Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Jezter]

rainbow sounds a little gay though
:razz: It's beer, so I can let that slide.

http://i.imgur.com/GvnWt.jpg

:lol: Now that is something I'd buy and drink too!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol: Now that is something I'd buy and drink too!

I'd advise against it...I was only a kid when that stuff was out and available so I never tried it, but I definitely remember a lot of people saying how horrible it was :lol:

[Jezter]

Well, even if it was shitty, the can is worth it. :lol:

[Acid Trip]

fuck me.. I got an 85.7% class average and a 92% on the final, an 88.5% total an A-.. second highest grade in the class,, and with the fucking weighted gpa total bullshit, I end up with a whopping fucking C+ 2.3 gpa for the class

My OCD cannot process the idiocracy of it all, I need a drink before my head explodes.

:wtf: I thought only High Schools did weighted GPA's due to AP courses?

I've never heard of a weighted GPA bringing a GPA down, especially two letter grades. What kind of jacked up college are you going to?

[Hugh_Janus]

I didn't enjoy my first facial.... :wha:

also, I cracked my head open, hit my thumb with a hammer, punched a really hard edge of a subframe burned my arm and got my finger trapped in something it shouldn't really have been. Today wasn't a particularly good day

[DemonGeminiX]

I didn't enjoy my first facial.... :wha:

:gay:


also, I cracked my head open, hit my thumb with a hammer, punched a really hard edge of a subframe burned my arm and got my finger trapped in something it shouldn't really have been. Today wasn't a particularly good day

:-k

A 6' 5" black crossdresser?

[RBP]

rainbow sounds a little gay though

:-s

[Goofy]

I didn't enjoy my first facial.... :wha:

also, I cracked my head open, hit my thumb with a hammer, punched a really hard edge of a subframe burned my arm and got my finger trapped in something it shouldn't really have been. Today wasn't a particularly good day

I set myself on fire last week :tup:

[Goofy]

I didn't enjoy my first facial.... :wha:

also, I cracked my head open, hit my thumb with a hammer, punched a really hard edge of a subframe burned my arm and got my finger trapped in something it shouldn't really have been. Today wasn't a particularly good day

I set myself on fire last week :tup:

[Richard Cranium]

:wtf: I thought only High Schools did weighted GPA's due to AP courses?

I've never heard of a weighted GPA bringing a GPA down, especially two letter grades. What kind of jacked up college are you going to?

Monroe CC, it's an EMS101 class, so they grade in on a bullshit curve.

Found the Grading procedure hidden in the class syllabus, I got a B not an A, now I just to make the fucker realize the part he fucked up.

97%-100%=A+
93%-96% = A
90%-92% = B+
87%-89% = B
84%-86% = C+
80%-83% = C
77%-79% = D+
75%-76% = D

[RBP]

I set myself on fire last week :tup:


I set myself on fire last week :tup:

you set yourself on fire twice? :huh:

[Richard Cranium]

I win.. teh fucking putz apparently is unable to do averages correctly.

[Joebob034]

Leaving for Chicago early in the am. Got my Cubs tickets for my first game at Wrigley, finally!

[Goofy]

you set yourself on fire twice? :huh:

Yeah, didnt do it right first time around :tup:

[DemonGeminiX]

I win.. teh fucking putz apparently is unable to do averages correctly.

:huh:

Sounds like he's in the wrong profession.

[Richard Cranium]

yeah, worst I have ever had. In his defense, or something.. He has stage 4 esophageal cancer, the chemo has fried his brain pretty good. I hear he was pretty worthless before all of this though..

[Hugh_Janus]

I broke my mouse.... the battery cover has snapped and the batteries keep falling out and that means I have to re-sync the mouse to the mouse picker-upper thing. Today has fucking sucked.... infact, this whole week has sucked. FML

[Hal-9000]

My sister is here visiting this weekend and I just showed her how easy it was to acquire one of her favorite TV shows...I love noobs :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I broke my mouse.... I have to re-sync the mouse to the mouse picker-upper thing.

