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Hal-9000
08-21-2017, 05:43 PM
Sun is really bright here and I just watched a jet contrail fly right past it.

I guess I shouldn't be looking right at hJ^CRE%$ 6%sgdnmn kdkk amm.

jfu|?

Teh One Who Knocks
08-21-2017, 05:54 PM
It didn't get any darker than around early dusk here, it was still pretty bright out. The thing that was really neat was you could feel the difference in temperature, it easily dropped 15 degrees outside.

DemonGeminiX
08-21-2017, 05:58 PM
It's starting to get dark out over here.

DemonGeminiX
08-21-2017, 06:38 PM
And it's completely overcast here. Wouldn't be able to see it even if I did have glasses. It's probably as dark as it's going to get right now... and it just looks like a storm is brewing.

Hal-9000
08-21-2017, 06:43 PM
We've been having a bright, sunny day. The shadows did something weird about an hour ago, like it was later in the fall season. Other than that, wouldn't know an eclipse happened at all.

DemonGeminiX
08-21-2017, 06:52 PM
Now I'm glad I didn't get those stupid glasses.

Hal-9000
08-21-2017, 06:58 PM
We had an eclipse when I was in grade eight. Me and a girl went out and looked directly at the sun after all of the warnings. I didn't need reading glasses until I was 45 :lol:

Pony
08-21-2017, 07:01 PM
It's over.
The virgin sacrifice went smoothly as well.

DemonGeminiX
08-21-2017, 07:04 PM
And what did you ask for during the ritual sacrifice?

Hal-9000
08-21-2017, 07:11 PM
Is it just me or is August the longest and most boring month? :wha:

:slap:

It's just you. August is one of my favorite months of the year.

Pony
08-21-2017, 07:12 PM
Prosperity and more virgins, they're getting scarce.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-21-2017, 07:12 PM
:slap:

It's just you. August is one of my favorite months of the year.

Good god why? :wha:

Hal-9000
08-21-2017, 07:13 PM
Prosperity and more virgins, they're getting scarce.

You asked for a virgin and Hillary Clinton fell out of the sky? :lol:

Hal-9000
08-21-2017, 07:15 PM
Good god why? :wha:

Everything living is in full bloom, the weather is nice, days are not too long and there's a certain kind of peace to it.

Ya ya I know, you can hardly wait for 14 foot snow drifts and -20 weather.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-21-2017, 07:17 PM
Everything living is in full bloom, the weather is nice, days are not too long and there's a certain kind of peace to it.

Ya ya I know, you can hardly wait for 14 foot snow drifts and -20 weather.

:stfu:

Hal-9000
08-21-2017, 07:20 PM
:stfu:

*Hound response*

Teh One Who Knocks
08-21-2017, 07:21 PM
*Hound response*

:saysyou:

Hal-9000
08-21-2017, 07:21 PM
La!


http://i.imgur.com/i0MSV2h.jpg

Hal-9000
08-21-2017, 07:22 PM
Remember when Tanalishi used to call you that?

I miss that girl

Teh One Who Knocks
08-21-2017, 07:23 PM
La!


http://i.imgur.com/i0MSV2h.jpg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9uBvoYLvYE


Remember when Tanalishi used to call you that?

I miss that girl

:missing:

Hal-9000
08-21-2017, 07:25 PM
the bumper sticker comment :lol:

Pony
08-21-2017, 09:12 PM
You asked for a virgin and Hillary Clinton fell out of the sky? :lol:

No a bunch of Snowflakes came out of their mom's basement and started protesting on my front lawn.

[-( Not the type of virgins I was hoping for.

RBP
08-22-2017, 03:39 AM
So I have been driving for (a large internet retailer). This morning, I am there to load. In front of me is a millennial, behind me is a fat black woman. As the black woman pulls in behind me, she pulls up too far leaving no room for me to load. I gesture with my finger that she needs to back up and she gets shitty with me, barking "you mind if I straighten my car first?!?" And leaves about a foot behind (so still no room to load). I shook my head, laughed at her, and rolled my eyes. She got out with a shitty attitude.

I am fully loaded and ready to go. The black woman is maybe 25% done and the millennial is acting like he needs to inspect and analyze every package before placing it in it's perfect spot, also far behind. :| I am just standing there. He finally places the last package, and I'm like "alright, good, let's go to fucking work!". Then he closes the door, does not move out of my way, and goes to the bathroom. You fucking fuck. :| Fatty McBlackerson is still not done. jesus.

I weave my way to get out to go work, leaving both lazy unproductive asses in the warehouse.

I'm a dinosaur. But a dinosaur who finishes my routes early almost every shift.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-22-2017, 11:06 AM
I'm out a luck, out a love
Gotta photograph, picture of
Passion killer, you're too much
You're the only one I want to touch
I see your face every time I dream
On every page, every magazine
So wild and free so far from me
You're all I want, my fantasy

Teh One Who Knocks
08-22-2017, 11:07 AM
So I have been driving for (a large internet retailer). This morning, I am there to load. In front of me is a millennial, behind me is a fat black woman. As the black woman pulls in behind me, she pulls up too far leaving no room for me to load. I gesture with my finger that she needs to back up and she gets shitty with me, barking "you mind if I straighten my car first?!?" And leaves about a foot behind (so still no room to load). I shook my head, laughed at her, and rolled my eyes. She got out with a shitty attitude.

I am fully loaded and ready to go. The black woman is maybe 25% done and the millennial is acting like he needs to inspect and analyze every package before placing it in it's perfect spot, also far behind. :| I am just standing there. He finally places the last package, and I'm like "alright, good, let's go to fucking work!". Then he closes the door, does not move out of my way, and goes to the bathroom. You fucking fuck. :| Fatty McBalckerson is still not done. jesus.

I weave my way to get out to go work, leaving both lazy unproductive asses in the warehouse.

I'm a dinosaur. But a dinosaur who finishes my routes early almost every shift.

:machinegun:

DemonGeminiX
08-22-2017, 01:11 PM
I'm all itchy. Need to shave.

Hal-9000
08-22-2017, 05:58 PM
My sister in law was just here visiting and she's a salon hair cutter by trade...I gave her a photo of Dean Winchester and I'll be damned. She cut my hair just like it.

Hal-9000
08-22-2017, 06:00 PM
So I have been driving for (a large internet retailer). This morning, I am there to load. In front of me is a millennial, behind me is a fat black woman. As the black woman pulls in behind me, she pulls up too far leaving no room for me to load. I gesture with my finger that she needs to back up and she gets shitty with me, barking "you mind if I straighten my car first?!?" And leaves about a foot behind (so still no room to load). I shook my head, laughed at her, and rolled my eyes. She got out with a shitty attitude.

I am fully loaded and ready to go. The black woman is maybe 25% done and the millennial is acting like he needs to inspect and analyze every package before placing it in it's perfect spot, also far behind. :| I am just standing there. He finally places the last package, and I'm like "alright, good, let's go to fucking work!". Then he closes the door, does not move out of my way, and goes to the bathroom. You fucking fuck. :| Fatty McBlackerson is still not done. jesus.

I weave my way to get out to go work, leaving both lazy unproductive asses in the warehouse.

I'm a dinosaur. But a dinosaur who finishes my routes early almost every shift.

I worked 27 years on the other side of what you do. Oh the stories of drivers I could tell you :lol:

Hang in there man, it's a stressful industry at best.

Hugh_Janus
08-22-2017, 07:06 PM
My sister in law was just here visiting and she's a salon hair cutter by trade...I gave her a photo of Dean Winchester and I'll be damned. She cut my hair just like it.

can she do my hair aswell?

