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RBP
01-07-2012, 04:13 AM
Yeah. I'm gonna call a few friends tomorrow and see if they're up for it. Otherwise, I'll be going alone.

I forgot about it too. Maybe I will go tomorrow as well.

Godfather
01-07-2012, 05:03 AM
*grabs DGX and RBP's hands and places them together*

PorkChopSandwiches
01-07-2012, 05:05 AM
*grabs DGX and RBP's hands and places them together*

You're like cupid

JoeyB
01-07-2012, 06:21 AM
You're like cupid

If Cupid was Canadian and into promoting homosexuality.

Joebob034
01-07-2012, 07:11 AM
back to back bear fights = good night

JoeyB
01-07-2012, 07:16 AM
I'm watching Sky Sports News on BBC America...the lady doing the announcing was discussing tennis and meant to say the phrase 'straight sets' but instead said 'straight sex' and had to correct herself quickly.

Straight sex.

Snigger.

Godfather
01-07-2012, 07:17 AM
Don't try and patriate or anthropomorphize Cupid. He is Love. That's it baby. I'll find you a lover soon too

JoeyB
01-07-2012, 07:27 AM
Don't try and patriate or anthropomorphize Cupid. He is Love. That's it baby. I'll find you a lover soon too

I'd prefer someone who speaks at least a few words of English, bathes regularly, and has at least three of the standard four limbs...but honestly, I'll settle for two limbs.

Godfather
01-07-2012, 07:35 AM
Damn, that's a helluva checklist princess. All I promise is that it won't be any worse than Sloth Fratelli...

JoeyB
01-07-2012, 07:46 AM
Damn, that's a helluva checklist princess. All I promise is that it won't be any worse than Sloth Fratelli...

Oddly, what I find most disturbing about that statement is your choice of the word 'it' to describe my potential mate.

Muddy
01-07-2012, 10:09 AM
Oddly, what I find most disturbing about that statement is your choice of the word 'it' to describe my potential mate.

:lol:

Godfather
01-08-2012, 02:48 AM
Off to see War Horse with the girlie... Good or bad I have a strong suspicion I'm going to cry :lol:

I predict an Old Yeller style finish...

Hugh_Janus
01-08-2012, 09:47 AM
:shots::puke:

minz
01-08-2012, 11:05 PM
How the hell do you turn off voice mail on a blackberry? :sad2:

JoeyB
01-08-2012, 11:40 PM
How the hell do you turn off voice mail on a blackberry? :sad2:

http://i43.tinypic.com/2dam4vn.jpg

Southern Belle
01-08-2012, 11:44 PM
:lol: the dreaded crackberry

Teh One Who Knocks
01-09-2012, 11:36 AM
It's gonna be a long day....so tired :|

Hugh_Janus
01-09-2012, 06:24 PM
It's gonna be a long day....so tired :|

that's what I was thinking.... but my day is now over :dance:

Hugh_Janus
01-09-2012, 06:43 PM
just seen my actual favourite name on here.... "boink" :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
01-09-2012, 06:45 PM
that's what I was thinking.... but my day is now over :dance:

It's surprisingly gone by pretty fast...almost noon already now :-k

Hugh_Janus
01-09-2012, 06:50 PM
it was noon nearly 7 hours ago, retard boy :slap:

Godfather
01-09-2012, 08:07 PM
What should I do with my day off :-k

RBP
01-09-2012, 08:13 PM
What should I do with my day off :-k

:wank:

Godfather
01-09-2012, 08:21 PM
Damn dude my phone was sitting beside my speakers and they must have been up loud... I got a text and nearly shit my pants :lol:

I hate that.

JoeyB
01-09-2012, 09:14 PM
it was noon nearly 7 hours ago, retard boy :slap:

Hugh...hates those retard boys who can't tell time.

Apologies to Hal for using the word retard.


I got a text and nearly shit my pants :lol:

I hate that.

I hate that too...you know, when my plan to make you shit your pants doesn't quite come off...

Godfather
01-09-2012, 09:17 PM
:lol:


You know what pisses me off? Flooding! External hard drives are so expensive right now, all thanks to Thailand flooding!!! I need a TB dammit

redred
01-09-2012, 09:21 PM
I need a TB dammit

i have one of them :lol: nas as well :nana:

Godfather
01-09-2012, 09:24 PM
i have one of them :lol: nas as well :nana:

:lol: I should have bought when they were cheap last year

I have 500gb external but it's not USB powered which is a pain... also, it's this stupid Seagate one with a HUGE light on it that is too bright to keep on overnight. All around piss-off

redred
01-09-2012, 09:24 PM
i've hid mine :lol:

MrsM
01-09-2012, 09:28 PM
:lol: I should have bought when they were cheap last year

I have 500gb external but it's not USB powered which is a pain... also, it's this stupid Seagate one with a HUGE light on it that is too bright to keep on overnight. All around piss-off

It's amazing what a little piece of electrical tape can do for that light :)

Godfather
01-09-2012, 09:33 PM
It's amazing what a little piece of electrical tape can do for that light :)

:lol: It's true, that would work... my real complaint is just that it's now USB powered and the thing is huge for 500gb (actually it might only be 350?)

Pony
01-10-2012, 12:34 PM
My home page has news sections on it. They reposted the same article twice 10 hours apart. The article? "Nicotine may help combat memory loss" :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
01-10-2012, 12:43 PM
:lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
01-10-2012, 12:43 PM
I'm hungry and there's no food here :|

Godfather
01-10-2012, 04:42 PM
Damn you get up early dude :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
01-10-2012, 04:43 PM
It's called working for a living hippie :x

Teh One Who Knocks
01-10-2012, 04:44 PM
Plus, I'd rather get home early rather than late :)

Godfather
01-10-2012, 04:49 PM
Ya I'd love to be able to do that, makes a lot more sense... working 10-6 isn't my ideal choice

Teh One Who Knocks
01-10-2012, 04:51 PM
I've always been a morning person anyways

Hal-9000
01-10-2012, 04:54 PM
I've always been a morning person anyways

Yeah me too....when I see the morning after staying up all night.Nothing quite like the first ray of sun hitting your face and then diving headfirst back into the crypt :thumbsup:

RBP
01-10-2012, 04:57 PM
I am definitely not a morning person. :|

Hal-9000
01-10-2012, 04:58 PM
I am definitely not a morning person. :|

I hear that.Around 9pm some switch turns on in my head and I feel and think better at night.Way more alert...

around 11pm I'm at my best :oops: My Ma says it was because I was born at 11:15pm one dark and stormy night..

minz
01-10-2012, 05:08 PM
Today has been difficult, I'm never drinking again. :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
01-10-2012, 05:08 PM
I am definitely not a morning person. :|

I never would have guessed there Mr Nappy McNapperson :hand:

Teh One Who Knocks
01-10-2012, 05:08 PM
Yeah me too....when I see the morning after staying up all night.Nothing quite like the first ray of sun hitting your face and then diving headfirst back into the crypt :thumbsup:

:slap:

minz
01-10-2012, 05:14 PM
Eh, my internet works better in Derby :mrgreen:

Hal-9000
01-10-2012, 05:18 PM
we got our first blast of snow in over a month...and I wore my new winter jacket today :cheerlead:

<--- fancy boy

Hal-9000
01-10-2012, 05:18 PM
Eh, my internet works better in Derby :mrgreen:

Hey Lohan how's the hangover today?

minz
01-10-2012, 05:21 PM
Hey Lohan how's the hangover today?

It wasn't so great this morning but a lot better now thanks.

Jezter
01-10-2012, 05:49 PM
Why that teacher wont send me that email I been waiting for a day! GRRR! :x

Hal-9000
01-10-2012, 06:00 PM
Why that teacher wont send me that email I been waiting for a day! GRRR! :x

She could be having problems with spelling and punctuation? :-k

Hugh_Janus
01-10-2012, 06:11 PM
we're a bunch of horrible cunts in work.... A car came in that didn't start and we had to use a bore scope to see if the engine was damaged internally. We called the apprentice over so he could see the damage, but not before we rubbed the eyepiece with a load of brake dust. After he looked through it, he was told that if he looked with his other eye, he'd see the other side of the cylinder. He was walking around all day looking like a motherfucking panda. Awesome.

That shit never gets old :lol:

Hal-9000
01-10-2012, 06:21 PM
:lol:



we're in the paper printing industry...we ask noobs to get the paper stretcher (there is no such thing)

Hugh_Janus
01-10-2012, 06:43 PM
we sent one to get a box of blue sparks for the grinder because there were only yellow ones coming out.... he wentr to the parts dept, they sent him to the next garage.... that garage told him they weren'y compatible with our grinder and sent him to another garage.... he was gone for like an hour and apparently went to 4 different garages :lol: 2 guys phoned up asking who the fuck was that idiot :lol:

Hal-9000
01-10-2012, 06:52 PM
we sent one to get a box of blue sparks for the grinder because there were only yellow ones coming out.... he wentr to the parts dept, they sent him to the next garage.... that garage told him they weren'y compatible with our grinder and sent him to another garage.... he was gone for like an hour and apparently went to 4 different garages :lol: 2 guys phoned up asking who the fuck was that idiot :lol:

:lol: only yellow sparks coming out....I would have had to leave

My brother is a geophysical landman and each year they get a summer student.They tell the guy that he's been selected to fly down to California for the weekend, show up on Friday at 5pm with bags packed and ask my brother's boss for the plane ticket.They also tell him that he's getting a company car so he should ask for the keys and the parking pass.

I guess my bro's boss is in on it and acts like a real grumpy asshole when these noobs come around asking for plane tickets and company car keys :lol:

Hal-9000
01-10-2012, 11:29 PM
fook me...today I ate cookies and had crappy donuts


my diet is all shot to hell now :|

minz
01-10-2012, 11:51 PM
fook me...today I ate cookies and had crappy donuts


my diet is all shot to hell now :|

Your allowed a cheat day :hug:

Muddy
01-10-2012, 11:51 PM
I went to the gym and came home and had some Fritos... :mrgreen:

Hal-9000
01-10-2012, 11:53 PM
Your allowed a cheat day :hug:

:)




My cheat days go on for weeks :lol:

Hal-9000
01-10-2012, 11:55 PM
I went to the gym and came home and had some Fritos... :mrgreen:

I worked out hard two days in a row, today is my day off

Muddy
01-11-2012, 12:02 AM
I've just been on the elliptical.. I haven't garnished the strength for weights yet... :lol:

Hal-9000
01-11-2012, 12:06 AM
I'm doing part bike riding and part weights at home.

I still consider this the warm up phase to get my body used to the motions :oops:
I really need to work the cardio, lungs have no capacity

Muddy
01-11-2012, 12:26 AM
I'm doing part bike riding and part weights at home.

I still consider this the warm up phase to get my body used to the motions :oops:
I really need to work the cardio, lungs have no capacity

That could have something to do with all the cigarettes.. :lol:

Hal-9000
01-11-2012, 12:28 AM
oh for sure....smokes/pot/sitting on my ass for years after getting a pc....it's all bad

RBP
01-11-2012, 12:48 AM
What part of white meat didn't you understand, you polish whore!

Teh One Who Knocks
01-11-2012, 12:50 AM
:wtf:

RBP
01-11-2012, 01:30 AM
:wtf:

:-s

The chicken was supposed to be breasts and wings only... she gave me a mix with dark meat. :x

minz
01-11-2012, 05:08 PM
I just want to go home now :(

Hugh_Janus
01-11-2012, 06:14 PM
I need a new job

RBP
01-11-2012, 06:18 PM
I need a new drug.

Muddy
01-11-2012, 06:18 PM
I need a new drug.

Try love.

RBP
01-11-2012, 06:19 PM
Try love.

Was that an offer? :-s

Muddy
01-11-2012, 06:21 PM
You're gonna make me blush...

RBP
01-11-2012, 06:24 PM
As long as you pucker

Muddy
01-11-2012, 06:26 PM
This is getting romantic...

RBP
01-11-2012, 06:28 PM
the other pucker

DemonGeminiX
01-12-2012, 01:04 AM
I need a new drug.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6uEMOeDZsA

Teh One Who Knocks
01-12-2012, 01:39 AM
All the world over, so easy to see
People everywhere just wanna be free

:dance2:

Teh One Who Knocks
01-12-2012, 12:14 PM
I just had to go out and move my truck for the plow and then shovel the front walk....it's freezing inside with hurricane force winds. Just lovely :cold:

Leefro
01-12-2012, 12:49 PM
If there is a Zombie outbreak I'm heading to a rigg :tup:

Teh One Who Knocks
01-12-2012, 12:50 PM
Latvia? :-k

DemonGeminiX
01-12-2012, 01:34 PM
Sell your soul and sign an autograph
Big bang baby, it's a crash crash crash
I wanna cry but I gotta laugh
Orange crush, momma, it's a laugh laugh laugh

DemonGeminiX
01-12-2012, 02:03 PM
When the dogs do find her
Got time, time to wait for tomorrow
To find it, to find it, to find it

:fuckyeah:

Muddy
01-12-2012, 02:05 PM
Have you had to sink that truck in some real snow yet, Lance?

Teh One Who Knocks
01-12-2012, 02:22 PM
Like what?

DemonGeminiX
01-12-2012, 02:39 PM
You read the words and it sells you life
They sell their words but it's all a lie.

Muddy
01-12-2012, 06:47 PM
Like what?

Like a foot of it to where you felt it was really working...

Teh One Who Knocks
01-12-2012, 06:53 PM
:dunno: Snow is snow to me, I drive in it every year. Acts like any 4WD I've ever owned

Hugh_Janus
01-12-2012, 07:10 PM
I'm tired and hungry

Muddy
01-12-2012, 07:53 PM
:dunno: Snow is snow to me, I drive in it every year. Acts like any 4WD I've ever owned

Have you had it where snow rubs the bottom?

RBP
01-12-2012, 08:03 PM
Have you had it where snow rubs the bottom?

I have, made for a cold ass, but the sex was great. :lol:

golfer
01-12-2012, 11:00 PM
thinking why is it so hard to go to the store ?

DemonGeminiX
01-12-2012, 11:14 PM
thinking why is it so hard to go to the store ?

I have days like that. :lol: I usually end up putting off going until tomorrow.

Hugh_Janus
01-13-2012, 12:33 AM
why is the christmas logo thing still up?

damn admins :slap:

Teh One Who Knocks
01-13-2012, 12:45 AM
why is the christmas logo thing still up?

damn admins :slap:

Blame Goof, that's his department :hand:

Hugh_Janus
01-13-2012, 12:50 AM
I see.... quick enough when it comes to messing with people's avs, but when some actual work needs dooing, its someone else's job.... I'm on to you, pal:shakefist:

Teh One Who Knocks
01-13-2012, 12:54 AM
You tell him :x



He doesn't listen to me :(

Muddy
01-13-2012, 01:11 AM
I see.... quick enough when it comes to messing with people's avs, but when some actual work needs dooing, its someone else's job.... I'm on to you, pal:shakefist:

Why you think he's behind the avs? :d

Godfather
01-13-2012, 08:31 AM
How come rappers always list off places in the world they've been in their songs?

LA, New York to Paris and London... does anyone care?

redred
01-13-2012, 08:46 AM
i know :lol:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvuxYxmlfrc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRqns2xtTYc&feature=related
and if you'd been to the place you'd laugh even more

DemonGeminiX
01-13-2012, 10:45 AM
Hum was such an underrated band.

Teh One Who Knocks
01-13-2012, 11:48 AM
How come rappers always list off places in the world they've been in their songs?

LA, New York to Paris and London... does anyone care?

Don't be jealous playa :hand:

Teh One Who Knocks
01-13-2012, 12:24 PM
I brought in a spare wireless router I had at home so I could set up WiFi here at work. I have it hooked up and I can't figure out why it can't connect to the internet. I'm checking all the settings over and over and over and looking like this -----> :confused:

Then I see that the Cat cable isn't plugged into the cable modem :facepalm:

:dunce:

Pony
01-13-2012, 12:33 PM
:lol:

The good news is if you would have called tech support they would have solved your issue in less than 10 questions.

Teh One Who Knocks
01-13-2012, 12:38 PM
I would have had to be on the verge of homicide before calling tech support :lol:

Pony
01-13-2012, 12:40 PM
Wifi routers are so cheap these days I would like to get one and tap into the line at work too.

Goofy
01-13-2012, 01:28 PM
I just had to go out and move my truck for the plow and then shovel the front walk....it's freezing inside with hurricane force winds. Just lovely :cold:

:empathy:

Nice and sunny here :D

Teh One Who Knocks
01-13-2012, 01:29 PM
That was yesterday morning :-s

Muddy
01-13-2012, 01:39 PM
:lol:

The good news is if you would have called tech support they would have solved your issue in less than 10 questions.

The flow chart of fail.. :lol:

Hal-9000
01-13-2012, 07:16 PM
Mom's birthday today...sister and her son flew in yesterday :thumbsup:


We're having a steak and lobster BBQ tonight with the whole damn-family :dance:

Teh One Who Knocks
01-13-2012, 09:48 PM
Well, my truck is now officially completely broken in....I had to make a drop off after work clear on the other side of the city, so after I did, I stopped at Wendy's for some lunch. While I was eating, I dropped a fry and it's lost somewhere under the seat now. :lol:

Muddy
01-13-2012, 09:54 PM
Well, my truck is now officially completely broken in....I had to make a drop off after work clear on the other side of the city, so after I did, I stopped at Wendy's for some lunch. While I was eating, I dropped a fry and it's lost somewhere under the seat now. :lol:

I dread that day... :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
01-13-2012, 10:00 PM
It's not broken in until you lose a french fry down between the seats :lol:

Loser
01-13-2012, 10:20 PM
I brought in a spare wireless router I had at home so I could set up WiFi here at work. I have it hooked up and I can't figure out why it can't connect to the internet. I'm checking all the settings over and over and over and looking like this -----> :confused:

Then I see that the Cat cable isn't plugged into the cable modem :facepalm:

:dunce:

I had a customer do something similar once.

Was on the verge of taking his computer into best buy's geek squad because it wouldn't boot. Called me, and I just didn't have the heart to charge him the call out fee... We agreed on gas money ;)

Odd he didn't think of the power cord when he was about ready to take it apart to go to best buy :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
01-13-2012, 10:28 PM
I had a customer do something similar once.

Was on the verge of taking his computer into best buy's geek squad because it wouldn't boot. Called me, and I just didn't have the heart to charge him the call out fee... We agreed on gas money ;)

Odd he didn't think of the power cord when he was about ready to take it apart to go to best buy :lol:

To me, that would be a little more obvious...no lights, no sound, no nothing when you push the on button :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
01-14-2012, 12:31 AM
I got my state income tax refund today :dance2:

Muddy
01-14-2012, 12:32 AM
Jesus... I havent even registered in my mind that its tax season yet...

Teh One Who Knocks
01-14-2012, 12:36 AM
I already filed my federal taxes too, but they won't start processing tax returns until the 18th, so it will probably be another 2 weeks before I see that refund

Hugh_Janus
01-14-2012, 12:39 AM
Why you think he's behind the avs? :d

because you can't change it here :p

Southern Belle
01-14-2012, 12:54 AM
I just noticed the similarities and differences in my av and my sig :lol:

Loser
01-14-2012, 01:12 AM
Knockin back CC&Coke's being bored outa my mind.

4WD Linkage snapped on my jeep, so I can't go anywhere :(

MrsM
01-14-2012, 01:16 AM
I just noticed the similarities and differences in my av and my sig :lol:

I never noticed :)

Richard Cranium
01-14-2012, 01:17 AM
4WD Linkage snapped on my jeep, so I can't go anywhere :(

What flavor is your Jeep?

85 CJ7 here..

Jezter
01-14-2012, 01:18 AM
Y'all with your car talk...pfft! I don't have to worry about such shit luckily.

Loser
01-14-2012, 01:21 AM
What flavor is your Jeep?

85 CJ7 here..

97 tj sport 4.0 straight six

Damn thing only has 80K miles on it. Only drive it during the winter :lol:

RBP
01-14-2012, 01:40 AM
I hate being treated like a child; I have to make changes this year

Teh One Who Knocks
01-14-2012, 01:46 AM
I hate being treated like a child; I have to make changes this year

:(

Loser
01-14-2012, 02:09 AM
I hate being treated like a child; I have to make changes this year

You know, I can totally relate to this sentence.

RBP
01-14-2012, 02:14 AM
yeah it sucks

Loser
01-14-2012, 03:36 AM
9 shots of whiskey in 3 CC&cokes spanned over an hour...not even a buzz... Actually think it just gave me a headache.

What a waste :meh:

golfer
01-14-2012, 03:39 AM
9 shots of whiskey in 3 CC&cokes spanned over an hour...not even a buzz... Actually think it just gave me a headache.

What a waste :meh:

lol ... tolerances are too high...
Im thinking as soon as this load of laundry is done i can hang it up fold the other load and head home to sit in my recliner, sometime i wonder if i really am that old lol

RBP
01-14-2012, 03:58 AM
9 shots of whiskey in 3 CC&cokes spanned over an hour...not even a buzz... Actually think it just gave me a headache.

What a waste :meh:

:|

Loser
01-14-2012, 04:15 AM
I'm just manstrating, I'll get over it :lol:

JoeyB
01-14-2012, 07:34 AM
9 shots of whiskey in 3 CC&cokes spanned over an hour...not even a buzz... Actually think it just gave me a headache.

What a waste :meh:


lol ... tolerances are too high...
Im thinking as soon as this load of laundry is done i can hang it up fold the other load and head home to sit in my recliner, sometime i wonder if i really am that old lol

This is the advantage to rarely drinking...fast buzz, cheap drunk.

Shady
01-14-2012, 08:15 AM
I should be out soon. Forgot I took sleeping meds and just took a shot of whiskey.

Godfather
01-14-2012, 04:28 PM
Damn it snowed all night.... going to be a bitch getting off the street and on to a main road

DemonGeminiX
01-14-2012, 07:41 PM
Holy diver, you've been down too long in the midnight sea.
Oh what's becoming of me...

PorkChopSandwiches
01-14-2012, 07:55 PM
Now and then I think of when we were together
Like when you said you felt so happy you could die
Told myself that you were right for me
But felt so lonely in your company
But that was love and it's an ache I still remember

DemonGeminiX
01-14-2012, 08:20 PM
Split your lungs with blood and thunder when you see the white whale!
Break your backs and crack your oars men, if you wish to prevail!

This ivory leg is what propels me. Harpoons thrust in the sky.
Aim directly for his crooked brow, and look him straight in the eye!!!

:headbang:

redred
01-14-2012, 09:19 PM
With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious

golfer
01-14-2012, 09:29 PM
um what has this thread become a bad lyric thread...

DemonGeminiX
01-14-2012, 09:33 PM
Look at that. Those old fogeys, Huey Lewis and the News, nailed the National Anthem.

:thumbsup:

Hugh_Janus
01-15-2012, 08:23 PM
not even going to bother.... I'll just get annoyed :lol:

DemonGeminiX
01-15-2012, 08:55 PM
Damn it, Porky. I got that fucking song stuck in my head now.

:x

Godfather
01-15-2012, 08:57 PM
Twizzlers are so damn good

Richard Cranium
01-15-2012, 08:59 PM
Playing hockey against my kid tonight in a beer league game for the first time, gonna sell all my shit if he beats me..:mrgreen:

JoeyB
01-15-2012, 09:32 PM
Damn it, Porky. I got that fucking song stuck in my head now.

:x

I can get it out for you. All I need is your permission, a spork, a dustbuster, and a small hammer.


Playing hockey against my kid tonight in a beer league game for the first time, gonna sell all my shit if he beats me..:mrgreen:

High stick him. He's young, he'll heal.

DemonGeminiX
01-15-2012, 09:42 PM
:-k

Old Navy's having a sale.

Richard Cranium
01-15-2012, 09:44 PM
[COLOR="blue"]High stick him. He's young, he'll heal.

LOL, We are both goalies,, so that would take some work,,, I suppose I could just kick his ass in warmups Slapshot style..

Loser
01-15-2012, 09:49 PM
My lake if FINALLY fkin freezing :pray:

Gotta get out the auger and water pump :dance:

Godfather
01-15-2012, 09:58 PM
Pond hockey time?

Loser
01-15-2012, 10:08 PM
pond? :lol:

It's a lake dude, and pretty big one too.

If I get lucky, the ice will be stable enough for the 4x4, so plowing it will be easy. Then I'll let it sit for a few days to solid up, then auger down to water and pump it on top of the ice to freeze and make the good shit :lol:

Godfather
01-15-2012, 10:09 PM
Gotcha

FYI, We call all outdoor hockey pond hockey :lol:

Loser
01-15-2012, 10:13 PM
Damn canadians :meh:



:lol:



I'm sure the other people will be out testing it later. When the guys show up with the dirtbikes and snowmobiles, it's game on :twisted:

golfer
01-15-2012, 10:16 PM
so do you let the ice get thin in certain spots so that they fall thru... and only the locals stay dry?

oh and at least the football game is entertaining...

Godfather
01-15-2012, 10:17 PM
Sounds like a damn good time

Ever see this vid? It's from a town in the Yukon a bud of mine is from. Pretty cool, the ice is beautiful.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwvfYmpYdaM

Loser
01-15-2012, 10:32 PM
Now that is some pristine ice :drool:

Mine don't get that perfect, but there's no drag on the skate blades so it's all good :thumbsup:

JoeyB
01-15-2012, 10:35 PM
My lake if FINALLY fkin freezing :pray:

Gotta get out the auger and water pump :dance:

There has to be an easier way for you to get laid.

Leefro
01-15-2012, 10:35 PM
Think I will take a camera to work and hope that an 18 year old walks into work wearing Pajamas

Loser
01-15-2012, 10:39 PM
There has to be an easier way for you to get laid.

If making a skating rink got me laid, I'd turn the whole lake into one and have an orgy :lol:

JoeyB
01-15-2012, 10:40 PM
Think I will take a camera to work and hope that an 18 year old walks into work wearing Pajamas

Cross thread reference! Awesome.


If making a skating rink got me laid, I'd turn the whole lake into one and have an orgy :lol:

I was more imagining you were augering out a fuckhole. But enjoy that icy orgy!

Leefro
01-15-2012, 10:43 PM
Was thanked by 5 Muslims after I allowed the to pray in the restaurant tonight

My life is now complete

Richard Cranium
01-15-2012, 10:47 PM
They've already canceled one of our 'pond' (Erie canal)hockey tournys for lack of ice, piss me off..

Our front yard rink should be skate-able by morning,

Loser
01-15-2012, 10:55 PM
They've already canceled one of our 'pond' (Erie canal)hockey tournys for lack of ice, piss me off..

Our front yard rink should be skate-able by morning,

Yea, usually our lake is frozen solid by mid Dec., but this year it's been over 40F most the time.

Richard Cranium
01-15-2012, 11:07 PM
Yea, usually our lake is frozen solid by mid Dec., but this year it's been over 40F most the time.

Ontario started looking a little soupy today but the water is still warm, 37f.. Last year at this time we were already out doing ice rescue training..

Godfather
01-15-2012, 11:11 PM
The lakes around here haven't frozen in my lifetime... my dad grew up playing pond hockey on these lakes almost every winter. Kinda lame :wha: We have to go up north to get outdoor games in. Totally worth it though

Loser
01-15-2012, 11:33 PM
The lakes around here haven't frozen in my lifetime... my dad grew up playing pond hockey on these lakes almost every winter. Kinda lame :wha: We have to go up north to get outdoor games in. Totally worth it though

Always thought vancouver was further north. Learn something new every day eh? lol

Hugh_Janus
01-15-2012, 11:34 PM
is there an echo where you are? :-k

JoeyB
01-15-2012, 11:52 PM
is there an echo where you are? :-k

is there an echo where you are? :-k

Loser
01-16-2012, 12:19 AM
is there an echo where you are? :-k

:? huh?

Teh One Who Knocks
01-16-2012, 01:48 AM
The lakes around here haven't frozen in my lifetime... my dad grew up playing pond hockey on these lakes almost every winter. Kinda lame :wha: We have to go up north to get outdoor games in. Totally worth it though

During a good winter, the lakes in Vermont I grew up around would freeze with 3 feet of ice

Godfather
01-16-2012, 04:26 AM
That's unreal lance, must have been fun. Maybe the novelty wears off but you'd have to drag me kicking and screaming off that every day :thumbsup:


Always thought vancouver was further north. Learn something new every day eh? lol

It's probably not as much that we're not far north enough, it's just that being right on the ocean, the weather is very mild. Almost never hotter than 25c in the summer and rarely colder than -2c in the winter.

RBP
01-16-2012, 05:04 AM
I got a blowjob tonight :dance:

Fodster
01-16-2012, 05:40 AM
I always thought that was you in your Pic and you were a girl!

RBP
01-16-2012, 05:44 AM
I always thought that was you in your Pic and you were a girl!

:-s

I've been called worse. :lol:

Foxdana
01-16-2012, 06:13 AM
My little girl (who is 18!) got into her first university preference on the first round of offers, so I am so proud of her!!

RBP
01-16-2012, 06:28 AM
My little girl (who is 18!) got into her first university preference on the first round of offers, so I am so proud of her!!

:woot:

Pony
01-16-2012, 11:44 AM
I got a blowjob tonight :dance:

The Yoga is finally paying off! :tup:

Teh One Who Knocks
01-16-2012, 11:45 AM
:bwaha:

RBP
01-16-2012, 01:53 PM
The Yoga is finally paying off! :tup:


:bwaha:

:slap:

Teh One Who Knocks
01-16-2012, 01:55 PM
Hey! :x

RBP
01-16-2012, 01:55 PM
Don't encourage him. :hand:

Muddy
01-16-2012, 03:00 PM
I got a blowjob tonight :dance:

What'd that set you back?

Teh One Who Knocks
01-16-2012, 03:38 PM
:burn:

MrsM
01-16-2012, 04:28 PM
I got a blowjob tonight :dance:

Yay RBP :tup:

MrsM
01-16-2012, 04:29 PM
My little girl (who is 18!) got into her first university preference on the first round of offers, so I am so proud of her!!

Yay Foxdana's little girl :tup:

Jezter
01-16-2012, 07:28 PM
Let me just add web-design up there with coding on my "subjects I dislike in my education" list.

DemonGeminiX
01-16-2012, 07:40 PM
Let me just add web-design up there with coding on my "subjects I dislike in my education" list.

What don't you like about coding?

Jezter
01-16-2012, 07:43 PM
What don't you like about coding?

Everything. It just is not for me. I reeeaally dislike that stuff. I'll gladly leave that for the Software dudes. Luckily, I've done all the coding courses I've needed to do. Now I have to take one web-design course....and that is with the newcomers. *sigh*

Leefro
01-16-2012, 07:51 PM
Where the fuck is Goofy ffs

Hugh_Janus
01-16-2012, 11:46 PM
I'm tired....









































of life :x

Teh One Who Knocks
01-16-2012, 11:55 PM
Where the fuck is Goofy ffs

Went to darts right after work and then I assume to bed.

Teh One Who Knocks
01-16-2012, 11:56 PM
Let me just add web-design up there with coding on my "subjects I dislike in my education" list.

http://i.imgur.com/hvpNy.jpg

RBP
01-17-2012, 12:05 AM
What'd that set you back?

Freebie... a girl actually blew me because she wanted to blow me. Go figure huh :lol:


:burn:

:slap:


Yay RBP :tup:

Thanks :)

Muddy
01-17-2012, 12:17 AM
Freebie... a girl actually blew me because she wanted to blow me. Go figure huh :lol:



:slap:



Thanks :)

God damn, I been waitin' all day for you to answer that.. :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
01-17-2012, 12:24 AM
:slap:

Hey! :x

RBP
01-17-2012, 12:30 AM
You brought it upon yourself :hand:

Leefro
01-17-2012, 12:31 AM
Went to darts right after work and then I assume to bed.

Keep missing him :(

Teh One Who Knocks
01-17-2012, 12:32 AM
Hey! :x

Did not :x


Keep missing him :(

He said he should be around on Wednesday

Leefro
01-17-2012, 12:35 AM
Posted something he wanted for his old man

Loser
01-17-2012, 12:54 AM
Freebie... a girl actually blew me because she wanted to blow me. Go figure huh :lol:



:slap:



Thanks :)

From hence forth, you are no longer known as Rainbow Party.

You will now be known as Rainbow PIMP!

I christen thee with my pimp hand....:slap:

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4002/4316968692_1af799b826.jpg

RBP
01-17-2012, 01:10 AM
From hence forth, you are no longer known as Rainbow Party.

You will now be known as Rainbow PIMP!

I christen thee with my pimp hand....:slap:

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4002/4316968692_1af799b826.jpg

:woot:

awesome pic :lol:

Godfather
01-17-2012, 03:11 AM
Did SOPA get shelved yesterday? I just read an article making it sound like the protestors might have earned a victory for the web :-k

KevinD
01-17-2012, 03:18 AM
Segal movies are supposed to be comedies, right? lol

Loser
01-17-2012, 03:22 AM
Did SOPA get shelved yesterday? I just read an article making it sound like the protestors might have earned a victory for the web :-k

Sopa/pipa got shelved until they take out certain parts that upset the white house. Obummer had a brain fart and said he'd veto it in it's current form.

Who knew he had a fkin brain :lol:

Godfather
01-17-2012, 03:30 AM
Ya Wikipedia shutting itself down for a day would cause me to change my mind about just about anything :lol: *anticipates boring day at work*

Goofy
01-17-2012, 12:50 PM
Wish I wasnt working tonight :(

Leefro
01-17-2012, 01:49 PM
Wish I wasnt working tonight :(

You requested something

I found
You look
You tell me if you want it
Your say thanks ;)

Muddy
01-17-2012, 01:55 PM
Who knew he had a fkin brain :lol:

Obummers not half the monster a certain portion of the media portrays him as.

Teh One Who Knocks
01-17-2012, 02:55 PM
This headache this morning is a bad one :|

Teh One Who Knocks
01-17-2012, 03:36 PM
I just found out I'm getting a $1/hour raise :cheers:

minz
01-17-2012, 03:40 PM
I just found out I'm getting a $1/hour raise :cheers:

:woot: thats a whole $10 more a week then. :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
01-17-2012, 03:41 PM
:woot: thats a whole $10 more a week then. :lol:

:slap:

minz
01-17-2012, 03:44 PM
:lol:

MrsM
01-17-2012, 04:01 PM
I just found out I'm getting a $1/hour raise :cheers:

Yay Lance :dance2:

Teh One Who Knocks
01-17-2012, 04:11 PM
Thanks, I'm excited....first raise in 2-1/2 years :)

Jezter
01-17-2012, 04:18 PM
Plaese redirect that 1 dollar a day straight to my paypal account, thank you. :D I will drink an honorary beer for you each weekend.

RBP
01-17-2012, 04:18 PM
:woot: Go Lance... you're buying!

Muddy
01-17-2012, 04:23 PM
The wings are on Lance!!

Teh One Who Knocks
01-17-2012, 04:24 PM
Plaese redirect that 1 dollar a day straight to my paypal account, thank you. :D I will drink an honorary beer for you each weekend.

It's $1/hour not per day :nono:


:woot: Go Lance... you're buying!

I am? :shock:


:outtahere:


The wings are on Lance!!

:woohoo:


Wait a minute :suspect:

Muddy
01-17-2012, 04:31 PM
It's $1/hour not per day :nono:



I am? :shock:


:outtahere:



:woohoo:


Wait a minute :suspect:

I went to 'wing zone' the other day, btw...

Teh One Who Knocks
01-17-2012, 04:41 PM
The Wing Zone by me closed awhile ago

Jezter
01-17-2012, 04:42 PM
It's $1/hour not per day :nono:



Well then even better! :D

Muddy
01-17-2012, 04:46 PM
The Wing Zone by me closed awhile ago

Those hot ones they had were Niiice.

Hal-9000
01-17-2012, 07:55 PM
I'm wearing two pairs of everything and I can't type it's so cold :| and I'm inside



fuck I hate this weather

Hugh_Janus
01-17-2012, 08:10 PM
these chumps playing forza better step up their game.... cos I'ma coming!

Pony
01-17-2012, 10:54 PM
It's $1/hour not per day :nono:





You actually get paid for the other 7 hours you fuck off here?

Teh One Who Knocks
01-17-2012, 10:57 PM
I'm at work between 9-1/2 and 10 hours a day :nono:

Hal-9000
01-17-2012, 11:19 PM
I'm at work between 9-1/2 and 10 hours a day :nono:

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...note how he didn't say he's working for 9-1/2 and 10 hours? He stated 'he's at work'.


:)

Teh One Who Knocks
01-17-2012, 11:22 PM
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...note how he didn't say he's working for 9-1/2 and 10 hours? He stated 'he's at work'.


:)

:chair:

DemonGeminiX
01-18-2012, 12:06 AM
Shit. I have to code the fucker myself now.

:|

DemonGeminiX
01-18-2012, 12:21 AM
The deeper you stick it in your vein
The deeper the thoughts, there's no more pain
I'm in heaven, I'm a god
I'm everywhere, I feel so hot
It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it, you're on the other side
I'm not an addict, maybe that's a lie.

Leefro
01-18-2012, 12:27 AM
No brain actioner or serious film ?

DemonGeminiX
01-18-2012, 12:28 AM
No brain actioner or serious film ?

Go with the no-brainer. They tend to be a lot more entertaining.

Leefro
01-18-2012, 12:29 AM
Darkest Hour has won over Tinker Tailor :tup:

DemonGeminiX
01-18-2012, 12:30 AM
Enjoy the digitally enhanced lobotomy.

:tup:

Leefro
01-18-2012, 12:32 AM
Dunno if they do Enhanced on a TS version ?

DemonGeminiX
01-18-2012, 12:32 AM
:idk:

Leefro
01-18-2012, 12:35 AM
They seem to be the grooviest Aliens I have seen in a long time

DemonGeminiX
01-18-2012, 12:38 AM
:-s

Do they have afros?

Leefro
01-18-2012, 12:39 AM
Versions a tad fuzzy but I don't think so

DemonGeminiX
01-18-2012, 12:46 AM
Holy shit! My mixtapes are still up at Megaupload.

:shock:

Leefro
01-18-2012, 12:49 AM
The ones we posted on AS ?

Hugh_Janus
01-18-2012, 12:49 AM
:? huh?

"learn something new every day eh?"

if tou shout "day" in an echoey place it'll sound like this.... day-eh-eh-eh

:sigh: :sad2:

DemonGeminiX
01-18-2012, 12:51 AM
The ones we posted on AS ?

Yeah. 4 years ago.

:lol:

Leefro
01-18-2012, 12:52 AM
I'll go and have a look for mine

Hal-9000
01-18-2012, 01:37 AM
Holy shit! My mixtapes are still up at Megaupload.

:shock:

I used to make mixtapes for girls...then I took an arrow to the knee :sad2:

allsmiles
01-18-2012, 03:27 AM
I am hoping I feel better by Thursday. I am the speaker at a training seminar and I need to be perky. I think I will take a shot of Nyquil and try to jill off before it takes effect.

Godfather
01-18-2012, 03:28 AM
*rubs eye* Smiles! Been a while. Sucks about the cold

allsmiles
01-18-2012, 03:33 AM
It has been too long of a while, my friend. I have missed this place and all of its creepy critters.