:hand: you get outta here with your ol fancy tech talk..

[RBP]

Mmmm Beeeeer

[Hal-9000]

beer is for girls :hand:


Mmmmmm tequila shots with an Oxycontin floater

[RBP]

Didn't you call me some pill popping name the other night? :lol:

[redred]

http://i.imgur.com/FReeX.gif

[minz]

http://i.imgur.com/FReeX.gif

Cider? :lol:

[minz]

Uploading pics to photobucket, this is going to take a while :meh:

[redred]

Cider? :lol:

yes :lol:

[minz]

yes :lol:

Just a wild guess :lol:

[redred]

really? :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Well, it wasn't a heart attack.

Yay!

[minz]

Well, it wasn't a heart attack.

Yay!

You not been well flower?

[DemonGeminiX]

You not been well flower?

Had a bit of a chest pain when I was working out earlier this morning. I was made to go to the hospital (by family) and had it checked out.

So yeah, I'm fine, like I already figured, but I had to appease the paranoids in my family.

I should've just kept my mouth shut.

Can't wait to see the bill.

[RBP]

Glad you're ok DGX. :)

[DemonGeminiX]

Thanks, bro. Me too.

[Southern Belle]

Glad you're ok DGX.

[DemonGeminiX]

Thanks hun.

[RBP]

Fucking Cubs :x

[DemonGeminiX]

Fucking Cubs :x

... is bestiality, deranged, and against the law.

:nono:

[RBP]

2-2 bottom of the 9th, he loads the bases then hits a guy. :|

[DemonGeminiX]

I foresee some trades to upgrade your bullpen in your future.

[DemonGeminiX]

Sometimes I feel like the universe is trying to tell me a great secret, but it's speaking to me in Swahili.

[RBP]

I foresee some trades to upgrade your bullpen in your future.

God I hope so...


Sometimes I feel like the universe is trying to tell me a great secret, but it's speaking to me in Swahili.

There are no secrets. :|

[DemonGeminiX]

Ok, it's midnight and my neighbors are riding around like maniacs on friggin' 4 wheelers.

:|

[RBP]

Wth that's bizarre.

[DemonGeminiX]

I'm thinking maybe I should flash my house floodlights to let them know that I can hear them/know that they're there and I don't like it, but then again, how could they think they were being quiet and nondisruptive in the first place? Those things are about as quiet as a small airplane.

Damn drunk hillbillies.

[RBP]

I'm thinking maybe I should flash my house floodlights to let them know that I can hear them/know that they're there and I don't like it, but then again, how could they think they were being quiet and nondisruptive in the first place? Those things are about as quiet as a small airplane.

Damn drunk hillbillies.

Leave Ms Belle out of this :hand:

[DemonGeminiX]

I think Belle would be a little more considerate than this.

[RBP]

She for sure would!

[DemonGeminiX]

I understand that they're a young couple and they want to have fun, but this isn't the backwoods country. There are houses everywhere you turn. And a bunch of them are filled with yankees like me. How could they think they wouldn't piss somebody off with these antics?

Nevermind the fact that they have a freakin' toddler at home.

[DemonGeminiX]

Wait. It's quiet. Maybe they passed out?




I can plug in my guitar and amplifier outside and blast it until they wake up.

:demon:

[RBP]

sounds fair to me!

[DemonGeminiX]

I bet in a strange twist of fate, they'd call the cops on me.

[RBP]

:lol: probably true. :|

[Jezter]

I think I now know why we were down so often..we are cursed! :shock:

http://i.imgur.com/Wb2Zf.png

[redred]

i'm hot and my balls are sweaty

[Jezter]

i'm hot and my balls are sweaty

http://positivepsychologynews.com/ppnd_wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/thank-you-bodies.jpg

[RBP]

I am loaded up on caffeine and bored. I need to find something to do. :-k

[redred]

dial a hooker?

[RBP]

I haz teh poor. :(

[redred]

you could murder them after and dump their body in the woods :tup:

[RBP]

I've run out of hiding places. I need to find a new plot of land. :-k

[Jezter]

Acid. Dump her in acid bath.

[RBP]

you are some deviant motherfuckers :lol:

[redred]

i blame the heat :lol:

[Jezter]

Me? Deviant. Nuh-uh... :hand:




8-[

[Hal-9000]

i'm hot and my balls are sweaty

I'm average looking and my balls are large

[Godfather]

One more week until I get my normal girlfriend back. Haven't seen her in ages, fuck med school :lol: Been grumpy and kinda down for weeks now.

[amex]

I'm average looking and my balls are large
too much info :giggle::giggle:

[DemonGeminiX]

So far, the big bad tropical storm Beryl is completely underwhelming.

[Godfather]

Probably cus that's a sissy name for a storm

[DemonGeminiX]

:hand:

The ones with the sissy names usually do the most damage.


Anywho, they're saying that everything should pick up here around 8pm... a half hour away. And it's supposed to last until 8am tomorrow morning or so.

[RBP]

Batten gone the hatches! There's a storm a brewin!

[DemonGeminiX]

:lol:

The wind isn't even blowing yet.

[RBP]

I said Batten! :x

[DemonGeminiX]

:hand:

No.

[-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Batten gone the hatches! There's a storm a brewin!

It's 'batten down' :facepalm:

[RBP]

It's 'batten down' :facepalm:

That what I meant it was a typo... Nazi. :x

[Godfather]

:lol:

DGX if it's safe see if you can take a vid for us! Never seen a hurricane or even real tropical storm :D

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

It's pitch black out and the vid on my phone blow chunks.


Trust me, you're not missing anything. If it were a cat 3 or higher, it might be worth checking out.

[Godfather]

Aww :( Go yell at that bitch and rile it up some

I'm still sitting outside in the sun :dance:

[DemonGeminiX]

It's spitting a little outside. The wind is gusting slightly.

It probably won't get much worse than a thunderstorm throughout the night.

:dunno:

[DemonGeminiX]

Uh oh. The power just flickered. I lost the internet for a minute there.

:lol:

[RBP]

Uh oh. The power just flickered. I lost the internet for a minute there.

:lol:

:hills:

[DemonGeminiX]

:freakout:

[DemonGeminiX]

Awww, fuck me. Something just hit the roof of the house. Mother fucker.

:|

[Psyber Hippie]

I miss the comfort in being sad!

[Psyber Hippie]

Long time...no see

[MrsM]

Long time...no see

I don't know if we've met... So Hi and Welcome :wave:

[Hal-9000]

where are all of the Yanks today? Is it some sort of holiday down there?

[KevinD]

I'm relaxing today. Tired from the veggies, but a bit later this afternoon, have to get back out and finish the Potatoes and peppers.

[Jezter]

I'm relaxing today. Tired from the veggies, but a bit later this afternoon, have to get back out and finish the Potatoes and peppers.

Speaking of potatoes... I ate the biggest and bestest ever baked potato in an old BBQ restaurant in Texas. That thing was the size of a baby and damn tasty!

[Hal-9000]

Speaking of potatoes... I ate the biggest and bestest ever baked potato in an old BBQ restaurant in Texas. That thing was the size of a baby and damn tasty!

Ever'thang is big in Texas! :thumbsup:

(including your poops)

[Jezter]

Ever'thang is big in Texas! :thumbsup:

(including your poops)

My poops we Finn sized still. :lol: But Im glad allsmiles comes with certain things Texas sized. ;)

[KevinD]

These are Red "new" potatoes. small ones, lol.

Was that baked potato a "stuffed" one? When the meat, cheese, and everything else is all in it.....YUM!

[Jezter]

These are Red "new" potatoes. small ones, lol.

Was that baked potato a "stuffed" one? When the meat, cheese, and everything else is all in it.....YUM!

Yep, all the bells and whistles! I chose pulled pork as the meat in it. Fucking delicious! Sooooo not healthy for you tho. :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

I wonder if this thing is gonna continue cutting across Florida and restrengthen to cause havoc in the Gulf or if it's gonna curve back like they forecast it to.

:-k

[minz]

I wonder if this thing is gonna continue cutting across Florida and restrengthen to cause havoc in the Gulf or if it's gonna curve back like they forecast it to.

:-k

Was your roof ok?

[DemonGeminiX]

Was your roof ok?

Yeah. An oak branch fell on it. Nothing's broken or anything (well, besides the branch). I guess that's what I get for having old oak trees by the house.

:idk:

[minz]

Yeah. An oak branch fell on it. Nothing's broken or anything (well, besides the branch). I guess that's what I get for having old oak trees by the house.

:idk:

Good to hear no damage was done :tup:

[Hal-9000]

Yeah. An oak branch fell on it. Nothing's broken or anything (well, besides the branch). I guess that's what I get for having old oak trees by the house.

:idk:

Tie a yellow ribbon 'round the.....










:coat:

[DemonGeminiX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jTM4ZOa69U

[Muddy]

:squeezefart:

[KevinD]

Tired as hell, can't wait to go to work tomorrow to get some rest, lol

[DemonGeminiX]

:-k

I can't, for the life of me, remember how the hell to size these damn rims for tires. It has to have been at least 10 years ago that I had to do it the last time.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

How do long weekends go by so fast? :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hoe Lee Fuk this day is dragging :wha:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

How do long weekends go by so fast? :|


Hoe Lee Fuk this day is dragging :wha:

No joke, I cant wait to get out of here.

[minz]

I've just got home from a 14 hour work day (and a lot of driving :() and now I have enough paperwork to keep me going way past midnight... :faint:

[Hal-9000]

I've just got home from a 14 hour work day (and a lot of driving :() and now I have enough paperwork to keep me going way past midnight... :faint:

yikes...sounds rough Minz


I'm just sitting here getting paid minimum wage for posting :lol:

[minz]

yikes...sounds rough Minz


I'm just sitting here getting paid minimum wage for posting :lol:

I hate paperwork, I would rather work 20 hours in the salon than do 2 hours of paperwork :meh:

[minz]

I quit my job as a lecturer because I HATE paperwork. :sad:

[minz]

And now the damn stuff is burying me alive. :sad2:

[minz]

yikes...sounds rough Minz


I'm just sitting here getting paid minimum wage for posting :lol:

Wanna swap? :d

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Wanna swap? :d

Sure....what are we talking about

[Goofy]

Sure....what are we talking about

Boobs

[minz]

Sure....what are we talking about

Jobs :)


Boobs

No, that was yesterday. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

today's word is legs




spread the word :dance:

[Hugh_Janus]

I can't believe its only tuesday :wha:

[Hal-9000]

I can't believe its only tuesday :wha:

I hear that brother...

[Hugh_Janus]

I hope the rest of the week doesn't drag like this....

also, I think there's a chinook trying to smash its way through the bedroom window.... jesus fuck that bug sounds big :shock:

[Hugh_Janus]

and emily mortimer's boobs are pretty frickin sweet

[Hal-9000]

googling...

[Hal-9000]

egad is that someone's Mum????

[DemonGeminiX]

and emily mortimer's boobs are pretty frickin sweet

It's too bad the rest of her ain't much to write home about.

[Godfather]

Off to work I suppose. Later all.

[DemonGeminiX]

Man... when you don't need something, it's in plentiful supply, but when you do...

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

man...it is really dead here at work today

I have time to read the sewage system thread from start to finish :dance:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

man...it is really dead here at work today

I have time to read the sewage system thread from start to finish :dance:

:tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

man...it is really dead here at work today

I have time to read the sewage system thread from start to finish :dance:

I've got a ton of paperwork I can send your way :|

[Hal-9000]

I've got a ton of paperwork I can send your way :|

don't you have some fancy android app to handle it? :rolleyes:

[Hal-9000]

:tup:

between that thread and Muddy's...you have done some stand up work there good sir :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

don't you have some fancy android app to handle it? :rolleyes:

Yes, I have a scanner on my phone...I can scan them all into PDF and send them to you :tup:

[minz]

I need an app building for my business, but how the hell do I find someone to do it when I haven’t got a clue what I’m actually talking about :wha: I mean, I know what I want just not how to explain it, and there are so many app developers out there how do you choose. :faint:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I need an app building for my business, but how the hell do I find someone to do it when I haven’t got a clue what I’m actually talking about :wha: I mean, I know what I want just not how to explain it, and there are so many app developers out there how do you choose. :faint:

Craigslist :lol:

All joking aside I have a guy that does it, but he charges $100 an hour.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I need an app building for my business, but how the hell do I find someone to do it when I haven’t got a clue what I’m actually talking about :wha: I mean, I know what I want just not how to explain it, and there are so many app developers out there how do you choose. :faint:

Just Google app developers Minz....this was the first one that came up when I did

http://www.arcapps.com/

[Hugh_Janus]

what a fucking day....

[Hugh_Janus]

also, if you have stuff in your car that you shouldn't then I suggest you take it out BEFORE you go to a garage....

some friendly advice from your resident spanner monkey :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

also, if you have stuff in your car that you shouldn't then I suggest you take it out BEFORE you go to a garage....

some friendly advice from your resident spanner monkey :lol:

I dropped my car off with the valet and left my weed in it a couple weeks ago, I had to have him bring it back just so I could pull it out and send him back on his way :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

HA! That would.ve gone straight in someone's pocket :lol:

we found one of these.... among other things

http://funnycrave.frsucrave.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ButtPlug.png

[minz]

Just Google app developers Minz....this was the first one that came up when I did

http://www.arcapps.com/

Thanks, I just looked but sooooo many of them :wha:

[Hal-9000]

HA! That would.ve gone straight in someone's pocket :lol:

we found one of these.... among other things

http://funnycrave.frsucrave.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ButtPlug.png

roadside pylon in case of emergencies? :-s

[minz]

Hugh, are you saying you go through the glove box of other peoples cars? :lol:





Wish I'd known that before I took my car for it's MOT :wha:

[redred]

Should have seen the sights i saw putting a bar in Cathy Barry the UK porn stars house a few years back even got a signed vibe and her dvd as a tip

[Hal-9000]

Should have seen the sights i saw putting a bar in Cathy Barry the UK porn stars house a few years back even got a signed vibe and her dvd as a tip

:shock: wtf.....

with smudged writing? that's nasty Red :lol:

[redred]

It wasn't used i sniffed it to check

[minz]

It wasn't used i sniffed it to check

Jeeeezus feckin christ that was way too much info :huh::ewww:

[redred]

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

HA! That would.ve gone straight in someone's pocket :lol:

So what you are saying is that you are a petty thief that works with a bunch of petty thieves? :-k

[Hal-9000]

So what you are saying is that you are a petty thief that works with a bunch of petty thieves? :-k

but if he steals an already illegal commodity (drugs)

is it theft?

[minz]

but if he steals an already illegal commodity (drugs)

is it theft?

Of course it is, he just knows he will get away with it as it wont get reported. :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I hate working late :wha:

[Hal-9000]

I hate having a flaccid penis :|

[redred]

Beat it about a bit

[Hugh_Janus]

Hugh, are you saying you go through the glove box of other peoples cars? :lol:





Wish I'd known that before I took my car for it's MOT :wha:
if I need to take the wheels off and numpty customers don't put their locking wheel nut key in the ashtray like they were asked to when they booked their car in, then yes.... and their boot gets a good old rummage through too :lol: oh and when their glovebox needs to be removed

So what you are saying is that you are a petty thief that works with a bunch of petty thieves? :-k
where did I say I steal anything? Where did I say my colleagues steal anything?


and more to the point.... where did I say I worked? :shock:

[Hal-9000]

Beat it about a bit

I had a dream I could suck my own dick last night....woke up with a lamp in my mouth and soiled underwear from the shock :sad2:

[Hugh_Janus]

lucky I found that lamp before it was too late, eh....

[Hal-9000]

lucky I found that lamp before it was too late, eh....

:thumbsup:


Red woke up with a signed dildo in his ass...I don't feel so bad now

[Hugh_Janus]

I read that as "singed" and thought someone must have gone to town on him

[Hal-9000]

I read that as "singed" and thought someone must have gone to town on him

That's every Saturday :thumbsup:

[Hugh_Janus]

maybe that's why he drinks so much.... :-k

[Hal-9000]

yes booze and tears go together :lol: Red's wife really wears the pants in that family

[Hal-9000]

radio guy said that Rihanna has some new pic out with a very tiny bikini bottom on...


*searches*

[Muddy]

I wonder why red doesn't get a job?

[Hal-9000]

radio guy said that Rihanna has some new pic out with a very tiny bikini bottom on...


*searches*

this is the big deal?

ok she has a nice ass and legs...but this isn't terribly racy...


http://i50.tinypic.com/2465erm.jpg

[Muddy]

Ooooh, she got a new white girl wig also!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm tired of staring at drawings now :|

[KevinD]

I wonder why red doesn't get a job?


Well, duh, his wife works, kiddos in school (iirc) and he gets to laze around drinking cider all day....I am jealous!

[KevinD]

Woohoo! Finally getting a bit of rain here. Still going, and may have 1/2" already!!

[Leefro]

CHINESE TAKE AWAY PLEASE

[redred]

Well, duh, his wife works, kiddos in school (iirc) and he gets to laze around drinking cider all day....I am jealous!

i work hard :lol:

[KevinD]

Ha-ha-ha...Okay, spliting wood is hard work, I'll admit. That's why I have a hydraulic splitter, and when it's broke, there's always the old retired man down the road that needs a few bucks.... At least I didn't say anything about those ears mate! lol


Well, not only are we finally getting some rain, it's enough that the satellite dish is out, and the power has been off for 5 mins or so too....Just checked the garden, no plants bent down yet...

[redred]

i want one of these :shock:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1HZztie5ac

[KevinD]

I can't watch vids right now..Aircard is too slow due to weather...looks like a big ass Uni-bit mounted to a car rim???!! lollololololol

[Muddy]

Embedding disabled by request

[KevinD]

And y'all call ME a redneck??? lol

[Hal-9000]

And y'all call ME a redneck??? lol

well if you'd get the pick up truck without the engine and the shopping carts off your lawn, maybe we wouldn't tease you :x

[KevinD]

I'll have you know, all (2) of the junk vehicles (one pickup, and one camaro) all run (sorta) and the shopping carts are in the garage....

[redred]

...looks like a big ass Uni-bit mounted to a car rim???!! lollololololol

thats the one kev:lol: crazy rednecks

[Hal-9000]

I'll have you know, all (2) of the junk vehicles (one pickup, and one camaro) all run (sorta) and the shopping carts are in the garage....

what about the still? Have you gotten rid of the still Cletus?

[KevinD]

Heyall naw..That still is for me rheumatis medicine.. Y'all want me to ship some of the juice and some of these tall weeds I got grown wild up thar?

[Hal-9000]

Heyall naw..That still is for me rheumatis medicine.. Y'all want me to ship some of the juice and some of these tall weeds I got grown wild up thar?

I'll need some help understanding...

*queues up 5 Hee Haw episodes*

[minz]

It's just too hot in this flat :melts:

[Hal-9000]

remove your clothes, take some pics and pm them to me.....3 pictures should cool you off :thumbsup:

[minz]

remove your clothes, take some pics and pm them to me.....3 pictures should cool you off :thumbsup:


Already done step one, but I just cant remember where I put my camera. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

maybe it's outside in your car...go check now :lol:

[minz]

maybe it's outside in your car...go check now :lol:



:rofl: I'll be arrested for indecent exposure :lol:

[Hal-9000]

now you're catching on....someone is bound to take your picture :lol:

[minz]

now you're catching on....someone is bound to take your picture :lol:

To be honest I would probably get away with it, I think I'm the only person in this whole village to still be up after 11pm on a school night :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me! For me! For MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

[KevinD]

I'll be your huckleberry...

[DemonGeminiX]

Holy fuckin' shit! Dish network is dropping AMC!!!! WTF!?!?

:x

[KevinD]

No way! I watch AMC all the time!

[DemonGeminiX]

Unless the network provider and Dish can strike a deal, AMC, IFC, Sundance, et al disappear at the end of June. No more Mad Men, no more Breaking Bad, no more The Walking Dead.

:(

[RBP]

it took forever, they gave me no straw, and my change was wrong. :|

[Midnight_Beacon]

I should be going to bed.....

We're putting the rest of the sod in tomorrow.

[Hugh_Janus]

I'm beat!

[minz]

I'm beat!

:beatdown: :d



Oh sorry, I thought that was a request :Lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

don't worry, it isn't the first time its happened to me :lol:

[RBP]

don't worry, it isn't the first time its happened to me :lol:

That's what he said. :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

We bought a zoo is wat to long

[RBP]

wat do you mean?

[minz]

We bought a zoo is wat to long

Again in English please, and the I'm drunk thread is over there >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :lol:

[RBP]

Temporarily moving.....

[Southern Belle]

What happened?

[RBP]

What happened?

Nothing. My sister and brother in law are on vacation so I am house, kids and dog sitting for 2 weeks. :)

[deebakes]

We bought a zoo is wat to long


Again in English please, and the I'm drunk thread is over there >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :lol:

I will translate. Porky says, "The movie 'We Bought a Zoo' is way too long"...

:lol:

[RBP]

Where is everyone today? :-k

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I will translate. Porky says, "The movie 'We Bought a Zoo' is way too long"...

:lol:

You get me ;)

[redred]

thats zoo film is based about 2 hours from me in devon http://www.dartmoorzoo.org/

[minz]

thats zoo film is based about 2 hours from me in devon http://www.dartmoorzoo.org/

And we are League of Gentlemen territory :lol: What does that say about us :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

The Science Channel's tagline is "Question Everything". Ok, so why the fuck do they have a ridiculously idiotic reality show called Oddities, which has absolutely nothing to do with science at all, on the fucking Science Channel?!?

:x

[deebakes]

You get me ;)

:dance: :cheerlead:

[Godfather]

The Science Channel's tagline is "Question Everything". Ok, so why the fuck do they have a ridiculously idiotic reality show called Oddities, which has absolutely nothing to do with science at all, on the fucking Science Channel?!?

:x

Ugh, it's like History Television playing nothing but Pawn Stars and Ice Road Truckers. How the fuck is that history?

I miss when they played documentaries and Combat! or Tour of Duty :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The Science Channel's tagline is "Question Everything". Ok, so why the fuck do they have a ridiculously idiotic reality show called Oddities, which has absolutely nothing to do with science at all, on the fucking Science Channel?!?

:x


Ugh, it's like History Television playing nothing but Pawn Stars and Ice Road Truckers. How the fuck is that history?

I miss when they played documentaries and Combat! or Tour of Duty :(

:wah:

[Arkady Renko]

You get me ;)

Dee was simply bright enough to look at his keyboard and figure out the typo.

[DemonGeminiX]

:wah:

:fire:

[Hal-9000]

Got the season ender for Game of Thrones last night...I haven't watched it yet, saving for tonight :thumbsup:


*I'm tittering with excitement* :face:

[Hugh_Janus]

I'm not sure if I should be in work tomrrow.... ~:-k

[minz]

Got the season ender for Game of Thrones last night...I haven't watched it yet, saving for tonight :thumbsup:


*I'm tittering with excitement* :face:

Sad... :lol:

[Jezter]

tit

You said "tit".
:giggle:

[Hugh_Janus]

I've learned a new word today.... well, actually two new words. The first is "drilldo" and the second is "efforting"

[PorkChopSandwiches]

as in its going to take a lot of efforting to get that drilldo going in her?

[Hugh_Janus]

her? Bitch pplease.... it's for me :hand:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I like to refer to your ass as female. Like I do with cars and boats

[Hugh_Janus]

are you saying my ass is big? :x

[Hugh_Janus]

not too impressed with forza horizon.... :-k

[Hal-9000]

Sad... :lol:

lick me! :lol:


what do you do at night? go over monthly spreadsheets and invoicing?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Got the season ender for Game of Thrones last night...I haven't watched it yet, saving for tonight :thumbsup:


*I'm tittering with excitement* :face:

I'm gonna try and watch it shortly, depending on a couple of things

[minz]

lick me! :lol:


what do you do at night? go over monthly spreadsheets and invoicing?

Pretty much :( I have no life :sad2:

[Hal-9000]

after this day through hell, I've promised myself the GoT season ender as a reward

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Was there a new Borgias last night too?

[Hal-9000]

Pretty much :( I have no life :sad2:

yes but you have a successful business, your own place and children that aren't.....like me :lol:

financial security = peace of mind

[Hal-9000]

Was there a new Borgias last night too?

Yes

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yes

:woot:

There wasn't one last week :(

[Hal-9000]

:woot:

There wasn't one last week :(

Yeah they took a mini break......

The Killing still has 2 more episodes to go....I hope they find the killer, the poor girl has been dead for two seasons now :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

some asshat is bombing up and down the main road in what sounds like a ferrari 458. The last time somebody did something similar (albeit in a slower, much less expensive car) I hjeard the engine roaring, then some SCREEEEEEECH, a big thump and a crash. When I went to work the next day, I saw skid marks, chunks out of the kerb, a lamp post bent over and a wrecked bus stop. Part of me wants that to happen again :lol:

[Muddy]

New spider man movie looks awesome..

[RBP]

Lately I am constantly reminded of why I didn't breed.

[deebakes]

Dee was simply bright enough to look at his keyboard and figure out the typo.

Which is obviously more than we can say for any british chicks :lol:

[RBP]

Which is obviously more than we can say for any british chicks :lol:

blonde you know...

[deebakes]

probably not naturally :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

The chemicals make it worse. They seep into the scalp, past the skull, and... well, you know.

:d

[RBP]

:lol: poor minz getting picked on lmao

[minz]

:(

[Fodster]

Pussy sometimes smells like a Skunk and sometimes smells sweet

[Muddy]

That sports bot sucks when you use the 'new posts' feature a lot..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Still in a bad mood :|

[Hal-9000]

Still in a bad mood :|

go in the washroom (or close your office door), pull down your pants, grab your wiener and start singing Tie A Yellow Ribbon in a loud voice, pulling your junk hard every time you say yellow.


you'll feel better by the 2nd chorus :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

Stop making me laff, I'm in a bad mood :x

[Noilly Pratt]

go in the washroom (or close your office door), pull down your pants, grab your wiener and start singing Tie A Yellow Ribbon in a loud voice, pulling your junk hard every time you say yellow.


you'll feel better by the 2nd chorus :thumbsup:

Now I can't stop thinking of Dawn.

[Hal-9000]

I can't stop singing the damn song and imagining Lance grabbing his crotch :lol: