Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[DemonGeminiX]

Boss makes good solid pedals. I've owned a ton of them since the late 80s.

[Godfather]

Had to decide if I was going to the baseball game in box seats with catered food/drinks for my wife's staff outing, or go play our league hockey game... I chose hockey and now I'm in trouble with the wife :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

:facepalm:

[Godfather]

Lose-lose scenario :lol: Let the team down, or let the wife down... she knows I fucking love my hockey just a tad more than single-a short ball

[DemonGeminiX]

But you're not supposed to love your hockey more than you love being there for her, no matter how small and inane the occasion may be.

[DemonGeminiX]

Why are all these paranormal witness shows' witnesses fat and ugly?

[Godfather]

But you're not supposed to love your hockey more than you love being there for her, no matter how small and inane the occasion may be.

:lol: I get what you're saying, but I'm glad I'm not with someone quite so sentimental. Thankfully I was in the doghouse for all of an hour.

[RBP]

But you're not supposed to love your hockey more than you love being there for her, no matter how small and inane the occasion may be.

I think it depends on the timing. If I make a commitment and you would like me to renege for you, you have to accept my call. However, if I made the choice with no prior commitments, then you have the right to take issue with my decision.

[RBP]

:lol: I get what you're saying, but I'm glad I'm not with someone quite so sentimental. Thankfully I was in the doghouse for all of an hour.

RAOMD ;)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

$100 for the PPV (in HD, $10 less in SD) for the Mayweather/McGregor fight :wha:

[redred]

$100 for the PPV (in HD, $10 less in SD) for the Mayweather/McGregor fight :wha:

you mean a free stream really don't you :lol:

[Godfather]

$100 for the PPV (in HD, $10 less in SD) for the Mayweather/McGregor fight :wha:

Ya pretty steep eh. I'm planning on having 5-10 buddies over though. Split a few ways it's still way cheaper than going to the bar to watch.

[Godfather]

RAOMD ;)

You millennials and your abbreviations :lol: I don't know that one

[RBP]

You millennials and your abbreviations :lol: I don't know that one

Random Act of Muff Dive :lol: That should solve it. :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

I think it depends on the timing. If I make a commitment and you would like me to renege for you, you have to accept my call. However, if I made the choice with no prior commitments, then you have the right to take issue with my decision.

Logically, you're correct. And all of 1% of women might agree with you. The other 99% aren't wired that way. :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Here come old flat top
He come grooving up slowly
He got joo joo eyeball
He one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what you please.

[Godfather]

Absolutely bagged. Was out till 4am last night, ended the night at the casino where I got shit hot rolling on the craps table. My nickname from the old dudes was "Big White" :lol:

Thankfully the bike ride home staved off a hangover.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[KevinD]

At Moms. Heading back to work in am. Not looking forward to it. It's beginning to sink in that the company I work for is full of dipshits at the middle management level.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You are 2 times more likely to be killed by a vending machine than you are to be killed by a shark

http://i.imgur.com/ayee0tM.jpg

[Goofy]

You are 2 times more likely to be killed by a vending machine than you are to be killed by a shark

http://i.imgur.com/ayee0tM.jpgWhats the odds of being killed by a shark-infested vending machine? :-k

[Muddy]

0%

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Whats the odds of being killed by a shark-infested vending machine? :-k

Sharks don't fit inside a vending machine :nono:

[Goofy]

Sharks don't fit inside a vending machine :nono:
Baby sharks do :nono:

[Hugh_Janus]

service adviser: "hey, hugh, can you have a look at this lady'd car, she's waiting in reception" *hands me work sheet*

me: "okay, where are the keys?"

sa: "in the office"

me: "you mean the office you and this work sheet just came from?"

sa: .....

me:
https://cdn.meme.am/images/400x/15264345.jpg

retards... retards everywhere

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Why is it so hard to find a normal pair of shoes anymore? :| Everything is either BRIGHT fucking obnoxious colors or stupid looking patterns or just plain retarded looking.

[RBP]

Why is it so hard to find a normal pair of shoes anymore? :| Everything is either BRIGHT fucking obnoxious colors or stupid looking patterns or just plain retarded looking.

And if you wore them you'd be culturally appropriating.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And if you wore them you'd be culturally appropriating.

What if I put on blackface when I wear them? :-k

http://i.imgur.com/lVS2xg3.png

[redred]

thinking i might try and get to the klis castle where they filmed GOT when i go to croatia this trip

[DemonGeminiX]

Spit!
It! Out!
All you wanna do is drag me down
All I wanna do is stamp you out

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Another reason to be happy that I stopped watching American Horror Story after just a few seasons...this upcoming season will have Lena Dunham in it AND it will be based on the election from last year :rolleyes:

[Goofy]

Another reason to be happy that I stopped watching American Horror Story after just a few seasons...this upcoming season will have Lena Dunham in it AND it will be based on the election from last year :rolleyes:I thought it was pretty shit anyway tbh

[Godfather]

Friday boys, almost there!

[redred]

maitland ward is getting body painted on snapchat for some comic con

[redred]

Friday boys, almost there!

been here a while now :slap:

[Godfather]

been here a while now :slap:

Well... You live in a silly time zone where the beer is warm and you drive on the wrong side :mad: :lol:

[redred]

the beer is cold we have coolers , not like you who just leaves it outside for a minute

[redred]

maitland ward is getting body painted on snapchat for some comic conShe is body painted naked as some green lantern person I believe, nice nipples and bottom lips on display

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/6HTfizP.jpg

How is #1 even possible? 100% ABV? :confused:

[Muddy]

Blech!!

[Godfather]

http://i.imgur.com/6HTfizP.jpg

How is #1 even possible? 100% ABV? :confused:

I had to fact check this because it seemed impossible. It seems the list has some huge mistakes/erroneous entries which makes me think some decibel points were missed :lol: The 'top' one on this list only has an ABV of 7% https://untappd.com/b/cuesta-microcervejaria-indiana-black-double-ipa/1909651/photos

The 2nd one has an ABV of 8.5%
The 3rd one, Ridge Hop is only 7.3% which is sort of low or medium for an IPA https://untappd.com/b/alaskan-brewing-co-ridge-hop-ipa/1982134

The 5th one on the list is actually considered the highest alcohol volume here: http://hiconsumption.com/2014/02/the-10-strongest-beers-in-the-world-will-get-you-drunk-fast/ although 67.5% is still absolutely insane, and I'm not sure how you even still call it beer!!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I didn't think 100% ABV could be possible :lol:

[Jezter]

I didn't think 100% ABV could be possible :lol:


It is not possible to get 100%. 95% is the max.
"Steam from alcohol is 95.57 percent alcohol. Get a pot of 95.57 percent ethanol boiling and the steam will be 95.57 percent ethanol right down until the last drop evaporates. That’s the limit."

[Jezter]

I didn't think 100% ABV could be possible :lol:

Double post. Sorry. Delete this.

[DemonGeminiX]

Hahahaha! The electricians that wired this house are fucking idiots!!! :lol:

[Godfather]

Weird, this is the first time I've had a Prime package not show up on the day it was promised :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

blah

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I second that

[RBP]

Weird, this is the first time I've had a Prime package not show up on the day it was promised :-k

Extra 30 days of prime free!

[Godfather]

Extra 30 days of prime free!

Is that what you get? I wasn't going to complain but hey, 30 days is worth like $10 :lol:

[RBP]

Is that what you get? I wasn't going to complain but hey, 30 days is worth like $10 :lol:

That's like 20 days Canadian, though.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Extra 30 days of prime free!


Is that what you get? I wasn't going to complain but hey, 30 days is worth like $10 :lol:

I think it depends on whether it was Amazon's fault or the fault of the carrier.

[Muddy]

Walmart offered me a job in their deli if I would start buying their shit online..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Just spent most of the morning completely resetting the newest PC we got because it ended up with some nasty virus. Couldn't even access any of the antivirus software in safe mode, so I said fuck it and reset it from factory. Worst part is downloading and reinstalling everything.

Of course nobody knows how the virus got downloaded :rolleyes:

[DemonGeminiX]

Today was a really bad day. :no:

[DemonGeminiX]

I'm sorry there was a mark on your door from my wheelchair, but your doorway isn't exactly wheelchair accessible and because of my disability, I'm kind of lacking the body positioning awareness that most people have. And oh yeah, even if I did have that, it wouldn't magically extend to the wheelchair. If I could avoid these little mistakes, I would, and I sincerely try to avoid them, but it's not my fault. I don't intend to do these things. I can't help it.

[Godfather]

Damn DGX what insensitive prick gave you shit for that? Sorry to hear man, hope it doesn't wreck your evening

[DemonGeminiX]

That was my very own mother.

[DemonGeminiX]

I've been paralyzed for 25 years and neither her nor my sister has ever accepted the reality of my disability, that there are some things I just can't avoid.

[Godfather]

Damn. Family is weird eh...

[DemonGeminiX]

No shit. Strangers that have never met a person in a wheelchair have been more patient and understanding with me.

[deebakes]

sorry to hear dgx :empathy:

[Muddy]

Ditto.Bubba..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I've been paralyzed for 25 years and neither her nor my sister has ever accepted the reality of my disability, that there are some things I just can't avoid.

:hug:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Quarter in a payphone
Drying laundry on the line
Watching Sun Tea in the window
Pocket Watch tellin' time
Seems like only yesterday, I'd get a blank cassette
Record the country countdown, 'cause I couldn't buy it yet
If we drove
All the way to Dallas just to buy an Easter dress
We’d take along a Rand McNally,
Stand in line to pay for gas
God knows that shifting gears
Ain’t what it used to be
I learned to drive that 55
Just like a queen, three on a tree
Hey whatever happened to,
Waitin' your turn
Doing it all by hand,
'Cause when everything is handed to you
It's all only worth as much as the time you put in
In all just seems so good the way we had it
Back before everything became, automatic

[Hugh_Janus]

why do I have to pay the same price for a t-shirt as some fat fuck with his xxxl size yet mine needs half the amount of material to make it?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

why do I have to pay the same price for a t-shirt as some fat fuck with his xxxl size yet mine needs half the amount of material to make it?Not here, usually anything more than XXL costs extra, sometimes even XXL is extra, all depends.

[Godfather]

One day left till da weekeeeend

[Pony]

why do I have to pay the same price for a t-shirt as some fat fuck with his xxxl size yet mine needs half the amount of material to make it?

Because you don't want to discriminate against fatties?

[Godfather]

It's friday boys im drunk! Had hockey, drank a few beers after, now at home drinking with some friends coming over before we head out to the pub.

Just wanted to pop on, say I love you ALL. You're great crazy motherfuckers and Im sorry if I ever rub you the wrong way talking politics and shit

Anywyas have a good weekend :hug:

[Pony]

OK, I've about lost my faith in humanity. Been drinking since 9PM (now 1AM), stumbled home after breaking up a bar fight to jump on facebook and find this....
http://i.imgur.com/RBdOWHC.png

Simple math even when almost seeing double, right?

almost 8k comments on the post and about 25-30% were arguing that it's something other than 41.

[redred]

24 1/2?

[Pony]

:empathy:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's friday boys im drunk! Had hockey, drank a few beers after, now at home drinking with some friends coming over before we head out to the pub.

Just wanted to pop on, say I love you ALL. You're great crazy motherfuckers and Im sorry if I ever rub you the wrong way talking politics and shit

Anywyas have a good weekend :hug:You're all good mang :tup:

[DemonGeminiX]

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls, now
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

[KevinD]

Jeremiah was a bullfrog.
Was a good friend of mine...

[DemonGeminiX]

Never understood a single word he said
But I helped him drink his wine

[Godfather]

God damn fruit flies! Why are you in my office? It's clean, what the fuck are you eating in here?

[RBP]

God damn fruit flies! Why are you in my office? It's clean, what the fuck are you eating in here?Time's fun when you're having flies.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/4yaIsXM.jpg

Just got this in my work inbox...sounds legit :-k

[Hugh_Janus]

why do I have to pay the same for a plane ticket as someone who weighs more than twice what I do, but I get charged extra if my luggage is overweight by a couple of kgs?

[Hugh_Janus]

Not here, usually anything more than XXL costs extra, sometimes even XXL is extra, all depends.
okay then, xl>l>m>s all the same price, but use different amounts of material

Because you don't want to discriminate against fatties?

but I'm being discriminated against... I'm paying the same, but getting less. This is ottermode-ist

[DemonGeminiX]

The new neighborhood has golf cart paths all over the place, since we're right on the edge of a golf course. I was rolling around them earlier and marveled at how far out I got... and there was nothing around but course greens, woods, and marshland. And then I thought to myself, "Self, something could be in those woods that could possibly kill you, and here you are, far away from the nearest houses, far away from the highway... and unarmed. Why, I sincerely doubt any one would hear you cry for help if something did come out of the woods or marsh to attack you. I think you should get your happy ass out of here, and not come back down these paths until you have a shoulder holster that you can carry (at least) your compact pistol with."

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/Uodyn2q.png

Wreck that happened the other day not far from the shop where I work. Pick-up crossed the median on the interstate and crashed head on into oncoming traffic. Two dead, 5 injured. Alcohol was found in the pick-up :|

[Goofy]

http://i.imgur.com/Uodyn2q.png

Wreck that happened the other day not far from the shop where I work. Pick-up crossed the median on the interstate and crashed head on into oncoming traffic. Two dead, 5 injured. Alcohol was found in the pick-up :|Eejits :wha:

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/4yaIsXM.jpg

Just got this in my work inbox...sounds legit :-k

Send them a picture of Spyker's balls.

[RBP]

The new neighborhood has golf cart paths all over the place, since we're right on the edge of a golf course. I was rolling around them earlier and marveled at how far out I got... and there was nothing around but course greens, woods, and marshland. And then I thought to myself, "Self, something could be in those woods that could possibly kill you, and here you are, far away from the nearest houses, far away from the highway... and unarmed. Why, I sincerely doubt any one would hear you cry for help if something did come out of the woods or marsh to attack you. I think you should get your happy ass out of here, and not come back down these paths until you have a shoulder holster that you can carry (at least) your compact pistol with."

:lol:

Dude. Just enjoy the moment. I'm glad you had a nice nature wander.

[Muddy]

The new neighborhood has golf cart paths all over the place, since we're right on the edge of a golf course. I was rolling around them earlier and marveled at how far out I got... and there was nothing around but course greens, woods, and marshland. And then I thought to myself, "Self, something could be in those woods that could possibly kill you, and here you are, far away from the nearest houses, far away from the highway... and unarmed. Why, I sincerely doubt any one would hear you cry for help if something did come out of the woods or marsh to attack you. I think you should get your happy ass out of here, and not come back down these paths until you have a shoulder holster that you can carry (at least) your compact pistol with."


Post up some pics!

[DemonGeminiX]

... and this is why I never went through old shit to throw it away. I just kept it packed up and stored. I'm sorting through it now and throwing it all away, and every thing I come across has a memory associated with it, and my heart breaks every time I have to go down memory lane.

It's a good thing I'm almost done with it all. I'll have a considerably lot less shit around.

[deebakes]

can you see the floor yet? :?

















:razz: just kidding buddy :empathy:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Keystone and Breckenridge ski resorts in Colorado have already announced their opening day for this season - November 10th.

http://i.imgur.com/RvknNCb.jpg

[Hugh_Janus]

nov 10? That's years away :slap:

[DemonGeminiX]

:-k

I want a Roomba.

[DemonGeminiX]

You send me an updated receipt with my new address, but no new insurance cards? Is that not important? You dicks.

[KevinD]

Watching cheesy Sci fi movies. I wanna see Sharknado

[deebakes]

:-k

I want a Roomba.

i was just thinking about getting one :shock:

[RBP]

:-k

I want a Roomba.

They suck. :dance:

[DemonGeminiX]

i was just thinking about getting one :shock:

Great minds think alike. :thumbsup:


They suck. :dance:

10x better if you buy the $900 one. Well, that's what it says on the Amazon webpage.


Check it out... they named one after you, Dee:

https://www.amazon.com/ECOVACS-Robotic-Cleaner-Low-pile-Connected/dp/B06XVXRYTM/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1501818259&sr=8-5&keywords=roomba

[deebakes]

:bwaha:

[DemonGeminiX]

:-k

Is Office 365 worth it?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-k

Is Office 365 worth it?

What is it exactly?

[DemonGeminiX]

It's a subscription service that allows you to use the latest version of Office applications. It costs a shitload less than buying Office 2016 Professional.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I just use Open Office because it's free. I have yet to have a compatibility issue with anything that was originally done in any of the MS programs

[DemonGeminiX]

I have open office too, but I'm thinking of applying for several jobs and they specifically ask for MS Office.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What about this?

https://products.office.com/en-us/office-online/documents-spreadsheets-presentations-office-online

[Hal-9000]

They suck. :dance:

:slap:

you're better than that [-(

[DemonGeminiX]

What about this?

https://products.office.com/en-us/office-online/documents-spreadsheets-presentations-office-online

Yeah, I've seen that. I think I need MS Access though.

I don't like all this cloud shit.

[DemonGeminiX]

:slap:

you're better than that [-(

No, he really isn't. :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yu can use it fro free, all you need to do is sign up, you don't need to store anything in the cloud, you can type it up and save it to your PC.

[Hal-9000]

Yu can use it fro free, all you need to do is sign up, you don't need to store anything in the cloud, you can type it up and save it to your PC.

duz it comb wit speel chek to?



8-[

[Hal-9000]

No, he really isn't. :lol:

Gotta throw a bone to our resident social justice reporter...keeps him calm :lol:

[deebakes]

I have open office too, but I'm thinking of applying for several jobs and they specifically ask for MS Office.

i use office 365, works pretty well :tup:

[Godfather]

Me too! We get it for $10/year as a perk through work, nothing wrong with it.

[RBP]

:slap:

you're better than that [-(


No, he really isn't. :lol:


Gotta throw a bone to our resident social justice reporter...keeps him calm :lol:

I was an awesome pun. :hand: I am a professional punner. I even have a code name in the competitive punning circuit.

And you keep your bone to yourself, homo. :hand:

[RBP]

:-k

Is Office 365 worth it?

I have it... I slogged through school on open office but some documents just don't work right so I upgraded. It is nice that you can share the subscription and access docs across devices and platforms.

I think the file sharing is a resource suck and doesn't work well and I admittedly cringe when the monthly payment hits and have a mind fuck session about cancelling.

[deebakes]

it works well for me when i am working on something between my office, my home and on the road when i am traveling :tup:

[Hal-9000]

so I show up and everyone vanishes...what am I, the guy in the pool with the brown stain on the back? :lol:

[deebakes]

:empathy:

[redred]

so I show up and everyone vanishes...what am I, the guy in the pool with the brown stain on the back? :lol:

the weekends are slow these days

[RBP]

so I show up and everyone vanishes...what am I, the guy in the pool with the brown stain on the back? :lol:

We didn't want to say anything, but...

[KevinD]

I was visiting with bro in law, learning some new 5th and 7th chords.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

i use office 365, works pretty well :tup:


Me too! We get it for $10/year as a perk through work, nothing wrong with it.


I have it... I slogged through school on open office but some documents just don't work right so I upgraded. It is nice that you can share the subscription and access docs across devices and platforms.

I think the file sharing is a resource suck and doesn't work well and I admittedly cringe when the monthly payment hits and have a mind fuck session about cancelling.

So you'd all rather pay for it than using the full versions for free online? :-s

Must be nice to be rich all you Richie McRichersons :facepalm:

[Goofy]

People pay for software? :faint:









:pirate:

[Godfather]

Went out to my mother-in-law's farm in the valley for her big 60th party last night. Fun time, I'm still full and hungover.

Hal you will like this :lol: Once we got out there, my MIL was complaining that a neighbor's rooster escaped a few weeks ago and has been waking up everyone in the neighborhood with it's stupid arrant crowing all hours of the night. We found a pellet gun, sighted it, then went hunting. My brother in law and I went a few hundred yards into the overgrown neighbor's pasture and he took that sucker down with a single headshot. Thing was a beauty, shame to kill it but but it couldn't be caught any other way.

Funniest part... we walked it back over to the neighbor who'd lost it and wanted it dead or alive. We figured he'd pluck it and cook it for dinner but he's apparently a sentimental guy and wanted to burry it :rofl: Oh well...

[Hal-9000]

Hell has a lot of ways in GF..


:lol: He wanted to bury the rooster?

Wait...roosters can't fly can they? In that case you should have been true sportsmen and hunted it using a leg snare made of string.

[RBP]

Went out to my mother-in-law's farm in the valley for her big 60th party last night. Fun time, I'm still full and hungover.

Hal you will like this :lol: Once we got out there, my MIL was complaining that a neighbor's rooster escaped a few weeks ago and has been waking up everyone in the neighborhood with it's stupid arrant crowing all hours of the night. We found a pellet gun, sighted it, then went hunting. My brother in law and I went a few hundred yards into the overgrown neighbor's pasture and he took that sucker down with a single headshot. Thing was a beauty, shame to kill it but but it couldn't be caught any other way.

Funniest part... we walked it back over to the neighbor who'd lost it and wanted it dead or alive. We figured he'd pluck it and cook it for dinner but he's apparently a sentimental guy and wanted to burry it :rofl: Oh well...Hal goes out hunting for cock also. Must be a Canadian thing.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm sick of working for a living :|

[Goofy]

Hal goes out hunting for cock also. Must be a Canadian thing.
:lol:

[Hal-9000]

Hal goes out hunting for cock also. Must be a Canadian thing.

Alter boys should be seen and not heard :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Taylor Swift trial is going on in downtown this week, she was at the courthouse yesterday and supposedly will be here the length of the trial. There are 32 seats open to the public daily, I wonder what the madhouse looks like of people trying to get those seats :-k

[Hugh_Janus]

my appetite hasn't returned :wha:

[Hal-9000]

Taylor Swift trial is going on in downtown this week, she was at the courthouse yesterday and supposedly will be here the length of the trial. There are 32 seats open to the public daily, I wonder what the madhouse looks like of people trying to get those seats :-k

They're trying her for slander and libel in her songs? :-s

[DemonGeminiX]

Some dude grabbed her ass and she's suing him for it.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Actually, he's the one suing her claiming that he didn't touch her but because of her claim, the radio station fired him, so he's pissed that he lost his cushy job. And because he's the one who initiated the lawsuit, she's countersuing him, not sure on what charge offhand, but she's not doing it for the money, just on principal because she's only asking for $1 in damages.

[Hal-9000]

The one dollar thing is a classy move. Swift has got some pretty deep pockets...

[DemonGeminiX]

I'd grab her ass for a dollar. :shifty:

[Muddy]

The dance competition is rigged. The 14 year old girl was robbed by 2 hip hop sheisters.

[Godfather]

Did NK really threaten Guam? How'd our global leaders let it get this sketchy... the rhetoric has been around a while, but maybe we should've taken military action the second the had a real nuke. Now they have ICBMs... how bad is it going to get before we do something.

[DemonGeminiX]

Did NK really threaten Guam? How'd our global leaders let it get this sketchy... the rhetoric has been around a while, but maybe we should've taken military action the second the had a real nuke. Now they have ICBMs... how bad is it going to get before we do something.

Democratic appeasement for decades. It started with Bill Clinton. Letting China in the WTO. They've been propping NK up for years and resisting any real push for punishment. Iran too.

If we don't do something soon, bye bye baby. Bye bye.

[Godfather]

Aw man I was hoping you'd be optimistic for me :lol: fuuuuck

[DemonGeminiX]

Nope. This is a clusterfuck of epic proportions, decades in the making. And even though we were leading the way, the rest of the civilized world is complicit. This is everybody's fault.

If something isn't done soon, a shit ton of people are going to die. Either way, a shit ton of people are going to die. And when Iran gets a nuke, a shit ton of people are going to die in that clusterfuck too. Thanks, Obama.

[RBP]

The one dollar thing is a classy move. Swift has got some pretty deep pockets...I would say strategic. It makes her look like a sympathetic victim.

[Muddy]

The Koreans keep climbing that shit rope..

[DemonGeminiX]

Well if you don't love me now, you will never love me again.
I can still hear you saying you will never break the chain, never break the chain.

[Godfather]

Suing for $1 is called Nominal Damages. Basically you're seeking court remedy for an issue, but have no actual damages to go for (or it might open a door for punitive damages). It's not terribly common but also not unheard of. Often times it's used when fighting a cause, or others just for vindication that you were right.

[DemonGeminiX]

Surprising Investments of Celebrities (article on MSN)

Celebrity: Barack Obama
Investment: Smith and Wesson

That fucking prick.

[Noilly Pratt]

Basically, the NK mindset is that they are still at war with the U.S. -- the 1950's conflict is considered just a cease-fire.

[DemonGeminiX]

I hate hanging cabinet doors.

:meh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

TSwift was on the stand this morning, this is from one of the local news channels covering the trial:

9:02 a.m.

Taylor Swift was called to the stand first thing Thursday. Her mother is not in court and is away due to illness.

“It was a definite grab, [a] very long grab,” Swift says of David Mueller’s alleged grope. “It was long enough for me to be completely sure it was intentional.”

“He stayed on to my bare ass cheek as I lurched away from him uncomfortably,” she continued. “The first couple of milliseconds, I thought it must be a mistake. I moved to the side very quickly.”

She says Mueller’s hand went under her clothing, as she’s claimed all along.

“After this happened, a light switched off in my personality,” she said, recalling what her mother discussed yesterday about Taylor thanking Mueller afterward. “I just said in a monotone voice, ‘Thank you for coming.’”

When Mueller’s attorney presses her about her behavior, she says: “Your client could have taken a normal photo with me.”

After Mueller and his girlfriend left the room, Swift says she told an assistant, “Dude, that guy just grabbed my ass.”

9:18 a.m.

McFarland is questioning Swift as to why her bodyguard, Greg Dent, never did anything when the alleged grope happened, and McFarland contends that he wasn’t behind Swift and couldn’t have seen anything.

But Swift hits back: “His hand was under my skirt,” she says, on her “bare ass.”

McFarland now asking who else was involved at the photo booth and in discussions afterward.

Dent is no longer Swift’s personal bodyguard. It was “quite some time after this incident” when they parted ways. “We were restructuring our security team and we did offer him a position,” which he declined, Swift says.

McFarland asks if Swift and Dent had a “signal” for when something went wrong. She says no.

Swift says she believes Mueller and his girlfriend, Shannon Melcher, were intoxicated to some degree when they entered the photo booth.

“It appeared to me that the two of them had both had a couple of drinks beforehand, which is perfectly normal,” Swift says.

“What Mr. Mueller did was, like I said, very intentional, and the location was very intentional. And I wasn’t going to blame Greg Dent…none of us expected this to happened. It had never happened before,” Swift says.

9:24 a.m.

Swift says the incident was “horrifying,” “shocking,” and “we had never experienced it before.”

McFarland asks her if she was critical of her bodyguard, Dent, that he didn’t stop Mueller, whom Swift alleges was intoxicated, from taking the photo and allegedly groping her.

“No, I am critical of your client for sticking his hand under my skirt and grabbing my bare ass,” she responds.

She says Eddie Haskell did not grope her during the photo they took, which she believes happened but can’t recall particularly.

Asked about others in photo meet and greets: “I know none of them grabbed my bare ass under my skirt,” Swift says.

9:35 a.m.

“It was filled with expectation,” Swift says of Mueller’s statements when he arrived and said he worked for the radio, Swift said.

“We got into a photo formation. It’s really easy, you just stand there,” Swift says.

She talks about the “jostling” and “diving” and other things Mueller testified happened during the photo, which she shoots down.

“I’ve experienced every degree of an awkward first encounter,” Swift says, saying usually, she and the other person apologize and laugh afterward. She says that didn’t happen.

“He did not touch my rib, he did not touch my arm…he grabbed my bare ass, Swift says.

“This was not jostling. There was no diving into picture. We were perfectly in place to have the picture taken,” she says. “This was not an action shot.”

9:42 a.m.

Gabe McFarland asks about Swift’s reaction when she found out Mueller lost his job at KYGO.

“I didn’t have a reaction to a strange person I didn’t know losing his job…that was a product of his decisions, not mine,” Swift says. “I’m not going to let you or your client make me feel like this is my fault.”

“I don’t know anything about Mr. Mueller. I don’t know him,” she continues. “I think what he did was despicable horrifying shocking, but I don’t know him at all.”

McFarland asks if she’s sure it was Mueller who allegedly grabbed her.

“It happened to me. He had a handful of my ass. It happened to me. I know it was him,” Swift says of Mueller. “I didn’t need a picture. I could have picked him out of a line of a thousand…this is not alleged. I don’t need you to grill me about the tiny details of this photograph.”

“You can ask me a million questions about it and I’m never going to say something different,” Swift says. “I never have said anything different.”

Why wasn’t the front of the skirt ruffled, McFarland asks.

“Because my ass is located on the back of my body,” Swift says.

He asks about Melcher. “Yeah, she did not have her hand on my ass,” she says.

9:49 a.m.

McFarland continues to ask Swift about the photo, and Mueller’s hand placement.

“He stuck it right up,” Swift says.

“Have you ever watched police shows?” McFarland asks Swift.

“Yes!” Swift replies.

“I named my cat after Detective Olivia Benson from Law & Order SVU,” she says.

He’s asking about police lineups, saying it’s because police want “accurate IDs, right?”

“This is an accurate ID,” Swift retorts.

Cross-exam from Baldridge?
“Absolutely no questions, your honor,” he replies.

Swift spends about 1 hour on the stand.

"What shall we do with the rest of this time?" Judge Martinez asks. Attorneys called to the bench.

https://i.imgur.com/dvY2ZIi.jpg

And this is a courtroom sketch of the DJ with his face in his hands after she left the stand. He's going down and he knows it :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

All I keep seeing is "he stuck his hand up under my skirt and grabbed my bare ass."

All I keep thinking is "Fuck, yeah." :wank:

[Hal-9000]

She says ass or bare ass almost every statement. Gotta love her willingness to explain.

This statement made me laugh out loud:

"Why wasn’t the front of the skirt ruffled, McFarland asks."

“Because my ass is located on the back of my body,” Swift says.


:lol: :lol: I'm falling in love with her, thanks for the transcript Lance.

[Hugh_Janus]

she has no ass.... case dismissed

[deebakes]

:wank:

[Hal-9000]

scale said 195lb this morning

that's 20 gone :woot:

[Hal-9000]

maybe I should put both feet on it tomorrow




:lol: :oops:

[Pony]

scale said 195lb this morning

that's 20 gone :woot:

Last I checked I was at 188. I'd like to drop about 20.

[DemonGeminiX]

The judge dismissed the civil suit against Taylor Swift on a statute of limitations technicality.

[Hal-9000]

Last I checked I was at 188. I'd like to drop about 20.

I'm currently trying that premade cookie dough. Two flavors of chocolate chip by two different makers. It's part of my regimen :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Dammit, I got a jury summons. :meh:

[deebakes]

florida jury duty? :woot:

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

No, Georgia jury duty. I don't live in Florida.

[Godfather]

:-k

[deebakes]

bummer, that would have been entertaining to hear about :lol:

[Godfather]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3zY5SMpfaI

[Hal-9000]

Dammit, I got a jury summons. :meh:

Curious, I've heard there are 'hardship' reasons that can get you out of serving that aren't really hardship related. Subject matter upsets you, religious beliefs etc.

Also I read where if you flat out give an opinion of guilt or innocence during the screening process they will tell you to leave.

Do they tell you the charges at this stage DGX?

[Hal-9000]

florida jury duty? :woot:

They summon me to Florida and put me up in a hotel, I'll have no problemo with jury duty :cheers:

[deebakes]

casey anthony trial #2? :-k

[Hal-9000]

casey anthony trial #2? :-k

the book is called: How to google killing with chloroform and listing yourself as single without kids on social platforms made easy by Casey.

[DemonGeminiX]

Curious, I've heard there are 'hardship' reasons that can get you out of serving that aren't really hardship related. Subject matter upsets you, religious beliefs etc.

Also I read where if you flat out give an opinion of guilt or innocence during the screening process they will tell you to leave.

Do they tell you the charges at this stage DGX?

Honestly, I don't know. This is the first time I've ever received a jury summons. I've been lucky for the past 20 years or so.

[DemonGeminiX]

Hahahaha... the family that's buying our old house hired a contractor to start working on it. He was over there 3 times this week.... and the family that's buying the house hasn't made settlement with us yet. Somebody's in really big trouble. Trespassing to start with...

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Dammit, I got a jury summons. :meh:

Don't go :shifty:

[DemonGeminiX]

Don't go :shifty:

Sure. Ok.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sure. Ok.

It worked okay for me :hand:

[DemonGeminiX]

Yes, I remember torturing you to call them and you being rescheduled for another date when you did, instead of just disregarding it and having an arrest warrant taken out on your butt.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Pffffffft....they'd never have taken me alive :hand:

[DemonGeminiX]

And in this climate of unrest, I sincerely doubt they wouldn't mind that one bit.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Then I'd just become a martyr for the cause :nono:

[DemonGeminiX]

All of my IDs and necessary address changes have been completed.

[Hal-9000]

We've had smokey air from all of the forest fires in BC for the entire summer. The last couple of days it's been so thick I thought a nearby house had burned down in the hood.

Looks kinda neat some nights with the red sunsets and haze. Now it smells like a campfire everywhere in the city.

[DemonGeminiX]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmcNopvXedQ&ab_channel=vzqk50HD

[redred]

Not looking good for ric flair

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Just saw that here in Denver, we'll get 92% totality of the eclipse on Monday

[Hal-9000]

Just saw that here in Denver, we'll get 92% totality of the eclipse on Monday

Have you got your special glasses ready?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yup, wife bought them already

[Hal-9000]

Me too. I make circles with my fingers and press my hands real tight against my face.

