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DemonGeminiX
04-02-2022, 07:44 PM
Well, this is damn peculiar. I had a medical bill that was due on April 2nd. I knew it was there, I got notification of it's existence via email. I have the insurance EOB for it. I figured, "What the hell. Let me go pay it." I log into the account, and it's nowhere to be found. I call the help line and the woman I'm talking to is looking for it. She says billing deleted it. She can see the EOB, and she can see that the actual medical group is saying that it's there, but it's just not there anymore. It disappeared and she can't tell me why. I don't like this. Not. One. Bit.


Just go out and spend the money on something frivolous. I'm sure it will be fine.

It's April 2nd. Guess what? The bill's back up on the account... and it's due today. Those fuckers took it away just so I wouldn't get to claim the 15% discount. And/or try to get me to be delinquent on it so they could send me to collections. I can't do anything about this one except pay it, but I'll be taking detailed records on the rest of them, and if they fuck with me again, I'll take their asses to court for deceptive billing practices. I'm watching you closely now, motherfuckers.

Muddy
04-04-2022, 12:34 AM
Loading up truck and daughters car in am. Moving her to San Antonio area to live with my sister in law. SIL is recently divorced, and going through massive empty nest syndrome. ( both of her children are grown and gone) and lives in a 3200sgft 2 story alone. Job opportunities for daughter are massively better in that area. Hope it works out well. Best part is at this point, I dont have to give up my studio since daughter is moving out. Wife and daughter had plans to move daughter into studio (14x26' fully finished Morgan building)


Oh, and I guess in need to change my avatar pic. Haven't seen the little girl in pic in 6 years or so.

Who is that little girl?

deebakes
04-04-2022, 12:35 AM
i'm guessing he means that she's all grown up :shrug:

Teh One Who Knocks
04-04-2022, 10:23 AM
When did the database issues start?

KevinD
04-04-2022, 01:26 PM
Been a busy couple of days.
The girl in my avatar pic is the daughter of my oldest daughters ex-fiance. The guy is me, lol. Tried to change pic, but it'll have to wait until next time I have laptop out so I can resize a picture.

Teh One Who Knocks
04-04-2022, 01:27 PM
Been a busy couple of days.
The girl in my avatar pic is the daughter of my oldest daughters ex-fiance. The guy is me, lol. Tried to change pic, but it'll have to wait until next time I have laptop out so I can resize a picture.

You can PM me the pic Kev and I can resize it and change it for you.

KevinD
04-04-2022, 01:27 PM
When did the database issues start?

Lance, I wasn't able to log in at all yesterday afternoon if that helps.

DemonGeminiX
04-04-2022, 03:44 PM
When did the database issues start?

Last night. Maybe around 7ish (EST), if I recall correctly.


At least that's the way it went for me.

Teh One Who Knocks
04-04-2022, 03:55 PM
I ran the DB repair script through the server this morning and luckily that fixed everything.

DemonGeminiX
04-04-2022, 03:56 PM
I ran the DB repair script through the server this morning and luckily that fixed everything.

So it just took a dump?

Teh One Who Knocks
04-04-2022, 03:58 PM
So it just took a dump?

Something got corrupted in it somewhere. The script took quite awhile to run.

DemonGeminiX
04-04-2022, 04:01 PM
Messed up. Looking at the New Posts above from the navigation, the last post from yesterday was Muddy at around 9 pm EST, so I'm guessing not too long after that's when the issues started.

Pony
04-04-2022, 04:10 PM
Thanks for unplugging and plugging it back in Lance.

deebakes
04-05-2022, 03:48 AM
When did the database issues start?

last night close to 7 pm cst i think

Teh One Who Knocks
04-05-2022, 10:55 AM
Update on Thor. We took him to the neurologist on Friday and the visit went well. She did a really comprehensive exam and didn't think it was anything like a tumor (although that couldn't be ruled out completely). She seemed positive that we can get the seizures back under control with medication. She increased the dosage on one of the meds he's already on, but this particular med can affect the liver, so we have to have a blood test done in about 10 days to make sure that everything is okay. She thought that part of the problem might be that since he's been on medication for awhile now, he may be metabolizing the current dosage more now and has built up a tolerance to it. So, she increased that and said that if that doesn't help, there's another med that can be added as well. So we're fairly hopeful going forward.

She did say that him going from having the seizures as often as he did to none for 13 months was kind of an anomaly and that is rather uncommon and told us that we shouldn't expect that again. But she did say that she was hopeful that we could get it down to 2 to 3 per year, which would be fine especially since in every other way, Thor is fine and a happy dog. So we're just glad that as of now, it doesn't seem like he's getting worse or there's some other major underlying thing that is getting worse, and that we can get these back under control.

Teh One Who Knocks
04-05-2022, 02:44 PM
https://i.imgur.com/mND8tLBh.jpeg

https://i.imgur.com/eCotJj5h.jpeg

In other news, Daisy is getting bigger.

lost in melb.
04-05-2022, 02:49 PM
Update on Thor. We took him to the neurologist on Friday and the visit went well. She did a really comprehensive exam and didn't think it was anything like a tumor (although that couldn't be ruled out completely). She seemed positive that we can get the seizures back under control with medication. She increased the dosage on one of the meds he's already on, but this particular med can affect the liver, so we have to have a blood test done in about 10 days to make sure that everything is okay. She thought that part of the problem might be that since he's been on medication for awhile now, he may be metabolizing the current dosage more now and has built up a tolerance to it. So, she increased that and said that if that doesn't help, there's another med that can be added as well. So we're fairly hopeful going forward.

She did say that him going from having the seizures as often as he did to none for 13 months was kind of an anomaly and that is rather uncommon and told us that we shouldn't expect that again. But she did say that she was hopeful that we could get it down to 2 to 3 per year, which would be fine especially since in every other way, Thor is fine and a happy dog. So we're just glad that as of now, it doesn't seem like he's getting worse or there's some other major underlying thing that is getting worse, and that we can get these back under control.

Many thanks for the update, Lance. That's great news and we all love our furry companions and we do our best to make them comfortable.

Hugh_Janus
04-05-2022, 06:20 PM
petrol is expensive as fuck

DemonGeminiX
04-05-2022, 06:45 PM
:-k

Did someone forget their password?

Hugh_Janus
04-05-2022, 07:25 PM
one doesn't just "forget" one's password

PorkChopSandwiches
04-05-2022, 07:49 PM
:lol:

deebakes
04-06-2022, 03:03 AM
:shock:

RBP
04-06-2022, 03:07 AM
In fairness, Lance does love a good winkie, Mush.

Muddy
04-06-2022, 02:10 PM
https://i.imgur.com/mND8tLBh.jpeg

https://i.imgur.com/eCotJj5h.jpeg

In other news, Daisy is getting bigger.

Are you trying to grow grass or just trying to cut down on dust dirt entering the house?

Teh One Who Knocks
04-06-2022, 02:17 PM
Cut down on dirt/mud/dust depending on the weather. Keeping grass in the yard with 4 dogs is a losing battle. Plus, we've been in a fight with the yard since we bout the house. Because the house was empty for about 18 months before we bought it, plus the prior owners obviously didn't take care of the yard, it had become overgrown with nothing but weeds and crab grass. We finally got most of the weeds killed off a few years ago and try and keep up on the new ones, but we haven't had the time or money to really redo the back yard the way we want, so we're just trying to keep the dirt covered up as much as possible.

Muddy
04-06-2022, 02:24 PM
It's not a bad idea.. I need some for the base of my deck from dipshit always pissing there..

Teh One Who Knocks
04-06-2022, 02:25 PM
We have a Big R store about 5 minutes away and we can buy full bales of straw for $7 and each bale covers quite a bit of area.

Muddy
04-06-2022, 02:49 PM
We have one called "Southern States"..

DemonGeminiX
04-07-2022, 04:04 PM
Breaking news: Nancy Pelosi has tested positive for Covid-19.

Teh One Who Knocks
04-07-2022, 04:14 PM
https://i.imgur.com/VPWejkS.png

Zillow is nuts....we paid $195K just under 10 years ago.

Muddy
04-07-2022, 07:02 PM
Jesus..

PorkChopSandwiches
04-07-2022, 07:05 PM
Zillow is wrong, their algo is fucking stupid. The only way to get a decent idea from their site, is to actually look at homes like yours in your immediate neighborhood that have sold in the last 3 months, then you will have an idea.

Muddy
04-07-2022, 07:36 PM
I'm gonna Algo you, mfka... :shakefist:

RBP
04-08-2022, 02:55 AM
The entire island of Puerto Rico is without power? :shock:

Godfather
04-08-2022, 03:26 AM
Gentlemen, I return.

Had an absolute riot in Montreal, 10 dudes in the shittiest airnbn but right on the main party street. We acted like we were 22 again for 3 nights... two nights at the strippers, one at nightclubs/bars, out until 4am eating poutine to close out each night. I haven't gone that hard since university, we didn't eat a single vegetable for 4 days, and I'm still recovering. We abused the bachelor pretty hard, lot of booze and drugs were consumed, and a few guys made horrible financial decisions at the 'rippers, but nobody did anything too regrettable thankfully :lol:


Went straight from Montreal to Toronto and had 3 days of work events. Two more days were planned for today and tomorrow but got cancelled as half our team came down with covid, so I flew home to avoid potentially getting stuck there. Between the work exposure, 3 flights, and a bach party with no sleep, packed night clubs and strippers in our face, I'm somehow still testing negative as of tonight which is basically a miracle.

deebakes
04-08-2022, 03:47 AM
that's cuz covid ain't real bro

Godfather
04-08-2022, 03:56 AM
Certainly felt that way in Montreal :lol: What a town

deebakes
04-08-2022, 04:01 AM
i had a blast in montreal in 2018 (i think was the year without looking at pictures)

lost in melb.
04-08-2022, 06:11 AM
Gentlemen, I return.

Had an absolute riot in Montreal, 10 dudes in the shittiest airnbn but right on the main party street. We acted like we were 22 again for 3 nights... two nights at the strippers, one at nightclubs/bars, out until 4am eating poutine to close out each night. I haven't gone that hard since university, we didn't eat a single vegetable for 4 days, and I'm still recovering. We abused the bachelor pretty hard, lot of booze and drugs were consumed, and a few guys made horrible financial decisions at the 'rippers, but nobody did anything too regrettable thankfully :lol:


Went straight from Montreal to Toronto and had 3 days of work events. Two more days were planned for today and tomorrow but got cancelled as half our team came down with covid, so I flew home to avoid potentially getting stuck there. Between the work exposure, 3 flights, and a bach party with no sleep, packed night clubs and strippers in our face, I'm somehow still testing negative as of tonight which is basically a miracle.

I don't think I could do that anymore 8-[



:lol:

RBP
04-08-2022, 08:09 AM
Gentlemen, I return.

Had an absolute riot in Montreal, 10 dudes in the shittiest airnbn but right on the main party street. We acted like we were 22 again for 3 nights... two nights at the strippers, one at nightclubs/bars, out until 4am eating poutine to close out each night. I haven't gone that hard since university, we didn't eat a single vegetable for 4 days, and I'm still recovering. We abused the bachelor pretty hard, lot of booze and drugs were consumed, and a few guys made horrible financial decisions at the 'rippers, but nobody did anything too regrettable thankfully :lol:


Went straight from Montreal to Toronto and had 3 days of work events. Two more days were planned for today and tomorrow but got cancelled as half our team came down with covid, so I flew home to avoid potentially getting stuck there. Between the work exposure, 3 flights, and a bach party with no sleep, packed night clubs and strippers in our face, I'm somehow still testing negative as of tonight which is basically a miracle.

Atta boy :clap:

TIL... poutine in your face leads to poutine in your mouth. :lol::yum:

And I need details on the "HOrrible financial decisions" :spank:

Teh One Who Knocks
04-08-2022, 10:08 AM
The entire island of Puerto Rico is without power? :shock:

Is AOC's abuela okay????? :shock:

Teh One Who Knocks
04-08-2022, 10:51 AM
Took the wife to her 2 week post-op checkup yesterday. Doctor was really pleased with her progress. She already has about 125° of movement on her knee and he says that her knee feels really solid. Gave her an A+ on everything and said she is good to keep working on it. Wants to see her back again in a month.

Godfather
04-09-2022, 01:57 AM
Atta boy :clap:

TIL... poutine in your face leads to poutine in your mouth. :lol::yum:

And I need details on the "HOrrible financial decisions" :spank:


One dude woke up the Friday after the long debaucherous night at the strippers and stumbled into the kitchen claiming the ATM at the 'rippers had ripped him off. He's telling us "I have 4 identical charges for $200, I only withdrew one time! I've already disputed the charges with my bank, no way that's right."

Other friend goes "Bud, I saw you standing at the ATM pounding away at that thing over and over like an absolute zombie, then disappearing back into the private lounge" :lol: Poor dude was pretty sour about his financial decisions, left his visa and interac card at home the next two nights :lol: He later admitted he got an hour straight of lap dances from the same chick! Also... who is dumb enough to use the ATM inside the strip club?


Another dude snuck back to the same club all three nights after we'd all tapped out, just to blow his lunch money over and over again on the same girl "Mercedes". She gave him her number the first night and he was texting her completely in love all weekend. We kept trying to tell him - this is what they do, they're professionals, she doesn't love you buddy. He tried calling her during the daytime to "just take her to brunch" - call goes straight to voicemail but she later texts her work schedule.... Poor fella was just too stupid to get it and talked about her all weekend even as we reminded him that he didn't even know her real name. The third night, right as he got to this club she was leaving with some rich looking old dude, and our guy's heart visibly broke like Ralph Wiggum on Valentines Day. It was priceless, but he was still trying to justify Mercedes's love for him the next morning. Great entertainment for the rest of us.

Me and the other guy who organized this stag joked that next time we organize a stag, we're going to include a training video on how not to get fleeced at a strip club.



I'll add this too...

If any of you have a boys trip coming up, you must add in 'The Game of Life' rules. Three simple ones to institute all weekend:

1. Buffalo - You must drink with your non-dominant hand all weekend. If you get caught sipping with your dominant hand, someone can call 'Buffalo' (don't ask why) and you must immediately finish your drink. Doesn't matter if it's 10am and you just ordered a bloody marry to shake the hangover, too bad. If someone forgets you're a leftie or somehow calls a wrong buffalo - they finish their drink.
2. Tell Her - If you say anything about a girl, stranger or not, someone can call 'TELL HER' and you must go tell her exactly what you said about her (without revealing it's a dare/game). The only way out is buying the group a round of drinks. [Strippers are exempt from this rule]
3. M.I.N.E. - You cannot use the word 'mine'. If someone asks the group 'who's shoe is this' and anyone answers 'mine' they must drop and do 10 push-ups. This sounds easy but can quickly add up to the point where you're lying on the ground trying to do that last push up. That adds a high level of humiliation when you're in an airport or disgusting bar.

deebakes
04-09-2022, 03:46 PM
awesome recap :lol:

DemonGeminiX
04-11-2022, 12:15 AM
Do ya really wanna, do ya really wanna taste it?
What's going up must come down
Do ya really wanna, do ya really wanna taste it?
Baby you're losin' ground

Blind to what you'll soon become
The mirror lies, the whole world's wrong but you
Dancing with the blinkers on
Throw your dog the invisible bone

RBP
04-11-2022, 01:35 AM
One dude woke up the Friday after the long debaucherous night at the strippers and stumbled into the kitchen claiming the ATM at the 'rippers had ripped him off. He's telling us "I have 4 identical charges for $200, I only withdrew one time! I've already disputed the charges with my bank, no way that's right."

Other friend goes "Bud, I saw you standing at the ATM pounding away at that thing over and over like an absolute zombie, then disappearing back into the private lounge" :lol: Poor dude was pretty sour about his financial decisions, left his visa and interac card at home the next two nights :lol: He later admitted he got an hour straight of lap dances from the same chick! Also... who is dumb enough to use the ATM inside the strip club?


Another dude snuck back to the same club all three nights after we'd all tapped out, just to blow his lunch money over and over again on the same girl "Mercedes". She gave him her number the first night and he was texting her completely in love all weekend. We kept trying to tell him - this is what they do, they're professionals, she doesn't love you buddy. He tried calling her during the daytime to "just take her to brunch" - call goes straight to voicemail but she later texts her work schedule.... Poor fella was just too stupid to get it and talked about her all weekend even as we reminded him that he didn't even know her real name. The third night, right as he got to this club she was leaving with some rich looking old dude, and our guy's heart visibly broke like Ralph Wiggum on Valentines Day. It was priceless, but he was still trying to justify Mercedes's love for him the next morning. Great entertainment for the rest of us.

Me and the other guy who organized this stag joked that next time we organize a stag, we're going to include a training video on how not to get fleeced at a strip club.



I'll add this too...

If any of you have a boys trip coming up, you must add in 'The Game of Life' rules. Three simple ones to institute all weekend:

1. Buffalo - You must drink with your non-dominant hand all weekend. If you get caught sipping with your dominant hand, someone can call 'Buffalo' (don't ask why) and you must immediately finish your drink. Doesn't matter if it's 10am and you just ordered a bloody marry to shake the hangover, too bad. If someone forgets you're a leftie or somehow calls a wrong buffalo - they finish their drink.
2. Tell Her - If you say anything about a girl, stranger or not, someone can call 'TELL HER' and you must go tell her exactly what you said about her (without revealing it's a dare/game). The only way out is buying the group a round of drinks. [Strippers are exempt from this rule]
3. M.I.N.E. - You cannot use the word 'mine'. If someone asks the group 'who's shoe is this' and anyone answers 'mine' they must drop and do 10 push-ups. This sounds easy but can quickly add up to the point where you're lying on the ground trying to do that last push up. That adds a high level of humiliation when you're in an airport or disgusting bar.

Love it! :lol:

DemonGeminiX
04-11-2022, 11:55 PM
I'm not gonna bother talking about Biden's declaration on gun control today, since everybody here knows where I stand on the issue in general.

Suffice it to say that I'm kinda pissed off right now.

lost in melb.
04-12-2022, 12:09 PM
Not a lot of legroom here

https://i.ibb.co/BT7rCVk/IMG-20220412-WA0005.jpg (https://ibb.co/7rTR1Jh)

deebakes
04-12-2022, 02:20 PM
since you couldn't find linen pants, are you wearing a dress?

DemonGeminiX
04-12-2022, 02:54 PM
Not a lot of legroom here

https://i.ibb.co/BT7rCVk/IMG-20220412-WA0005.jpg (https://ibb.co/7rTR1Jh)

You're one of those guys that takes their shoes off on the plane?

deebakes
04-12-2022, 02:56 PM
dingo ate his shoes

Muddy
04-12-2022, 03:17 PM
I'm not gonna bother talking about Biden's declaration on gun control today, since everybody here knows where I stand on the issue in general.

Suffice it to say that I'm kinda pissed off right now.

What did Bozo do now?

lost in melb.
04-12-2022, 03:30 PM
You're one of those guys that takes their shoes off on the plane?

How else am I going to air those stink bombs? :?

Muddy
04-12-2022, 03:31 PM
:lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
04-12-2022, 03:37 PM
How else am I going to air those stink bombs? :?

In Lancistan, those people that take their shoes off on flights will be summarily executed upon arrival at the destination.

lost in melb.
04-12-2022, 03:44 PM
In Lancistan, those people that take their shoes off on flights will be summarily executed upon arrival at the destination.

Taken 30 seconds ago.


https://i.ibb.co/NVs14wt/IMG-20220412-WA0012.jpg (https://ibb.co/YR3DrvP)


The secret is that you never put on shoes in the first place, then they don't stink.

https://i.imgflip.com/4/1j8x99.jpg

deebakes
04-12-2022, 04:06 PM
where are you? and why are you doing yoga like a psycho?

lost in melb.
04-12-2022, 04:08 PM
where are you? and why are you doing yoga like a psycho?

Changi. Once you've been stuck here for 8 hours and everything is closed because of Covid, all bets are off. :hand:

lost in melb.
04-12-2022, 04:09 PM
Seriously though, I'm 6 ft 7. I try to start off as limber as possible.

deebakes
04-12-2022, 04:09 PM
i was going to guess singapore!

deebakes
04-12-2022, 04:09 PM
that's a trippy airport

deebakes
04-12-2022, 04:11 PM
you got me, i'm 6'4", planes are fucking awful for people my height plus... meanwhile, three porky's can fit comfortably in one economy seat

PorkChopSandwiches
04-12-2022, 04:24 PM
you got me, i'm 6'4", planes are fucking awful for people my height plus... meanwhile, three porky's can fit comfortably in one economy seat

:hand: Only in height not width

deebakes
04-12-2022, 04:30 PM
my bad :oops:

Muddy
04-12-2022, 05:19 PM
You guys are monsters. Not you Porky. :dance:

deebakes
04-12-2022, 05:30 PM
quiet down there short round :hand:

Muddy
04-12-2022, 06:44 PM
https://i.imgur.com/TcqYxeP.gif

Teh One Who Knocks
04-12-2022, 07:16 PM
Let's play a drinking game...listen to a Peppermint Psaki press briefing and every time she says 'Putin price hike' take a shot.

DemonGeminiX
04-12-2022, 07:57 PM
Gentlemen, the state of Georgia is now a Constitutional Carry state. Governor Kemp just signed it into law.

Hugh_Janus
04-12-2022, 08:23 PM
man, im getting a bit fat again. My metabolism is slowing right down... getting old sucks

deebakes
04-12-2022, 08:24 PM
there, there fatty :empathy:

Hugh_Janus
04-12-2022, 08:30 PM
le sigh

PorkChopSandwiches
04-12-2022, 08:36 PM
you get used to it

DemonGeminiX
04-12-2022, 08:43 PM
man, im getting a bit fat again. My metabolism is slowing right down... getting old sucks

Your metabolism doesn't slow down. That's a myth. You slow down. Get active again. Quit eating junk. They're just empty calories that add to your waistline.

DemonGeminiX
04-13-2022, 04:10 AM
Did you make disease, and the diamond blue?
Did you make mankind after we made you?
... and the devil too....

Godfather
04-13-2022, 04:13 AM
Brought pup home from dog daycare today and he was fine, he lay down to nap and got up and is now limping... kind concerning. We examined his front leg and shoulder thoroughly and couldn't find anywhere that was tender or swollen, his pads and nails look fine, very strange. Guess we'll see how it is in the morning :(

Teh One Who Knocks
04-13-2022, 09:56 AM
Brought pup home from dog daycare today and he was fine, he lay down to nap and got up and is now limping... kind concerning. We examined his front leg and shoulder thoroughly and couldn't find anywhere that was tender or swollen, his pads and nails look fine, very strange. Guess we'll see how it is in the morning :(

Hopefully he's okay. :(

DemonGeminiX
04-13-2022, 10:28 AM
I'm thinking it would probably be better if I just deleted my Senators' responses instead of reading them. Every time I read them, I want to fly to Washington to punch them in their fucking faces.

Teh One Who Knocks
04-13-2022, 10:38 AM
I'm thinking it would probably be better if I just deleted my Senators' responses instead of reading them. Every time I read them, I want to fly to Washington to punch them in their fucking faces.

99.99% of the time you get any response, it's a form letter with a few relevant words substituted in place.

DemonGeminiX
04-13-2022, 01:18 PM
99.99% of the time you get any response, it's a form letter with a few relevant words substituted in place.

I guess yesterday was the .01% then. They both responded in a non-formulaic way.

PorkChopSandwiches
04-13-2022, 02:55 PM
Your metabolism doesn't slow down. That's a myth. You slow down. Get active again. Quit eating junk. They're just empty calories that add to your waistline.

Maybe just one muffin next time

Teh One Who Knocks
04-13-2022, 03:07 PM
Maybe just one muffin next time

Do you know the muffin man?

PorkChopSandwiches
04-13-2022, 03:19 PM
Do you know the muffin man?


an blueberry muffin... alright, it was two of them :hand:

:lol:

Hugh_Janus
04-13-2022, 07:12 PM
shut up. Y'all aint my dad :hand:

PorkChopSandwiches
04-13-2022, 07:13 PM
:rofl:

Hugh_Janus
04-13-2022, 07:24 PM
oh yeah, motherfuckers thinking i'll be staying on because they booked waaaay too much work in after they didn't pay me the last time i worked overtime... see ya.

them: so what do I do with the work that's left?

me: idk, I'm going home. Not my problem

them: can you leave your toolbox open?

me: lol nope

DemonGeminiX
04-14-2022, 07:41 AM
One does not speak during David Gilmour's solos in Comfortably Numb, regardless of which recording it is. Likewise, one does not pause the music. It is an unpardonable sin to interrupt the deeply spiritual experience of David Gilmour's rock guitar perfection, an offense worthy of death by stoning... after the song has finished.

Teh One Who Knocks
04-14-2022, 09:56 AM
So wait, the feds are going to rescind Title 42 (a Covid order requiring that 'migrants' remain outside the United States while being processed) and let illegals flood across the border, BUT they extended the mask mandate on public transportation which covers airlines and busses because Covid? :confused:

:derp:

Hugh_Janus
04-14-2022, 08:44 PM
i hate how a rogue chilli can make you look a bit of a twat. I don't mind spicy stuff just as long as it doesn't take the piss and I mock people who can't eat hot food. Today, I had a slice of pizza and the first bite I had contained a chilli and let me tell you, that thing was no fucking joke. My mouth was on fire. I got laughed at when I had to have a minute to let the inferno subside before I could finish the rest of the slice (which had other chillies on it but they were nowhere near as spicy) but they still made fun of me :sad2:

KevinD
04-15-2022, 01:33 AM
i hate how a rogue chilli can make you look a bit of a twat. I don't mind spicy stuff just as long as it doesn't take the piss and I mock people who can't eat hot food. Today, I had a slice of pizza and the first bite I had contained a chilli and let me tell you, that thing was no fucking joke. My mouth was on fire. I got laughed at when I had to have a minute to let the inferno subside before I could finish the rest of the slice (which had other chillies on it but they were nowhere near as spicy) but they still made fun of me :sad2:

Don't ever, under any circumstances accept an invite to a Texas Chilli festival.

Godfather
04-15-2022, 01:35 AM
Buddy of mine is getting married this weekend. He and his girl are two of my favorite people but when it comes to life and planning or making decisions they're hilariously aloof and indecisive. Wedding is Saturday, this guy texts me and another dude the floor plan for his wedding Saturday and asks us to help with set-up (guess they went cheap and didn't get a planner).

Questions we've asked:
- How are decorations being delivered?
- When do you need us there?
- Who is helping us?
- There looks to be a room reset after the ceremony at 6, who is orchestrating that?


With less than 48 hours to go, he can answer none of these questions... and he's got two dudes who don't know the first fucking thing about wedding planning helping :lol: Why didn't they text our wives I'll never understand. Can't make this up... it's going to be a shit show, I plan to be very drunk.

DemonGeminiX
04-15-2022, 02:12 AM
Buddy of mine is getting married this weekend. He and his girl are two of my favorite people but when it comes to life and planning or making decisions they're hilariously aloof and indecisive. Wedding is Saturday, this guy texts me and another dude the floor plan for his wedding Saturday and asks us to help with set-up (guess they went cheap and didn't get a planner).

Questions we've asked:
- How are decorations being delivered?
- When do you need us there?
- Who is helping us?
- There looks to be a room reset after the ceremony at 6, who is orchestrating that?


With less than 48 hours to go, he can answer none of these questions... and he's got two dudes who don't know the first fucking thing about wedding planning helping :lol: Why didn't they text our wives I'll never understand. Can't make this up... it's going to be a shit show, I plan to be very drunk.

No no no no no! You have to stay functionally sober. We're going to need considerable details of the train wreck hilarity that ensues.

Godfather
04-15-2022, 02:41 AM
No no no no no! You have to stay functionally sober. We're going to need considerable details of the train wreck hilarity that ensues.

:lol:

We'll see, I have an 8am international flight the next morning too so either I lean into being obliterated or be a good boy for my flight, could go either way.

DemonGeminiX
04-17-2022, 10:30 AM
Happy Easter, y'all.

brah pitt
04-17-2022, 11:14 AM
Happy Easter, y'all.

Happy Easter.

DemonGeminiX
04-18-2022, 08:01 PM
SERENITY NOW, DAMMIT!!!! :rant:

lost in melb.
04-20-2022, 04:57 AM
My state at home:

Patrons will no longer have to show their vaccination status at any venue;

Check-ins will no longer be required at any venue;

Masks will no longer be required in schools, hospitality, retail or any events;

Close contacts of someone with COVID-19 will no longer have to quarantine. ...

All restrictions in hospitals, except for mask-wearing, will be removed.

Muddy
04-20-2022, 01:00 PM
My state at home:

Patrons will no longer have to show their vaccination status at any venue;

Check-ins will no longer be required at any venue;

Masks will no longer be required in schools, hospitality, retail or any events;

Close contacts of someone with COVID-19 will no longer have to quarantine. ...

All restrictions in hospitals, except for mask-wearing, will be removed.

That's a pretty extreme shift for you guys.

lost in melb.
04-20-2022, 02:35 PM
That's a pretty extreme shift for you guys.

It's actually been a gradual process. Just going by the science...

Muddy
04-20-2022, 02:38 PM
It's actually been a gradual process. Just going by the science...

https://i.imgur.com/s5wfHM7.jpg

lost in melb.
04-20-2022, 03:35 PM
:lol:

Hugh_Janus
04-20-2022, 06:35 PM
got offered a job last week, declined it because it was less money and longer commute... regretting the shit outta that decision now. Motherfucker

PorkChopSandwiches
04-20-2022, 06:45 PM
Oops

Pony
04-21-2022, 10:32 AM
Rough day yesterday, Moving a big fridge and the other guy let it go without warning, the furniture dolly kicked back and the wheel crammed all the toes on my foot over backward. Still not sure the second toe isn't broke. Then went to go deal with a dryer and table issue in a house, dryer needs replaced and went to fix the table. I was under it, sitting funny because my toes fucking hurt and the rachet slipped and swung around and tapped me under the eyebrow. Next thing I know I feel blood running down my face. Yep, split it open. Probably could have used a stitch.

Sure glad it's Friday.

Teh One Who Knocks
04-21-2022, 10:42 AM
Rough day yesterday, Moving a big fridge and the other guy let it go without warning, the furniture dolly kicked back and the wheel crammed all the toes on my foot over backward. Still not sure the second toe isn't broke. Then went to go deal with a dryer and table issue in a house, dryer needs replaced and went to fix the table. I was under it, sitting funny because my toes fucking hurt and the rachet slipped and swung around and tapped me under the eyebrow. Next thing I know I feel blood running down my face. Yep, split it open. Probably could have used a stitch.

Sure glad it's Friday.

Damn, that would be a bad week, never mind it all happening in one day. Hope you're okay bud. :(

lost in melb.
04-21-2022, 12:19 PM
got offered a job last week, declined it because it was less money and longer commute... regretting the shit outta that decision now. Motherfucker

so what was good about it??

lost in melb.
04-21-2022, 12:20 PM
Rough day yesterday, Moving a big fridge and the other guy let it go without warning, the furniture dolly kicked back and the wheel crammed all the toes on my foot over backward. Still not sure the second toe isn't broke. Then went to go deal with a dryer and table issue in a house, dryer needs replaced and went to fix the table. I was under it, sitting funny because my toes fucking hurt and the rachet slipped and swung around and tapped me under the eyebrow. Next thing I know I feel blood running down my face. Yep, split it open. Probably could have used a stitch.

Sure glad it's Friday.

Jesus, dude. Bad things come in threes, so look out :huh:

Pony
04-21-2022, 12:36 PM
Damn, that would be a bad week, never mind it all happening in one day. Hope you're okay bud. :(

I'll be fine as long as I don't walk or blink. :meh:


Jesus, dude. Bad things come in threes, so look out :huh:

Considering I had a shit whole week and 2 other non injury related things happened, I think I've hit my quota.

Hugh_Janus
04-21-2022, 05:43 PM
so what was good about it??

it isn't where I work now :lol:

lost in melb.
04-21-2022, 09:06 PM
:rofl:

KevinD
04-21-2022, 10:26 PM
Holy$%## are new vehicles expensive now. Helped my sis in law get a new micro suv. That's what she wanted. 2021 (yeah I know, but its literally brand new off the hauler) Ford EcoSport. I only paid a tad more for my Camaro 1le and less for my silverado ltz. Granted, the 1le was 15k less than msrp, and I bought the ltz used before covid, but still. Damned near 30k out the door for a decently optioned "entry" level car.

DemonGeminiX
04-22-2022, 01:38 AM
Holy$%## are new vehicles expensive now. Helped my sis in law get a new micro suv. That's what she wanted. 2021 (yeah I know, but its literally brand new off the hauler) Ford EcoSport. I only paid a tad more for my Camaro 1le and less for my silverado ltz. Granted, the 1le was 15k less than msrp, and I bought the ltz used before covid, but still. Damned near 30k out the door for a decently optioned "entry" level car.

It's because of "supply chain issues", or in other words, stupid economic policies. If you really want to shit your pants look at the used car market.

RBP
04-22-2022, 01:59 AM
There are two kinds of office-type men. Those walking in to work with the laptop backpack on one shoulder and those walking in with the backpack on two... like a scared little child.

lost in melb.
04-22-2022, 08:34 AM
It looks like Bill Murray is about to be cancelled. Some shocking stories though!

lost in melb.
04-22-2022, 08:35 AM
There are two kinds of office-type men. Those walking in to work with the laptop backpack on one shoulder and those walking in with the backpack on two... like a scared little child.

It's Mumma's cut lunch inside :hand:

Teh One Who Knocks
04-22-2022, 10:03 AM
It's because of "supply chain issues", or in other words, stupid economic policies. If you really want to shit your pants look at the used car market.

That's if you can find a used car. I drive past two huge car dealers on the way to the shop, one on either side of the road, and their lots have been basically empty for the last 2 years. They have a small smattering of cars and that's it. I would guess that their lots are at roughly 5 to 10 percent of full capacity.

DemonGeminiX
04-23-2022, 10:23 PM
TV show runners had no conception of supervillains back in the day. The X-Files only used Pusher twice and he died in the second episode. He could have kept coming back over and over again. He was a badass.

KevinD
04-24-2022, 12:17 AM
That's if you can find a used car. I drive past two huge car dealers on the way to the shop, one on either side of the road, and their lots have been basically empty for the last 2 years. They have a small smattering of cars and that's it. I would guess that their lots are at roughly 5 to 10 percent of full capacity.

I found the exact used car I wanted for me. Got a fantastic trade in due to the market

Teh One Who Knocks
04-25-2022, 11:37 AM
TV show runners had no conception of supervillains back in the day. The X-Files only used Pusher twice and he died in the second episode. He could have kept coming back over and over again. He was a badass.

What brought that on? :-k

DemonGeminiX
04-25-2022, 04:07 PM
What brought that on? :-k

I watched the Season 3 Pusher episode. Seriously, if it was done right, you could do an entire season with this guy alone as the big bad.

DemonGeminiX
04-25-2022, 04:38 PM
All the guitar channels on youtube are singing the praises of Nuno's guitar work on Pornograffitti from 1990. Now. In 2022.

Hugh_Janus
04-25-2022, 04:48 PM
It's because of "supply chain issues", or in other words, stupid economic policies. If you really want to shit your pants look at the used car market.

if I bought one of the cars I wanted last year, i could've made $13k+ by selling it now. Its going to be a while before I can get rid of my daily driver :meh:

PorkChopSandwiches
04-25-2022, 04:49 PM
All the guitar channels on youtube are singing the praises of Nuno's guitar work on Pornograffitti from 1990. Now. In 2022.

Oh, that was released on my bday :)

PorkChopSandwiches
04-25-2022, 04:50 PM
if I bought one of the cars I wanted last year, i could've made $13k+ by selling it now. Its going to be a while before I can get rid of my daily driver :meh:

My Volt was worth maybe 4k before covid, now 2 years later they are selling them for 15k :lol:

DemonGeminiX
04-25-2022, 04:54 PM
Oh, that was released on my bday :)

It was a fun album, and the guitar magazines were deservedly singing his praises back in the day, but it's just weird that they're digging it back up 32 years later. I bet Nuno's happy about it, but what does that say about the state of music today? As amazing as Tosin Abasi is, he and his band (Animals as Leaders) can't get any press whatsoever. It is sad.

Teh One Who Knocks
04-25-2022, 05:05 PM
Want to make your house stink and become uninhabitable for hours? Have someone cook one of those instant ramen bowls in the microwave and forget to add the water. Kid came downstairs last night to make food and I was on my way outside to take the new puppy outside. When I came back in, the most foul odor was in the air. I mean it was choking it was so bad. It made my eyes burn. We had to open all the windows and put fans in the windows to get fresh air in the house and it STILL stunk so bad. It took at least an hour before it was barely tolerable. And this morning when I got up for work, I could still smell it in the house.

KevinD
04-26-2022, 12:31 AM
Came here to post something. But after reading the above, once I finally caught my breath from laughing so hard, I forgot what I wanted to post.

lost in melb.
04-26-2022, 01:46 AM
Want to make your house stink and become uninhabitable for hours? Have someone cook one of those instant ramen bowls in the microwave and forget to add the water. Kid came downstairs last night to make food and I was on my way outside to take the new puppy outside. When I came back in, the most foul odor was in the air. I mean it was choking it was so bad. It made my eyes burn. We had to open all the windows and put fans in the windows to get fresh air in the house and it STILL stunk so bad. It took at least an hour before it was barely tolerable. And this morning when I got up for work, I could still smell it in the house.

https://media1.giphy.com/media/zWaxV53VG56Vk9wnzn/giphy.gif?cid=790b76116b2494246fe812348f8446365fcd 0e2d0ee3334f&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Hugh_Janus
04-26-2022, 06:18 PM
why the fuck does my accent sound so fuckin retarded :facepalm:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1518304126781865988

lost in melb.
04-26-2022, 07:12 PM
why the fuck does my accent sound so fuckin retarded :facepalm:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1518304126781865988

Accent? Are you trying to tell me they were speaking english? :-s

Muddy
04-26-2022, 07:46 PM
why the fuck does my accent sound so fuckin retarded :facepalm:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1518304126781865988

Does your shoulder still hurt?

DemonGeminiX
04-26-2022, 10:33 PM
Accent? Are you trying to tell me they were speaking english? :-s

English is Mush's second language.

DemonGeminiX
04-26-2022, 10:37 PM
https://twitter.com/i/status/1518304126781865988

:shock: He's just walking around like nothing with whatever the hell that was plunged into his shoulder, and he didn't want to go get it taken care of by a medical professional? That dude is hard as fuckin' granite.

Pony
04-26-2022, 11:29 PM
:shock: He's just walking around like nothing with whatever the hell that was plunged into his shoulder, and he didn't want to go get it taken care of by a medical professional? That dude is hard as fuckin' granite.

I think he will just go home and cut little holes in all his shirts.

DemonGeminiX
04-27-2022, 12:39 AM
I think he will just go home and cut little holes in all his shirts.

Could use it as a coat hanger.

Pony
04-27-2022, 10:40 AM
Had two bad dreams last night, both were about impending doom. Maybe I should just stay home today.....

Teh One Who Knocks
04-27-2022, 10:43 AM
Had two bad dreams last night, both were about impending doom. Maybe I should just stay home today.....

Do you need a Cry Room? Or do you need someone to bring over some puppies or kittens to play with for awhile?

Pony
04-27-2022, 10:53 AM
Do you need a Cry Room? Or do you need someone to bring over some puppies or kittens to play with for awhile?

:-k

Can I have puppies in the cry room?

Teh One Who Knocks
04-27-2022, 10:55 AM
:-k

Can I have puppies in the cry room?

Of course :tup:

Pony
04-27-2022, 11:22 AM
:dance::woot:

Muddy
04-27-2022, 01:16 PM
:lol:

lost in melb.
04-27-2022, 02:42 PM
:-k

Can I have puppies in the cry room?


Of course :tup:

Can I have an invite? :-k

Teh One Who Knocks
04-27-2022, 02:48 PM
Can I have an invite? :-k

:umno:

Muddy
04-27-2022, 03:09 PM
What if he puts his shoes back on?

Teh One Who Knocks
04-27-2022, 03:10 PM
What if he puts his shoes back on?

:-k






























No.

Muddy
04-27-2022, 03:11 PM
:obama:

DemonGeminiX
04-27-2022, 04:26 PM
Had two bad dreams last night, both were about impending doom. Maybe I should just stay home today.....

:-k

Impending doom and welsh guys walking around with coat pegs hanging out of their backs?

DemonGeminiX
04-28-2022, 01:32 AM
It really didn't feel like Wednesday.

KevinD
04-28-2022, 02:59 AM
Was it? I lose track of days when I'm off. I'm honestly surprised I haven't missed the right day to travel back to work.

Godfather
04-28-2022, 05:46 AM
Hey fellas, hope everyone is doing well!

Back from a busy week and a half. Had a wedding Saturday before last, then got up at 4am on Sunday (ouch :lol: ) to fly to Austin with my wife for a vacation.

Friday, still on our trip, I started feeling just wiped and not good. A bunch of people at the wedding (12/70 total!) were testing positive for covid so I had a feeling. We did a couple of rapid tests and they came back negative but we flew home a day early anyways because I was coming down with something and didn't want to wait another day to travel. Turned out to be a good call because Saturday I woke up full blown sick and both of us tested positive. I've been laid out on the couch the last few days. Basically it's just been a bad cold/flu, except way more tired than a cold, and I can't smell or taste. My wife felt crummy just for a day and then was fine, it's odd how it hit us so differently. Honestly it's a relief to have it over with. We had covid in October too (also after a wedding) but I presume this time was omicron which everyone is just going to get seeing how easily it spreads.

Feeling better now except taste/smell. That's been a drag but on the plus I haven't had junk food or booze in almost a week since it's no fun to eat! :lol:

Anyways, didn't ruin the trip, still had a great time. Austin is a cool city, good shopping, great weather, unreal food everywhere you go and way better nightlife than Vancouver. Not sure I'd go back, once is enough with so many other places on my bucket list, but it's a cool spot all the same.

DemonGeminiX
04-28-2022, 06:27 AM
Glad y'all had a great time. I hope you feel better and your taste/smell returns soon.

Teh One Who Knocks
04-28-2022, 11:00 AM
But I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand
Miles to fall down at your door

Teh One Who Knocks
04-30-2022, 11:37 AM
https://i.imgur.com/Gcxqk6Ph.jpeg

This morning in the sky from my back yard...Jupiter on the left and Venus on the right.

lost in melb.
04-30-2022, 07:35 PM
:-k






























No.

:sad2:

KevinD
04-30-2022, 10:22 PM
Not looking forward to going back to work. Its going to be hot af already. The summers out in WTX are going to be what causes me to retire.

DemonGeminiX
05-01-2022, 12:21 AM
I can't stop thinking about the Roko Basilisk thought experiment. I would hate it if something like that would actually come into existence and I would do everything in my power to stop it from happening...


... wait... oh shit...

Hugh_Janus
05-01-2022, 07:56 PM
if the universe is flat, then how high is up? :-k

lost in melb.
05-01-2022, 11:07 PM
:-k

KevinD
05-02-2022, 02:58 AM
Heading out tomoto San Antonio to visit my youngest daughter, then leave from there Tues to go back to work in Odessa. Its been an eventful days off. Finally got to hang out in person with my best buddy. Haven't seen him in person since pre covid. He has lung issues, so we've been careful to not expose him unnecessarily.

Oh, and will be first long road trip in New car.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-02-2022, 11:36 AM
I can't stop thinking about the Roko Basilisk thought experiment. I would hate it if something like that would actually come into existence and I would do everything in my power to stop it from happening...


... wait... oh shit...

:snapout:


if the universe is flat, then how high is up? :-k

The same distance as down, just in the opposite direction :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-02-2022, 11:36 AM
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3201-Peachtree-St-Sarasota-FL-34231/47501339_zpid/

Is this where the Jetsons live? :shock:

KevinD
05-02-2022, 12:43 PM
I actually dig it. Dunno that I'd live there, but its cool baby.

Muddy
05-02-2022, 02:04 PM
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3201-Peachtree-St-Sarasota-FL-34231/47501339_zpid/

Is this where the Jetsons live? :shock:

Sarasota is a cool city..

PorkChopSandwiches
05-02-2022, 04:18 PM
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3201-Peachtree-St-Sarasota-FL-34231/47501339_zpid/

Is this where the Jetsons live? :shock:

My wife would lose her shit for that house

Teh One Who Knocks
05-02-2022, 04:28 PM
My wife would lose her shit for that house

:lol: Why?

PorkChopSandwiches
05-02-2022, 04:34 PM
She loves that style

We have this kitchen table and chairs, but the chairs are glitter white :)

https://secure.img1-fg.wfcdn.com/im/62308352/resize-h445%5Ecompr-r85/3628/36283888/Brilliana+4+-+Person+Dining+Set.jpg

Teh One Who Knocks
05-02-2022, 04:35 PM
Ah, she's into the 50's style retro look.

PorkChopSandwiches
05-02-2022, 04:36 PM
Yes

Muddy
05-02-2022, 04:49 PM
She wears the beehive hair-do as well.

PorkChopSandwiches
05-02-2022, 04:53 PM
yes and rocket titty bras

https://images.bonanzastatic.com/afu/images/ba95/1122/c2f2_8311925001/s-l1600.jpg

Muddy
05-02-2022, 04:53 PM
And got a bush the size of a yield sign..

PorkChopSandwiches
05-02-2022, 04:55 PM
From nips to ankles

Muddy
05-02-2022, 04:59 PM
:lol:

DemonGeminiX
05-02-2022, 05:47 PM
Stacey Abrams has said that she'll repeal Constitutional Carry if elected Governor. That gap-toothed fat bitch isn't getting elected to jack shit.

deebakes
05-03-2022, 12:32 AM
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3201-Peachtree-St-Sarasota-FL-34231/47501339_zpid/

Is this where the Jetsons live? :shock:


I actually dig it. Dunno that I'd live there, but its cool baby.

same :lol:

Godfather
05-03-2022, 02:59 AM
I actually dig it. Dunno that I'd live there, but its cool baby.

I kinda like it too, wouldn't want to live there but it would be fun to rent for a vacation.

DemonGeminiX
05-03-2022, 01:54 PM
Show me the power, child
I'd like to say
That I'm down on my knees today
Yeah, it gives me the butterflies
Gives me away
'til I'm up on my feet again

Hey, I'm feelin'
Oh I'm feelin'
Outshined
Outshined
Outshined
Outshined

Muddy
05-03-2022, 02:09 PM
Rockin' early !

DemonGeminiX
05-04-2022, 06:31 AM
May the 4th be with y'all.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-04-2022, 10:27 AM
May the 4th be with y'all.

https://i.imgur.com/fJ7BipG.jpeg

Teh One Who Knocks
05-04-2022, 10:45 AM
Wife has been on me for quite awhile to take time off and she would really like to take a vacation. Logistically it just hasn't been feasible to be away for all that long, mostly because of the dogs, especially since my dad's medical issues and then his passing. When he was living with us before the stroke, we could go away and know that he was home to take care of the dogs. But with him gone and with the kid in school, it just didn't work out. And the timing with work never seemed to work out. So finally, with the kid graduating here in just a few more weeks and no sign that she will be moving out terribly soon, looking in to scheduling a vacation this late summer/early fall.

Pony
05-04-2022, 11:26 AM
Any ideas on where you would like to go?

Teh One Who Knocks
05-04-2022, 11:29 AM
Any ideas on where you would like to go?

She's never been out of the country so I wanted to look into doing something like that so I did some research into some trips to Europe. Surprisingly, prices are pretty cheap, so I came up with 6 choices and then asked her to narrow them down. I gave her the choices of Rome, Budapest, Bucharest, Helsinki, Athens, and Reykjavik. She narrowed it down in order of her preference to: Reykjavik, Athens, and Helsinki.

Pony
05-04-2022, 11:43 AM
She's never been out of the country so I wanted to look into doing something like that so I did some research into some trips to Europe. Surprisingly, prices are pretty cheap, so I came up with 6 choices and then asked her to narrow them down. I gave her the choices of Rome, Budapest, Bucharest, Helsinki, Athens, and Reykjavik. She narrowed it down in order of her preference to: Reykjavik, Athens, and Helsinki.

Wow, that's a pretty non traditional list for a first time Europe trip, most do England, Paris, ETC. I like your choices!

Teh One Who Knocks
05-04-2022, 11:49 AM
Wow, that's a pretty non traditional list for a first time Europe trip, most do England, Paris, ETC. I like your choices!

I was lucky enough to go to Europe 3 times when one of my buddies from back in high school way back in the day was stationed in Holland when he was in the Air Force. Of the list I gave the wife, the only one I have been to was Rome. I wanted to try and pick places that wouldn't be overly tourist-y (although Rome and Athens most likely would be). I didn't ask the wife her thoughts on Paris (I've been there) or England (haven't been, but I do want to some day).

DemonGeminiX
05-04-2022, 12:22 PM
Do y'all need to get passports? If so, you may want to jump on doing that now. I think the wait times have increased significantly since before Covid.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-04-2022, 12:23 PM
Do y'all need to get passports? If so, you may want to jump on doing that now. I think the wait times have increased significantly since before Covid.

She needs to get one and I need to get mine renewed. And because mine is so old, I need to go through the whole process again. :meh: But the trip wouldn't be until probably September, so we have some time to get that done.

DemonGeminiX
05-04-2022, 12:29 PM
The department of state website is saying that the processing time is 8 - 11 weeks. Yes, I know you said September, and yes, I know it's May, but as a professional procrastinator, I know all too well how time and deadlines can just slip right past you.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-04-2022, 12:32 PM
The department of state website is saying that the processing time is 8 - 11 weeks. Yes, I know you said September, and yes, I know it's May, but as a professional procrastinator, I know all too well how time and deadlines can just slip right past you.

Expedited is only 5 to 7 weeks. If it gets to the point where it could be dicey, I would just pay the extra $60 for the expedited service. Vacay is still in the planning stages though, so it's not a done deal yet. Still may not happen, all depends on the wife.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-04-2022, 01:44 PM
I didn't think getting an appointment to get a passport would be such a pain in the ass :wha: I was starting to get worried because nowhere nearby had any appointments until mid-July at the earliest. Luckily a Post Office in a small suburb about 15 miles away has appointments this month, so I went ahead and scheduled it. It's in the middle of the day so both the wife and I will have to take time off work to do it, but it was basically the only option available. I think even if the vacation doesn't happen this year, I'll go ahead and get the passports done regardless just so we have them.

Muddy
05-04-2022, 01:58 PM
I've denied your application. :hand:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-04-2022, 02:11 PM
I haven't filed it yet :nono:

Muddy
05-04-2022, 03:02 PM
They sound like some great places to visit.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-04-2022, 03:11 PM
They sound like some great places to visit.

I thought so too, definitely something different rather than like Pony mentioned, the standard Paris or London trip to Europe that most people take.

Muddy
05-04-2022, 03:24 PM
I thought so too, definitely something different rather than like Pony mentioned, the standard Paris or London trip to Europe that most people take.

Hey yeah, But my wife is hot on the France thing... 1-2 days in Paris and then off to the French countryside.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-04-2022, 03:42 PM
Hey yeah, But my wife is hot on the France thing... 1-2 days in Paris and then off to the French countryside.

France is okay, I spent most of the time I was there in Paris, and France is a pretty big country, but I dunno, it just wasn't for me. Paris is cool to a point, but I dunno if I would want to tour the French countryside or not.

Muddy
05-04-2022, 03:44 PM
France is okay, I spent most of the time I was there in Paris, and France is a pretty big country, but I dunno, it just wasn't for me. Paris is cool to a point, but I dunno if I would want to tour the French countryside or not.

She's all into the 300 year old mansions that are being renovated.

PorkChopSandwiches
05-04-2022, 03:44 PM
Hey yeah, But my wife is hot on the France thing... 1-2 days in Paris and then off to the French countryside.

Its a cesspool of arab homeless people now

Teh One Who Knocks
05-04-2022, 04:19 PM
Its a cesspool of arab homeless people now

I would not be surprised if Paris is full of Arab immigrants now. It was more than 25 years ago since I was there and in that time, a lot of refugees poured into France from Arab countries, mostly from North Africa I believe.

Muddy
05-04-2022, 04:57 PM
Sounds dreamy ! :lol:

Hugh_Janus
05-04-2022, 05:51 PM
She's all into the 300 year old mansions that are being renovated.why is she into the new builds? :-k

Muddy
05-04-2022, 06:24 PM
why is she into the new builds? :-k

She's not.. She likes the old mansions that have a history and charm.

Hugh_Janus
05-04-2022, 07:40 PM
just thought i was being funny implying a 300 year old house was a new build seeing there are a metric fuckton of old ass 500+ year old buildings aboot :sad2:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-04-2022, 07:44 PM
just thought i was being funny implying a 300 year old house was a new build seeing there are a metric fuckton of old ass 500+ year old buildings aboot :sad2:

I knew what you were saying and I thought it was funny :empathy:

Hugh_Janus
05-04-2022, 07:46 PM
also, did you know that if you got $100000 every day since jesus was born, you'd still have less money than elon musk

Muddy
05-04-2022, 08:25 PM
just thought i was being funny implying a 300 year old house was a new build seeing there are a metric fuckton of old ass 500+ year old buildings aboot :sad2:

Ahh !! Very good... :lol:

Muddy
05-04-2022, 08:30 PM
Here's one she follows and wants to visit.

https://chateaugudanes.com/home

Pony
05-04-2022, 11:46 PM
also, did you know that if you got $100000 every day since jesus was born, you'd still have less money than elon musk

I'm not greedy, I'd be just fine with $100,000 since I was born.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-05-2022, 12:14 PM
I'm not greedy, I'd be just fine with $100,000 since I was born.

That is greedy :hand: I'd be happy with just $10K every day since I was born.

Muddy
05-05-2022, 01:43 PM
That is greedy :hand: I'd be happy with just $10K every day since I was born.

I'll settle for 40 acres and a mule.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-05-2022, 01:51 PM
I'll settle for 40 acres and a mule.

What about some magic beans instead? :-k

Muddy
05-05-2022, 02:00 PM
What about some magic beans instead? :-k

I'm too old to climb that thing !

Teh One Who Knocks
05-05-2022, 02:07 PM
I'm too old to climb that thing !

Climb! :x

Muddy
05-05-2022, 02:08 PM
ok. :coat:

Hugh_Janus
05-05-2022, 05:50 PM
i think i have an ear infection, it itches like a motherfucker in there, but my god, scratching that itch is one of the most satisfying sensations ive ever experienced :wank:

deebakes
05-06-2022, 02:25 AM
ewwww

lost in melb.
05-06-2022, 03:53 AM
I'm too old to climb that thing !


https://youtu.be/5eghzj9jlQg

Muddy
05-06-2022, 05:40 PM
https://youtu.be/5eghzj9jlQg

Good for him !

KevinD
05-08-2022, 10:26 PM
Tired af. I don't even want to look at my timesheet and see how many hours I've logged in 5 days.

deebakes
05-09-2022, 12:30 AM
120?

KevinD
05-09-2022, 12:50 AM
Not quite. 72 in 5 days, and there's still 4 more hrs today if my phone rings.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-09-2022, 10:38 AM
It's going to be a long day.

Hugh_Janus
05-09-2022, 07:50 PM
Not quite. 72 in 5 days, and there's still 4 more hrs today if my phone rings.
god damn slacker

Pony
05-09-2022, 11:35 PM
I drive 70 miles home on Sundays to do laundry, shop and see mom and dad. Started my mainland car up and heard one of the pulleys making noise, gave it a bit of gas and it quieted down, drove home then went back out to run errands. Every time I started it it got louder and longer lasting. Found a tire and brake shop that was still open at 4:30 on a Sunday, asked if they did other mechanical and left it with them as I was afraid to attempt the drive back up to work.

Called Dad for a ride, then asked him to steal his only car to get back to work this morning. Anyway, The A/C compressor bearing went out, probably would have smoked the belt driving it any longer. Gonna cost $900 bucks to fix but they can have it done by tomorrow. Dads gonna pick it up, then I'll skip out of here early Wed and drive back to swap cars as he needs his back for a trip to S Carolina Thurs.

Always an adventure. Sure I'm dumping another $900 into a 2003 Odyssey van with 185k on it but with used car prices ridiculously high right now I figure its worth it. Been a good van to me.

Muddy
05-10-2022, 01:58 PM
Im still backed up. I'll be popping in and out from time to time but cant get too deep right now.

lost in melb.
05-10-2022, 02:34 PM
I just started work again this morning after 2 week break.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-11-2022, 09:49 AM
Man I haven't been able to sleep much lately.

DemonGeminiX
05-11-2022, 10:46 AM
Worried?

Teh One Who Knocks
05-11-2022, 11:10 AM
I dunno what it is, but it's beyond annoying.

DemonGeminiX
05-11-2022, 11:25 AM
Are you still exercising?

Teh One Who Knocks
05-11-2022, 11:29 AM
No, I haven't been because of the new puppy. But as soon as she's old enough to not need supervision (she's pretty close now) I'm going to get back into it. School is done for the kid after today, so she'll be home to look after the dog too, so I should be able to start back up soon.

DemonGeminiX
05-11-2022, 11:34 AM
No, I haven't been because of the new puppy. But as soon as she's old enough to not need supervision (she's pretty close now) I'm going to get back into it. School is done for the kid after today, so she'll be home to look after the dog too, so I should be able to start back up soon.

Get back into it as soon as you can. It does help.

New puppy? :-k

Teh One Who Knocks
05-11-2022, 11:41 AM
Get back into it as soon as you can. It does help.

New puppy? :-k

The one we got a few months ago? Daisy? She's about 6 months old now....maybe closer to 7 months.

Pony
05-11-2022, 11:43 AM
I drive 70 miles home on Sundays to do laundry, shop and see mom and dad. Started my mainland car up and heard one of the pulleys making noise, gave it a bit of gas and it quieted down, drove home then went back out to run errands. Every time I started it it got louder and longer lasting. Found a tire and brake shop that was still open at 4:30 on a Sunday, asked if they did other mechanical and left it with them as I was afraid to attempt the drive back up to work.

Called Dad for a ride, then asked him to steal his only car to get back to work this morning. Anyway, The A/C compressor bearing went out, probably would have smoked the belt driving it any longer. Gonna cost $900 bucks to fix but they can have it done by tomorrow. Dads gonna pick it up, then I'll skip out of here early Wed and drive back to swap cars as he needs his back for a trip to S Carolina Thurs.

Always an adventure. Sure I'm dumping another $900 into a 2003 Odyssey van with 185k on it but with used car prices ridiculously high right now I figure its worth it. Been a good van to me.

Well, the vans done, Dad picked it up last evening. He says the air isn't cold. :banghead:. Now I have to drive 70 miles home, give him his car back,, go argue with the shop and either leave it and try and find a ride 70 miles back to work, or take it and deal with it later.


Man I haven't been able to sleep much lately.

Me either on worknights, but it's because all the other kids staying down here in housing are from Columbia and are keeping the temp at 70F. Then they cook dinner at 8 or 9PM and it turns into an oven down here. Using a fan to sleep makes me feel like I'm in an air fryer. I'm soaked in sweat and crispy on the outside this morning.

DemonGeminiX
05-11-2022, 11:44 AM
The one we got a few months ago? Daisy? She's about 6 months old now....maybe closer to 7 months.

Oh yeah, that's right. Forgot all about it.

My computer's telling me I have to reboot for updates to be installed. I though Windows 10 was gonna put an end to that. BBIAB.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-11-2022, 11:50 AM
Well, the vans done, Dad picked it up last evening. He says the air isn't cold. :banghead:. Now I have to drive 70 miles home, give him his car back,, go argue with the shop and either leave it and try and find a ride 70 miles back to work, or take it and deal with it later.

Not enough cold air? Having a/c is racist you colonizer! :x


Me either on worknights, but it's because all the other kids staying down here in housing are from Columbia and are keeping the temp at 70F. Then they cook dinner at 8 or 9PM and it turns into an oven down here. Using a fan to sleep makes me feel like I'm in an air fryer. I'm soaked in sweat and crispy on the outside this morning.

Turn the a/c down colder and tell them to put a sweatshirt on if they're cold :lol:


Oh yeah, that's right. Forgot all about it.

My computer's telling me I have to reboot for updates to be installed. I though Windows 10 was gonna put an end to that. BBIAB.

I just had to do that same exact thing.

Muddy
05-11-2022, 12:43 PM
Morning hello... backed up as you know what.

DemonGeminiX
05-11-2022, 12:49 PM
Morning hello... backed up as you know what.

:-k

You know they make stuff to help with that: enemas, laxatives, fiber supplements...

Muddy
05-11-2022, 12:51 PM
I knew that was coming.. :rimshot:

Teh One Who Knocks
05-11-2022, 05:19 PM
Used the McD's app for curbside pick-up over the weekend and it is awesome I have to say. Wife wanted McD's breakfast so we just ordered stuff for all 3 of us on the app and I went to go pick it up. I was at first just going to pick it up at the drive-thru but when I got to McD's (it's like 3 minutes from my house) the drive-thru was INSANE. So the app knew I was there and asked how I wanted to pick up my order and I chose curbside. Parked, entered the spot number I was parked in (I was the only one at mobile pick-up) and waited. I was there maybe 2 or 3 minutes when she came out with my food while the drive thru line barely moved. It was awesome. Plus there was a 20% discount for using the app and choosing pick-up for your order. Worked great all the way around.

:tup:

lost in melb.
05-11-2022, 05:25 PM
Did you get those fluffy hotcakes?

Teh One Who Knocks
05-11-2022, 05:26 PM
Did you get those fluffy hotcakes?

Sausage McMuffin :nono:

lost in melb.
05-11-2022, 05:30 PM
Sausage McMuffin :nono:

Never tried it :d

Teh One Who Knocks
05-11-2022, 05:38 PM
Never tried it :d

:beatdown:

PorkChopSandwiches
05-11-2022, 05:53 PM
Its there one edible menu item, aside from the fries

Teh One Who Knocks
05-11-2022, 06:11 PM
Its there one edible menu item, aside from the fries

McD's has the best fast food breakfast.

PorkChopSandwiches
05-11-2022, 06:16 PM
Im kinda over all fast food at this point. I dont know if across the board the quality went down, but even the places I used to think were great, all seem to be garbage now. Which is fine, means I eat less crap.

Teh One Who Knocks
05-11-2022, 06:19 PM
I don't go very often and the only reason I went this time was because the wife wanted it and it was Mother's Day, so yeah.

DemonGeminiX
05-11-2022, 11:31 PM
Im kinda over all fast food at this point. I dont know if across the board the quality went down, but even the places I used to think were great, all seem to be garbage now. Which is fine, means I eat less crap.

I never realized how salty it all really was until I stopped eating it then went for it years afterwards.

Pony
05-12-2022, 12:26 AM
Mcdonalds bacon egg cheese bagel and sausage McGriddle.