Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Shady]

Had it not been winter, I wouldn't have bothered to put on pants today.

Why did I think of that? Oh look Smiles is back! Hiya missy!

[allsmiles]

Had it not been winter, I wouldn't have bothered to put on pants today.

Why did I think of that? Oh look Smiles is back! Hiya missy!

Hello Mr. Meat! Who cares if it is winter or not? I never put pants on.

[Shady]

Hello Mr. Meat! Who cares if it is winter or not? I never put pants on.

Could be how you ended up with a cold or it could be from some jackass who was sick and touched a doorknob or something before you did?

[Shady]

Why the hell does my roommates dog always come to me when he wants to go outside even when my roommate is home?!

[allsmiles]

Could be how you ended up with a cold or it could be from some jackass who was sick and touched a doorknob or something before you did?

Or it could have been because my man kissed me when he had a bit of a cold and put his cooties all up in my mouth.

[RBP]

Why the hell does my roommates dog always come to me when he wants to go outside even when my roommate is home?!

two words... peanut butter. ;)

[RBP]

Or it could have been because my man kissed me when he had a bit of a cold and put his cooties all up in my mouth.

Men are gross. :lol:

Hey stranger! :woot:

[allsmiles]

Men are gross. :lol:

Hey stranger! :woot:

Hey punkin! *pounces*

We are all gross.

[deebakes]

smiles is back :shock:

:dance::cheerlead:

[allsmiles]

smiles is back :shock:

:dance::cheerlead:

Yup. Like a raging case of herpes.

[Shady]

Yup. Like a raging case of herpes.

I dunno if I'd put you in the same category as something that is a major turn off.

[RBP]

So Smiles is Finnish? :shock:

She must be because the guys said she had a little Finn in her. :dance:

[allsmiles]

So Smiles is Finnish? :shock:

She must be because the guys said she had a little Finn in her. :dance:

Not so little... :finland:

[Jezter]

Could be how you ended up with a cold or it could be from some jackass who was sick and touched a doorknob or something before you did?
I definitely did touch a knob..and I do qualify for a douche...and I was not too sick, just a little sore throat for a couple days...but all in all, you are right. :lol:

Why the hell does my roommates dog always come to me when he wants to go outside even when my roommate is home?!
Or then the dog just remembers how much peanutbutter fits on that meatstick of yours. :lol: :p

Or it could have been because my man kissed me when he had a bit of a cold and put his cooties all up in my mouth.
Things were put in our mouths, most definitely.

So Smiles is Finnish? :shock:

She must be because the guys said she had a little Finn in her. :dance:
You can take a girl out of Texas, but you can't take Texas out of a girl! So as much as I try to make her a Finn, she will always be Texas girl atleast a little bit. ;)

Not so little... :finland:
http://i.imgur.com/YvqYR.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

I'm currently surfing the website from my PC-BSD desktop (Unix). I'm a-dual-bootin' baby!

:dance: :mrgreen:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm currently surfing the website from my PC-BSD desktop (Unix). I'm a-dual-bootin' baby!

:dance: :mrgreen:

And? :-s

[DemonGeminiX]

One down, three to go!

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn numpties [-(

[DemonGeminiX]

:meatspin:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Numpty :hand:

[DemonGeminiX]

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

:-k

































:-k





































:-k








































:catapult:

[DemonGeminiX]

http://3.forumer.com/html/emoticons/raydavies/moon.gif

[KevinD]

Listening to the radio this morning, I heard the DJ's say something about a politician complaining about a proposed bill to mandate a 5% down payment before a home loan can be approved. The pol said something like " If 5% down is required, then folks won't be able to afford homes" Anyone else know anything about this?

[DemonGeminiX]

:idk:

[DemonGeminiX]

Don't it make you feel bad
When you're tryin' to find your way home,
You dont know which way to go?
If you're goin' down south
They go no work to do,
If you don't know about Chicago.

[Hal-9000]

dammit if it gets any colder my penis will shrink down to the point where people will start calling me Lance! :x



:x

[KevinD]

hahahaha, when I was up in North Dakota last winter, I noticed that either I needed to invest in a penis pump, of cut my pubes back. The lil guy looked real lil then, lol

[Jezter]

dammit if it gets any colder my penis will shrink down to the point where people will start calling me Lance! :x



:x
I wonder how cold it needs to be to get to Jez... :(

[KevinD]

I wonder how cold it needs to be to get to Jez... :(

Depends.
Jez thinking of Rosanne Barr, or Jez thinking of 'Smiles?


Oh and Hi Jez!

[Hal-9000]

I wonder how cold it needs to be to get to Jez... :(

:hand:

Us men from the mighty north have mighty penises! :)

[Jezter]

Depends.
Jez thinking of Rosanne Barr, or Jez thinking of 'Smiles?


Oh and Hi Jez!
Hi Kev! I must say... I like Texas. :D At least when it comes to food and a certain woman. :P

:hand:

Us men from the mighty north have mighty penises! :)
The most gay quote of the day award goes to......HAL-9000! :cheers:

:lol:



But really...my penis is gorgeous.

[KevinD]

Confused..Did you make it to Texas on Vaca, Jez?

And I of coarse agree. Been around the world, and have never found anywhere that has the sheer amount of good looking down to earth women as we do here. The food is kind good too, as long as you like beef. lol

[Muddy]

And I of coarse agree. Been around the world, and have never found anywhere that has the sheer amount of good looking down to earth women as we do here. The food is kind good too, as long as you like beef. lol

I hear The Viking countries cant be touched as far as level of fineness and quantity..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And I of coarse agree. Been around the world, and have never found anywhere that has the sheer amount of good looking down to earth women as we do here. The food is kind good too, as long as you like beef. lol

We are also a country of 300 million people....per capita, I would say there are a lot of countries with better looking women than we have here in the states. When I was in the Netherlands, there were drop dead gorgeous women everywhere I went. Same when I was in Rome.

[KevinD]

Guess you guys are still a bit uptight from another thread. It was tongue in cheek.

Jeesh, I'll go away now, lol

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Then type it in tongue-in-cheek font next time :nono:

[KevinD]

WTF font is that? lol
Joey's already got a lock on blue, lol

[Muddy]

We arent uptight.. We are MAD that Jezters porking one of our citizens!!! :x

[KevinD]

But if he really is, good for Him, Smiles would probably rock his world. hahaha

[Muddy]

Yeah im just kidding.. I was using that tongue in cheek font... :lol:

[KevinD]

hahahaha...Gonna have to poke around in the fonts and find one for tongue in cheek for real.

[KevinD]

Nope, nothing there that's jumping out at me

[Muddy]

*squints*

[Hal-9000]

Guess you guys are still a bit uptight from another thread. It was tongue in cheek.

Jeesh, I'll go away now, lol

My ass is uptight...I work on it to be that way :)

[Hal-9000]

We arent uptight.. We are MAD that Jezters porking one of our citizens!!! :x

Jez is porking Kev?


:x damn rights we're pissed!!!!!

[KevinD]

Jez is porking Kev?


:x damn rights we're pissed!!!!!

Hey now, I don't wear my underwear backwards for anybody....lol

[Shady]

Do astronauts masturbate in space?

[redred]

Do astronauts masturbate in space?

I've seen a porno which they did it in that plane that skins the orbit just as the bloke done the nut load ,funny watching the girl trying to eat weightless jizz

Sent from my HTC Wildfire

[Pony]

Confused..Did you make it to Texas on Vaca, Jez?



Yep, he made it all the way to Texas and didn't even drop in to say hello to you. :nana:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I got some free money in the mail today :)

Have you ever gotten those notices in the mail that you are part of some class action lawsuit? I get them every now and again and they always say that if you want to remain a part of the suit, do nothing and wait. Well, I got a check today from some class action suit. I have no idea what it's from, but it's almost $82 :)

[Pony]

Not too shabby. I usually get them and they say in the letter that the average payout will be like 12 bucks. Never have gotten a check though.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

First time I have ever gotten a check from any of them...it was a nice surprise

[Hal-9000]

First time I have ever gotten a check from any of them...it was a nice surprise

Ok, this is new to me. How the hell can you be part of a class action lawsuit without knowing about it? And you got a legit check that you can cash?

[Hal-9000]

Do astronauts masturbate in space?

With all of the cameras and sensors....I know I would :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ok, this is new to me. How the hell can you be part of a class action lawsuit without knowing about it? And you got a legit check that you can cash?

I assume that they go back thru the customer records for the time of the lawsuit encompasses. So they try to get hold of you at your last known address. So if you did business with or were a customer of the company being sued, you are automatically a part of the lawsuit.

[Hal-9000]

Do they outline what the issue was..as in product, service, company you used?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah, usually the notification letters are rather long and filled with a lot of small print

[Hal-9000]

so the condom broke and you got 82 bucks



:thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Free money FTW :cheers:

[Hal-9000]

Maybe I can be part of class action lawsuit...one of the victims who suffered trauma after watching Twilight

[Teh One Who Knocks]

If you did that, people would just point and laff :point:

[Hal-9000]

:sad2:


I was coerced into watching it

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:hand:

[Hal-9000]

:(


It's like a big red A, carved into my skin forever...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yes it is :tup:

[RBP]

:(

It's like a big red A, carved into my skin forever...

A = Asshole?

[Hal-9000]

:sad2:

[RBP]

:sad2:

Oh quit your pouting, ya fruit. :dance:

[Hal-9000]

ok :)


:dance:









HEY!!!!!! :x

[RBP]

:dance:

[RBP]

$135 for teeth cleaning! It should include a knobber for that price!

[minz]

:lol: I'm glad someone else said it and not me, I'm trying really really hard not to be a bitch this week. :mrgreen:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

$135 for teeth cleaning! It should include a knobber for that price!

My cleanings are free :-s

[RBP]

My cleanings are free :-s

:stfu:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nana:

[Hugh_Janus]

$135 for teeth cleaning! It should include a knobber for that price!
it will include one if you're getting your teeth cleaned :dance:

[RBP]

That doesn't even make sense :|

[Hugh_Janus]

knobber = asshole over here

[golfer]

ok 1 more hour before i have to get ready for work...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ready yet? :-s

[golfer]

Ready yet? :-s

no ... took a shower... but waiting as long as possible before i put on my suit & tie

[Hal-9000]

$135 for teeth cleaning! It should include a knobber for that price!

I pay 220, don't be sad..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I pay 220, don't be sad..

Seriously? :confused:

[Hal-9000]

It's based on units of time... 4 units of scaling is typical.

My teeth are always pristine (according to them) but I have to get deep root planing, to ensure that bacteria etc doesn't go into the pockets/nerve.
So it may take them more time (6 units) to do the same job on me.

When she gets out those hand tools...it's the only thing that makes me cringe.You have no idea how much it hurts (without blood)


Some folks up here pay the same as me, we threw out the dental fee guide in 1997 so it's kind of a free for all up here for dentists

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Wow, that's crazy

[Fodster]

Been at work since 8, its now 11.50 and Ive done nothing but browse this forum!

[golfer]

well almost time to get dressed so that i can sit and not fret about being late...

[Fodster]

Not golfing today Golfer?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Been at work since 8, its now 11.50 and Ive done nothing but browse this forum!

:woot:

[Muddy]

I pay 220, don't be sad..

I pay nothing with my insurance plan... But aside from that I think they run $70..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well, that was fun, just finished scheduling some bills to be paid :|

[golfer]

Not golfing today Golfer?

no... hopefully sometime next week...

[Fodster]

What course do you play at? handicap?

[allsmiles]

But really...my penis is gorgeous.
It really is.


We arent uptight.. We are MAD that Jezters porking one of our citizens!!! :x So go pork a girl from Finland. Even the score.


But if he really is, good for Him, Smiles would probably rock his world. hahaha He definitely rocked mine. Yowsers...

[Hal-9000]

Allsmells!!!!!!



Nice to see you again :tup:

[allsmiles]

Hi Hal! *rapes with hugs*

[Hal-9000]

:oops:

So the rumors are true...Jez was a complete gentleman and didn't say a word about seeing you until the Facebook pic.You look great girl, Jez is a lucky man :thumbsup:

[allsmiles]

:oops:

So the rumors are true...Jez was a complete gentleman and didn't say a word about seeing you until the Facebook pic.You look great girl, Jez is a lucky man :thumbsup:

What facebook picture? The rumors are true, yes. We are an item.

[Hal-9000]

:doh:

oh crap twice now I open my mouth on this subject I get this horrible feeling that I should not :lol:


innocent pic of you and Jez tonguing..made me laff

[allsmiles]

:doh:

oh crap twice now I open my mouth on this subject I get this horrible feeling that I should not :lol:


innocent pic of you and Jez tonguing..made me laff

The one where he was sucking my tongue or the one where we were licking each other's tongues? There were a few pictures taken...

When did you open your mouth about this the first time? Remember, I have been gone a while

[Hal-9000]

oh Lord...please don't ask, it's not a big thing...

the gist is that Jez went somewhere for Xmas, kept it a big secret here and I pressed him for details after he got back.Then I saw a facebook pic of you two licking tongues and I recognized you without him telling me..

I was very proud of him at that moment :thumbsup:

[allsmiles]

Ah, I see. How did you know it was me? My breasticles weren't in that picture.

[Hal-9000]

I remember your nose and mouth....yes I'm a little weird that way looking at women above the chestline at times :lol:

[allsmiles]

I remember your nose and mouth....yes I'm a little weird that way looking at women above the chestline at times :lol:

Fag

[Hal-9000]

:sad2:




at least you capitalized it :dance:





I have to roll princess, be good

[allsmiles]

You too sweetums

[deebakes]

facebook :shock:

[Jezter]

Confused..Did you make it to Texas on Vaca, Jez?

And I of coarse agree. Been around the world, and have never found anywhere that has the sheer amount of good looking down to earth women as we do here. The food is kind good too, as long as you like beef. lol
Why yes, yes I made it to Texas. Almost didn't make it out of there tho. :lol: And yes, I love me some beef!

I hear The Viking countries cant be touched as far as level of fineness and quantity..
Viking Countries = Platinum Tear 8-)


We arent uptight.. We are MAD that Jezters porking one of our citizens!!! :x
Yeah! And trying to make her half-Finn! :huh:

But if he really is, good for Him, Smiles would probably rock his world. hahaha
She does...oh fuck she does! :cloud9:

Yep, he made it all the way to Texas and didn't even drop in to say hello to you. :nana:
Im a bad person. :(

[Shady]

facebook :shock:

Thank god no one has found me on facebook yet 8-[

[golfer]

What course do you play at? handicap?

local public ones ... handicap was like a 12 now its closer to a 15...



ok work done check
feet hurt check
do it again tomorrow check

[DemonGeminiX]

Why yes, yes I made it to Texas. Almost didn't make it out of there tho. :lol: And yes, I love me some beef!

Well, at least you got away from Ragnarok for a little while.

:)

[DemonGeminiX]

:-k

Do I want bash or tcsh?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have ZERO ambition today :|

[DemonGeminiX]

Perry's dropping out of the GOP race.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No surprise there at all really. I'm actually surprised he's stayed in this long.

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

They're saying that Santorum won Iowa now.

[KevinD]

Well, congrats Jez and Smiles! Next time don't keep it a secret and we'll all get together and tear up a beer hall somewhere. lol

Just got off the phone, as I figured, gotta head up to Madill, Ok today so I can be on the rig first thing in the am. Looking for hotels as we speak. Looking like Ardmore, or Durant may be where I'll be tonight.
At least the weather is supposed to be nice this weekend up there.

[Jezter]

Well, at least you got away from Ragnarok for a little while.

:)
Yeah man, but now being back and the Ragnarock throwing in a bigger gear, I wish I could go back right away...

Well, congrats Jez and Smiles! Next time don't keep it a secret and we'll all get together and tear up a beer hall somewhere. lol

I think it is hard to find a beer hall that can handle a Finn. :D

[Muddy]

I think it is hard to find a beer hall that can handle a Finn. :D

:roll: I'd wager there's plenty... :lol:

[Jezter]

:roll: I'd wager there's plenty... :lol:

Easy moneez. 8-)

[Muddy]

Now if you were a Russina I'd be scared... I hear rumors those guys stay inebriated... :lol:

[KevinD]

Never drank with a Finn. Carried a few Germans and one Russian out of bars before (I was MUCH younger then, lol)
I still drink, probably more than the average Texan, but I rarely get shitty anymore.

[golfer]

fuck i have to get ready for work... hope today is busier than last night ... so the shift flies by

[Leefro]

Samuel L Jackson has just bitten the dust

[MrsM]

Samuel L Jackson has just bitten the dust

? did he die?

[Leefro]

Yes








in Deep Blue Sea

[MrsM]

Yes








in Deep Blue Sea

Oh :dunce: sorry :)

[DemonGeminiX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMwmqp3GLMc

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Live long and suck it Zachary Quinto :lol:

I love Big Bang Theory :lol:

[Muddy]

I can't take him serious as Spock..

[MrsM]

Thought this was funny...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLCw3HaPGRU&feature=player_embedded

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I can't take him serious as Spock..

He was awful....although I don't care much for the 're-imagined' Star Trek. It was a good sci-fi movie, but it was a shitty Star Trek film.

[Hal-9000]

I originally liked Quinto in Star Trek.Then I found out that he was gay both on American Horror Story and in real life.He had such a nasty, scary character on the first season of Heroes...then, we find out he prefers his hot dogs, in the bun.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shock:

[DemonGeminiX]

I've been stuffed in your pocket for the last hundred days
When I don't get my bath, I take it out on the slaves
So grease up your baby for the ball on the hill
Polish them rockets now, and swallow those pills

[Hal-9000]

You see those warriors from Hammerfall? They've got curved swords! Curved. Swords

[DemonGeminiX]

I can't handle it, I'm intolerant
I rip off my shirt and I deal with it
I won't throw a fit, I don't give a shit
I fall flat on my face in the back of this one

[Hal-9000]

:lol:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjF8EKzxU4

[DemonGeminiX]

You're getting closer
To pushing me off of life's little edge
'Cause I'm a loser
And sooner or later you know I'll be dead

You're getting closer
You're holding the rope and I'm taking the fall
'Cause I'm a loser
I'm a loser, yeah

[Hal-9000]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKx6EPimxPI

[Hal-9000]

I'm a 84th level archer in Skyrim.I have 6 different types of arrows and really enjoy trying to pick things off from a distance...

I do notice that when I fight people though, I aim directly for the knee during each and every encounter :lol:

[Godfather]

Interesting show on the CBC right now about studying teenagers brains and figuring out why they're so stupid and passionate and shit :lol:

[Hal-9000]

It's the fucking iPhones that turn them into morons, don't kid yourself :lol:


I gotta roll

[Godfather]

It's the fucking iPhones that turn them into morons, don't kid yourself :lol:


I gotta roll

Ya, and those kids at Woodstock, dropping acid for an entire decade from my parent's generation were geniuses :lol:

As were the 'Angry young men' movement from post WWI...

Kids have always pissed off and confused their elders. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

actually...it's when we gave you the means to express yourselves is when it all started turning to shit



:lol: bye

[Godfather]

:lol: Later...

[Shady]

I just found out that there is going to be a Star Wars XXX Parody :lol:

[deebakes]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiKPjPLPLh4

[Shady]

:thumbsup:

[DemonGeminiX]

A little voice inside my head said, "Don't look back, you can never look back..."

[Jezter]

I sorta feel like having a beer or two, but Im not sure if I should spend on beer... :-k

[Leefro]

What a nice Salad

[Richard Cranium]

well, that was fun...

[Hal-9000]

A little voice inside my head said, "Don't look back, you can never look back..."

Boyz of Summer :cheerlead:

[Hal-9000]

Unreal...fuck me man..

cover story in our paper today, a 23 yr old babysitter was at a mall and left an infant in a car for over 20 minutes, no heat in the car.(It was -32C yesterday).Some do-gooder noticed the baby and called emergency services and they got the kid out while they waited for the babysitter to return to the car :|

how do you not think like that?

[Jezter]

What a nice Salad

Tossed?

[Jezter]

Unreal...fuck me man..

cover story in our paper today, a 23 yr old babysitter was at a mall and left an infant in a car for over 20 minutes, no heat in the car.(It was -32C yesterday).Some do-gooder noticed the baby and called emergency services and they got the kid out while they waited for the babysitter to return to the car :|

how do you not think like that?
http://thumbpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/duct-tape-baby.jpg

[Hugh_Janus]

I'm fed up

[Hal-9000]

at least that baby has got his ducky :(

[Jezter]

I'm fed up

Fap. It helps.

[Hal-9000]

I'm fed up

food, work or women??

[Jezter]

at least that baby has got his ducky :(

His? I would've gone with hers.

[Hal-9000]

Yes she is wearing pink I suppose

[Jezter]

Yes she is wearing pink I suppose

But I wear pink too...

[Hal-9000]

It's Friday...later on I'll be wearing something pink as well :shifty:

[Hugh_Janus]

Fap. It helps.
really? I'm lucky you're around, cos I'd never have known that....





:facepalm:

food, work or women??
food a little bit, work, a lot and women.... I've given up on them. I'm gunna die a lonely, miserable old man.... can't wait :dance:

[Jezter]

It's Friday...later on I'll be wearing something pink as well :shifty:
A girl coming over and you are going to wear her like the crown jewel that she is?

really? I'm lucky you're around, cos I'd never have known that....





:facepalm:


Take your sarcasm elsewhere young man!

[Jezter]

I'm gunna die a lonely, miserable old man.... can't wait :dance:

With such charming personality, it is truly hard to believe... :roll:

[Hal-9000]

A girl coming over and you are going to wear her like the crown jewel that she is?

YES! the pink thing will be a vag...with a girl attached to it

[Jezter]

YES! the pink thing will be a vag...with a girl attached to it

Go go Hal! Iz your vajazzle day! You gon' hump like iz your vaj day!

[Hal-9000]

They call me the two stroke piston engine of love :cool:

[Jezter]

They call me the two stroke piston engine of love :cool:

Such a compliment. Im know as "The One Jab Jez".

[Hugh_Janus]

With such charming personality, it is truly hard to believe... :roll:

If I had a reason to charm you, believe you me, you'd think I was the best thing since sliced bread 8-)

[Jezter]

If I had a reason to charm you, believe you me, you'd think I was the best thing since sliced bread 8-)

I dislike pre-sliced bread. :(

[Hal-9000]

Such a compliment. Im know as "The One Jab Jez".

The ol in and out and that's it? :lol:

Tell the girl it's a compliment to her beauty and sexiness...when you squirt before the underwear come off

[Jezter]

The ol in and out and that's it? :lol:

Tell the girl it's a compliment to her beauty and sexiness...when you squirt before the underwear come off

No, it comes from the black eye leave as a trade mark. I don't have to tell the bitch twice to suck my cock! :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

I dislike pre-sliced bread. :(

:-s

[Muddy]

No, it comes from the black eye leave as a trade mark. I don't have to tell the bitch twice to suck my cock! :lol:


Wow..

[Hal-9000]

No, it comes from the black eye leave as a trade mark. I don't have to tell the bitch twice to suck my cock! :lol:

Finnish testosterone rocks :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

aahwhaddup poutine

[Hugh_Janus]

actually, wtf is poutine, you canadian :freaks:

[Jezter]

Wow..
:P

Finnish testosterone rocks :lol:
I has ze Viking Blood, bishez!

[Jezter]

:-s

Have you seen the bread we eat?

Here...
http://static.iltalehti.fi/terveys/leipaaaaSPS_tr.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

:P

I has ze Viking Blood, bishez!

:-s

How's that ragnarok treating you right about now, Mr. Spam Viking Spam Blood Spam?

[DemonGeminiX]

I imagine myself
living in the groove
in and out and in between
I need some room to move
but I know
I'm too big to fit myself between
the footsteps and concrete

[Jezter]

:-s

How's that ragnarok treating you right about now, Mr. Spam Viking Spam Blood Spam?
Spam? Dude, really? For the first time in a long time I have the time to be Jez around here and I get called spam? I haz a sad nao. :(

[DemonGeminiX]

Spam? Dude, really? For the first time in a long time I have the time to be Jez around here and I get called spam? I haz a sad nao. :(

Oh come on, you should get that Monty Python reference. I've only posted that vid a hundred times.

:dunno:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE

[Jezter]

Oh come on, you should get that Monty Python reference. I've only posted that vid a hundred times.

:dunno:
Yes, yes, I gets it... I was just being my emo Jez self... seems like I have been here waaaay too little. Y'all forgotten my forum kung-fu!

[Muddy]

:P

I has ze Viking Blood, bishez!

I dont think the Vikings used hair care products...

[Hal-9000]

actually, wtf is poutine, you canadian :freaks:

poutine is shit that you Brits would make....


you take a pile of chips, cover it in gravy, cheese, bacon bits and onions if you like...

it's a hot plate of heart attack on the go :thumbsup:

[DemonGeminiX]

Yes, yes, I gets it... I was just being my emo Jez self... seems like I have been here waaaay too little. Y'all forgotten my forum kung-fu!



Oh, we forgot to tell you: There's no emo allowed on the board. It makes the rest of the members sick to their stomachs. You'll have to pretend to be a real man now.

:d

[Hal-9000]

Yes, yes, I gets it... I was just being my emo Jez self... seems like I have been here waaaay too little. Y'all forgotten my forum kung-fu!

Your kung fu is gay and weak :hand:

[Hal-9000]

I dont think the Vikings used hair care products...


Oh, we forgot to tell you: There's no emo allowed on the board. It makes the rest of the members sick to their stomachs. You'll have to pretend to be a real man now.

:d


:burn:

:burn:

[Hugh_Janus]

cheese and gravy? WTF is wrong with you people? :barf:

[Joebob034]

poutine is shit that you Brits would make....


you take a pile of chips, cover it in gravy, cheese, bacon bits and onions if you like...

it's a hot plate of heart attack on the go :thumbsup:

haha my friends and I would always get that shit when we used to go over to Windsor.

[Hugh_Janus]

wait.... I meant :puke:

[Muddy]

poutine is shit that you Brits would make....


you take a pile of chips, cover it in gravy, cheese, bacon bits and onions if you like...

it's a hot plate of heart attack on the go :thumbsup:

http://i.imgur.com/NhBQN.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

cheese and gravy? WTF is wrong with you people? :barf:

:-s

Depending on the type of gravy, I may or may not take your side on this one.

[Jezter]

Oh, we forgot to tell you: There's no emo allowed on the board. It makes the rest of the members sick to their stomachs. You'll have to pretend to be a real man now.

:d
http://i.imgur.com/kkprr.png

Your kung fu is gay and weak :hand:
Bring it, Canadafag! :x

I dont think the Vikings used hair care products...
Whale fat. 'Nuff said.

[Muddy]

Whale fat. 'Nuff said.

http://i.imgur.com/X8TJr.jpg

[Hal-9000]

cheese and gravy? WTF is wrong with you people? :barf:

Mozzarella and cheddar cheese....damn it's good.

Don't be giving me none of that lip, you guys boil or fry everything..it's wonder you don't all drop dead of heart attacks at 30

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/NhBQN.jpg

nice :lol:

poutine is actually an eastern Canadian food or French, we don't get it here in the west.You can ask some places but for the most part it's not common

[beowulf]

you guys fry everything..it's wonder you don't all drop dead of heart attacks at 30


thats the scottish................dont ask what a Glasgow salad is :lol:

[MrsM]

Mozzarella and cheddar cheese....damn it's good.

Don't be giving me none of that lip, you guys boil or fry everything..it's wonder you don't all drop dead of heart attacks at 30

Mmmm Poutine :yummy:

[Hal-9000]

thats the scottish................dont ask what a Glasgow salad is :lol:

EH!

Ex bosses wife came from Newcastle (just saw her last week btw)...she keeps me informed of all the strange things you guys do :hand:

[Hal-9000]

Mmmm Poutine :yummy:

On a cold enough day, I would fuck poutine....it's that sticky, ooey, gooey good! :)

[beowulf]

EH!



about time you typed in a Canadian accent :lol::lol::lol:

[Hal-9000]

bout time you made a post or two...good to see you lad

[Hugh_Janus]

:-s

Depending on the type of gravy, I may or may not take your side on this one.
there is only one gravy.... and that's the stuff you have with your sunday dinner. You yanks will call anything gravy; like that nasty looking white sauce you get on grits :hand:

[beowulf]

its all down to time and not having much of it......im about to disapeer for an hour cos i need to tackle a few things on the workbench but i will try and be back later

[Muddy]

there is only one gravy.... and that's the stuff you have with your sunday dinner. You yanks will call anything gravy; like that nasty looking white sauce you get on grits :hand:

:x

[minz]

Hugh is right :)

[Hugh_Janus]

Mozzarella and cheddar cheese....damn it's good.

Don't be giving me none of that lip, you guys boil or fry everything..it's wonder you don't all drop dead of heart attacks at 30
don't get me wrong, I'll try it, but it sounds minging. BTW, its the scots that deep fry everything.... including pizza :facepalm:

[beowulf]

there is only one gravy.... and that's the stuff you have with your sunday dinner. :

what he said! ..................and dont forget the yorkie puds :thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

its all down to time and not having much of it......im about to disapeer for an hour cos i need to tackle a few things on the workbench but i will try and be back later

ach, it's down to weight too....you have a fat ass and therefore move slower.Just think, if you lost 3 stone it would feel like time travel :lol:

[beowulf]

don't get me wrong, I'll try it, but it sounds minging. BTW, its the scots that deep fry everything.... including pizza :facepalm:

once went into a scottish chippie for pie and chips........couldnt believe it when they chucked the pie in the fryer.......eeeeeeeew! :barf:

[Jezter]

Good thing we Finns don't have anything disgusting. Except for Mämmi and Mustamakkara.

[Richard Cranium]

...dont ask what a Glasgow salad is :lol:


Is that anything like a Cleavland Steamer?

[Hal-9000]

Good thing we Finns don't have anything disgusting. Except for Mämmi and Mustamakkara.

pictures and/or descriptions please

unless those are girls you know :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

once went into a scottish chippie for pie and chips........couldnt believe it when they chucked the pie in the fryer.......eeeeeeeew! :barf:

you know, if I hadn't seen the same thing happen with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe what you just said :lol:

[beowulf]

Good thing we Finns don't have anything disgusting. Except for Mämmi and Mustamakkara.

dont you have sustrumming?...or however its spelt :lol:

[Hal-9000]

so really...the Scots will deep fry pizza?


wtf is wrong with those people :lol:

[Richard Cranium]

Good thing we Finns don't have anything disgusting. Except for Mämmi and Mustamakkara.



So you wont claim any portion of Lutefisk as Finnish?

[Jezter]

pictures and/or descriptions please

unless those are girls you know :lol:

http://satwcomic.com/art/exotic-food.jpg'
and
https://portal.mtt.fi/portal/pls/portal/docs/1/2965952.JPG

[Jezter]

dont you have sustrumming?...or however its spelt :lol:


So you wont claim any portion of Lutefisk as Finnish?

We share both of these with the Swedes, but they are swedish more than Finnish.

[Hal-9000]

well still no description for Mammi and Mustamakkara....that cartoon only shows a guy with a pile of shit on a plate for Mammi, no description :|

[Jezter]

well still no description for Mammi and Mustamakkara....that cartoon only shows a guy with a pile of shit on a plate for Mammi, no description :|

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mämmi
and
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mustamakkara

[Hal-9000]

okay I could have done that you mook...I wanted to hear it from you :lol:


the mammi doesn't sound too bad...get the fuck away from me with the second one though :hand:

[Hal-9000]

its all down to time and not having much of it......im about to disapeer for an hour cos i need to tackle a few things on the workbench but i will try and be back later


ach, it's down to weight too....you have a fat ass and therefore move slower.Just think, if you lost 3 stone it would feel like time travel :lol:

BUMP


not gonna let this go right past :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Hugh is right :)

Bullshit...Kentucky Fried Chicken gravy is whitish/greyish/greenish and it's damn yummy :yumyum:

[Jezter]

okay I could have done that you mook...I wanted to hear it from you :lol:


the mammi doesn't sound too bad...get the fuck away from me with the second one though :hand:

Well elaborate and be more clear you fucking canadafag! Im enjoying having my wikipedia back, you fag.


:lol:

<3 Hal.

[Hal-9000]

well I asked you what they were and you post a cartoon that doesn't explain what they are ffs :lol:

and it's MS. Canadafag to you mister :x

[Hal-9000]

I don't wanna go back to work :sad2:

[Hal-9000]

Where the hell is Lance? I've missed him all day....


OOOHHHH! He's probably at home re-watching the Dark Knight again :)

[Jezter]

well I asked you what they were and you post a cartoon that doesn't explain what they are ffs :lol:

and it's MS. Canadafag to you mister :x
Well, MS Canadafag, come Easter and you will have extensive Mämmi report! And next time I get Ragnarök drunk, you will have Mustamakkara report, you wimpy little "ooh ohh it's cold outside" Canadian.

[Richard Cranium]

Those fancy foreign words reminds me of the Ferengi.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/42/QuarkDS9.jpg/250px-QuarkDS9.jpg



:mrgreen:

[golfer]

thinking if i leave now i can maybe start work on detailing a car sooner...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Where the hell is Lance? I've missed him all day....

:wavey:


OOOHHHH! He's probably at home re-watching the Dark Knight again :)

:beatdown:

[Hal-9000]

Well, MS Canadafag, come Easter and you will have extensive Mämmi report! And next time I get Ragnarök drunk, you will have Mustamakkara report, you wimpy little "ooh ohh it's cold outside" Canadian.

*borrows something*

http://i.imgur.com/Rq6B2.jpg

[Hal-9000]

:wavey:



:beatdown:


:wavey:

Yikes....that was a crap day.Good to see this week come to an end

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:wavey:

Yikes....that was a crap day.Good to see this week come to an end

:cheers:

[minz]

Yep your right, it's been a crappy day :(

[Hal-9000]

GROUP HUG!!!! :) :) :)











(I'm naked)

[minz]

I need a cuddle today.

[Hal-9000]

Headlock?

It's like a huddle but then you eventually pass out :face:

[beowulf]

BUMP


not gonna let this go right past :lol:

i shall let someone else reply for me :lol:


http://i.imgur.com/2if27.jpg

[Hal-9000]

:mrgreen: I will fuck in the desired direction

[Hal-9000]

you closed the Beckinsale thread???????




:rofl:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

you closed the Beckinsale thread???????




:rofl:

It's a year old :|

And it's in the rules :slap: