Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Hal-9000]

:tup:

Have you got it hooked up and running?

verdict?

too damn big?

like watching a tennis game?

[RBP]

I have so much schoolwork to do :|

[Hal-9000]

16:10 ratio monitors are hard to find, especially at reasonable prices. There were many that cost way more but weren't as nice as the Dell. Plus, Hal shamed me into buying it because I was looking at a lot less expensive monitor.

shamed you?

:lol: piss off, I do occasionally read back in threads you know

what a weeee-ner

[Teh One Who Knocks]

why blah? :| are you running dual monitors now?

No :hand:


Have you got it hooked up and running?

verdict?

too damn big?

like watching a tennis game?

It's HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUge and totally awesome 8-)


I have so much schoolwork to do :|

Screw it :banana:


shamed you?

:lol: piss off, I do occasionally read back in threads you know

what a weeee-ner

Oh, you saw that did you? :shifty:

[Hal-9000]

I happy that you're happy dude :thumbsup:

did you tweak the brightness or contrast? Maybe touch the RGB bars?

Dell typically ships them at one million brightness and 75 contrast :lol:

Contrast is spot on, they can stand to go down to 31 brightness.I have mine at 50 brightness..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I happy that you're happy dude :thumbsup:

did you tweak the brightness or contrast? Maybe touch the RGB bars?

Dell typically ships them at one million brightness and 75 contrast :lol:

Contrast is spot on, they can stand to go down to 31 brightness.I have mine at 50 brightness..

Didn't tweak anything, looks absolutely phenomenal...just checked the brightness, it's at 75 :lol:

[Hal-9000]

The knobs who calibrate for photo work insist on 75 contrast, 31 brightness and then tweak the RGB color scheme way down. R - 79, G - 77, B - 78...or something similar.

Dell happens to hit the correct colors pretty closely without tweaking.I tried the above and it was way too dark and washed out.I dropped the brightness because after a few emails, my retinas were glowing :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It does seem pretty bright :lol:

[RBP]

RBP does seem pretty bright :lol:

Awwwww thanks Lance!

[Hal-9000]

It does seem pretty bright :lol:

Headaches...eye strain, it can happen because of that.Other companies like Acer, LG, HP, typically use those cheap TN panels and crank the brightness up to a thousand :lol: Our Dells have the IPS panels which give that beautiful contrast in games and movies.

It's funny how related the brightness and contrast are to the color accuracy.Those cheaper monitors have overly vibrant colors which is attractive for web sites and gaming....very tough on your eyes for reading text.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Awwwww thanks Lance!

:slap:


Headaches...eye strain, it can happen because of that.Other companies like Acer, LG, HP, typically use those cheap TN panels crank the brightness up to a thousand :lol: Our Dells have the IPS panels which give that beautiful contrast in games and movies.

It's funny how related the brightness and contrast are to the color accuracy.Those cheaper monitors have overly vibrant colors which is attractive for web sites and gaming....very tough on your eyes for reading text.

Everything about it is perfect...I'm spoiled now. So much space on the monitor, it's huge. So glad I got the 16:10 over the 16:9 ratio

[Hal-9000]

That bitch is made for gaming.If you don't buy at least one game and install (from this century) you'll have to turn in your man card.

I bet MW3 is about 40 bucks down there..........dooooooo eeeeeeet :face:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That bitch is made for gaming.If you don't buy at least one game and install (from this century) you'll have to turn in your man card.

I bet MW3 is about 40 bucks down there..........dooooooo eeeeeeet :face:

http://i.imgur.com/CXVG8.jpg

:tup:

[Hal-9000]

:wank:

http://i.imgur.com/2XZ6W.jpg

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/CXVG8.jpg

:tup:

A 24 inch Dell Ultrasharp monitor with a 16:10 ratio and you soil it with MINESWEEPER????????

:facepalm: I'm calling the FBI and remember it's for your own good.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's not like I have it on the easiest setting :nono:

[Hal-9000]

Elder Scrolls Skyrim...an open world exploration game where you make up a guy, walk around where ever you like and collect shit and kill things :lol: There is no finishing a game like this.

I have this game sitting right beside me now and I'm scared to install it :lol: I have to get up early tomorrow...


screen (not on maximum eye candy settings)


http://i.imgur.com/5i1Zu.jpg

[Godfather]

Fuck man... traffic has blown all week. We get 4 weeks of summer and 2 weeks of fall in this city and the rest of the year it fuggin' rains.

And yet, in that 6 weeks, every idiot in town forgets what it's like to drive in shitty weather...

[Hal-9000]

Fuck man... traffic has blown all week. We get 4 weeks of summer and 2 weeks of fall in this city and the rest of the year it fuggin' rains.

And yet, in that 6 weeks, every idiot in town forgets what it's like to drive in shitty weather...

rains???

don't ever drive east dude, you'll shit :lol:

[Godfather]

Dude rain is fucked here. We get 1300, sometimes 1500+ mm of precipitation a year. Calgary gets what, 450? :lol:

Snow sucks but rain isn't a cake-walk either. I basically drive home by memory the rain is so bad a lot of the time :lol:

[RBP]

Elder Scrolls Skyrim.

I was watching a chick on cam today who said that rather than buy skyrim she was just going fuck someone for it because "she loves getting free shit." :lol:

[Godfather]

I was watching a chick on cam today who said that rather than buy skyrim she was just going fuck someone for it because "she loves getting free shit." :lol:

:lol: Does she really not see 'getting free shit' as having a HUGE Astrix beside it because she whored herself out :lol:

[Jezter]

I

I'll only take sound recordings of a guy peeing in a Pepsi bottle.


The track is titled "ode de toilette" or "Finnish hearts breaking".

Tread carefully, motherfuckers! :x

[JoeyB]

Dude rain is fucked here. We get 1300, sometimes 1500+ mm of precipitation a year. Calgary gets what, 450? :lol:

Snow sucks but rain isn't a cake-walk either. I basically drive home by memory the rain is so bad a lot of the time :lol:

Millimeters? How dare you pollute the forum with that crap~!!


Tread carefully, motherfuckers! :x

So noted.

[redred]

i think i had about 2 nights worth of sleep last night my new mattress is great

[DemonGeminiX]

Damn it! I got on a different channel to get away from these assholes, now they all switched their freakin' channel to the one I'm using.

:x

[DemonGeminiX]

I can't wait for these idiots to figure out how to change channels.

:roll:

[KevinD]

Hmm, feeling a bit out of sorts today. Thinking of heading home early.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hmm, feeling a bit out of sorts today. Thinking of heading home early.

It's barely 9:30 :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn it! I got on a different channel to get away from these assholes, now they all switched their freakin' channel to the one I'm using.

:x


I can't wait for these idiots to figure out how to change channels.

:roll:

:-k

[KevinD]

It's barely 9:30 :-s


Ah, but, I get paid either way, so would rather be home snuggled up. Besides, It's 10:30 here, lol

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I am going to kill someone before this day is over :|

[Jezter]

I am going to kill someone before this day is over :|

How about the Supercommittee?

[RBP]

:lol: Does she really not see 'getting free shit' as having a HUGE Astrix beside it because she whored herself out :lol:

Technicality :hand:

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I am going to kill someone before this day is over :|

Not only am I going to need to fucking kill someone today, I might still have to come into work tomorrow morning instead of having the fucking day off :|

[Muddy]

How about the Supercommittee?

Mark Warner is on that committee... He's no dummy... He was the best governor we've had in a long long time...

[Noilly Pratt]

I found out that because I fixed a problem with our licensing agreement with a certain software last year, it almost certainly put the rest of the firm World-Wide on its radar. :huh:

And now we're asked to do a self-audit (company wide) and if not accepted, then an actual audit will commence with major fines comin' down - which happened about 7 years ago they tell me. I was in on the Canada-wide call.

Lil' old shit disturber me....:mrgreen:

[Leefro]

I just realised I am a year older :(

[Hal-9000]

I just realised I am a year older :(

HAPPY BIRTHDAY?

[Leefro]

That's kind of you :)

[Hal-9000]

Well dammit man we need to do something special if it's the day you were calved...


let me think.........okay, got it :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I just realised I am a year older :(

Every day you are a year older than you were 365 days ago :nono:

[Hal-9000]

TOM HANKS : A picture tribute to one the world's greatest actors :)


http://i.imgur.com/T4vkF.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:cheers:

[Leefro]

Every day you are a year older than you were 365 days ago :nono:

Every day you are a DAY older than yesterday

[Hal-9000]

oooh look! :)




http://i.imgur.com/whz7M.jpg

[Leefro]

TOM HANKS : A picture tribute to one the world's greatest actors :)


http://i.imgur.com/T4vkF.jpg

I don't mind looking at him tbf it's just when he opens his gob ;)

[Hal-9000]

:face:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd420MYpGek

[Teh One Who Knocks]

oooh look! :)




http://i.imgur.com/whz7M.jpg

:lmao:

[Leefro]

:face:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd420MYpGek


Voted by people that hire him

No grounds for any awards

[Hal-9000]

Lee was Kip on Bosom Buddies...that's why he's pissed







:lol: :lol:

[Leefro]

oooh look! :)




http://i.imgur.com/whz7M.jpg

That would be from The Money Pit ?

[Hal-9000]

That would be about 20 sizes too large :lol:


I don't know Lee...it's kinda hurts me to do that to you..

[Hal-9000]

excellent method actor :thumbsup:





http://i.imgur.com/AfPLg.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/LW3S0.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/7O0DZ.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/qg4Bm.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shock:

[Hal-9000]

Alex Trebec is a total dick :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:hater:

[Hal-9000]

Yes.

He is so arrogant and has no sense of humor.If a contestant makes a little quip, he admonishes them and then tries to sound self important while belittling them.
It's always easy to be the smartest guy in the room when you have all of the answers right in your hand :x


he's a total knob

[Hal-9000]

I'd love to be a contestant and make it to Final Jeopardy.I'd bet every cent I had and then right down - Alex sucks cock and likes wearing bras

they'd have to scrap the show

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's because he's smarter than those idiots...they deserve to be mocked :hand:

[Hal-9000]

During the interview portion it would go like this...

Alex - Ok hal why don't you tell us a little about yourself?

hal - Alex you conceited self righteous prick! Why don't you stick your tongue up my ass and sing Oh Canada into my prostate gland? I phrased that in the form of a question so eat my cum stained thong you pompous wiener smoker.


He makes me embarrassed to be a Canadian and that's saying a lot.You've met GF and seen Celine Dion...this is serious :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

:chill:

[Hal-9000]

Pat Sajak is pretty cool


:oops:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

He's a douche :hand:

[Hal-9000]

:lol: oh no...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMghvnqDhT8&feature=related

[Hal-9000]

He's a douche :hand:


:shock:



You be quiet now.Pat Sajak makes me mental!


http://i.imgur.com/Mrckg.jpg


:dance:

[Godfather]

I read that :x We're shipping you off to LA like Bieber now Hal

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I think I'm gonna get fucking drunk tonite :-k

[RBP]

I think I'm gonna get fucking drunk tonite :-k

*bookmarks hangover thread*

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nono:

[Hal-9000]

I read that :x We're shipping you off to LA like Bieber now Hal

14 years of University paying off right there

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Women Who Dont Cook aren't really women. If God didn't want women to cook, he wouldn't have filled their body with milk and eggs.

[Hal-9000]

Women Who Dont Cook aren't really women. If God didn't want women to cook, he wouldn't have filled their body with milk and eggs.

says he who is miles away from his significant other right now :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:dance:

[Hal-9000]

That's a good line dude.I'm going to use it next time I talk to a girl (text only)

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

why the fuck are women's hands so damn cold....

[RBP]

why the fuck are women's hands so damn cold....

As if you've touched a woman. :hand:

[Hugh_Janus]

she touched me :hand:

[Richard Cranium]

she touched me :hand:

High school history teacher?

[Hugh_Janus]

High school history teacher?

strangely enough, I saw her out a few weeks ago :lol: I thought better of chatting her up though

[DemonGeminiX]

she touched me :hand:

:hand:

She was just trying to fight you off.

[Hugh_Janus]

:hand:

She was just trying to fight you off.
pfft.... no never means no :hand:

[Hal-9000]

and windows are really invites, to see what's inside...Especially at night :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No hangover :dance2:

[Pony]

Forum posting:

[Original Post]
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Followed by:
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the lightbulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
1 to state that women have no business changing light bulbs
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that Barack Obama isn't the brightest bulb
4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views
1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bwahahahaha

[Pony]

Pretty spot on, right? :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's scary how accurate it is :lmao:

[Pony]

All that's missing is the totally off-topic post (in blue) about fucking corpses.....

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Thank fuck this is only a 3 day week this coming week

[Richard Cranium]

Thank fuck this is only a 3 day week this coming week

Yeah thats great, followed by 4 days of my house being infested by my fucking inlaws..:pancake:

[JoeyB]

All that's missing is the totally off-topic post (in blue) about fucking corpses.....

I'd never do that.


Yeah thats great, followed by 4 days of my house being infested by my fucking inlaws..:pancake:

Want me to kill them and fuck their corpses?

[Richard Cranium]

Want me to kill them and fuck their corpses?


Maybe not so much, but I'll think about it.. You are definitely invited to my house for Thanksgiving,

[JoeyB]

Maybe not so much, but I'll think about it.. You are definitely invited to my house for Thanksgiving,

Excellent. I can sit at the table and stare at them, unblinking. It freaks people the fuck out.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah thats great, followed by 4 days of my house being infested by my fucking inlaws..:pancake:

It's only me and my dad, so for that I am truly blessed ;)

[Pony]

Once again I'm working for a shop that we have to work on black Friday. I think it's pointless as no one will get anything accomplished anyway....

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Once again I'm working for a shop that we have to work on black Friday. I think it's pointless as no one will get anything accomplished anyway....

I refuse to come in on the day after Thanksgiving. Done it before and nobody is motivated to do anything and 99.99% of our customers are all closed anyway, so the phone never rings once.

It's the only time of the year where I'm guaranteed to be able to take a 4 day weekend in peace, so I look forward to it every year.

[DemonGeminiX]

Ho-hum

:|

[minz]

Ho-Hum indeed.

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/DOY1S.jpg

[Hal-9000]

Busiest week of the year for me :|

I can hardly wait

I'm pumped

be all that you can be


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Godfather]

How is it the 21st already...

[DemonGeminiX]

How is it the 21st already...

Wait until you get older. You'll be wondering where the entire year went.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Wait until you get older. You'll be wondering where the entire year went.

This ^^

[Hal-9000]

hogwash :hand:





Is it 2009 yet?

[DemonGeminiX]

I swear, it was 10am five minutes ago. Now it's 2:30pm. Damn it.

[Godfather]

Wait until you get older. You'll be wondering where the entire year went.

:lol: Oh dear

[Muddy]

You smell like dog buns..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I swear, it was 10am five minutes ago. Now it's 2:30pm. Damn it.

All times are GMT -7. The time now is 12:56 PM.

[Muddy]

Actually it's 3:14 PM..

[DemonGeminiX]

All times are GMT -7. The time now is 12:56 PM.

:hand:

Maybe in mountain land, but not here on the right coast.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Actually it's 3:14 PM..


:hand:

Maybe in mountain land, but not here on the right coast.

All times are GMT -7. The time now is 01:18 PM.

[Muddy]

3:19 pm now..

[KevinD]

Time to head out. Gotta stop by Barnes & Noble to get a new charger for the Nook Color. Seems the chargers are real POS and they are proprietary as well. Swell. At least it's covered by warranty (should be)

[JoeyB]

Time to head out. Gotta stop by Barnes & Noble to get a new charger for the Nook Color. Seems the chargers are real POS and they are proprietary as well. Swell. At least it's covered by warranty (should be)

Does TOS cover POS?

[DemonGeminiX]

All times are GMT -7. The time now is 01:18 PM.

:nono:

You made that post at 3:18pm.

[Godfather]

What's with Central time anyways? In Arizona, shows that we're used to being on at, say, 8:00pm are on at 7. Seems really strange...

[Muddy]

How many different time zones do the major television networks operate on? We watch our evening news at 6:00Pm and our network headliners come on at 8:00 pm.

[Godfather]

Now sure how many zones but it seems like just two standard schedules...

Whenever you check what time a TV show is on, it's usually 9/8 Central or 7/6 Central. Something like that.

Nice to have HD TV, we can watch Late Night way earlier. Love that.

[Richard Cranium]

What's with Central time anyways? In Arizona, shows that we're used to being on at, say, 8:00pm are on at 7. Seems really strange...

AZ always screws people up, none of this daylight savings time bullshit..

[Muddy]

Arizona doesn't change its time?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Arizona doesn't change its time?

Nope, neither do parts of Indiana (unless they changed that recently)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

They must have changed it in Indiana


Most areas of the United States currently observe daylight saving time. The exceptions are Arizona, Hawaii, and the territories of Puerto Rico, the U.S. Virgin Islands, American Samoa, Guam, and the Northern Mariana Islands. In Arizona, the Navajo Nation observes daylight saving time.[57]

From 1987 to 2006, daylight saving time in the United States began on the first Sunday of April and ended on the last Sunday of October. The time is adjusted at 2:00 a.m. (02:00) local time.

By the Energy Policy Act of 2005, daylight saving time (DST) was extended in the United States beginning in 2007. DST currently starts on the second Sunday of March, which is three or four weeks earlier than in the past, and it ends on the first Sunday of November, one week later than in years past. The time is adjusted at 2:00 a.m. (02:00) local time. This change resulted in a new DST period that is four weeks (five in years when March has five Sundays) longer than in previous years.[58][59]

[Muddy]

What time does your national evening news come on Lance?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

6 PM I think

[Hal-9000]

I'm in mountain time and 6pm is more for the local news and 10pm is the typical national time.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I still have never figured out why Newfoundland is 30 minutes different than the rest of the world :huh:

[Hal-9000]

I was just musing about that.Our predominant nation wide national news show is called The National (strangely enough) with Lloyd Robertson.

It airs at 9 pm for GF, 10 pm for me, 12 am for MrsM and it would be on at 12:30 am for someone like Chainlink Princess :lol:
(I'm sure there's time delays etc when airing so people don't have to stay up until 1am)



To answer your question Lance...it's something about geography and the space time continuum I fink.....

[Muddy]

Life in Hoth....

[Hal-9000]

I stay up late but was just thinking about it....our national news is 10pm every night.That must kill some people :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I stay up late but was just thinking about it....our national news is 10pm every night.That must kill some people :lol:

In every time zone? Down here it's tape delayed to show at 6 PM in each time zone....I think only the east coast gets it live

[Pony]

I think only the east coast gets it live

^^^ Proof that Muddy and I are in "real" time.

[Hal-9000]

In every time zone? Down here it's tape delayed to show at 6 PM in each time zone....I think only the east coast gets it live :slap:

I only live in one time zone, I don't travel nightly to watch the news in other provinces.

The National has been coming on at 10pm in our province since I can remember.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hey :x

[Hal-9000]

:dance:

[Pony]

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

:gtfo:


:dance:

:slap:

[Hal-9000]

:hand:

Violets never solved anything.However, daffodils are a different story :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:hand:

Violets never solved anything.However, daffodils are a different story :)

http://i.imgur.com/xstWv.jpg

[Hal-9000]

play
----
words









it was a play on words :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[RBP]

:tumble:

[JoeyB]

I likes them french fried potaters.

[KevinD]

Does TOS cover POS?

It does when you have a SAS.

[Hal-9000]

I need some advice...

Right now I have Dexter, Homeland, The Walking Dead and Boardwalk Empire new episodes, ready to go.

Which ones do I watch?? :confused:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I need some advice...

Right now I have Dexter, Homeland, The Walking Dead and Boardwalk Empire new episodes, ready to go.

Which ones do I watch?? :confused:

TWD and Dexter so we can discuss them :tup:

[Hal-9000]

TWD and Dexter so we can discuss them :tup:

Right :tup:

First 5 episodes of Sons of Anarchy it is :thumbsup:

[Leefro]

Mirror mirror on the wall, who the realest of them all
That aint hard, swear to God. These niggas aint real at all
Mirror mirror on the wall, Is it right, is it wrong?
It aint hard, swear to God, these niggas aint real at all

[KevinD]

Titties and beer.

[Leefro]

Alas not

Ohh thought you was trying to guess the song not what you was thinking

[KevinD]

Nope, I had a titty in one hand (wife's, NOT one of my Moobs, lol) and a beer in the other at the time...Life is good.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have a horrible headache this morning :|

[Hal-9000]

my Dad just called...he has to take my Mom to a walk-in clinic because of severe chest pains :|

fuck me this day keeps getting worse

[Muddy]

Sorry to hear that..

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Good luck with that Hal, sorry to hear

[Hal-9000]

shouldn't make fun of my Ma or her friends in threads....bad karma


thanks dudes she's been on 24 hour oxygen for the past couple of years and started holding her ribs last weekend...we kept asking her if she was ok and since she's an old farm girl she doesn't complain much...I hope she's just pulled a muscle coughing, she's had enough....

[MrsM]

shouldn't make fun of my Ma or her friends in threads....bad karma


thanks dudes she's been on 24 hour oxygen for the past couple of years and started holding her ribs last weekend...we kept asking her if she was ok and since she's an old farm girl she doesn't complain much...I hope she's just pulled a muscle coughing, she's had enough....

Hope all's well Hal

[Hal-9000]

I wish I could help my family instead of being stuck here in the stress factory....:|

[Muddy]

I've had this friggin cold for a week now myself... man it's getting old...

[Hal-9000]

I've had this friggin cold for a week now myself... man it's getting old...

I hate it when you can't shake crud off...even when you're being good to your body trying to get rid of it...

[Muddy]

Im trying to have a decent 4 day weekend and not sit around with the old medicine head...

[minz]

I hope your Mum's ok hal :hug:

[minz]

I'm just a little too giddy tonight, apologies in advance to all you lovely people. :mrgreen:

[Hal-9000]

I'm just a little too giddy tonight, apologies in advance to all you lovely people. :mrgreen:

why? did the vibrator blow a fuse or sumtin? :-s

[Muddy]

I was very slow at work today. I apologize if I have been irritating...

[Hal-9000]

I have ointment for irritations :thumbsup:

I apply in de crack...

[minz]

Hmmmm, need to sleep tonight, got to be up at 6.30am for our training day.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Gotta see if I can get out of work a little early tomorrow...my temp tags expire Sunday and I need to go get my license plates. There goes a quick $400 or so :|

[Hal-9000]

*envisions a crappy piece of paper with crayon writing on it*


:lol:

[Hal-9000]

why don't you get vanity plates Lance?

something like IMFAST or BUSTME or ISPEED :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

*envisions a crappy piece of paper with crayon writing on it*


:lol:

:slap:

http://i.imgur.com/0rjwu.jpg

[Hal-9000]

:slap:

http://i.imgur.com/0rjwu.jpg

exactly :lol:

ok so that's your registration.....you're driving around with no plates at all on your truck?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No, that's what the temp tags look like....they're the same size as regular plates, just made outta paper and taped inside the back window until you get your real plates.

[Hal-9000]

:lol: I was right...crappy paper and a jiffy marker rather than a crayon

[Hal-9000]

I did tell you about the idiot who had the IMFAST plate?

I was going about 10 kms over the speed limit and this dude flies by everyone heading into downtown...had to be going at least 50 kms over the limit.
He had a hot, chopped car and a vanity plate that said IMFAST

Traffic eventually reaches a flyover that goes into our downtown and the guy is pulled over by the cops, getting his ticket :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol: I was right...crappy paper and a jiffy marker rather than a crayon

What are they supposed to do, press you a breand new plate from steel while you wait? :-s


I did tell you about the idiot who had the IMFAST plate?

I was going about 10 kms over the speed limit and this dude flies by everyone heading into downtown...had to be going at least 50 kms over the limit.
He had a hot, chopped car and a vanity plate that said IMFAST

Traffic eventually reaches a flyover that goes into our downtown and the guy is pulled over by the cops, getting his ticket :lol:

I love seeing things like that :lol:

[Hal-9000]

They could get you some flashy plates with pictures and palm trees on them...


wait? Didn't you buy that truck like last year?? You're just getting your new plates now? :lol: (I assume you wanted new numbers/letters etc)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

Temp tags are good for 45 days :nono:

[Godfather]

Man, kinda chapped.

Some crazy fuck barged into my girlfriend's lecture hall this morning screaming and flipping out... ranting on about how Egypt is on fire and talking some crazy shit, pacing back and forth. Then he ran off and wasn't caught by security.

Maybe that wouldn't be a huge deal elsewhere on campus, but she's in the Medical studies building. A potential terror target and high-level Bio-hazard area because of the research in dangerous diseases. Security is supposed to be tight and regulated with ID cards. Anyways, it freaked out the students and faculty. Luckily the guy just wanted to rant and not hurt anyone :wha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn, glad she's okay GF and that the looney didn't do anything more than just ranting :wha:

[Godfather]

Ya me too :lol:

I think this world is getting crazier... all you have to do is ride public transit to see that :-k

[Noilly Pratt]

Ya me too :lol:

I think this world is getting crazier... all you have to do is ride public transit to see that :-k

Especially late at night in Vancouver! Lots of damaged people out there and the institutions that would help them have been shut down.

Add to that that fact that the economy is not so good, and that more and more people have less money.

Glad to hear the crazy in the lecture hall didn't have a weapon.

[KevinD]

Titties, and the distinct lack of them at the moment...

[MrsM]

Man, kinda chapped.

Some crazy fuck barged into my girlfriend's lecture hall this morning screaming and flipping out... ranting on about how Egypt is on fire and talking some crazy shit, pacing back and forth. Then he ran off and wasn't caught by security.

Maybe that wouldn't be a huge deal elsewhere on campus, but she's in the Medical studies building. A potential terror target and high-level Bio-hazard area because of the research in dangerous diseases. Security is supposed to be tight and regulated with ID cards. Anyways, it freaked out the students and faculty. Luckily the guy just wanted to rant and not hurt anyone :wha:

That's some scary shit :shock:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

$525 for my plates this afternoon :|

[RBP]

$525 for my plates this afternoon :|

You can afford it. :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You can afford it. :hand:

After I rob you I can :shifty:

[RBP]

After I rob you I can :shifty:

:-s Who's Rob?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Get a job so I can take your money :x

[RBP]

Get a job so I can take your money :x

I have a part time job, but it would take me all month to pay for your plates. :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have a part time job, but it would take me all month to pay for your plates. :lol:

Get working :x

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s Who's Rob?

Rob? He's that guy that did that thing.

:tup:

[DemonGeminiX]

Now what the hell am I going to eat?

:-k

[RBP]

Now what the hell am I going to eat?

:-k

:corn:

[Loser]

What a holly jolly bullshit thanksgiving. Eat, go out shopping, try on a hat at kmart and end up with a god damned sewing needle sticking out of my forehead. :shock:

Seriously, wtf? :?

[Godfather]

I can't figure out of this cut needs stitches or not :lol: So I'm going with no...

[Pony]

I can't figure out of this cut needs stitches or not :lol: So I'm going with no...

If it's clean and you can pinch it together use super glue.

[Godfather]

OHhh yeah super glue! :D thanks

[Hal-9000]

What a holly jolly bullshit thanksgiving. Eat, go out shopping, try on a hat at kmart and end up with a god damned sewing needle sticking out of my forehead. :shock:

Seriously, wtf? :?

Stay out of the ladies wear section maybe? :-s

[Loser]

Stay out of the ladies wear section maybe? :-s

Was a fking machine sewing needle, and it was in winter clothes section.

[Hal-9000]

One time I unwrapped a pallet (covered in shrinkwrap) and the supplier had put a large razor blade on one side of the skid without any sort of indicator..it was just taped onto the shrinkwrap.I think the intent was for the cosignee to use it, in case they didn't have an exacto knife or boxcutter..whatever you want to call them.

Sometimes I'm lazy and just tear the wrap off with my hands....I grabbed the damn thing but luckily didn't get cut.It was a long razor blade, no handle or device attached...and boy did I let the supplier know how pissed I was :lol:

[Loser]

One time I unwrapped a pallet (covered in shrinkwrap) and the supplier had put a large razor blade on one side of the skid without any sort of indicator..it was just taped onto the shrinkwrap.I think the intent was for the cosignee to use it, in case they didn't have an exacto knife or boxcutter..whatever you want to call them.

Sometimes I'm lazy and just tear the wrap off with my hands....I grabbed the damn thing but luckily didn't get cut.It was a long razor blade, no handle or device attached...and boy did I let the supplier know how pissed I was :lol:

Yea, but my question is, how many motherfuckers other then me have had this damned thing stab them in the head? :shock:

[Hal-9000]

Yea, but my question is, how many motherfuckers other then me have had this damned thing stab them in the head? :shock:

Had a tetanus shot recently?


:lol: I'm sorry

[Godfather]

What a holly jolly bullshit thanksgiving. Eat, go out shopping, try on a hat at kmart and end up with a god damned sewing needle sticking out of my forehead. :shock:

Seriously, wtf? :?

:lol:

[Leefro]

God damn you can sometimes win a poker hand with AK

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I killed what appeared to be a black widow in my bathroom :|

[RBP]

I killed what appeared to be a black widow in my bathroom :|

:shock:

[Leefro]

I killed what appeared to be a black widow in my bathroom :|

Have you bought any banana's recently ??

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shock:

Yeah, I'm not happy :|


Have you bought any banana's recently ??

They're native to Colorado...no bananas required :|

[Leefro]

Well if Julian Sands turns up

LEAVE

[MrsM]

I killed what appeared to be a black widow in my bathroom :|

http://hostingc.hotchyx.com/adult-image-hosting-09/6789black-widow-spider-by-velo-steve.jpg

http://hostingc.hotchyx.com/adult-image-hosting-09/8091arachnophobia-couldnt-help-myself-i-do-hate-spiders-though-demotivational-poster-1268776482.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

We don't have a ton of poisonous things in Colorado, but the widow is one of them, and it's the one that's the most ubiquitous. We also have the brown recluse spider, which is rare, but it does turn up, and we have scorpions in the south/southeast part of the state. And we also have rattlesnakes (several different species of them, so they all look different).

[redred]

how the hell is perth scotland local enough for me to work each morning ,fucking job centers

[Teh One Who Knocks]

how the hell is perth scotland local enough for me to work each morning ,fucking job centers

Ever heard of a train? :hand:

[redred]

ever heard of british rail :lol:

[redred]

I killed what appeared to be a black widow in my bathroom :|

http://img.hopaj.pl/images/f/d/fdabd94614638a3ff38280496457fac2.gif

[Pony]

http://i.imgur.com/g75YE.jpg

[Fodster]

to go to bed or not, thinking of spiders it prob aint the best of ideas :(

[redred]

http://www.servallpestcontrol.com/images/Spider-1.gif

[Fodster]

:suicide:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Happy Hour starts at 11 AM today....two-fers until 9 PM :-k

[Leefro]

how the hell is perth scotland local enough for me to work each morning ,fucking job centers

Some of them are right fucking jokers

[redred]

Happy Hour starts at 11 AM today....two-fers until 9 PM :-k

that seems more than a happy hour:-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Happy Day? :-k

[Leefro]

Happy few hours then back to your reality ?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

If I can make it all 10 hours, I don't know if I would ever make it back to reality :-k

[Leefro]

I return to my reality every 4 hours :(

[redred]

someone stole my reality

[Muddy]

I got all my leaves up!

[Pony]

Up? Did you put them back on the tree?

[DemonGeminiX]

I miss old friends.

:(

[Hal-9000]

I miss old friends.

:(

:)



Strangers are just new friends you haven't met yet who don't owe you any money :face:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Up? Did you put them back on the tree?

That would explain the 3871 rolls of scotch tape he bought :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

Take my love, take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care, I'm still free
You can't take the sky from me...

[RBP]

Take my love, take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care, I'm still free
You can't take the sky from me...

:-s

*takes the sky*

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

*takes the sky*

[-(

http://i.imgur.com/5sPHD.gif

[RBP]

:lol: great gif... I have to crash now... *gives back the sky*

[DemonGeminiX]

:bye:

[Jezter]

Happy few hours then back to your reality ?


If I can make it all 10 hours, I don't know if I would ever make it back to reality :-k


I return to my reality every 4 hours :(


someone stole my reality

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/4/15/02c45e25-c5c9-4412-9e81-2d154f41196b.jpg

[Hugh_Janus]

I'm tired and Ineed a hug

[Pony]

Take my love, take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care, I'm still free
You can't take the sky from me...

Was someone watching the Firefly marathon yesterday?

[DemonGeminiX]

Was someone watching the Firefly marathon yesterday?

:D

[RBP]

I woke up tired and bored lol

[JoeyB]

I'm tired and Ineed a hug

<<<Big gay man hug>>>








Don't get handsy with my ass.

[beowulf]

wibble

[Godfather]

Grey Cup Today :mrgreen:

Lets go lions!!!!

[Muddy]

I put plastic brown lattice all the way around the rear decks... What a friggin job!

[Southern Belle]

Wow, the Panthers finally won a game..