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Hal-9000
08-13-2019, 06:12 PM
I remember going into work the first months after getting onto the net and everyone teased me because apparently I looked tired.

- the internet has an off switch hal
- did you even sleep last night?
- the porn will be there when you turn on your pc next time hal

:lol: I heard it all

But they didn't realize that I got tired of the porn/death pics etc within the first couple of weeks. I was absolutely amazed a person could type a question in and find info about almost any subject on the planet :shock:

I liked to read and remember discovering that most tech manuals, books, encyclopedias, stories were online in some form.

For example I used to have a monster of a book that reviewed over 1000 movies and would use it before going to the video store. Internet obsoleted that beloved resource in a heartbeat :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-13-2019, 06:25 PM
Remember when all you had was a 14.4k modem and then the faster and more powerful 28.8k one came out? :rofl:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-13-2019, 06:26 PM
https://i.imgur.com/bLjtLBg.gif

Hal-9000
08-13-2019, 06:34 PM
Remember when all you had was a 14.4k modem and then the faster and more powerful 28.8k one came out? :rofl:

I insulted my brother last night. He has the latest and greatest iPhone and wanted to show me a video on it.

Wanna lose my interest real fast? Just search your phone for 10 minutes while I sit there waiting and then make me watch a shitty video.

I watch for about 10 seconds and then hand the phone back to him.

Him - What's wrong?
me - Nothing.
Him - Isn't that a cool video?
me - I have a nice 27 inch monitor downstairs because I still remember watching videos on a shitty little 4 inch screen back in the early 2000's. We've moved on since then and smartphones are just a giant leap backward in that regard.
Him - *pouts*
me- :dance:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-13-2019, 06:39 PM
You're so mean [-(

fricnjay
08-13-2019, 06:40 PM
I insulted my brother last night. He has the latest and greatest iPhone and wanted to show me a video on it.

Wanna lose my interest real fast? Just search your phone for 10 minutes while I sit there waiting and then make me watch a shitty video.

I watch for about 10 seconds and then hand the phone back to him.

Him - What's wrong?
me - Nothing.
Him - Isn't that a cool video?
me - I have a nice 27 inch monitor downstairs because I still remember watching videos on a shitty little 4 inch screen back in the early 2000's. We've moved on since then and smartphones are just a giant leap backward in that regard.
Him - *pouts*
me- :dance:

Doesn't sound very Canadian too me...[-(

Hal-9000
08-13-2019, 06:42 PM
You're so mean [-(

It was a video using the actual Apollo 11 voice communications set to shitty music that showed more of the two 'musicians' than the actual subject matter.

You don't fuck around with Apollo 11 material like that :hand:

Hal-9000
08-13-2019, 06:44 PM
Doesn't sound very Canadian too me...[-(

There's a backstory. He's an ass, I'm Canadian :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-13-2019, 06:46 PM
I insulted my brother last night. He has the latest and greatest iPhone and wanted to show me a video on it.

Wanna lose my interest real fast? Just search your phone for 10 minutes while I sit there waiting and then make me watch a shitty video.

I watch for about 10 seconds and then hand the phone back to him.

Him - What's wrong?
me - Nothing.
Him - Isn't that a cool video?
me - I have a nice 27 inch monitor downstairs because I still remember watching videos on a shitty little 4 inch screen back in the early 2000's. We've moved on since then and smartphones are just a giant leap backward in that regard.
Him - *pouts*
me- :dance:

Tricorders have a smaller screen than smartphones :hand:

Hal-9000
08-13-2019, 06:47 PM
Tricorders have a smaller screen than smartphones :hand:

Yeah but Spock and Bones didn't watch many DP movies on them ffs :lol:

Hal-9000
08-13-2019, 06:49 PM
I mean informative National Geographic films about the Earth's biosphere 8-[

Goofy
08-13-2019, 09:42 PM
I just got a new AOL email address this morning. Please use that :thumbsup:


:lmao:
Nothing wrong with aol email addresses....... just shows your internetting experience :cool:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-14-2019, 09:47 AM
Nothing wrong with aol email addresses....... just shows your internetting experience :cool:

:rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao:

Goofy
08-14-2019, 09:50 AM
:rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao: :rofl: :lmao:
:beatdown:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-14-2019, 09:53 AM
:ffs:

Hal-9000
08-14-2019, 02:13 PM
Nothing wrong with aol email addresses....... just shows your internetting experience :cool:

I was going to give him a borrowed one


:bye:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-14-2019, 02:23 PM
I still remember my very first e-mail address :lol:

bruin96@ix.netcom.com

DemonGeminiX
08-14-2019, 02:27 PM
I still use my first email address. It's a hotmail address. I opened it back in '97 (before Microsoft bought them out and took it over) because a girl I was seeing talked me into opening it.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-14-2019, 02:28 PM
I still use my first email address. It's a hotmail address. I opened it back in '97 (before Microsoft bought them out and took it over) because a girl I was seeing talked me into opening it.

Netcom was my very first ISP that I had when I moved out here from Vermont. Opened the account and got the addy in 1996. Netcom has long since vanished.

DemonGeminiX
08-14-2019, 02:32 PM
Netcom was my very first ISP that I had when I moved out here from Vermont. Opened the account and got the addy in 1996. Netcom has long since vanished.

There's a bunch of local and regional email services that were used back in the 90s that didn't survive. I'm honestly surprised Microsoft didn't try to push Hotmail users to switching from x@hotmail.com to x@live.com or whatever they're calling it now.

Hal-9000
08-14-2019, 02:39 PM
So I finally had it out with my brother last night. Let him know about 20 years of shitty treatment he's given me and I didn't hold back.

God it's fun seeing him nervous and squirm. His response was a carefully worded set of excuses couched in NA-speak.

After he finished I told him that's not good enough. In the real world when you treat someone like shit you apologize.

Then I said - Right now is a full example of your ignorance. You've spent 21 years giving strangers your empathy, caring and consideration while the whole time you've treated your only brother like shit. It ends tonight and you know I'm being polite even speaking to you at this point.

Then I went overboard and said - I promised Dad I wouldn't hit you and keep peace in the family after he passed away. That's the only thing that is enabling you to be here right now.

Needless to say I feel better than I have in a long time. It's neat to open a sociopath's eyes and watch their self discovery as they get exposed and called on their shit :)

Teh One Who Knocks
08-14-2019, 02:42 PM
So I finally had it out with my brother last night. Let him know about 20 years of shitty treatment he's given me and I didn't hold back.

God it's fun seeing him nervous and squirm. His response was a carefully worded set of excuses couched in NA-speak.

After he finished I told him that's not good enough. In the real world when you treat someone like shit you apologize.

Then I said - Right now is a full example of your ignorance. You've spent 21 years giving strangers your empathy, caring and consideration while the whole time you've treated your only brother like shit. It ends tonight and you know I'm being polite even speaking to you at this point.

Then I went overboard and said - I promised Dad I wouldn't hit you and keep peace in the family after he passed away. That's the only thing that is enabling you to be here right now.

Needless to say I feel better than I have in a long time. It's neat to open a sociopath's eyes and watch their self discovery as they get exposed and called on their shit :)

:woot:

Well deserved and looooooooooong overdue :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-14-2019, 02:43 PM
There's a bunch of local and regional email services that were used back in the 90s that didn't survive. I'm honestly surprised Microsoft didn't try to push Hotmail users to switching from x@hotmail.com to x@live.com or whatever they're calling it now.

Netom might have been regional, but I think they were national. It's been more than 20 years, so I don't member completely :lol:

Hal-9000
08-14-2019, 02:44 PM
sorry to derail the email talk

had to get it out and now we can proceed :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-14-2019, 02:50 PM
sorry to derail the email talk

had to get it out and now we can proceed :thumbsup:

No need to be sorry, this thread is not fluid by any stretch and never has been :lol:

Hal-9000
08-14-2019, 02:52 PM
I just watched two midgets headbutt a guy in the balls, then run up from behind and kick him in the balls and then put on brass knuckles and punch him in the balls...

I've lost focus :lol::lol:

Goofy
08-14-2019, 03:01 PM
I still use my first email address. It's a hotmail address. I opened it back in '97 (before Microsoft bought them out and took it over) because a girl I was seeing talked me into opening it.
Netcom was my very first ISP that I had when I moved out here from Vermont. Opened the account and got the addy in 1996. Netcom has long since vanished.
My AOL address is from around the same time - never felt the need to create another :)

Hal-9000
08-14-2019, 03:12 PM
My AOL address is from around the same time - never felt the need to create another :)

I did laugh when I saw it :lol: sorry

In the early net days I worked with a chick who was asked to provide an email address (if you had one) for a work thing. Her face goes red...she says she can't, her supervisor says c'mon, it can't be that bad.

It was something like imdabombwithboobs@hotmail .com :lol: :lol: and she was..

Teh One Who Knocks
08-14-2019, 03:14 PM
https://i.imgur.com/wLhXyOo.gif

The early days of dial-up :lol:

fricnjay
08-14-2019, 03:28 PM
Woke up at 5:45am yesterday to drop my son off at band practice at 6:45 then went straight to work. Got there at 7:30 and left at 4:45. Got home at 6:15 to find my home kinda stuffy. Thermostat said 73 but it was 101f yesterday so seems ok. Within 30 minutes it raised 2 degrees in my house. AC was blowing but air wasn't cold. Went out and checked the condensers and the fan wasn't kicking on my downstairs unit. :meh: Called around and got my old AC guy to come out but he didnt get there until 9pm. Ending up needing a new capacitor to kick the fan on, 2lbs of refrigerant and the coils cleaned, cost me $400. Could have been worse but I didnt get to bed till almost midnight and still had to be up at 5:45. :banghead:

Hal-9000
08-14-2019, 03:36 PM
Sorry to hear Jay. I wish I needed AC :sad2:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-14-2019, 03:43 PM
Woke up at 5:45am yesterday to drop my son off at band practice at 6:45 then went straight to work. Got there at 7:30 and left at 4:45. Got home at 6:15 to find my home kinda stuffy. Thermostat said 73 but it was 101f yesterday so seems ok. Within 30 minutes it raised 2 degrees in my house. AC was blowing but air wasn't cold. Went out and checked the condensers and the fan wasn't kicking on my downstairs unit. :meh: Called around and got my old AC guy to come out but he didnt get there until 9pm. Ending up needing a new capacitor to kick the fan on, 2lbs of refrigerant and the coils cleaned, cost me $400. Could have been worse but I didnt get to bed till almost midnight and still had to be up at 5:45. :banghead:

The part about the a/c needing repair sucks, that's always no fun. Our furnace died the weekend of Christmas last year. Cost us just over $4K to get it replaced. The only good thing is that the HVAC company we called was awesome and they had it up and installed by noon the next day...on a weekend.






And the part about the sleep?

:wah:

fricnjay
08-14-2019, 03:50 PM
The part about the a/c needing repair sucks, that's always no fun. Our furnace died the weekend of Christmas last year. Cost us just over $4K to get it replaced. The only good thing is that the HVAC company we called was awesome and they had it up and installed by noon the next day...on a weekend.






And the part about the sleep?

:wah:

:slap:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-14-2019, 04:41 PM
:dance:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-14-2019, 04:42 PM
I got a tetanus shot yesterday, am I gonna catch the autism now? :(

fricnjay
08-14-2019, 04:43 PM
I got a tetanus shot yesterday, am I gonna catch the autism now? :(

You cant "catch" what you already have. :huh:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-14-2019, 04:45 PM
You cant "catch" what you already have. :huh:

I'm not talking about you :hand:

fricnjay
08-14-2019, 05:06 PM
I'm not talking about you :hand:

I prefer SAVANT :dance:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-14-2019, 06:07 PM
I prefer IDIOT SAVANT :dance:

Okay then :dunno:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2019, 10:03 AM
My wireless mouse had been fucking up so I stopped and got myself a new mouse/keyboard combo yesterday. Not the keyboard feels a little different, but it's not hard to get used to, but the mouse, I hate getting a new mouse, it never feels the same for the longest time after using one mouse for so long.

Pony
08-15-2019, 10:12 AM
I hate combo kits, I'm always unhappy with one or the other.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2019, 10:22 AM
Yeah, you usually have to pick which feels the least worst when getting a combo kit, but it's the economical way to go. It would be hard to justify spending $50 on a keyboard and another $60 on a mouse because I needed something that felt right. They'd take away the company credit card if I did that :lol:

Pony
08-15-2019, 10:42 AM
I splurged for here at the island where I surf from my couch on a 50" tv, nice small backlit wireless rechargable keyboard from logitech. (surprisingly I only have to charge it 3 or 4 times a year) and a small cheap mouse. Typically I just buy the microsoft 3500 mice for 15 bucks but I wanted to take advantage of logitechs "unifying" to only use one usb dongle so I found a mouse that didnt feel too bad.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2019, 10:47 AM
The set I just bought is one of those Logitech sets with the unifying dongle. So at least next time I can buy just a mouse or a keyboard if I need one. I'm pretty happy with the Logitech stuff.

Hal-9000
08-15-2019, 02:20 PM
My wireless mouse had been fucking up so I stopped and got myself a new mouse/keyboard combo yesterday. Not the keyboard feels a little different, but it's not hard to get used to, but the mouse, I hate getting a new mouse, it never feels the same for the longest time after using one mouse for so long.

First world privilege problems :hand:

Hal-9000
08-15-2019, 02:21 PM
I got a tetanus shot yesterday, am I gonna catch the autism now? :(

Why did you need a tetanus shot? Step on a rusty nail?

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2019, 02:22 PM
First world privilege problems :hand:

Point of personal privilege, Lance from Denver, he/him........so? :-s

Hal-9000
08-15-2019, 02:25 PM
Back in my day we didn't have a choice of mice and keyboards. We had to use a universal joystick and boy let me tell you, typing an email was a royal pain in the ass.

You young kids have it made.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2019, 02:36 PM
Back in my day we didn't have a choice of mice and keyboards. We had to use a universal joystick and boy let me tell you, typing an email was a royal pain in the ass.

You young kids have it made.

:liar:

fricnjay
08-15-2019, 03:25 PM
1st day of school, it was a mad house this morning. :meh:

Hal-9000
08-15-2019, 03:26 PM
1st day of school, it was a mad house this morning. :meh:

Your kids go to school August 15th?

What kind of fresh hell is this? :x

fricnjay
08-15-2019, 03:28 PM
Your kids go to school August 15th?

What kind of fresh hell is this? :x

Yep and there school start times are an hour different.

Muddy
08-15-2019, 03:29 PM
Yep and there school start times are an hour different.

My friend move to Tex so I saw the insta pics this AM..

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2019, 03:30 PM
Your kids go to school August 15th?

What kind of fresh hell is this? :x

My kid started back today. There were some districts in the Denver metro that went back on the 5th :wha:

Hal-9000
08-15-2019, 03:31 PM
For us it was always a September start, sometimes the day after Labor Day.

The term ended around the end of June and it was always two full months of summer :woot:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2019, 03:32 PM
For us it was always a September start, sometimes the day after Labor Day.

The term ended around the end of June and it was always two full months of summer :woot:

Yeah, we would usually start the first day after Labor Day and be out at the end of the 2nd week of June.

Hal-9000
08-15-2019, 03:37 PM
We had to go most of the month of June if I'm remembering correctly. The 28th always comes to mind as the last day.

Of course we were spinning like tops for the last two weeks before summer break so there wasn't much real school at school during that time :lol:

DemonGeminiX
08-15-2019, 03:54 PM
School started up down here in my county in Georgia on August 2nd.

I think the northern part of the state started last week.

When I was growing up in NJ, we didn't start school until the 2nd week of September.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2019, 03:55 PM
It's ridiculous how it starts so early now. And it's not like the kids are going to school more than we did, there's just a shit ton of days off during the whole year now. Seems like my kid has at least one day off every other week for some bullshit.

fricnjay
08-15-2019, 04:02 PM
It's ridiculous how it starts so early now. And it's not like the kids are going to school more than we did, there's just a shit ton of days off during the whole year now. Seems like my kid has at least one day off every other week for some bullshit.

My sons in High School and it doesn't start till 9:15

DemonGeminiX
08-15-2019, 04:04 PM
It's ridiculous how it starts so early now. And it's not like the kids are going to school more than we did, there's just a shit ton of days off during the whole year now. Seems like my kid has at least one day off every other week for some bullshit.

Yeah, I'm looking at the official calendar and they've got Labor Day, a Fall break (2 days) around Columbus Day (not Indigenous People's Day down here), Veteran's Day in November, then Thanksgiving break (full week), then they get out on the 18th of December for Christmas and go back January 2nd. Off on January 20th for MLK Jr Bday, off Feb 13 - 18 for some nonspecific student/teacher holiday centered around President's Day, Spring Break from April 6th - 10th (with weekends, they're done on the 4th and they return on the 13th), then they get out for the summer on May 22nd, if and only if there are no days off for hurricanes. If school gets canceled during the year for hurricanes, those days have to be made up and they're tacked on at the end of the school year.

Hal-9000
08-15-2019, 04:06 PM
School started up down here in my county in Georgia on August 2nd.

I think the northern part of the state started last week.

When I was growing up in NJ, we didn't start school until the 2nd week of September.

Same here. The end of August was always a melancholy time for me because school was going to start and that carried on into my adult life. For work I always booked the last two weeks of August off for holidays.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2019, 04:26 PM
My sons in High School and it doesn't start till 9:15

Early in the year, not early in the morning :facepalm:

My kid is in high school too and she starts at 7:15

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2019, 06:12 PM
Man this day is just dragging :bored:

And then to make it even longer, dentist appointment at 5 tonite.

DemonGeminiX
08-15-2019, 06:32 PM
Man this day is just dragging :bored:

And then to make it even longer, dentist appointment at 5 tonite.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oM

PorkChopSandwiches
08-15-2019, 06:41 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ1F6EjQXeY

DemonGeminiX
08-15-2019, 06:57 PM
Hahahahahaha!!!!

Benjamin Netanyahu banned Omar and Tlaib from visiting Israel. :lol:

PorkChopSandwiches
08-15-2019, 07:14 PM
Fuck those bitches :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-15-2019, 07:23 PM
Fuck those bitches :lol:

Would you? Would you really? :-k

PorkChopSandwiches
08-15-2019, 07:26 PM
why not

fricnjay
08-15-2019, 07:28 PM
Would you? Would you really? :-k

:-s If it has an Ass Hole Porky will fuck it. :dance:

PorkChopSandwiches
08-15-2019, 07:41 PM
:lol:

Muddy
08-15-2019, 08:14 PM
Would you? Would you really? :-k

Only if they converted to the church of the flying spaghetti monster..

PorkChopSandwiches
08-15-2019, 08:21 PM
https://pa1.narvii.com/6588/c0ab0ac7a3074f1c111d1a5220fd363e741597fc_hq.gif

PorkChopSandwiches
08-15-2019, 08:31 PM
http://magaimg.net/img/8qhx.png

brah pitt
08-15-2019, 10:39 PM
I have to ask.... what is this forum all about?

How did it start? why did it start?

Teh One Who Knocks

Pony
08-16-2019, 12:24 AM
I have to ask.... what is this forum all about?

How did it start? why did it start?

Teh One Who Knocks

Once upon a time when the internet was still in diapers, a little forum called Anothersite was born. It grew and grew then became corrupted by midget porn and close examination of Spykers balls.
Deep in the bowels of that orgy of lost souls an unwanted bastard was discarded as a failed abortion. It lived and was named Tehbasement. Tehbasement was a happy child....for awhile. Then it became sick and twisted by disease (suspected unknown STD rumored to have been caught as a child on Epsteins plane). After a near death experience the mutated soul of Tehbasement emerged from it's cocoon and was named Tehfalloutshelter.

Muddy
08-16-2019, 01:31 AM
I was once an Angel..

lost in melb.
08-16-2019, 02:19 AM
Once upon a time when the internet was still in diapers, a little forum called Anothersite was born. It grew and grew then became corrupted by midget porn and close examination of Spykers balls.
Deep in the bowels of that orgy of lost souls an unwanted bastard was discarded as a failed abortion. It lived and was named Tehbasement. Tehbasement was a happy child....for awhile. Then it became sick and twisted by disease (suspected unknown STD rumored to have been caught as a child on Epsteins plane). After a near death experience the mutated soul of Tehbasement emerged from it's cocoon and was named Tehfalloutshelter.

Spicalus! I miss those twisted balls :(

lost in melb.
08-16-2019, 02:19 AM
I was once an Angel..

When you were 6?

Hal-9000
08-16-2019, 07:17 AM
..

you guys can read the edit

I might not be around for a while.

DemonGeminiX
08-16-2019, 08:04 AM
Ewan McGregor is returning to the Star Wars universe as Obi-Wan Kenobi in a series for Disney+.

Pony
08-16-2019, 10:20 AM
..

you guys can read the edit

I might not be around for a while.

:(

Teh One Who Knocks
08-16-2019, 11:52 AM
..

you guys can read the edit

I might not be around for a while.

You know we're here for you.

Muddy
08-16-2019, 01:20 PM
I cant read the edit..?

Pony
08-16-2019, 01:43 PM
I cant read the edit..?

He's gotta deal with some personal issues at home.

Muddy
08-16-2019, 01:45 PM
When I was at AS we would go down to the surf side every morning and listen to the music from the heavens..

Teh One Who Knocks
08-16-2019, 01:51 PM
I have to ask.... what is this forum all about?

How did it start? why did it start?

Teh One Who Knocks


Once upon a time when the internet was still in diapers, a little forum called Anothersite was born. It grew and grew then became corrupted by midget porn and close examination of Spykers balls.
Deep in the bowels of that orgy of lost souls an unwanted bastard was discarded as a failed abortion. It lived and was named Tehbasement. Tehbasement was a happy child....for awhile. Then it became sick and twisted by disease (suspected unknown STD rumored to have been caught as a child on Epsteins plane). After a near death experience the mutated soul of Tehbasement emerged from it's cocoon and was named Tehfalloutshelter.

That may not all be true :-k

Muddy
08-16-2019, 02:50 PM
That may not all be true :-k

It's some pretty damn good writing though..! :lol:

Pony
08-16-2019, 05:05 PM
It's some pretty damn good writing though..! :lol:

:lol: thanks, My original intent was to start a continuing story where everyone chimes in but I got a bit carried away.

Once upon a time......

Muddy
08-16-2019, 05:14 PM
Once upon a time......

In a galaxy far far away (England) There was a young boy known by the name 'DM'....

fricnjay
08-16-2019, 05:18 PM
Didn't he change it to Broken Jam or something like that? Is that still going?

Muddy
08-16-2019, 05:54 PM
Why dont you type the URL in your browser window..? :lol:

Hal-9000
08-16-2019, 06:25 PM
Hello gentlemens

Godfather
08-16-2019, 10:39 PM
Back from a week at head office in Ontario. Totally bagged, think I'm getting a cold, but got a ton of great training and mentoring so it was well worth it.

brah pitt
08-17-2019, 02:10 AM
Miller Lites flowing


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yREDVbdqTjU

DemonGeminiX
08-17-2019, 02:18 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A43JOxLa5MM

Hal-9000
08-17-2019, 02:34 AM
Back from a week at head office in Ontario. Totally bagged, think I'm getting a cold, but got a ton of great training and mentoring so it was well worth it.

https://i.imgur.com/KU7Jsx8.jpg




:-k

RBP
08-17-2019, 03:09 AM
Back from a week at head office in Ontario. Totally bagged, think I'm getting a cold, but got a ton of great training and mentoring so it was well worth it.

I sincerely hope you recognize and appreciate your charmed existence.

Godfather
08-17-2019, 02:18 PM
I sincerely hope you recognize and appreciate your charmed existence.

I am the definition of white male privilege if there ever was one :lol:

RBP
08-17-2019, 02:35 PM
I am the definition of white male privilege if there ever was one :lol:

I started to type the long form reply, but I'll let it go today. My brain hurts enough already. :lol:

Godfather
08-17-2019, 02:44 PM
I figured that would set you off, almost got ya :lol:

Godfather
08-17-2019, 03:03 PM
Journos who write on science are just as click-batey as everyone else. :roll:

I read this headline today: "Canadian astronomers find 8 more mysterious repeating fast radio bursts from space"

Naturally your first thought is "maybe it's aliens!" So I read the article... it's coming from merging neuron stars causing repeating explosions. The "mystery" is that they don't know what type of neuron stars. Ok, that's fascinating, but you d-bags know exactly what you were doing with that headline. Thanks CBC.

Hal-9000
08-17-2019, 03:16 PM
Journos who write on science are just as click-batey as everyone else. :roll:

I read this headline today: "Canadian astronomers find 8 more mysterious repeating fast radio bursts from space"

Naturally your first thought is "maybe it's aliens!" So I read the article... it's coming from merging neuron stars causing repeating explosions. The "mystery" is that they don't know what type of neuron stars. Ok, that's fascinating, but you d-bags know exactly what you were doing with that headline. Thanks CBC.

When I open a new tab in FF I've got it set to display 6 of the latest news stories, various sources I guess. It's not geo-specific like the google.ca main page.

I find that 4 out 6 are usually click bait disguised as super interesting stuff like you mentioned :lol: Not quite - here's an exercise that chiropractors hate that eliminate back pain forever, but close.

Godfather
08-17-2019, 03:19 PM
When I open a new tab in FF I've got it set to display 6 of the latest news stories, various sources I guess. It's not geo-specific like the google.ca main page.

I find that 4 out 6 are usually click bait disguised as super interesting stuff like you mentioned :lol: Not quite - here's an exercise that chiropractors hate that eliminate back pain forever, but close.

Totally. I have to use IE at work for a few programs, and it may actually be even worse for that :lol: I'd tell you to check it out, but it's not worth it...

Hal-9000
08-17-2019, 03:33 PM
Totally. I have to use IE at work for a few programs, and it may actually be even worse for that :lol: I'd tell you to check it out, but it's not worth it...

I just learned something :lol:

It's in the Firefox settings under home content. Categories you can tick:

Top sites (sites you visit most)

Recommended by pocket (this is the one that displays my news stories after opening a new tab)

Highlights (a selection of sites you've saved or visited with a further choice of selections - visited pages, bookmarks, most recent download, pages saved to pocket)

---------------------------------------

Most of it seems kind of redundant. I got a mess 'o bookmarks, why would I need a list of them after opening a tab? :lol:

pages saved to pocket - I thought I killed that pocket thing but it's providing the content on new tabs :lol:

most recent download - why?

and visited pages - I right click my forward and back button and have that info in a dropdown


I get the sense they think we're a bunch of dumbasses

Hal-9000
08-17-2019, 03:38 PM
Totally. I have to use IE at work for a few programs, and it may actually be even worse for that :lol: I'd tell you to check it out, but it's not worth it...

I was with a bank manager yesterday and he had multiple windows open and was flying through some account stuff, some estate stuff and printing documents from the government.

I mentioned it appeared he was using Windows 7 and was that an IE icon in the taskbar??

He responds - I don't know. I'm not very good with the computer stuff.

Dude is a bank manager and he doesn't even know what Windows OS and browser he's using...as he's flying through it? :lol:


I haven't opened or updated IE in years GF. It's definitely a black hole area on my PC. I'm not even sure what it looks like now.

Godfather
08-17-2019, 04:09 PM
I was with a bank manager yesterday and he had multiple windows open and was flying through some account stuff, some estate stuff and printing documents from the government.

I mentioned it appeared he was using Windows 7 and was that an IE icon in the taskbar??

He responds - I don't know. I'm not very good with the computer stuff.

Dude is a bank manager and he doesn't even know what Windows OS and browser he's using...as he's flying through it? :lol:


I haven't opened or updated IE in years GF. It's definitely a black hole area on my PC. I'm not even sure what it looks like now.


That's the joys of working at financial companies. They build these multi-million dollar legacy systems and only replace them every 20+ years, always with massive headaches. Poor guy probably has to use IE (or perhaps he really is just computer illiterate) :lol:

One of our main pieces of software only fully functions in IE. One of our other main systems is still DOS based. It's a joke. Funny thing is though, the DOS based program from the 80's works far quicker than any newer browser-based platform they've built in recent years, the main issue is that nobody is left in IT who knows how to service it, and there's no third party support left either.

Now our newer system that runs in IE has been in use by half the company for 8+ years, they've been trying to roll it out for other departments and promised it's coming 'in 6-12 months' for that entire time, but after 8 years it's already completely outdated and unacceptable to the first half of the company they rolled it out to. Allegedly it has cost our little company of 300 employees over $20 million and I think we'll probably scrap it before it's even really complete. I've heard stories like this from almost everyone in the banking and insurance industries at various companies, but the cycle just keeps repeating.....

Hal-9000
08-17-2019, 06:08 PM
Yeah I just need a simple functional browser with minimal real estate being used.

Here's a screen of mine. You may want to right click/view image for the actual size.

I have a few tabs open and the necessary stuff :thumbsup:



https://i.imgur.com/jkgppkk.jpg

RBP
08-17-2019, 06:17 PM
Awesome tabs. :lol:

Hal-9000
08-17-2019, 06:21 PM
I always forget to crop :oops:

DemonGeminiX
08-18-2019, 08:14 AM
:shock:

My CPU temps are high! I better fix this quick.

Pony
08-18-2019, 11:50 AM
:shock:

My CPU temps are high! I better fix this quick.

Dirty fans or heatsink?

DemonGeminiX
08-18-2019, 12:34 PM
Dirty fans or heatsink?

I don't know, but I'm not taking any chances. The computer's 10 years old, so the thermal paste I used on it is 10 years old as well. I ordered a new tube of paste with a liquid cooler and until I get it, the desktop's off until I get it installed. I'm gonna start disassembling it today. I hope I didn't burn out the processor.

On top of that, I couldn't log in to my laptop, because the log in page wouldn't pop up on start. I'm thinking one of the updates fucked it up. I tried everything that I found online through my phone to fix it, but nothing worked. So I just finished reinstalling windows on my laptop and he we are right now. I'm posting from a ridiculously fresh install. Now I have to set everything up again.

I'm having so much fun right now. I'm not turning anything else on at all today, just to be safe. Yay! :lol:

Pony
08-18-2019, 01:34 PM
Fresh install!! :wank:

KevinD
08-18-2019, 11:58 PM
Tired of cleaning, cleaning and cleaning. Haven't picked up a guitar in 3 weeks now. Animals are starting to forget they're family.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-19-2019, 10:15 AM
:shock:

My CPU temps are high! I better fix this quick.

Ibuprofen helps reduce fever :-k

DemonGeminiX
08-19-2019, 10:52 AM
Ibuprofen helps reduce fever :-k

I bet there's a person out there on the web that read this comment and actually dumped a bottle of aspirin on their computer.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-19-2019, 10:53 AM
I bet there's a person out there on the web that read this comment and actually dumped a bottle of aspirin on their computer.

You have to grind it up first and mix it in a glass of water :facepalm:

DemonGeminiX
08-19-2019, 10:54 AM
:lol:

Yeah, that'll work.

Hal-9000
08-19-2019, 03:09 PM
:lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-19-2019, 03:24 PM
I should write a manual for taking care of PC's :-k

DemonGeminiX
08-19-2019, 03:26 PM
I should write a manual for taking care of PC's :-k

I bet you'd piss off a lot of people.

Hal-9000
08-19-2019, 03:29 PM
I should write a manual for taking care of PC's :-k

A good way to remove internal dust build up when you can't afford compressed air is to bring your pc into the shower :thumbsup:

Mine won't boot now but that's probably because I jiggled it or got some cords plugged in wrong.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-19-2019, 03:39 PM
I bet you'd piss off a lot of people.

:shifty:


A good way to remove internal dust build up when you can't afford compressed air is to bring your pc into the shower :thumbsup:

Mine won't boot now but that's probably because I jiggled it or got some cords plugged in wrong.

YES! :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-19-2019, 04:57 PM
Let's just have a fucking convention in my office :x

Hal-9000
08-19-2019, 04:58 PM
Use the fart Luke...

Teh One Who Knocks
08-19-2019, 05:01 PM
Use the fart Luke...

:beatdown:

Hal-9000
08-19-2019, 05:05 PM
Luke never beat up the force-ghost of Obi Wan :sad2:


it's good advice!

Teh One Who Knocks
08-19-2019, 05:07 PM
Because Luke went on to be a master with the Knights Templar :hand:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-19-2019, 10:23 PM
When my wife forgets something it's because "nobody reminded her" but when I forget something, I'm an asshole.

DemonGeminiX
08-19-2019, 11:28 PM
When my wife forgets something it's because "nobody reminded her" but when I forget something, I'm an asshole.

Just tell her she didn't remind you. Be sure to put on a crash helmet before you do it.

Keep in mind to take my suggestions very lightly as I've never been married. :lol:







I forgot how heavy this son of a bitch was. I think I was 20 times stronger 10 years ago when I put it together.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-20-2019, 11:50 AM
Just tell her she didn't remind you. Be sure to put on a crash helmet before you do it.

Keep in mind to take my suggestions very lightly as I've never been married. :lol:







I forgot how heavy this son of a bitch was. I think I was 20 times stronger 10 years ago when I put it together.

:slap:

Hal-9000
08-20-2019, 02:39 PM
When my wife forgets something it's because "nobody reminded her" but when I forget something, I'm an asshole.

:hug: You don't have to forget something to be an asshole

DemonGeminiX
08-20-2019, 02:44 PM
This laptop battery sucks. I might as well just take it out and keep the laptop plugged in full time.

Muddy
08-20-2019, 02:53 PM
This laptop battery sucks. I might as well just take it out and keep the laptop plugged in full time.

Throw all that old junk away and get you a new $30 one from Amazon Prime.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-20-2019, 02:54 PM
:hug: You don't have to forget something to be an asshole

:beatdown:

DemonGeminiX
08-20-2019, 03:10 PM
Throw all that old junk away and get you a new $30 one from Amazon Prime.

:hand:

Get outta here with yo' ol' crappy Seadoo.

Hal-9000
08-20-2019, 03:14 PM
:beatdown:

:wavey:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-20-2019, 03:25 PM
:wavey:

:true:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-20-2019, 04:17 PM
I need three sheets of plastic to run the job we have in the shop. Pretty easy, they are all 4' x 8' sheets and two of them are 1/4" and one is 1/2" thick. So, I go in the back and check the delivery and I have one 1/4 x 4 x 8 sheet, one 1/4" x 4' x 5' sheet, and one 3/8" x 4 x 8 sheet.

:|

:banghead:

Muddy
08-20-2019, 04:21 PM
:hand:

Get outta here with yo' ol' crappy Seadoo.

Get outta here with your ol' 1985 Texas instruments calculator laptop..!

Hal-9000
08-20-2019, 04:23 PM
I need three sheets of plastic to run the job we have in the shop. Pretty easy, they are all 4' x 8' sheets and two of them are 1/4" and one is 1/2" thick. So, I go in the back and check the delivery and I have one 1/4 x 4 x 8 sheet, one 1/4" x 4' x 5' sheet, and one 3/8" x 4 x 8 sheet.

:|

:banghead:

Maybe you should of ordered the correct sizes? :shrug:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-20-2019, 04:25 PM
Maybe you should of ordered the correct sizes? :shrug:

:beatdown: I :beatdown: did :beatdown: order :beatdown: the :beatdown: correct :beatdown: sizes! :beatdown:

Hal-9000
08-20-2019, 05:27 PM
Then use some good glue and make your two 1/4'' x 4 x 8 sheets using a bandsaw and the 3/8'' sheet, then reorder the one sheet you need :x

DemonGeminiX
08-20-2019, 05:27 PM
Wow, this fucker is dusty as hell. I need the shop vac for this.


Get outta here with your ol' 1985 Texas instruments calculator laptop..!

Get outta here with your ol' wooden abacus.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-20-2019, 05:37 PM
Then use some good glue and make your two 1/4'' x 4 x 8 sheets using a bandsaw and the 3/8'' sheet, then reorder the one sheet you need :x

One of the 1/4" sheets is already 3 feet too short :punish:

DemonGeminiX
08-20-2019, 08:39 PM
I need more compressed air. There is so much dust in this thing.

DemonGeminiX
08-20-2019, 09:50 PM
Apple is entering the streaming TV arena. Disney's gonna slaughter them.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-20-2019, 10:48 PM
I need more compressed air. There is so much dust in this thing.Take a deep breath and hold it :dunno:

Godfather
08-21-2019, 12:39 AM
Apple is entering the streaming TV arena. Disney's gonna slaughter them.

And we the consumer will be the loser. Back to the hell of cable tv where you have to subscribe to a billion different channels just to get one or two shows you like from each of them... plus we'll still need cable for the foreseeable future for sports :|

DemonGeminiX
08-21-2019, 12:51 AM
We could always go back to reading and tell TV/Movies to go to hell.

Entertainment news: the Marvel-Sony partnership is over. All over a financing dispute. Marvel will no longer be involved in Spider-man films and Spidey is out of the MCU as of this time.

DemonGeminiX
08-21-2019, 01:32 AM
They're making a Matrix 4.

lost in melb.
08-21-2019, 02:16 AM
Please tell me this is a hoax

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Denmark is a very special country with incredible people, but based on Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen’s comments, that she would have no interest in discussing the purchase of Greenland, I will be postponing our meeting scheduled in two weeks for another time....</p>&mdash; Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) <a href="https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1163961882945970176?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 20, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

DemonGeminiX
08-21-2019, 05:53 AM
Apparently not.

Godfather
08-21-2019, 07:03 AM
Greenlands going through a drough, heat wave and forest fires... whoever fixes that should get to claim it.

Siberia and the Amazon Rain Forest are on fire and disgustingly mismanaged too so they should be up for grabs as well IMO.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-21-2019, 10:10 AM
Greenlands going through a drough, heat wave and forest fires... whoever fixes that should get to claim it.

Siberia and the Amazon Rain Forest are on fire and disgustingly mismanaged too so they should be up for grabs as well IMO.

Maybe we can put together a consortium of us members here at the forum and apply for national and international grants to form a think tank :-k

Pony
08-21-2019, 10:20 AM
Maybe we can put together a consortium of us members here at the forum and apply for national and international grants to form a think tank :-k

Hundreds of millions of dollars to chat about it and every 6 months come up with some BS report about how we need more time and money to continue our research? Count me in!

Teh One Who Knocks
08-21-2019, 10:22 AM
Hundreds of millions of dollars to chat about it and every 6 months come up with some BS report about how we need more time and money to continue our research? Count me in!

Sometimes I don't appreciate my own genius. 8-)

Teh One Who Knocks
08-21-2019, 12:49 PM
Summer's going fast
Nights growing colder
Children growing up
Old friends growing older
Freeze this moment
A little bit longer
Make each sensation
A little bit stronger
Experience slips away
Experience slips away
The innocence slips away

lost in melb.
08-21-2019, 01:11 PM
Apparently not.

He's insane

fricnjay
08-21-2019, 03:10 PM
They're making a Matrix 4.

I read this last night, it will have Keanu Reeves, Carrie-Anne Moss reprising their roles but not Laurence Fishburne apparently but Lana Wachowski will be writing and directing.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-21-2019, 03:11 PM
They're making a Matrix 4.


I read this last night, it will have Keanu Reeves, Carrie-Anne Moss reprising their roles but not Laurence Fishburne apparently but Lana Wachowski will be writing and directing.

:yawn:

Hal-9000
08-21-2019, 03:12 PM
Summer's going fast
Nights growing colder
Children growing up
Old friends growing older
Freeze this moment
A little bit longer
Make each sensation
A little bit stronger
Experience slips away
Experience slips away
The innocence slips away

:hand: Time stand still.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-21-2019, 03:15 PM
:hand: Time stand still.

Or even stands still....

Hal-9000
08-21-2019, 03:21 PM
Or even stands still....

:nono:

TIME.STAND.STILL.

Geddy says so it is.

Hal-9000
08-21-2019, 03:25 PM
You know who is hilarious? Alex Lifeson in any interview :lol:

He used to create this character on the road called The Bag and entertain the other bands on tour.

Here he is talking about (and imitating) Ace Frehley from Kiss :lol:






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykGIq_fBa3U

Teh One Who Knocks
08-21-2019, 03:28 PM
:nono:

TIME.STAND.STILL.

Geddy says so it is.

https://i.imgur.com/V9PzbYy.png

Hal-9000
08-21-2019, 03:32 PM
Don't quote if you can't speak the Canadian [-(

Teh One Who Knocks
08-21-2019, 03:33 PM
Don't quote if you can't speak the Canadian [-(

Learn American! :x

Hal-9000
08-21-2019, 03:36 PM
Learn American! :x

I have to revert back to grade four grammar? :-s


:sad2:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-21-2019, 03:37 PM
I have to revert back to grade four grammar? :-s


:sad2:

:beatdown:

Hal-9000
08-21-2019, 03:40 PM
So I go into my vaunted hal-9000 folder looking for my old sig. I have a lot of sigs and avatars :shock:

I must have got frustrated at one point as one is named 'halsig3million' :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-21-2019, 03:42 PM
I had so much saved at one point from back in the old AS days but I lost them in a hard drive crash :(

Hal-9000
08-21-2019, 03:49 PM
I had so much saved at one point from back in the old AS days but I lost them in a hard drive crash :(

Hope you had a seat belt on :(


Here's a small cross section of sigs only...


https://i.imgur.com/FRdObQ5.jpg

Hal-9000
08-21-2019, 03:50 PM
and halsig3million is... :rofl:


https://i.imgur.com/N0u9zwq.jpg



:lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-21-2019, 03:51 PM
Memories....

Hal-9000
08-21-2019, 03:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU7dfhYRw90&list=PL4J5vKEAoxN14WAHr_kIcpVBcsn24oa3m&index=3

Teh One Who Knocks
08-21-2019, 03:56 PM
https://i.imgur.com/19JqUz4l.jpg

fricnjay
08-21-2019, 04:02 PM
So I go into my vaunted hal-9000 folder looking for my old sig. I have a lot of sigs and avatars :shock:

I must have got frustrated at one point as one is named 'halsig3million' :lol:


I had so much saved at one point from back in the old AS days but I lost them in a hard drive crash :(

I still have a drive with a lot of the stuff I did back then somewhere. :-k

Hal-9000
08-21-2019, 04:03 PM
https://i.imgur.com/19JqUz4l.jpg

:bong:

DemonGeminiX
08-21-2019, 05:24 PM
Every day, I spend more time blocking spam email and deleting junk then I do reading the 2 or 3 emails that actually matter to me.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-21-2019, 05:29 PM
Every day, I spend more time blocking spam email and deleting junk then I do reading the 2 or 3 emails that actually matter to me.

Delete your e-mail accounts, problem solved :tup:

PorkChopSandwiches
08-21-2019, 06:11 PM
White Claw

Teh One Who Knocks
08-21-2019, 11:43 PM
White ClawIs that your Indian name?

DemonGeminiX
08-22-2019, 02:18 AM
You don't waste no time at all
Don't hear the bell but you answer the call
It comes to you as to us all
Yeah, we're just waiting for the hammer to fall

Teh One Who Knocks
08-22-2019, 10:35 AM
Just saw that Phoenix set back-to-back record highs Tuesday and Wednesday, it was 114° (46C) both days. Why people live there is beyond me.

DemonGeminiX
08-22-2019, 12:20 PM
Because it's not California? If the big one hits and Cali falls into the ocean, Arizona will become beach front property.

And I've just seen that your boy Hockaloogie is running for the US Senate.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-22-2019, 12:22 PM
Because it's not California? If the big one hits and Cali falls into the ocean, Arizona will become beach front property.

And I've just seen that your boy Hockaloogie is running for the US Senate.

There's lots of places that aren't California and that don't share the same temps as hell does.

He was always going to run for the Senate. Gardner (R-Colorado) has been listed as a vulnerable seat for awhile since Colorado is going blue.

DemonGeminiX
08-22-2019, 12:27 PM
There's lots of places that aren't California and that don't share the same temps as hell does.

He was always going to run for the Senate. Gardner (R-Colorado) has been listed as a vulnerable seat for awhile since Colorado is going blue.

If Arizona took care of the illegals and the gangs, I'd have no problem with living there. There's always air conditioning.

Hopefully your state has gotten a clue since it turned blue and flips back to red.

Godfather
08-22-2019, 02:43 PM
Arizona housing must be cheap eh? I've looked at renting on VRBO there a few times for golf trips and you can get damn nice 3-4 bedroom houses with pools in the Spring or Fall when it's not too hot for a couple hundred a night or less. Comes out really cheap split 5-6 ways. Flights there are affordable too.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-22-2019, 02:45 PM
Arizona housing must be cheap eh? I've looked at renting on VRBO there a few times for golf trips and you can get damn nice 3-4 bedroom houses with pools in the Spring or Fall when it's not too hot for a couple hundred a night or less. Comes out really cheap split 5-6 ways. Flights there are affordable too.

https://i.imgur.com/TgtvsLG.png

Godfather
08-22-2019, 02:48 PM
Oh damn, just a couple houses on the market eh :lol: Looks like half the city wants to move.

Godfather
08-22-2019, 02:49 PM
I've been to Scottsdale with my Dad a few times. You can play a round of golf with a cart on a decent track for well under $50 which is a friggin' steal compared to here.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-22-2019, 02:50 PM
And that's only a small section of the city :lol: But really, would you want to live there in the summer with temps over 110° (43C) more often than not? :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-22-2019, 02:52 PM
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2205-E-Colter-St-Phoenix-AZ-85016/62729031_zpid/

Here you go :tup:

Godfather
08-22-2019, 02:55 PM
And that's only a small section of the city :lol: But really, would you want to live there in the summer with temps over 110° (43C) more often than not? :lol:

Hell no. I've been to Vegas in 40+ heat and it was disgusting. If I had stupid money though I might own a house somewhere in AZ for the Spring/Fall when it rains too much here. Nice short flight down, you can shoot guns, and every golf course down there seems to be right beside a shopping mall. Drop the wives off, go play a round. It'd be perfect

Godfather
08-22-2019, 02:56 PM
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2205-E-Colter-St-Phoenix-AZ-85016/62729031_zpid/

Here you go :tup:

That's a bit steep for me, but a luxury home at under $500 per sqft is a steal compared to up here even adjusted to our Canadian monopoly money :lol:

Goofy
08-22-2019, 03:30 PM
I've been to Scottsdale with my Dad a few times. You can play a round of golf with a cart on a decent track for well under $50 which is a friggin' steal compared to here.
We visited Scottsdale when i was a kid....... i pretty much spent the entire time in the pool :hot:

fricnjay
08-22-2019, 10:23 PM
Did the site go down for a bit?

Pony
08-22-2019, 10:54 PM
I've been to Scottsdale with my Dad a few times. You can play a round of golf with a cart on a decent track for well under $50 which is a friggin' steal compared to here.

There was a mad rush 20 or so years ago where everyone moved to that area. More recently (10 years?) has been the mad rush to around Lance's area. It's like the mass migration of 20 something YO liberals looking for paradise.

DemonGeminiX
08-22-2019, 10:57 PM
I think so for a little bit, Jay. I was getting a DNS error.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-22-2019, 11:39 PM
There was a mad rush 20 or so years ago where everyone moved to that area. More recently (10 years?) has been the mad rush to around Lance's area. It's like the mass migration of 20 something YO liberals looking for paradise.Make them stop coming here! :x

DemonGeminiX
08-22-2019, 11:50 PM
There was a mad rush 20 or so years ago where everyone moved to that area. More recently (10 years?) has been the mad rush to around Lance's area. It's like the mass migration of 20 something YO liberals looking for paradise.

They're looking for paradise but they're deluded as to how that paradise was created. Then they go vote and elect the candidates that fuck it all up.

Pony
08-23-2019, 12:39 AM
Make them stop coming here! :x

They will stop on their own once they are done destroying the entire area. Get out now before your home value plummets and they tax you out of the area.

They're looking for paradise but they're deluded as to how that paradise was created. Then they go vote and elect the candidates that fuck it all up.

Yep, Move out there in droves, then elect people to change everything that attracted them in the first place. End result the taxes skyrocket and home values that tripled in value start to slip. Those that were supporting the economy decide to flee while they can which starts a cascade of homes going on the market, loss of tax revenue that was already at deficit levels due to the "everyone deserves free stuff" policies and the whole system crashes.

Welcome to Venezuela City Colorado!

DemonGeminiX
08-23-2019, 02:57 PM
Holy shit, that video card was dusty as hell. There was more dust in that video card than there was in the rest of the computer case.

Hal-9000
08-23-2019, 03:46 PM
:-k

Imagine Epstein did commit suicide. A couple of weeks ago he apparently moved close to a half billion in funds to an account that authorities have indicated they may have trouble accessing for whatever reasons.

So the guy was loaded and one of two things has occurred.

1. He has enough dirt/information on important people that he felt suicide was a preferred option over something they may do to him.
2. And/or he's done enough unsavory things himself, over and above what the world already knows, that he needed to take himself out to avoid lifelong harassment/embarrassment.

I'm sensing there's yet another component to his crimes that the public may never know. The guy guy was loaded and had to endure a trial that may or may not have shown he provided underage girls for important people. With his money and connections he could have gotten a deal which didn't involve much prison time and even if it did, he was in a position to OJ himself out of it.

That means there are bodies buried somewhere :-k

DemonGeminiX
08-23-2019, 11:55 PM
Dammit, Asus. You couldn't give me just one more 4-pin chassis fan connector on this motherboard?

lost in melb.
08-24-2019, 01:14 AM
Dammit, Asus. You couldn't give me just one more 4-pin chassis fan connector on this motherboard?

Try a splitter?

lost in melb.
08-24-2019, 01:14 AM
first cool evening since I've arrived

RBP
08-24-2019, 03:25 AM
https://i.imgur.com/EugaFCZ.png?1

:woot:

Muddy
08-24-2019, 03:30 AM
first cool evening since I've arrived

Nice.. aint it?

lost in melb.
08-24-2019, 03:43 AM
Nice.. aint it?

really nice. I had a small walk and sat in the dark as the mist rolled through.

DemonGeminiX
08-24-2019, 09:03 AM
Try a splitter?

I don't have a splitter. I bought a 4-pin to 3-pin cable. I also had to buy a molex to SATA cable, since my board doesn't have any 15-pin SATA power ports. It's funny because my PSU came with a metric ton of conversion and extension cables... just not the ones I need. When it comes to this build, I always feel like listening to Alanis Morissette.

So, I'm putting this on ice again until Monday/Tuesday.

DemonGeminiX
08-24-2019, 02:35 PM
Kit Harrington is reportedly joining the MCU in an undisclosed role in an unspecified movie.

DemonGeminiX
08-24-2019, 10:29 PM
Kit Harrington is reportedly joining the MCU in an undisclosed role in an unspecified movie.

Just released: He's gonna be in the Eternals playing The Black Knight/Dane Whitman.

DemonGeminiX
08-25-2019, 01:04 PM
Cause all I wanna do is be there for the things that you're going through
Well is it good for you? Is it good for you?
Cause you haunt my nights when I don't know where my life should go
Well is it good for you? Is it good for you?

Teh One Who Knocks
08-26-2019, 12:52 PM
Got scolded by my optometrist on Friday for buying Visine/Clear Eyes type eye drops. I guess they are actually fairly bad for you except in extreme moderation.

Pony
08-26-2019, 01:18 PM
Got scolded by my optometrist on Friday for buying Visine/Clear Eyes type eye drops. I guess they are actually fairly bad for you except in extreme moderation.

My eyes have been itching like crazy for days, All puffy and dark under them from allergies. I finally got a hold of my allergist this morning, was hoping to get in for a shot but he's out fishing. Between his schedule and mine the soonest I think I'll be able to get in is next week. I may not survive that long.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-26-2019, 01:27 PM
My eyes have been itching like crazy for days, All puffy and dark under them from allergies. I finally got a hold of my allergist this morning, was hoping to get in for a shot but he's out fishing. Between his schedule and mine the soonest I think I'll be able to get in is next week. I may not survive that long.

She gave me a sample of different eye drops and what a difference they make. They are pricier though. And I've been into the Claritin every day now, pollen is getting bad here, especially since it's so dry here. I think the last time we had rain here there was a guy named Noah building an ark.

Pony
08-26-2019, 01:34 PM
I'm severe with Ragweed pollen, If I don't get it under control now it will keep getting worse til I end up with bronchitis and possibly pneumonia. So far my sinuses aren't horrible, I can still breathe through my nose and there isn't snot running down my face or throat....yet. I hope I can make it another week.

Hal-9000
08-26-2019, 02:31 PM
I go to the shopping store at 7:30 to avoid people, not to argue about the price of pie! :x

Keep your 7 dollar pie Superstore.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-26-2019, 02:32 PM
I go to the shopping store at 7:30 to avoid people, not to argue about the price of pie! :x

Keep your 7 dollar pie Superstore.

$6.75, final offer! :x

Hal-9000
08-26-2019, 02:38 PM
$6.75, final offer! :x

Big sign says 3.00. Cashier puts it through at 7 and change.

I say - That pie is on sale, I can see the sign from here.

She says - I can't get a price checker on the phone, I'm not busy let's go.

We get there and she says - The 3 dollar price is for the HALF PIES. (there are no half pies sitting there)
The price tag is on the box you're holding.

I say humorously - That's a little misleading considering there's about 10 boxes of pie sitting under THAT HUGE THREE DOLLAR SIGN.

She has a heated exchange in some Asian dialect with the bakery worker. Bakery worker comes out in a huff looking at me, takes the sign down.

I ask for a refund now that the pie and my morning is ruined. The pie will taste less good now [-(

Teh One Who Knocks
08-26-2019, 02:46 PM
Big sign says 3.00. Cashier puts it through at 7 and change.

I say - That pie is on sale, I can see the sign from here.

She says - I can't get a price checker on the phone, I'm not busy let's go.

We get there and she says - The 3 dollar price is for the HALF PIES. (there are no half pies sitting there)
The price tag is on the box you're holding.

I say humorously - That's a little misleading considering there's about 10 boxes of pie sitting under THAT HUGE THREE DOLLAR SIGN.

She has a heated exchange in some Asian dialect with the bakery worker. Bakery worker comes out in a huff looking at me, takes the sign down.

I ask for a refund now that the pie and my morning is ruined. The pie will taste less good now [-(

What kinda pie? :-k

Hal-9000
08-26-2019, 02:59 PM
Apples and Cinnamon

Teh One Who Knocks
08-26-2019, 03:01 PM
Well worth $7 :hand:

Hal-9000
08-26-2019, 03:03 PM
I'm on a budget and 3 dollar pie is fine for a treat, 7 dollar pie is for kings! :x

Teh One Who Knocks
08-26-2019, 03:07 PM
All pie is for kings, peasants eat cake :hand:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-26-2019, 03:15 PM
Although I'm pretty picky when it comes to store bought apple pies. Usually the apples are rarely done right. They're either to hard (like undercooked) or they have a chewy texture to them.

Hal-9000
08-26-2019, 03:28 PM
Most of the bakery items like that are made by Farmer's Market, which do a good job on pies and cookies.


Pie is a something I eat only when I can't afford cake.

My bro actually bought some assorted cheesecake slices and left some here. I was thinking of him, while I was eating it using my swollen hand...


:rofl:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-26-2019, 03:37 PM
:shakehead:

Hal-9000
08-26-2019, 03:42 PM
Spoke to the sister last night and she heard about the dust up :oops:

She's coming in late September to properly scold me in person :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-26-2019, 03:53 PM
Spoke to the sister last night and she heard about the dust up :oops:

She's coming in late September to properly scold me in person :lol:

Come on, part of her has to know that he (your brother) finally got what was coming to him after all these years.

Hal-9000
08-26-2019, 03:57 PM
Come on, part of her has to know that he (your brother) finally got what was coming to him after all these years.

I think her exact expression was - I heard that during ____'s visit you guys had a serious conversation and you got the last word.

He went to the ER...really hal?? :lol:

Mom and Dad wouldn't appreciate that....


She made a good point :oops:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-26-2019, 03:58 PM
I think her exact expression was - I heard that during ____'s visit you guys had a serious conversation and you got the last word.

He went to the ER...really hal?? :lol:

Mom and Dad wouldn't appreciate that....


She made a good point :oops:

No, but would they appreciate the way he has been treating you since everything has happened? So all in all, he got what he deserved and maybe, just maybe, it will have humbled him a bit/ I guess you won't find out about that though until you have to interact with him next time.

Hal-9000
08-26-2019, 04:04 PM
No, but would they appreciate the way he has been treating you since everything has happened? So all in all, he got what he deserved and maybe, just maybe, it will have humbled him a bit/ I guess you won't find out about that though until you have to interact with him next time.

Your post is all full of logic and correct ideals...there's truth there but also embarrassment. I know something is gone and being very serious and then shutting up about it, I think my desire for his approval is gone along with helping my self esteem a little. It felt like reaching a destination without knowing I was going somewhere. I know for sure next time we see each other in person he'll be listening more attentively :lol:

Hal-9000
08-26-2019, 04:09 PM
Must be my day to bitch.

Saturday night at around 10:30 I get a call from the cordless phone at the place that looks after my Mom.

A nurse in very broken English says my Mom had a temperature, didn't use the bathroom etc and I asked how long has this been going on for and how is she now?

Person says they gave her Tylenol and her temp came down to 37.2 (which is normal body temperature), she took some fluids and used the bathroom.

So I ask - You're making me worried calling here with this information. Is there something I should do?

She says - Oh no, just wanted to tell you before the night nurse came on duty.


:-k

I had just visited my Mom on Friday, she was fine. I called there yesterday morning and person on duty tells me things are normal. WTF?

Teh One Who Knocks
08-26-2019, 04:20 PM
Must be my day to bitch.

Saturday night at around 10:30 I get a call from the cordless phone at the place that looks after my Mom.

A nurse in very broken English says my Mom had a temperature, didn't use the bathroom etc and I asked how long has this been going on for and how is she now?

Person says they gave her Tylenol and her temp came down to 37.2 (which is normal body temperature), she took some fluids and used the bathroom.

So I ask - You're making me worried calling here with this information. Is there something I should do?

She says - Oh no, just wanted to tell you before the night nurse came on duty.


:-k

I had just visited my Mom on Friday, she was fine. I called there yesterday morning and person on duty tells me things are normal. WTF?

That's just ridiculous to call you with information like that when everything ended up being fine. :facepalm:

Hal-9000
08-26-2019, 04:40 PM
They called me one Sunday morning to tell me they were painting the hallways.

Every time that number comes up on my cell I instantly brace myself and think about my next actions and phone calls that need to be made.

And if I say - Stop phoning me with trivial shit! They'll take it the wrong way and not call again.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-26-2019, 04:45 PM
They called me one Sunday morning to tell me they were painting the hallways.

Every time that number comes up on my cell I instantly brace myself and think about my next actions and phone calls that need to be made.

And if I say - Stop phoning me with trivial shit! They'll take it the wrong way and not call again.

Oh I know, it's a damned if you do, damned if you don't situation.

Hal-9000
08-26-2019, 04:52 PM
I shouldn't put that place in a bad light. They do care about my Mom and all of the workers know her and her needs.

They also know who I am and readily approach me when a I visit giving me little updates.

I thought for some reason Saturday was the start of the end of her life and while I don't want to see her go, I've changed my attitude on what mercy really is.

Like cancer, dementia is a horrible disease and takes everything. My Mom had a bite of the cookies I made on Friday and that was everything for me. Wish I could get her back :(

Hal-9000
08-26-2019, 04:53 PM
Okay that was too depressing.

I've got places to clean and resumes to be ignored!

Teh One Who Knocks
08-26-2019, 04:55 PM
I shouldn't put that place in a bad light. They do care about my Mom and all of the workers know her and her needs.

They also know who I am and readily approach me when a I visit giving me little updates.

I thought for some reason Saturday was the start of the end of her life and while I don't want to see her go, I've changed my attitude on what mercy really is.

Like cancer, dementia is a horrible disease and takes everything. My Mom had a bite of the cookies I made on Friday and that was everything for me. Wish I could get her back :(

I know how you feel, trust me. Towards the end with m y dad, the stroke just devastated him. He was nearly impossible to understand and he never made it comfortable to visit. I couldn't even get him out of his room (which had no chairs and he had a roommate because we couldn't afford a private room) to go to the common area. He rarely would interact with us when we went, most of the time just staring blankly at the TV changing the channel every 30 seconds. I hate that is the last memories of my dad that I will have. So even though it's for different reasons (dementia vs stroke) I can completely sympathize with you.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-26-2019, 04:55 PM
Okay that was too depressing.

I've got places to clean and resumes to be ignored!

We can ignore you here too [-(

Hal-9000
08-26-2019, 05:02 PM
I know how you feel, trust me. Towards the end with m y dad, the stroke just devastated him. He was nearly impossible to understand and he never made it comfortable to visit. I couldn't even get him out of his room (which had no chairs and he had a roommate because we couldn't afford a private room) to go to the common area. He rarely would interact with us when we went, most of the time just staring blankly at the TV changing the channel every 30 seconds. I hate that is the last memories of my dad that I will have. So even though it's for different reasons (dementia vs stroke) I can completely sympathize with you.

Watching someone get old is never easy. I just said to my sister that now Mom is 'current Mom' and I have troubles remembering her before the dementia. My only advice is memories are selective meaning you can select them too. Try to remember the better times with your Dad, like maybe watching a game together or just eating a meal. I remember when it was you and him against the world...no wife and kid, no house, no smart phone...

My Mom and Dad took us out the backyard one day to explain his will. One sheet of lined paper with his life on it within a few lines. My Mom specifically said - If I end up losing my mind just shoot me, don't put me in a home where people have to look after me. My Dad agreed and said the same thing.

Now, the conversation between my sister, brother and I is - What happens if one of us starts showing those signs? We've all seen cancer and dementia first hand and that changes everything.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-26-2019, 05:04 PM
Watching someone get old is never easy. I just said to my sister that now Mom is 'current Mom' and I have troubles remembering her before the dementia. My only advice is memories are selective meaning you can select them too. Try to remember the better times with your Dad, like maybe watching a game together or just eating a meal. I remember when it was you and him against the world...no wife and kid, no house, no smart phone...

My Mom and Dad took us out the backyard one day to explain his will. One sheet of lined paper with his life on it within a few lines. My Mom specifically said - If I end up losing my mind just shoot me, don't put me in a home where people have to look after me. My Dad agreed and said the same thing.

Now, the conversation between my sister, brother and I is - What happens if one of us starts showing those signs? We've all seen cancer and dementia first hand and that changes everything.

Yeah, it sucks. Life can be extremely cruel sometimes, that's for sure.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-26-2019, 05:05 PM
Speaking of health issues, I have to try and see if I can get my blood pressure down a bit :-k

Hal-9000
08-26-2019, 05:10 PM
One of my best and worst memories of my Dad was watching the last concert of the Tragically Hip. Gord Downie had been diagnosed with brain cancer and my Dad asked me who he was, why was this so important to Canada?

After watching a few songs my Dad said - Well it's not my music but I sure admire that young man's courage. I bet he's got a lot of doctors with him.

My Dad was just in the diagnosis/treatment phase of his cancer and we averaged two appointments per week. Consultation/imaging, then treatment.

I watched one Grey Cup, one Super Bowl and one tragically Hip concert with him before he left me :(

Hal-9000
08-26-2019, 05:12 PM
Speaking of health issues, I have to try and see if I can get my blood pressure down a bit :-k

Oooh, results from your physical?

Hey I was cleaning the BBQ this past weekend because I hadn't used it for years. I cut my thumb with the wire brush and immediately thought of you and the tetanus shot :rofl:

Brush and BBQ was filthy. I'm not sure what all of the crap was I cleaned out of it as I'm the only one who's used it :-k