Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Hal-9000]

I would surmise D & D....she's a bit of a nerd...shhhhhh

[RBP]

You roll dice in D&D? I thought you dressed up in costumes. what do I know.

[Leefro]

10pm is a bit late for a salad

[Dragoness_Cutie]

Craps?
Nope, not so much... :lol:


I would surmise D & D....she's a bit of a nerd...shhhhhh
Bingo! :mrgreen:


You roll dice in D&D? I thought you dressed up in costumes. what do I know.
Lots of dice, actually!

http://i51.tinypic.com/2uze4hk.jpg

There are different dice used for different weapons, for bonuses, and then also general dice rolls.
From the above picture, an explanation! Dice are identified by the number of sides they have, so a d6 is your normal die that folks use all the time, etc. d20 is the most commonly used. Most of the others are for weapons (damage), critical (extra) damage, or bonus healing. The percentage die doesn't get used a lot by anyone but the DM (Dungeon Master... the person who is running the game), and even they don't tend to use them all that much. They're used to determine the probability of an outcome... like getting attacked by a random group of monsters while your group of heroes is walking along a forest path.

The dressing up in costumes is either cosplay and/or live-action roleplaying (also called LARPing).

[RBP]

:huh: No Larping!

Have fun!

[Dragoness_Cutie]

I edited my post to explain what D&D is a bit more. And LARPing is pretty much like Civil War Reenactments, except that they're fantasy-based instead of history-based. I've never done it, but I've heard that it can be a lot of fun.

[DemonGeminiX]

That grasshopper just kicked my ass.

:wha:

[Leefro]

Think my cock does not appreciate salad dressing

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That grasshopper just kicked my ass.

:wha:

Did you try 'wax on, wax off'? :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

Lots of dice, actually!

http://i51.tinypic.com/2uze4hk.jpg

There are different dice used for different weapons, for bonuses, and then also general dice rolls.
From the above picture, an explanation! Dice are identified by the number of sides they have, so a d6 is your normal die that folks use all the time, etc. d20 is the most commonly used. Most of the others are for weapons (damage), critical (extra) damage, or bonus healing. The percentage die doesn't get used a lot by anyone but the DM (Dungeon Master... the person who is running the game), and even they don't tend to use them all that much. They're used to determine the probability of an outcome... like getting attacked by a random group of monsters while your group of heroes is walking along a forest path.

I miss AD&D first edition.

:(


Did you try 'wax on, wax off'? :-k

No. I tried "whack at him from five feet away and fall out of my wheelchair and onto my face while he hops away laughing at me".

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No. I tried "whack at him from five feet away and fall out of my wheelchair and onto my face while he hops away laughing at me".

Mr Miyagi would be ashamed [-(

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

But Monty Python would be amused.














8-[

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No they wouldn't have [-(

[DemonGeminiX]

:sad2:

[minz]

We need a bubble and a smiley with a pin in its hand!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

We need a bubble and a smiley with a pin in its hand!

:-k :-k

[RBP]

I think she's going for "burst your bubble"

[minz]

I think she's going for "burst your bubble"

Yep :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/uylc0.gif

[minz]

:lol:

[Muddy]

http://i.imgur.com/uylc0.gif

What the heck is wrong with you, man?

[minz]

I need a cig, do we have a brb thread?

[Hal-9000]

I need a cig, do we have a brb thread?

CLICK ---> HERE (http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?3026-The-BRB-Thread)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What the heck is wrong with you, man?

What? :-s

[minz]

CLICK ---> HERE (http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?3026-The-BRB-Thread)

Too late, I'm back inside the house now.

[Hal-9000]

Too late, I'm back inside the house now.

another missed link

:facepalm:

[minz]

another missed link

:facepalm:

Ok, I'm having a bad day :sad2:

[Hal-9000]

Ok, I'm having a bad day :sad2:

Me too...I've been sick since Sunday and I can barely eat


Let's be mopey together! :dance:

[minz]

Me too...I've been sick since Sunday and I can barely eat


Let's be mopey together! :dance:

Define mopey before I commit to that.

[Hal-9000]

:lol:

having a bad day, head down, lip out and everything sucks so you just sorta mope around slowly and don't say much

[minz]

:lol:

having a bad day, head down, lip out and everything sucks so you just sorta mope around slowly and don't say much

OK, lets get mopey together then :hug:

[Hal-9000]

No Hugging! :x


geez Louise, no feeling good allowed!

[minz]

No Hugging! :x


geez Louise, no feeling good allowed!

