Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[lost in melb.]

This is the raw wood I started with. I had a specific, old 50's Sears and Roebuck look I was going for, and I really liked the characteristics of this Ponderosa Pine.

http://i450.photobucket.com/albums/qq223/kmdracer/20171128_123920_zpsjpxegtnh.jpg

http://i450.photobucket.com/albums/qq223/kmdracer/20171128_123916_zpsxornrjki.jpg

First rough cuts:

http://i450.photobucket.com/albums/qq223/kmdracer/20171128_143128_zpskiokrpr1.jpg

http://i450.photobucket.com/albums/qq223/kmdracer/20171128_160236_zpsgcudjhgp.jpg

The rest was sanding, shaping the edges, 3 coats of stain (2 different colors) 5 coats of wax, burnishing to OEM shiny black plastics for a more worn look, etc.


Love these kind of pics. Nice looking wood, looks solid is that a native pine?

[lost in melb.]

We got up leaves today and had to drag them down to the street on a tarp. Days like this where I can feel my age. Im moving mighty slow right now.

It's the weekend. I'm sure if you did that kind of work every day you'd get your physical tone back

[KevinD]

Love these kind of pics. Nice looking wood, looks solid is that a native pine?

As far as I kniw, ponderosa is native to North Amerca. Iirc, it's fairly slow growing for Pine. There's one on my family land in Mississippi that is over 200 years old, trunk is about 3ft in diameter. It was (and still is ( my favorite tree when I was youbg.

[KevinD]

We got up leaves today and had to drag them down to the street on a tarp. Days like this where I can feel my age. Im moving mighty slow right now.

Get one of these, or a pull along if you have a riding mower. I bought one for my mower years ago and love it!

https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/a87774a4-7130-4d49-8978-817d2a574402_1.e32360efb95ff2cc552ea17905570ff6.jp eg?odnHeight=450&odnWidth=450&odnBg=FFFFFF

[Muddy]

Get one of these, or a pull along if you have a riding mower. I bought one for my mower years ago and love it!

https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/a87774a4-7130-4d49-8978-817d2a574402_1.e32360efb95ff2cc552ea17905570ff6.jp eg?odnHeight=450&odnWidth=450&odnBg=FFFFFF

Nice.. Let me post a pic of this bohemoth we got up this weekend.. i bet its 15 foot wide, 5 feet high and over 20 foot long..packed down by kids doing flips into it..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Welp, the place I was buying all my dog food from (chewy.com) has now started collecting state AND local sales tax. :| Still, they have better prices than every local retailer and free shipping, so I order it and it shows up on my doorstep 2 to 3 days later, so the convenience is worth it still.

[Muddy]

Welp, the place I was buying all my dog food from (chewy.com) has now started collecting state AND local sales tax. :| Still, they have better prices than every local retailer and free shipping, so I order it and it shows up on my doorstep 2 to 3 days later, so the convenience is worth it still.

That place sure sprung up fast and rose to a behemoth..

[RBP]

Welp, the place I was buying all my dog food from (chewy.com) has now started collecting state AND local sales tax. :| Still, they have better prices than every local retailer and free shipping, so I order it and it shows up on my doorstep 2 to 3 days later, so the convenience is worth it still.

Ours often arrives next day. It's crazy.

As for the taxes, you'd be paying those locally, and technically you owe them if not collected, so that doesn't get under my skin.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That place sure sprung up fast and rose to a behemoth..

I looked at my account, been buying from them since 2013. I don't even remember how I found them now, but they have saved me a lot of money in those 4 years.


Ours often arrives next day. It's crazy.

As for the taxes, you'd be paying those locally, and technically you owe them if not collected, so that doesn't get under my skin.

Most of the stuff they ship to me comes from Dallas, and it's usually here in 2 days, it all depends on when I place my order, but it's never more than 3 days.

As far as the taxes go, the only reason online retailers are collecting tax now is because states have been trying to strong arm them into collecting it because the states can't keep their spending under control and were whining about all the tax money they were losing to the online retailers.

[Hal-9000]

Just reading about how Jim Henson died, weird story and he was only 53.

And talk about one of the saddest funerals of all time...Big Bird singing it's not easy being green and choking up throughout is a heart-melter.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Just reading about how Jim Henson died, weird story and he was only 53.

And talk about one of the saddest funerals of all time...Big Bird singing it's not easy being green and choking up throughout is a heart-melter.

:-s

[Hal-9000]

:-s

Sadness, it's what normal humans experience when something sad happens :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sadness, it's what normal humans experience when something sad happens :x

:beatdown: Sad :beatdown: this! :beatdown:

[Hal-9000]

:(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance2:

[Hal-9000]

:bully:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:bully:

:beatdown:

[Hal-9000]

Now, I only see Shaggy saying zoinks with every hit on that one :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Now, I only see Shaggy saying zoinks with every hit on that one :lol:

:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

One, two, three, who should I kill?
Every motherfucker running up the hill
One, two, three, what should I do?
Get fucked up and fuck up you

[DemonGeminiX]

Look, I understand that the holiday rush is hard to handle, but if you're gonna charge my credit card, you better be damn sure that you're shipping my fucking order, and you do not charge my credit card until my order ships.

[DemonGeminiX]

Also, that jalapeño was crazy hot. Way hotter than the jalapeños that I bought in the past.

[DemonGeminiX]

They're out of stock and it's 11 hours until the sale ends. They went out of stock and restocked once before... will they restock again?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

They're out of stock and it's 11 hours until the sale ends. They went out of stock and restocked once before... will they restock again?

:-k

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Godfather]

Did you guys know that in 1944 to raise war bonds for WWII, a 3-way baseball game was organize? It took a math prof to help structure and scorekeep :lol: Each inning a team would field once and bat twice, each team playing six innings. It raised $50M in war bonds.

https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/just-because-june-26-1944---dodgers-vs-yankees-vs-giants/

[RBP]

Did you guys know that in 1944 to raise war bonds for WWII, a 3-way baseball game was organize? It took a math prof to help structure and scorekeep :lol: Each inning a team would field once and bat twice, each team playing six innings. It raised $50M in war bonds.

https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/just-because-june-26-1944---dodgers-vs-yankees-vs-giants/

What? People being asked to, and voluntarily, paying for war?

[DemonGeminiX]

They're out of stock and it's 11 hours until the sale ends. They went out of stock and restocked once before... will they restock again?

Well, it looks like they've extended the sale, but they're still out of stock.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Did you guys know that in 1944 to raise war bonds for WWII, a 3-way baseball game was organize? It took a math prof to help structure and scorekeep :lol: Each inning a team would field once and bat twice, each team playing six innings. It raised $50M in war bonds.

https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/just-because-june-26-1944---dodgers-vs-yankees-vs-giants/


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHVPutfveVs


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80EHWa6LSq8

[DemonGeminiX]

Ordering from Sam's Club online is absolutely awful. I ordered that TV on Black Friday and I'm still waiting for them to move on the god damned thing. I've called their CSD several times and they keep giving me bullshit lip service.

[RBP]

Who changed the tag? :lol:

[lost in melb.]

This gal I bonked last night has texted me with a pic standing next to her bike in full lycra. Tempted to post it :)

[Muddy]

Do it where only we can see

[DemonGeminiX]

Ordering from Sam's Club online is absolutely awful. I ordered that TV on Black Friday and I'm still waiting for them to move on the god damned thing. I've called their CSD several times and they keep giving me bullshit lip service.

I bitch on the forum and 2 hours later I get an email notification that it has shipped.

[Godfather]

This dude on Youtube makes relaxing space-themed time lapses rendered in a video game (I guess for background noise as you study). It's literally just visuals of space with free symphony music in the background... and he just got demonetized as 'not advertiser friendly.' What in the fuck Youtube :lol:

[Godfather]

I bitch on the forum and 2 hours later I get an email notification that it has shipped.

Sucks that you sometimes have to take it to that level, but I'm finding more and more it's the only thing that works with big companies... had a very similar experience with a grocer last month

[DemonGeminiX]

Not on their forum, just here. I just thought the timing was odd that I post here about shit not moving and then it starts moving after getting no indication from the company through their CSD that it's going to move at all.

[Godfather]

Ohh gotcha :lol: Well, in any case I find that if a company is ignoring you via the standard means (email/website), bugging them on Twitter gets their attention very quickly...

[DemonGeminiX]

Ohh gotcha :lol: Well, in any case I find that if a company is ignoring you via the standard means (email/website), bugging them on Twitter gets their attention very quickly...

I was just saying to a buddy of mine yesterday, that if I had a significant presence on Youtube and Twitter and they started getting word that a Youtube celebrity was slagging them in a video and it was being talked about all over Twitter, not only would that TV be here in under a day, but they'd probably upgrade it to something better and throw in some other cool shit to go along with it so I'd be nice to them in future videos.

[Pony]

I bitch on the forum and 2 hours later I get an email notification that it has shipped.

You're welcome.

[Goofy]

Who changed the tag? :lol:
:whistle:





8-[





:theyareontome:
I bitch on the forum and 2 hours later I get an email notification that it has shipped.
:watching:

[Muddy]

Big Brother is always watching..

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Got rear-ended pretty hard on the way into work. Bitch in a rental car with all the insurance options denied....yea!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Got rear-ended pretty hard on the way into work. Bitch in a rental car with all the insurance options denied....yea!

Damn, you okay bud? Sucks for her because her insurance is gonna have to pay out. She from out of state?

[DemonGeminiX]

Is your house in danger of burning down, Porky?

[RBP]

Got rear-ended pretty hard on the way into work. Bitch in a rental car with all the insurance options denied....yea!

She was fighting your oppression.

[Muddy]

Fuckin' Honky.. :x

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Damn, you okay bud? Sucks for her because her insurance is gonna have to pay out. She from out of state?
If she even has any, all she showed us was the rental paperwork. When we got to the office we noticed it was all declined. I would imagine to rent a car you would need insurance, but IDK. I have a pounding headache, but we'll see how it goes tomorrow. We were at a dead stop and she hit hard.

She was fighting your oppression.
She WAS black...so maybe

Fuckin' Honky.. :x
:triggered:

[Muddy]

She wouldn't have hit you if you had been paying attention to her..

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Is your house in danger of burning down, Porky?

No its pretty far away, but its crazy. You can smell it from my house.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

She wouldn't have hit you if you had been paying attention to her..

agreed

[Muddy]

Porky, The god damn 405 is closed MAN.

[RBP]

agreed

https://i.imgur.com/3rXxHCj.jpg

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Porky, The god damn 405 is closed MAN.

Yeah

[Muddy]

http://i66.tinypic.com/3445iee.png

[Muddy]

http://i65.tinypic.com/30a88ys.png

[Muddy]

http://i64.tinypic.com/be6450.png

[Hal-9000]

If she even has any, all she showed us was the rental paperwork. When we got to the office we noticed it was all declined. I would imagine to rent a car you would need insurance, but IDK. I have a pounding headache, but we'll see how it goes tomorrow. We were at a dead stop and she hit hard.

She WAS black...so maybe

:triggered:

Sorry to hear Porky. If she was driving a rental I would suspect the rental company is liable, they pay, and they will go after her separately.

My Dad got rear ended at a four way stop in the country. 6000 in bumper damage to his Buick Allure. I've driven through that stop. Visibility for miles...almost a highway stop.

Hope things work out dude.

[Muddy]

I too am sorry, Porky.. (thats a given though I thought from me)

[DemonGeminiX]

I was out back getting some fresh air when I heard some rustling in the woods behind my house. Out jumps a mid-sized black dog, run/jumps across my and my neighbor's backyards, back into my backyard, and then jumps back into the woods. I swear, his tongue was hanging out the entire time... that dog looked happier than a pig in shit. Didn't even look in my direction.

I think I just had my Zen moment for the day.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

Just back from my second dental appointment in three days. I think/hope there was an actual benefit this time. Fuc-k-ing-yay.

[Hal-9000]

I just thought of something :-k

With this new climate of male oppression, it seems we have to work 10x as hard to get into the good graces of women. No matter what we say or do, we should always do more according to them.

Why does this feel like a HUGE step backwards for feminism and equality?

We're right back to the 1800's where men had to come callin' and ask permission to court a woman, on her terms.

So why not take it back 10000 years and start bashing them on the head again, dragging their unconscious bodies to the cave, and really start disrespecting their sleepy asses???

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I just thought of something :-k

With this new climate of male oppression, it seems we have to work 10x as hard to get into the good graces of women. No matter what we say or do, we should always do more according to them.

Why does this feel like a HUGE step backwards for feminism and equality?

We're right back to the 1800's where men had to come callin' and ask permission to court a woman, on her terms.

So why not take it back 10000 years and start bashing them on the head again, dragging their unconscious bodies to the cave, and really start disrespecting their sleepy asses???

:rapeculture:

[Hal-9000]

I may need an FBD thread of my own on the subject :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I see this BS online, but I have never meet these women in the wild.

[Hugh_Janus]

11 pages of unread posts? Nope, I aint checking all that... I got to 7 and thought "fuck this"

[RBP]

I see this BS online, but I have never meet these women in the wild.I saw a meme that I think more accurately reflects a lot of women. "I want the kind of man that holds the door for me, then smacks my ass on the way through".

I will say though that I have become less engaging, and less overtly polite. Which sucks, but fuck these broads.

[lost in melb.]

11 pages of unread posts? Nope, I aint checking all that... I got to 7 and thought "fuck this"

Ok, that does it mate. Back you go and read all 2572 posts :x

[lost in melb.]

Very rarely down this far! Cleaned the gutters and covered the chimneys just to be safe.

Timing is terrible though. I'm restoring the floors and my entire furniture is on the front and back porch.

https://s33.postimg.org/h2d49jdcv/IMG_20171127_123644.jpg


After the weekend

https://s8.postimg.org/5ak7ig9hx/IMG_20171129_154812.jpg

[lost in melb.]

And today (after professional sanding)

https://s8.postimg.org/5ak7ig1s5/DSC_0139.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Looks damn good :tup:

[Goofy]

Nice job :ok:

[Pony]

Indoor bowling lane?

[Muddy]

I like it!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I really wish this yo-yo weather would quit and it would finally just be winter. :|

We haven't had measurable snow (more than a trace) since mid-October now. It's dry as fuck here.

[DemonGeminiX]

"55-inch. Why not? It's not gonna be that big" I say to myself... holy shit, this TV is freakin' huge!!! It takes up half the freakin' wall!!!

And I was seriously looking at the 70 inchers and above. Glad I didn't bother.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

"55-inch. Why not? It's not gonna be that big" I say to myself... holy shit, this TV is freakin' huge!!! It takes up half the freakin' wall!!!

And I was seriously looking at the 70 inchers and above. Glad I didn't bother.When I got my 65" earlier this year it looked freaking HUGE (upgraded from a 9 year old 49"). After a little while, it just looks like it's a normal size. You'll get used to it then it won't seem so big anymore. :lol:

[Pony]

Yep you will adapt to it pretty quick. Might need to keep a light on in the room or get a LED bias light to put a glow on the wall behind the tv to help with eye strain.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

A couple of weeks ago I forgot my wallet when I went to the grocery store, so on top of not being able to pay for the groceries (luckily it was just a few things), I also felt like an idiot. I had looked into the Samsung Pay app on my phone a long time ago, but the credit union I use wasn't available on the app. Checked last week and now my credit union is available on Samsung Pay. Added my debit card, got it all verified with my bank, and decided to give it a go. It's actually pretty slick. I've used it the last 3 times I've been to the grocery store now and if I'm a dumbass again and forget to bring my wallet when I go out, I can still pay for everything. It's not 100% accepted everywhere yet, but more and more places are doing it. Pretty soon you won't even need credit cards/debit cards any more, everything will be right on your smartphone.

[Pony]

*hacks Lances phone

[Teh One Who Knocks]

*hacks Lances phone

How secure is Samsung Pay?

Samsung has partnered with key financial institutions to safeguard your personal, transactional, and payment information. Samsung Pay uses tokenization and authentication methods to secure your information. In addition to the security measures implemented by Samsung Pay, Samsung’s KNOX service constantly monitors suspicious activity within the device to protect from any malicious attacks.

When you Add a Card

When you add your payment card to Samsung Pay, the information is encrypted and sent to Samsung servers and, ultimately, to the card issuer's payment network (i.e., Visa®, MasterCard®, or American Express®) for approval. A one-time password (OTP) may be requested by the card issuer to verify you are the cardholder. Should your card be lost or stolen, this will prevent the card from being added to Samsung Pay fraudulently.

Once your card is approved, the payment network creates a digital card number, or token. The token substitutes the payment card's number with a unique alphanumeric identifier, generated using proprietary algorithms. Tokenized data is not mathematically reversible and is useless unless you have the original key used to create the token, making this more secure than sending your actual card number.

This process takes place every time you add a payment card. A new token will be generated even if you are attempting to add a card recently removed.

Samsung does not store or have access to the payment information added to Samsung Pay. The last four digits of the card number will be displayed on the card image in Samsung Pay to help you manage your cards.

When you Make a Payment

When you make a payment, you will need to authenticate by using your fingerprint or Samsung Pay PIN before the information can be sent to the payment terminal. The merchant will only receive a token, and your payment information will be kept secure. The token will be sent to the payment network, where it will be decrypted and verified against the information stored in a secure vault on internal networks. Once authenticated, the payment will be approved and sent back to the merchant. Only the payment network and your bank will have information about the transaction.

If you Lose Your Device

If your device is ever lost or stolen, Samsung offers a free service to remotely lock or erase Samsung Pay. The service also has the ability to locate your device and erase all your stored personal information.

:nana:

[Pony]

*kidnaps Lance and forces him to shop for me.

:nana:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

*kidnaps Lance and forces him to shop for me.

:nana:

:overkill:


Problem solved :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Just saw that they are going to 'reboot' Charlie's Angels :facepalm:

Doesn't one fucking person in Hollywood have an original idea anymore? :x

:suicide:

[Pony]

Again? So sick of the endless reboots.

[Muddy]

It's going to be starring some fat chick, some black chick, and Bruce Jenner this time.

[Hal-9000]

When I got my 65" earlier this year it looked freaking HUGE (upgraded from a 9 year old 49"). After a little while, it just looks like it's a normal size. You'll get used to it then it won't seem so big anymore. :lol:

I canceled any and all TV coming in the house this year for economic reasons and use my 32 inch TV as a second PC monitor.

I stream my TV shows from a ghetto website and when I use the TV it almost feels like I'm not fucking John Boy Walton on the farm

can't even comprehend a 65' TV :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I canceled any and all TV coming in the house this year for economic reasons and use my 32 inch TV as a second PC monitor.

I stream my TV shows from a ghetto website and when I use the TV it almost feels like I'm not fucking John Boy Walton on the farm

can't even comprehend a 65' TV :lol:

:facepalm:

[Pony]

I cancelled cable 6 weeks ago, using an antenna routed through my desktop with a 4 tuner card, Using Plex as a DVR. Also have access to Netflix, Prime and Hulu. I log into a friends account to watch shows online on cable channels and might add Slingtv or DirectTvNow in the future.

[Noilly Pratt]

I canceled any and all TV coming in the house this year for economic reasons and use my 32 inch TV as a second PC monitor.

I stream my TV shows from a ghetto website and when I use the TV it almost feels like I'm not fucking John Boy Walton on the farm

can't even comprehend a 65' TV :lol:

I haven't had cable for 15 years...always got stuff off the internet and was an early Netflix customer.

I remember my bro in law being so choked because I'm getting all HD channels over the air and my TV (more or less the same as mine - his is a 50" mine is a 40") looks so much clearer because :canada: cable squished the signal somewhat until recently. (I understand that has changed)


almost feels like I'm not fucking John Boy Walton on the farm

...said Jim-Bob (unfair edit).

[Hal-9000]

:facepalm:

you facepalming my shitty station in life?

:(


being so poor you have to pretend to watch normal cable is not great [-(


I hate you now.

[Hal-9000]

:|


https://i.imgur.com/IfzlBYn.gif

[Teh One Who Knocks]

you facepalming my shitty station in life?

:(


being so poor you have to pretend to watch normal cable is not great [-(


I hate you now.

:haha:


:|


https://i.imgur.com/IfzlBYn.gif

:haha:

[Hal-9000]

https://i.imgur.com/AKyku1e.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/AKyku1e.jpg

:snapout:

[Hal-9000]

https://i.imgur.com/T8GS82r.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:wah:

[Hal-9000]

Stop hitting baby


I gotta go for real. Have a happy Friday :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:sadwavey:

[RBP]

Stop saying it's 3 rivers, you stupid fucks. It's a confluence - two becomes one. Not three. It's like you think every marriage is a polygamy, you fucking morons.

[Goofy]

Just heard on the radio its gonna be -15C in parts of Scotland tonight :|

[Hal-9000]

Just heard on the radio its gonna be -15C in parts of Scotland tonight :|

Is that bad? Over here we cover the tomato plants at -15 :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Week has gone to hell with various things...so I got up and made cookie dough this morning. Almost time to bake :)

[Goofy]

Is that bad? Over here we cover the tomato plants at -15 :lol:
It means i may not be able to wear shorts and t-shirt tomorrow :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Currently 13C and sunny here :sad2:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I just put my hoodie on because the A/C in my office is making it chilly

[DemonGeminiX]

Green Monday now? When the hell did they start doing this?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Green Monday now? When the hell did they start doing this?

It's been something like 25 years, where the hell have you been? :-s

[Muddy]

Never heard of it till today.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

It's been something like 25 years, where the hell have you been? :-s

2007 is only 10 years ago, I also have never heard of it

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Never heard of it till today.


2007 is only 10 years ago, I also have never heard of it

People will believe anything :haha:

[Muddy]

I am entertaining purchasing a set of Klipsch speakers though and I saw the word in an email from them.

[Hal-9000]

I should get out there and pick up those items..

[Hal-9000]

I think I'm going to make a statement on Twitter and start a race war :)

Fred Astaire was a way better dancer than Michael Jackson and kept dancing well into his 70's.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Hal-9000]

You have something stuck to your face, here let me get it for you :)

[Muddy]

Jesus, what a long day..

[lost in melb.]

I have arranged a get together with some artistic, musical friends, mosty female and quite a few children. Here is an email exchange, read from bottom to upwards. My bit in bold, after which I received 2 immediate replies above me.




I'll bring a salad (GF, DF, no sugar)
Xxoo

Sent from my iPhone

On 13 Dec. 2017, at 11:33 am, ***************** wrote:

I will bring some things for a platter - grapes, figs (if I can find) olives, cherries, dips, GF/DF items

On Wed, Dec 13, 2017 at 11:19 am *********( I wrote):

Looking forward to it. I will bring icecream and cream!

On 12 Dec. 2017 ************ wrote:
Hi **** and all..

Im looking forward to seeing you all ...im planning to make mini sticky date pudding for those who like something sweet :)

[Muddy]

Are they all autistic?

[lost in melb.]

No, just normal folk. This is how it's done now :|

[DemonGeminiX]

You should have told them that you were gonna slaughter and butcher a pig right on the table in front of them... because it's just not Christmas without ham.

[RBP]

GF/DF means girlfriend who's a dumb fuck?

[DemonGeminiX]

I think it means gluten free, dairy free.

[RBP]

I think it means gluten free, dairy free.

https://i.imgur.com/Smery2o.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

[-(

You didn't use the sarcasm tags... and I'm tired.








Fuck off. Nippledick. :lol:

[lost in melb.]

I think it means gluten free, dairy free.

:ok::orly:

[RBP]

:dance:

[Godfather]

Was leaving the parking lot today and there was a big traffic jam to get out because building security had stopped a dude right at the exit, blocking one lane.

Right as I was coming through, the cops showed up and got the guy out of his SUV. I see the front of his car is all jacked up and, being nosy kept my window down to listen to them chatting. Driver was maybe 55, wearing business attire. Cops go "you been drinking tonight," and he slurs out "ya.. couple.. couple wines." They go "... do you know what you hit?" He goes "ya... I know." They go, well what... and he admits "oh, a couple cars." They say sir, is this your vehicle and he goes "No... it's a company car."

Buddy is Grade A fucked :lol: Drunk as a skunk hitting cars in a parkade at 5pm on a Wednesday. And they say the old Mad Men days are dead! Stay classy...

[DemonGeminiX]

Look up outside if you have a clear sky... the Geminid meteor shower's supposed to peak tonight.

[Godfather]

Look up outside if you have a clear sky... the Geminid meteor shower's supposed to peak tonight.

Oh right thanks!! I think the light pollution here will probably be too terrible to see it but I'll go for a walk in a bit and try.

[redred]

looks like another school shooting for you guys at penn state , bet you're all glad you've finished schooling

[Hal-9000]

have the water softener people coming again today...grrrrrrr

hope I don't have to express my displeasure..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:wah:

[Hal-9000]

looks like another school shooting for you guys at penn state , bet you're all glad you've finished schooling

shitfuck not again :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

shitfuck not again :|

It wasn't

[Hal-9000]

It wasn't

So what was Redred talking about?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So what was Redred talking about?

Murder suicide, domestic issue

http://www.tehfalloutshelter.com/showthread.php?94072-Shots-fired-at-Penn-State-Beaver-in-reported-murder-suicide-local-news-outlets-say

[Muddy]

Sometimes my tonsils stink.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sometimes my tonsils stink.

https://i.imgur.com/eDPvx5Z.png

[Muddy]

https://i.imgur.com/eDPvx5Z.png

I sure wish there was a gargle juice I could use to treat them.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I sure wish there was a gargle juice I could use to treat them.

Salt water or a non-alcohol containing mouthwash

[RBP]

Sometimes my tonsils stink.

get out of here with your old stinky jizz breath

[Muddy]

Do tonsil stones smell like jizz? Tell me.

[Godfather]

https://i.imgur.com/eDPvx5Z.png

I had one of these once after a bad cold... it smelled worse than dead ass.

After watching some youtube videos, I remember that some people who get them chronically fish them out with q-tips. That was enough internet for me that day...

[Muddy]

I remember that some people who get them chronically fish them out with q-tips.


Yeah.. I cant do that.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Why not?

[Muddy]

Im not digging at my tonsils with Q-tips...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Then be ol' Captain McStinkyBreath :lol:

[Muddy]

Im going to do the old sea salt gargle...

[Goofy]

Murder suicide, domestic issue

http://www.tehfalloutshelter.com/showthread.php?94072-Shots-fired-at-Penn-State-Beaver-in-reported-murder-suicide-local-news-outlets-say

Why did they shoot at a beaver? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Why did they shoot at a beaver? :-k

They were building an unlicensed dam :hand:

[Hugh_Janus]

bleh

[redred]

Yeah.. I cant do that.I get them try straight vodka

[Muddy]

I get them try straight vodka

Drinking or gargling?

[RBP]

They were building an unlicensed dam :hand:

https://i.imgur.com/9JLnT1F.gif

[redred]

Drinking you don't want to waste good vodka

[Goofy]

They were building an unlicensed dam :hand:
:shock:

Licensing laws are strict over there :(

[Hal-9000]

My sister just called...nephew and his girl had their baby this morning. Due date was Jan 12th so it's a bit of a surprise.

I told my sister because she's 57, she is indeed old enough to become a grandma :thumbsup:

feel the love :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burn2:

[Godfather]

My sister just called...nephew and his girl had their baby this morning. Due date was Jan 12th so it's a bit of a surprise.

I told my sister because she's 57, she is indeed old enough to become a grandma :thumbsup:

feel the love :lol:

Congrats Great Uncle Hal!

[DemonGeminiX]

I'm a friend of Sarah Connor. I was told that she was here. Could I see her please?

[DemonGeminiX]

I left alone, my mind was blank.
I needed time to think, to get the memories from my mind.
What did I see?
Can I believe that what I saw that night was real and not just fantasy.
Just what I saw in my old dreams
Were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me?
'Cause in my dreams it's always there
The evil face that twists my mind and brings me to despair

[Hal-9000]

Looks like the new Star Wars movie is getting good reviews :thumbsup:


https://i.imgur.com/OPII945.gif

[deebakes]

i've seen it twice in the last three days

[Hal-9000]

I don't see a review [-(

[Godfather]

Already accidentally ran into a huge spoiler for Star Wars :(

[redred]

https://i.imgur.com/jEzx0zw.jpg

[deebakes]

:rofl:

[deebakes]

Already accidentally ran into a huge spoiler for Star Wars :(

then you can save your moneys :tup:

[DemonGeminiX]

I posted my feelings about it.

[DemonGeminiX]

I was gonna post in the Today I Am thread, but I only ever post in there when I'm not happy. I'm determined to post happy shit in there, so I'm not gonna post in there right now.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I was gonna post in the Today I Am thread, but I only ever post in there when I'm not happy. I'm determined to post happy shit in there, so I'm not gonna post in there right now.

:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Already accidentally ran into a huge spoiler for Star Wars :(

If it's the same spoiler I saw, it's all over the interwebz....people are assholes.

[Muddy]

The god damn commercial is a friggin spoiler..

[RBP]

:popcorn:

[Godfather]

Monday


https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=7&v=6A9M226_28Y

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Funny, all these people moaning about the repeal of Net Neutrality and how it means it's 'the end of the internet' have no problem with Twitter (a company very much IN FAVOR of keeping the law) purging tens of thousands of accounts because they violate what Twitter considers 'hate speech'. But there's no double standard there at all I guess. Ididn't realize that the 1st Amendment only applied if certain factions agree with what's being said and that it's okay for a company like Twitter to dictate what people can see on the internet, but it's NOT okay for companies like Comcast and Verizon and AT&T to do the same thing. :-k

[Goofy]

If it's the same spoiler I saw, it's all over the interwebz....people are assholes.
Luke has a lightsabre accident while masturbating? :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

Funny, all these people moaning about the repeal of Net Neutrality and how it means it's 'the end of the internet' have no problem with Twitter (a company very much IN FAVOR of keeping the law) purging tens of thousands of accounts because they violate what Twitter considers 'hate speech'. But there's no double standard there at all I guess. Ididn't realize that the 1st Amendment only applied if certain factions agree with what's being said and that it's okay for a company like Twitter to dictate what people can see on the internet, but it's NOT okay for companies like Comcast and Verizon and AT&T to do the same thing. :-k

The first amendment doesn't apply to private businesses at all.

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Twitter isn't Congress. Neither is Verizon nor Comcast nor AT&T nor....

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Good job on missing the point :rolleyes:

[DemonGeminiX]

I didn't miss the point. I'm just being a smart ass. :nana:

[RBP]

I had a set of 4 cocktail glasses. Broke them one by one. I broke the last one this morning. :sad2: So while I was at the dollar store, I got myself 2 new cocktail glasses.

On a similar note, I wear through shoes, doesn't matter how expensive or cheap - so no real point in expensive shoes. And I am clumsy sometimes. :oops: The fiance said she is going to buy me new boots.

me: "but I haven't fallen in like a week"
her: :| "because it hasn't been icy?"
me: "doesn't negate my point"
her: :| "I'm going to bed"

RBP: 1, Chica: 0

[Godfather]

:lol:

I'm a big fan of Clark's desert boots, been wearing them years. A pair usually lasts me a few years of every day use, and I find them on sale . Only downside is my parents thinks they're cool cus they used to wear them :lol: Oh they're also terrible on ice...

[RBP]

:lol:

I'm a big fan of Clark's desert boots, been wearing them years. A pair usually lasts me a few years of every day use, and I find them on sale . Only downside is my parents thinks they're cool cus they used to wear them :lol: Oh they're also terrible on ice...

https://i.imgur.com/2Ja0kG8.png?1

Yeak okay, drive your new range rover over and get me a pair of those $130 boots. Get the fuck out of here. :lol:

[Godfather]

:rofl: You can find them for half that sometimes, I swear

[RBP]

Uh huh. Fucking 1%-ers. :hand:

This started because i hung stockings and lights. I didn't realize that such a nicety would start a chain reaction?!? Well now we have lights and stockings, that means we need Christmas activities and stocking stuffers... do you think new boots would fit in a stocking?

what the fuck?

Slow your roll there, this isn't nuclear physics.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Amazing....every democrat and nearly ever celebrity in Hollywood is bitching about the tax reform bill that will be voted on again and passed by the House today and be on the President's desk before the end of the week. All moaning and crying how the republicans are 'forcing' the bill down everyone's throat and that it's not right and blah, blah, blah....funny that they have all seemed to have forgotten about Obamacare and how it was 'forced down everyone's throat' because the democrats had all the pieces needed to pass it without ANY republican support. :roll:


https://i.imgur.com/yRluoaE.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I had a set of 4 cocktail glasses. Broke them one by one. I broke the last one this morning. :sad2: So while I was at the dollar store, I got myself 2 new cocktail glasses.

On a similar note, I wear through shoes, doesn't matter how expensive or cheap - so no real point in expensive shoes. And I am clumsy sometimes. :oops: The fiance said she is going to buy me new boots.

me: "but I haven't fallen in like a week"
her: :| "because it hasn't been icy?"
me: "doesn't negate my point"
her: :| "I'm going to bed"

RBP: 1, Chica: 0

I find different brands of shoes seem to last longer for me than others, it's weird.

[Godfather]

I find different brands of shoes seem to last longer for me than others, it's weird.

Definitely.

Aldo is shit... those stores are everywhere up here (I'm sure you guys have lots there too) but I find them to be the most overrated/overpriced trash shoes that don't last. Any 'brand' shoes are bad too... companies that don't make shoes first and foremost. I bought a pair of Polo shoes once that started falling apart in a few weeks.

[KevinD]

My favs...
Dress boots: Justin, typically roper style with leather soles. 2-3 years
Work boots: Tony Lama, about a year, depending
Casual shoes: Sperry, typically topside style, about 2 years
Tennis/running shoes, Asic or Nike, 6-12 months

[Hal-9000]

I find different brands of shoes seem to last longer for me than others, it's weird.

different brands wear out at different times because of different materials and different processes?

amazing......... :-s

[Hal-9000]

me: "but I haven't fallen in like a week"


RBP - 0


:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Definitely.

Aldo is shit... those stores are everywhere up here (I'm sure you guys have lots there too) but I find them to be the most overrated/overpriced trash shoes that don't last. Any 'brand' shoes are bad too... companies that don't make shoes first and foremost. I bought a pair of Polo shoes once that started falling apart in a few weeks.

For me, I've found that when I'm buying basically any kind of sneaker type shoe, if I buy Reebok, they last me nearly forever. If I buy Nike, they wear out in 6 months. Same thing when I buy steel toe work boots. I used to buy nothing but Wolverine because they were comfortable and lasted forever. Now I can't even get a 6 months out of them before they start falling apart. I've switched to Caterpillar work boots and these things are rock solid and last forever.

And yeah, as for those 'brand' shoes, that's a lot of what Payless Shoes sells down here. They are less expensive but boy do you get what you pay for.


different brands wear out at different times because of different materials and different processes?

amazing......... :-s

I'm talking about footwear that's supposed to be quality stuff :stfu:

[Muddy]

For me, I've found that when I'm buying basically any kind of sneaker type shoe, if I buy Reebok, they last me nearly forever. If I buy Nike, they wear out in 6 months. Same thing when I buy steel toe work boots. I used to buy nothing but Wolverine because they were comfortable and lasted forever. Now I can't even get a 6 months out of them before they start falling apart. I've switched to Caterpillar work boots and these things are rock solid and last forever.

And yeah, as for those 'brand' shoes, that's a lot of what Payless Shoes sells down here. They are less expensive but boy do you get what you pay for.



I'm talking about footwear that's supposed to be quality stuff :stfu:

Same thing for me and my Sperry's.. I still have my first pair... But the new ones.. 1 year max and then they are totally friggin DEAD..

[Hugh_Janus]

pepperidge farm cookies are pretty mingin

[Godfather]

Same thing for me and my Sperry's.. I still have my first pair... But the new ones.. 1 year max and then they are totally friggin DEAD..

I've got an old pair of classic Sperry's boat shoes that are beat to hell, I only wear them in the summer. They look good when they're really worn in IMO!

[Muddy]

I've got an old pair of classic Sperry's boat shoes that are beat to hell, I only wear them in the summer. They look good when they're really worn in IMO!

Yeah but now these are beat-down soles are like un sewn and flopping off them

[Godfather]

One more day till the long weekend! I saw the boss had his liquor stash ready to roll. I think we'll have a few drinks at the office tomorrow afternoon :lol:

[RBP]

The local news last night showed people stealing packages from front doors and called them "Porch Pirates". :shock:

I won't admit my commentary nor her response. Suffice it to say it ended with "well, they could have chosen a better term".

[Teh One Who Knocks]

They've been calling that here on the local news for months and months now :dunno:

[Goofy]

The local news last night showed people stealing packages from front doors and called them "Porch Pirates". :shock:

I won't admit my commentary nor her response. Suffice it to say it ended with "well, they could have chosen a better term".
I prefer the term "cunts" :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It doesn't feel like it's only a few days before Christmas :-k

[Hal-9000]

It doesn't feel like it's only a few days before Christmas :-k

My brother is arriving in mere moments, I hear that.

My sister sent a fuckload of small gifts and tins of fudge (she makes fudge for about 30 people every year).

I have this ghetto ceramic Xmas tree that's about 14 inches high. My version of not celebrating this year by not putting up a real tree and decorating the house.

So I'm wrapping a few gifts for my Mom, I set out the stuff my sister sent...and I start getting a little melancholy and misty eyed :x

[Godfather]

The local news last night showed people stealing packages from front doors and called them "Porch Pirates". :shock:

I won't admit my commentary nor her response. Suffice it to say it ended with "well, they could have chosen a better term".


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv2h-csnlps&feature=youtu.be

[Hal-9000]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv2h-csnlps&feature=youtu.be

Are all of those people trying to rip off the same package???

:lol: that's incredible

what a bunch of dickwads

[DemonGeminiX]

It's called a blank box. The dude sells them online. Search for "blank box" on google and it should show up as your first result.

[RBP]

Are all of those people trying to rip off the same package???

:lol: that's incredible

what a bunch of dickwads

It is incredible... defined as not credible... makes it seem staged.

[Hal-9000]

My sister just sent a box by Ace courier. Kind of an old school courier company.

I happened to be home and see this 109 year old black dude walk up to my step holding just a hand written waybill (brought back total PTSD from my old job).

I ask if I can help? He says - I just wanted to make sure someone was home because you heard of those people in the States stealing deliveries? I say yes.

Then he goes back to get the box.


If it was UPS or Canada Post the dude would have just dropped the box on the step. I caught one of those fucks not even bothering to ring the doorbell one year for his delivery
and told the story here :lol:

Ace Courier gets the hal seal of approval :thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

It is incredible... defined as not credible... makes it seem staged.

You're being pretty literal...having a bad day dude or just sore nipples?

[RBP]

You're being pretty literal...having a bad day dude or just sore nipples?

Not at all. It just seems staged. Wouldn't be the first time.

[Hal-9000]

Not at all. It just seems staged. Wouldn't be the first time.

My bad. My brother and his wife just got here and I really didn't want company.

They had the audacity to stop at a grocery store and then just start putting shit in the fridge and cupboards. I get super pissy and say - Well then, make yourself at home! :x


:lol: starting this holiday season off right

[DemonGeminiX]

Did Luke go dark side in ROTJ when he force choked Jabba's guards and forced them to the wall?

[Muddy]

My sister just sent a box by Ace courier. Kind of an old school courier company.

I happened to be home and see this 109 year old black dude walk up to my step holding just a hand written waybill (brought back total PTSD from my old job).

I ask if I can help? He says - I just wanted to make sure someone was home because you heard of those people in the States stealing deliveries? I say yes.

Then he goes back to get the box.


If it was UPS or Canada Post the dude would have just dropped the box on the step. I caught one of those fucks not even bothering to ring the doorbell one year for his delivery
and told the story here :lol:

Ace Courier gets the hal seal of approval :thumbsup:

"109 years old"..:lol:

[Hal-9000]

"109 years old"..:lol:

Poor guy...it was -20 so I offered to go get the box, then asked him if he wanted a cup of tea or coffee...I kept asking him to come in and get warm for a second, he politely refused all offers.

Must have thought I was the creepy white guy serial killer or something :lol: He walked at the speed of backwards so it was painful to wait it out...

[lost in melb.]

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTfva92G6XufKVJxRY17Y9RiuBOzjpb4-DCcALligekLHy7Dggi9E5IlYYhug

[Godfather]

Planet Earth II is now on Netflix in the US. It was added up here a few weeks earlier. Highly recommend it if you hasn't seen it already. Absolutely stunning.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8aFcHFu8QM

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Just how much snot can the human body actually make when you have a head cold? :-k

:|

[Goofy]

Just how much snot can the human body actually make when you have a head cold? :-k

:|

Lots :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Lots :tup:

:slap:

[Goofy]

What? It was accurate and informative [-(

[Muddy]

'The world is curved,
the sky is blue,
the sea is wet,
and water too,
and space is big,
and so are stars,
and so's the sun,
and Earth
and Mars.

'A fact's a fact,
and true is true,
and can't be changed
by me and you.'

'But then, of course,'
his friend began:

'... that's just like your opinion, man.'

[Hal-9000]

Just how much snot can the human body actually make when you have a head cold? :-k

:|

Less brains, more snot.

You must be drowning :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Less brains, more snot.

You must be drowning :)

:beatdown:

[Hal-9000]

So guess where my bro is right now? Out shopping for a new winter coat for him, a new winter coat for his wife, and tons of hair products for her. They buy stuff here because our province has less tax on some items.

Remember me bitching about the brother who could only afford small gifts for his only sister and brother? (45 dollars total). His wife just called and said her jacket was 250 and his was 490 on sale!


They leave in 86400 seconds (24 hours exactly) :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Hal-9000]

aaaaaaand he left his wallet here!! :rofl: :lol: :dance:


the Karma train just pulled into the station :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lmao:

[Hal-9000]

He's out at Southcenter Mall, which is huge place and completely packed with people from what his wife was telling me.

So he gets on the phone and asks me to check one of his coats (he has two here already...ahem) for his wallet. I want to make him sweat so I say - No man, nothing in your coat. He gets a little pissy because they are in a huge mall and he's gone to a few stores already.

Then I get nice and say - Just kidding, it's right here! Next thing out of my mouth is - You don't fucking expect me to drive down to that snakepit now to deliver it, because I will not. He gets pouty and says - I guess my wife can write a check if she has to. I hear his wife yell in the background, I have debit cards and we've already bought stuff...quit harassing your brother. :lol:

My next call will be to the police with a description of his rental vehicle, his description and a tip saying this guy is driving without a license or insurance :) Feel the love fuckhead...

[Hal-9000]

85,900 seconds..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

He's out at Southcenter Mall, which is huge place and completely packed with people from what his wife was telling me.

So he gets on the phone and asks me to check one of his coats (he has two here already...ahem) for his wallet. I want to make him sweat so I say - No man, nothing in your coat. He gets a little pissy because they are in a huge mall and he's gone to a few stores already.

Then I get nice and say - Just kidding, it's right here! Next thing out of my mouth is - You don't fucking expect me to drive down to that snakepit now to deliver it, because I will not. He gets pouty and says - I guess my wife can write a check if she has to. I hear his wife yell in the background, I have debit cards and we've already bought stuff...quit harassing your brother. :lol:

My next call will be to the police with a description of his rental vehicle, his description and a tip saying this guy is driving without a license or insurance :) Feel the love fuckhead...

How many coats does he need? :facepalm:

[Goofy]

Ah, brotherly love!

[Hal-9000]

How many coats does he need? :facepalm:

bingo..they come here for a six day visit and I shit you not. They have suitcases and items in three rooms upstairs.

You see, this is where my selfish complaints come from. He takes over every place he inhabits, and doesn't care about what was there before he walked into the room.

I'm supportive of people who have done well in life, but his level of want vs need is off the chart.

I can hardly wait until tomorrow, when I can return this house to a level of simple need and cleanliness. You know....only one computer and phone per room sort of thing? :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Ah, brotherly love!

He's 6"4' and used to pick on me endlessly growing up.

Years ago I was on the phone and he thought it would be funny to grab my arm, wrench it up behind my back and apply pressure.

So I lost my mind. I dropped the phone, chased him into the kitchen and threw an overhand haymaker Rocky Marciano would have been proud of.

He knew I was going to clock him, so he turned away and kind of dropped his shoulder cowering and put his head down.

I ended up rabbit punching him in the back of the neck hard... and hitting his back so he collapsed on the kitchen floor.

He starts whining and screaming from the floor - That's not right! You can't use that self defense shit on me! That's not fair!!!

My Dad was sitting at the kitchen table and I thought that was it. I'm kicked out of the house because we had a no violence policy.

My Dad then says - I told you Dave. One of these days hal is going to repay you for the way you've treated him. You deserved that.

I was furious and screamed at my bro - You want to continue this outside in the park??? Let's go you fucking bully!!! :x

Dad asked me to quit swearing and made my brother apologize :lol: :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Karma will really kick your brother in the ass one of these days, I'm a firm believer in it.

[Hal-9000]

He tried to be kind to me yesterday for a few minutes...I checked around for hidden cameras.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

He's given me a modicum of respect since I've been primary care giver for my Mom and Dad.

But as I told my sister, that doesn't erase years of abuse and disrespect. Apologies do that and his ego is just too big...

We've had a few life changing moments like the kitchen incident above... Again, sister says a lot changed that day because he became scared of me :lol:

That's no way to work out problems between siblings.

[DemonGeminiX]

Been quit for 11 years, and I still get cravings. Ridiculous. I wish I had never picked up smoking at all.

[Hal-9000]

Been quit for 11 years, and I still get cravings. Ridiculous. I wish I had never picked up smoking at all.

I had the ideal quitting situation. No job, no stress and a supportive room mate (my Dad).

I was a heavy smoker (over 25 per day) for over 30 years.

And it was a lot easier than I feared :-k

I wish I would have quit years back, but I was always afraid of the withdrawal.

[Hal-9000]

Less than two hours :cheerlead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Less than two hours :cheerlead:

Oh no, their flight has been delayed, they have to stay one more day :(

[Hal-9000]

Oh no, their flight has been delayed, they have to stay one more day :(


Imgur won't let me upload what needs to be uploaded here :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Imgur won't let me upload what needs to be uploaded here :|

:snapout:

[Hal-9000]

It's still stuck on 'creating your post'...then it won't create the links.

Allow me to describe it


:fu:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah, Imgur has been weird all day today for me

[Hal-9000]

thanks for confirming...it's still at creating your post.

Wtf, is it creating it line by line using Paint ffs? :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's great most of the time, but when they have problems, it takes them a long time it seems to get them squared away.

[Hal-9000]

:wave:

They're gone!!!!!

:dance: :dance2: :cheerlead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Wait, is that them turning around and coming back? :-s

[Hal-9000]

Wait, is that them turning around and coming back? :-s

*bottom door lock protocol engaged, system locked down*


:)