Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Muddy]

Have you seen this?

http://i.imgur.com/5GkoL.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

Bacon!

:tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Have you seen this?

http://i.imgur.com/5GkoL.jpg

A loooooong time ago

[Muddy]

A loooooong time ago

It reminds me of the situation in this country with the 2 sides..

The Skeksis and the Mystics..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't remember enough about it :oops:

[Muddy]

Well the premise was these 2 warring factions of creatures, One was greedy and stressed and everything type 'A' personality while the other group were mystical, earthy, drowsy, dreamy etc... Long story short they were at one point the same creature but had been split into 2 parts.. Once the crystal is returned into place they (the two creatures) come back together and form one perfect well rounded being..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's the problem with movies...they always tend to end with the "....and they lived happily ever after" which never happens in real life :lol:

[Muddy]

Yeah I know.. It was cool though..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't think I've seen that movie since I was a young'un :-k

[Muddy]

I think Jim Hensen made it...

[minz]

Yaaay, new charger for the laptop, now I can bug everyone again :cheerlead:

[redred]

i'm sure i made 10000 posts:-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

i'm sure i made 10000 posts:-s

:empathy:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I got busy at work all of a sudden :wha:

[Hal-9000]

Yaaay, new charger for the laptop, now I can bug everyone again :cheerlead:


:| yay

[Muddy]

Post faster please.. I'm going through detox.

[Jezter]

I can't post faster, damnit! :x Im not Lance!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Everyone at work is on my nerves today :x



:suicide:

[Jezter]

Everyone at work is on my nerves today :x



:suicide:
This is different from any other day at work for you, how? :-k


:lol:

Okdontkillmeplease.

[Hal-9000]

we're having fire alarm testing today and Thursday...dammit our fire alarm is like an indoor air raid siren


we decided not to tell the staff :lol:

[minz]

Ours is ear splitting which is why they get pissed with me when I keep setting it off




I've not done that for a while.... Hmmmm :-k

[Hal-9000]

Our guys are too complacent...last time it went off one guy stayed at the back on his pc and gave us the wave when we told him to get his ass outside...

ours will be going off all day today at different times....I'll make sure he goes outside each and every time :thumbsup:

[Shady]

That vindaloo from last night is starting to make itself known.

[DemonGeminiX]

That vindaloo from last night is starting to make itself known.

Fucker... I'm eating lunch right now.

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

That vindaloo from last night is starting to make itself known.

Isn't that the company George Costanza always 'worked' for? :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Alright, I'm done. Shady, you may reconvene talking about the digested spicy curry dish that's currently tickling your colon.

[Hal-9000]

ffs my macaroni tastes like curry/chutney again! :x

I'm going to kill those guys..

[Websponge]

was wondering what happened here! ive lost 129`000 posts. can some adjust the database please :D

[Goofy]

was wondering what happened here! ive lost 129`000 posts. can some adjust the database please :D

I think that may be a slight exaggeration Webby :P

[Hal-9000]

was wondering what happened here! ive lost 129`000 posts. can some adjust the database please :D

:suspect: don't leave town!!!!!

[Websponge]

The town left me :(

[Hal-9000]

The town left me :(

Are you the ponce who's been attacking the server?? :x


I know you gots the skillz mofo...

[Websponge]

wouldnt do that bud, I know what its like *sigh*

[Hal-9000]

got any tips for us noobs on prevention?

I think Lance has the new server locked in Fort Knox by now :lol:

[Websponge]

my advise would be to ban redred and post slanderous comments about his family on facebook, then laugh untill you are sick.

