Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Joebob034]

They seem to work pretty good...

pretty well :mrgreen:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:roll:

[Joebob034]

:dance:

[Hal-9000]

:lol:

That's why when I try and think of it, I buy the big package of AA batteries at the grocery store, that way I always have some on hand. Still expensive, but not nearly as bad as at a convenience store.

I bought some from a gas station once...good thing I had my friggin credit card :|

[Hal-9000]

I'm just glad that Speedway only sells the one sized box. I can never stop eating them.

Fucking batteries were $5 for two AA. "Advanced lit-ion+ last 4X longer" better be worth it!

:shock: don't batteries hurt on the way out?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's another one of those days :|

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I think I'll just work a half day today

[Hal-9000]

I don't wanna work......I don't even want to bang on de drum all day :x

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:lol:

[Muddy]

:hand: too soon you heathens


I disagree..

[Hal-9000]

wow.I just got back from our coffee drive thru.This chick in front of me left 2 full car spaces between her and the car ahead while she chatted with her buddy.That put me right in front of the McDonalds exit for their drive thru.People couldn't get out.....so I got out of my car, didn't touch the chick's car or even speak to her and motioned for her to pull up.

She instantly rolled down her window and started screaming - FUCK YOU ASSHOLE I'LL FUCKIN PULL UP WHEN I WANT, FUCK YOU FUCK OFF etc......it was surreal.

Then she pulled up the 25 feet in the drive thru lane TO THE OTHER CAR.....she got her stuff and gave me finger all the way out of the drive though.


I can't believe how brave some people are.She has no idea who I am and starts raging like that??? And then flips me the bird like it's a big joke????

Little silver Hyundai with the license REC-454.....I will see you again you fucking loud mouthed bitch....

[Muddy]

Some bitches need to be smacked..

[PorkChopSandwiches]

yep

[Hal-9000]

My heart is still pounding....I did nothing wrong, even was very polite about asking her to move up (the parking lot is fucked, Timmy's and McDonalds have almost intersecting drive thrus)

She instantly flipped and I stood there outside my car thinking - Wow, you're loud, fat and a total cunt to people you don't know....you should be careful....


She's very brave as some people would follow her to where she parked and take out a window or her tires, or worse.....I have a long memory :lol:

[Hal-9000]

:facepalm:

I used the c word in a post and it wasn't Canada..






:coat:

[Muddy]

Dont worry about it.. She's an idiot of this society.. People do need to realize though that they arent hiding behind the safety of facebook out at McDonalds though...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I would have just stayed behind her and laid on the horn till the bitch moved

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:facepalm:

I used the c word in a post and it wasn't Canada..






:coat:

Yeah, you could have easily just yanked her out of the car and beat her down :dance:

[Muddy]

I would have just stayed behind her and laid on the horn till the bitch moved

My wife does that shit.. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I would have just stayed behind her and laid on the horn till the bitch moved

I pulled the fuse for the horn...thus I had to get out and make a polite gesture....

If there weren't so many people behind me or in the lot in general, I would have probably tried to intimidate her.I can get loud and scary according to others....and that was so far out of line I'm posting about it :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My wife does that shit.. :lol:

I can't stand ignorant people that are just in the way and think the world revolvves around them

[Hal-9000]

I swear to you guys....she had two full car lengths ahead of her and she was blabbing to her passenger, smoking...doing everything but moving her car up.She must have known it or experienced something like it before, judging by the way she instantly went off on a total stranger.Then she does pull up at about 60 mph to the other vehicle :lol:

man, that pissed me right the fuck off

[Pony]

Too bad she didn't stomp on the gas and hit the building. I'm sure EVERYONE would have been laughing at her.

[MrsM]

I swear to you guys....she had two full car lengths ahead of her and she was blabbing to her passenger, smoking...doing everything but moving her car up.She must have known it or experienced something like it before, judging by the way she instantly went off on a total stranger.Then she does pull up at about 60 mph to the other vehicle :lol:

man, that pissed me right the fuck off

http://i40.tinypic.com/2eckh0o.jpg

[Pony]

She instantly flipped and I stood there outside my car thinking - Wow, you're loud, fat and a total cunt to people you don't know....you should be careful....



You should have been thinking out loud. Say that with a big smile on your face.

[Richard Cranium]

Lost my fucking keys,, prolly Wednesday night, just figured it out now.. damn it..

[PorkChopSandwiches]

You dont go anywhere very often do ya? :lol:

[Pony]

Don't worry, you'll find them in the last place you look.


:huh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm thinking that when I get home it's time to clean my firearms :|

I don't think I could possibly been in a worse mood even if I wanted to :-k

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I'm thinking that when I get home it's time to clean my firearms :|

I don't think I could possibly been in a worse mood even if I wanted to :-k

Is that a good time to be playing with your gun ;)

[MrsM]

I'm thinking that when I get home it's time to clean my firearms :|

I don't think I could possibly been in a worse mood even if I wanted to :-k

Perhaps being in a bad mood and having firearms out is not a good combo?

[Richard Cranium]

I don't like leaving the castle if I don't haf'ta

Was out and about in my Jeep Tuesday, took the wifes car to hockey Wed,, thinking maybe I dropped them somewhere at the rink..

[Hal-9000]

work is getting steadily worse...


good gravy I'm having a Lance day :|



Calgon take me away!

[Hal-9000]

I'm going to get into shit tonight..I can just feel it building :lol:

[Hal-9000]

piss off with the ghey comments^^ I meant try to get into trouble...

[Richard Cranium]

Don't worry, you'll find them in the last place you look.


:huh:

Found'em, gonna keep looking more places just to prove you wrong..:mrgreen:


piss off with the ghey comments^^ I meant try to get into trouble...

:haha::nyan:


:d

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Thank fucking god this week is over :|


And my apologies to anyone caught in the fallout...didn't mean to be an ass, but man work has me stressed out right now. I know that's no excuse, so I'm sorry.

[Goofy]

Don't worry, you'll find them in the last place you look.


:huh:

Better to look in the last place you were gonna look first then :tup:



I'm thinking that when I get home it's time to clean my firearms :|

I don't think I could possibly been in a worse mood even if I wanted to :-k

:shock: :hills:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And now my boss is texting me...I can't fucking win

:suicide:

[Goofy]

And now my boss is texting me...I can't fucking win

:suicide:

See if you press and hold the button on the right hand side of your phone....... magic happens :tup:

[minz]

And now my boss is texting me...I can't fucking win

:suicide:

:empathy:


See if you press and hold the button on the right hand side of your phone....... magic happens :tup:

:tup: :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

See if you press and hold the button on the right hand side of your phone....... magic happens :tup:

And then he'll just call on the house phone :|

[Goofy]

And then he'll just call on the house phone :|

They can be unplugged quite easily :tup: Or you could tell him you moved back to a dial-up internet connection :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Or I could just go out and lay in the middle of the road out front and wait for the city bus to come by

[minz]

Or I could just go out and lay in the middle of the road out front and wait for the city bus to come by

Or you could just go get a few beers and leave the mobile at home. :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

In the mood I'm in, going out to the pub would be a bad idea :lol:


*sigh*

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I know one thing that makes me happy

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-1rOna2v4D7c/Tz7IacbNq9I/AAAAAAAAAC4/gn8TsALXXTM/s800/20120217_143524.jpg


:dance:

[Goofy]

Or I could just go out and lay in the middle of the road out front and wait for the city bus to come by

Knowing your luck the bus would be cancelled :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Thank fucking god this week is over :|


And my apologies to anyone caught in the fallout...didn't mean to be an ass, but man work has me stressed out right now. I know that's no excuse, so I'm sorry.



:sad2: my feeling got hurt....I may have to go to the hospital

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Knowing your luck the bus would be cancelled :lol:

:x

[Goofy]

:banana:

[Hal-9000]

:sad2: my feeling got hurt....I may have to go to the hospital

:(

aww that's ok hal, I luv you anyways

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:(

aww that's ok hal, I luv you anyways

:snapout:

[minz]

:(

aww that's ok hal, I luv you anyways

You know what they say about talking to yourself....

[Pony]

Found'em, gonna keep looking more places just to prove you wrong..:mrgreen:

:d

:clue:

[Hal-9000]

hal? Speaking of love, batten down the hatches tonight baby! I'm going to make you orgasm at least 3 times!!!!!! :dance:

[Hal-9000]

hal? Speaking of love, batten down the hatches tonight baby! I'm going to make you orgasm at least 3 times!!!!!! :dance:

:shock: yikes

[minz]

Hey Hal, you want to stay away from that Hal, he sound like a bit of a wanker. :huh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have an e-mail in my inbox with the following subject line:


FBI OFFICE GET BACK TO US IMMEDIATELY IF YOU DONT WANT US TO ARREST YOU AND JAIL YOU..

All it has is an attachment....that's safe to open, right? I mean I don't wanna get arrested :-k

[Hal-9000]

Hey Hal, you want to stay away from that Hal, he sound like a bit of a wanker. :huh:

he will be tonight!


Hand lube for the win :dance:

[Hal-9000]

I have an e-mail in my inbox with the following subject line:



All it has is an attachment....that's safe to open, right? I mean I don't wanna get arrested :-k

It's in caps dude.....that means it's legit and important.I would :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's in caps dude.....that means it's legit and important.I would :thumbsup:

But should I trust an attachment? I mean, I hear they are bad :-k

[Hal-9000]

But should I trust an attachment? I mean, I hear they are bad :-k

From the FBI????

DUHHHHH! They wouldn't send anything harmful

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/lnRnU.png

:-k

[Pony]

It's fake dude, the real FBI is already watching you right now, if they wanted to tell you something a man in black would just appear on your screen with instructions.

[minz]

http://i.imgur.com/lnRnU.png

:-k

If it's a $20,000.00 fine you MUST pay it right away because we would all miss you on here if you got locked up. :(

[DemonGeminiX]

And my apologies to anyone caught in the fallout...didn't mean to be an ass, but man work has me stressed out right now. I know that's no excuse, so I'm sorry.

:-k

You're just talking about now? So that doesn't include the past 6 years I've known you?








:dance: :nana: :meatspin:

[minz]

:-k

You're just talking about now? So that doesn't include the past 6 years I've known you?








:dance: :nana: :meatspin:

:rofl:

[Pony]

I know one thing that makes me happy

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-1rOna2v4D7c/Tz7IacbNq9I/AAAAAAAAAC4/gn8TsALXXTM/s800/20120217_143524.jpg


:dance:

3 boxes?

:gtfo:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-k

You're just talking about now? So that doesn't include the past 6 years I've known you?








:dance: :nana: :meatspin:

:fu:


3 boxes?

:gtfo:

They were on sale for $1/box :banana:

[minz]

Awe poor Lance :( :hug:

[DemonGeminiX]

:fu:

Hahahahaha!!!

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Awe poor Lance :( :hug:

You've been picking on me today too [-(

[minz]

You've been picking on me today too [-(

I know, and my conscience is killing me now. :(

[Hal-9000]

WAIT LANCE!


'read the enclose mail'

Not 'enclosed'....'enclose'.



I think it's a bomb :shock:

[DemonGeminiX]

Chris Christie flew the American flag at half mast for WHITNEY FUCKING HOUSTON?!?!?!

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!

:x

[Muddy]

Chris Christie flew the American flag at half mast for WHITNEY FUCKING HOUSTON?!?!?!

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!

:x

Disgusting innit?

[JoeyB]

Chris Christie flew the American flag at half mast for WHITNEY FUCKING HOUSTON?!?!?!

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!

:x

Isn't he the same guy who vowed to veto the NJ gay marriage act?

He's sending some seriously mixed signals here...

EDIT: And that's twice today someone mentioned him, odd...

[DemonGeminiX]

Disgusting innit?

I bet veterans all over this nation developed a sincere hatred for him after hearing about this. I know I'll never vote for him now. The audacity...

[Hal-9000]

was she not a great American singer? :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Chris Christie flew the American flag at half mast for WHITNEY FUCKING HOUSTON?!?!?!

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!

:x

:yawn:

[DemonGeminiX]

was she not a great American singer? :-s

Lowering flags at half mast is an honor reserved for those that gave their lives in service to the country. Not a singer.

[redred]

^^^ i clicked thanks to that

[Hal-9000]

Lowering flags at half mast is an honor reserved for those that gave their lives in service to the country. Not a singer.

got it, ok

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Lowering flags at half mast is an honor reserved for those that gave their lives in service to the country. Not a singer.

Where was your outrage when he did it for Clarence Clemons?

[DemonGeminiX]

Where was your outrage when he did it for Clarence Clemons?

:-s

Are you serious?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-s

Are you serious?

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/108838/new-jersey-flags-fly-at-half-staff-to-honor-clarence-clemons/

[DemonGeminiX]

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/108838/new-jersey-flags-fly-at-half-staff-to-honor-clarence-clemons/

:huh:

What the fuck is wrong with that fat bastard?!?

[Muddy]

Hey you!!! Git in my bellllayyy!

[DemonGeminiX]

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/800524_o.gif

[DemonGeminiX]

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsqljxwln91qei4h2o2_500.gif

[Hugh_Janus]

where the hell are the rest of my replies? :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

Eh?

:-s

[Hugh_Janus]

don't try abd be all canadian here....

[Hal-9000]

Eh?

:-s

{translation}

What the fuck are you going on about?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

don't try abd be all canadian here....

Take off you hoser :hand:

[Hugh_Janus]

umm.... hal?

[Hal-9000]

Take off you hoser :hand:

{translation}

Men don't wear dresses :hand:

[Hugh_Janus]

wut?

[Hal-9000]

wut?

{translation}

What kinda shit yo jus post homes....fo real???

[Hugh_Janus]

after 21 hours of being awake (no naps, cos I aint no pansy fuck), I'm off to sleep

[Hal-9000]

make some coffee and go for 23 you nancy-boy, I stayed up for 22 hours last Friday/Saturday :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I've only been up for 16 hours so far :sad2:

[Richard Cranium]

I've been up for 9, almost ready for bed again..

[RBP]

after 21 hours of being awake (no naps, cos I aint no pansy fuck), I'm off to sleep

:-s

[Hal-9000]

I'm drinking a large triple, triple coffee and have to go out at 9:30, so probably more coffee.

I hope I can sleep before 5am tonight..





*twitches*

[Hal-9000]

:-s

...and the timid field mouse pokes his head out of his burrow, after many long months of hibernation.Possibly reacting to a noise, or some mysterious built in clock within his tiny body.

[DemonGeminiX]

...and the timid field mouse pokes his head out of his burrow, after many long months of hibernation.Possibly reacting to a noise, or some mysterious built in clock within his tiny body.



.... and then the carnage begins....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEZlypyok4Q

[RBP]

...and the timid field mouse pokes his head out of his burrow, after many long months of hibernation.Possibly reacting to a noise, or some mysterious built in clock within his tiny body.



:slap:

[Hal-9000]

I have the neeeed.....for speed

[Hugh_Janus]

I am fucking bollocksed
:-s

pipe down, pansy fuck :hand:

[MrsM]

I guess I should get out of bed :yawn:

[Godfather]

Vroom vrooom!! I'm happy

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

I'm thinkin' Arbys.

[DemonGeminiX]

Ha. A post count palindrome.

[deebakes]

:hills:

[allsmiles]

I am very horny.

[RBP]

Ha. A post count palindrome.

I had a palindrome, near the Vatican I believe. ;)

[RBP]

I am very horny.

:doggybanana:

[deebakes]

I am very horny.

:wank: ?

[Hal-9000]

I was horny at the Vatican once...almost committed a Cardinal sin :oops:




















:dance:

[Jezter]

:-s

I'm thinkin' Arbys.

They do have some yummy foods! The Curly Fries were something totally new to me and I really like them!

[Midnight_Beacon]

I was horny at the Vatican once...almost committed a Cardinal sin :oops:

Totally missing DMX's comment about Arby's.....



They do have some yummy foods! The Curly Fries were something totally new to me and I really like them!


That had me doing a double take. Carnal sin has curly fries. Yeeeeaaaahhhh that's my que that it's time for bed.

[minz]

A full day off work with the munchkins today :cheerlead:

[Pony]

They do have some yummy foods! The Curly Fries were something totally new to me and I really like them!

No Arby's over there?

:dance:

[Sapphire]

My feet are frozenated!

[Jezter]

No Arby's over there?

:dance:
No Arby's, Burger King, Carl's Jr., KFC, etc. etc. McD we have. :(

My feet are frozenated!
Goofy will rub your feetsies warm.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I think I'll go get an order of Curly Fries from Arby's later and throw them away...just because I can


:dance:

[Pony]

No Arby's, Burger King, Carl's Jr., KFC, etc. etc. McD we have. :(



We only export the crappy ones. :razz:

[Pony]

I think I'll go get an order of Curly Fries from Arby's later and throw them away...just because I can


:dance:

Actually an Arby's french dip sub sounds really good right now....

...Or maybe I'll go to Penn Station for lunch :yum:

[Goofy]

I had a palindrome, near the Vatican I believe. ;)

:facepalm:





















I considered the rimshot smiley but it just wasn't up to standard [-(



Goofy will rub your feetsies warm.

She's about 130 miles away........ my arms aint that long :(

[RBP]

:facepalm:

I considered the rimshot smiley but it just wasn't up to standard [-(

My genius goes unrecognized once again!

[Hugh_Janus]

I had a palindrome, near the Vatican I believe. ;)
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/131/393/ohoq9.jpg?1307465686

My feet are frozenated!

I'd offer to warm them up, but I hate feet

[Hugh_Janus]

why is it that women that do that nose wrinkling thing, they instantly become attractive? :-k

[deebakes]

http://i.imgur.com/W10JP.jpg

[minz]

I've cooked a roast dinner for 8 people today, I'm doing nothing now for the rest of the evening.

[Tank]

I've cooked a roast dinner

God i could have gone for a Roast dinner today! instead of the shitty rice i had, but stuck in work left me no option :(

[PorkChopSandwiches]

http://i.imgur.com/W10JP.jpg

Pooping?

[Jezter]

I think I'll go get an order of Curly Fries from Arby's later and throw them away...just because I can


:dance:
You mean bastige! :x

We only export the crappy ones. :razz:
You need to start exporting the good ones so I can get fat! :x



She's about 130 miles away........ my arms aint that long :(
You have a car, no? :-s

[Cactus]

I have had girl say alot of things to me the next morning after kissing me, but never I'm Sorry. :-k

[Hugh_Janus]

http://i.imgur.com/W10JP.jpg

not like that :hand: and I did say woman :slap:

[Hal-9000]

I have had girl say alot of things to me the next morning after kissing me, but never I'm Sorry. :-k

I had one wake up on the carpet (no furniture, long story), look over at me, say good morning and then start throwing up :lol:

I was more disgusted than hurt so I left..

[MrsM]

I have had girl say alot of things to me the next morning after kissing me, but never I'm Sorry. :-k

Maybe she is sorry for giving you an STD? :)

[Hugh_Janus]

I like how you said that with a smile :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Thought 1: That Vatican palindrome thing went right over my head.

Thought 2: What an interestingly shitty day

Thought 3: It looks like my doctor has hightailed it out of town. Guess I have to find a new doctor. That's the second time that's happened to me down in this one horse town.

[deebakes]

I have had girl say alot of things to me the next morning after kissing me, but never I'm Sorry. :-k

:-k

http://i.imgur.com/YkXTi.jpg

:shrug:

[Hugh_Janus]

I read the vatican post again after what goofy said and I was all :-s but about 10 seconds later it dawned on me :facepalm:

[deebakes]

pal in rome? :-k

[Hugh_Janus]

that was my conclusion

[deebakes]

:shrug:

[Hugh_Janus]

well it sucks if it is that :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

pal in rome? :-k

If that's what he meant...










... nevermind, I'm just gonna go away.

[deebakes]

:empathy:

[DemonGeminiX]

I actually went looking for Vatican coordinates to see if they were a palindrome.

:|

[deebakes]

:rofl:

[DemonGeminiX]

It's been that kind of day.

:|

[Hugh_Janus]

I actually went looking for Vatican coordinates to see if they were a palindrome.

:|

which was doubly pointless, since he said it was near the vatican.... tee hee :mrgreen:

[DemonGeminiX]

:fu:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I actually went looking for Vatican coordinates to see if they were a palindrome.

:|

:loser:

[DemonGeminiX]

:stfu:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

[DemonGeminiX]

:overkill:

[minz]

Violence never solved anything boys.

[DemonGeminiX]

Violence never solved anything boys.

You haven't watched very many westerns, have you?

:-k

[minz]

You haven't watched very many westerns, have you?

:-k

No :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm hungry :|

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Don't Say Gay!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Remember when gay meant happy and queer meant peculiar or odd?

[Joebob034]

Remember when gay meant happy and queer meant peculiar or odd?

that was a queer thing to say

[DemonGeminiX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2V1Mb_VXGw

:dance:

[Hugh_Janus]

I', hungry, but its nearl 9 o clock.... :-k

[minz]

I', hungry, but its nearl 9 o clock.... :-k

Chippy?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2V1Mb_VXGw

:dance:

That was amazing

[PorkChopSandwiches]

http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/b/0/0/56/1/AAAAC5zYKCUAAAAAAFYWOA.jpg?v=1245681018000

[minz]

I'm so cold :eek:

[Hugh_Janus]

Chippy?

are you pissed? :lol: If I can help it, I don't eat anythjing after 7pm, so greasy chips at 9 is out of the question.... I only have chip s now and again innit, cos they're bad for you [-(

[minz]

are you pissed? :lol: If I can help it, I don't eat anythjing after 7pm, so greasy chips at 9 is out of the question.... I only have chip s now and again innit, cos they're bad for you [-(

I may just regret asking this but......Why dont you eat after 7pm?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

the fastest way to gain weight is to eat a few hours before you sleep

[minz]

the fastest way to gain weight is to eat a few hours before you sleep

I usually only eat in the evening when I'm home from work :huh:

[Hugh_Janus]

I just read somewhere that you shouldn't eat.... well, eat a lot, anyway.... after a certain time

[minz]

I just read somewhere that you shouldn't eat.... well, eat a lot, anyway.... after a certain time

Your quite right to be honest, your breakfast should be your best meal of the day, I do everything backwards :lol: never eat breckfast and only occasionally eat lunch.

[minz]

Trying to decide where to go this year, download or sonisphere :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

maya hee
maya hoo
maya hah
maya ha-hah

[Hugh_Janus]

you asshole....

[Teh One Who Knocks]

maya hee
maya hoo
maya hah
maya ha-hah

Maya Angelou? :-s

[DemonGeminiX]

you asshole....

:dance:

Vrei să pleci dar
nu mă, nu mă iei,
nu mă, nu mă iei,
nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

Vrei să pleci dar
nu mă, nu mă iei,
nu mă, nu mă iei,
nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei.

http://i.imgur.com/bEylT.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60og9gwKh1o

:dance:

[Pony]

I am f'in starving! I've had two pop tarts all day.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I am f'in starving! I've had two pop tarts all day.

You beat me, all I had was a handful of pretzels :wha:

[minz]

I am f'in starving! I've had two pop tarts all day.

Lady Gaga and Madonna? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:rimshot:

[Pony]

I'm stuffed now. Can't move.


*burp*

[golfer]

how can the day be so nice when the nights get so cold...

[Muddy]

My boss (the owner) is buying us an elliptical trainer to use here at work! :woot:

[Hugh_Janus]

does it have a SWL, tubbs? :dance:

[Muddy]

does it have a SWL, tubbs? :dance:

Actually I've lost some weight.. I cut back on beer and eliminated my 4th meal a day... :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

:clap:

I was just going to call you a 13.5 stone fataSS, BUT i JUST NOTICED YOUR TITLE :LOL:

fuck you, caps lock :x

[Muddy]

I've been doing pushups at my desk too... He saw me and asked If we got a training machine would I be interested in using it some at breaks.,..

[Hugh_Janus]

8-) subtle hints FTW :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Im sitting at my desk on a workout ball, tightening my core. :tup:

[Muddy]

8-) subtle hints FTW :lol:


Naw, he's cool... :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

I just lifu up heavy gearboxes and shit all day :lol:

[Muddy]

I was fit back when I was an electrician...

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I just lifu up heavy gearboxes and shit all day :lol:

I sit at a PC all day....so. I have to try something

[Joebob034]

Im sitting at my desk on a workout ball, tightening my core. :tup:

I'm sitting on my balls

[Muddy]

I sit at a PC all day....so. I have to try something

Are you really on an exercise ball?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Are you really on an exercise ball?

Yeah, it helps with the posture too. And my back feels a lot better at the end of the day. I had to spend a full day being mocked by my boss for it, but got to do it :)

[Muddy]

Is this you Porky?

http://www.hooptywagon.com/img/ani/Pink_exercise_ball.gif

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Yes, but I have smaller shorts on

[Hugh_Janus]

Yes, but I have smaller shorts on

oh dear god....

[PorkChopSandwiches]

just enjoy the visual

[Hal-9000]

Yeah, it helps with the posture too. And my back feels a lot better at the end of the day. I had to spend a full day being mocked by my boss for it, but got to do it :)


I bet that ball needs to be wiped down at the end of the day



ewwww, I just ruined my own lunch :sad2:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I accidentally let the whole thing up my ass. I dont know why I thought I should lube it.

[minz]

I wonder if thats how Hugh got his name. :-k

[PorkChopSandwiches]

He is a size queen

[Hal-9000]

old habits die hard my friend :thumbsup:

[Jezter]

I believe this is Porky's...
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31pY4XgH0lL.jpg


Ok back to watch footie.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:lol:

[Pony]

Are you in a cubicle? I had a visual (from your original post, since then I've mentally blocked image scripts) I just pictured your head bobbing up and down all day over the cubicle wall.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You know, the media always makes a big deal about when someone gets shot and killed because of road rage. I think the opposite every time I drive home from work...I can't believe more people aren't shot and killed from road rage :|

[Hal-9000]

fuck.....me......

:|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

fuck.....me......

:|

That's not the worst offer I've had all day :-k

[Hugh_Janus]

That's not the worst offer I've had all day :-k

are you going to tell us what the worst one was? :shock:

[DemonGeminiX]

are you going to tell us what the worst one was? :shock:

:-s

You're asking him to?

[Hugh_Janus]

how the hell did you manage to interpret what I said into me asking lance to bum me? :-s

[DemonGeminiX]

:hand:

Logical deduction based on experience.

[Hal-9000]

That's not the worst offer I've had all day :-k


*combs hair, pops in a piece of gum*


C'MERE! RIGHT NOW!!! DROP THOSE PANTS AND GIVE ME TWENTY MISTER!!!!! :x






:)

[Hugh_Janus]

:hand:

Logical deduction based on experience.
your experience of asking lance for sexual relations? :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

*combs hair, pops in a piece of gum*


C'MERE! RIGHT NOW!!! DROP THOSE PANTS AND GIVE ME TWENTY MISTER!!!!! :x






:)


http://i.imgur.com/0eqZv.gif

[DemonGeminiX]

your experience of asking lance for sexual relations? :-k

:hand:

No.... previous experience of you groveling for the man hammer in your bum.

[Hugh_Janus]

:hand:

No.... previous experience of you groveling for the man hammer in your bum.

and how exactly do you know that lance is a "man hammer"? :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

and how exactly do you know that lance is a "man hammer"? :-k

:-s

I didn't say Lance is a man hammer, I said you grovelled for THE man hammer. After all, you are the one called huge anus.

[Hugh_Janus]

you implied lance was a man hammer.... end of story [-(

[DemonGeminiX]

you implied I like the man hammer.... end of story [-(

FTFY

:thumbsup:

[Southern Belle]

The NASDAQ passed 13k today.

[DemonGeminiX]

The NASDAQ passed 13k today.

That's great... were you aware that Hugh likes the man hammer?

:-s

[Southern Belle]

Hugh? Say it ain't so!

[Hal-9000]

I look like a street person without a shopping cart :sad2:


must shave tonight, put on some better clothes...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I look like a street person without a shopping cart :sad2:


must shave tonight, put on some better clothes...

Why? :-s

[Hal-9000]

Why? :-s

cuz I was about to sign a truck driver's weigh-bill today and he put some change in my hand :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:woot:

[Hal-9000]

My email was down today at work...without a doubt, one of the most productive and stress free days I've had in this building :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Whenever there is a problem with the e-mail at work, it becomes my problem :wha:

My boss will be sitting there and get a send/receive error and then looks at me "hey, what's wrong with the e-mail" :x

:|


How the fuck do I know? Our website/e-mail is hosted on an outside server at some hosting company :rant:

[Hal-9000]

We had problems nation wide with our company email.Some people simply logged off and back on again and then things were working.The braintrust that is our IT department decides to let everyone know about possible email problems.....via a company wide email.


:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

[allsmiles]

Skunks and mosquitoes. 2 animals I kinda wish would go extinct.

[Cactus]

my legs are sore

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nothing like starting the day off with an asshole on the way to work :|

[Pony]

Don't let it set the tone for the whole day!