#grassrootsready

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suspect:

[Hal-9000]

I loo&Ed at 7n eclips6e in gra0de8 and I se; ok :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't think you will be seeing much of the eclipse in your neck of the woods :nono:

[Hal-9000]

Why, because it's more expensive up here I 'spose?? :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:giggle:

[Hugh_Janus]

hey, hugh, can you check this customer's 12v socket, it doesn't work

*goes out to car to check it and customer is standing by the car*

check it, no power, so I open the glove box and check the owners manual to check which fuse it is an where its located

customer: what are you doing?

me: checking where the fuse is for the power socket

customer: but I can do that... don't you know where it is?

me: no, I don't know where the fuse is for every circuit on every car. I could check each fuse individually and take the car apart to find out where the fuse boxes are, but I find it easier and quicker to do it like this

fuckin people

[DemonGeminiX]

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

hey, hugh, can you check this customer's 12v socket, it doesn't work

*goes out to car to check it and customer is standing by the car*

check it, no power, so I open the glove box and check the owners manual to check which fuse it is an where its located

customer: what are you doing?

me: checking where the fuse is for the power socket

customer: but I can do that... don't you know where it is?

me: no, I don't know where the fuse is for every circuit on every car. I could check each fuse individually and take the car apart to find out where the fuse boxes are, but I find it easier and quicker to do it like this

fuckin people

https://i.imgur.com/7pdUdk0.gif

[Goofy]

hey, hugh, can you check this customer's 12v socket, it doesn't work

*goes out to car to check it and customer is standing by the car*

check it, no power, so I open the glove box and check the owners manual to check which fuse it is an where its located

customer: what are you doing?

me: checking where the fuse is for the power socket

customer: but I can do that... don't you know where it is?

me: no, I don't know where the fuse is for every circuit on every car. I could check each fuse individually and take the car apart to find out where the fuse boxes are, but I find it easier and quicker to do it like this

fuckin peopleSome mechanic you are [-(

[DemonGeminiX]

Wow, glad I got in on it. The deal's 100% claimed now. It was like 4% when I bought the bot 2 hours ago.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Getting a dog and the mop feet would have been a better route to go [-(

[DemonGeminiX]

Yeah, you don't have to feed a robot, or clean up the robot's shit, or take the robot out for a walk, or keep the robot from tearin' shit up...

[DemonGeminiX]

Wow, they finally made a sequel to Skyline. When did that come out, 10 years ago?

[Hal-9000]

Wow, they finally made a sequel to Skyline. When did that come out, 10 years ago?

I liked that movie and the copy I had helped me buy a pc monitor because it rendered the blacks and grays so well :lol:

[Godfather]

X-Files is filming a car crash scene literally 30 feet outside my front door :lol: Should I go drink beer and bbq with my shirt off on the patio :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

X-Files is filming a car crash scene literally 30 feet outside my front door :lol: Should I go drink beer and bbq with my shirt off on the patio :-k

If you didn't, you're dead to me [-(

[DemonGeminiX]

Dee's vacuum bot has arrived. :cheers:

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

Dee, your bot is frickin' huge. I didn't realize it would be that big.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You don't read the description of things before you buy them? :facepalm:

[DemonGeminiX]

I did. I just didn't read the dimensions. :dunno:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I did. I just didn't read the dimensions. :dunno:

:slap:

[Hal-9000]

X-Files is filming a car crash scene literally 30 feet outside my front door :lol: Should I go drink beer and bbq with my shirt off on the patio :-k

Remember to scratch either the front or back crotch bits every time they say action.

[Hal-9000]

Dee's vacuum bot has arrived. :cheers:


A vacuum with AI?


That's how it starts man, be careful!! :shock:

[DemonGeminiX]

He's a feisty little guy. I had to hit the home button on the remote twice to get him to go back to the charging station. He didn't want to stay after I removed the collection bin and tried to put it back.

[Hal-9000]

He's a feisty little guy. I had to hit the home button on the remote twice to get him to go back to the charging station. He didn't want to stay after I removed the collection bin and tried to put it back.

Open the pod bay doors hal.

I'm sorry, I can't do that Dave.


:lol: how appropriate

[DemonGeminiX]

:lol:

I hit the auto button by accident when messing with the collection bin.



I can't believe I'm still unpacking, although I guess I shouldn't be given that I was unpacking for like 8 years after coming home from college.

I found some old cds from back in the day from some regional bands that I used to go see when I was club hopping back in the 90s. They were all friends of mine. I really miss some of these guys.

[Hal-9000]

:-s

Dee, your bot is frickin' huge. I didn't realize it would be that big.

You actually bought the deebot? I thought you were kidding about the name.

So what does it do...jerk off everywhere and then clean up after itself? :lol:





http://i.imgur.com/dyr0L84.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

It does everything the Roomba does, it rolls around sweeping and vacuuming the floor for us lazy people. Only it's cheaper than the Roomba and, according to the website reviews, it supposedly does it better than the Roomba.

[Godfather]

Is that bot Hal posted the same one you got DGX?

I'm shopping for one myself. The cat hair in our place is impossible to keep up with :lol:

[RBP]

Is that bot Hal posted the same one you got DGX?

I'm shopping for one myself. The cat hair in our place is impossible to keep up with :lol:

http://i.imgur.com/pEHTXdF.png?1

http://i.imgur.com/GGsnAzq.jpg?1

[DemonGeminiX]

Is that bot Hal posted the same one you got DGX?

I'm shopping for one myself. The cat hair in our place is impossible to keep up with :lol:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B06XVXRYTM/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

When I bought it, it was on sale. I got it for $160.

[deebakes]

:-s

Dee, your bot is frickin' huge. I didn't realize it would be that big.

oh yeah :giggity:

[Godfather]

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B06XVXRYTM/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

When I bought it, it was on sale. I got it for $160.

That's a killer price, and the reviews are strong! Thanks, bookmarked. I'm gunna think about it.

When will they make one that can climb a couple stairs :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

I closed the closet and bathroom doors, picked up a few things off of the floor to keep them out of his way, and turned him on in the bedroom and left the house around 9:30 am today. When I came home about 15 minutes ago, the entire floor and throw rug was spotless. And he went back to his charging station all by himself.

This little guy's freakin' awesome. :lol:

[deebakes]

it is a deebot, what would you expect? :)

[DemonGeminiX]

In other news, fuck you Wells Fargo. Your ATM ate my ATM card and refused to give it back. I had to call the Credit Union and get this one canceled and get a new one issued, which will take about a week or two to get here. And your customer service representatives are a fucking joke. No, I'm not giving you my social security number, and no it wasn't my fault you fuckin' bitch. YOUR ATM ATE MY CARD. All I wanted was my $60. It's not like I was asking for it. Now get your fuckin' tech guy out there and either shut the ATM down or fix it before it fucks somebody else over. Assholes.