[redred]

hey what did i do :sad2:

[Websponge]

ooops, didnt see you there! I didnt mean you, I meant another guy called um blueblue :D

[redred]

you can keep blue over at your site:lol:

[Websponge]

Im going to make a sig for here me thinks. :D

[Goofy]

Im going to make a sig for here me thinks. :D

:tup:

I'm too lazy these days :lol: I'll think of a great idea, start work on it......... then something comes on the tv and my mind wanders........ then when i look back at the PC i just cant be bothered anymore :lol: I've got dozens of half finished sigs :mrgreen:

[Hal-9000]

Im going to make a sig for here me thinks. :D

want some help with the spelling?

asshole has two S's :thumbsup:




:dance:

[Jezter]

YYAAAYYY!!! :cheerlead:

FIN 5 - SUI 2

[Teh One Who Knocks]

YYAAAYYY!!! :cheerlead:

FIN 5 - SUI 2

Nice one :tup:



The US manages to beat Canada but then lose to Slovakia :facepalm:

[Hal-9000]

I'm bored at work :|

[Goofy]

I'm bored at work :|

Try doing some work, it alleviates the boredom :tup:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:dance:

[Hal-9000]

:sad2: I'm bored with my work, don't wanna do it anymore

2 decades of the saaaaaame old, same old

[Muddy]

You smell.

[Hal-9000]

Yes, that's what the nose feature is for :thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

*sings*

my penis ain't handicapped my penis ain't handicapped my penis ain't handicapped....uuggggnnnnh

:face:

[Hal-9000]

I think I'm going to try a hooker this year....

do they deliver?

[Muddy]

Yes but they're called a "call girl" at that level..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hello, Dial-A-Hooker :)

[Noilly Pratt]

IIIII.....don't want to work. I want to bang on de drum all day. I have to train someone Monday, Wednesday and Friday for 2 hours on the phone how to do my job. Ugh! I'm wiped after talking for that long.

[Hal-9000]

Yes but they're called a "call girl" at that level..


Hello, Dial-A-Hooker :)

lemme guess....

hooker - 50 bucks
call girl - 100 bucks
crack ho - pack of smokes and 10 bucks in Safeway coupons

[Teh One Who Knocks]

RBP will hook you up :tup:

[Hal-9000]

Big Daddy RBP will probably want a cut :lol:


I'm serious! I want to call dial a ho and get one delivered.....before I die

[Muddy]

If I was single Hal, I would try to bang anything that moved...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Big Daddy RBP will probably want a cut :lol:


I'm serious! I want to call dial a ho and get one delivered.....before I die

I can cross it off my bucket list already :dance:

I partook of the Red Light District the first time I went to Amsterdam

[Muddy]

Did you wear a rubber?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Did you wear a rubber?

It's required...hookers in Amsterdam are licensed and regulated by the government

[DemonGeminiX]

lemme guess....

hooker - 50 bucks
call girl - 100 bucks
crack ho - pack of smokes and 10 bucks in Safeway coupons

When you first start writing one of those prison chicks, you could ask if the institution allows conjugal visits... I bet that's completely free.

:)

[Muddy]

It's required...hookers in Amsterdam are licensed and regulated by the government

Was she pretty? :d

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Was she pretty? :d

God yes, all the hookers I saw the night we were there were all 8's, 9's, and 10's

There was a BDSM section in the district that we wanted to and that's where the scary looking chicks were :lol:

[Hal-9000]

If I was single Hal, I would try to bang anything that moved...

Oh Lord knows I'm there already (try being the key word)...most girls tell me I'm nice or sensitive or a good communicator or some shit like that so when we're done making the beast with two backs, they always call later and want to go out and do other things :lol:

:hand: Homey don't play that shit


so I want to just have the sex with no strings....ever

[Muddy]

God yes, all the hookers I saw the night we were there were all 8's, 9's, and 10's



I imagine 'Kasia' type girls... Im sure you cant photograph them..

[Muddy]

Oh Lord knows I'm there already (try being the key word)...most girls tell me I'm nice or sensitive or a good communicator or some shit like that so when we're done making the beast with two backs, they always call later and want to go out and do other things :lol:

:hand: Homey don't play that shit


so I want to just have the sex with no strings....ever

I can understand.. I'm not like that, but I can dig what you're saying..

