in maintaining or improving its condition. That is why buildings in the Soviet Union -- like public housing in the United states -- look decrepit within a year or two of their construction.
One of the great mistakes is to judge policies and programs by their intentions rather than their results.
Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program.
I'm in favor of legalizing drugs. According to my values, if people want to kill themselves, they have every right to do so. Most of the harm that comes from drugs is because they are illegal.

[KevinD]

I was considering picking up the Digitech Jamman Solo XT, but there's so much junk I want, that I'm sticking with the simple looper right now.

Jam Man was my second choice, but, Boss won out for the features I thought would help me most. As of now, I only have two backing tracks saved on it: simple man, and born under a bad sign. Haven't played much with the simple man, but, now after 20 mins or so, I can follow along with rhythm on bad sign. Already worth the $