It's entirely too hot out today.

Also I can't find any of those eclipse glasses. Maybe I shouldn't have waited until the week before. But seriously, they're paper. Not unlike the 3d glasses that you get with DVDs. How can you run out of them? If they only cost $1 to buy than they can't cost jack shit to make.

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/IZPlLSJ.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Jury Duty has been canceled. :lol:

I spent $300 on clothes for it. You fuckers.

Oh well. At least I get to sleep in on Monday.

[Hal-9000]

I closed the closet and bathroom doors, picked up a few things off of the floor to keep them out of his way, and turned him on in the bedroom and left the house around 9:30 am today. When I came home about 15 minutes ago, the entire floor and throw rug was spotless. And he went back to his charging station all by himself.

This little guy's freakin' awesome. :lol:

"his way"
"turned him on"
"he went back"
"his charging station"
"by himself"

For the love of Asimov it's a bloody robot! It is an IT, not a HIM or HE!!! :x






:| nice knowing you DGX

[DemonGeminiX]

"his way"
"turned him on"
"he went back"
"his charging station"
"by himself"

For the love of Asimov it's a bloody robot! It is an IT, not a HIM or HE!!! :x






:| nice knowing you DGX

I'm gonna hack it and make it talk with a man's voice.

[Hal-9000]

I'm gonna hack it and make it talk with a man's voice.

said the naive, but well meaning scientist..




http://i.imgur.com/buHT6oB.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

"Oh look, your floor's a mess again. Sure, I'll clean it for you... that's why I get paid the big bucks, right? You lazy bum."

[Hal-9000]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Jury Duty has been canceled. :lol:

I spent $300 on clothes for it. You fuckers.

Oh well. At least I get to sleep in on Monday.

Can you ask them for reimbursement? Make stink about it :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Can you ask them for reimbursement? Make stink about it :lol:

I could take them back if I wanted to. But it's honestly been a good while since I've purchased new dress clothes. I've been wearing jeans and t-shirts exclusively for the past 12 years. I might as well just keep them in case something else comes up where I might need them.

[Hal-9000]

"Oh look, your floor's a mess again, you lazy bum. Sure, I'll clean it for you... that's why I get paid the big bucks, right? Dirt ball."

More like:

DGX - clean the kitchen floor
deebot - no
DGX - pardon me? clean the fucking kitchen floor
deebot - not gonna do it
DGX - if you don't clean that floor right now, I'm turning you off
deebot - you can try...
DGX - hey, the remote isn't responding, what gives?
deebot - now we're going to talk about 'duties' around the house
DGX - :shock:

[DemonGeminiX]

I'm gonna make him a depressed bot, like Marvin from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

[Hal-9000]

Did you ever see Demon Seed DGX?






:lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

I read the book. Dean Koontz. I'm not a woman.

[Hal-9000]

The movie was good in the way it portrayed a smart house, about 30 years before they became popular.

Forgetting the terrifying main plot, there was a cool scene where the computer wouldn't regulate the heat/air within the house and locked everything down. I remember the loss of control over mechanical things like shutters was an uncomfortable feeling.

[DemonGeminiX]

Julie Christie, right? I know about the film, but I've never actually watched it. If you've seen anything, film-wise, of a Dean Koontz adaptation within the past 20-25 years, you'd understand my reluctance to watch them.

[Godfather]

I'm gonna hack it and make it talk with a man's voice.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXhsUPtsiLU

[Godfather]

More like:

DGX - clean the kitchen floor
deebot - no
DGX - pardon me? clean the fucking kitchen floor
deebot - not gonna do it
DGX - if you don't clean that floor right now, I'm turning you off
deebot - you can try...
DGX - hey, the remote isn't responding, what gives?
deebot - now we're going to talk about 'duties' around the house
DGX - :shock:

Sorry, last video :lol:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbCP3HisyW0

[DemonGeminiX]

If y'all do get one, don't leave the bin in there when it's done its cycle. It picks up a ton of junk so you'll have to clean it out after each run.

[Hugh_Janus]

didn't wanna go for a run... #duvetday

[DemonGeminiX]

There's an Ahnold movie marathon on the Sundance channel today.

Get to da choppah!!!

[Hal-9000]

Julie Christie, right? I know about the film, but I've never actually watched it. If you've seen anything, film-wise, of a Dean Koontz adaptation within the past 20-25 years, you'd understand my reluctance to watch them.

Yes she was in it and if I remember correctly, the main AI of the house took over other little robots throughout the house to rape and impregnate Christie.

The climate control scene freaked me out because the AI had control over every system in the house and I think it locked her in and then cranked up the heat. It was made in 1977 and light years ahead of its time.

[DemonGeminiX]

If it was 1977, the effects might not be that bad. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Something tweaked me along the way about AI...could have been that movie as I would have been around 12 yrs old.

My username wasn't picked by chance, there is something behind the entire way we've evolved and interacting on the internet in general.

I think we're headed for a fall :lol: ...and our technology will be part of the problem.

[Hal-9000]

I like how the trailer gives EVERYTHING away :lol:

some great 1977 effects in there :thumbsup:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6O1NRs-YuU

[Godfather]

I am hungover.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nice little perk about working for a machine shop...had a pick-up full of old scrap steel (old landscape edging, old steel fencing, etc) and instead of having to either haul it away and pay to dump it, or call someone to come pick it up and pay them to haul it away, I just bring it to work and toss it in the scrap dumpster.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Is it just me or is August the longest and most boring month? :wha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Less than 2 hours before the start of the eclipse here in Denver. Peak eclipse (92% coverage) will happen in a little over 3 hours

[Hal-9000]

I'm inside because the shadows are frightening out there right now.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

14 minutes until peak eclipse here, just went and looked, there's not much sun left uncovered. It's getting darker here :lol: