Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Hal-9000]

Some men prefer to look after their appearance, nothing wrong with that.

are you saying that I don't by only using shampoo?

[Hal-9000]

Water, shampoo, conditioner, rinse and water, deep cleaning shampoo, conditioner, rinse atleast once a week.


Does your vagina squeak when you take a bath?

[Jezter]

are you saying that I don't by only using shampoo?
You do...but not to the same extent as some others.

Does your vagina squeak when you take a bath?

No, but I squeak a little sometimes. :lol:

[Muddy]

Water, shampoo, conditioner, rinse and water, deep cleaning shampoo, conditioner, rinse atleast once a week.

How often do you bathe ?

[Jezter]

How often do you bathe ?

I bathe in sauna atleast once a week, but showers I take daily. Why? Did you get the impression I did it only once a week? I meant the deep cleaning part is done once a week, if not twice.

[Muddy]

I bathe in sauna atleast once a week, but showers I take daily. Why? Did you get the impression I did it only once a week? I meant the deep cleaning part is done once a week, if not twice.


Just curious with the different cultures and all.

[Jezter]

Just curious with the different cultures and all.

Hehe! I don't think the hygiene standards are so different in the western cultures...

[Muddy]

Hehe! I don't think the hygiene standards are so different in the western cultures...

Lino said he bathed like 1-2 times a week...

[Jezter]

Lino said he bathed like 1-2 times a week...

I doubt that is cultural... sounds more like a personal choice.

[Muddy]

So the French not bathing much is a myth?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Does your vagina squeak when you take a bath?

:lol:

[Jezter]

So the French not bathing much is a myth?

I think so. Just like my squeaking vagina. :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I think so. Just like my squeaking vagina. :lol:

Bwhahahahaha

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So the French not bathing much is a myth?

I don't think it's a myth...man, when I was in Paris and it was summertime when I was there, those people stunk bad :yuck:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My new monitor will be here on Wednesday :cheers:

[JoeyB]

So the French not bathing much is a myth?

Actually, Frenchwomen as a whole adopt a daily bathing ritual that advocates the use of soap only on certain parts of the body, such as the happy bits, the ass, underarms, etc...but using only water elsewhere. This may sound odd to Americans, but, it's actually far healthier and better for your skin. Daily soap applications are rough on your flesh, so no need to scrub where you are neither unclean nor stinky.

It's a custom I myself follow. Not that I'm French or a woman.

I'm also a big handwasher, one of the reasons I rarely get infectious diseases. Why my hands are big, I do not know.

[minz]

I can’t use soap I’m allergic to it, I have to use this awful stuff the Doc prescribes. :meh:

[JoeyB]

I can’t use soap I’m allergic to it, I have to use this awful stuff the Doc prescribes. :meh:

I feel for you Minz...I have soap issues as well...obviously not as severe as yours.

[Loser]

Threw my god damned back out :x

[Leefro]

Christ on a bike

[Hal-9000]

My new monitor will be here on Wednesday :cheers:

Which one did you end up ordering Lance?

[Hal-9000]

Which one did you end up ordering Lance?

skill testing question? :-s

[Hal-9000]

Modern Warfare 3 just arrived at my house by mail.Pretty cool, ordered it Saturday and it arrived Tuesday by mail.



I get to shoooooot people tonight......WONDERFUL! :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Which one did you end up ordering Lance?


skill testing question? :-s

:huh:

[Hal-9000]

:huh:

:slap:

Are ju high mang? You ordered a monitor....which one?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The Dell ultra thingy one :)

[Hal-9000]

The Dell ultra thingy one :)

:shock:

You went large?


Ok, just remember that I recommended the much less expensive 2311 if you don't like it :lol:

By the looks of it, that's an awesome monitor dude.Since you've already used a Dell for years it may not be a huge change for you with the killer colors and contrast.Humor me and watch a bit of a TV show or movie on it, I think you're really gonna like it :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yup, I figured if I was gonna spend the money, might as well spend the extra and get a good one. It was about the most reasonably priced 16:10 ratio monitor out there and it has a 3 year warranty, so I think it will last me awhile. :)

[Hal-9000]

Modern Warfare 3 just arrived at my house by mail.Pretty cool, ordered it Saturday and it arrived Tuesday by mail.



I get to shoooooot people tonight......WONDERFUL! :dance:

that's cool hal, you seemed a bit tense lately.Head shots and killing terrorists are funner than a barrel full of monkeys! :)

[Hal-9000]

Yup, I figured if I was gonna spend the money, might as well spend the extra and get a good one. It was about the most reasonably priced 16:10 ratio monitor out there and it has a 3 year warranty, so I think it will last me awhile. :)

I haven't had to try their monitor policy, but from what I've read they treat people well in case of a problem :thumbsup:

1900 x 1200, 24 inch.......:homer: I'm gonna need a minute alone

brb

[MrsM]

I haven't had to try their monitor policy, but from what I've read they treat people well in case of a problem :thumbsup:

1900 x 1200, 24 inch.......:homer: I'm gonna need a minute alone

brb

Are you going to re-watch Backdoor to Chyna? :)

[Hal-9000]

We did a work computer refresh earlier this year and we all got pc's with Dell 19 inch widescreens...I'd game on this monitor given the chance

[Hal-9000]

Are you going to re-watch Backdoor to Chyna? :)

:lol: Lance got the monitor, not I


and hell NO!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

that's cool hal, you seemed a bit tense lately.Head shots and killing terrorists are funner than a barrel full of monkeys! :)

Is that anything like Minesweeper? :-s


I haven't had to try their monitor policy, but from what I've read they treat people well in case of a problem :thumbsup:

1900 x 1200, 24 inch.......:homer: I'm gonna need a minute alone

brb

It's gonna be awesome 8-)

[Hal-9000]

Is that anything like Minesweeper? :-s

Yes they're almost identical games :face:



http://i.imgur.com/TnHvb.jpg

[Joebob034]

Are you going to re-watch Backdoor to Chyna? :)

:wank:

[Hal-9000]

1. watch latest ep of Homeland
2. play MW3 and kill terrorists, fellow players
3. wank and love life

:face: it's almost like Kismet...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

All I wanna be able to do is sleep :|

[Hal-9000]

Buy Modern Warfare 3 and go online with me Lance :)


It's gun porn to the max, you'll wake up :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I wanna sleep, not stay awake all nite :x


I'm up most of the night the last couple of weeks now without even trying :|

[minz]

I need to sleep too :( F*&%(N teeth again, I wish someone would shoot me. :meh:

[Jezter]

1. watch latest ep of Homeland
2. play MW3 and kill terrorists, fellow players
3. wank and love life

:face: it's almost like Kismet...
Kismet? As in the Finnish yummy candybar Kismet?

[Hugh_Janus]

I need to sleep too :( F*&%(N teeth again, I wish someone would shoot me. :meh:
:overkill:

also; boobs

[Hal-9000]

Kismet? As in the Finnish yummy candybar Kismet?

kis·met  [kiz-mit, -met, kis-]

noun
fate; destiny.

[Jezter]

kis·met  [kiz-mit, -met, kis-]

noun
fate; destiny.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4DvJ2OSfQwM/S_JuHCE5Y2I/AAAAAAAAAb4/w16ftl8hArU/s1600/kismet_pakkaus_lo.jpg

[Hal-9000]

I wanna sleep, not stay awake all nite :x


I'm up most of the night the last couple of weeks now without even trying :|

*redneck voice*

I gar-ran-teeee after you pop a few terrorists in the head with a full auto mag rifle, you'll sleep like a baby :face:

[Hal-9000]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4DvJ2OSfQwM/S_JuHCE5Y2I/AAAAAAAAAb4/w16ftl8hArU/s1600/kismet_pakkaus_lo.jpg

Light chocolate coating over crisp wafers and sugary filling?

yummers :thumbsup:

[Jezter]

Light chocolate coating over crisp wafers and sugary filling?

yummers :thumbsup:

Sugary, chocolatey filling! Oh yes..and they come in strawberry cheesecake flavor and mint chocolate flavor too...those are so friggin' delicious... like their slogan goes "Niin hyvää ettei sanotuksi saa." Freely translated "So good it will render one speechless."

[Hal-9000]

Sugary, chocolatey filling! Oh yes..and they come in strawberry cheesecake flavor and mint chocolate flavor too...those are so friggin' delicious... like their slogan goes "Niin hyvää ettei sanotuksi saa." Freely translated "So good it will render one speechless."

didn't work with you :|



:dance:

[minz]

Chocolate only tastes nice when it's Easter egg shape :mrgreen:

[Jezter]

didn't work with you :|



:dance:

I don't get it. :-k

[Jezter]

Chocolate only tastes nice when it's Easter egg shape :mrgreen:

I'll have Hal dip his easter eggs in chocolate for you. :D

[Hal-9000]

I like those chocolates shaped like seashells...can't recall the name right now.

they seem to taste better

[Hal-9000]

I don't get it. :-k

render speechless = you're still posting


:) luv,
hal

[Hal-9000]

I'll have Hal dip his easter eggs in chocolate for you. :D

If I could dip my balls in warm chocolate, I'd probably never leave the house :oops:

[Jezter]

render speechless = you're still posting


:) luv,
hal

:( :sad2:

[minz]

didn't work with you :|



:dance:


I don't get it. :-k


render speechless = you're still posting


:) luv,
hal

I dont get it either?

[Hal-9000]

I dont get it either?

that is because God gave you both vaginas instead of a sense of humor :)

[Hal-9000]

:( :sad2:

:dance: touchdown!

[Hal-9000]

I'm thinking it's time to go to work before the girls gang up on me :shock:




*scoots*

[minz]

I need to get home, see you all later xxx :hug:

[Goofy]

I like those chocolates shaped like seashells...can't recall the name right now.


....... chocolate seashells? :-k


I don't get it. :-k


I dont get it either?

Facepalms to the both of you [-(

[minz]

I like those chocolates shaped like seashells...can't recall the name right now.

they seem to taste better

Guylain? or something like thatish.

[Goofy]

Guylain?

Thats the ones i was thinking of :thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

Guylain? or something like thatish.

ding ding ding! Thanks

[minz]

ding ding ding! Thanks

Cool, I know how to tempt you over here now :lol:

[Leefro]

CRAZY FILM MOMENT

[minz]

CRAZY FILM MOMENT

Would you like to elaborate on that or are you just going to leave us to ponder? :lol:

[Leefro]

Sharktopus

[JoeyB]

CRAZY FILM MOMENT

Crazy post moment too, apparently. Hello!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sharktopus

:facepalm:

[RBP]

Man am I grumpy today. Maybe I need a nap. :-k

[minz]

Would you like to elaborate on that or are you just going to leave us to ponder? :lol:


Sharktopus

See above post :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Man am I grumpy today. Maybe I need a nap. :-k

You can come over and hang with me, I've been in a bad mood all day :dance:

Lack of sleep has finally caught up with me...man was I mean to people at work today :lol:

[minz]

Man am I grumpy today. Maybe I need a nap. :-k

Do you need a hug? :hug:

[Leefro]

The acting is as good as any american sit-com :tup:

[minz]

You can come over and hang with me, I've been in a bad mood all day :dance:

Lack of sleep has finally caught up with me...man was I mean to people at work today :lol:

Just today? *runs*

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Just today? *runs*

I've got my spider stompin' boots on :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

*hugs old monitor*

It's in its final 24 hours of use...it's been a good old soldier for me :(

[RBP]

You can come over and hang with me, I've been in a bad mood all day :dance:

Lack of sleep has finally caught up with me...man was I mean to people at work today :lol:

Can we sit around and bitch? :tup:


Do you need a hug? :hug:

Thanks minzy :hug:

[RBP]

*hugs old monitor*

It's in its final 24 hours of use...it's been a good old soldier for me :(

19" square? how much you want for it?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Can we sit around and bitch? :tup:

Of course :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

19" square? how much you want for it?

I don't think I'll get rid of it, I'll keep it in case of monitor failure emergency :lol:

[JoeyB]

19" square? how much you want for it?

Dude...if you want older computer equipment, head down to a pawn shop.

[RBP]

I don't think I'll get rid of it, I'll keep it in case of monitor failure emergency :lol:

Horder :hand:

[Leefro]

Dude...if you want older computer equipment, head down to a pawn shop.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_y7jZxcsMakg/S-xUEdvBJwI/AAAAAAAACsM/-hLu0G-r-WM/s1600/car+boot+1.jpg

[JoeyB]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_y7jZxcsMakg/S-xUEdvBJwI/AAAAAAAACsM/-hLu0G-r-WM/s1600/car+boot+1.jpg

Or hang out at carboot sales, yes.

[Leefro]

I bought my 19 inch monitor from a car boot for 50p

[minz]

This damn internet, I got a 3G connection for all of 30 seconds tonight, now I'm back on a GPRS signal, I swear it's worse than a dial-up. :meh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Horder :hand:

It's not like it's a new monitor, they don't even make it anymore. It wouldn't be worth the shipping cost :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

This damn internet, I got a 3G connection for all of 30 seconds tonight, now I'm back on a GPRS signal, I swear it's worse than a dial-up. :meh:

Greenland Preservation and Renovation Society? :-k

[minz]

Greenland Preservation and Renovation Society? :-k

That was very quick Lance, I'm impressed. :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That was very quick Lance, I'm impressed. :)

:cheers:

[minz]

What it really stands for is.. got permanently rubbish signal. :(

[KevinD]

Tired and a bit sore tonight.

[minz]

Tired and a bit sore tonight.

TMI :shock:

[minz]

OK, OK, I need to go before I get myself into too much trouble. :mrgreen:

[KevinD]

Hahahah, I wish..nah, just worked on the kitchen a bit more.

[JoeyB]

OK, OK, I need to go before I get myself into too much trouble. :mrgreen:

Time to eat, I'm off too, adios.


Hahahah, I wish..nah, just worked on the kitchen a bit more.

Hello, goodbye.

[KevinD]

Aye dinnae say g'bye, ya twat!

[DemonGeminiX]

Christ, I can't find anything today.

:|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Christ, I can't find anything today.

:|

It's always in the last place you look, so don't stop now....the sooner you get back to it, the sooner you will get to the last place you look :nono:

[Leefro]

Christ, I can't find anything today.

:|

You been for a piss then ?

[DemonGeminiX]

It's always in the last place you look, so don't stop now....the sooner you get back to it, the sooner you will get to the last place you look :nono:

It's on the computer. Or it was. It used to be. It's an animated gif. But I can't find it.


You been for a piss then ?

Translate that into American English and I'll give you an answer.

[Leefro]

HUH ?

Simple really

You can't find anything you look for
So you go for a piss and can not find your penis

[DemonGeminiX]

HUH ?

Simple really

You can't find anything you look for
So you go for a piss and can not find your penis

:-s

Oh.


:nono:

My penis is not hard to find.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's on the computer. Or it was. It used to be. It's an animated gif. But I can't find it.

Probably should have saved it on your hard drive instead of leaving it on your computer :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

Probably should have saved it on your hard drive instead of leaving it on your computer :-k

It was on the hard drive!

:x

[Leefro]

It's on the computer. Or it was. It used to be. It's an animated gif. But I can't find it.



Is it one of a girl blouncing up and down ?

[DemonGeminiX]

Is it one of a girl blouncing up and down ?

No, it was one of Beo's funny gifs. The one where the dude reading the newspaper smooshes the little chicken with his hand and the chick's eyes get really wide as the feathers fly about.

I went looking for the video on youtube and I can't find that either.

:dunno:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It was on the hard drive!

:x

You need to be more clear [-(

[DemonGeminiX]

You need to be more clear [-(

:hand:

I was clear. I was so clear, I was transparent.

[Godfather]

What's with lance's hyperbole sig/av? :-k

[Leefro]

He had a discussion with me so i made him more right wing than he was before

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:hand:

I was clear. I was so clear, I was transparent.

You make a better door than window :hand:


What's with lance's hyperbole sig/av? :-k

What? :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

He had a discussion with me so i made him more right wing than he was before

Wrong again ;)

[DemonGeminiX]

Wong again ;)

:-s

Bob's Chinese again?

[DemonGeminiX]

You make a better door than window :hand:

:hand:

I was Saran Wrap clear.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-s

Bob's Chinese again?

What the hell are you on about? :-s


:hand:

I was Saran Wrap clear.

You make bricks appear see-thru :hand:

[Godfather]

What? :-s
Well it's an exaggeration, I just figured you changed it for a reason :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

What the hell are you on about? :-s



You make bricks appear see-thru :hand:

:nono:

Your ninja-edit wasn't fast enough. I caught you telling Lee he was Wong again.

And they're glass bricks.

[Hal-9000]

are you guys high?



me neither :sad2:





*eyes Lepage's glue bottle on desk...*

[DemonGeminiX]

Maybe it's on the laptop hard drive.

:-k

[Leefro]

:-s

Bob's Chinese again?

Correct I had hot Singapore Rice and a Pancake Roll this evening

[KevinD]

Beer is good,

God is great,


And people are crazy.....

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well it's an exaggeration, I just figured you changed it for a reason :lol:

I changed my user title too now...it's all complete :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nono:

Your ninja-edit wasn't fast enough. I caught you telling Lee he was Wong again.

And they're glass bricks.

And your proof? :-s

[Godfather]

I changed my user title too now...it's all complete :tup:

:lol: You crazy bro

[Leefro]

:lol: You crazy bro

Tis ok Iran will be doing it soon enough

[Hal-9000]

I don't watch the show Harry's Law but saw the beginning the other night after watching my movie.(she's a lawyer played by Kathy Bates)

A local redneck cop pulls her over for some outdated law about driving a foreign made vehicle in a small town.They argue for a minute then she says -

I'm rich
I'm white
I'm republican

and you never know...I may be aiming for quail if you don't let me go...


:rofl: ffs the references/inferences blew me away!!!

The cop ended up understanding her reference and she was thrown into jail

[Godfather]

:lol: Funny show. Just getting into it. I used to love Boston Legal, kind of reminds me of it (even has one of the same actors).

When asked how she was doing, Candice Bergen's character would say "Rich..." :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

And your proof? :-s

Post #5118.

And I printscreened it, so if you go and try to ninja edit it, I'll post the pic instead.

Don't make me do it.

:nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Says the guy that can't find a simple gif :rolleyes:

[Hal-9000]

:lol: Funny show. Just getting into it. I used to love Boston Legal, kind of reminds me of it (even has one of the same actors).

When asked how she was doing, Candice Bergen's character would say "Rich..." :lol:

just reading about Lank's new stuff here :lol:

and dammit GF I've been itching to start MW3, make a post in the what game you playing thread would ya?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

just reading about Lank's new stuff here :lol:

:-k

[DemonGeminiX]

Says the guy that can't find a simple gif :rolleyes:

[-(

I don't see you whippin' the gif out.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Because I don't want it :nana:

[Hal-9000]

:-k

from post 5131...you remind me of Kathy Bates


I'm rich
I'm white
I'm republican

and you never know...I may be aiming for quail if you don't let me go...

[KevinD]

Was juts laughing at a commercial I saw..This thing electrocutes rodents to death...


http://www.victorpest.com/store/rodent-control/electronic-mouse-trap

[Teh One Who Knocks]

from post 5131...you remind me of Kathy Bates


I'm rich
I'm white
I'm republican

and you never know...I may be aiming for quail if you don't let me go...

Sorry....tired....got lost :oops:

[Hal-9000]

is ok Cheney

:lol:

[Leefro]

You callin him a DICK ?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

is ok Cheney

:lol:

http://i.imgur.com/Lqi7Q.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

Because I don't want it :nana:


Because you can't find it either.

[-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I haven't looked :-s

[Hal-9000]

You callin him a DICK ?

I'd wink if the right side of my face worked :dance:

[Godfather]

I'm not playing MW3 yet Hal. Got a big commercial insurance exam on Dec. 7th and it will distract me even more than this place which is a terrifying thought :lol:

[Leefro]

Winning at poker should be made more easy

[Godfather]

Winning at poker should be made more easy

Just play against dumber people...

[Leefro]

Yeah but I'm dumb also :(

[Godfather]

Well... I always say: if ya ain't cheatin', ya aint tryin'.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm not playing MW3 yet Hal. Got a big commercial insurance exam on Dec. 7th and it will distract me even more than this place which is a terrifying thought :lol:

That's weeks away :hand:

[Leefro]

I'm watching a $150 entry tourney and it's the last 3

1st 19 grand
2nd 15 grand
3rd 11 grand

[Godfather]

Anyone know what drug has the street name "fringe"? Some pussy old friend on facebook with a kid and a wife is saying life is too hard and he just wants to "drink, do fringe and run away." :roll:

Tried to google it but didn't see anything.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Anyone know what drug has the street name "fringe"? Some pussy old friend on facebook with a kid and a wife is saying life is too hard and he just wants to "drink, do fringe and run away." :roll:

Tried to google it but didn't see anything.

Don't you know when things are too hard you are just supposed to give up? :nono:

Of course I can imagine what his 'problems' are :lol:

And can't say I have ever heard of that before :-k

[Godfather]

That's weeks away :hand:

I know... and I'm an insane procrastinator. You should see how ridiculous some of this shit is to understand.

"...other vessels and aparatus, and connected pipes while under pressure or while in use or in normal internal working pressure exceeding 103 kilopascales above atmospheric pressure, except that liability is specifically assumed for loss or damage resulting from the explosion of manually portable gas..."

And the text books is a good 4 inches thick :lol: FML

[Leefro]

Anyone know what drug has the street name "fringe"? Some pussy old friend on facebook with a kid and a wife is saying life is too hard and he just wants to "drink, do fringe and run away." :roll:

Tried to google it but didn't see anything.

Maybe he has tonsurephobia

[DemonGeminiX]

Anyone know what drug has the street name "fringe"? Some pussy old friend on facebook with a kid and a wife is saying life is too hard and he just wants to "drink, do fringe and run away." :roll:

Tried to google it but didn't see anything.

Drug nicknames change rapidly. It's really hard to keep track of them all of the time. It might be something popular that has a new nickname in the region he is.

[Godfather]

Drug nicknames change rapidly. It's really hard to keep track of them all of the time. It might be something popular that has a new nickname in the region he is.

Yeah I guess that's the case. He lives in 'Cloverdale', which is kinda like the fence the worst municipality in the city put around their zoo. Scary.


Maybe he has tonsurephobia

You know what my favorite part is? It's not that his spelling is atrocious and his problems are petty... it's that he spells "in" with an apostrophe. (Example: "I live i'n a box)

[DemonGeminiX]

I know... and I'm an insane procrastinator. You should see how ridiculous some of this shit is to understand.

"...other vessels and aparatus, and connected pipes while under pressure or while in use or in normal internal working pressure exceeding 103 kilopascales above atmospheric pressure, except that liability is specifically assumed for loss or damage resulting from the explosion of manually portable gas..."

And the text books is a good 4 inches thick :lol: FML

:-s

What the hell are you insuring?

[Leefro]

See It's not all about dumb fuckers in poker :(

http://i40.tinypic.com/2uh8k8j.jpg

[Godfather]

:-s

What the hell are you insuring?

It's a common exclusion in a standard commercial insurance policy...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-s

What the hell are you insuring?

Nuclear submarine :thumbsup:

[Godfather]

Nuclear submarine :thumbsup:

Don't be silly, Canada can't afford any of those :lol:

[Noilly Pratt]

Yeah I guess that's the case. He lives in 'Cloverdale', which is kinda like the fence the worst municipality in the city put around their zoo. Scary.

:lol: Laughing because it's true. I could have bought a house there once but it had to the left and right the stereotypical "car on blocks" in both driveways.

I'll ask my wife on the drug reference. They get bulletins from the RCMP regarding the name changes -- she's a lunch monitor at the local school and has to know this stuff to protect the little Elementary school kids.

She also sells car/home insurance like you (now at a big drug store) as well.

"Doing Fringe" might mean watching the TV show Fringe, maybe?"

[minz]

I've got a banging headache tonight, Might go lay on my bed for an hour. :meh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My monitor is here :cheers:

[DemonGeminiX]

Well, I found the video but I still can't find the friggin' gif.

:meh:

[DemonGeminiX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPVfooGyN5E

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well, I found the video but I still can't find the friggin' gif.

:meh:

Make your own then you lazy git :slap:

[DemonGeminiX]

:hand:

I know it's already out there.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You will have a better sense of satisfaction if you do it yourself :nono:

[RBP]

You will have a better sense of satisfaction if you do it yourself :nono:

but enough about my self life....

[DemonGeminiX]

:hand:

Not when it already exists and I can find it. I have a problem with needlessly reinventing the wheel.

http://i.imgur.com/7QB8a.gif

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I knew I shouldn't have opened that bag of M&M's :|

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

M&Ms?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I bought a 2 lb bag the other day because it was like 66% off...and I brought it to work

[DemonGeminiX]

And now all of your coworkers are eating them?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No, I can't stop eating them :oops:

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/2tMDM.gif

[Teh One Who Knocks]

M&M's are addictive :nono:

[Hal-9000]

M&M's are addictive :nono:


I cracked a molar eating M & M 's and had to get a root canal and post put through the tooth into my gum....

dentist warned me previous to that because the tooth was already fractured...he said - we should put a crown on that tooth before something happens.I said - Nawww don't be silly :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shock:

Were you eating the rock covered ones? :-s

[minz]

M&M's are yucky :meh:

[Hal-9000]

:shock:

Were you eating the rock covered ones? :-s

No the candy covered peanut ones....the tooth had quite a big fracture but I was young and stupid then...refused the treatment.I remember him saying - Most people wouldn't be able to even bite down on a tooth like that much less eat with it.

I said - pfffffffffft :lol:



Welcome to Morons R Us, can I help you? :)

[Hal-9000]

M&M's are yucky :meh:

I used to be addicted to them...worked at a theater and emptied a bag into my jacket pocket every night :oops:

[Hal-9000]

SEE!!!


M&M's are addictive :nono:

[minz]

Its the peanuts I dont like, I hate nuts of any kind.

[minz]

*Thinks that last post is going to come back to haunt her* :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

M&M's are yucky :meh:

Like I'm gonna listen to the opinion of someone that hates food :rolleyes:


No the candy covered peanut ones....the tooth had quite a big fracture but I was young and stupid then...refused the treatment.I remember him saying - Most people wouldn't be able to even bite down on a tooth like that much less eat with it.

I said - pfffffffffft :lol:



Welcome to Morons R Us, can I help you? :)

I like the plain ones better :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I used to be addicted to them...worked at a theater and emptied a bag into my jacket pocket every night :oops:

You know what else is addictive? Those damn Junior Mints....I love those thing.

[DemonGeminiX]

Its the peanuts I dont like, I hate nuts of any kind.

That's too easy.

[minz]

That's too easy.

Back when I was skinny, I was told to eat nuts and seeds to put weight on, I can think of nothing worse.

[DemonGeminiX]

Back when I was skinny, I was told to eat nuts and seeds to put weight on, I can think of nothing worse.

I meant that that's too easy to make jokes out of.

[Hal-9000]

apparently not :lol:

[Hal-9000]

fuck me :|

We start one of our inventories tomorrow and I have to be at work 2 hours earlier than normal :x

I'll never make it

[minz]

Somebody is going to be tired and tetchy tomorow :)

[minz]

fuck me :|

We start one of our inventories tomorrow and I have to be at work 2 hours earlier than normal :x

I'll never make it

What time do you normally start?

[Hal-9000]

I typically start at 9am (get to work around 8:30 ish)

For our inventories they want us to start at 7, work until 5 with additional OT as necessary.

7 -5 is already 10 hours, those morons :x

[minz]

I typically start at 9am (get to work around 8:30 ish)

For our inventories they want us to start at 7, work until 5 with additional OT as necessary.

7 -5 is already 10 hours, those morons :x

7am ouch!

[Hal-9000]

and I have to stay until 5:30 every day as part of my normal shift as I babysit the shipper while he loads his trucks :|

This woman who works offsite dictated these new inventory parameters and she doesn't even work here....and she'll be here shortly this afternoon.I can hardly wait :x I've only done inventory counts for 23 years....without her! :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

7am ouch!

Yeah...ouch...7AM....ungodly early :|

[minz]

We dont open until 10am

[Hal-9000]

fuck she's here..

[minz]

fuck she's here..

Go get her Hal :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Yeah...ouch...7AM....ungodly early :|

well..it's perspective I guess...

I've only worked 9am - 5:30pm for 18 years now and I stand on concrete and lift boxes all day.Then someone tells me to get up 3 hours early to work 11 hours the next day? And she rides a chair for living 5 days a week? She has no idea what she's doing to our staff...

and yes it is early for people who stay every day to almost 6pm ...no matter what...

[Hal-9000]

Go get her Hal :lol:

Her voice is like Iranian water boarding :|


smoke break .......

[minz]

I need some inspiration please, I want to put something under my name where it says basement dweller but I cant think what to put.:-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

well..it's perspective I guess...

I've only worked 9am - 5:30pm for 18 years now and I stand on concrete and lift boxes all day.Then someone tells me to get up 3 hours early to work 11 hours the next day? And she rides a chair for living 5 days a week? She has no idea what she's doing to our staff...

and yes it is early for people who stay every day to almost 6pm ...no matter what...

http://i.imgur.com/BVnSa.jpg

:-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I need some inspiration please, I want to put something under my name where it says basement dweller but I cant think what to put.:-k

Complains A Lot? :-k

























































:outtahere:

[minz]

Complains A Lot? :-k
























































:outtahere:

Or how about, Lances executioner? :slap:

[minz]

If I asked the girls to start early they would just laugh at me. :lol:

[minz]

And I need a fag break too, brb

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Or how about, Lances executioner? :slap:

:nana:

[JoeyB]

I need some inspiration please, I want to put something under my name where it says basement dweller but I cant think what to put.:-k

"Waiting for inspiration".

[minz]

"Waiting for inspiration".

I like, thanks :mrgreen: Now to work out how to do it. :-k

[minz]

I cant do it :( minz = stupid :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I cant do it :( minz = stupid :sad2:

Top right corner of the forum....click on settings....then on the menu on the left hand side, click edit profile

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I probably should have closed my bedroom window before I left for work this morning...it's 51° in there :-k

[Pony]

I cant do it :( minz = stupid :sad2:

Settings/ edit profile/ custom user title

[DemonGeminiX]

Yeah...ouch...7AM....ungodly early :|

:hand:

You shush. You go home at like 2pm in the afternoon.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:hand:

You shush. You go home at like 2pm in the afternoon.

And by that time I already have between 9-1/2 and 10 hours in :-s

[DemonGeminiX]

And by that time I already have between 9-1/2 and 10 hours in :-s

:nono:

It's your own fault for choosing to work at a company run by a sadistic bastard.

[Hal-9000]

I have to count thousands of items, dockets, customer numbers....pads, books, sets, pkgs, tabs, cartons....

my eyes already hurt :sad2:

[DemonGeminiX]

I have to count thousands of items, dockets, customer numbers....pads, books, sets, pkgs, tabs, cartons....

my eyes already hurt :sad2:

You could always make it more interesting and count them all out loud like the Count from Sesame Street.

:D

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You could always make it more interesting and count them all out loud like the Count from Sesame Street.

:D

And wouldn't be the same without the thunder and lightning :nono:

[DemonGeminiX]

And wouldn't be the same without the thunder and lightning :nono:

They make cds with those sound effects on them.

[-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

They make cds with those sound effects on them.

[-(

Cheating :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I've got my new monitor hooked up and oh....my....god.....

:homer:

[JoeyB]

They make cds with those sound effects on them.

[-(

I can give you a sound recording of a man peeing into a Coke bottle, if that sort of thing interests you.

[DemonGeminiX]

I've got my new monitor hooked up and oh....my....god.....

:homer:

I wasn't paying attention to the conversation when you originally had it. What did you pick up?


I can give you a sound recording of a man peeing into a Coke bottle, if that sort of thing interests you.

:hand:

I'll only take sound recordings of a guy peeing in a Pepsi bottle.

[JoeyB]

I'll only take sound recordings of a guy peeing in a Pepsi bottle.

The track is titled "ode de toilette" or "Finnish hearts breaking".

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I wasn't paying attention to the conversation when you originally had it. What did you pick up?

http://accessories.us.dell.com/sna/productdetail.aspx?c=us&cs=04&l=en&sku=320-2676

[DemonGeminiX]

http://accessories.us.dell.com/sna/productdetail.aspx?c=us&cs=04&l=en&sku=320-2676

Nice. A bit expensive, but I guess you did comparisons and all that, right?

[Pony]

I bet the thing is like staring into the sun compared to your old one. I went from a 19 square to a 24 16/10 and was like a deer frozen by headlights.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nice. A bit expensive, but I guess you did comparisons and all that, right?

16:10 ratio monitors are hard to find, especially at reasonable prices. There were many that cost way more but weren't as nice as the Dell. Plus, Hal shamed me into buying it because I was looking at a lot less expensive monitor.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I bet the thing is like staring into the sun compared to your old one. I went from a 19 square to a 24 16/10 and was like a deer frozen by headlights.

Exactly! :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

16:10 ratio monitors are hard to find, especially at reasonable prices. There were many that cost way more but weren't as nice as the Dell. Plus, Hal shamed me into buying it because I was looking at a lot less expensive monitor.

Amazon has the same one for $312.99 + $20.00 shipping. Looks like a marketplace seller though, so you probably did the right thing by ordering direct from Dell.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Amazon has the same one for $312.99 + $20.00 shipping. Looks like a marketplace seller though, so you probably did the right thing by ordering direct from Dell.

Yeah, I'm wary of buying anything pricey from the marketplace sellers...getting it direct from Dell I get a 3 year kick-ass warranty and don't have top deal with a 3rd party if anything happens.

[DemonGeminiX]

Yeah, I'm wary of buying anything pricey from the marketplace sellers...getting it direct from Dell I get a 3 year kick-ass warranty and don't have top deal with a 3rd party if anything happens.

Good call. Those amazon marketplace sellers are really shady sometimes.

:lol:

[Leefro]

I wonder if I can get up a petition so I don't have to work on Christmas Day

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Good call. Those amazon marketplace sellers are really shady sometimes.

:lol:

I've bought a few things that have come from the marketplace, but I don't think anything I bought was over $40 :lol:


I wonder if I can get up a petition so I don't have to work on Christmas Day

:empathy:

[Hal-9000]

Fuck I despise that twat...





:oops: Outloud texting voice again?

[Leefro]

Actually scratch that I forgot I'm on triple time

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ahhhhh......nothing like a hot shower :)

[Hal-9000]

Did your monitor show up Lance?

[RBP]

Did your monitor show up Lance?

:-s


I've got my new monitor hooked up and oh....my....god.....

:homer:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Did your monitor show up Lance?

:tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Blah :|

[RBP]

why blah? :| are you running dual monitors now?