Teh One Who Knocks
08-22-2017, 07:33 PM
I just found out that Tool doesn't allow any of their music to be streamed anywhere :wha:

PorkChopSandwiches
08-22-2017, 07:54 PM
I just found out that Tool doesn't allow any of their music to be streamed anywhere :wha:

Thats not true, I listen to it on Pandora all the time

Teh One Who Knocks
08-22-2017, 08:00 PM
They aren't on Amazon Music and I've read multiple stories that say they are still holding out...except that they may release their catalog for streaming this year ahead of the release of their new album.

PorkChopSandwiches
08-22-2017, 08:03 PM
They aren't on ALL of them, but they are in fact on Pandora

PorkChopSandwiches
08-22-2017, 08:06 PM
https://i.imgur.com/S9aGhmOl.png

Teh One Who Knocks
08-22-2017, 08:10 PM
:sad2:

Muddy
08-22-2017, 08:10 PM
I just found out that Tool doesn't allow any of their music to be streamed anywhere :wha:

It's OK, they suck anyway..

PorkChopSandwiches
08-22-2017, 08:27 PM
It's OK, they suck anyway..

:slap:

Godfather
08-23-2017, 01:38 AM
I want to get into Tool, I just don't know where to start. The few songs I've listened to have been pretty different, I didn't immediately like it TBH but all of my buddies go craaazy when they come to town. Apparently their show here last month was phenomenal.

DemonGeminiX
08-23-2017, 09:09 AM
Start with the albums:

Opiate (EP)
Undertow
Aenima
Lateralus
10000 Days

There's a live album called Salival that goes in there somewhere, but as I'm generally not a fan of live albums, I don't own it.

Personally, my favorite album is Aenima.

Also Maynard sings for A Perfect Circle as well, so you may want to pick up or download those albums. Thirteenth Step is a fantastic album from start to finish.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-23-2017, 03:04 PM
I want to get into Tool, I just don't know where to start. The few songs I've listened to have been pretty different, I didn't immediately like it TBH but all of my buddies go craaazy when they come to town. Apparently their show here last month was phenomenal.

Try some individual tracks, these are some of their more well known stuff. Give it a chance and I bet you will like it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s57FtD2HKLw


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm38Ojh61lY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh98c5BZqiQ


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5sIXUbMgF0


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYRldZsVO9I


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07pLGIgyfjw

DemonGeminiX
08-23-2017, 03:20 PM
The Penanggalan is a really fucked up ghost folklore.

DemonGeminiX
08-23-2017, 04:01 PM
Ok, he found one of our pictures at Habitat for Humanity (supposedly), but how did he know that the picture belonged to us in the first place if he's never been to the house and seen it for himself?

Teh One Who Knocks
08-23-2017, 04:02 PM
:-k

DemonGeminiX
08-23-2017, 04:18 PM
I have one of my guns out right now. I'm not feeling very good about this situation. Something is very wrong about all of this.

Hal-9000
08-23-2017, 06:50 PM
I have one of my guns out right now. I'm not feeling very good about this situation. Something is very wrong about all of this.

What's going on DGX, this sounds serious.

call 911 ffs if something is going south and you're alone dude

DemonGeminiX
08-23-2017, 07:05 PM
Nah, it's been resolved. I thought I might have to go hunting for somebody in defense of a member of my family. But everything's cool. Sometimes text messages can be incredibly ambiguous.

DemonGeminiX
08-23-2017, 07:06 PM
I'm a lot like you so please, hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me

Teh One Who Knocks
08-23-2017, 07:07 PM
Nah, it's been resolved. I thought I might have to go hunting for somebody in defense of a member of my family. But everything's cool. Sometimes text messages can be incredibly ambiguous.

The phone calls are coming from inside the house!!!!!! :shock:

DemonGeminiX
08-23-2017, 07:11 PM
The phone calls are coming from inside the house!!!!!! :shock:

:lol:

I do have a landline. One landline.

Hal-9000
08-23-2017, 07:11 PM
The texts are coming from your own phone!!!!! :shock:








:-k

DemonGeminiX
08-23-2017, 07:21 PM
:suspect:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-23-2017, 07:25 PM
The texts are coming from your own phone!!!!! :shock:








:-k

Go text yourself :x

Godfather
08-23-2017, 11:42 PM
Thanks for the Tool recommendations! Going to do some late night listening tonight.

Muddy
08-23-2017, 11:53 PM
Dont do it, GF.. Put on some Willies roadhouse..

RBP
08-24-2017, 03:19 AM
Okay, so against my better judgement, I have started to engage some of these stupid fucks who think suppression of speech is justified. They are complete morons and absolutely ignorant of history.

DemonGeminiX
08-24-2017, 04:00 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFLiKLoxWD8&ab_channel=FlyingDoctor1988

Godfather
08-24-2017, 04:01 AM
Won the first round of playoffs in summer league hockey (best of 3 series). Feelsgoodman

Onto the semis starting Monday.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-24-2017, 09:57 AM
Okay, so against my better judgement, I have started to engage some of these stupid fucks who think suppression of speech is justified. They are complete morons and absolutely ignorant of history.

Good luck with that

https://i.imgur.com/1sWErBO.jpg

DemonGeminiX
08-24-2017, 03:30 PM
Spooooon!!!

DemonGeminiX
08-24-2017, 04:22 PM
Oh look at that. The Eagles' preseason game against the Dolphins is on tonight. I get to scream at some 3rd and 4th stringers. :D

Teh One Who Knocks
08-24-2017, 04:55 PM
Man, I just got super tired all of a sudden :wha:

Hal-9000
08-24-2017, 05:47 PM
Man, I just got super tired all of a sudden :wha:

Maybe it's one of your new superpowers! :)

You get really tired, your body gets really stiff and sore, and your memory becomes fuzzy.

Look kids it's a bird, it's a plane, no it's Old Mannnnnn! :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-24-2017, 05:49 PM
Maybe it's one of your new superpowers! :)

You get really tired, your body gets really stiff and sore, and your memory becomes fuzzy.

Look kids it's a bird, it's a plane, no it's Old Mannnnnn! :lol:

:beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown:

Hal-9000
08-24-2017, 05:51 PM
Bet you're not tired now after all of that good cardio :D

Teh One Who Knocks
08-24-2017, 05:53 PM
Bet you're not tired now after all of that good cardio :D

:beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown:

Hal-9000
08-24-2017, 06:00 PM
You're beating me because I identify as pansexual.

Calling the police right now and you are in trouble mister...er...mrs...ms..sir? I'm sorry, what pronoun identifier do you prefer?

Teh One Who Knocks
08-24-2017, 06:01 PM
You're beating me because I identify as pansexual.

Calling the police right now and you are in trouble mister...er...mrs...ms..sir? I'm sorry, what pronoun identifier do you prefer?

:fire:

Hal-9000
08-24-2017, 06:05 PM
Here is my sure fire method to combat fatigue.



sleep

Teh One Who Knocks
08-24-2017, 06:06 PM
Here is my sure fire method to combat fatigue.



sleep

:beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown:

DemonGeminiX
08-24-2017, 06:14 PM
:yup:

He's right. It works.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-24-2017, 06:15 PM
:yup:

He's right. It works.

:stfu:

Hal-9000
08-24-2017, 06:38 PM
:beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown:

I hope you warmed up before beating me. You don't want to aggravate a repetitive strain injury.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-24-2017, 07:03 PM
I hope you warmed up before beating me. You don't want to aggravate a repetitive strain injury.

:beatdown: Strain :beatdown: this! :beatdown:

DemonGeminiX
08-24-2017, 07:04 PM
Why do these certifications cost so much damn money? $500 for training materials and $400 for the test? These people are fucking insane.

DemonGeminiX
08-24-2017, 07:05 PM
:beatdown: Strain :beatdown: this! :beatdown:

:-k

I don't think you can fit that into a colander.

Hal-9000
08-24-2017, 07:10 PM
The Strain


Strigoi! *


* thank fuck I stopped watching that POS :lol:

Badgers
08-24-2017, 08:33 PM
Should be asleep

DemonGeminiX
08-24-2017, 09:10 PM
They're forecasting Harvey to become a major hurricane. Texas is gonna get slammed. If anybody's on the Texas coast or close enough to be within striking distance of Harvey, leave the area. Pack some junk up and get the hell out.

RBP
08-25-2017, 12:00 AM
Oh look at that. The Eagles' preseason game against the Dolphins is on tonight. I get to scream at some 3rd and 4th stringers. :D

Not a bad look so far for the large birds...

Muddy
08-25-2017, 12:24 AM
:fjay:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-25-2017, 02:35 PM
They're forecasting Harvey to become a major hurricane. Texas is gonna get slammed. If anybody's on the Texas coast or close enough to be within striking distance of Harvey, leave the area. Pack some junk up and get the hell out.

They're saying it could dump up to 3 FUCKING FEET of rain along the coast and quite a ways inland :shock:

DemonGeminiX
08-25-2017, 02:53 PM
Hurricanes are no joke. When Matthew came through last year, our downtown area was flooded. For a few days, all of our piers were underwater and people were kayaking down where the streets were.

Hal-9000
08-25-2017, 07:15 PM
3 feet of rain????

I've only been involved in one flood, June 2013 in our fair city. It was surreal to see our entire downtown area locked down and impassable. Our river banks only rose a couple of feet and that was enough to shut down part of our city. I helped move food and supply boxes for two days and even seeing a low level flood was enough.

I can't imagine hurricanes, tsunamis....that degree of water and storms.

DemonGeminiX
08-25-2017, 08:33 PM
Not a bad look so far for the large birds...

The defense is too lax. They need to tighten shit up. That shit doesn't fly in Philly. Philly's a D-first town.

Godfather
08-26-2017, 05:35 AM
Hell week is nearly done.

Tonight was our client appreciation cruise... 300 of our brokers, 30 of us staff - all trapped together on a booze cruise for 3 fucking hours :lol: I had glassy eyed drunk old ladies flirting with me the entire time. The horror. I'm exhausted.

Tomorrow: one last wedding to close out the summer.

Can't wait to be a lazy ass all day on Sunday.

DemonGeminiX
08-26-2017, 09:34 PM
Everybody Wang Chung tonight!

redred
08-27-2017, 01:00 AM
what a mess :woot:

Godfather
08-27-2017, 07:27 AM
That was sp much better than the Pacquiao fight

Hugh_Janus
08-27-2017, 10:49 AM
+1.... but mayweather could afford to go on the attack. I still think he got surprised at how quick conor was. Also, mayweather's fitness is unreal #jelly

Hugh_Janus
08-27-2017, 04:43 PM
jose aldo is getting raepd on twitter for posting a load of laughing emojis on twitter after conor's loss. :rofl: I felt bad for the guy before, but this is the second time he's done this

in case you don't know, he's the guy conor dropped all of 13 seconds into their fight and then cried like a bitch

Hal-9000
08-27-2017, 07:20 PM
jose aldo is getting raepd on twitter for posting a load of laughing emojis on twitter after conor's loss. :rofl: I felt bad for the guy before, but this is the second time he's done this

in case you don't know, he's the guy conor dropped all of 13 seconds into their fight and then cried like a bitch

Someone posted a 30 second video on potato-fone showing the end of the fight on their TV.

They start screaming when Floyd tags Conor in the 10th and keeps hitting him. "How does it feel to be schooled by a 40 year old? That's the way to knock him out! Look at Conor get his ass beat by a better fighter!"

I don't think the guys watching have fought much themselves or understand boxing. A guy who fights in a completely different sport just went 10 rounds with the best boxer in the class. There was no schooling or knock out.

DemonGeminiX
08-27-2017, 08:09 PM
Someone posted a 30 second video on potato-fone showing the end of the fight on their TV.

They start screaming when Floyd tags Conor in the 10th and keeps hitting him. "How does it feel to be schooled by a 40 year old? That's the way to knock him out! Look at Conor get his ass beat by a better fighter!"

I don't think the guys watching have fought much themselves or understand boxing. A guy who fights in a completely different sport just went 10 rounds with the best boxer in the class. There was no schooling or knock out.

:+1:

Conor was amazing. If he sticks with it, he could be a monster in the boxing ring.

Godfather
08-27-2017, 09:13 PM
Agreed, Conor's stamina looked lacking near the end but I doubt you'll find anyone who genuinely believed he'd stand and fight for 10 rounds. It was great.

Also, god is Floyd ever a boring boxer :lol: I think people are relieved he said that's his last fight.

DemonGeminiX
08-27-2017, 09:30 PM
He said his 49th was his last fight as well. If the purse is big enough, I'm sure the whore will come back for 51.

Godfather
08-27-2017, 09:51 PM
50 is a nice round number Floyd, walk away man :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-28-2017, 11:21 AM
Well outta south Alabama came a country boy
He say I'm lookin' for a man named Jim
I am a pool shootin' boy
My name Willie McCoy
But down home they call me slim
Yeah I'm lookin' for the king of 42nd street
He drivin' a drop top cadillac
Last week he took all my money
And it may sound funny
But I come to get my money back
And everybody say Jack don't you know

DemonGeminiX
08-28-2017, 04:27 PM
:-k

Was there an awards show last night that I didn't give a rat's ass about?

DemonGeminiX
08-28-2017, 08:28 PM
Well the mystery of the refund check has been solved.

KevinD
08-28-2017, 11:23 PM
Tired as heck. Ready for tomorrow to be over so can go join my family in San Antonio, then wait till thursday/Friday to travel home and see if I have a home.

Muddy
08-29-2017, 12:23 AM
Oh lord thats right.. youre from the Gulf...

KevinD
08-29-2017, 12:53 AM
Yeah. Wharton. Half way between Houston and Victoria, just north of Bay City. Supposedly, my home wasn't hit hard, but am waiting on the Colorado River to crest Wednesday at around 50. Previous high since I've lived there was 46ft, and I had about 6 inches of water covering my place.

Muddy
08-29-2017, 01:08 AM
Best of luck man.. Really.. I hope you come through OK..

RBP
08-29-2017, 03:42 AM
Godpseed, Kev...

Godfather
08-29-2017, 05:32 AM
Thinking of you Kev, let us know if there's anything we can do.

Goofy
08-29-2017, 08:07 AM
Thinking of you Kev, let us know if there's anything we can do.
Bring a bucket :tup:










Seriously though, hope everythings ok Kev :ok:

Pony
08-29-2017, 09:09 AM
Yeah. Wharton. Half way between Houston and Victoria, just north of Bay City. Supposedly, my home wasn't hit hard, but am waiting on the Colorado River to crest Wednesday at around 50. Previous high since I've lived there was 46ft, and I had about 6 inches of water covering my place.

:sad2:

Hal-9000
08-29-2017, 05:15 PM
Yeah. Wharton. Half way between Houston and Victoria, just north of Bay City. Supposedly, my home wasn't hit hard, but am waiting on the Colorado River to crest Wednesday at around 50. Previous high since I've lived there was 46ft, and I had about 6 inches of water covering my place.