But I need a hug, I feel so crappy and sad tonight :sad2:

[Hal-9000]

A hug with hips grinding or not?

[minz]

A hug with hips grinding or not?

:-k

[minz]

Would you take advantage of a poor defenceless girl when she's in a vulnerable place right now?:(

[Hal-9000]

:hand: You're not allowed to answer a question with another question.That's bad manners and now all you get from me will be a man-hug (no bodily touching from the shoulder blades down)

[minz]

:hand: You're not allowed to answer a question with another question.That's bad manners and now all you get from me will be a man-hug (no bodily touching from the shoulder blades down)

But I still get a hug? :mrgreen:

[Hal-9000]

Sure..of course.You're having a tough day and the least I could do is give a snuggle..

*snuggles* :)
































oh great I'm gonna barf now :lol:

[minz]

Sure..of course.You're having a tough day and the least I could do is give a snuggle..

*snuggles* :)
































oh great I'm gonna barf now :lol:

Snuggles up to Hal :happybunnysmiley:

[Hal-9000]

That was kinda nice Minz...Lance always hugs me from behind when I'm not expecting it and it kinda creeps me out because he's usually naked :|

[minz]

That was kinda nice Minz...Lance always hugs me from behind when I'm not expecting it and it kinda creeps me out because he's usually naked :|

It 1.15am, what makes you think I'm not naked :lol:

[Hal-9000]

YOU...I would welcome with open arms if you were naked

When Lank ninja's me from behind, it's more of a self defense/preserve my cherry sort of thing :lol:

[minz]

YOU...I would welcome with open arms if you were naked

When Lank ninja's me from behind, it's more of a self defense/preserve my cherry sort of thing :lol:

Cool :) *hugs Hal naked*

[Hal-9000]

Cool :) *hugs Hal naked*


Wutz that thing poking me in the mid section? :-s







oh :oops:

[minz]

Wutz that thing poking me in the mid section? :-s







oh :oops:

Funny, I was just wondering the same. :lol:

[Muddy]

I just took a 30 minute bike ride... wooh Im tired now... Specially cause I drank 4 beers before I went... :mrgreen:

[Godfather]

More calories in those beers than you biked off there big guy :lol:

[Muddy]

More calories in those beers than you biked off there big guy :lol:

I know it... Some pies better than none, though.. :lol:

[Dragoness_Cutie]

Thinking... need to get some stuff done around the house before work. Totally don't want to. :(

[RBP]

Thinking...Hey DC ... did you kick ass in D&D?

[Hal-9000]

the ghey guy is certainly in a mood ...

I think I'll avoid that side of the warehouse today :lol:

[Dragoness_Cutie]

Thinking...Hey DC ... did you kick ass in D&D?
Eh... sort of. We weren't able to have our normal game because our DM had a family emergency just as we were about to start and had to leave. One of the other players threw together a quick one-shot campaign though, and that was fun.

[Hal-9000]

"35 pounds of puke found in parking lot"





I just love our news stories here :lol:

[golfer]

"35 pounds of puke found in parking lot"


was that from one person?


I just love our news stories here :lol:

was that from one person? might have left them a little dehydrated... :puke:

[Muddy]

:lol:

[SmoothBob]

Yay, 250 posts! :)

[RBP]

Eh... sort of. We weren't able to have our normal game because our DM had a family emergency just as we were about to start and had to leave. One of the other players threw together a quick one-shot campaign though, and that was fun.

I have no idea what that means but I am glad you had a good time. :tup:

[Hal-9000]

Our shipper left early today and everyone else is gone

except me and the deaf, ghey guy...


We have to close together :)

[SmoothBob]

Ah fuck it, i will roll another

[Hal-9000]

Ah fuck it, i will roll another
words to live by :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Rawhide? :-s

[Hal-9000]

smoke and a pancake?

[Hal-9000]

cigar and a flapjack?

[Hal-9000]

I've always wanted to be the lead guitarist in an all girls band.

It was my dream :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-k

[Hal-9000]

I could have been a star :|

[Dragoness_Cutie]

Thinking... I'm sooo glad I'm home from work!

[DemonGeminiX]

My head is killing me.

:wha:

[Foxdana]

Finished work for the week! Yay!! :thumbsup:

[Jezter]

My nameday today! Got starwberries and some good beer. And drink ingredients. Now lets hope the sun will come out too.

[SmoothBob]

words to live by :lol:

Reverend! :)

[Hal-9000]

My nameday today! Got starwberries and some good beer. And drink ingredients. Now lets hope the sun will come out too.

What is nameday Jez?

[Dragoness_Cutie]

I'm pretty sure it's another name for birthday.

[MrsM]

I'm pretty sure it's another name for birthday.

A name day is a tradition in many countries in Europe and Latin America that consists of celebrating the day of the year associated with one's given name.

FinlandFinns celebrate their name days (or nimipäivä) according to their given name on the date given by the calendar published by the University of Helsinki Almanac Office (Almanakkatoimisto). Every day except New Year's Day, Christmas Day and February 29 is a name day. For each day there are names in both Finnish and Swedish; the names are frequently, but not always, cognates.

Women are slightly underrepresented in the calendar: approximately 45 per cent of name days celebrate only women while some 49 per cent are name days of men. The rest are those of names that may be given to either sex, such as Rauni (July 15), or have both a man's and a woman's name, such as Oliver and Olivia (May 29).

Many traditional beliefs attach to various name days, especially involving the weather and the appropriate times to perform seasonal agricultural tasks such as planting some particular crop. For example there is a saying that "Jaakko (James) casts a cold rock into the water", meaning that on Jaakko's day, the 25th of July, the waters start getting colder, which is not far from true on average[citation needed]. The seven days from July 18 to 24th, being all women's name days, are known as the women's week. It is popularly believed to be an especially rainy week, and this is to some extent supported by statistics, as late July and early August are the rainiest time of the year in Finland[citation needed].

The Almanac Office reviews the lists at intervals of 5–10 years, adding new names as they gain popularity and striking others that have faded into disuse. The university owns the copyright to the lists of names and their corresponding dates.

The Finnish Orthodox Church has its own calendar of name days, corresponding to the feasts of Orthodox saints.

...

SO - HAPPY NAMEDAY Jez!!!! :dance:

[Hal-9000]

Thanks for the info MrsM :thumbsup:



so it's St Jezter's Day?



:cheerlead:

[Hal-9000]

the patron saint of wanking and coconut flavored sperm :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

so it's St Jezter's Day?



:cheerlead:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3119/2712451667_79bf4200b1.jpg

[Hal-9000]

last 1/2 day of work then off for a week!


:dance:

[DemonGeminiX]

The skies just got really dark. It's gonna rain.

[Berto]

Why is smooth not makin makin coffee?

[SmoothBob]

Cos im a guest!:fu:

[Berto]

A guest you should be payin rent your here that much so get the coffe made bitch, and I will build a fat one, 

[Hal-9000]

A guest you should be payin rent your here that much so get the coffe made bitch, and I will build a fat one, 


can I move in? :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/zrbpp.jpg


Happy St Jean Baptiste Day :tup:

[Hal-9000]

I would pray to that saint....holy boobies! :dance:

[redred]

looks like another 3 weeks in the old house then off to the new

[redred]

why do english forums all shut early on friday nights?,i'm drunk and need to chat ffs

[SmoothBob]

Well im only playin poker on-line, whatcha wanna talk aboot? :-k

[redred]

bmx bikes and 1st world war rations

[SmoothBob]

Wow u are pished! :)

I used to have a mongoose supergoose :thumbsup:

[SmoothBob]

Thinkin I need to go make a sandwich ahm hungry!

[SmoothBob]

hmmm, i love the warburtons toastie loaf :yumyum:

[Hal-9000]

omg I'm wearing my glasses











:shock: wow..

[SmoothBob]

Have u seen the Kelly Brook thread yet??

[Hal-9000]

Yes her boobs are magnificent and her hips have 20 extra pounds added to them :thumbsup:


if she asked politely and gave me 20 bucks, I would go out with her

[Hal-9000]

I sent a pm to Lance hours ago and he hasn't responded...that's not like him

he must be face down in the spuds by now

[Hal-9000]

I have to get out...must move butt...so weak...can't give up...ass is nailed...fight the pain...stairs are close...couch is closer...body so heavy...must lose weight...haven't had Doritos in a long time...cheesecake in fridge...
gravity too strong...lift one leg...fart...


must boltivate

[DemonGeminiX]

*sings*

Happy birthday to me... happy birthday to me... happy birthday to me-ee... happy birthday to me...

8-[

[minz]

Happy birthday DGX :hug:

[golfer]

happy belated birthday DGX... now im thinking its late and i need to sleep but im still not tired...

[Berto]

Nooooo

[SmoothBob]

Why Nooooooooooo?

Ur garden a swamp or summit?

[Godfather]

Happy bday DGX

[SmoothBob]

Djokovic aint winnin no title playin like this..

[Berto]

Why Nooooooooooo?

Ur garden a swamp or summit?
Damn smooth you know its a swamp and you have seen the water feature (hole with water)

[SmoothBob]

So what was the Noooooooooo all about?

[Berto]

nothin just noooooooooooo!

[Berto]

when asked what i was thinking i didnt think id have to follow it up with an explenation!!:acid:

[SmoothBob]

nothin just noooooooooooo!

Weirdo! :)

Still laughing about the cat barking like a dog!

[SmoothBob]

when asked what i was thinking i didnt think id have to follow it up with an explenation!!:acid:

Thinking about thinking? You be carefull about these bold steps! :mrgreen:

[minz]

Grrr, I hate "people" sometimes :rant:

[Foxdana]

What is considered uncomfortably large in the crown jewel area? :-k

[Jezter]

What do you mean by crown jewels? :-k
Balls? Clit? Actual gem stones? :D

[Foxdana]

What do you mean by crown jewels? :-k
Balls? Clit? Actual gem stones? :D

This is in reference to an online dating profile from a male who contacted me!

[Jezter]

Still don't get it...but that might be because I have not yet fully woken up. :lol:

[Foxdana]

Still don't get it...but that might be because I have not yet fully woken up. :lol:

I think the guy is saying he is very well endowed and only wants chicks who can handle it! But what is considered huge?!

[Jezter]

I think the guy is saying he is very well endowed and only wants chicks who can handle it! But what is considered huge?!

What kind of dating sites are you registered to if there is already talk like that?! :shock:
I don't know what is considered huge...anything over the average depth of a female vagina? I mean... Im sure it doesn't feel comfy if he's poking at your cervix and still half of his cock is outside....

[Foxdana]

What kind of dating sites are you registered to if there is already talk like that?! :shock:
I don't know what is considered huge...anything over the average depth of a female vagina? I mean... Im sure it doesn't feel comfy if he's poking at your cervix and still half of his cock is outside....

Its a legitimate site, he has issues clearly!! Feels the need to add this to his profile so he gets women who can take him, he must get quite a few rejections, or it could go the other way I suppose! :lol:

[Jezter]

Its a legitimate site, he has issues clearly!! Feels the need to add this to his profile so he gets women who can take him, he must get quite a few rejections, or it could go the other way I suppose! :lol:

Well that is for sure... he is after the cockhungry size queens. Maybe he should send his profile to some porn companies where his.. "skills" would be better served. Or then he wont cuz he is butt-ugly and out of shape.

[Foxdana]

I suppose the next question is, should I feel offended he contacted me or pleased!??

[Jezter]

I suppose the next question is, should I feel offended he contacted me or pleased!??

I don't know...depends what you are after. And if it is clear he is all about his penis, I wouldn't spend much time replying to him if you are after something more than just big penis. So maybe not feel offended or pleased, but just ignore and get more fuel to the little feminist inside every woman. :P

[Foxdana]

I don't know...depends what you are after. And if it is clear he is all about his penis, I wouldn't spend much time replying to him if you are after something more than just big penis. So maybe not feel offended or pleased, but just ignore and get more fuel to the little feminist inside every woman. :P

Ignore is totally the way to go! :lol: I wouldn't want to take it!

[Jezter]

Ignore is totally the way to go! :lol: I wouldn't want to take it!

Atta girl. :tup:

[DemonGeminiX]

Ask him exactly how big he is and after he tells you, tell him he's one inch short.

:mrgreen:

[Foxdana]

Ask him exactly how big he is and after he tells you, tell him he's one inch short.

:mrgreen:

:tup:

[Berto]

Weirdo! :)

Still laughing about the cat barking like a dog!
One of the funniest vids iv seen I'm lol at the mo thinkin about it

[Berto]

Iv got to get up for work in 6 and a half hours 

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

Of all the body parts that could itch, why my thumb knuckle?

[Jezter]

:-s

Of all the body parts that could itch, why my thumb knuckle?

Yea! Why not balls? They are much nicer to scratch.

[Hal-9000]

Yea! Why not balls? They are much nicer to scratch.

:lol: sounds like an offer

[Jezter]

:lol: sounds like an offer

Well, here in BoyzTown a helping hand is never far away. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Is this the checking in/checking out thread?

*covers nads*


nite! :lol:

[Jezter]

G'night, Hal!

[Godfather]

Not having two days off in a row makes you feel like you're working forever :lol:

I don't recommend it

[Dragoness_Cutie]

Thinking... today has been fun so far. Soon I'm off to doodle in charcoal until I get something worth working on out of it.

[DemonGeminiX]

Do I want to go to Taco Bell?

:-k

[Muddy]

Do I want to go to Taco Bell?

:-k

Yes, of course..

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

Are you sure?

[Muddy]

Hell yes man. Get a side of jalepenos also...

[Dragoness_Cutie]

Do I want to go to Taco Bell?

:-k
If you're asking that question, you already know the answer is yes. :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Actually, I ended up not going.

[deebakes]

boo, you disappoint me :hand:

you should have taken yourself out for a belated birthday dinner...

[Dragoness_Cutie]

Actually, I ended up not going.
You, sir, have FAR more willpower than I do, then... :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

boo, you disappoint me :hand:

you should have taken yourself out for a belated birthday dinner...

Dude, I was hooked up on my birthday with dinner for like the next 3 days. I'm good.


You, sir, have FAR more willpower than I do, then... :lol:

Nah, I'm just lazy. Didn't feel like going out and getting in the car.

:lol:

[deebakes]

there's always time for the fourth meal :nono:

[DemonGeminiX]

:lol:

Maybe I'll go tomorrow. It's raining right now. I don't feel like getting wet. I already took a shower today.

[deebakes]

i'm actually thinking about running to the border right now :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

I know, I know. I'm a bad influence.

:lol:

[Dragoness_Cutie]

Thinking... I really don't want to go to work today. I am really tired.

[Muddy]

Thinking.. I love early morning sex...

[Wyeast]

Thinking I could use a DC cuddle right about now. :)

[PorkChopSandwiches]

start vacation countdown t-minus 3 days

[Hal-9000]

on vacation :dance: and it's sunny out today!

[Hal-9000]

I need to d/l another TV series :|

movies just pacify the thirst for a short time.....

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I need to d/l another TV series :|

movies just pacify the thirst for a short time.....

Get 'Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia' :tup:

Great comedy

[Hal-9000]

I don't like comedies :| I don't laugh much

[PorkChopSandwiches]

You should try it, its good for your soul. :)

[Hal-9000]

I am far too serious and stoic for such idle piffle


I watch dry documentaries only, always educational and nary a guffaw to be found.

[Hal-9000]

oooooh I see that Jerry Springer is still on TV :face:


*searches for seasons 1 thru 10*

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I am far too serious and stoic for such idle piffle


I watch dry documentaries only, always educational and nary a guffaw to be found.

Then you will love King Corn
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1112115/
Its not the slightest bit funny, and its about corn production. Can you get any dryer ;)

[Hal-9000]

Then you will love King Corn
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1112115/
Its not the slightest bit funny, and its about corn production. Can you get any dryer ;)

thx mang, I'll save it for Friday night :face:

[Hal-9000]

Where's TheBaconator today? ...did I make The List again?

ffs I wasn't even trying this time :lol:

[Muddy]

TheBaconator... :lol:

[Hal-9000]

"I'm your huckleberry!"


that's it....I was trying to think of the term last week :doh:

[Hal-9000]

TheBaconator... :lol:

that guy can scarf down a breakfast burrito, then a couple of Baconators later on...and still have room for a T-bone steak..and post pictures of the whole works :thumbsup:


Lank is a meat-god

[Hal-9000]

HE'S COME HOME :shock:




*ominous repetitive piano music*

[Dragoness_Cutie]

Thinking I could use a DC cuddle right about now. :)
*Cuddles*

[DemonGeminiX]

I'm thinkin' it's time to run for the border.

[Hal-9000]

I'm thinkin' it's time to run for the border.

Because if fire, crimes committed or the excellent Mexican/American exchange rate?

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

Because I was hungry and Taco Bell was open.





That beefy melt burrito sucked.

:|

[Dragoness_Cutie]

Thinking... it's time for bed. G'night, all!

[Hal-9000]

ffs I've been working my body quite hard the past couple of weeks and I've gained weight???!!!


from 215.8 up to 219 lbs...



:sad2: I wish I was a supermodel

[Dragoness_Cutie]

Muscle weighs more than fat. Maybe you've just toned up some.

[Jezter]

ffs I've been working my body quite hard the past couple of weeks and I've gained weight???!!!


from 215.8 up to 219 lbs...



:sad2: I wish I was a supermodel

Those late night ice-cream sandwiches... Or then it's just muscle. It weighs more than fat.

[Hal-9000]

People tell me that I look dense..



:oops:

[Hal-9000]

22 minutes until I have to work out



c'mon flab! It's time to get movin!


flab - fuck off, I'm sitting right here today..do what you want

[Jezter]

People tell me that I look dense..



:oops:
You are thick alright! :lol:

[Hal-9000]

:lol: when people see me in person they always say - you can't weigh over 200 pounds, you're 'thin looking'

then I show them my side abs, or s'abs as I like to call them :oops:


my legs must weigh 85 lbs each ffs :lol:

[Jezter]

:lol: when people see me in person they always say - you can't weigh over 200 pounds, you're 'thin looking'

then I show them my side abs, or s'abs as I like to call them :oops:


my legs must weigh 85 lbs each ffs :lol:

How close to the American border you live? I would imagine the closer you get to your southern neighbors, the more blurry the line between thin-looking and overweight becomes. :lol:
I aint a stick myself either, so I guess we can go for the s'abs show-off together. Work them out by throwing up some OJ.

[Hal-9000]

Yeah for some reason when I travel south...I start looking more svelte :lol: :lol: (what a bastard you are :thumbsup:)

today is exercise bike for 20 minutes and humping machine for 15 minutes...the humping machine really works my lats and shoulders.
exercise bike is more for cardio than losing weight

[Jezter]

Good stuff Hal! :tup: for taking care of yourself.

I jog and play ball daily or every other day. I hate gym. I've always been a sports playing guy. That is my exercise. I just love good food too much. :oops:

[Hal-9000]

oh Lord the woman across the street is out there in a black tshirt and cutoffs...damn she has a chest on her

unfortunately all the day care kids are out there too playing in the sprinkler so I can't do any serious pervin on her


:sad2: life ain't fair

[Hal-9000]

Good stuff Hal! :tup: for taking care of yourself.

I jog and play ball daily or every other day. I hate gym. I've always been a sports playing guy. That is my exercise. I just love good food too much. :oops:

I don't eat much but I do binge eat...when I'm feeling good I tend to take advantage of the moment :oops: and I eat stuff way too late at night


maybe if I wanked 19 times a day...that should expend some calories :face:

[Hal-9000]

Good stuff Hal! :tup: for taking care of yourself.

I jog and play ball daily or every other day. I hate gym. I've always been a sports playing guy. That is my exercise. I just love good food too much. :oops:

I'm sure I have a weight lifting simulator on my pc somewhere....feel the burn? :oops:

[Jezter]

oh Lord the woman across the street is out there in a black tshirt and cutoffs...damn she has a chest on her

unfortunately all the day care kids are out there too playing in the sprinkler so I can't do any serious pervin on her


:sad2: life ain't fair
Aaww man... :( Time to google a look-a-like! :tup: :lol:

I don't eat much but I do binge eat...when I'm feeling good I tend to take advantage of the moment :oops: and I eat stuff way too late at night


maybe if I wanked 19 times a day...that should expend some calories :face:
I think the eating late at night is just a myth. It is more about the overall intake and quality of food.

I'm sure I have a weight lifting simulator on my pc somewhere....feel the burn? :oops:
:lol: PM me the .img of that and I'll be your virtuagym bud. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

virtuagym bud :lol:


uuhh I can't work out today because I'm busy shopping and cleaning house on my other Sims program :oops:
maybe tomorrow mate?

[Hal-9000]

My thighs rub together when I walk.

If I was wearing one of my old pairs of cords from the 80's and moved at a brisk pace,
I'd start on fire :|

[Jezter]

virtuagym bud :lol:


uuhh I can't work out today because I'm busy shopping and cleaning house on my other Sims program :oops:
maybe tomorrow mate?
:lol: Sure mate! I'll fa..whip us a protein shake to gulp down before we start pumping..iron.

My thighs rub together when I walk.

If I was wearing one of my old pairs of cords from the 80's and moved at a brisk pace,
I'd start on fire :|
So not only can you feeeeel the buurrnnn...you can smell the bacon too!

[Dragoness_Cutie]

Thinking... bleh. >_<

[beowulf]

im thinking i hope my vote counts :thumbsup:



:lol:

[Dragoness_Cutie]

im thinking i hope my vote counts :thumbsup:

:lol:
:lol: Me too. The bleh was for being sickly today. I voted with every email address I could remember having... :lol: That makes like 8 votes from me, I think.

[beowulf]

:lol: Me too. The bleh was for being sickly today. I voted with every email address I could remember having... :lol: That makes like 8 votes from me, I think.


i had to have an american address to let me register...........good job i live at the British Embassy in DC ;)................will vote again tomorrow for you :)

[Muddy]

You know... this sucks... It's dead here at work right now because the holiday is right around the corner, it's beautiful outside, people are starting their weekend early... And I'm fucking stuck here twiddling my thumbs watching the clock...

[PorkChopSandwiches]

go ahead and take the rest of the day off, you're on commission anyway

[Jezter]

You know... this sucks... It's dead here at work right now because the holiday is right around the corner, it's beautiful outside, people are starting their weekend early... And I'm fucking stuck here twiddling my thumbs watching the clock...

Fap at work. :tup: Better to twiddle your cock than thumbs is what I always say.

[Jezter]

go ahead and take the rest of the day off, you're on commission anyway

Another sage piece advice.

[Muddy]

go ahead and take the rest of the day off, you're on commission anyway

Thanks, homie..

[Jezter]

Why does everyone have more posts than I do? :(

I suck at wh0re.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

damn, even muddy mud skipper has more then me too

[Jezter]

Muddy mud skipper. That would be my mud wrestling alias.

[Hal-9000]

my google home page has a new little black bar at the top..not sure that I like it























and ALMOST 10000 POSTS BITCHEZ!!!


:cheerlead:

[Hal-9000]

you may all bask in my shining brilliance and follow in the wake of greatness :thumbsup:

[Jezter]

my google home page has a new little black bar at the top..not sure that I like it























and ALMOST 10000 POSTS BITCHEZ!!!


:cheerlead:
Why all the sudden hatin' on black bars? I thought you had one in your pants. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

it's tiny :lol: and not the same

[Jezter]

it's tiny :lol: and not the same

You are even harder to understand than a pubescent female.

[Hal-9000]

the google bar...here I'll take a screen shot and show you

it takes up valuable screen real estate :|


http://i.imgur.com/rCX3o.jpg

[Jezter]

Yea, I got that part... Gosh you are so confusing! :lol:

I just meant your sudden disintrest in black things and saying "It's not the same". Ohwell..sometimes my weak attempts at humour are too complicated even for myself.

[Hal-9000]

:rolleyes:

naw the black google bar is tiny, my black bar is not...yep you missed the boat you crazy Norwegian :lol:

[Hal-9000]

thinking...the game Oblivion looks awesome on my pc


and thinking of tarro :lol: :lol:






http://i.imgur.com/5jir1.jpg

[Jezter]

:rolleyes:

naw the black google bar is tiny, my black bar is not...yep you missed the boat you crazy Norwegian :lol:

Norskis are pretty cool guys. :tup:

I was laughing my large butt off today when watching The Daily Show. Gotdamn 'merikuns are afraid of IKEA and becoming "The Mexico of Sweden". Man...dahz sum hilarious shizzle rite dere!

[Jezter]

thinking...the game Oblivion looks awesome on my pc


and thinking of tarro :lol: :lol:






http://i.imgur.com/5jir1.jpg

He's lost weight since last time! Look at that lean, mean, woolyasssniffing machine!

[Hal-9000]

We have Ikea shit coming out of our asses all over North America :lol:

[Jezter]

We have Ikea shit coming out of our asses all over North America :lol:

That is why you must start hating swedefags! :x Finland will be your brother in arms!

[Hal-9000]

He's lost weight since last time! Look at that lean, mean, woolyasssniffing machine!

did you notice that the sheep's underbellies were wet? all that moist wool...mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Jezter]

did you notice that the sheep's underbellies were wet? all that moist wool...mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
So soft, so silky... making my undercarriage get all moist just thinking of it!

[Hal-9000]

That is why you must start hating swedefags! :x Finland will be your brother in arms!

Idk...Sweden produces some pretty fine women.In fact, they have a reputation over here for being blonde, sexy and open...

If you go to war, Canada will support Finland with the stipulation that all Swedish women are transported to internment camps, near my backyard.

[Jezter]

Idk...Sweden produces some pretty fine women.In fact, they have a reputation over here for being blonde, sexy and open...

If you got to war, Canada will support Finland with the stipulation that all Swedish women are transported to internment camps, near my backyard.

Why doesn't Finland and Finnish women ever get mentioned like that.. I mean, we are not THAT far away from them...our heads are touching and all. Balls are not, luckily. That would be gay.

And when I return from the war as a hero, I can start a swedefem ranch in Canadaland. You just keep 'em well fed and watered! :tup: And that don't mean daily doses of proteinshake from the tap and peeing on them.

[Muddy]

I think Ikea is trash...

[PorkChopSandwiches]

me too

[Jezter]

Aahh... it feels so good when swedes are trashed. Keep it up fellers!

[Muddy]

Why do you hate those guys so much?

[Jezter]

Why do you hate those guys so much?

Cuz they are all homos?

[Hal-9000]

Why doesn't Finland and Finnish women ever get mentioned like that.. I mean, we are not THAT far away from them...our heads are touching and all. Balls are not, luckily. That would be gay.

And when I return from the war as a hero, I can start a swedefem ranch in Canadaland. You just keep 'em well fed and watered! :tup: And that don't mean daily doses of proteinshake from the tap and peeing on them.



Cuz most of teh Finnish women look like you?




























:dance:

[Jezter]

Cuz most of teh Finnish women look like you?




























:dance:

That and cuz they come with the same kind of charming personality.

[Muddy]

Cuz they are all homos?

Really, with all that blonde pussy over there?

[Jezter]

Really, with all that blonde pussy over there?

Yep. We can have our own blonde pussy and most of Swedish ones. :dance:

The real reason comes from history and us belonging to Sweden. Them fucking us over and backing of like pussies handing us to the Ruskis. We took the shit for over 100 years for Swedes and kept Russia out of there...and in the end, they don't do shit for us. And then cuz they always think they are better than us. And cuz they are all faggots.

Even after an unsettling past, today's Finland and Sweden are more like rival football clubs than anything else. It's competition which keeps us jockeying for the #1 spot in various world indexes.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/1/4/7/8/1/4/7/xxx-45482173984.jpeg

[Hal-9000]

Yep. We can have our own blonde pussy and most of Swedish ones. :dance:

The real reason comes from history and us belonging to Sweden. Them fucking us over and backing of like pussies handing us to the Ruskis. We took the shit for over 100 years for Swedes and kept Russia out of there...and in the end, they don't do shit for us. And then cuz they always think they are better than us. And cuz they are all faggots.

Even after an unsettling past, today's Finland and Sweden are more like rival football clubs than anything else. It's competition which keeps us jockeying for the #1 spot in various world indexes.

What are Finnish girl's nipples like? Do they have nice boobies?

[Jezter]

What are Finnish girl's nipples like? Do they have nice boobies?

They are like any other nationalities' ?

http://static.iltalehti.fi/missit/missi_juttu2602in_mm.jpg

[Hal-9000]

lovely :thumbsup:

[Muddy]

:wank: :wank: :wank:

[Dragoness_Cutie]

i had to have an american address to let me register...........good job i live at the British Embassy in DC ;)................will vote again tomorrow for you :)
Heehee... :lol: I appreciate it. I should have added a note on my blog something to that effect.

[DemonGeminiX]

:-k

Is AAA worth it?

[Muddy]

:-k

Is AAA worth it?

If you drive a shitty ol' Honda, probably... :mrgreen:

[DemonGeminiX]

You're supposed to be able to get a bunch of discounts with membership. And I drive an awesome Honda. Compared to a shitty ol' Toyota, my Honda's the bomb.

:nana:

[Muddy]

:lol: I have a broken windshield right now and haven't washed it in over a year...

[DemonGeminiX]

My car gets washed when it rains.

[Muddy]

That reminds me... I have a 12 year old that owes me $5 worth of work... Car wash time...

[Leefro]

Ohhh no I just won with AA against K9 what's the world coming to :)

[SmoothBob]

Come on Murray!!!!

[Hal-9000]

Do I need to see an HD version of Rango? hmm

[minz]

Come on Murray!!!!

He lost :(

[Hal-9000]

forum is too slow and I'm too impatient to wait for responses :face:


must move my fat ass.......OLE! and have a good day!

[Dragoness_Cutie]

Thinking... Yay! for Friday! :mrgreen:

[Dragoness_Cutie]

Thinking... that apparently I'm the only one who has nothing better to do on Independence Day weekend than post here... :lol: Oh well. Drinking wine and hanging out in free cam chat. :)

[minz]

I need to sleep damn it :rant: But I cant. :(

[SmoothBob]

Beautiful hot day, think i'll have a bbq..

[DemonGeminiX]

Damn you, John Tesh. I have that song stuck in my head now.

*Sings*

Cause I am barely breathing, and I can't find the air
Don't know who I'm kidding, imagining you care
I could stand here waiting, a fool for another day
I don't suppose it's worth the price, it's worth the price, the price that I would pay-ee-ay-ay

[SmoothBob]

Sunshine, Stone Roses, alcohol..