View Full Version : Post what you are thinking at this very moment
redred
12-24-2011, 01:18 AM
taptalk ftw:dance:
redred
12-24-2011, 01:27 AM
and you can mod stuff:lol:
PorkChopSandwiches
12-24-2011, 02:35 AM
Fuggin lushes
deebakes
12-24-2011, 02:48 AM
I love this time of year :)
It's heartwarming when a person gets to hear those three magical little words...
I'll rim you
http://i.imgur.com/WwoQ4.gif
PorkChopSandwiches
12-24-2011, 02:56 AM
I'll have what he's having
I'll have what he's having
:-s
You want to lick a baboons ass?
DemonGeminiX
12-24-2011, 03:04 AM
How to be the lone dissenter without anyone jumping down my throat?
:-k
deebakes
12-24-2011, 03:05 AM
:wtf:
Teh One Who Knocks
12-24-2011, 03:16 AM
How to be the lone dissenter without anyone jumping down my throat?
:-k
:-k
Teh One Who Knocks
12-24-2011, 01:12 PM
I'm feeling worse the longer I'm awake :|
Uh-oh, you've got a creeper.
Teh One Who Knocks
12-24-2011, 04:23 PM
Uh-oh, you've got a creeper.
I've eaten since then...not sure if it helped or made it worse :|
Muddy
12-24-2011, 04:37 PM
I stayed up too late and drank too much as well.. I just made some fried potatoes in the skillet though.. That helps.
Richard Cranium
12-24-2011, 05:04 PM
I gotta poop
This has not changed,
I have the tea (dinner) cooking nicely and now I'm bored. :bored:
JoeyB
12-24-2011, 09:41 PM
How to be the lone dissenter without anyone jumping down my throat?
:-k
You can't. It's what you have to face going in.
Woohoo merry Christmas it's 12.02am here :cheerlead:
DemonGeminiX
12-25-2011, 01:06 AM
Merry Christmas, Minz.
The bayberry's lit.
Shady
12-26-2011, 08:08 AM
These skills and personality assessments for jobs are fucking ridiculous.
Leefro
12-26-2011, 11:33 AM
I feel better now I have my intake of drugs
I can't believe how mild it is, I've not had the heating on for 2 days. :huh:
Leefro
12-26-2011, 07:51 PM
Boing Boing
Hugh_Janus
12-27-2011, 08:40 AM
my dose is all bunged up
and the last couple of days, my farts have been minging :lol:
Teh One Who Knocks
12-27-2011, 11:35 AM
I wonder if I can take Friday off again this week :-k
Leefro
12-27-2011, 12:00 PM
Back to work at 4am Wednesday
Teh One Who Knocks
12-27-2011, 12:01 PM
I'm trying to turn this into a 3 day work week :shifty:
Muddy
12-27-2011, 12:24 PM
Im going to take Friday and Monday off...
Teh One Who Knocks
12-27-2011, 12:28 PM
I already have Monday off, I'd just like to make another 4 day weekend...no long holiday weekends for me until Memorial Day after this one :wha:
Muddy
12-27-2011, 12:30 PM
I shoulda took this whole week off.. What was I thinking?
Teh One Who Knocks
12-27-2011, 12:32 PM
I wish I could have, but it should be slow, so hopefully it won't be too bad
Teh One Who Knocks
12-27-2011, 12:44 PM
*mumbles incoherently*
:empathy:
Teh One Who Knocks
12-27-2011, 05:57 PM
Blah, I wanna go home :wha:
Godfather
12-27-2011, 06:46 PM
I just got outa bed :P
Teh One Who Knocks
12-27-2011, 06:56 PM
Get a job hippie :x
Hal-9000
12-27-2011, 08:46 PM
I had a 2.5 day work week lined up...we have half the building away on holiday so it was going to be rough with only two of us manning the helm....a close family member passed away yesterday so now I have a funeral to attend and will be leaving one guy alone at work....it's shitty in all respects :|
Teh One Who Knocks
12-27-2011, 10:18 PM
Damn, that sucks bud....my condolences on your loss :(
Godfather
12-28-2011, 03:21 AM
I had a 2.5 day work week lined up...we have half the building away on holiday so it was going to be rough with only two of us manning the helm....a close family member passed away yesterday so now I have a funeral to attend and will be leaving one guy alone at work....it's shitty in all respects :|
Wow, sorry for you loss man. That's awful.
I had a 2.5 day work week lined up...we have half the building away on holiday so it was going to be rough with only two of us manning the helm....a close family member passed away yesterday so now I have a funeral to attend and will be leaving one guy alone at work....it's shitty in all respects :|
sorry to hear Hal :hug:
I had a 2.5 day work week lined up...we have half the building away on holiday so it was going to be rough with only two of us manning the helm....a close family member passed away yesterday so now I have a funeral to attend and will be leaving one guy alone at work....it's shitty in all respects :|
Sorry for your loss Hal. :(
DemonGeminiX
12-28-2011, 05:38 AM
I had a 2.5 day work week lined up...we have half the building away on holiday so it was going to be rough with only two of us manning the helm....a close family member passed away yesterday so now I have a funeral to attend and will be leaving one guy alone at work....it's shitty in all respects :|
My condolences, bro.
I suck balls at poker apparently :|
Teh One Who Knocks
12-28-2011, 11:30 AM
Bleh :|
Teh One Who Knocks
12-28-2011, 02:26 PM
Man I have a horrible headache today :wha:
Leefro
12-28-2011, 11:20 PM
The average zombie life span is 3-5 years
JoeyB
12-28-2011, 11:47 PM
I suck balls at poker apparently :|
Well that's your problem, proper poker involves very little ball sucking.
The average zombie life span is 3-5 years
Not if you keep them indoors and away from people armed with sharp objects.
Leefro
12-28-2011, 11:54 PM
Well that's your problem, proper poker involves very little ball sucking.
Not if you keep them indoors and away from people armed with sharp objects.
Wrong
They rot ;)
Teh One Who Knocks
12-29-2011, 12:22 AM
It's like thunder and lightning
The way you love me is frightening
You better knock, knock on wood, baby
:banana:
Hal-9000
12-29-2011, 12:25 AM
My condolences, bro.
thanks, I hate putting in this light but he was only an uncle (sorry Uncle John). He was in a home and on morphine for the past couple of weeks....my cousin and my auntie will be alone but at least the deathwatch is over :|
Hal-9000
12-29-2011, 12:26 AM
It's like thunder and lightning
The way you love me is frightening
You better knock, knock on wood, baby
:banana:
damn...I remember that song :lol:
Southern Belle
12-29-2011, 12:43 AM
It's like thunder and lightning
The way you love me is frightening
You better knock, knock on wood, baby
:banana:
Can't remember exactly who did that but it was in the heyday of Motown.
deebakes
12-29-2011, 12:48 AM
thanks, I hate putting in this light but he was only an uncle (sorry Uncle John). He was in a home and on morphine for the past couple of weeks....my cousin and my auntie will be alone but at least the deathwatch is over :|
sorry to hear about the loss irrespective of the circumstances leading up to the end... wishing you all the best homey :hug:
OMFG this TV is awesome :cheerlead: been playing PS3 games in 3D :cheerlead: I love my new toy but it's becoming a little too addictive. :lol: :mrgreen:
deebakes
12-29-2011, 12:58 AM
i had that problem too until i broke my fleshlight :oops:
Hal-9000
12-29-2011, 01:53 AM
Lonely is the night when you find yourself alone...
Your demons come to light and your mind is not your own
Lonely is the night when there's no one left to call...
You feel the time is right...say the writing's on the wall
Southern Belle
12-29-2011, 01:57 AM
Billy Squier (sp?)
Hal-9000
12-29-2011, 02:00 AM
Billy Squier (sp?)
Yes ma'am :thumbsup: and I'd like to dedicate this song to Sam and Dean...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J28Xqub6rI
Teh One Who Knocks
12-29-2011, 02:04 AM
Can't remember exactly who did that but it was in the heyday of Motown.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ztZ7WFo3nw
:banana:
Hal-9000
12-29-2011, 02:08 AM
That song is from the 60's and some Motown dudes did it as well as Amy...erm...Amii :thumbsup:
Southern Belle
12-29-2011, 02:11 AM
That song is from the 60's and some Motown dudes did it as well as Amy...erm...Amii :thumbsup:
Yeah, I was referring to the original. I guess somebody has covered it now.
Teh One Who Knocks
12-29-2011, 02:13 AM
Yeah, I was referring to the original. I guess somebody has covered it now.
Now? :lol:
The Amii Stewart version is from 1979...and she took it to #1 ;)
Southern Belle
12-29-2011, 02:17 AM
:lol: I had no idea. Guess I missed that cover. So, I was referring to the original that was in the late 60s, early 70s.
It was a big hit and a good song. Still can't think of the original artist but it was along the time of Wilson Pickett, Jr Walker and the Allstars. I can remember hearing it on the radio. Good times.
redred
12-29-2011, 10:00 AM
looking like my new years plans are going to be shite ,had a couple of people drop out a party ain't really a party with 2 other people :sad2:
Teh One Who Knocks
12-29-2011, 11:59 AM
looking like my new years plans are going to be shite ,had a couple of people drop out a party ain't really a party with 2 other people :sad2:
:empathy:
redred
12-29-2011, 12:17 PM
looks like a night in with the tv and cider
Muddy
12-29-2011, 07:00 PM
Slow up in this jaint today.. Get to postin' people!! :lol:
Hal-9000
12-29-2011, 07:11 PM
I'm busier than SHITE this week...wtf is wrong with our company???? :x
PorkChopSandwiches
12-29-2011, 07:12 PM
Im working hard on vacation.
Muddy
12-29-2011, 07:13 PM
Fuck that shit, man... I'm bored and I like it...
Hal-9000
12-29-2011, 07:14 PM
I'll be bored starting tomorrow at lunchtime :dance:
I can't work out why the picture on the TV breaks up when I try to load a page on the laptop... :-k
Hal-9000
12-29-2011, 09:10 PM
I can't work out why the picture on the TV breaks up when I try to load a page on the laptop... :-k
Using your new big ass TV as a monitor for your laptop?
Probably the screen resolution isn't set correctly..
eg laptop could be 1440 x 900 and TV is 1368 x 768?
Goofy
12-29-2011, 09:26 PM
That song is from the 60's and some Motown dudes did it as well as Amy...erm...Amii :thumbsup:
Yeah, I was referring to the original. I guess somebody has covered it now.
Eddie Floyd :tup: I used to sing it in the band :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu023iV_atg
Hal-9000
12-29-2011, 09:30 PM
I thought you played drums and Daltrey handled the singing? :confused:
Using your new big ass TV as a monitor for your laptop?
Probably the screen resolution isn't set correctly..
eg laptop could be 1440 x 900 and TV is 1368 x 768?
No the TV is just on in the back ground, it's not connected to the laptop but for some reason the internet signal is interfering with the TV signal and I don't understand why. :huh:
DemonGeminiX
12-29-2011, 10:47 PM
Spork!
:D
Hal-9000
12-29-2011, 10:57 PM
No the TV is just on in the back ground, it's not connected to the laptop but for some reason the internet signal is interfering with the TV signal and I don't understand why. :huh:
Well you need to think it out....the laptop uses a wireless signal? Does your TV use a satellite signal or is at a hard line from the wall?
Either way your net signal is interfering with your TV converter reception.Solution - Move away from the TV? :lol:
Well you need to think it out....the laptop uses a wireless signal? Does your TV use a satellite signal or is at a hard line from the wall?
Either way your net signal is interfering with your TV converter reception.Solution - Move away from the TV? :lol:
It plugs into the wall, but the Ariel is in the loft so it doesn't really matter which room you’re in its still crappy, I'll just have to stay off the net when the munchkin is playing his games on the TV. :(
Cactus
12-30-2011, 01:19 AM
I don't owe to pay for your mistakes.
DemonGeminiX
12-30-2011, 10:21 AM
All of a sudden, I'm disgusted with myself more than I ever have been in the past.
Muddy
12-30-2011, 12:54 PM
All of a sudden, I'm disgusted with myself more than I ever have been in the past.
We all have our bad days...
redred
12-30-2011, 01:06 PM
looks like news years is back on ,but i have to cook for a few people :woot:
redred
12-30-2011, 03:18 PM
wonder how many trucks they broke filming the full guy
Leefro
12-30-2011, 04:38 PM
When the blood dries in my veins and my heart feels no more pain I know I'll be on my way to heavens door
redred
12-30-2011, 04:46 PM
When the blood dries in my veins and my heart feels no more pain I know I'll be on my way to heavens door
them boys have a busy night tomorrow 4 slots on the 31st and 1 on the 1st may try and catch them next year if they come to bristol
Leefro
12-30-2011, 04:52 PM
http://open.spotify.com/track/3kjhE3WPB5E7OOUw8puldM
:tup:
Leefro
12-30-2011, 05:15 PM
I do it for the people, I do it for the love
I do it for the poet, I do it for the thug
This is for victory, and this is for the slaughter
I do it for my mother, I do it for my daughter
Promise I'll always love ya, I love to kiss and hug ya
You and your brother should be lookin out for one another
I'm so blessed, man, y'all the reason I got up
Somebody put his hands on you I'm gettin locked up
DemonGeminiX
12-31-2011, 01:20 AM
Push back the square, now that you need her. But you don't, so there you go.
'Cause back in school, we are the leaders of it all.
Richard Cranium
12-31-2011, 01:33 AM
I gave my love a cherry without a stone
I gave my love a chicken without a bone
DemonGeminiX
12-31-2011, 01:35 AM
*Takes Richard's acoustic guitar and smashes it against the wall*
Sorry.
8-[
Richard Cranium
12-31-2011, 01:43 AM
eggzactly
Godfather
12-31-2011, 03:16 AM
Fucking internet was down when I left home, and it's still out 9 hours later. My ISP claims its a worn out optical cable, but another person near me I have on FB say they were told it was a vandalized line?
Using a shitty rocket stick to access the web now... booh.
golfer
12-31-2011, 07:46 AM
how can my apt be so hot when its so cold outside...
3rd date and 2nd that cost me zero because we went to the casino and I won money. :woot:
She grabbed my junk :oops:
Fucking internet was down when I left home, and it's still out 9 hours later. My ISP claims its a worn out optical cable, but another person near me I have on FB say they were told it was a vandalized line?
Using a shitty rocket stick to access the web now... booh.
wasn't me :shifty:
golfer
12-31-2011, 08:44 AM
3rd date and 2nd that cost me zero because we went to the casino and I won money. :woot:
She grabbed my junk :oops:
did you grab her junk?
congrats to winning at the casino...
Teh One Who Knocks
12-31-2011, 01:10 PM
But where am I goin' and where have I been
My head's in the clouds and my tail's in a spin
Jumpin' out of planes for the thrill of it all
Then I bounce right back and take a piss on the wall
:banana:
redred
12-31-2011, 02:20 PM
3rd date and 2nd that cost me zero because we went to the casino and I won money. :woot:
i had a lucky date like that once the bitch dumped me because she said i wasn't spending any money on her (i was just spending my winnings)
i had a lucky date like that once the bitch dumped me because she said i wasn't spending any money on her (i was just spending my winnings)
:wtf: she doesn't even make sense.
redred
12-31-2011, 03:19 PM
she wasn't worth it ,nice to view but no brain so was glad in the end
3rd date and 2nd that cost me zero because we went to the casino and I won money. :woot:
She grabbed my junk :oops:
:woot:
she wasn't worth it ,nice to view but no brain so was glad in the end
Should have told her that you put the winnings in the bank and took out different money to spend on her. :huh:
Cactus
12-31-2011, 09:50 PM
on a weird rap kick this week. Busta Rhymes got me groovin
Hal-9000
01-01-2012, 01:16 AM
I got a pm from Lance last night, written in Mandarin...must find an online translator :-k
Teh One Who Knocks
01-01-2012, 01:19 AM
What a waste of a day :|
Stupid alcohol :x
Teh One Who Knocks
01-01-2012, 01:19 AM
Is the site slow for anyone else or is it just me?
Hal-9000
01-01-2012, 01:36 AM
It's a little bumpy going to the smiley page or a link, not too bad though
Teh One Who Knocks
01-01-2012, 01:38 AM
It seems to have sped up for me right after I posted that...like usual :lol:
Hal-9000
01-01-2012, 01:52 AM
I fixed it in the background :cool:
Teh One Who Knocks
01-01-2012, 01:53 AM
:orly:
DemonGeminiX
01-01-2012, 02:03 AM
I really hope this new year is gonna be better for me than the one I'm leaving behind.
Leefro
01-01-2012, 02:12 AM
Doesn't Carrie Fisher in the blues brothers look mighty fine
Worst new years eve I've ever had.
JoeyB
01-01-2012, 07:19 AM
Worst new years eve I've ever had.
I'm sorry dude, but sometimes condoms break like that.
Teh One Who Knocks
01-01-2012, 11:56 AM
Worst new years eve I've ever had.
That sucks bud :(
Hugh_Janus
01-01-2012, 05:24 PM
world's strongest man final on tonight.... some big fuckers in it :shock:
Teh One Who Knocks
01-01-2012, 06:02 PM
world's strongest man final on tonight.... some big fuckers in it :shock:
:ghey:
Loser
01-01-2012, 06:16 PM
I didn't get laid last year. Depressing. :(
Came out 2700$ ahead at the casino last night though ;)
Guess I could have gotten an escort :-k
redred
01-01-2012, 06:24 PM
I didn't get laid last year. Depressing. :(
what all year?:shock:
Loser
01-01-2012, 06:47 PM
what all year?:shock:
Go fuck yourself hippy :lol:
Or better yet, here's cheney....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxFc1RMbko4
I didn't get laid last year. Depressing. :(
Came out 2700$ ahead at the casino last night though ;)
Guess I could have gotten an escort :-k
:+1:
redred
01-01-2012, 07:03 PM
Go fuck yourself hippy :lol:
have you tried doing that pic i posted in the nsfw area:lol:
Loser
01-01-2012, 07:06 PM
:+1:
;) Trust me, if I don't get laid in the next month, you'll be getting a pm from me :lol:
have you tried doing that pic i posted in the nsfw area:lol:
I aint that desperate yet, nor flexible.
Imagine I'd need a couple of yoga lessons to pull off that stunt :?
I aint that desperate yet, nor flexible.
Imagine I'd need a couple of yoga lessons to pull off that stunt :?
And a couple less ribs. :lol:
Cactus
01-01-2012, 07:55 PM
I am not getting off the coach today...except to go the bathroom or the kitchen.
I am not getting off the coach today...except to go the bathroom or the kitchen.
quoted for hilarity!! Do you usually get the coach off? It's Sandusky isn't it! :lol:
Cactus
01-01-2012, 08:06 PM
see that how tired i am. I knew it didn't quite look or read right, but I couldn't put my finger on it. ;)
see that how tired i am. I knew it didn't quite look or read right, but I couldn't put my finger on it. ;)
:P
DemonGeminiX
01-02-2012, 12:39 AM
It ain't easy, livin' like a gypsy.
Tell ya, honey, how I feel.
DemonGeminiX
01-02-2012, 12:43 AM
I've been dreaming,
Floatin' down stream and
Losin' touch with all that is real.
Hugh_Janus
01-02-2012, 12:51 AM
:ghey:
you're gunna call a 6'9" 440lb guy ghey? you yanks are either brave or stupid :lol:
Teh One Who Knocks
01-02-2012, 01:05 AM
you're gunna call a 6'9" 440lb guy ghey? you yanks are either brave or stupid :lol:
I'm calling you ghey for being interested in big muscular guys :hand:
Hugh_Janus
01-02-2012, 01:08 AM
I'm not interested in big, muscular guys :-s
but I am interested in what they can do:giggity:
DemonGeminiX
01-02-2012, 02:32 AM
I'm not interested in big, muscular guys :-s
but I am interested in what they can do:giggity:
:hand:
What they can do on Uranus.
DemonGeminiX
01-02-2012, 02:32 AM
I'm bored.
:|
Loser
01-02-2012, 02:51 AM
I'm bored.
:|
50mph winds and 4 inches of snow.
DemonGeminiX
01-02-2012, 03:00 AM
50mph winds and 4 inches of snow.
I haven't seen proper snow in ages.
:|
Hal-9000
01-02-2012, 03:54 PM
Worst new years eve I've ever had.
:| Care to share?
:| Care to share?
Not really, I just want to wipe it from memory.
Teh One Who Knocks
01-02-2012, 08:45 PM
Not really, I just want to wipe it from memory.
http://i.imgur.com/iF9qn.jpg
Not really, I just want to wipe it from memory.
:hug:
Hal-9000
01-02-2012, 10:51 PM
Not really, I just want to wipe it from memory.
Yikes....
ok if Lance's method didn't work try this:
http://i.imgur.com/G6vSS.jpg
redred
01-02-2012, 11:24 PM
friends thinked it i hit it hard fuck my hands spx that bad member
DemonGeminiX
01-02-2012, 11:39 PM
friends thinked it i hit it hard fuck my hands spx that bad member
:huh:
friends thinked it i hit it hard fuck my hands spx that bad member
And once more in English please. :lol:
DemonGeminiX
01-02-2012, 11:44 PM
:huh:
He might be talking about masturbation.
I've been cooped up in my home on my own for over 30 hours now, I'm just about fed up with my own company. :sad2:
:huh:
He might be talking about masturbation.
:huh:
DemonGeminiX
01-02-2012, 11:46 PM
It's gettin, it's gettin, it's gettin kinda hectic.
Why do I have this song stuck in my head?
:|
Godfather
01-03-2012, 12:18 AM
Flyers lost :(
DemonGeminiX
01-03-2012, 12:25 AM
:hand:
Don't remind me.
Muddy
01-03-2012, 01:29 AM
Not really, I just want to wipe it from memory.
Booty train not pay out?
Not looking forward to getting up for work tomorrow
1st day back in work and I can't believe how busy I am, I want to go home now...... please. :sad2:
redred
01-03-2012, 01:30 PM
friends thinked it i hit it hard fuck my hands spx that bad member
what was i talking about :lol:
what was i talking about :lol:
Well there was a suggestion.... but we wont go there. :lol:
redred
01-03-2012, 01:37 PM
i did read that and i was in no state to do it :lol:
i did read that and i was in no state to do it :lol:
Been on the apple juice had we? :lol:
redred
01-03-2012, 01:40 PM
abit :lol:
Teh One Who Knocks
01-03-2012, 01:56 PM
Looks like this is turning into a busy day already :|
Hal-9000
01-03-2012, 06:17 PM
Yeah mine too...
shopping time! :dance2:
Godfather
01-03-2012, 07:14 PM
Looks like this is turning into a busy day already :|
I just woke up and had a piece of cake for breakfast :wavey:
Hugh_Janus
01-03-2012, 07:19 PM
you fat fuck :lol:
Hal-9000
01-03-2012, 07:58 PM
I'm back from shopping and did well! :dance:
Nice winter parka, 12 pairs of socks and 6 pairs of underwear for 100 bucks...
3 pairs of nylon track pants, total 71 bucks..
:doh: shitpoopee! I forgot Best Buy
DemonGeminiX
01-04-2012, 01:59 PM
Froggie went a-courtin' he did ride c-c-c-Crambone.
Teh One Who Knocks
01-05-2012, 12:27 AM
I think I'm coming down with something :|
Hal-9000
01-05-2012, 12:29 AM
I think I'm coming down with something :|
:hand: stay away...every day I get a brutal headache in the afternoon and my jaw feels like I have sinus infection of something...lots of weird pain
eats lots of garlic dude :thumbsup:
Teh One Who Knocks
01-05-2012, 12:32 AM
One of the guys yesterday came to work sick...came back in again today but left early because he was feeling even worse :|
Damn germ spreaders, stay the fuck home from work when you're sick :x
Hal-9000
01-05-2012, 12:33 AM
One of the guys yesterday came to work sick...came back in again today but left early because he was feeling even worse :|
Damn germ spreaders, stay the fuck home from work when you're sick :x
MISTER I-NEVER-MISS-A-DAY ......:rofl:
Leefro
01-05-2012, 12:35 AM
Zombies AOTS
Teh One Who Knocks
01-05-2012, 12:36 AM
MISTER I-NEVER-MISS-A-DAY ......:rofl:
They can take their vacation time, I can't :nono:
And the only time I am ever sick is when some numpty brings it into work :|
Leefro
01-05-2012, 12:38 AM
He's a republican they don't believe in it
Hal-9000
01-05-2012, 01:07 AM
They can take their vacation time, I can't :nono:
And the only time I am ever sick is when some numpty brings it into work :|
Yes but I've read posts where you're sick and at work....spreading who knows what to your co-workers.
Typhoid Mary :hand:
Teh One Who Knocks
01-05-2012, 01:09 AM
Yes but I've read posts where you're sick and at work....spreading who knows what to your co-workers.
Typhoid Mary :hand:
It's because I caught it at work :slap:
Since that's where I got it, screw everyone else, I'm gonna be miserable and at work and make sure everyone else has to deal with it
Hal-9000
01-05-2012, 01:12 AM
It's because I caught it at work :slap:
Since that's where I got it, screw everyone else, I'm gonna be miserable and at work and make sure everyone else has to deal with it
It's a reciprocating stupidity loop you're trapped in!..... Bonehead :lol:
Teh One Who Knocks
01-05-2012, 01:13 AM
Loop this :x
:slap:
Hal-9000
01-05-2012, 01:26 AM
Please wear a surgical mask and wash with alcohol based hand wash before slapping me, thank you :)
Teh One Who Knocks
01-05-2012, 01:27 AM
Please wear a surgical mask and wash with alcohol based hand wash before slapping me, thank you :)
:sick:
Hal-9000
01-05-2012, 01:35 AM
Don't you pm me you bastid with that shite :hand:
In other news, I have 5 bucks in my pocket from I don't know where! :dance:
Teh One Who Knocks
01-05-2012, 01:36 AM
I'll know in the morning if I'm gonna be sick....I'll either feel better or a whole lot worse :wha:
In other news, can I have 5 bucks? :-s
Hal-9000
01-05-2012, 01:50 AM
No.
That's like a day's pay for me and I may need a condom sometime in the next 3 years
Teh One Who Knocks
01-05-2012, 01:51 AM
Gimme! :x
Hal-9000
01-05-2012, 01:51 AM
:hand: back off contagion-boy
Teh One Who Knocks
01-05-2012, 01:54 AM
I'm gonna mail you a box full of germs [-(
DemonGeminiX
01-05-2012, 09:56 AM
Fuckin' Oracle. :roll:
DemonGeminiX
01-05-2012, 10:18 AM
:-s
Microsoft is coming out with Windows 8 sometime later this year. It's gonna be highly touchscreen centric and it's gonna look a helluva lot different from what I'm used to.
I just got used to Windows 7... well, ok I'm lying. I had Windows 7 down in like 10 minutes, but still...
8-[
Teh One Who Knocks
01-05-2012, 11:30 AM
I have a headache :|
:-s
Microsoft is coming out with Windows 8 sometime later this year. It's gonna be highly touchscreen centric and it's gonna look a helluva lot different from what I'm used to.
I just got used to Windows 7... well, ok I'm lying. I had Windows 7 down in like 10 minutes, but still...
8-[
I doubt it will come out this year....remember how Win7 kept getting pushed back on its release date?
I doubt I would 'upgrade' to Win8...if it comes on a future PC I buy, then so be it, but there's no reason for me to upgrade my OS when Win7 works fine and it's only a few years old.
DemonGeminiX
01-05-2012, 12:41 PM
I have a headache :|
And I'm just really cranky right now. Let's party!!!
:mrgreen:
I doubt it will come out this year....remember how Win7 kept getting pushed back on its release date?
I doubt I would 'upgrade' to Win8...if it comes on a future PC I buy, then so be it, but there's no reason for me to upgrade my OS when Win7 works fine and it's only a few years old.
I'm seriously starting to consider dumping windows altogether.
As to it's release date, you might be right, but they've already leaked beta tests out that spread like wildfire, and the version in the vid I posted down in tech looks pretty stable (of course it would, what kind of propaganda would 50 BSODs in 5 minutes be?) and complete, so I don't know...
Teh One Who Knocks
01-05-2012, 01:10 PM
And I'm just really cranky right now. Let's party!!!
:mrgreen:
:slap:
DemonGeminiX
01-05-2012, 03:14 PM
:x
Hey!
Hal-9000
01-05-2012, 03:49 PM
Nathan from Misfits - I bet you guys haven't seen a man shite a rabbit outta his anus before? Prepare to be amazed AND disgusted.
:lol:
I'm going to miss that character, he made the show.
Teh One Who Knocks
01-05-2012, 03:54 PM
:x
Hey!
:nana:
Foxdana
01-06-2012, 10:17 AM
I have just spent and will never get back, 40 minutes of googling Courtney Stodden. I don't know what's wrong with me!:huh:
Hal-9000
01-06-2012, 08:36 PM
I have just spent and will never get back, 40 minutes of googling Courtney Stodden. I don't know what's wrong with me!:huh:
:haha:
:oops: I did it 3 weeks ago
Teh One Who Knocks
01-06-2012, 09:45 PM
I'm so tired :yawn:
Teh One Who Knocks
01-07-2012, 12:39 AM
Just filed my Federal taxes :)
Teh One Who Knocks
01-07-2012, 01:01 AM
And now my State taxes are filed :)
Hal-9000
01-07-2012, 01:39 AM
Now?
We do our taxes in March/April (April 30th is last day) and we capture everything on one return.
Teh One Who Knocks
01-07-2012, 01:41 AM
Got my W-2 at work today, so I filed so I could get it in early :)
The Feds aren't accepting returns until the 18th though which sucks, but at least I have it filed and it will be at the front of the line :)
And down here, Federal and State taxes are all done separately
Hal-9000
01-07-2012, 01:46 AM
We call them T-4 slips.We have T-5'S AND T-4A's etc.On one form - All of your income is reported, then you list your deductions, then you realize you've been paying taxes on each 2 week paycheck all year long and also now paying tax on the year end total.
and then you get some booze, it's a painless process
Teh One Who Knocks
01-07-2012, 01:47 AM
I always get a refund, that's why I file early....I want my money before the government goes broke ;)
Hal-9000
01-07-2012, 01:51 AM
We get a break for any yearly mutual funds or RRSP's we buy.I can't afford too much monthly for mutuals to begin with and since they took such a bath the past few years, it's stupid to increase my contributions :|
I don't get to claim anything (dependents, housing, transport) other than some donations and the mutual funds so my returns are pretty lackluster
Teh One Who Knocks
01-07-2012, 01:54 AM
We get deductions for IRA contributions too...I don't get any (other) deductions either, I'm the most screwed demographic in American taxpayers, I'm single and don't own a home. All I get is the standard deduction from the IRS. It sucks :|
What helps in getting a refund is that I claim zero dependents during the year instead of 1...so they take a lot more i9n taxes out of my check every two weeks.
If we're talking tax, no one screws you quite like the British Government...
Hal-9000
01-07-2012, 02:05 AM
I'm going to start making up important sounding shit to claim..
:lol:
Teh One Who Knocks
01-07-2012, 02:08 AM
If we're talking tax, no one screws you quite like the British Government...
Every government sucks when it comes to taxes :wha:
DemonGeminiX
01-07-2012, 02:31 AM
:wha:
I want pizza. It's too late to want pizza.
Teh One Who Knocks
01-07-2012, 02:32 AM
:wha:
I want pizza. It's too late to want pizza.
All times are GMT -7. The time now is 07:32 PM.
Can someone move the CD on, it's stuck :lol:
DemonGeminiX
01-07-2012, 02:34 AM
All times are GMT -7. The time now is 07:32 PM.
:nono:
It's 9:33pm.
Damn people always living in the past.
[-(
I had pizza tonight :dance:
Hal-9000
01-07-2012, 02:37 AM
:nono:
It's 9:33pm.
Damn people always living in the past.
[-(
O rly?
http://i.imgur.com/Mwb0t.jpg
Teh One Who Knocks
01-07-2012, 02:38 AM
:dance:
DemonGeminiX
01-07-2012, 02:38 AM
I had pizza tonight :dance:
Did you have real pizza? Real pizzeria pizza? Like you went to a restaurant and ordered a slice or a pie and you sat down and waited while they made it and it came out piping hot with the gooey cheese and it burnt your mouth when you took your first bite from the first slice of the hot and cheesy goodness?
:-s
Hmmmm, this looks familiar :-k
Did you have real pizza? Real pizzeria pizza? Like you went to a restaurant and ordered a slice or a pie and you sat down and waited while they made it and it came out piping hot with the gooey cheese and it burnt your mouth when you took your first bite from the first slice of the hot and cheesy goodness?
:-s
Carry out but yes. :)
Hmmmm, this looks familiar :-k
are you naked again? :huh:
Hal-9000
01-07-2012, 02:41 AM
:lol:
familiar, yet somehow much older
DemonGeminiX
01-07-2012, 02:42 AM
O rly?
http://i.imgur.com/Mwb0t.jpg
:hand:
Ya rly.
http://i.imgur.com/jLKQ6.jpg
Hal-9000
01-07-2012, 02:43 AM
you did some mod/voo doo/photoshop alterations on the posts...:hand:
15 yards and loss of down :hand:
Hal-9000
01-07-2012, 02:44 AM
wtf DGX??? :lol:
are you on a windows 98 machine using IE????
:lol:
I think it may just be cig time. :-k
DemonGeminiX
01-07-2012, 02:46 AM
you did some mod/voo doo/photoshop alterations on the posts...:hand:
15 yards and loss of down :hand:
I did no voodoo.
You're one of those damn people who lives in the past. It's not my fault you can't keep up.
[-(
Hal-9000
01-07-2012, 02:46 AM
I think I'm going to go through the Tim Horton's drive thru with no pants on, order a donut and when she gives it to me I'm going to slam it onto my dick and loudly say - Touchdown!
:face:
DemonGeminiX
01-07-2012, 02:46 AM
wtf DGX??? :lol:
are you on a windows 98 machine using IE????
:lol:
Nope. Windows 7 currently using IE.
Hal-9000
01-07-2012, 02:46 AM
I think it may just be cig time. :-k
I need to suck a fag too...let's roll
Teh One Who Knocks
01-07-2012, 02:47 AM
I did no voodoo.
You're one of those damn people who lives in the past. It's not my fault you can't keep up.
[-(
All times are GMT -7. The time now is 07:47 PM.
Hal-9000
01-07-2012, 02:47 AM
Nope. Windows 7 currently using IE.
I know :oops:
your interface is somewhat dated...I thought for a second - Ahh that's why it takes him so damn long to respond to posts :lol:
DemonGeminiX
01-07-2012, 02:53 AM
All times are GMT -7. The time now is 07:47 PM.
Oh you shut the hell up.
:slap:
I know :oops:
your interface is somewhat dated...I thought for a second - Ahh that's why it takes him so damn long to respond to posts :lol:
Nah, I just tweaked it a bunch until I got it to look like the older versions. I can't remember exactly how I did it, I'd have to scour the web looking for the little tips and tricks. I think there was like 1 tip per web page that I actually used.
I take so long to respond because I have to decide if I really want to respond. Then I have to think about what I want to say, then I have to type it out with the lousy two finger typing skills I have, then I have to decide whether or not I want to edit it or not, then I have to tell Lance to shut the hell up, then I have to make edits, then I have to hit "post", then I have to change my mind and edit what I posted some more, and then...
Teh One Who Knocks
01-07-2012, 02:56 AM
Oh you shut the hell up.
:slap:
:gtfo:
DemonGeminiX
01-07-2012, 02:57 AM
:gtfo:
:fire:
Hal-9000
01-07-2012, 02:59 AM
Oh you shut the hell up.
:slap:
Nah, I just tweaked it a bunch until I got it to look like the older versions. I can't remember exactly how I did it, I'd have to scour the web looking for the little tips and tricks. I think there was like 1 tip per web page that I actually used.
I take so long to respond because I have to decide if I really want to respond. Then I have to think about what I want to say, then I have to type it out with the lousy two finger typing skills I have, then I have to decide whether or not I want to edit it or not, then I have to tell Lance to shut the hell up, then I have to make edits, then I have to hit "post", then I have to change my mind and edit what I posted some more, and then...
It was probably that arrow to the knee, I understand :(
Hal-9000
01-07-2012, 03:00 AM
:fire:
HEY!
:lol: I've never seen the pee part of that
Teh One Who Knocks
01-07-2012, 03:02 AM
HEY!
:lol: I've never seen the pee part of that
How else did you think he put the fire out? :facepalm:
:lol:
I must remember to switch off the heating sooner I'm roasting to death here.
DemonGeminiX
01-07-2012, 03:02 AM
HEY!
:lol: I've never seen the pee part of that
:idk:
He has to put the fire out somehow. Smokey the bear might come and eat him if he doesn't.
Hal-9000
01-07-2012, 03:03 AM
How else did you think he put the fire out? :facepalm:
:lol:
I've never seen the climax...should've known :lol:
Hal-9000
01-07-2012, 03:04 AM
I must remember to switch off the heating sooner I'm roasting to death here.
Lance and DGX have a handy pee gif :lol:
Lance and DGX have a handy pee gif :lol:
I'll pass on that one thanks :lol:
Teh One Who Knocks
01-07-2012, 03:05 AM
Lance and DGX have a handy pee gif :lol:
http://i.imgur.com/DGLyB.gif
DemonGeminiX
01-07-2012, 03:11 AM
:-k
Maybe I'll go and install the other 3 or 4 operating systems that I wanted to try out.
DemonGeminiX
01-07-2012, 03:36 AM
Oops. Forgot that movie started today.
:oops:
Oops. Forgot that movie started today.
:oops:
Devil Inside?
DemonGeminiX
01-07-2012, 04:03 AM
Devil Inside?
Yeah. I'm gonna call a few friends tomorrow and see if they're up for it. Otherwise, I'll be going alone.
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