[Hal-9000]

not sure I could bang a chick who:

won't kiss
isn't really into it
has been with 23 guys already that night


:lol:

[Hal-9000]

I can understand.. I'm not like that, but I can dig what you're saying..

I made it sound like I'm a whore...

I never give a girl unrealistic expectations about what I can provide in the way of a relationship...

the ones I like just want to bang...the others who like me, I don't want to spend quality time with...


oh ffs I'm burying myself :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I imagine 'Kasia' type girls... Im sure you cant photograph them..

Yeah, I don't remember if cameras were allowed or not, I doubt it though. :-k

It was a looooooong time ago

[Muddy]

I made it sound like I'm a whore...

I never give a girl unrealistic expectations about what I can provide in the way of a relationship...

the ones I like just want to bang...the others who like me, I don't want to spend quality time with...


oh ffs I'm burying myself :lol:

You just havent met one that you wanted to see further.. Me? Im co-dependent.. :d

[Hal-9000]

You just havent met one that you wanted to see further.. Me? Im co-dependent.. :d

One of my better friends is a lesbo...she looks kinda like Hilary Swank and has a kicken body. And probably the nicest, most considerate, funniest personality of any girl I've met in long time.

I would kill to have her as a life partner :|

[Websponge]

want some help with the spelling?

asshole has two S's :thumbsup:




:dance:

thats not nice :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

thats not nice :(

Kick his ass :x

[Websponge]

I wont post it now, it was bloody good too..

[minz]

I got a tax refund in the post today :woot: That doesn't happen very often :lol:

[Hal-9000]

thats not nice :(

Yeah...2 hours ago it wasn't nice :lol:

Statute of posting limitations says - We're all good now due to your delayed response :thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

I wont post it now, it was bloody good too..


:rofl:


oh yeah...

[Hal-9000]

I got a tax refund in the post today :woot: That doesn't happen very often :lol:


:dance: spend it NOW!


found money...

[Websponge]

yeah!
fine, im outta here

: drama queen

:leaves

:slams door

[minz]

:dance: spend it NOW!


found money...

I go away for 4 day in a couple of weeks, couldn't have timed it better myself. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

yeah!
fine, im outta here

: drama queen

:leaves

:slams door

where's your fucking signature you part timer?

what a wannabe

[Hal-9000]

I go away for 4 day in a couple of weeks, couldn't have timed it better myself. :lol:

and then you can change your username saying :thumbsup:

[minz]

yeah!
fine, im outta here

: drama queen

:leaves

:slams door

Stomp, you forgot to stomp, come on now, dont let the side down, we ALWAYS have to stomp out of the door, shows them who's boss :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I like slamming doors hard enough to take out the door frame...really accentuates your anger :lol:

[Websponge]

where's your fucking signature you part timer?

what a wannabe

wow, Lance should put you in charge of keeping members welcome you nonce

[minz]

*Makes a mental note not to annoy Hal in my own home*

[Hal-9000]

wow, Lance should put you in charge of keeping members welcome you nonce


made ya post :dance:

[Websponge]

I posted of my own accord

[Websponge]

there, made a sig for you HAL

[minz]

:rofl:

[Hal-9000]

made ya make a sig too :dance:







good to see you Webb..

[Websponge]

please call me asshole

[Hal-9000]

it flashes too :face:


awesome stuff mate

[minz]

That sigs just getting better :lol:

[Hal-9000]

That sigs just getting better :lol:

shush you!

Minz.....please meet Websponge, he's an old friend from your side of the pond.

Webby this is Minz, one of my favorite online people :thumbsup:

[Websponge]

Ill work on a masterpiece tomorrow....Ill show that hal! jumped up calculator...

[Websponge]

Hello Minz, nice to meet you.

Hello Hal, go fuck yourself :D

[minz]

Good to meet you webby :)

[Websponge]

so whereabouts you in this shithole of a country! valley boy me!

[minz]

so whereabouts you in this shithole of a country! valley boy me!

Cheshire, somewhere between Knutsford and Macclesfield

[Muddy]

I had to log out just so I could see Websters signature.. :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Braves @ Cubs is on the tube.

[DemonGeminiX]

Mary Elizabeth Winstead is so freakin' hot.

:drool:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

so whereabouts you in this shithole of a country! valley boy me!

http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/1989/hal.gif

Bwhahahahah

[Muddy]

Everyone seems to be very non talkative this evening..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Maybe they're shy? :-k

[Muddy]

Should I pm them some of my nipple pics?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm thinking..........no :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uT2dCeyehw

The redhead in the Wendy's commercial is hot

[Hal-9000]

Hello Minz, nice to meet you.

Hello Hal, go fuck yourself :D

You know...my bag is still sensitive in that spot you licked last time.Be a sport and suck my nutz :)

[Hal-9000]

I was thinking...

If heart surgeons screw up and the patient dies, do they still charge for the operation to the family?

This could apply to any serious surgery....:-k

[Hal-9000]

or do they just write off that grueling 4 to 8 hours of handling someone's innards trying to save their life, and stamp the bill no charge?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's a good question :-k

[Hal-9000]

There's a young hottie on Survivor who had 2 different heart surgeries as a child and has a pig valve installed.

What if the pig valve didn't work? Does the surgeon say - I'm sorry, your daughter didn't make it. On the bright side, you'll be using a lot less water and power at home now :)

[Godfather]

......................Someone threw out the box before the frozen pizza was made. That's just some spiteful, heartless shit right there.



Thank the good Lord Recycling hadn't been picked up yet... HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW TO MAKE THIS THING!?!?

[Hal-9000]

and you worked in a restaurant for awhile?




:lol:

[Godfather]

and you worked in a restaurant for awhile?




:lol:

Damn your good memory making me look bad :lol:

[Cactus]

I hate losing...:(

[KevinD]

I always blame it on the beer...lol

for many years, the wife and I used to go out playing pool (8-ball). She'd make sure to get me lot's of beer, and typically, my game would go downhill rapidly..However, I don't think I ever lost the last game, which was always bet as "winner gets anything they want"

[Cactus]

I blame it on the fact that my basketball team is all around 30 years old and the teams we play are all in their mid-20's. We get tired in the 4th quarter.

[KevinD]

If you are still playing basketball in your 30's , more power to you bro...I played until I was in mid 20's or so, got too tiring then. lol

Kinda funny. My youngest daughter and I were talking the other day about sports. She asked which I was best in..I told her, when I was in High school, our coach made us play all sports (that the small school had) I loved football the best, though it was my worst game, liked basketball, and was a bit better than decent at it, and fooking hated track and field, though that's what I was actually best at (800meter and 1600meter runs)

I guess it like always, you always want what you can't have.. lol (though, we did manage to squeak out a state championship in class 1A football my senior year.

[minz]

Staff developement day today, wont be around much :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Soooooo tired :sleepy:

[DemonGeminiX]

Yesterday was a bad day for Philly sports teams. All 3 of their major league teams currently playing got their asses beat.

:lol:

[redred]

result a tax rebate has just come in the post for the tax year i gave up work i've done fuck all but £540 better off today :woot:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I could really go for a grilled cheese sandwich and some tomato soup right now :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

I went back to my mother. I said, "I'm crazy ma, help me." She said, "I know how it feels son, 'Cos it runs in the family."

[minz]

result a tax rebate has just come in the post for the tax year i gave up work i've done fuck all but £540 better off today :woot:


You too eh? Mine was £700 :woot:

[Jezter]

I could really go for a grilled cheese sandwich and some tomato soup right now :-k
I could go for that too right about now...

You too eh? Mine was £700 :woot:

...and since we have a woman here and money is no issue...chop chop little lady! We are hungry!

[KevinD]

Grilled cheese and Tomato soup is always my "feel good" meal.

[Muddy]

There's a young hottie on Survivor who had 2 different heart surgeries as a child and has a pig valve installed.

What if the pig valve didn't work? Does the surgeon say - I'm sorry, your daughter didn't make it. On the bright side, you'll be using a lot less water and power at home now :)


Only if he wanted to die..

[Hal-9000]

thinking about sucking dick for money...

wait, wut?

[Hugh_Janus]

oh look.... its up again.... this place is like AS was 5 years ago :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

I'm off to play fallout new vegas.... and rape me some jackal gang fuck nuggets

[Websponge]

waiting for Fringe to start!

[redred]

hey webby nice sig :tup:

[Hal-9000]

waiting for Fringe to start!


Lovely....yesterday's was better tho :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My ass is gonna be dragging at trivia tonite :yawn:

[minz]

My ass is gonna be dragging at trivia tonite :yawn:

Too much info :-k Take some worming tablets :huh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Too much info :-k Take some worming tablets :huh:

:gtfo:

[minz]

Neeeed coffeeeee.....

[Muddy]

Too much info :-k Take some worming tablets :huh:

:lol: :burn:

[Muddy]

My hands are so dry... I think I washed them too much..

[Muddy]

I think we just had a blip?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't even know what time it went down....I left for trivia last night and it was fine, then this morning when I got into work, it was down.

At least the tech guys took care of it fairly quickly after I opened the support ticket

[Muddy]

7:45ish est..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

If I had my way, hackers would be executed without trial

[Muddy]

These days I wouldn't even dignify them with the term "hacker". I think there are certain programs they have designed that most people with a bad attitude and a bit of malicious intent can do annoying damage..

[Jezter]

These days I wouldn't even dignify them with the term "hacker". I think there are certain programs they have designed that most people with a bad attitude and a bit of malicious intent can do annoying damage..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Low_Orbit_Ion_Cannon

[Muddy]

Intrestink..

[Jezter]

Intrestink..

It is scary how many different kind of easy to use programs there are that can cause serious damage. Like LOIC and several other "sniffer" programs... Every raging teenager can start doing damage from their mom's basement after someone kicked their ass in LoL.

[Hal-9000]

thinking...I am not Spartacus :(


owie

[Pony]

Good, find us a program that can remotely kill a PC. I'll personally send it to the IP responsible.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Good, find us a program that can remotely kill a PC. I'll personally send it to the IP responsible.

I'd prefer going there personally and pulling the guy's fingernails out one by one

[Pony]

I'd prefer going there personally and pulling the guy's fingernails out one by one

Are you accepting donations to pay for your airfare, I know a few dozen people that would love to chip in. Just make sure to take video.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Donations gladly accepted as soon as we pinpoint a location :tup:

[DemonGeminiX]

If I had my way, hackers would be executed without trial


These days I wouldn't even dignify them with the term "hacker".

Even though I know Muddy didn't intend this, he's actually correct. A hacker is not who's doing this. Hackers are the guys that created Operating Systems and Programming Languages. They're damn good programmers that push the discipline forward in new and interesting ways.

The guys who take shit down and fuck shit up are actually called "crackers". It's an unfortunate result of media misunderstanding that makes the hacker label a dirty word. Hackers are actually the good guys.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Even though I know Muddy didn't intend this, he's actually correct. A hacker is not who's doing this. Hackers are the guys that created Operating Systems and Programming Languages. They're damn good programmers that push the discipline forward in new and interesting ways.

The guys who take shit down and fuck shit up are actually called "crackers". It's an unfortunate result of media misunderstanding that makes the hacker label a dirty word. Hackers are actually the good guys.

:saysyou:



































:dance:

[DemonGeminiX]

:slap:

[Hal-9000]

cracker/hacker...it all equates to A.S.S.H.O.L.E.S with incredibly small penises

[DemonGeminiX]

cracker/hacker...it all equates to A.S.S.H.O.L.E.S with incredibly small penises

Hal, if it wasn't for hackers, you wouldn't have an internet to play on.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hal, if it wasn't for hackers, you wouldn't have an internet to play on.

Al Gore invented the internet :hand:

[Hal-9000]

Hal, if it wasn't for hackers, you wouldn't have an internet to play on.


[-( I was fine with my speak n spell

[Goofy]

Bunch of crackers :roll:

[DemonGeminiX]

Al Gore invented the internet :hand:

:stfu:


[-( I was fine with my speak n spell

I've always wondered if the speak n spell was the model for the electrolarynx.

[DemonGeminiX]

Bunch of crackers :roll:

Saltines.

:tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ritz > Saltines

[Hal-9000]

Bunch of crackers :roll:

*waggles finger*

call me dat again and imma axe the admin to ban yo skinny ass :x

[Goofy]

*waggles finger*

call me dat again and imma axe the admin to ban yo skinny ass :x

http://i.imgur.com/hBZyO.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I think my headache is finally going away

[Hal-9000]

not mine...the dentist really fucked up my jaw last weekend.Feels like I'm wearing someone else's jawbone and have my head in a vise


good thing I'm not at work or anything like that :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You should have made them give you a morphine drip that you could take home :thumbsup:

[Goofy]

Mmmmm, morphine drip :homer:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And I just hope I can get some sleep tonite, I am dead on my feet. Two Cokes and a 5 Hour Energy so far and I am still ready to pass out.

[Goofy]

And I just hope I can get some sleep tonite, I am dead on my feet. Two Cokes and a 5 Hour Energy so far and I am still ready to pass out.

That's probably partly to blame for the lack of sleep, cut down on the caffeine mate :thumbsup: *sips from can of coke*

[Teh One Who Knocks]

If it wasn't for the caffeine right now, I would be passed out on the floor :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I'm a big coffee drinker and a doctor told me that's not a good way to regulate your day (anything with lots of caffeine)....too many peaks and valleys :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Meth works a lot better

[Hal-9000]

Meth works a lot better

yes and it helps with my nightly teeth grinding too :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Meth works a lot better

I would like to sleep sometime in the next week

[PorkChopSandwiches]

yes and it helps with my nightly teeth grinding too :lol:

I love nub teef

[Goofy]

If it wasn't for the caffeine right now, I would be passed out on the floor :lol:

Pillow under the desk :tup:

[Hal-9000]

I love nub teef

I have cow teeth because of all the ^^$#@! occlusional adjustments dentists have done to my ^^$#@! teeth over the years


takes me 6 hours to get through an apple :sad2:

[Hal-9000]

Pillow under the desk :tup:

that's under his boss's desk :thumbsup:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I have cow teeth because of all the ^^$#@! occlusional adjustments dentists have done to my ^^$#@! teeth over the years


takes me 6 hours to get through an apple :sad2:

Ohhhhhh, I could use a BJ

[Hal-9000]

Ohhhhhh, I could use a BJ

I can't open my mouth very wide most days....your tiny schlong would feel enormous in my mouth :thumbsup:

[minz]

:shock: I thought I was in the wrong thread for a moment then.

[Hal-9000]

*25000 dollar thread

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I can't open my mouth very wide most days....your tiny schlong would feel enormous in my mouth :thumbsup:

I feel like a REAL man when its hard to fit

[Hal-9000]

I feel like a REAL man when its hard to fit

Muddy's was the easiest 25k I've ever earned :lol:

[Hal-9000]

his spunk tasted of BBQ :tup:

[minz]

I've got a craving for apple pie, wtf did that one come from. :think:

[Hal-9000]

My jism tastes like apple pie :face:

[minz]

I've just gone right off apple pie, wtf did that one come from. :think:

[Muddy]

I have fresh peanuts in my ass...

[PorkChopSandwiches]

http://blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/Monkey%20butt%20china%20peanut.jpg

[Hal-9000]

I've just gone right off apple pie, wtf did that one come from. :think:

I'm slowly losing my taste for peanuts for some reason :lol:

[minz]

I'm slowly losing my taste for peanuts for some reason :lol:

:lol: cant think why. :)

[minz]

I have fresh peanuts in my ass...

Well for safety's sake just stay away from the sprouts. :huh:

[Hal-9000]

thanks to PCS I'm not sure that I can look at a monkey the same way ever again

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:corn:

[Hal-9000]

or eat a cob of corn ffs :lol:

[Pony]

thanks to PCS I'm not sure that I can look at a monkey the same way ever again


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[Hal-9000]

never have figured out wtf is going on in your av :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

never have figured out wtf is going on in your av :lol:

It's Monkey Business :hand:

























:coat:

[Hal-9000]

*plants boot in Lance's ass to help expedite matters*

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

[Hal-9000]

You still here?

I'm sure someone somewhere needs your help with something OUTSIDE :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

BBT season ends tonite :sad2:

[Hal-9000]

Yes lots of them are winding up this week...:(

[KevinD]

Even though I know Muddy didn't intend this, he's actually correct. A hacker is not who's doing this. Hackers are the guys that created Operating Systems and Programming Languages. They're damn good programmers that push the discipline forward in new and interesting ways.

The guys who take shit down and fuck shit up are actually called "crackers". It's an unfortunate result of media misunderstanding that makes the hacker label a dirty word. Hackers are actually the good guys.

Sooo,,,crackers are bad guys???? DGX, is you black? lol

[Godfather]

Sooo,,,crackers are bad guys???? DGX, is you black? lol

:lol:

[KevinD]

Glad somebody got it... Trying for a rim shot, but alas...just not in the groove tonight... Need more whiskey, lol

Oh and Hi GF!

[Godfather]

Sup kev

[KevinD]

Nada, kiddo is about asleep, wife is watching Mythbusters reruns. Took a couple of bad cell phone pics of the pooches for FB, other than that, trying to get my drink on, but Flo isn't having anything to do with it...lol

[RBP]

and I am not yet doing my assignments why exactly?

[Richard Cranium]

Why is it that my balls feel all hot and sweaty when they are clean shaven but cool and dry when they are hairy?

[Godfather]

Donations gladly accepted as soon as we pinpoint a location :tup:

Can my donation be earmarked for a Go-Pro to broadcast the ass-whooping you'll lay down :lol:

[KevinD]

and I am not yet doing my assignments why exactly?

The Great Carmak says: because you are here instead of working


Why is it that my balls feel all hot and sweaty when they are clean shaven but cool and dry when they are hairy?

The Great Carmak says: Because you have shaved all the insulation off your balls. Skin to skin is always hot and sweaty.


Can my donation be earmarked for a Go-Pro to broadcast the ass-whooping you'll lay down :lol:

The Great Carmak says: Yes, but you may be required to participate in the receiving of said ass-whooping.

[RBP]

Sooo,,,crackers are bad guys???? DGX, is you black? lol

We do need a token black guy around here. :-k

[RBP]

The Great Carmak says: because you are here instead of working

I bought a car from Carmax once.

And you are correct!

[Godfather]

Why is it that my balls feel all hot and sweaty when they are clean shaven but cool and dry when they are hairy?

Hey Rich, are the Yotes going to be able to beat LA?! Trying to decide on my 3 forwards and 2 D-mean for the 3rd & 4th round pick in my pool :-k Tough choices here

[KevinD]

We do need a token black guy around here. :-k

:oops: Though I never really thought about it, isn't MG black? lol

Who was it that was very active on AS that was black? I remember there was a thread where he "came out" and a big deal was made of it. Never really understood that...


I bought a car from Carmax once.

And you are correct!

No, Ed, for the $$ I pay you, the proper response is " You, Sir, are Correct! Har-har-har"

:mrgreen::mrgreen:

[Richard Cranium]

Hey Rich, are the Yotes going to be able to beat LA?! Trying to decide on my 3 forwards and 2 D-mean for the 3rd & 4th round pick in my pool :-k Tough choices here

Tough call man, neither team should have made it this far, who the fuck can tell.. I would have a real hard time betting against Smith or Quick.. The defeatist Coyotes fan in me says Kings in 5 but the goalie in me says Yotes in 7.

[Richard Cranium]

We do need a token black guy around here. :-k

Pick me, pick me.. I wanna be the token.. Please?

[Godfather]

Tough call man, neither team should have made it this far, who the fuck can tell.. I would have a real hard time betting against Smith or Quick.. The defeatist Coyotes fan in me says Kings in 5 but the goalie in me says Yotes in 7.

Damn I'm kinda thinking the same. I think the Kings have it in them to sweep but I hope they get clobbered in a long slug fest of a series.

[KevinD]

We do need a token black guy around here. :-k



Pick me, pick me.. I wanna be the token.. Please?

We'd have to beat you black first ye bastid! lol

[RBP]

:oops: Though I never really thought about it, isn't MG black? lol

Who was it that was very active on AS that was black? I remember there was a thread where he "came out" and a big deal was made of it. Never really understood that...

No, Ed, for the $$ I pay you, the proper response is " You, Sir, are Correct! Har-har-har"

:mrgreen::mrgreen:

MG? That motherfucker is whiter than me. :lol:

There was ptownstompin I think was black and there was a guy from California who's name escapes me. :-k

[Godfather]

ptown was awesome :lol: That dude could get more fired up than anyone, loved his rants

[Midnight_Beacon]

I'm thinking it's 1:20 am & I should be asleep. Stop being so entertaining.

[Pony]

I'm debating if I should go up to the island again this weekend. I've a couple things I could finish up, but nothing that can't wait until next weekend. Got a group of 3 going up with me then though, I might be too busy to get anything finished....

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Flip a coin :tup:

I have a lot of stuff I need to do around my place this weekend, so I'm not planning on doing much

[Pony]

I don't have anything to do that can't wait or get done during the week. (cut the grass, trim the hedges). I've just been up there the past 4-5 weekends in a row. It's just so relaxing up there. Plus with the WIFI working up there now I'm not so disconnected.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Flip a coin :x

[Muddy]

MG? That motherfucker is whiter than me. :lol:

There was ptownstompin I think was black and there was a guy from California who's name escapes me. :-k

:lol: Im translucent!

[Pony]

Flip a coin :x

It's heads. So what does that mean?


:lol: Im translucent!

You make Michelle Trachtenberg look like Snoop Dog in comparison.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's heads. So what does that mean?

You send me $100 :tup:

[Pony]

I've only got a quarter, if I send that to you how do I make future decisions?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'll sell you a new quarter for $5 :thumbsup:

[Pony]

:-k

Do you take American Express?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Cash only :hand:

[Pony]

Sorry, the decision has been overruled. The bag is packed, I'm off to a quick stop at Lowes then heading toward the island.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Muddy]

Sorry, the decision has been overruled. The bag is packed, I'm off to a quick stop at Lowes then heading toward the island.

bastard..

[PorkChopSandwiches]

You make Michelle Trachtenberg look like Snoop Dog in comparison.

Bwhahahhah

[Muddy]

All jokes aside, boy shes an attractive girl...

[redred]

:dance2: it's nearly cider o'clock

[PorkChopSandwiches]

All jokes aside, boy shes an attractive girl...

I would work a peanut out of her

[Noilly Pratt]

We do need a token black guy around here. :-k

We don't need a toking black guy. He'll just get the munchies afterward :mrgreen:


It's heads. So what does that mean?



You make Michelle Trachtenberg look like Snoop Dog in comparison.

I had to see what the fuss was about...rrwowrrrrrrrr....

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