Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Hal-9000]

Yes now I can get naked without all the eyebrow raising....and complaints :shifty:


brb

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:puke:

[Hal-9000]

pee poo screw :x :x

I work in a warehouse in Canada during wintertime ....going naked on a vinyl chair isn't much fun :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/rKIFN.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

The Prometheus trailer comes out on Thursday. I already really wanna see this film.

[Godfather]

Going to a family party tonight, all my little cousins from ages 2-10 will be there. They're hilarious, always wanting to play some stupid game or tell me strange stories from school. Can't wait :mrgreen:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

This stuff that came in yesterday that I need to quote is a cluster fuck :|

[minz]

Christmas week and no f****** hairdresser. :freakout: I've managed to get a relief hairdresser but only for Saturday. :(

[Muddy]

Christmas week and no f****** hairdresser. :freakout: I've managed to get a relief hairdresser but only for Saturday. :(

Can you see if Jenny will make me a fan sign?

[minz]

Can you see if Jenny will make me a fan sign?

Your asking a lot, I cant even get her to come into bloody work grrrrrr

[Muddy]

Oh, It's her... :lol: nice..

[minz]

Oh, It's her... :lol: nice..

To be fair she's not a well bunny, she managed to get herself caught up in a 4 car pile up on the motorway, she's not too bad though, a few bruises, whiplash and a dented ego given that she caused the accident :lol: her cars a write off (which is a blessing in its self).

[Muddy]

To be fair she's not a well bunny, she managed to get herself caught up in a 4 car pile up on the motorway, she's not too bad though, a few bruises, whiplash and a dented ego given that she caused the accident :lol: her cars a write off (which is a blessing in its self).

Wow... !

[minz]

Wow... !

She doesnt do things in half measures :lol:

[Hal-9000]

:lol: :lol: this is great


Since the company does jack shit for us at Christmas, we decided to all pitch in and have an Xmas lunch tomorrow.I work at the United Nations...one guy can't eat beef, one guy can't eat pork, one guy can't eat anything with flour in it etc...

so we just decided on KFC :lol:

it's Christmas lickin good! :tup:

[Loser]

:lol: :lol: this is great


Since the company does jack shit for us at Christmas, we decided to all pitch in and have an Xmas lunch tomorrow.I work at the United Nations...one guy can't eat beef, one guy can't eat pork, one guy can't eat anything with flour in it etc...

so we just decided on KFC :lol:

it's Christmas lickin good! :tup:

KFC Chicken breading has flour in it.....:?

[Hal-9000]

KFC Chicken breading has flour in it.....:?

he's got Celiac disease....that flour gluten is gonna fuck him up

[Muddy]

Get the KGC...

[Hal-9000]

We were going to have a pot luck and it was mentioned....

that generous hal would bring a big platter of bacon and hamburgers for his Muslim and Hindu friends




:rofl: man that made me laugh..

[Muddy]

They're going to put a Cobra in your toolbox..

[RBP]

I have a Cobra in my tool box. :shifty:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm taking Friday off :cheers:

[RBP]

:woot:

[Hal-9000]

They're going to put a Cobra in your toolbox..

We get along well, they're a good group of guys....expect for the day I blew an O ring about the microwave.They all cook their meals in it daily and it was disgusting.Walls, roof and bottom of the inside had caked on food.

So I screamed - If I cook one more mac & cheese dinner that comes out with more food than went in and it smells like curry, I'm coming to your homes and slaughtering a fucking pig on your front room carpet!!!!!! :x :x :x


next day that microwave was pristine :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I'm taking Friday off :cheers:

I'm working 4 hours only that day :cheers:

[Hugh_Janus]

some cunt, right, has invaded my personal forum space :x

[Hal-9000]

LANCE! :lol:

see the inane shit I have to deal with....below is an email I just received about a rail container coming here.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Please advise an appt time for container# CNRU238798 from your Brampton facility, available for delivery on Dec 24th.

Thanks.

Doris Budhu, CITT
Linehaul Coordinator
Apps Transport Group
905-451-0324 ext 2058
Fax: 905-861-2799

-------------------------------------------------------------------------

December 24th is a Saturday and Christmas Fuckiing Eve!!!!!! :x :x

[Muddy]

some cunt, right, has invaded my personal forum space :x

:dance:

[Hugh_Janus]

I think I've only ever had 3 avatar pics that I've chosen myself in my whole internet career :lol:

[Muddy]

Have you ever seen this guy on TV? :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

nope.... but I know his name is bob something :dance:

[Muddy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raXanYjTF18

[Teh One Who Knocks]

LANCE! :lol:

see the inane shit I have to deal with....below is an email I just received about a rail container coming here.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Please advise an appt time for container# CNRU238798 from your Brampton facility, available for delivery on Dec 24th.

Thanks.

Doris Budhu, CITT
Linehaul Coordinator
Apps Transport Group
905-451-0324 ext 2058
Fax: 905-861-2799

-------------------------------------------------------------------------

December 24th is a Saturday and Christmas Fuckiing Eve!!!!!! :x :x

:lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

I make it a point to watch Bob Ross every weekend. My PBS station shows Joy of Painting reruns on Saturday at 9am. That's my zen time.

:thumbsup:

[Hugh_Janus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raXanYjTF18

I don't have sound :sad2:

and I sure as shit aint coming here on my phone

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Why not?

Sent from my Galaxy S II using Tapatalk

[DemonGeminiX]

Lance, do you have unlimited data on your phone plan?

:-k

[Hugh_Janus]

cos its in the kitchen.... and I'm not :slap:

Not sent from my phone using Tapatalk

[Muddy]

Mush if you say you have an iphone I'm gonna be devastated... :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Lance, do you have unlimited data on your phone plan?

:-k

Yessir

[DemonGeminiX]

Yessir

:lol:

I was gonna say... if you didn't look for a surprise on your next bill.

[Hal-9000]

I make it a point to watch Bob Ross every weekend. My PBS station shows Joy of Painting reruns on Saturday at 9am. That's my zen time.

:thumbsup:

My zen time is watching reruns of Ren & Stimpy while lounging in my underwear and doing a few hits of meth :thumbsup:

[Muddy]

Do you smoke Meth, Hal?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

I was gonna say... if you didn't look for a surprise on your next bill.

Why? Accessing the forum doesn't use that much data...I just looked, I've only used 191 mb of data so far this month

[Hal-9000]

Do you smoke Meth, Hal?



You talkin to me? :-s

no sir, I haven't tried that particular drug.And it's a short list for drugs I haven't tried :lol:

[Muddy]

My zen time is watching reruns of Ren & Stimpy while lounging in my underwear and doing a few hits of meth :thumbsup:


You talkin to me? :-s



nuff said... :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I was gapping there for a moment :oops:

a-holes here trying to interrupt my posting with work

[Hal-9000]

*sings*

I'm jus sittin here under the bridge
ain't got no couch, tv or fridge
think I'll fire up another blast
have to roll someone cuz this shit won't last

and I'm.....freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! :face:

[Hal-9000]

You make me hard when I'm all soft inside
I see the truth when I'm all stupid-eyed
the arrow goes straight through my heart
without you, everything just falls apart..


:face:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

One more day :dance2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And I got paid today :cheers:

[Jezter]

One more day :dance2:

Dahz rite! One moar day and I'll be flyyyyying!

[Hal-9000]

hal's gettin a nice Christmas present :cheers:



*sounds of much rejoicing throughout the land*

[Hal-9000]

Dahz rite! One moar day and I'll be flyyyyying!

*sings*

Leavin...on a jet plane
don't know when I'll be back again

[Teh One Who Knocks]

hal's gettin a nice Christmas present :cheers:



*sounds of much rejoicing throughout the land*

:-s


Dahz rite! One moar day and I'll be flyyyyying!

Hugs, not drugs :nono:

[Jezter]

*sings*

Leavin...on a jet plane
don't know when I'll be back again
Except for I know when I'll be back again.

:-s



Hugs, not drugs :nono:
I no liek drugs, hugs I liek.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

*sings*

Leavin...on a jet plane
don't know when I'll be back again

Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone

[Hal-9000]

:sad2: I thought the agreement was that if I roughed up your boss a little, you got paid as a result, that you would get me something nice for Xmas

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:sad2: I thought the agreement was that if I roughed up your boss a little, you got paid as a result, that you would get me something nice for Xmas

And just when did you rough him up....seeing as how you pointed out it's an 18 hour one way trip :-s

[Jezter]

:sad2: I thought the agreement was that if I roughed up your boss a little, you got paid as a result, that you would get me something nice for Xmas

I'll get you a bag full of Chocolate Starfish. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

And just when did you rough him up....seeing as how you pointed out it's an 18 hour one way trip :-s

I NEVER SLEEP :face:

[Hal-9000]

I'll get you a bag full of Chocolate Starfish. :lol:

mmmmmmm chocolatey goodness :lol:

[Jezter]

mmmmmmm chocolatey goodness :lol:

A real taste of Scandinavia. With a hint of dingle...eerrr...blueberry.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'll get you a bag full of Chocolate Starfish. :lol:

http://i.imgur.com/z8gkR.jpg

:-k

[Hal-9000]

Jez and I are going into the candy making business...me as the marketing director and him as the prototype :lol:

[Jezter]

Jez and I are going into the candy making business...me as the marketing director and him as the prototype :lol:

We gon' make it raaaaain, bishnaazeess!

[Hal-9000]

:shock:

we could add a health food angle....put some fiber in them and direct it at the 30-60 yr old market.

Not only are Chocolate Starfish yummy, they help you poop well too :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Hal-9000]

wanna try one?

Jez is in the back making some right now :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

wanna try one?

Jez is in the back making some right now :lol:

:nutkick:

[Hal-9000]

:x

Don't make me fire up the Grand Amborghini and come down there and talk to you in person!

I could be there by ....noon tomorrow

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tapfoot:

[Hal-9000]

*fires up Grand Amborghini*

*fires up meth pipe*


Order some pizza bitch....Imma comin!!!! :x :x


(no green peppers please, they upset my tummy)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:bored:

[Hal-9000]

Do you have a warm blanky and a hypo allergenic pillow I can use Lance?

Before I kick your ass I'll probably need a little nap :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:waiting:

[Hal-9000]

noon tomorrow pal :x


put it in your day timer....


(can you take me to White Castle for some of them lil burgers? :face:)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn:

[Hal-9000]

:doh:

Oh crap, I can't come and kick your ass tomorrow....I have a Christmas luncheon to attend.
How's Saturday for you?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

All bark, no bite :hand:

[Hal-9000]

:sad2:

If you'd clear your Satruday schedule I could come down and kick your ass, we could grab a bite to eat and post together :)


but noooooooo! You won't meet me halfway

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Colorado is closed for the Christmas weekend :hand:

[Hal-9000]

I get somebody to mule me in up their ass! :x


(I don't have a passport)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:fail:

[Hal-9000]

It's probably for the best :|

I may have stopped in a fast food place on the way and would have probably been killed for taking the last hot McNuggets or something :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

[Hal-9000]

USA - the only place where the mortality rate rises when McDonalds runs out of McRibs :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

We all know McRibs are a limited time thing :hand:

[Hal-9000]

Don't make me cull the 37 stories featuring crazy Americans losing it at fast food places because of things like no napkins and cold french fries :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Cold fries? :x



:machinegun:

[Hal-9000]

I forgot...those are your people :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/TmZdK.jpg

[Hal-9000]

on that note...I have to go hurt someone :lol:


see ya

[Hugh_Janus]

I'm tired

[Hugh_Janus]

and that pic doesn't resemble me in any way shape or form.... except the beard.... sometimes [-(

[Hugh_Janus]

gah.... its going to take some getting used to

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Change it you numpty :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

no chance.... 95% of the avs I had in AS were given to me by power abusing mods, so I aint gunna start choosing my own now :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Then quit bitching :slap:

[RBP]

I am going to walmart despite my tiredness

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Are you insane? :shock:

[DemonGeminiX]

I am going to walmart despite my tiredness

Don't forget the helmet and pads.


Are you insane? :shock:

I braved Walmart yesterday. It was 'an experience', to say the least.

:lol:

[RBP]

Are you insane? :shock:

Mom wants a microwave for my niece :shrug:


Don't forget the helmet and pads.

Did you just call me retard? :-s

[DemonGeminiX]

Did you just call me retard? :-s

:lol:

No, I'm saying you're gonna have to dodge insane people left and right like Matt Forte running up the middle.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I braved Walmart yesterday. It was 'an experience', to say the least.

:lol:

There are people eveywhere...even stopping at grocery store after work today was a nightmare :|


Mom wants a microwave for my niece :shrug:

Go tomorrow, in the morning, while there are still some people at work

[RBP]

:lol:

No, I'm saying you're gonna have to dodge insane people left and right like Matt Forte running up the middle.

Oh :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

Then quit bitching :slap:
I like bitcching :slap:

I am going to walmart despite my tiredness

*waits for RBP to appear on people of wallmart*

:waiting:

[RBP]

:lol: bastard :P

[DemonGeminiX]

The Hobbit's trailer is out.

:D

[DemonGeminiX]

Home Depot's online customer service representatives are douchebags.

:|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Home Depot's everybody's online customer service representatives are douchebags.

:|

FTFY :thumbsup:

[DemonGeminiX]

It's a wonder how anybody keeps their customer base.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I know, it's depressing :|

[RBP]

Walmart was surprisingly not busy

[RBP]

I need a couple new sigs

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Someday this migraine will go away :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Have you ever been to the point where you can wander around the grocery store a few times and absolutely nothing looks good? :|

[RBP]

Have you ever been to the point where you can wander around the grocery store a few times and absolutely nothing looks good? :|

Yes, that's frustrating

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yes, that's frustrating

Extremely....that's how it was at the store after work yesterday :wha:

[Muddy]

You need to go to 'Whole Foods Grocery' Lance..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So I can pay 3 times as much for the same exact thing as the grocery store? No thanks :hand:

[Muddy]

Whatever dude.. Im trying to turn you on to something nice here... It's not the exact same thing... They have an awesome prepared foods section that is about 25% of the store...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sorry, didn't mean to hurt your feelings :rolleyes:

Thanks for the suggestion MG, but I don't really care for the Whole Foods market and their prices compared to the regular grocery store, but thank you anyway :)

[Muddy]

:)

[Muddy]

Costco has some killer mesquite chicken wings also...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I used to have a Sam's Club membership, but I let it expire...I don't go often enough to make it worth it. Plus I don't feel like going there to buy a few things and have to wait in line behind the people stocking up for the apocalypse. The Sam's Club near me has about 30 registers in it but all the times I've been there I have never seen more than 2 open at any time, even though there are 10 bazillion people with overflowing carts in line.

[Muddy]

Yeah being stuck in line behind someone with $2000 worth of shit while you are trying to buy 1 $25 ham can be annoying... :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The Super Target by me is the same way...there are 22 registers there, but there are never more than 3 or 4 open at the same time :wha:

Why put in all those registers if they aren't ever gonna use them :shakehead:

[Muddy]

I've always had good luck with Target... It may be a difference in management..

[Godfather]

Someone make today Friday... it's quiet time movies backwards this week :lol:

And even if we do get business, God help us if we need approval from one of the companies... I called 5 underwriters in a row yesterday. All on vacation :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's Friday for me :cheers:


:friday:

[Godfather]

You bugger :x

Think the boss wants me in on Saturday too... might as well be Wednesday. For a Catholic guy with a young family, he sure is a Grinch :lol:

[Godfather]

But I am downloading Fliers/Rangers 24/7 Episode 2 so there's something to look forward to :mrgreen:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You bugger :x

Think the boss wants me in on Saturday too... might as well be Wednesday. For a Catholic guy with a young family, he sure is a Grinch :lol:

4 day weekend 8-)


But I am downloading Fliers/Rangers 24/7 Episode 2 so there's something to look forward to :mrgreen:

*phones the NHL*

[Hal-9000]

The Super Target by me is the same way...there are 22 registers there, but there are never more than 3 or 4 open at the same time :wha:

Why put in all those registers if they aren't ever gonna use them :shakehead:

I hit the local Walmart the other night, just needed some gift cards to finish up shopping.It's 24 hours so I get there at 12:30am, head over to the customer service counter and there's 5 people working behind the counter, no other customers.

They're all looking at this shopping cart full of stuff they have behind the counter and I'm invisible :lol: I had to say excuse me? twice and then get a little pissy with my tone to get someone to help :doh:

[Hal-9000]

well today is KFC Christmas lunch day :)

one of the brown guys brought in this really cool mini-Christmas tree set up with lights :lol: He doesn't even set up a regulation size tree at home

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I hit the local Walmart the other night, just needed some gift cards to finish up shopping.It's 24 hours so I get there at 12:30am, head over to the customer service counter and there's 5 people working behind the counter, no other customers.

They're all looking at this shopping cart full of stuff they have behind the counter and I'm invisible :lol: I had to say excuse me? twice and then get a little pissy with my tone to get someone to help :doh:

I love how they always try and make it feel like you are putting them out by making them do their job :lol:


well today is KFC Christmas lunch day :)

one of the brown guys brought in this really cool mini-Christmas tree set up with lights :lol: He doesn't even set up a regulation size tree at home

KFC :yumyum:

[Hal-9000]

12:30 at night on a Sunday ffs....I do feel for those Walmart workers though...

they all have the 1000 yard stare like war veterans from a bad conflict :lol:

[Hal-9000]

so I'm writing a pilot for a TV show...

It will be a buddy cop drama called Thunderbird & Meth.One guy has a drinking problem and the other has a lil problem with drugs.Their captain will be from Australia and everyone will call him Captain Kangaroo.Each week will feature various crimes along with their struggles at 12 step meetings....should be good

[Teh One Who Knocks]

so I'm writing a pilot for a TV show...

It will be a buddy cop drama called Thunderbird & Meth.One guy has a drinking problem and the other has a lil problem with drugs.Their captain will be from Australia and everyone will call him Captain Kangaroo.Each week will feature various crimes along with their struggles at 12 step meetings....should be good

:-k

[Hal-9000]

I'm little bored right now :oops:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What happened to the vampire flick? :confused:

[Hugh_Janus]

I'm gonna rape some motherfucker from microsoft now :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Today is flying by :shock:

[Muddy]

3 more hours of pleasure....

[Teh One Who Knocks]

1 hour and 43 minutes :dance2:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I started vacation today. Yet been working all morning :mad:

[Muddy]

Im going to take off Tommorow and Mon., Tues...

[PorkChopSandwiches]

We have a boat parade in my town tonight (but no water) these people just drive their trucks around with their boats attached through the streets :lol:

[Muddy]

That's odd... But who am I to judge?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I started vacation today. Yet been working all morning :mad:

I got paid for my unused vacation yesterday


Im going to take off Tommorow and Mon., Tues...

I'll work Tues, wed, Thurs next week


We have a boat parade in my town tonight (but no water) these people just drive their trucks around with their boats attached through the streets :lol:

:facepalm:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Its the weirdest thing. But the kids love it :lol:

[Muddy]

Its the weirdest thing. But the kids love it :lol:

You need to put on some 12 volt lights and turn them into party boats...

[PorkChopSandwiches]

They have them all decorated with lights and stuff

[Hugh_Janus]

I'm working on my own tomorrow.... and people are expecting their cars back.... dream on, sukkaz :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Okay here are some pics of our little Orphans Christmas Lunch :face:

KFC, a Dairy Queen Ice Cream cake and some nice cupcakes..it was quite good.




Our lovely ghetto place setting

http://i42.tinypic.com/29pp64l.jpg




A nice pic of my lovely Filipino lesbian co-worker, Yoku

http://i39.tinypic.com/oi59aw.jpg

[Hal-9000]

The whole group with me scaring the new brown guy, Anil

http://i42.tinypic.com/scg9kn.jpg











and yours truly making a comment about curried cake and trying to cut a &^%$##!@ frozen ice cream cake :oops:

http://i43.tinypic.com/if5v69.jpg

[Hal-9000]

:doh:

just about forgot the ghey, deaf guy

http://i43.tinypic.com/2pt3w2g.jpg

[Muddy]

Thanks for the share Hal... It's exactly as I pictured it... :lol:

[Hal-9000]

we work in a shithole :lol:


good folks tho

[Muddy]

Looks like the Island of Misfit toys... :lol:

[Hal-9000]

we're eating in front of the order picker's bench...right beside where we service the forklift battery electrolytes :doh:

[Muddy]

It's like the last supper.

[Hugh_Janus]

we're eating in front of the order picker's bench...right beside where we service the forklift battery electrolytes :doh:

the H&S guy we have would have a shit fit :lol: he went mental on me because I was eating a sarnie in the workshop

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Why are you wearing black face....seems a bit disrespectful

[Hal-9000]

It's like the last supper.


the H&S guy we have would have a shit fit :lol: he went mental on me because I was eating a sarnie in the workshop

This place was built on the cheap...we have no lunchroom, no windows, no nothing.

Lease runs out next year so the plan is to integrate us with 3 other locations....head office, sales, CSR's, production areas (presses etc) That will be a nightmare.


so ya, it is a bit like the last supper.Our supervisor is retiring in 3 months and this place is on it's last legs.

[Hal-9000]

Why are you wearing black face....seems a bit disrespectful

Interpol and facial recognition software brother....those murders are still unsolved

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

none of these guys are on forums but they all watch me daily post here.....and they're all good with me posting their pics :rofl:


they have no idea how easy it is to become the next internet meme

[Hal-9000]

fook me that cake cutting pic sure shows off me in all my 216 pound glory :oops: :oops:

Niraj , the guy beside me in the pic is a fat fuck and he looks small compared to me :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nice pix Hal, looks like a fun time :tup:

[Hal-9000]

The company forgets about us off-site people so we just do our own thing for birthdays and Christmas.I never usually eat with these guys, we all have staggered shifts so it was nice to sit down and break bread with the group (I'm the minority is this group and I love it :lol:)

[Pony]

Why are you wearing black face....seems a bit disrespectful

Should have just shopped his Av over his face. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I did that for one set of pics :lol:

[Hal-9000]

no matter what is posted here...nothing outranks the Muddy/Lance tossing picture :rofl:

[Hugh_Janus]

I've been on here since about 7pm.... its now 11.... and I'm busting for a shit

[Hal-9000]

:lol:

I heard an Irish guy say - I'm going to murder a shite


:lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

I woke the same as any other day, except a voice was in my head.
It said seize the day, pull the trigger, drop the blade, and watch the rolling heads.

[DemonGeminiX]

And I don't like what you got me hanging from.

[DemonGeminiX]

I've givin' everything I need
I'd give you everything I own
I'd give in if it could at least be ours alone
I've given everything I could to blow it to hell and gone

[RBP]

study break :meh:

all people of color are victims of the oppressive white majority according to my textbook. :|

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

I thought we were the minority now?

[RBP]

:-s

I thought we were the minority now?

They'll keep counting them separately to preserve white majority oppression

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

White people better start popping out more kids. If we're gonna be accused of being the oppressive majority...

[RBP]

:-s

White people better start popping out more kids. If we're gonna be accused of being the oppressive majority...

Accused? Oh no, it's presented an accepted fact.

[DemonGeminiX]

Accused? Oh no, it's presented an accepted fact.

That's funny. My cousin just quit her job in Philly because of racial discrimination. Apparently, all the black people she worked with were being mean to her because she was white. There were more black people than white people working where she worked.

[RBP]

That's funny. My cousin just quit her job in Philly because of racial discrimination. Apparently, all the black people she worked with were being mean to her because she was white. There were more black people than white people working where she worked.

Black people can't be oppressive because while they may have racist attitude and feelings, they lack the power to oppress on a wide scale.

[DemonGeminiX]

Black people can't be oppressive because while they may have racist attitude and feelings, they lack the power to oppress on a wide scale.

:-s

Is that you or the book?

[RBP]

oh please :lol:

the book ffs

[DemonGeminiX]

:lol:

Do you seriously have to digest this crap to get your degree?

:-k

[RBP]

I have to write about it too! I've been the only one in class disagreeing with the textbook, it's pretty funny so far actually.

[DemonGeminiX]

Are you the guy that calls out "Bullshit!" everytime the professor makes a point?

:lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

I have to write about it too! I've been the only one in class disagreeing with the textbook, it's pretty funny so far actually.

"Why the author of this book is full of shit", by RBP.

:tup:

[RBP]

Yeah it's a bit over the top.

[DemonGeminiX]

Are you the guy that calls out "Bullshit!" everytime the professor makes a point?

:lol:

I'm sorry, but I had one of those guys in one of my classes in college and when you said you're the only one disagreeing, it just took me back. The kid disagreed with every point the professor made. The kid didn't have a clue. Mind you, this was a math class, so there wasn't a whole lot of room for argument. I mean opinions just don't matter when it comes to math. You're either right or you're wrong. Anyway, by midterms, I was openly yelling at the guy to shut the fuck up in the middle of the class because he got on my nerves so bad. My professor thought it was hilarious.

[RBP]

I'm sorry, but I had one of those guys in one of my classes in college and when you said you're the only one disagreeing, it just took me back. The kid disagreed with every point the professor made. The kid didn't have a clue. Mind you, this was a math class, so there wasn't a whole lot of room for argument. I mean opinions just don't matter when it comes to math. You're either right or you're wrong. Anyway, by midterms, I was openly yelling at the guy to shut the fuck up in the middle of the class because he got on my nerves so bad. My professor thought it was hilarious.

:lol: No, I am totally professional about it, but it's clear where my mind is on the matter.

[RBP]

I was just reminded by a friend that it's not the women who are oppressive. Just us white males. :|

[DemonGeminiX]

:lol: No, I am totally professional about it, but it's clear where my mind is on the matter.

:lol:

Trust me, I don't blame you over the "facts" you posted here. If it's all "blame whitey" all over the place in the book and the class, I'd be all :wtf: too.

[RBP]

I should post quotes from the textbook :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Have at it, man. I need a good laugh.

:lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

I was just reminded by a friend that it's not the women who are oppressive. Just us white males. :|

Counterexample: marriage.

[JoeyB]

I like vagina, and would enjoy oppressing a few women.

[RBP]

The psychological costs of racism on people of color are immense. Constantly bombarded on all sides by reminders that Whites and their way of life are superior and that their lifestyles are inferior, many minorities begin to wonder if they themselves are somehow inadequate.

[DemonGeminiX]

The psychological costs of racism on people of color are immense. Constantly bombarded on all sides by reminders that Whites and their way of life are superior and that their lifestyles are inferior, many minorities begin to wonder if they themselves are somehow inadequate.

:-s

So their lifestyles are a result of racism?

[RBP]

:-s

So their lifestyles are a result of racism?

well duh you oppressive white devil!!

[DemonGeminiX]

I'm sorry. I was looking at black professional athletes. How silly of me. Continue.

[RBP]

Because any institution in society is shaped by social and cultural forces, it is reasonable to assume that racist notions have been incorporated into the mental health systems.

:-s

[JoeyB]

The psychological costs of racism on people of color are immense. Constantly bombarded on all sides by reminders that Whites and their way of life are superior and that their lifestyles are inferior, many minorities begin to wonder if they themselves are somehow inadequate.

Well duh...they should feel that way because their lifestyles are inadequate.


I'm sorry. I was looking at black professional athletes.

Well next time masturbate to porn like a normal guy.

[RBP]

Well duh...they should feel that way because their lifestyles are inadequate.


Seriously, I would think you'd be in agreement with all this racist babble, Mr Joey.

[DemonGeminiX]

Because any institution in society is shaped by social and cultural forces, it is reasonable to assume that racist notions have been incorporated into the mental health systems.

:-s


Are these points presented as is, or do they have any specific examples supporting them?

:-k

[JoeyB]

Because any institution in society is shaped by social and cultural forces, it is reasonable to assume that racist notions have been incorporated into the mental health systems.

:-s

Because any extrusion in the toilet bowl is shaped by intestinal and rectal forces, it is reasonable to assume that lots of shit has been incorporated into this fucking textbook.

[RBP]

Just presented as facts :shrug:

[RBP]

Because any extrusion in the toilet bowl is shaped by intestinal and rectal forces, it is reasonable to assume that lots of shit has been incorporated into this fucking textbook.

:lol: Go Joey... see, you have some conservative views!

[RBP]

brb smoke break

[DemonGeminiX]

Try not to oppress any people of color while you're away, whitey.

[-(

[JoeyB]

Seriously, I would think you'd be in agreement with all this racist babble, Mr Joey.

Do you ever actually read anything I write?

[RBP]

Try not to oppress any people of color while you're away, whitey.

[-(

:lol: I am sure cigarettes are a means of oppression somehow.

[RBP]

Do you ever actually read anything I write?

Sometimes, but sometimes it's too many words. :lol:

[JoeyB]

:lol: Go Joey... see, you have some conservative views!

I do, and a lot of liberal ones, and a lot of radical ideas. I'm a fucking seething cauldron of contradictory forces. I am dichotomy personified. But nobody ever notices, so I just sit here in front of the computer masturbating to porn and plotting my revenge.

[RBP]

The "playing it cool" and "Uncle Tom" responses of many minorities... have been acquired through generations of experience with hostile and invalidating society.

[RBP]

I do, and a lot of liberal ones, and a lot of radical ideas. I'm a fucking seething cauldron of contradictory forces. I am dichotomy personified. But nobody ever notices, so I just sit here in front of the computer masturbating to porn and plotting my revenge.

You're fascinating case study. :)

[JoeyB]

The "playing it cool" and "Uncle Tom" responses of many minorities... have been acquired through generations of experience with hostile and invalidating society.

I play it cool around people of color. It goes both ways.

[RBP]

I play it cool around people of color. It goes both ways.

Not according to the text... you're white. :hand:

[JoeyB]

Not according to the text... you're white. :hand:

Actually, I am more Native American than any other ethnicity. Sure, as an ethnic amalgam I am more 'white', but only if you combine all the various countries I represent into one white cluster, like sperm in a cup you let a Japanese girl drink from.

So, speaking as a Native American, I'd like to tell you never to disagree with me again, I find your oppression oppressively oppressive.

[RBP]

Actually, I am more Native American than any other ethnicity. Sure, as an ethnic amalgam I am more 'white', but only if you combine all the various countries I represent into one white cluster, like sperm in a cup you let a Japanese girl drink from.

So, speaking as a Native American, I'd like to tell you never to disagree with me again, I find your oppression oppressively oppressive.

Sorry kemosabe. :(

[JoeyB]

Sorry kemosabe. :(

Don't make me drop 'the chop' on your ass.

[RBP]

Don't make me drop 'the chop' on your ass.

Go ahead... I deserve it, I renounce my oppressive ways!!!

[JoeyB]

Go ahead... I deserve it, I renounce my oppressive ways!!!

I should come and set your class straight. Or I would that is, if it wasn't an online course.

[RBP]

I should come and set your class straight. Or I would that is, if it wasn't an online course.

I am trying but no one is engaging my white guilt.

[Godfather]

Damn, boss got all happy and Christmassy today and told me not to come in the next 5 days :lol: Awesome

[redred]

wonder if anyone will noticed if i killed off my in-laws they've taken over my house

[Hal-9000]

I love this time of year :)

It's heartwarming when a person gets to hear those three magical little words...


I'll rim you

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Do I wanna go to the pub this afternoon? :-k

[Hal-9000]

I have one hour of 'work' left...I may go home and go back to bed :lol:

[Hal-9000]

and I have over 23000 posts! :shock:

now I can speak 6 languages fluently

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have one hour of 'work' left...I may go home and go back to bed :lol:

:facepalm:


and I have over 23000 posts! :shock:

now I can speak 6 languages fluently

:shifty:

[Richard Cranium]

I gotta poop

[Hal-9000]

I feel grogggggy.....but I don't need to poop :face:

[Hal-9000]

soooooo sleeeeepy

[Teh One Who Knocks]

soooooo sleeeeepy

:snapout:

[Godfather]

Gave bottles of wine to both bosses, present to future father and mother in law, even tipped the lady who makes my coffee :lol:

My ass kissing is done for the year right...

[Hal-9000]

I think I got a bad piece of macaroni salad yesterday

[redred]

nicole kidman has her ginger bits out on the tele :dance2:

[JoeyB]

nicole kidman has her ginger bits out on the tele :dance2:

Billy Bathgate? Dead Calm?

[redred]

eyes wide shut

[redred]

i must remember to drink the cider in front of me

[redred]

forums that aren't 24 hours aren't as fun :meh:

[redred]

one more can for the night then bed

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I am so drunk

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

And I am still at the pub

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