Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[DemonGeminiX]

"Son", she said, "have I got a little story for you."

[DemonGeminiX]

I suggest you step out on your porch. Run away, my son. See it all. Oh, see the world...

[Leefro]

Films Films Films

[JoeyB]

I shit upon you who do not allow me to shit upon you/

[RBP]

I just spent more than I could afford on Amazon, but now that I am shopping I feel like buying more. :lol:

[RBP]

Cocksucker!

[Richard Cranium]

Cocksucker!

How much does Amazon charge for that?

[RBP]

How much does Amazon charge for that?

:lol: if only...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I just spent more than I could afford on Amazon, but now that I am shopping I feel like buying more. :lol:

I have a $3000 credit line with Amazon :)

[Muddy]

Michelle Trachtenberg... What a fucking gorgeous girl....

[RBP]

I have a $3000 credit line with Amazon :)

*snuggles up to lance* wanna go shopping? :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And what do I get out of it? :-s

[Muddy]

:meatspin:

[JoeyB]

*snuggles up to lance* wanna go shopping? :)


And what do I get out of it? :-s


:meatspin:

The only logical reply to that query.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:meatspin:

:slap:


The only logical reply to that query.

I should have know :facepalm:

[Muddy]

With the snuggling and all, you knew it was coming... You really need to watch Broke back mountain...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Okay, I have a dumb question :-k

Our microwave died so the office had to get us a new one. Well, it finally showed up today and it's really nice but...it has a steel rack in it where you can place things on to cook. I thought you couldn't put metal in a microwave. :confused:

[Muddy]

Okay, I have a dumb question :-k

Our microwave died so the office had to get us a new one. Well, it finally showed up today and it's really nice but...it has a steel rack in it where you can place things on to cook. I thought you couldn't put metal in a microwave. :confused:

"the office".... Lance, why didnt you buy a good one? hmmm?

[RBP]

Okay, I have a dumb question :-k

Our microwave died so the office had to get us a new one. Well, it finally showed up today and it's really nice but...it has a steel rack in it where you can place things on to cook. I thought you couldn't put metal in a microwave. :confused:

My sister's has one too :idk:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

"the office".... Lance, why didnt you buy a good one? hmmm?

Because I live in an apartment and when something breaks, I call the office and they replace it :rolleyes:

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My sister's has one too :idk:

Sorcery!!! :hills:

[Muddy]

Because I live in an apartment and when something breaks, I call the office and they replace it :rolleyes:

:slap:


Wow... even the freakin microwave? I thought you were talking about work...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Wow... even the freakin microwave? I thought you were talking about work...

It's one of those above the stove mounted into the wall kinda microwaves...it's an expensive one

[RBP]

It's one of those above the stove mounted into the wall kinda microwaves...it's an expensive one

well la dee da mr fancy pants

[Teh One Who Knocks]

well la dee da mr fancy pants

8-)

[JoeyB]

:slap:



I should have know :facepalm:

You really should have. Meatspin is a daily hazard we must always be cautious of.


Okay, I have a dumb question :-k

Our microwave died so the office had to get us a new one. Well, it finally showed up today and it's really nice but...it has a steel rack in it where you can place things on to cook. I thought you couldn't put metal in a microwave. :confused:

I'm NOT an expert on this!!! So don't take chances...seriously...but I believe it has to do with the shape of the metal...metal causes damage in microwaves because of jagged edges, or something like that...smooth wire racks and such are made to NOT cause sparks, and are safe. You can also microwave some metal things if they are rounded...or something...I don't know. I was told all this once but it's been a bit...I just know you can use metal in some circumstances, and if the rack came with the oven, it will be safe. But don't get bold and try out metal objects...

[minz]

It's one of those above the stove mounted into the wall kinda microwaves...it's an expensive one

I have one like that, what a stupid place to put a microwave, especially for a shrimp such as myself, I can barely see the base of the damn thing. :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm NOT an expert on this!!! So don't take chances...seriously...but I believe it has to do with the shape of the metal...metal causes damage in microwaves because of jagged edges, or something like that...smooth wire racks and such are made to NOT cause sparks, and are safe. You can also microwave some metal things if they are rounded...or something...I don't know. I was told all this once but it's been a bit...I just know you can use metal in some circumstances, and if the rack came with the oven, it will be safe. But don't get bold and try out metal objects...

So I shouldn't throw that crumpled piece of aluminum foil inside and try and cook it? :oops:


I have one like that, what a stupid place to put a microwave, especially for a shrimp such as myself, I can barely see the base of the damn thing. :(

:empathy:

[JoeyB]

So I shouldn't throw that crumpled piece of aluminum foil inside and try and cook it? :oops:


Well of course you should.

Actually...here's an interesting thought...you can't put a ball of foil in a microwave, yet, you can wrapped something with foil and microwave that! What the fuck! Must be the shape thing again. Fucked if I know.

[minz]

Ikea was busy tonight...

[Muddy]

:puke:

[JoeyB]

:puke:

You were thinking of vomiting?

[Muddy]

It was Ikea... It pushed me over the edge..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ikea was busy tonight...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1voj6H8CHY

:-k

[Hugh_Janus]

So I shouldn't throw that crumpled piece of aluminum foil inside and try and cook it? :oops:



:
some dude I used to work with mictowaved an empty packet of crisps once cos I didn't believe him when he said they shrink when you microwave them

[minz]

It was Ikea... It pushed me over the edge..

It was just display units for the salon, I don't usually shop there....... honest :)

[Pony]

I'm getting my Obama money!


I am Mrs. Lynne Obama, I have a package Bank Draft of $500, 000, 00 USD in
your name left with DHL Courier Express Company for claims, and all you need
to do is to Contact DHL Courier Express via below information for your
package, delivery to arrive your home address.

Contact Person: Mr. Christopher Daniel
Email Address: dhloffice10@blumail
Telephone: +2347054798707

Do send them your correct information for verification that they can be able
to deliver your package direct to your postal address and you have to pay a
fee of $150 USD only, which is the DHL Courier Express delivery charges as we
have paid for all necessary charges except that of the delivery fee of the
courier company so far.
Please you are advised to fill in your Personal information bellow,

Full name :(..........) Phone number :(..............)Postal address :
(............) Date of birth :(.............).

Yours Faithfully,
Mrs. Lynne Obama.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Can I have some? :-s

[RBP]

Wait for like a year and then it's my fucking problem when they do everything last second. Fucking lawyers. :x

[Hal-9000]

well after the worst, hardest 5 days of work this year...we have only 2 more inventories left to do.


and I took tomorrow off to celebrate :woot:


Now I'm in such a foul mood I may have to hang around 7/11 until I can find someone to beat up.That always cheers me up...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Wait for like a year and then it's my fucking problem when they do everything last second. Fucking lawyers. :x

:daisy:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

well after the worst, hardest 5 days of work this year...we have only 2 more inventories left to do.


and I took tomorrow off to celebrate :woot:


Now I'm in such a foul mood I may have to hang around 7/11 until I can find someone to beat up.That always cheers me up...

:daisy:

[Hal-9000]

Wait for like a year and then it's my fucking problem when they do everything last second. Fucking lawyers. :x

Sounds like the sales people in my company...had a guy throw a shitfit in a group email today for that exact reason.He dogged it, then it became MY immediate problem and I said no way....

:lol: sorry RBP, it was a small victory for me workin in the salt mines.I hope your issue isn't unmanageable

[RBP]

:daisy:

:hug:


Sounds like the sales people in my company...had a guy throw a shitfit in a group email today for that exact reason.He dogged it, then it became MY immediate problem and I said no way....

:lol: sorry RBP, it was a small victory for me workin in the salt mines.I hope your issue isn't unmanageable

Thanks, it's manageable, just a pain in the ass. :|

[deebakes]

well la dee da

:huh:

[RBP]

:huh:

nothing personal my friend. :lol:

[deebakes]

:dance: :cheerlead:

[Hal-9000]

you guys wouldn't believe the email if I posted it here....


sales rep asked my advice on how to handle a project, I gave it and my supervisor supported it 100% (it meant a little extra work for the rep)

Rep comes back with - I fail to see why and how this is so difficult for you people.....followed by - do I have to send this to management to get you two to act on it?.....ending with - copying my boss's boss.

my response in a nutshell :

The only difficult part about this "John", is convincing a sales rep why we need to take the extra steps.It's failed in the past, the clients have been upset and we're trying to avoid that.

You can send it to management if you'd like, I'm going to copy my Mom on the note too (see above), for all the good it will do in addressing the potential problem you will be creating.

*I put "mymom@shaw. ca" in the CC field of the note :lol:

I ended with - I've given you three cost-free alternatives that will prevent potential client complaints and returns.In response, you have furnished us with a veiled threat and no real answer to the suggested course(s) of action.I'm at work all week, if and when you'd like to discuss the issue.

[deebakes]

:rofl:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

:lol:

I'm sorry to vent about stupid shit guys....

my supervisor (he sits 3 feet from me) spit water after reading it

[KevinD]

Debating whether or not to beat my youngest senseless.


I came home from work, after stopping at the store to buy stuff for dinner, had my youngest do the dishes (wife is sick, so we're doing everything tonight) and she (daughter) rinsed everything off, loaded the dishwasher and I commenced to cooking dinner. While sitting at the bar having a beer, waiting on food to be finished, I noticed suds coming out of the sides and top of the dishwasher. Shut it off and asked my daughter "How much f-ing detergent did you put in there?" She said "Same as always, why?" I the told her to come show me what she used.......






She walked to the sink, opened up the cabinet door, grabbed the Joy liquid dish soap, and I almost lost it... Nice new dishwasher, cabinets (not even painted yet) and floors are all now wet as hell.

[deebakes]

she was trying to do woman's work... i thought they had a knack for that sort of thing :-k

[KevinD]

I suppose that in her defense, I can at least admit that the kitchen has a nice new lemony smell to it now. lol

[deebakes]

don't do what 90% of the news and current event thread parents do to their offspring...

[RBP]

Debating whether or not to beat my youngest senseless.


I came home from work, after stopping at the store to buy stuff for dinner, had my youngest do the dishes (wife is sick, so we're doing everything tonight) and she (daughter) rinsed everything off, loaded the dishwasher and I commenced to cooking dinner. While sitting at the bar having a beer, waiting on food to be finished, I noticed suds coming out of the sides and top of the dishwasher. Shut it off and asked my daughter "How much f-ing detergent did you put in there?" She said "Same as always, why?" I the told her to come show me what she used.......






She walked to the sink, opened up the cabinet door, grabbed the Joy liquid dish soap, and I almost lost it... Nice new dishwasher, cabinets (not even painted yet) and floors are all now wet as hell.

:facepalm:

That apple didn't fall far from the tree, did it. :giggle:

[KevinD]

No worries. I cooled off pretty quick, yelled at her a bit, then kinda laughed it off. What else ya gonna do? Kids are gonna make mistakes (and even us adults do too, lol)

[Hal-9000]

Debating whether or not to beat my youngest senseless.


I came home from work, after stopping at the store to buy stuff for dinner, had my youngest do the dishes (wife is sick, so we're doing everything tonight) and she (daughter) rinsed everything off, loaded the dishwasher and I commenced to cooking dinner. While sitting at the bar having a beer, waiting on food to be finished, I noticed suds coming out of the sides and top of the dishwasher. Shut it off and asked my daughter "How much f-ing detergent did you put in there?" She said "Same as always, why?" I the told her to come show me what she used.......






She walked to the sink, opened up the cabinet door, grabbed the Joy liquid dish soap, and I almost lost it... Nice new dishwasher, cabinets (not even painted yet) and floors are all now wet as hell.

Is it something she does all of the time? As in load the dishwasher and use the proper soap? Also, how old is she?


You know where I'm going with this :lol: It took me until I was 17, 18 and buying my own stuff, that I started to appreciate taking care of things...

[KevinD]

She does the dishes at least 3 times a week, sometimes by hand (if not much) sometimes with dishwasher (for about a year and a half now). So yeah, she should be used to it now. I'll also admit that my wife recently switched to "Gel" in a bottle for the dishwasher instead of the old "tablet" style soaps, but still that was 2-3 months ago.

She's 14 now.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not to old to not remember f-ing up a lot of stuff when I was younger (and getting whupped for it too) but it was just one of those things, y'know? I guess what really set me off the most is that the cabinets don't even have paint on them yet, lol

[Hal-9000]

I used to have weekend parties in my parent's place.Things got broken often....

I almost cried when I realized how hard they worked and saved for things like couches, barometers, mirrors...


unlike your little one, mine was a total lack of respect :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I think someone stole my motivation today :|

[Hal-9000]

I needed this day off today.5 intense days of work in a row and then some other shit....it will be nice to go out and do some Christmas shopping and buy me a nice 16 gig flash drive

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have 3 of those :)

[Muddy]

:lol:

I'm sorry to vent about stupid shit guys....

my supervisor (he sits 3 feet from me) spit water after reading it

Thats excellent, Hal.. Dont get too cocky and get fired though.. :lol:


Debating whether or not to beat my youngest senseless.


I came home from work, after stopping at the store to buy stuff for dinner, had my youngest do the dishes (wife is sick, so we're doing everything tonight) and she (daughter) rinsed everything off, loaded the dishwasher and I commenced to cooking dinner. While sitting at the bar having a beer, waiting on food to be finished, I noticed suds coming out of the sides and top of the dishwasher. Shut it off and asked my daughter "How much f-ing detergent did you put in there?" She said "Same as always, why?" I the told her to come show me what she used.......






She walked to the sink, opened up the cabinet door, grabbed the Joy liquid dish soap, and I almost lost it... Nice new dishwasher, cabinets (not even painted yet) and floors are all now wet as hell.

Give her an A for effort dude.. Kids are gonna fuck shit up, but at least she tried... Thats the important part.. :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The inside of my ear itches...and it's driving me crazy :|

[Richard Cranium]

The inside of my ear itches...and it's driving me crazy :|

I've got a wicked itch inside my left nostril, gonna have to snort some vodka to fix it, nothing else seems to be helping it..

[Pony]

The inside of my ear itches...and it's driving me crazy :|

I find an icepick works well to get those hard to reach areas.


I've got a wicked itch inside my left nostril, gonna have to snort some vodka to fix it, nothing else seems to be helping it..

See above.

:theyareontome:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I've got a wicked itch inside my left nostril, gonna have to snort some vodka to fix it, nothing else seems to be helping it..

:-k


I find an icepick works well to get those hard to reach areas.



See above.

:theyareontome:

:slap:

[Pony]

:slap:

Pour vodka in your ear.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Pour vodka in your ear.

:slap:

[Southern Belle]

Wow, we had Thanksgiving dinner outside on the patio and today, it's snowing up in the NC mountains...

[KevinD]

Today was a bit of a pita. Was doing the backsplash in the kitchen, took the old receptacles and light switches out, and while trying to pull the wire out of the old ones (instead of going to get my wire cutters) one of the light switches cut the piss out of my palm. Hurt like a mother. Broke out in a cold sweat, got nauseous, etc, etc. So, had some leftover suture tape from the wife's surgery, fixed it all up, and waiting to see what it looks like in the AM. May have to have a stitch or two. Not very long of a cut, but all the way from the heel of the thumb (palm side) to the thumb bone.

[Southern Belle]

Make sure it's clean Kev. It will heal faster with stitches, just saying...

[Griffin]

I know what you mean, my pinky finger slid along the edge of some cardboard today and it burns like a MF!

[KevinD]

Oh yeah, it's clean. I bled it out for about 5 mins (pressure mode) then used some hydrogen peroxide, and then some anti bacterial ointment. Those suture tape strips are what the doc gave my wife after she had part of her colon removed. They are pretty good stuff actually, I'd say just as good as medical glue.

[Southern Belle]

Cool, take care of it.

[Pony]

They are pretty good stuff actually, I'd say just as good as medical glue.

I was gonna say if the cut is clean enough that you can pinch the skin together use some super glue on it. Don't do it though if any will get inside the cut.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Make sure it's clean Kev. It will heal faster with stitches, just saying...

Stitches are for wusses :hand:

[KevinD]

Stitches are for wusses :hand:

BS. I've done and had done self stitches before. Belly up and man up.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

BS. I've done and had done self stitches before. Belly up and man up.

I sliced my thumb open from top to bottom on a carbide end mill in a milling machine and I didn't go get it stitched up....hold it together and tape it up.....that's how you 'man up', not by running to the doctor ;)


:banana:

[Southern Belle]

Duct tape works good.

[KevinD]

Who said anything about the doctors? lol, Just if the tape doesn't work, tomorrow sometime I'll sew it up. Got too much stuff to do to be running around with a hand I can't use, lol

[JoeyB]

Oh yeah, it's clean. I bled it out for about 5 mins (pressure mode) then used some hydrogen peroxide, and then some anti bacterial ointment. Those suture tape strips are what the doc gave my wife after she had part of her colon removed. They are pretty good stuff actually, I'd say just as good as medical glue.

Sorry about your shit day dude.

Nothing beats bleeding a wound for preventing infections, it's all I ever do for cuts, that, and let it sit in the open air as much as possible. It may sound nuts but I think it's good to let yourself be exposed to a few germs, keeps your immune system humming along. George Carlin had a great bit about germs featuring this, which, joke or not, I firmly believe in:

"Let me tell you a true story about immunization ok. When I was a little boy in New York city in the nineteen-forties, we swam in the Hudson river. And it was filled with raw sewage! OK? We swam in raw sewage, you know, to cool off. And at that time the big fear was polio. Thousands of kids died from polio every year. But you know something? In my neighborhood no one ever got polio. No one! EVER! You know why? Cause WE SWAM IN RAW SEWAGE! It strengthened our immune system, the polio never had a prayer. We were tempered in raw shit!

So personally I never take any precautions against germs. I don't shy away from people who sneeze and cough. I don't wipe off the telephone, I don't cover the toilet seat, and if I drop food on the floor I pick it up and eat it!Even if I'm at side walk cafe! IN CALCUTTA! THE POOR SECTION! ON NEW YEARS MORNING DURING A SOCCER RIOT! And you know something? In spite of all the so called "risky behavior ".... I never get infections. I don't get em. I don't get colds, I don't get flu, I don't get headaches, I don't get upset stomach, And you know why? Cause I got a good strong immune system! And it gets a lot of practice!"

[DemonGeminiX]

Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he thought he'd take himself a peek,
But the beaver was quick
And grabbed him by the kiwis.
Now he ain't pissed for a week.
(And a half!)

:dance:

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

It's not even 6 pm yet and it's pitch black outside already.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Still pretty bright outside :-k

Are your eyes open? :-s

[DemonGeminiX]

It's bright outside where you're at. Because you're closer to Porky than you are to me. You're not one of the cool East Coast Kids.

[-(

[Hal-9000]

We is Mountain Men! :x :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

We is Mountain Men! :x :x

:agreed:

:howdy:

[Hal-9000]

23 minutes and no one wants to make a play on words for 'mountain men' ?

I'm ashamed of all of you :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/InlXX.jpg

:-k

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/InlXX.jpg

:-k

Those sick dudes both interfered with No 9....that's why it walks funny :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Do you mean Number Seven? :-s

[Hal-9000]

yeah sorry...I have a migraine up the back of my neck and focusing is a little touch and go

[Hal-9000]

number ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber nine

[Teh One Who Knocks]

number ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber ninenumber nine

:slap:

[RBP]

I am SO over Lady Gag-ga

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-k

[RBP]

I can barely look at Rhianna but I don't get sick of her music. Lady gaga is over. I declare it, so it shall be.

[Hal-9000]

:slap:

number nine......


Paul is dead

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I can barely look at Rhianna but I don't get sick of her music. Lady gaga is over. I declare it, so it shall be.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9YMU0WeBwU&ob=av2e


number nine......


Paul is dead

:slap:

[RBP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9YMU0WeBwU&ob=av2e


:-s

Your point?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

She isn't over :nana:

[Hal-9000]

pssst...the music lives on after your declaration?

[RBP]

She isn't over :nana:

That song sucks balls. :hand:


pssst...the music lives on after your declaration?

Off with your head, I will not stand for such insolence!!

[Hal-9000]

please...take it now



(I'd rather look at Rihanna than Gaga anyday)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU9-TRVbhkE

Better? :-k

[RBP]

Better? :-k

:lol: nope

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's a good song :hand:

:hater:

[RBP]

I can't find the eye roll smilie :x

[minz]

Morning :wave: Well it has gone midnight here. :)

[Hal-9000]

Hi Minz, bye Minz

[JoeyB]

I can't find the eye roll smilie :x

Since you had my back on smilies:

:rolleyes: : rolleyes:

:roll: : roll:

[RBP]

Thanks Joey. :roll:

[RBP]

So where are the pond people? It's fookin 7 am over there.. lazy ass bastards!

[RBP]

:bounce:

[RBP]

:score:

[RBP]

fuck

[JoeyB]

I can't find the eye roll smilie :x


Thanks Joey. :roll:

You are welcome. :rolleyes:


fuck

What? Now? On demand?

[RBP]

What? Now? On demand?

No, my "score" thingie didn't work. :meh:

[RBP]

If you hadn't noticed I am toasted. :woot: vacation.. go me

[redred]

go RBP :woot:

[RBP]

go RBP :woot:

yay!!! Lance will be a spoil sport when he wakes up :meh:

[JoeyB]

yay!!! Lance will be a spoil sport when he wakes up :meh:

It's probably good you won't be waking up with him then.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

yay!!! Lance will be a spoil sport when he wakes up :meh:

:confused: :wtf:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Man I'm glad I come in to work early on days like this....it's snowing out, but it hasn't been snowing long. Barely an inch of snow on the highways (and in most places it was just wet) and yet everyone is driving like there's 2" of solid ice on the pavement. And since the snow partially obscures the lines on the highway, this makes people think they can drive as slow as they want right down the middle of a three lane interstate. It's only gonna get uglier as more and more people get out for the morning commute.

:|

Fucking morons, if you are that scared of the weather, stay the fuck home :roll:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No, my "score" thingie didn't work. :meh:

And speaking of 'score', why don't you play in the trivia tournament there college boy? :slap:

[Leefro]

I am not Jeremy Clarkson

[Goofy]

Rachel Wyse on Sky Sports News :drool:

[Leefro]

All the birds off skysports news

even the one that had an affair with Bryan Robson

[Goofy]

Apart from the ugly one they usually have on late at night/early morning :thumbsup:

The rest are hot though :)

[Leefro]

You will have to name names Goof

[Goofy]

Clare Tomlinson :thumbsup:

[Leefro]

Clare Tomlinson :thumbsup:

Hhahahahah she's the one who had the affair with Bryan Robson

[Goofy]

:lol: She wasnt too bad at all 5-10 years ago but starting to look her age now and putting on the beef a bit

[Leefro]

It was when she was a roving reporter and he was at Middlesbrough

[Hal-9000]

I haven't put my dick into anything for a long time :-k

[Leefro]

Is that what your thinking ?

[Leefro]

Doing ok On Pokerstars for a change

[Hal-9000]

Is that what your thinking ?

yep....I wonder if buying a 5000 dollar Realdoll would be a cost effective alternative to...the alternative :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

yep....I wonder if buying a 5000 dollar Realdoll would be a cost effective alternative to...the alternative :|

In the long run it would be :thumbsup:

[Leefro]

Beats sitting through Twilight films

[RBP]

I have no idea how to use this new android phone - why did I get this again?

[Muddy]

I have no idea how to use this new android phone - why did I get this again?


Because you coudn't afford the iphone? :lol:

[Hal-9000]

:-k

hal - What do you want to eat tonight?
realdoll - open mouth expression of silence

hal - What do you want to watch on TV tonight hun?
realdoll - open mouth expression of silence

hal - What do you want for Christmas baby?
realdoll - open mouth expression of silence

hal - What's on your mind right now?
realdoll - open mouth expression of silence

hal - Imma plow your butthole with no lube until my dick starts on fire!
realdoll - no [-(

[Muddy]

Dont do it Hal.. Start hanging out at WalMart and get an awesome woman...

[Richard Cranium]

lol.. funny shit..

[RBP]

Because you coudn't afford the iphone? :lol:

:lol: ass. I don't even need all this shit on this one.

[Muddy]

:lol: ass. I don't even need all this shit on this one.


That android things a scam Rainbow... I dont know many people in the real world that dont have some gripe about them... :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I have no idea how to use this new android phone - why did I get this again?

You will love it soon enough. Go get Angry Birds :lol:

And MX video player, you can watch all the smut videos Lance posts right on your phone.

[Muddy]

You will love it soon enough. Go get Angry Birds :lol:

And MX video player, you can watch all the smut videos Lance posts right on your phone.


If you get off on titties the size of a pea..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have no idea how to use this new android phone - why did I get this again?

Because you were smart enough to know that you should buy something that is a bit more difficult to figure out, but in the long run is much more useful and powerful instead of buying a Fisher Price phone that any 3 year old could use :tup:

[Muddy]

Because you were smart enough to know that you should buy something that is a bit more difficult to figure out, but in the long run is much more useful and powerful instead of buying a Fisher Price phone that any 3 year old could use :tup:


Says the man with the Radio shack phone service... :lol:

[RBP]

That android things a scam Rainbow... I dont know many people in the real world that dont have some gripe about them... :lol:

:|


You will love it soon enough. Go get Angry Birds :lol:

And MX video player, you can watch all the smut videos Lance posts right on your phone.


Because you were smart enough to know that you should buy something that is a bit more difficult to figure out, but in the long run is much more useful and powerful instead of buying a Fisher Price phone that any 3 year old could use :tup:

Thanks guys, I am going to play with it tonight when I get home.

Gotta run again! :wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Says the man with the Radio shack phone service... :lol:

Please, my Android runs rings around my boss's new iPhone 3S...and my phone's almost a year old now :hand:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

If you get off on titties the size of a pea..

get outta here with your overfilled bolt on fetish

[Teh One Who Knocks]

If you get off on titties the size of a pea..

That I have never understood about any smartphone....why the hell do I wanna watch a movie/TV show of any kind on a 2-1/2 to 3 inch screen? :confused:

[Muddy]

That I have never understood about any smartphone....why the hell do I wanna watch a movie/TV show of any kind on a 2-1/2 to 3 inch screen? :confused:


I've got "mobile TV" on my Vx100 and I just havent had an urge to watch it yet... :lol:

[Leefro]

Midgets live by them

[PorkChopSandwiches]

That I have never understood about any smartphone....why the hell do I wanna watch a movie/TV show of any kind on a 2-1/2 to 3 inch screen? :confused:

Because I have kids and have to whack it in the bathroom :dance:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

http://zapp5.staticworld.net/reviews/graphics/199844-199729-iphone-4-vs.-droid-x_original_original.jpg


http://www.pcworld.com/article/199844-2/iphone_4_vs_droid_x_a_headtohead_comparison.html



Winner: Draw

It really comes down to personal preference.

[Muddy]

I was looking at the HTC revolt or something like that.. Rezound... thats it..

[MrsM]

:|

Thanks guys, I am going to play with it tonight when I get home.

Gotta run again! :wavey:

And how is that different than any other night? naughty boy :dance:

[Leefro]

I hate poker sometimes ffs

[Hal-9000]

Dont do it Hal.. Start hanging out at WalMart and get an awesome woman...

I have to do some Christmas shopping there this weekend as a matter of fact :lol:

They're open 24 hours...love it

[Muddy]

I have to do some Christmas shopping there this weekend as a matter of fact :lol:

They're open 24 hours...love it

http://no2marriage.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/wtf.jpg

[Hal-9000]

I would make a point of driving close to her and kicking up some ice and slush

[Muddy]

Or you could ask her on a date?

[Hal-9000]

Good Gravy! :shock:

I'm gonna be a People of Walmart on that site



crap

[Muddy]

I've seen one of these kooks in real life..

[Hal-9000]

Or you could ask her on a date?

She's way outta my class :hand:



















(cruiserweight :lol:)

[Muddy]

Steamrunner..

[Hal-9000]

I've seen one of these kooks in real life..

We have Mac's 24 hour convenient stores up here, kinda like 7/11's.

I could make a site with some of the traffic I see in there at night :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Steamrunner..

I'm getting to the point any hotpocket will do

[Muddy]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder... Gorgeous chicks are tough to maintain because everybody is always pining over them...

[MrsM]

I thought it was "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder" :)

[Muddy]

Thats true too... But you know what Im saying... The same is true for guys too that are too attractive for their own good..

[Hal-9000]

I've been fortunate to be with both 'hot' girls and what the world would consider non hot girls.

Truthfully, I've had good relationships with both types of girls.I did hate going out in public with the hotties though..

[RBP]

And how is that different than any other night? naughty boy :dance:

:oops:

[RBP]

It's an HTC Wildfire S.. whatever that means.

[RBP]

The same is true for guys too that are too attractive for their own good..

Yes, it's tough for me. 8-[

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's an HTC Wildfire S.. whatever that means.

HTC phones rock :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Steamrunner..

:sealed:

[RBP]

HTC phones rock :tup:

Yay! This is going to take a long time for me to learn. I can't even figure out how to make a "?" in a text, lol

[DemonGeminiX]

Into the flood again, same old trip it was back then....

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Too cold to flood here, everything's frozen :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

So I made a big mistake.
Try to see it once my way.

[Goofy]

Beer

[Godfather]

I am so over Raisin Bran...

[Hal-9000]

I am so over Raisin Bran...


I am so over males using the expression 'so' when describing an action of theirs... :x :x

[Loser]

Live next to a 10 year old grinch.

People that rent the house next door, their kid came over and asked me to turn off the christmas lights at night.

Really? :lol:

*puts up another 10,000 lights* :twisted:

[Hal-9000]

:lol:

Get some of those 100000 candlewatt floodlights and make them move around

[minz]

Those little f***ers at work keep calling me the grinch, just because I've banned any form of tinsel from the salon!

[Hal-9000]

Those little f***ers at work keep calling me the grinch, just because I've banned any form of tinsel from the salon!

we don't even get a tree or any decorations :(

[minz]

we don't even get a tree or any decorations :(

They bullied me into getting a tree. :(

[Hal-9000]

bullied...

grinchette :lol:

[minz]

bullied...

grinchette :lol:

:slap; i must admit though, it does look rather pretty :lol:

[minz]

I opted for a black tree with silver baubles and white led's

[Hal-9000]

:facepalm:

Black tree....omg bringing the spirit of Motorhead with her on every step :lol:

[minz]

:facepalm:

Black tree....omg bringing the spirit of Motorhead with her on every step :lol:

It looks quite good, I'll post a picture tomorrow.

[Hal-9000]

With you in a g-string under the tree?

I look forward to it

[minz]

With you in a g-string under the tree?

I look forward to it

Oh no, I wouldn't want to put you off your lunch :lol:

[Pony]

A red one so it doesn't blend into the tree.

[Hal-9000]

Oh no, I wouldn't want to put you off your lunch :lol:


I'm sure it would have the opposite effect :pervywinkysmilie:

[Hugh_Janus]

22 days 'til xmas :meh:

[Muddy]

Dont be such a stick in the mud...blacky..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I think I may be hungover tomorrow :-k

[Leefro]

My mood is happy :)

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I think I may be hungover tomorrow :-k

I beat you there

[Leefro]

How ?

[Leefro]

This was a good win on pokerstars :)

PokerStars Tournament #474314923, No Limit Hold'em
Super Satellite
Buy-In: $6.06/$0.60 USD
82 players
Total Prize Pool: $2954.46 USD
Target Tournament #474314608 Buy-In: $530.00 USD
5 tickets to the target tournament

Tournament started 2011/12/02 19:00:00 ET


Dear Bobsavage,

You finished the tournament in 1st place. You qualified to play in Tournament #474314608 and are automatically registered for it. See Tournament #474314608 Lobby for further details.

If you choose to unregister from this tournament your account will be credited with T-USD 530.00. Tournament US Dollars can be used to buy into any tournament. Visit our web site at http://www.pokerstars.com/poker/tournaments/ for more details.




Congratulations!

Thank you for participating.


:tup: :tup:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Nice work :tup:

[Leefro]

Had to come 6th and made it

few hair raising incidents

Had not sleep before work tourney finished at 2am and got up for work at 3am

Well worth it tho :)

[JoeyB]

Had to come 6th and made it

few hair raising incidents

Had not sleep before work tourney finished at 2am and got up for work at 3am

Well worth it tho :)

Bobsavage? Your old AS name?

[DemonGeminiX]

:nono:

No time for love, Dr. Jones.

[Jezter]

Women! Whyt the fuck they are like they are. I fucking hate them. And love one of them. Weird fucking creatures I tel ya.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Bobsavage? Your old AS name?

That was LeeIsBob

[deebakes]

Fool rider? :-k

[Godfather]

Tonight I'm listening to hardcore Harlem Rap (A$ap Rocky) and studying Commercial Crime Insurance policies. Juxtaposition? :lol:

[JoeyB]

Women! Whyt the fuck they are like they are. I fucking hate them. And love one of them. Weird fucking creatures I tel ya.

What happened, and is it still the Texas lass you love?


That was LeeIsBob

Where have I heard bobsavage before then? Must have seen his poker results before???

[redred]

i think i may need to throw up

[Jezter]

i think i may need to throw up

Readint that made me feel like I need to throw up too...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:puke:

[DemonGeminiX]

Happy vomiting, puking people.



I'm off to eat a puke-free breakfast.

:bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Happy vomiting, puking people.



I'm off to eat a puke-free breakfast.

:bye:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE

:-k

[Pony]

I hate ordering things online. I want it NOW!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I hate ordering things online. I want it NOW!

Still worth it in the long run

[DemonGeminiX]

I hate ordering things online. I want it NOW!

Ok, Veruca.

[DemonGeminiX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE

:-k

:hand:

I feel it necessary to report that my breakfast was completely Spam-free.

[Pony]

NOW NOW NOW! I want it NOW!! *stamps feet*

[Teh One Who Knocks]

NOW NOW NOW! I want it NOW!! *stamps feet*

:chill:

[Pony]

Still worth it in the long run

Yea, I saved about 50% I think. :tup:

[DemonGeminiX]

NOW NOW NOW! I want it NOW!! *stamps feet*


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuIPe6hZT3k

:lol:

[Pony]

:mrgreen:

Now that songs stuck in my head.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yea, I saved about 50% I think. :tup:

Then you could have upgraded to Next Day Air shipping :nono:

[Pony]

I was in such a hurry to get it before the deal disappeared I didn't see the option for that.

[DemonGeminiX]

:mrgreen:

Now that songs stuck in my head.

:dance:

[DemonGeminiX]

I was in such a hurry to get it before the deal disappeared I didn't see the option for that.

:-k

What did you buy?

[Pony]

4 piece Makita combo kit, Has a Drill, Impact,Mini circular saw and flashlight.

http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?18-What-s-the-last-thing-you-bought&p=210721&viewfull=1#post210721

[DemonGeminiX]

8-[

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have a headache....and it's not alcohol related :|

[Pony]

:lol:

[Muddy]

Sunday!

[Pony]

Sunday!

:slap:

[DemonGeminiX]

Sunday!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6Vo3T_cHqA

[Muddy]

Pony you'dve been proud of me yesterday... I had to take out 2 bolts and change the bulb in the Sienas rear lights.. I had the whole light assembly off!! :lol:

[Muddy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6Vo3T_cHqA


That was a good song!

[Pony]

Pony you'dve been proud of me yesterday... I had to take out 2 bolts and change the bulb in the Sienas rear lights.. I had the whole light assembly off!! :lol:

:tup:

Some cars it's not an easy task to figure out.

[Muddy]

:tup:

Some cars it's not an easy task to figure out.


I had to break out the manual.. It actually told you to wrap a flat blade screwdriver in a rag and pry off one side.. I was starting to pry thinking.. "Man wtf am I doing" ? :lol:

[Pony]

I had to break out the manual.. It actually told you to wrap a flat blade screwdriver in a rag and pry off one side.. I was starting to pry thinking.. "Man wtf am I doing" ? :lol:

Yep. Some of those push in clips can be tough, it's really easy to scratch or dent the paint. Plus some you pry toward the rear of the car and some go to the side.

I bought a set of plastic pry tools just for stuff like that.