Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Loser]

Just seen 12 midgets fighting

and no link? :x

[deebakes]

that's what i was thinking :sad2:

[DemonGeminiX]

Thinking I only have a few hours to get this assignment done. :|

Git er done, boy!

[JoeyB]

Just seen 12 midgets fisting.

Corrected.

[Godfather]

Fuggin' racoons in my compost bin are driving me NUTS. The same two buddies keep showing up. I've got it strapped down and a brick on top every night. The straps are no problem for them to get off, but they can't move the brick.

So now they've just clawed the piss out of the plastic lid. Destroyed it.

Too bad shooting within city limits is so dammed illegal....

[DemonGeminiX]

Sometimes I get tired of how this world rewards the wrong people and the wrong things.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I hope my boss is in a good mood today :-k

[redred]

i think i've found my new tv :dance2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What one?

[redred]

i think this one http://www.amazon.co.uk/Sony-KDL40CX523BU-Widescreen-Internet-Freeview/dp/B00504DVY8/ref=sr_1_1?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1320406751&sr=1-1 the reviews seem ok ,remembering your not buying a top spec tv ,i think some people forget this when they do reviews sometimes ,saw it in the supermarket today and looks good

+ sony give you £100 cash back so a 40'' tv for £345 seems a very good price ,i'll them move my 32'' upstairs into my bedroom

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Doesn't look too bad at all :tup:

[redred]

just need the final say so now :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Just buy it :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://store.sony.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?catalogId=10551&storeId=10151&langId=-1&productId=8198552921666327045&CSRT=4985628072439599224

Here's what you should get :tup:

[redred]

i would need to remove my fire place to get that in :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Then better get started :tup:

[redred]

fine haven't got nothing better to do today :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:woot:

[redred]

got a hammer?

[Acid Trip]

PC: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16883103372

Monitor: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16824009255

"The handsome black Aspire M3 Series combines a powerful processor, top-level graphics"

God I hate Marketing/Sales people. Since when is integrated video considered "top-level graphics"? Never!

[Noilly Pratt]

Just seen 12 midgets fighting

If this is out your front window, it's time to move. If it's on your TV, then that's fine...

Are they enacting the 12 days of Christmas early?? Can't wait to see what happens tomorrow when 11 happens. :D


got a hammer?

If' I had a hammer...

[Godfather]

http://store.sony.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?catalogId=10551&storeId=10151&langId=-1&productId=8198552921666327045&CSRT=4985628072439599224

Here's what you should get :tup:

:lol: Awesome. Does it come in 80"

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I think that was the biggest on their website :(

[Joebob034]

Nickelback :dance:

:slap:

[RBP]

Again I should be studying. :|

[Hal-9000]

Tonight I believe I will do something I haven't done in a long time...

buy a bottle of some sort of booze and sit down and get drunk


this should be fun

[redred]

make sure you drunk post :tup: that way you get up real early and try and edit your posts before anyone see's:lol:

[Hal-9000]

make sure you drunk post :tup: that way you get up real early and try and edit your posts before anyone see's:lol:

I have lots of practice being shit-faced on weed every night, no problemo :lol:


although I haven't drank for eons...Imma be wasted :oops:

[MrsM]

Can't wait to get home and relax

[Hal-9000]

Can't wait to get home and relax

Me too...we had a little dump of snow this morning and turned almost every street to ice.My average speed to work today was 12 kilometers per hour and I still was sliding at some lights.

Will be good to cozy up to a bottle and my pc :)

[minz]

Grrrrrrrrrrr I hate myself sometimes... *cries*

[MrsM]

Grrrrrrrrrrr I hate myself sometimes... *cries*

Oh Minz :hug: don't cry

[JoeyB]

Grrrrrrrrrrr I hate myself sometimes... *cries*

It's alright, you can't always achieve orgasm.

[Pony]

Grrrrrrrrrrr I hate myself sometimes... *cries*
:hug:

[Loser]

Me too...we had a little dump of snow this morning and turned almost every street to ice.My average speed to work today was 12 kilometers per hour and I still was sliding at some lights.

Will be good to cozy up to a bottle and my pc :)

I'm hotlinking because I'm lazy :lol:

but.....

http://www.samswhisky.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Johnny-Walker-Black-Label.jpg

[minz]

I’ve calmed down a bit now and I've got the place to myself, it’s so peaceful and quiet outside now that the fireworks have finished, all you can hear now are the Owls hooting, and what a lovely sound that is. :)

[Goofy]

make sure you drunk post :tup: that way you get up real early and try and edit your posts before anyone see's:lol:

You edit your drunk posts? You sad bastard :lol:

[Loser]

You edit your drunk posts? You sad bastard :lol:

That needs to be quoted :lmao:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You edit your drunk posts? You sad bastard :lol:

:drunkpost:

[Hal-9000]

I’ve calmed down a bit now and I've got the place to myself, it’s so peaceful and quiet outside now that the fireworks have finished, all you can hear now are the Owls hooting, and what a lovely sound that is. :)

Fireworks? On November 4th?

why?

[Hal-9000]

my hands hurt i can't type any more :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Grrrrrrrrrrr I hate myself sometimes... *cries*

there there, just lay down and put your head in uncle hals lap....(face down)

everythign will be alright in a minute :thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

dammit this damn keyboard without a feckin caps lock light :x :x


how could you make a keyboard without a light ffs??

[KevinD]

Hmm, I was gonna talk about ripping out my kitchen yesterday, and the beginnings of putting it back together today..but, after reading the yesterdays posts here, all I can think of is Hal is drunk, and I'm not there to cornholio him...

Tomorrow is counter-tops, and if that goes well, the cook top, and sink. Flooring should be in Tues. then the wife gets to paint. lol

[DemonGeminiX]

Fireworks? On November 4th?

why?

The 5th of November is Guy Fawkes' Day.



I'm thinking, well, that was an adventure.

[Godfather]

Remember remember...

[JoeyB]

That is some beautiful music.

[MrsM]

I really should get my ass in gear and do something... but also enjoying just sitting around

[Godfather]

I like having Sunday and Monday off... but working on Saturdays always makes me feel sorry for myself :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

There is no pain you are receding.
A distant ship, smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move, but I can't hear what you're saying.

When I was a child, I had a fever.
My hands felt just like two balloons.
Now I've got that feeling once again.
I can't explain, you would not understand.
This is not how I am.

I... have become comfortably numb.

[Loser]

Always thought that song was more for when you're tripping balls.... :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

USA people: Gotta turn our clocks back tonight.

1:59am -> 1:00am

[Godfather]

Yayyy, free hour sleep in tomorrow :mrgreen:

Going to be depressing going home from work in the dark though...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Got the new PC and monitor set up for my dad....new monitor looks good :)

[Hal-9000]

Get some games in that sucker pronto! :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

He can load whatever he wants onto it, not my department :hand:

[Hal-9000]

Probably for the better....he needs more than Advanced Tetris 2000 and Sims Neighborhood:Minesweeper Edition

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I've never played SIMS in my life :nono:

[RBP]

I ate too much lasagna. :|

[DemonGeminiX]

I ate too much lasagna. :|

:nono:

You can't eat too much lasagna.

:-k

Unless the lasagna sucks, but then you wouldn't be eating it at all.

:huh:

Unless you're fucked up in the head.

[RBP]

The lasagna is awesome and there's only 1 chunk left after I chowed it.

I think my stomach shrunk in the hospital. :-k

Well my internal organ "the stomach" may have but the gut remains. :sad2:

[deebakes]

http://i1134.photobucket.com/albums/m616/sarasalas817/garfield-2.gif

[Leefro]

I need sleep less poker

[RBP]

Go to bed!

[Leefro]

I am

But also playing poker ;)

[Hal-9000]

wow...

I'm on facebook maybe once a month.I was looking at my nephew's profile pic and noticed that some asshole put a pretty serious comment calling my nephew's pic gay and telling him to fuck off.It wasn't a joke, because my nephew responded with a very serious comment himself.I joined that little comment section and asked my nephew if this 'EVAN' was an expert on the subject of being gay and to ignore him...as we were brought up not to hit girls....

I logged onto facebook last night and had a message from EVAN...it said "fuck u, ur going to die"

:lol:

I've been debating on responding to his threat directly or going on my nephew's page and asking him if this EVAN knows that I visit there frequently and that I may break his face in person....these guys are 17, 18 years old....

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ask him if he wants to hug it out :lmao:

[MrsM]

wow...

I'm on facebook maybe once a month.I was looking at my nephew's profile pic and noticed that some asshole put a pretty serious comment calling my nephew's pic gay and telling him to fuck off.It wasn't a joke, because my nephew responded with a very serious comment himself.I joined that little comment section and asked my nephew if this 'EVAN' was an expert on the subject of being gay and to ignore him...as we were not brought up to hit girls....

I logged onto facebook last night and had a message from EVAN...it said "fuck u, ur going to die"

:lol:

I've been debating on responding to his threat directly or going on my nephew's page and asking him if this EVAN knows that I visit there frequently and that I may break his face in person....these guys are 17, 18 years old....

You should see if his mother is on FB - send his commets to her and also call her sexy and see if she wants to meet up for coffee to discuss

[Hal-9000]

My nephew has thousands of facebook friends and I found it odd back in June that one of them would take the time to make a shitty comment towards his picture...Nephew is a bit of a celebrity as it's a small community and his brother was killed in 2007.For the most part people are kind to him and he treats his friends well.

The EVAN person made the same sort of muscular threat to him as to me...and part of me wants to scare him.Maybe just enough so he stops with the keyboard threats...but then I would be doing the same thing as him.

My nephew is a black belt with red stripe in TaeKwonDo and tuned some other kid up at a party, after the guy had said something REALLY shitty about his brother dying (that I won't repeat) This EVAN dude is playing with fire online...

[Godfather]

That's a troll right there... just be careful what you say man. I've got friends who are teachers and say that the police take cyber bullying really seriously these days.

[Hal-9000]

You should have seen my nephew's first response...all in caps and he used the kid's full name like a mother would :lol:

I'll paraphrase - " and EVAN MICHEAL JOHN WOOD YOUR DAY IS COMING CUZ EVERYONE KNOWS YOU DO COKE AND LIKE HITTING GIRLS AND STEALING AND AND AND...."

my nephew is not a spaz, so I knew he was fired up after that response :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's a troll right there... just be careful what you say man. I've got friends who are teachers and say that the police take cyber bullying really seriously these days.

They are everywhere after that girl killed herself back on the east coast of the US last year or the year before (I forget when it was) because of cyber bullying

[Noilly Pratt]

With bullies of any type, you've got to take the high road or else you're just down in the gutter with them. How to diffuse EVAN and most bullies who hide under the cloak of e-mail or internet? Ignore them.

He's getting off on the attention and the real estate he's occupying in your, and your nephew's head. He's living rent-free! Don't let him.

I am trying to sell a van and one guy kept stringing me along for about 5 e-mails...and his last comment was words to the effect of "it's too pretty". I could have blown up at the dude but I just said "oh well...your loss". I was mad but I knew it wouldn't help at all to let the ass know.

[Hal-9000]

Good advice all and thanks....I know I have the texting skills to get this guy going.I don't want to drag my nephew any further into it.If he wants to kick his ass, I can't stop him...

rather brave though don't you think for EVAN to send a complete stranger (me) a threatening message on facebook? Most of the kids out there know me from visits and some PR that my nephew gives me in my absence :oops:

[Joebob034]

wow...

I'm on facebook maybe once a month.I was looking at my nephew's profile pic and noticed that some asshole put a pretty serious comment calling my nephew's pic gay and telling him to fuck off.It wasn't a joke, because my nephew responded with a very serious comment himself.I joined that little comment section and asked my nephew if this 'EVAN' was an expert on the subject of being gay and to ignore him...as we were brought up not to hit girls....

I logged onto facebook last night and had a message from EVAN...it said "fuck u, ur going to die"

:lol:

I've been debating on responding to his threat directly or going on my nephew's page and asking him if this EVAN knows that I visit there frequently and that I may break his face in person....these guys are 17, 18 years old....

It's a legitimate threat. Tell the cops and teach the little fucker a lesson.

[Hal-9000]

It's a legitimate threat. Tell the cops and teach the little fucker a lesson.

I have problems understanding the facebook interface...they seem to change it monthly.Now, instead of deleting messages and requests it 'archives' them.I'm sure I could get it again.

*interesting side note on Big Brother.... Treesmoke is one of my facebook friends and he commented on my status that said - facebook is more invasive than a prostate exam by my doctor with big fingers...so Tree comments - Be careful, Zuckerberg is monitoring all messages now.

My new status is - Hey Zuckerberg? You pissed because I won't date you...becoming a trend for you? lol!

[Godfather]

My back yard looks like the fucking Somme.

My dog has been gone for a week and the raccoons and skunks have taken over. Holes everywhere, compost bin has a moat around it. What a disaster.

Anyone think a bb gun from Canadian tire would scare them off well enough?

[Hal-9000]

My back yard looks like the fucking Somme.

My dog has been gone for a week and the raccoons and skunks have taken over. Holes everywhere, compost bin has a moat around it. What a disaster.

Anyone think a bb gun from Canadian tire would scare them off well enough?

what a brutal thought...




why don't you just soak the ground in gasoline and then start shooting matches when they're all out there? :rolleyes:

[Godfather]

A bb gun shoots plastic pellet... at point blank it wouldn't break your skin. I don't thing it's that horrible. I could shoot them with my rifle but won't because they're still cute


You try dealing with a dog who needs stitches because a raccoon has smacked him, or bath him in the back yard at 11:00 at night in the freezing cold because he has been skunked in the face and his eyes are swollen. Both those things have happened in the last 6 months. Don't patronize me for not wanting vermin ruining my yard.

[Hal-9000]

A bb gun shoots plastic pellet... at point blank it wouldn't break your skin. I don't thing it's that horrible. I could shoot them with my rifle but won't because they're still cute


You try dealing with a dog who needs stitches because a raccoon has smacked him, or bath him in the back yard at 11:00 at night in the freezing cold because he has been skunked in the face and his eyes are swollen. Both those things have happened in the last 6 months. Don't judge me.

it was a JOKE ffs

:lol: I said your idea was brutal and then suggested lighting them on fire ....= more brutal


:coat:

[Godfather]

it was a JOKE ffs

:lol: I said your idea was brutal and then suggested lighting them on fire ....= more brutal


:coat:

:lol: Ok ok, I misread your tone. My bad

I'm just frustrated. I hadn't looked out there in a couple days and when I did today it shocked me. Going to be a lot of work repairing the lawn and cleaning up the mud.

I still don't know where they took my bad pair of shoes I left out back specifically for doing that kind of work :-k :lol:

[Hal-9000]

don't judge me....

ffs that's all that happens here


now my mood is bad :(

[Hal-9000]

perhaps some well placed lumps of C4 in the shape of small woodland creatures? :)

[Godfather]

:rofl: Bill Murray would know how to help now that you mention it... I'm not sure what's funnier, him driving off a cliff with a groundhog on his lap, or blowing up a golfcourse with a half ton of TNT :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

don't judge me....

ffs that's all that happens here


now my mood is bad :(

:daisy:

[Hal-9000]

:rofl: Bill Murray would know how to help now that you mention it... I'm not sure what's funnier, him driving off a cliff with a groundhog on his lap, or blowing up a golfcourse with a half ton of TNT :lol:

C'mere you little varmints...that's right...just a lil closer..say hello to Mister Rabbit...


:rofl: he kills me

[Hal-9000]

:daisy:

too little, too late :hand:

I'm in a mood..........

[DemonGeminiX]

I have to take a shit.

:oops:

[Hal-9000]

I have to take a shit.

:oops:


I'll pm you one

[Godfather]

I have to take a shit.

:oops:

Me too :-k Wana hold hands?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

too little, too late :hand:

I'm in a mood..........

I didn't do anything to you :x

Ungrateful bastid [-(

[Hal-9000]

I didn't do anything to you :x

Ungrateful bastid [-(


Wanna hold hands?





I just took a shit :lol:

[MrsM]

Jesus you guys :lmao:

[Hal-9000]

:oops:

*washes hands*

UMM hello MrsM, how are you :)

[DemonGeminiX]

OMG, that wasn't a bowel movement. That was a fuckin' log.

:shock:

[RBP]

OMG, that wasn't a bowel movement. That was a fuckin' log.

:shock:

:puke:

[RBP]

I need a nap but don't have time. :|

[DemonGeminiX]

That thing was about as big as a newborn. Maybe I should have named it?

:-k

[DemonGeminiX]

I do feel 1.6 pounds lighter.

:thumbsup:

[RBP]

butt babies never live :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I need a nap but don't have time. :|

:facepalm:

[RBP]

:facepalm:

According to radaronline.com, Lance secretly loves naps. ;)

[DemonGeminiX]

butt babies never live :nono:

I wonder if it had any fun riding the porcelain waterslide to oblivion.

Goodbye, butt baby. Goodbye.

:bye:

[Hal-9000]

I named mine Arnold :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

According to radaronline.com, Lance secretly loves naps. ;)

Yeah....when I was 2 :shakehead:

[DemonGeminiX]

I named mine Arnold :)

I named mine flushed.

Uh-oh.... round 2.

[Hal-9000]

Yeah....when I was 2 :shakehead:

I could take a nap today...I had nightmares about crushing large spiders and an ex girlfriend last night....this drying out process is no fun :(

[RBP]

I could take a nap today...I had nightmares about crushing large spiders and an ex girlfriend last night....this drying out process is no fun :(

you crushed an ex-girlfriend? :shock:

[RBP]

I passed 8k posts! :woot:

[Hal-9000]

you crushed an ex-girlfriend? :shock:

:doh: as I wrote it I knew...

[Hal-9000]

I passed 8k posts! :woot:

WOOT!!!!

Now you're smart and all of your posts are interesting :)

[Hal-9000]

Good to have you here RBP, I enjoy the interaction :thumbsup:

[RBP]

Good to have you here RBP, I enjoy the interaction :thumbsup:

Back atcha big boy! :tup:

[minz]

I passed 8k posts! :woot:


WOOT!!!!

Now you're smart and all of your posts are interesting :)


*looks at Hals post count* So..... what happened?





:rofl:

[RBP]

*looks at Hals post count* So..... what happened?

:rofl:

:burn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I passed 8k posts! :woot:

Nice job! :tup:

Glad you're a part of the forum RBP :beerchug:

[Hal-9000]

*looks at Hals post count* So..... what happened?





:rofl:


Did you say something???

I have members with under 5000 posts blocked :lol:


you bitch

[minz]

Did you say something???

I have members with under 5000 posts blocked :lol:


you bitch

:rofl:

[Jezter]

Did you say something???

I have members with under 5000 posts blocked :lol:


you bitch
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-sad-cat-blackandwhite.jpg

[Hal-9000]

you has a sad????

that little sub-3000'der burned my ass pretty good :lol:

[Hal-9000]

When I reach 20, 000.......I'll be able to fly :afro:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I was on my way home from stopping at the grocery store after work, and up ahead the light had turned red. About 20 yards ahead of me, the car in the other lane really hit the brakes to avoid hitting the car in front of it. As I pull up along side at the light, there's a chick in that car just texting away.

:|

It really should be legal to shoot those stupid motherfuckers right on sight.

[JoeyB]

Did you say something???

I have members with under 5000 posts blocked :lol:


you bitch

Good, then you'll never know what I say about you HAHAHAHAH; or, HAHAHAHA for about 2000 more posts anyway/


http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-sad-cat-blackandwhite.jpg

Don't make Jezter cry! It's getting cold in Finland! The tears will freeze on his soft creamy cheeks.

[Hal-9000]

You haven't hit 5000 yet Joey???/ :shock:


why does it seem like 20000?

[Muddy]

I was on my way home from stopping at the grocery store after work, and up ahead the light had turned red. About 20 yards ahead of me, the car in the other lane really hit the brakes to avoid hitting the car in front of it. As I pull up along side at the light, there's a chick in that car just texting away.

:|

It really should be legal to shoot those stupid motherfuckers right on sight.


Texting... The new drunk driving....

[JoeyB]

You haven't hit 5000 yet Joey???/ :shock:


why does it seem like 20000?

My posts are 9.7 times more aggravating.

[Hal-9000]

I was on my way home from stopping at the grocery store after work, and up ahead the light had turned red. About 20 yards ahead of me, the car in the other lane really hit the brakes to avoid hitting the car in front of it. As I pull up along side at the light, there's a chick in that car just texting away.

:|

It really should be legal to shoot those stupid motherfuckers right on sight.

They just passed our distracted driving law in September and they're nailing people every day....

[Hal-9000]

My posts are 9.7 times more aggravating.

I can not agree more....is that an oxymoron? Oh no it can't be because it wasn't in blue....


:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Texting... The new drunk driving....

Exactly....and from ongoing studies, it might even be worse than drunk driving


They just passed our distracted driving law in September and they're nailing people every day....

It's against the law here too...but people still do it :x

[Hal-9000]

We're not allowed to have any sort of handset against our ear...and I still see people chatting everyday.

Tell me...what about those knobs with bluetooth earplug thingys? That's gotta be illegal too

[Teh One Who Knocks]

We're not allowed to have any sort of handset against our ear...and I still see people chatting everyday.

Tell me...what about those knobs with bluetooth earplug thingys? That's gotta be illegal too

It's legal here to use your cell phone only if it's completely hands free

[JoeyB]

Oh no it can't be because it wasn't in blue....


what about those knobs with bluetooth earplug thingys?

Hater.

[Hal-9000]

It's legal here to use your cell phone only if it's completely hands free

Here too...which I still don't agree with.I saw something on the net about a test where people used hands free while driving and the verdict was that their brains still had to become distracted to carry on the conversation.I guess it would be like talking to a passenger but this article said that phone calls are different somehow.

[DemonGeminiX]

Here too...which I still don't agree with.I saw something on the net about a test where people used hands free while driving and the verdict was that their brains still had to become distracted to carry on the conversation.I guess it would be like talking to a passenger but this article said that phone calls are different somehow.


I don't like when my passengers talk to me while I'm driving. It throws off my concentration. I actually had a girlfriend that broke up with me because I wouldn't talk to her in the car. I wasn't seeing her that long, and several months later, the dude that was dating her after me said he dumped her because she was a psychopath. Guess I dodged a bullet on that one.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Here too...which I still don't agree with.I saw something on the net about a test where people used hands free while driving and the verdict was that their brains still had to become distracted to carry on the conversation.I guess it would be like talking to a passenger but this article said that phone calls are different somehow.

I'm with you, it's just as distracting yapping away on your bluetooth device. I won't answer my cell phone if I am driving in my truck. It can wait until I stop somewhere.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't like when my passengers talk to me while I'm driving. It throws off my concentration. I actually had a girlfriend that broke up with me because I wouldn't talk to her in the car. I wasn't seeing her that long, and several months later, the dude that was dating her after me said he dumped her because she was a psychopath. Guess I dodged a bullet on that one.

Damn stuck up non-talking people [-(

[DemonGeminiX]

Damn stuck up non-talking people [-(

Hey Lance, I'm trying to concentrate here. Would you mind shutting up until I park?

:)

[JoeyB]

I only talk to my voices in my head or coming from my penis.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hey Lance, I'm trying to concentrate here. Would you mind shutting up until I park?

:)

:nutkick:


Concentrate now bitch :dance:

[DemonGeminiX]

I'm with you, it's just as distracting yapping away on your bluetooth device. I won't answer my cell phone if I am driving in my truck. It can wait until I stop somewhere.

My sister lays into me because I won't answer my cellphone while driving. I was picking her up from the airport and she had to wait a whole 5 minutes before I actually got to her. She got in the car and was yapping at me for not picking up my cellphone so she could tell me that she landed and was waiting for me. I told her, "Hey, shut up... I'm driving."

I never hear the end of it at Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner.

[Hal-9000]

One of my ex's was so sensitive to drivers (and telling other people what to do) that she would hold her hand in her lap and make little index finger pointy motions as to the direction we were to turn at.

It infuriated me :lol:.....she was the exact opposite of DGX's pet peeve with passengers.

[Muddy]

I usually answer mine, because if I don't I will get all the way home and my wife will send me back out to the store.. Text and drive? Never.

[Hal-9000]

My sister lays into me because I won't answer my cellphone while driving. I was picking her up from the airport and she had to wait a whole 5 minutes before I actually got to her. She got in the car and was yapping at me for not picking up my cellphone so she could tell me that she landed and was waiting for me. I told her, "Hey, shut up... I'm driving."

I never hear the end of it at Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner.

My cell phone goes into my lunch bag, it's on the floor of my car for the duration of my commute.I couldn't answer it if I wanted to without becoming a contortionist while driving :lol:

[JoeyB]

she would hold her hand in her lap and make little index finger pointy motions

Are you sure she wasn't just trying to play with herself?

[DemonGeminiX]

I usually answer mine, because if I don't I will get all the way home and my wife will send me back out to the store.. Text and drive? Never.

I'm a horrible multitasker. I'm used to focusing on one thing and one thing only. Having to multitask frustrates the living shit out of me.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My sister lays into me because I won't answer my cellphone while driving. I was picking her up from the airport and she had to wait a whole 5 minutes before I actually got to her. She got in the car and was yapping at me for not picking up my cellphone so she could tell me that she landed and was waiting for me. I told her, "Hey, shut up... I'm driving."

I never hear the end of it at Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner.

I would have refused to pick her up and made her take a cab :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Are you sure she wasn't just trying to play with herself?

I became very angry with her and asked - What's worse, you saying turn left up here or me having to constantly look at your crotch for directions??? :x

she laughed

[Muddy]

If its dangerous out or cloudy I dont dabble too long on the phone though..

[Hal-9000]

I would have refused to pick her up and made her take a cab :lol:

Sounds like DGX has an epic ongoing battle with his evil sis :lol:

[Hal-9000]

If its dangerous out or cloudy I dont dabble too long on the phone though..


I'm just too damn uncoordinated I think...never did get the hang of chatting and driving.I can do it...but prefer not

[DemonGeminiX]

My cell phone goes into my lunch bag, it's on the floor of my car for the duration of my commute.I couldn't answer it if I wanted to without becoming a contortionist while driving :lol:

I keep my cellphone in the door compartment while driving. My sister and I went out to lunch one day and I was driving. My cellphone started buzzing and she was ready to lunge across my lap to get to it when she figured out I wasn't going to answer it. She always talks while she drives. She was like, "Are you gonna answer that?" I'm like, "No, I'm driving". She goes, "Do you want me to answer that for you?" I go, "No, if it's important they'll leave a message." She starts fidgeting and goes, "Yeah, well, what if it's somebody that wants to inform you that somebody died?" I go, "Well, the dead person's probably not going anywhere right now, I'm sure they won't mind waiting for a callback. It's not like me answering the phone while I'm driving's gonna bring them back to life."

She punched me.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I keep my cellphone in the door compartment while driving. My sister and I went out to lunch one day and I was driving. My cellphone started buzzing and she was ready to lunge across my lap to get to it when she figured out I wasn't going to answer it. She always talks while she drives. She was like, "Are you gonna answer that?" I'm like, "No, I'm driving". She goes, "Do you want me to answer that for you?" I go, "No, if it's important they'll leave a message." She starts fidgeting and goes, "Yeah, well, what if it's somebody that wants to inform you that somebody died?" I go, "Well, the dead person's probably not going anywhere right now, I'm sure they won't mind waiting for a callback. It's not like me answering the phone while I'm driving's gonna bring them back to life."

She punched me.

I love how people automatically take things to the utmost extreme to try and justify things.

[DemonGeminiX]

I would have refused to pick her up and made her take a cab :lol:

I can't do that. I'll never hear the end of it from my mother.


Sounds like DGX has an epic ongoing battle with his evil sis :lol:

It's an interesting relationship to say the least.

[Hal-9000]

I keep my cellphone in the door compartment while driving. My sister and I went out to lunch one day and I was driving. My cellphone started buzzing and she was ready to lunge across my lap to get to it when she figured out I wasn't going to answer it. She always talks while she drives. She was like, "Are you gonna answer that?" I'm like, "No, I'm driving". She goes, "Do you want me to answer that for you?" I go, "No, if it's important they'll leave a message." She starts fidgeting and goes, "Yeah, well, what if it's somebody that wants to inform you that somebody died?" I go, "Well, the dead person's probably not going anywhere right now, I'm sure they won't mind waiting for a callback. It's not like me answering the phone while I'm driving's gonna bring them back to life."


She punched me.

She has a phon-itus problem dude :lol: I know a girl just like her....she'll go for anyone's phone, no matter where you are if it's not answered on the second ring.

ffs phones today have voicemail, missed call notifications and caller ID as they call you....it's not hard to figure out who it was or like you say, if it's that important they'll talk to you at one point...

[Hal-9000]

wait a minute...DGX?

Your acceleration and brake are on the steering column, yes? Not a good idea to tie up a hand or two while driving in your case is it?

[Muddy]

wait a minute...DGX?

Your acceleration and brake are on the steering column, yes? Not a good idea to tie up a hand or two while driving in your case is it?


Good call.... :lol:

[JoeyB]

I don't like phones. I rarely answer them unless my mother is calling.

[Hal-9000]

Good call.... :lol:

Fook me, throw a standard into the mix and I can't even turn the windshield wipers on :lol:

[Pony]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wmwy0-qDng

[DemonGeminiX]

wait a minute...DGX?

Your acceleration and brake are on the steering column, yes? Not a good idea to tie up a hand or two while driving in your case is it?

It's a lever-pully system that I can operate one-handed (pull back for gas, push forward for the brakes), but I still have to steer (which my sister doesn't get), so yeah, it's a very bad idea for me to be fumbling with the phone while I'm driving.


Good call.... :lol:

;)

[Hal-9000]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wmwy0-qDng

I'd walk away from that..

[DemonGeminiX]

She has a phon-itus problem dude :lol: I know a girl just like her....she'll go for anyone's phone, no matter where you are if it's not answered on the second ring.

ffs phones today have voicemail, missed call notifications and caller ID as they call you....it's not hard to figure out who it was or like you say, if it's that important they'll talk to you at one point...

I fuck with her so much over it. I'll be at her house, and her husband, her, and I will be watching a football game. My phone will start to ring, and I won't even acknowledge it. Out of the corner of my eye, I'll see her turning red in the face staring straight at me, and her husband will be patting her on the arm and he'll go to me, "You may want to get that, she's about to explode."

[Hal-9000]

I fuck with her so much over it. I'll be at her house, and her husband, her, and I will be watching a football game. My phone will start to ring, and I won't even acknowledge it. Out of the corner of my eye, I'll see her turning red in the face staring straight at me, and her husband will be patting her on the arm and he'll go to me, "You may want to get that, she's about to explode."

That's it....the one I was referring to got my Dad's landline a few times and would do the same at work when walking past someone's desk.I see it as a real problem...

[DemonGeminiX]

That's it....the one I was referring to got my Dad's landline a few times and would do the same at work when walking past someone's desk.I see it as a real problem...

I'll call up my brother-in-law tonight and tell him to set up an intervention. No more enabling her.

Seriously, she was in your house and picked up your phone? I would've kicked her the fuck out, man.

[minz]

I lost my signal again damnit :(

[Hal-9000]

I'll call up my brother-in-law tonight and tell him to set up an intervention. No more enabling her.

Seriously, she was in your house and picked up your phone? I would've kicked her the fuck out, man.

My Dad really liked her and even he said after she left that may have been a little rude...I'm glad you mentioned your example because I've seen a couple of people like that.The phone rings and they get this weird, urgent look on their face and stop in mid conversation...

[Hal-9000]

I lost my signal again damnit :(

Don't worry, the aliens will still pick you up and take you home :)

[JoeyB]

I lost my signal again damnit :(

I have the mind control people reconnecting you as we speak. In the interim, stay calm, drink some soothing tranquilizers, and avoid tinfoil hats at all costs.

[minz]

I have the mind control people reconnecting you as we speak. In the interim, stay calm, drink some soothing tranquilizers, and avoid tinfoil hats at all costs.

Too late. :huh:

[DemonGeminiX]

Don't worry, the aliens will still pick you up and take you home :)

They may need to take her temperature before they leave. She'll have to bend over.

[Godfather]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wmwy0-qDng

WOW... dude, run.


Talking on cell phones and driving is illegal up here unless you use a hands-free device. So it should be. I think it should be banned while driving all together... the studies show pretty clearly how shitty a driver you are when talking on a cell phone.

I love it when I see the police pulling snotty assholes over for it :thumbsup:

[Softdreamer]

Right now Im thinking I over did it on the Malena Morgan posting tonight :rolleyes:

Ner'mind aye :lol:

[Hal-9000]

WOW... dude, run.


Talking on cell phones and driving is illegal up here unless you use a hands-free device. So it should be. I think it should be banned while driving all together... the studies show pretty clearly how shitty a driver you are when talking on a cell phone.

I love it when I see the police pulling snotty assholes over for it :thumbsup:

I saw a TV show about using GPS devices.They gave the guy an address while driving and he had to turn it on and punch in the addy.When he was done they asked - How long did that take you? He says about 12 seconds.They respond - It was actually 56 seconds you were distracted from the road...

[Godfather]

I saw a TV show about using GPS devices.They gave the guy an address while driving and he had to turn it on and punch in the addy.When he was done they asked - How long did that take you? He says about 12 seconds.They respond - It was actually 56 seconds you were distracted from the road...

Wow. That's interesting. People playing with iPods is the worst too.. you're actively thinking about what music and songs you want to hear, that's super distracting.

Too many toys on cars today... my dad bought a new car a few months back and I was with him when the dealership guy was showing him all the features. He has gps, bluetooth, all sorts of traction control, a million stereo buttons, 3 ways to control the transmission ffs :lol:

I said "you need to not touch those on the drive home, then sit in the damn driveway for an hour and get familiar with this stuff so you don't crash when you need to use it." Wasn't joking at all.

[Hal-9000]

I saw a guy the other day in a minivan, I was right behind him at the light.He had the interior TV screen between the driver's side and passenger.He also had one of those GPS screens suction cupped in the upper left of his windshield...and he was talking on a cell phone.

That guy has 3 distinct things going, no wonder it took him 8 seconds to start moving when the light turned green :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't wanna go to work tomorrow :|

[MrsM]

I don't wanna go to work tomorrow :|

I know the feeling

[KevinD]

I'm out of shape. 4 days into the kitchen reno, and I'm beat.

[Hal-9000]

You look good to me Cowboy :winkywink:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You look good to me Cowboy :winkywink:

Slut :slap:

[RBP]

Go Bears!!

[KevinD]

Hey, that's MY man slut your talking about there! lol


Not really physically sore or tired, but mentally wiped. Been 20 years or so since I've done a full kitchen renovation. Finding all the little stuff I have forgotten about, then trying to remember how to resolve them was a bit frustrating. I've got about $2500 into the reno so far. All that is left is the flooring (pick up Tues) and some small odds and ends, then paint, and tile on the backsplash.

[KevinD]

Go Bears!!

I'll take 'da Bears over the Sleagals anyday

[RBP]

I'll take 'da Bears over the Sleagals anyday

:tup:

[RBP]

:cheerlead:

[KevinD]

Great game!

[DemonGeminiX]

Fuckers.

[-(

[DemonGeminiX]

Man, Herman Cain is getting pummeled.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Man I'm tired :|

Alarm went off and I fell back asleep for 15 more minutes

[Pony]

I'm still adjusting to the time change. woke up early.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I hate the stupid time change :x

Takes a few weeks to get used to it :|

[Pony]

Yea, It's got me pretty messed up. Doesn't help that I was up coughing for half the night. I ended up getting up and taking a pill that numbs my throat. My tongue still feels like it's been shot with novocain.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

This isn't the freaking early 1900's anymore, they should just pick one time and stick with it.

[Pony]

I'd much rather have the extra hour of daylight in the evening. Sucks getting home from work and it's getting dark already.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

They tried to do away with the time change here in Colorado a year or two ago...a couple of politicians prevented the bill from going to the floor for a vote :|

[DemonGeminiX]

How old are the politicians? When they die, you can reintroduce the bill.

:tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I think they weren't that old :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I really hate it when people feel the need to come into my office and bug me this early in the morning :|

[minz]

I really hate it when people feel the need to come into my office and bug me this early in the morning :|

Hi Sweet cheeks, is it ok to bug you or is it a bit early? :lapsittingsmiley: :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Are you looking for a slap already? :nono:

[Loser]

Are you looking for a slap already? :nono:

Can I get one? :spank:


:naughty:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Can I get one? :spank:


:naughty:

:suspect:

[Loser]

:twisted:

Sorry, I've had a goofy mornin' so far :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:twisted:

Sorry, I've had a goofy mornin' so far :lol:

Settle down :slap:

[redred]

just had this emailed to me

An interesting read to describe the Muslim thought process - or lack
thereof. Sort of points out the absurdity of said process.

This will make you stop and scratch your head!

The Muslims are not happy!

They're not happy in Gaza .
They're not happy in Egypt .
They're not happy in Libya .
They're not happy in Morocco .
They're not happy in Iran .
They're not happy in Iraq .
They're not happy in Yemen .
They're not happy in Afghanistan .
They're not happy in Pakistan .
They're not happy in Syria .
They're not happy in Lebanon .

So, where are they happy?

They're happy in Australia .
They're happy in England .
They're happy in France .
They're happy in Italy .
They're happy in Germany .
They're happy in Sweden .
They're happy in the USA .
They're happy in Norway .
They're happy in Canada
They're happy in every country that is not Muslim.

And who do they blame?

Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.
THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!

AND THEY WANT TO CHANGE THEM TO BE LIKE THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE
THEY WERE UNHAPPY.

there is some truth in it :lol:

[Hal-9000]

just had this emailed to me

An interesting read to describe the Muslim thought process - or lack
thereof. Sort of points out the absurdity of said process.

This will make you stop and scratch your head!

The Muslims are not happy!

They're not happy in Gaza .
They're not happy in Egypt .
They're not happy in Libya .
They're not happy in Morocco .
They're not happy in Iran .
They're not happy in Iraq .
They're not happy in Yemen .
They're not happy in Afghanistan .
They're not happy in Pakistan .
They're not happy in Syria .
They're not happy in Lebanon .

So, where are they happy?

They're happy in Australia .
They're happy in England .
They're happy in France .
They're happy in Italy .
They're happy in Germany .
They're happy in Sweden .
They're happy in the USA .
They're happy in Norway .
They're happy in Canada
They're happy in every country that is not Muslim.

And who do they blame?

Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.
THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!

AND THEY WANT TO CHANGE THEM TO BE LIKE THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE
THEY WERE UNHAPPY.

there is some truth in it :lol:

I had a really close friend who was a coworker for a short time.He looked white but had an East Indian mother and North African father.The whole family followed the Muslim faith.He had 'brown' friends and 'white' friends.We got along well until one day we were talking about immigration to Canada.His folks came here, worked and bought a large house.They would be considered well off by middle class standards.I remarked that it must have been quite a change for them to come to a country and be able to make money, have freedoms etc.He responded that Canada should feel lucky that people immigrate here and stimulate the economy...I kinda took a step back and said that was a strange way of looking at opportunity, when really the gift is to the people who immigrate here.

We had quite a large fight about it :lol: The guy was smart, funny and perceptive....but on that one point we didn't even agree to disagree.

[Muddy]

I drank a Kahlua in my coffee before work this morning and now I'm all pissy and agitated.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I drank a Kahlua in my coffee before work this morning and now I'm all pissy and agitated.

I had no kahlua or coffee and I am the same way....this has been a piss poor day so far. :|

[Hal-9000]

I drank a Kahlua in my coffee before work this morning and now I'm all pissy and agitated.

I drank some on the weekend and it felt like I was sucking off an alcoholic fudgesicle...did not sit well inside

[Hal-9000]

I had no kahlua or coffee and I am the same way....this has been a piss poor day so far. :|

I'm feening for drugs and being agitated and pissy with everyone at work.

Mainly because I'm right and they're wrong :lol:

[minz]

I'm in a good mood today :mrgreen:

[MrsM]

I drank a Kahlua in my coffee before work this morning and now I'm all pissy and agitated.
Poor MG :hug:


I had no kahlua or coffee and I am the same way....this has been a piss poor day so far. :|
Poor Lance :hug:


I'm feening for drugs and being agitated and pissy with everyone at work.

Mainly because I'm right and they're wrong :lol:
Poor Hal :hug:


I'm in a good mood today :mrgreen:

YAY Minz :dance:

[Hal-9000]

Fook me I just got volunteered to give a facility tour for another new CSR...

how do I get roped into these dog N pony shows? :lol:

The guy seemed smart and had a good attitude...that will probably change in about 90 days

[Pony]

I was sucking off an alcoholic ...did not sit well inside

:nana:

[Hal-9000]

you guys and your magical mod tools :sad2:

[Pony]

Hey, I didn't change a single word. :shock:

[Hal-9000]

I believe you :shock:


I was just commenting on your junk

[Muddy]

Ok I have a CL, feeling better.. :dance:

[Hal-9000]

Clitoral Lobotomy?

[Hal-9000]

75 posts and I can fly



so cool

[Muddy]

Coors Light, Baby..

[Hal-9000]

OMG :shock:

It's the ghey deaf guy's birthday today and I forgot!


he'll have my ass for that, brb

[minz]

OMG :shock:

It's the ghey deaf guy's birthday today and I forgot!


he'll have my ass for that, brb

I'd stay seated then if I were you. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

fuck me...card, cake and something nice ....all within 40 minutes


I can do this

[minz]

fuck me...card, cake and something nice ....all within 40 minutes


I can do this

If you leave out the first bit and just go for the card and cake you may stand a chance. :huh:

[Hal-9000]

He's wanted me for a long time....I tease, but never come across with the goods :rofl:


(he's got a life partner and knows I like the girls)

[RBP]

He's wanted me for a long time....I tease, but never come across with the goods :rofl:


(he's got a life partner and knows I like the girls)

Allegedly :hand:

[Hal-9000]

Allegedly :hand:

that new Flip girl down at 7/11 (Joanne) doesn't have a dick

so lick my balls big boy :dance:

[Hal-9000]

I work in world full of morons!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

We have a daily courier and I got him to pick up a card and a cake for the birthday boy.The birthday boy suffers from celiac disease and CAN NOT eat normal flour.
So the courier comes back with a decandent chocolate cake and one of those birthday cards with sound.

guy can't eat the cake and is deaf!!!! :rofl:

oh man I'm almost crying right now

[Hal-9000]

I have a tradition where the birthday person has to wear a tiara and carry a scepter around for the day.Deaf ghey guy has both and is using them proudly.

:lol: this can't get any better

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It sounds like you work in an asylum :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And meanwhile, I just wanna go home....day was flying by until about 11:30-ish and then BAM! Dead stop :|

[Hal-9000]

It sounds like you work in an asylum :-s

It's like everyone knows the guy is a type 1 diabetic and we all buy him a pound of sugar :lol:

guess you gotta be here....we did get a picture of him in the tiara :cheerlead:

[minz]

It's like everyone knows the guy is a type 1 diabetic and we all buy him a pound of sugar :lol:

guess you gotta be here....we did get a picture of him in the tiara :cheerlead:

Hahahahaha, he looks really cool :mrgreen:

[JoeyB]

Hahahahaha, he looks really cool :mrgreen:

I saw no picture?

[redred]

my new tele is a bit too big for where i need it to sit :facepalm:

[minz]

my new tele is a bit too big for where i need it to sit :facepalm:

:lol:

[minz]

Jay is cooking my tea this evening, I'm a spoilt brat. :lol:

[JoeyB]

Jay is cooking my tea this evening, I'm a spoilt brat. :lol:

I make dinner for my mom often, and will tonight as well...homemade pizza. I put a little hot sauce in the pizza sauce, and brush garlic powder and melted butter on the edge of the crust for her.

People often cook for those they love.

[Muddy]

Jay is cooking my tea this evening, I'm a spoilt brat. :lol:

fricnjay?

[MrsM]

Jay is cooking my tea this evening, I'm a spoilt brat. :lol:

Cook tea? You mean boil water?

[redred]

fricnjay?

thats why we don't see him on here much any more minz has turned him into her gimp:lol:

[Hal-9000]

my new tele is a bit too big for where i need it to sit :facepalm:

We have experts over here you can hire and they often bring specialized equipment with them



http://i41.tinypic.com/rscwn5.jpg

[minz]

fricnjay?

My partner Jay


Cook tea? You mean boil water?

Tea as in Dinner.


thats why we don't see him on here much any more minz has turned him into her gimp:lol:

:lol: Shhh

[Hal-9000]

tea as in dinner :facepalm:

what do you call a cup of tea....door?

[MrsM]

tea as in dinner :facepalm:

what do you call a cup of tea....door?

:)

[minz]

tea as in dinner :facepalm:

what do you call a cup of tea....door?

We call it a cup of tea silly :)

[Hal-9000]

Will I need a translator if I visit there?

***OH! We call a translator someone who can speak 2 or more languages fluently and they convert one language to the other :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

tea as in dinner :facepalm:

what do you call a cup of tea....door?

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha :lol:

[Pony]

my new tele is a bit too big for where i need it to sit :facepalm:

Guess you'll have to knock down the wall.