Best of luck man.. Really.. I hope you come through OK..

Yep, good vibes coming your way

KevinD
08-29-2017, 05:56 PM
About halfway to San Antonio now. Got radar detector out, cruising 100+. WI'll go check on house wed or Thursday and try to get into Houston to get my mom out if needed. Thanks for the well wishes.

KevinD
08-29-2017, 06:00 PM
http://i450.photobucket.com/albums/qq223/kmdracer/20170829_125830_zpspqsf4mg4.jpg

Pony
08-29-2017, 07:04 PM
Haulin ass! Any word on how hard your area (and Moms) got hit?

Hal-9000
08-29-2017, 07:37 PM
So we have a black garbage bin, a blue recycling bin and now a new green composting bin. Three different trucks come along to pick up their bin.

Every time the dude picks up the composting, I find the bin laying on its side in the middle of the alley. I've seen the trucks, it's an automated clamp that he can see from the cab.

I wonder if I should complain? They make me pay an extra 7 bucks per month for the privilege..

Pony
08-29-2017, 08:47 PM
So we have a black garbage bin, a blue recycling bin and now a new green composting bin. Three different trucks come along to pick up their bin.

Every time the dude picks up the composting, I find the bin laying on its side in the middle of the alley. I've seen the trucks, it's an automated clamp that he can see from the cab.

I wonder if I should complain? They make me pay an extra 7 bucks per month for the privilege..

We don't get a bin for yard waste and compost, we have to buy one and clearly write "Yard waste" on it.

KevinD
08-29-2017, 09:21 PM
No word on our home yet. Mom's is okay. Roof leak caused interior (ceiling) damage, but rain is supposed to stop there tonight, so depending on roads, I'll go do what I can. Family is all good and safe. Everything else can be replaced if needed.

KevinD
08-29-2017, 09:22 PM
Haulin ass! Any word on how hard your area (and Moms) got hit?

Not really, lol. Car is comfy up to 150ish. Was still kinda loafing along.

DemonGeminiX
08-30-2017, 12:26 AM
I've got one guy telling me to make an appointment and another guy telling me to just bring it in. The dude telling me to make an appointment is the manager and the dude telling me to bring it in sounds like he's shy a chromosome or two.

I'm starting to think I should take it up to Brunswick and let the dealer's service center rip me off. At least I know they'll get it right.

DemonGeminiX
08-30-2017, 12:26 AM
I've got one guy telling me to make an appointment and another guy telling me to just bring it in. The dude telling me to make an appointment is the manager and the dude telling me to bring it in sounds like he's shy a chromosome or two.

I'm starting to think I should take it up to Brunswick and let the dealer's service center rip me off. At least I know they'll get it right.

Godfather
08-30-2017, 07:11 AM
Division champions in summer league hockey!! Second championship in 4 seasons, not bad at all! My brother joined the team this year and it was his first so that was cool. We paraded around the trophy like we won the stanley cup, and then they took the trophy away 'cus the league is too cheap to actually give us one :rofl:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-30-2017, 10:47 AM
Ever notice that when there's a horrible disaster, natural or otherwise, anywhere in the world, the United States is one of, if not the first country in the world to respond with assistance or at the very least, to offer assistance, no matter where in the world it happened? And when something happens here, the international community is:

https://i.imgur.com/v2YSPuy.jpg

Goofy
08-30-2017, 12:16 PM
Ever notice that when there's a horrible disaster, natural or otherwise, anywhere in the world, the United States is one of, if not the first country in the world to respond with assistance or at the very least, to offer assistance, no matter where in the world it happened? And when something happens here, the international community is:

https://i.imgur.com/v2YSPuy.jpg
Pretty much the same over here

Hal-9000
08-30-2017, 06:15 PM
I think...we should make a thread showing the positive side of humanity during the Texas floods. This is a pizza delivery guy on a jet ski :thumbsup:



http://i.imgur.com/kxzD7a1.jpg

Teh One Who Knocks
08-30-2017, 06:33 PM
Oh, we're the boys of the chorus
We hope you like our show
We know you're rootin' for us
But, now we have to go.

DemonGeminiX
08-30-2017, 06:39 PM
Irma has formed and is beginning to cross the Atlantic.

Muddy
08-30-2017, 06:40 PM
I think...we should make a thread showing the positive side of humanity during the Texas floods. This is a pizza delivery guy on a jet ski :thumbsup:



http://i.imgur.com/kxzD7a1.jpg


He's just working it for the tip..

DemonGeminiX
08-30-2017, 06:44 PM
And the rain will kill us all
Throw ourselves against the wall
But no one else can see
The preservation of the martyr in me

Teh One Who Knocks
08-30-2017, 06:47 PM
I'm Henry the eighth, I am
Henry the eighth, I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
She's been married seven times before

And every one was an Henry (Henry)
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (No Sam)
I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry
Henry the eighth I am

Hal-9000
08-30-2017, 06:54 PM
No word on our home yet. Mom's is okay. Roof leak caused interior (ceiling) damage, but rain is supposed to stop there tonight, so depending on roads, I'll go do what I can. Family is all good and safe. Everything else can be replaced if needed.

Good to hear Kev. I can't believe the reports of how much rain came down in some places. Measured in tonnage, not inches or feet.

And conversely, for the first time in 52 years our lawn turned brown and went dormant this summer. No natural disaster, just a few light winters and no precipitation all year. We have a typically dry climate but this has gone past unusual.

Hugh_Janus
08-30-2017, 06:54 PM
Ever notice that when there's a horrible disaster, natural or otherwise, anywhere in the world, the United States is one of, if not the first country in the world to respond with assistance or at the very least, to offer assistance, no matter where in the world it happened? And when something happens here, the international community is:

https://i.imgur.com/v2YSPuy.jpg

would the us accept help? No, it shows weakness also, nobody likes their offer of help declined

can any other country offer anything that the us can't provide or access itself? no

#quityourwhining

Hal-9000
08-30-2017, 07:05 PM
He's just working it for the tip..

I know you're joking but it is the little things. In 2013 I helped with our flood and worked in an area that looked exactly like that picture. Water almost up to your knees. They told us to wear clothes we could throw away afterwards and supplied us with rubber boots. I was unloading trucks by hand, walking the boxes over to a raised area for a couple of days.

Day two the Army Navy truck shows up, gives out hip waders, gloves and boots...and there was much rejoicing from us, the helpers.

Our flood was nothing like the Houston flood, but people living on the river still lost their homes to damage or paid thousands to renovate. There were a couple of underground parking garages downtown. They filled up...cars within started floating around and banging into each other. Our flood happened over the space of a few hours...and people were evacuated immediately without choice or discussion. So at that moment, it was the little things that mattered. Hot meals, tents being donated, people with homes outside of the flood area opening their doors to strangers to sleep over for a few days. Some of the support was pretty cool to hear about.

RBP
08-30-2017, 07:06 PM
would the us accept help? No, it shows weakness also, nobody likes their offer of help declined

can any other country offer anything that the us can't provide or access itself? no

#quityourwhining

We routinely turn down assistance.

KevinD
08-31-2017, 12:07 AM
River is supposed to crest tonight. Finally have found some pics of our subdivision. Doesn't look good. Guaranteed garage flooded, most likely guest house did (that I just almost finished renovating). With a bit of luck, main house won't have water in it. Hope to make an exploratory trip home tomorrow or fri.
My brother in law works as a field tech for verizon. He's sorta near the area, and spent the last few hours trying to get to my neighborhood. Can't get there due to road closures

KevinD
08-31-2017, 12:09 AM
https://scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/21200760_1442713619142745_4227635193317251910_o.jp g?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=a2f78a8868007efd095830502733e7f5&oe=5A59E714
This is the entrance to my neighborhood

KevinD
08-31-2017, 12:13 AM
So, got some beer, one of my guitars and the katana mini amp. Working on "House of the Rising Sun" tonight.

Pony
08-31-2017, 01:41 AM
That's not looking too promising. :(

Muddy
08-31-2017, 02:00 AM
https://scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/21200760_1442713619142745_4227635193317251910_o.jp g?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=a2f78a8868007efd095830502733e7f5&oe=5A59E714
This is the entrance to my neighborhood

Wow.. Are you there yet?

deebakes
08-31-2017, 03:08 AM
best regards to all of your family kev :empathy:

KevinD
08-31-2017, 03:36 AM
No, not going to try to get there till maybe tomorrow or more likely friday. Nothing to be done, so, will wait for water to go down, then see.

RBP
08-31-2017, 03:38 AM
No, not going to try to get there till maybe tomorrow or more likely friday. Nothing to be done, so, will wait for water to go down, then see.

Where is your family?

Teh One Who Knocks
08-31-2017, 10:35 AM
Hopefully it's not as bad at your place as looks Kev

Teh One Who Knocks
08-31-2017, 10:35 AM
Try the rye or the kaiser
They're on special tonight
If you want, you can have an appetizer
You might like our salami and the liver's all right
And they'd really go well with the rye
Or the kaiser

KevinD
08-31-2017, 12:57 PM
Wife, faughter, animals and important documents all evacuated to San Antonio thursday last week before Harvery made land fall. I got here Tues. So, just drink beer, swimming in pool, playing guitar and generally hanging out till can get home. Luckily I'm just starting my days off, so I'll have all next week to deal with things.

Hal-9000
08-31-2017, 06:26 PM
This may be a Canadian thing only. If you can find it, buy it. Probably the best tasting Greek yogurt on the market.

All natural, some sugar and it tastes like ice cream or cake icing :lol:

Yummy stuff that's good for you :thumbsup:



http://i.imgur.com/iqrnqWf.jpg

Teh One Who Knocks
08-31-2017, 06:47 PM
This may be a Canadian thing only. If you can find it, buy it. Probably the best tasting Greek yogurt on the market.

All natural, some sugar and it tastes like ice cream or cake icing :lol:

Yummy stuff that's good for you :thumbsup:



http://i.imgur.com/iqrnqWf.jpg

Yogurt? :-s



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9uBvoYLvYE

Hal-9000
08-31-2017, 07:13 PM
Oh sure. Just because I gave blowjobs to those 12 guys I get labeled.

so judgmental [-(

Teh One Who Knocks
08-31-2017, 07:14 PM
:suspect:

Hugh_Janus
08-31-2017, 09:34 PM
why do people feel the need to come ant dalk to me when I'm obviously busy?

Teh One Who Knocks
09-01-2017, 06:30 PM
Why does my neck hurt so badly? :wha:

Hal-9000
09-01-2017, 06:47 PM
I get a bad neck after sleeping from my tooth occlusion being so crappy...I feel your pain daily :|

sometimes if you stand up and bring your hands with straight arms from your waist to meet over your head and touch quickly (palms flat and out), then back down and repeat a few times vigorously...you can unkink your neck a bit

Teh One Who Knocks
09-01-2017, 06:48 PM
It's been sore and stiff for awhile, it's just extra painful today. I'll give that a try though :thumbsup:

Hal-9000
09-01-2017, 06:50 PM
it's weird but if you can force a kind of chiro release, it can eliminate quite a bit of stiffness and pain

getting there with your neck though is a little doggy at times :lol:

DemonGeminiX
09-01-2017, 08:41 PM
Wow. The local AA Minor League team here has caught fire, clinched their division, and is now headed to the playoffs after starting the season dead last.

Hal-9000
09-01-2017, 08:45 PM
Hey DGX, when you have time google Kerbal Space Program. It's a vehicle building simulator that apparently follows real physics and space flight rules.

I just picked it up today...see you six months from now :lol:

Hal-9000
09-01-2017, 08:46 PM
On Steam there are over 33000 reviews and it gets 10/10 on average :thumbsup:

Just watched one tutorial and man, it is involved.

DemonGeminiX
09-01-2017, 09:53 PM
What does it cost?

:-k

RBP
09-01-2017, 10:18 PM
Wow. The local AA Minor League team here has caught fire, clinched their division, and is now headed to the playoffs after starting the season dead last.

They still have Negro leagues in Georgia?

DemonGeminiX
09-01-2017, 10:42 PM
They still have Negro leagues in Georgia?

:-s

No. The Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp is the AA minor league affiliate of the Miami Marlins.

Yes, the name is that ridiculous. The new owner changed the name. They used to be called the Jacksonville Suns.

deebakes
09-02-2017, 03:28 AM
i woke up this morning thinking about how long it would be before all professional sports teams ended up with new names because their current ones are deemed offensive :-k

DemonGeminiX
09-02-2017, 03:43 AM
You must be bored. :lol:

deebakes
09-02-2017, 04:02 AM
i was thinking about the school banning the washington redskins gear and thinking, "i assume next is blackhawks and indians. how long before someone says vikings is a derogatory term for people from northern europe? and what about the patriots? and the cowboys?"



i don't think i slept very well last night :-k

Godfather
09-02-2017, 05:53 AM
I am drunk but home early, does it get any better? Long weekend baby wassuppp

RBP
09-02-2017, 09:57 AM
:-s

No. The Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp is the AA minor league affiliate of the Miami Marlins.

Yes, the name is that ridiculous. The new owner changed the name. They used to be called the Jacksonville Suns.

https://i.imgur.com/Lf0mtin.png?1

RBP
09-02-2017, 10:01 AM
i was thinking about the school banning the washington redskins gear and thinking, "i assume next is blackhawks and indians. how long before someone says vikings is a derogatory term for people from northern europe? and what about the patriots? and the cowboys?"

i don't think i slept very well last night :-k

Why stop there? The name Minneapolis is culturally appropriated the Dakota Sioux word for water.

RBP
09-02-2017, 10:02 AM
I am drunk but home early, does it get any better? Long weekend baby wassuppp

Yes. Getting woken up with a blowie the next morning.

deebakes
09-02-2017, 01:18 PM
Why stop there? The name Minneapolis is culturally appropriated the Dakota Sioux word for water.

exactly :|

DemonGeminiX
09-02-2017, 06:14 PM
I wonder when the OLED prices will drop?

:-k

Hal-9000
09-02-2017, 07:04 PM
What does it cost?

:-k

Around 40 dollars give or take depending on which side of the border you're on.

Oh man :lol: Depth doesn't even begin to cover this game. I did a few tutorials and was lost on the 'simple' explanations just trying to get a basic ship into orbit. It's essentially this huge sandbox game where you create vehicles, complete missions and contracts, and do science experiments to gain points and advance in a tech tree of parts. Failure is expected and happens often, thereby creating your learning curve. I got lost when they explained the apoapsis and periapsis of orbits :lol:

Imagine this - In sandbox mode you can choose any part you want and click it on the vehicle. Then, you right click on the part and can adjust a myriad of things within the part. Thrusters, decouplers, boosters, electrical devices, burn ratios...knowing what to do and when to do it is half the battle.

I created a simple two stage rocket with the intent of a suborbital flight (launch the rocket, go up a few kilometers, burn all fuel and come back down using a parachute) and three hours later I got the staging correct so my fuel tank didn't jettison at the same time my parachute opened :lol: On my first attempt at achieving orbit, they made me build a ship and it had five stages I had to organize. Staging is what order you put things in during a chain of events.

I can't relay here how complex or deep this game is. There's a sandbox mode with all parts and tech trees available, a science mode where you learn how to build rockets and collect science data, and a career mode where you earn money and science points to advance in the game.

Oh yeah...there are Kerbal pilots, scientists, engineers that look cute (think Minions with green faces) and you take them on missions. They gain experience from doing EVA's outside of the craft and experiments (and living through missions). There's an inflight graphic of their face when flying and the expressions are hilarious depending on what you're doing. I put one pilot in a 17G spin, because I wasn't using the pitch, yaw and attitude controls properly and his look was pure :shock:

You can also build planes and other vehicles. There is an entire solar system of planets and moons they want you to visit. Since I can't even get my ghetto trashcan into orbit, it will probably be weeks before I can attempt career mode and leave the planet.

Godfather
09-02-2017, 07:10 PM
KSP is fun but the learning curve was too steep for me to put any real time into it :lol:

Hal-9000
09-02-2017, 07:20 PM
KSP is fun but the learning curve was too steep for me to put any real time into it :lol:

Man they put those Minion-type guys on the interface explanations and I think - This is going to be gay and super cutesy, what a waste.

I start the tutorials around 8:30 last night....look at the clock again and it's 12:30..and I haven't even got a ship into orbit yet :lol:

Youtube vid with an astronaut trying to play it and he's amazed at the realworld physics and tweaking necessary for lift, fuel use and steps involved to achieve orbit. Did you know that getting into orbit is simply trying to overshoot a mark and then falling in controlled manner until physics help the craft stabilize? :lol: Ya, me too...

Godfather
09-02-2017, 07:42 PM
I saw that astronaut vid :lol: He definitely had an advantage, but damn is that game still ever hard.

Hal you playing anything else recently? If I remember right you're not so big on online games, but I'm loving Playerunknown's Battlegrounds right now. Basically 100 players in 1, 2 or 4 man teams all parachute from a plane onto a 2km x 2km open island with small towns and villages where you have to loot houses and pick up weapons, ammo and other gear, and find vehicles to move around. The playable zone slowly shrinks forcing you to fight closer and closer to each other. Last team or man standing wins the round (usually takes around 20-30 mins a game if you survive till the end). It's hilarious and surprisingly intense near the end.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arRAp_6GXfM

Hal-9000
09-02-2017, 08:01 PM
Naw my life took a left turn a couple of years ago so I had to ensure I didn't fall into the pit of self despair and go online constantly. So I backed away from posting and game playing.

That said I've put over 1300 hours into Skyrim Steam tells me :lol:

I only game about two hours per week and found some little cool games like Inside and Limbo. Google 'Limbo pc game' and check out the simplistic side scrolling black and white graphics. You have to figure out how to get the boy from left to right in each screen and it's probably one of the most atmospheric and best games I've played :thumbsup:

The game you mention above looks intense. I still don't play online much, but I did throw in Battlefield Vietnam on my last install, just for old time's sake.

Hugh_Janus
09-03-2017, 08:21 AM
fuckin rain... I don't wanna get wet :meh::

Godfather
09-03-2017, 05:12 PM
Oh god dammit reddit... there are people who are very wrong on the internet today. This is going to take a lot of keyboard banging. Why do I do this to myself?

Hal-9000
09-03-2017, 06:09 PM
Oh god dammit reddit... there are people who are very wrong on the internet today. This is going to take a lot of keyboard banging. Why do I do this to myself?

I asked the same question as I struggled through the orbiting 101 tutorial in KSP last night :x

May have to face facts and never get a spaceship into space. Now I know what fckn North Korea feels like :lol:

Godfather
09-03-2017, 09:25 PM
Can you cheat a little and watch a youtube video on getting an intro rocket into space? I played this game where you build catapults for a while and found it really helped jump start my imagination in the game.

DemonGeminiX
09-03-2017, 10:37 PM
BTW, Hal, your movie was on TCM last night. Demon Seed.

Hal-9000
09-03-2017, 10:54 PM
Can you cheat a little and watch a youtube video on getting an intro rocket into space? I played this game where you build catapults for a while and found it really helped jump start my imagination in the game.

There's a Scottish guy named Scott Manley who is an astronomer and has done just that, about 15 how-to Youtube videos on KSP :thumbsup:

He makes it look effortless but it still doesn't fill in the blanks as to when (and why) you use a retrograde burn at 65% or when you need three solid fuel tanks and a decoupler rather than liquid fuel :lol:

Goofy
09-04-2017, 08:23 AM
I saw that astronaut vid :lol: He definitely had an advantage, but damn is that game still ever hard.

Hal you playing anything else recently? If I remember right you're not so big on online games, but I'm loving Playerunknown's Battlegrounds right now. Basically 100 players in 1, 2 or 4 man teams all parachute from a plane onto a 2km x 2km open island with small towns and villages where you have to loot houses and pick up weapons, ammo and other gear, and find vehicles to move around. The playable zone slowly shrinks forcing you to fight closer and closer to each other. Last team or man standing wins the round (usually takes around 20-30 mins a game if you survive till the end). It's hilarious and surprisingly intense near the end.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arRAp_6GXfM


Im impatiently waiting on PUBG coming out for the xbox :tapfoot:


You had many chicken dinners mate?

Godfather
09-04-2017, 06:29 PM
Quite a few ya! Got a group of 5-6 buddies who play, a couple of them played a lot of H1Z1 and are very good :lol: Only had two solo wins so far though, it's hard.

KevinD
09-04-2017, 08:27 PM
Relieved. Flooding could have been much worse.

deebakes
09-05-2017, 12:36 AM
thanks for the update kev, hope cleanup goes well

Godfather
09-05-2017, 01:22 AM
Glad to hear that Kev!!

DemonGeminiX
09-05-2017, 05:01 AM
Tip: If you have a wireless USB mouse and you have the dongle plugged into a back USB port of your desktop computer, and the mouse is having a dodgy performance, skipping, not clicking, jumping all over the place... if you have a front USB port, plug the dongle into that instead and your issues should clear up. I don't know why, but I'm thinking that the electronics inside the computer (possibly a wireless internet connection?) is causing havoc/interfering with the wireless signal your mouse needs to do its thing.

That's what happened to me.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pele5vptVgc&ab_channel=fiegepilz

Pony
09-05-2017, 11:46 AM
I had to do that with mine. Old mouse was fine in the back, new one has to be in the front. Must be the frequency it's on.

Teh One Who Knocks
09-05-2017, 11:48 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWkMhCLkVOg

DemonGeminiX
09-05-2017, 12:49 PM
I had to do that with mine. Old mouse was fine in the back, new one has to be in the front. Must be the frequency it's on.

Yeah, my mouse is on the 2.4 GHz range... and so is my wireless connection. My mouse was all dodgy but the wireless was fine. I guess I know which one's stronger. :lol:



In other news, Irma is now a Cat 5 and it looks like it may hit South Florida. We'll know more in a few days or so, but best to start getting prepared. I may need to evac... or maybe not. Not sure yet.

The crazy thing is that there's two more systems looking to develop into hurricanes, one in the Gulf down by Mexico, and one right behind Irma.

Teh One Who Knocks
09-05-2017, 12:51 PM
'Cause I live and breathe this Philadelphia freedom
From the day that I was born I've waved the flag
Philadelphia freedom took me knee high to a man
Mm, gave me a piece of mama, daddy never had

Hal-9000
09-05-2017, 04:04 PM
Same DNA, but born this way.
Same DNA, but born this way...

Teh One Who Knocks
09-05-2017, 05:07 PM
Such a horrible headache today :|

Hal-9000
09-05-2017, 05:13 PM
Don't be a drag, just be a queen.


(3x)

Hal-9000
09-05-2017, 05:14 PM
Such a horrible headache today :|

I have far too much advice on this subject. You've tried caffeine, neck stretches and pills?

Then go home and post from there, headache will improve :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
09-05-2017, 05:18 PM
I have far too much advice on this subject. You've tried caffeine, neck stretches and pills?

Then go home and post from there, headache will improve :thumbsup:

I wish I could go home :lol:

Actually, I just came from there. I came to work, had to go home to take the wife to her doctor's appointment to get her back procedure done, wait, take her back home, and then come back to work. So here I am. Tada!

Hal-9000
09-05-2017, 05:20 PM
and I just went out and bought some Nanaimo Bars and Brownies between posts and thought I was being productive


you win :lol:

Hal-9000
09-05-2017, 05:21 PM
*hope the wife is okay

Teh One Who Knocks
09-05-2017, 05:26 PM
and I just went out and bought some Nanaimo Bars and Brownies between posts and thought I was being productive


you win :lol:

100+ miles of driving already today :lol:


*hope the wife is okay

She is, it was a planned procedure.

Hal-9000
09-05-2017, 06:54 PM
Holy crap....looking for winter tires and for 18" tires with TPMS I'm not sure I can afford them

Teh One Who Knocks
09-05-2017, 06:59 PM
Temporal Premature Moose Sensing? :-k

Hal-9000
09-05-2017, 07:02 PM
If I have a blonde girl as a date in the passenger seat, it measures the air pressure in her head.

and the associated probability of me getting laid that night :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
09-05-2017, 07:03 PM
Thoughtful Possum Migration Season? :-k

Hal-9000
09-05-2017, 07:17 PM
total pussy mitigating smell





:lol:

Hal-9000
09-05-2017, 07:24 PM
damn these fruit cups!!! :x

They fill them to the brim with juice and it's impossible to remove the tops without spilling them.

Fruit cup engineer - total fail you asswipe






https://i.imgur.com/IdRWq61.jpg

DemonGeminiX
09-05-2017, 08:46 PM
Irma is now a Cat 5 and there's a mandatory evacuation for nonresidents in Key West. The Florida state governor was on the TV telling people to get ready for the worst.

It's not even projected to hit Florida until Saturday or Sunday.

This bitch is a monster.

Godfather
09-06-2017, 06:00 AM
Hmm the new chair is a bit lower than I'd like for this desk... do I cut the legs lower on the desk, or return the chair.... it's a really nice chair :lol:

Pony
09-06-2017, 10:38 AM
Grow a bigger ass.

Teh One Who Knocks
09-06-2017, 10:47 AM
Hmm the new chair is a bit lower than I'd like for this desk... do I cut the legs lower on the desk, or return the chair.... it's a really nice chair :lol:

Sit on a phone book? :-k


Wait, does GF even know what a phone book is? :shock:

Teh One Who Knocks
09-06-2017, 02:42 PM
https://i.imgur.com/KPcnkzx.jpg

The haze here is soooo bad from all those fires in Montana, Washington, and Oregon. The jet stream is sending all the smoke this way. They're telling people with breathing problems not to go outside unless it's absolutely necessary.

Hal-9000
09-06-2017, 04:19 PM
We've had similar days all summer. I think our smoke is coming from the BC fires. There have been a couple of days where the smoke smelled so thick in the morning, I went outside and walked around the house and garage because I was sure something was on fire.

DemonGeminiX
09-06-2017, 05:05 PM
:meh: Fuckin' hurricanes.

DemonGeminiX
09-06-2017, 09:18 PM
:dunno:

Now they got this fucking thing forecast headed straight for my area as a major hurricane and it's supposed to get here on Monday.

Muddy
09-06-2017, 09:41 PM
Tuesday here.

Godfather
09-07-2017, 01:29 AM
https://i.imgur.com/KPcnkzx.jpg

The haze here is soooo bad from all those fires in Montana, Washington, and Oregon. The jet stream is sending all the smoke this way. They're telling people with breathing problems not to go outside unless it's absolutely necessary.

It's really bad here too, I'll try and remember to snap a pic next time I'm out. Really gross.

deebakes
09-07-2017, 03:15 AM
it's fall here :shrug:

Teh One Who Knocks
09-07-2017, 04:01 PM
How is babby formed?

Muddy
09-07-2017, 04:03 PM
How is babby formed?

Put wee wee in Vagoo..

DemonGeminiX
09-07-2017, 04:45 PM
I have water and supplies and I have gas ($2.70/gallon... motherfuckers). My chargers are being charged, my garmin is fully updated. My gun mags are full. The only thing I don't have is a hotel room booked, but I'll sort that out once I know where this bitch is headed and where I need to go to avoid it. I may just hunker down, but if we're told to evacuate and I can't find any open rooms, I have friends in Atlanta and Tennessee. I may just head out to the Panhandle like I did last year with Matthew. We'll see.

So I'm good, for now.

Goofy
09-07-2017, 05:05 PM
Scary stuff over there, stay safe fellas :ok:

DemonGeminiX
09-07-2017, 05:24 PM
A voluntary evacuation has been issued for my county.

Hal-9000
09-07-2017, 05:32 PM
I have water and supplies and I have gas ($2.70/gallon... motherfuckers). My chargers are being charged, my garmin is fully updated. My gun mags are full. The only thing I don't have is a hotel room booked, but I'll sort that out once I know where this bitch is headed and where I need to go to avoid it. I may just hunker down, but if we're told to evacuate and I can't find any open rooms, I have friends in Atlanta and Tennessee. I may just head out to the Panhandle like I did last year with Matthew. We'll see.

So I'm good, for now.

You still got the rockin Honda? Maybe a quick once over would be an idea in case you have to take off.

Teh One Who Knocks
09-07-2017, 05:33 PM
A voluntary evacuation has been issued for my county.

Don't go, stick it to The Man :hand:

Hal-9000
09-07-2017, 05:37 PM
Don't go, stick it to The Man :hand:

Then DGX will be like that president who stayed on the mountain...was it during a volcanic eruption?

Hal-9000
09-07-2017, 05:39 PM
Ya it was Truman and they think he died in the Mount St. Helens eruption.

My parents were on holidays in Montana when that happened and drove close to it and brought back a plastic baggie full of gray/white ash from the side of the highway.

Looked like coke at first :shock:

Teh One Who Knocks
09-07-2017, 05:42 PM
Ya it was Truman and they think he died in the Mount St. Helens eruption.

My parents were on holidays in Montana when that happened and drove close to it and brought back a plastic baggie full of gray/white ash from the side of the highway.

Looked like coke at first :shock:

Coke is a dark brown/black fizzy liquid :hand:

Hal-9000
09-07-2017, 05:43 PM
Coke is a dark brown/black fizzy liquid :hand:

*Mom and Dad return after holiday holding up a plastic baggie full of powder*

Look at what we brought you back from the States!!!


:shock:

Teh One Who Knocks
09-07-2017, 06:03 PM
Sea Monkeys? :-s

DemonGeminiX
09-07-2017, 06:06 PM
You still got the rockin Honda? Maybe a quick once over would be an idea in case you have to take off.

I already had the oil changed earlier this month. They told me it was fine, but the exhaust system will need to be looked at in a little while. It's making a little noise when I start the car up. But it's nothing detrimental. Maybe a little corrosion in the catalytic converter. It can wait. It's not hurting the car's operation any. I'm good for a little road trip.


Don't go, stick it to The Man :hand:

I'm gonna wait and see where this thing curves to. If she comes up into Florida like the models have been projecting, I'll head out on Saturday or Sunday. I'll know by Saturday night/Sunday morning. I'll probably have to push out to Alabama or up to Tennessee. It seems everything's booked up, hotel-wise, in Georgia away from the coast. I couldn't find anything in North Georgia. I'll check the hotels in the Panhandle again in a day or so.

The current forecast line has it slamming into the southeastern part of Florida down by Miami, then curving back out to the Atlantic and up into Savannah/South Carolina. If that holds, we'll get some heavy winds and a some flooding. I'm not sure how much flooding, because when Matthew swung by last year, I was in a house closer to the coastline and the ground was barely wet the day after when we got home, and the house was fine. That was ground level. I think the brunt of the surge was taken by the base and the barrier islands. There was a little flooding downtown, but nowhere near where I was. The house I'm in now is supposedly on higher ground and further away from the coast by 10-15 miles.

Regardless, if I have to move, I'll be like Fievel and go west.

Teh One Who Knocks
09-07-2017, 06:10 PM
Regardless, if I have to move, I'll be like Fievel and go west.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOB4VdlkzO4

DemonGeminiX
09-07-2017, 06:11 PM
And Governor Deal just issued a mandatory evacuation to take place on Saturday for all coastal counties one hour ago. That includes me.

Guess I should get ready to skedaddle.

Muddy
09-07-2017, 06:15 PM
KMD, Did I miss the flood pics? Was everything OK?

Hal-9000
09-07-2017, 06:16 PM
And Governor Deal just issued a mandatory evacuation for all coastal counties one hour ago. That includes me.

Guess I should get ready to skedaddle.

Can you stop somewhere and load up with snacks and water etc? May sound strange but one year I went camping with a suitcase full of dry goods snacks. Buddies made fun of me until day two when we couldn't light a fire because of rain and cook anything.

Muddy
09-07-2017, 06:21 PM
Dont be a pussy Demon, your trailer will be just fine.. All you have to do is pray.. Or click thanks 5 times, that counts as like 25 prayers...

Teh One Who Knocks
09-07-2017, 06:32 PM
Dont be a pussy Demon, your trailer will be just fine.. All you have to do is pray.. Or click thanks 5 times, that counts as like 25 prayers...

https://i.imgur.com/zHlcWPF.jpg

DemonGeminiX
09-07-2017, 06:37 PM
Can you stop somewhere and load up with snacks and water etc? May sound strange but one year I went camping with a suitcase full of dry goods snacks. Buddies made fun of me until day two when we couldn't light a fire because of rain and cook anything.

I've got supplies. I'll get a hotel room somewhere safe. They'll probably have restaurants there too, so I probably won't have to cook a can of beans in the can over a campfire.


Dont be a pussy Demon, your trailer will be just fine.. All you have to do is pray.. Or click thanks 5 times, that counts as like 25 prayers...

Come on down here and check into one of our fine bed and breakfast hotels down by the river on Sunday. Plan to stay through Wednesday. Give me your cell number and I'll text you to see how it's going. You can give me the blow by blow and let me know how much of a pussy I was for leaving.

And I live in a house... for now. It might not be here when I get back.

Hal-9000
09-07-2017, 06:37 PM
https://i.imgur.com/zHlcWPF.jpg



Joel - Hmmm, you're white, under 50 and look to be educated and upper middle class. COME RIGHT IN!

DGX - :)

Muddy
09-07-2017, 06:46 PM
Come on down here and check into one of our fine bed and breakfast hotels down by the river on Sunday. Plan to stay through Wednesday. Give me your cell number and I'll text you to see how it's going. You can give me the blow by blow and let me know how much of a pussy I was for leaving.

And I live in a house... for now. It might not be here when I get back.

Just poking the bear.. :mrgreen:

DemonGeminiX
09-07-2017, 07:02 PM
Just poking the bear.. :mrgreen:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feeIOZH7wr4&ab_channel=Movieclips

Hal-9000
09-07-2017, 07:08 PM
I've got supplies. I'll get a hotel room somewhere safe. They'll probably have restaurants there too, so I probably won't have to cook a can of beans in the can over a campfire.

I realize that man, it was a form of advice for a just in case scenario...that works.

Be safe

DemonGeminiX
09-07-2017, 07:23 PM
That was a joke. Sorry if you took it the wrong way. I'm kinda miffed right now, but I'm trying to keep it light. I'm not very fond of these forced road trips.

Hal-9000
09-07-2017, 07:25 PM
Can't imagine dude. I hope that thing passes on by and your place is okay. (and you)

Muddy
09-07-2017, 07:37 PM
Did someone say Milfs?

Teh One Who Knocks
09-07-2017, 07:58 PM
GILFS? :-s

Hal-9000
09-07-2017, 08:31 PM
HILFS? :-s

RBP
09-07-2017, 09:12 PM
Dont be a pussy Demon, your trailer will be just fine.. All you have to do is pray.. Or click thanks 5 times, that counts as like 25 prayers...

Careful, Muddy... that monster turns a little more north and you're ass is in the wind too!

RBP
09-07-2017, 09:13 PM
And Governor Deal just issued a mandatory evacuation to take place on Saturday for all coastal counties one hour ago. That includes me.

Guess I should get ready to skedaddle.

Glad you're heading out. Godspeed.

KevinD
09-07-2017, 10:01 PM
Stay safe Demon (and Muddy) if it heads that way. If want to make road trip to Houston area, no longer have guest house, but have wheelchair friendly home, and a guest bedroom you're welcome to.

DemonGeminiX
09-07-2017, 10:09 PM
Actually, if current projections hold, then my ass ain't going anywhere. It's currently forecast to weaken as it moves up the Florida peninsula and reach here as a category 1 hurricane or a tropical storm. I've slept through both of those in the past.

I'll keep an eye on the projections.

Pony
09-07-2017, 10:10 PM
Stay safe Demon (and Muddy) if it heads that way. If want to make road trip to Houston area, no longer have guest house, but have wheelchair friendly home, and a guest bedroom you're welcome to.

Guest house get full of water? :huh:

DemonGeminiX
09-07-2017, 10:30 PM
I do appreciate the offer Kev.

Muddy
09-07-2017, 11:15 PM
Careful, Muddy... that monster turns a little more north and you're ass is in the wind too!

Im totally giving him shit. :)

KevinD
09-07-2017, 11:23 PM
Guest house get full of water? :huh:
Yeah, it got about 2 inches in it. Just enough to ruin new flooring I'd put down. Verdict is still out on subfloor. Will see what it looks like when I get back from work in a couple weeks. Removed flooring and baseboards already. Just waiting for it to dry out.

I do appreciate the offer Kev.
No worries. It's an open invite.

KevinD
09-07-2017, 11:24 PM
Oh. Had about 2ft water in garage. Lost lots of power tools. Gas cans spilled over, and used oil containers overflowed, so that's everywhere.

Pony
09-07-2017, 11:33 PM
Was there drywall and insulation on the walls that got wet? That stuff will wick up a couple feet and cause mold inside the wall.

Pony
09-07-2017, 11:34 PM
Oh. Had about 2ft water in garage. Lost lots of power tools. Gas cans spilled over, and used oil containers overflowed, so that's everywhere.

Shit. What a mess.