Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Muddy]

I can't stop singing the damn song and imagining Lance grabbing his crotch :lol:

Do you really imagine that type of stuff? I dont..

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I imagine spinning on a ceiling fan by a rope attached to my shaft

[Hal-9000]

Do you really imagine that type of stuff? I dont..

:rolleyes:

One half of that statement is true....

[Hal-9000]

I imagine Nicki Minaj dropping her big fat ass on my face, me almost asphyxiating, then kidney punching her until she vomits blood and then me smoking all of her weed

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I imagine Nicki Minaj dropping her big fat ass on my face, me almost asphyxiating, then kidney punching her until she vomits blood and then me smoking all of her weed

:+1:

[Acid Trip]

I imagine Nicki Minaj dropping her big fat ass on my face, me almost asphyxiating, then kidney punching her until she vomits blood and then me smoking all of her weed

I'll only imagine that if you share the wheezy.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I feel blah :|

[Muddy]

What are you doing on here?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Anything I want, what are you doing on here?

[Muddy]

Watching you be a smarty pants

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ask a smart ass question, get a smart ass answer :)

[Muddy]

It's a observant question.. You haven't been on in the evenings.

[RBP]

I really need to be reading more

[Muddy]

Abraham Lincoln, vampire hunter.... What. The. Frick.

[deebakes]

I thought he was gay :-k

[Joebob034]

I thought you were gay

[Jezter]

It's a observant question.. You haven't been on in the evenings.

Well duh...he's playing hide the salami with his new ladyfriend.

[Hugh_Janus]

I dropped my phoner today and it just exploded.... and the screen is smashed :facepalm:

still works though :dance:

[RBP]

Well duh...he's playing hide the salami with his new ladyfriend.

:doggybanana:

[RBP]

I dropped my phoner today and it just exploded.... and the screen is smashed :facepalm:

still works though :dance:

:haha:

[Jezter]

I dropped my phoner today and it just exploded.... and the screen is smashed :facepalm:

still works though :dance:

So now it's lotto with the functions?

[Hal-9000]

I rarely drop my cell phone.....

I did happen to throw it across the basement, while I was in conversation.... with my phone service provider :lol:

man she pissed me off...

[Hugh_Janus]

So now it's lotto with the functions?

nope, it works exactly as it did before.... which, TBH I'm amazed with

[Jezter]

nope, it works exactly as it did before.... which, TBH I'm amazed with

But if the screen is smashed, you can't really see what you are doing? Or did I misunderstood something... :-k

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Abraham Lincoln, vampire hunter.... What. The. Frick.

It looks awesome, I posted the trailer a while back.

[minz]

Typical, just typical, I think I'm starting with a chest infection :meh:

:(

[Jezter]

Typical, just typical, I think I'm starting with a chest infection :meh:

:(
If you ask nicely, Hal will rub your chest all better...will even provide his very own ointment. :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

But if the screen is smashed, you can't really see what you are doing? Or did I misunderstood something... :-k

the screen looks like its been shot. but the LEDs still shine through it. About 1cm circle is full of tiny spider cracks, so its a bit dark there, but I can still make out the icons and keyboard and stuff. Most of the big cracks aren't really a problem as they're pretty straight

[minz]

the screen looks like its been shot. but the LEDs still shine through it. About 1cm circle is full of tiny spider cracks, so its a bit dark there, but I can still make out the icons and keyboard and stuff. Most of the big cracks aren't really a problem as they're pretty straight

Jenny the hairdresser dropped her phone and it now has many many cracks in the screen, it still works fine though.

[Jezter]

the screen looks like its been shot. but the LEDs still shine through it. About 1cm circle is full of tiny spider cracks, so its a bit dark there, but I can still make out the icons and keyboard and stuff. Most of the big cracks aren't really a problem as they're pretty straight
Aahhh, I see. So good luck in bad luck. :tup:

Jenny the hairdresser dropped her phone and it now has many many cracks in the screen, it still works fine though.
I'd inspect her cracks alrgight. IfyouknowwhatImean.

[Hugh_Janus]

Jenny the hairdresser dropped her phone and it now has many many cracks in the screen, it still works fine though.


i'm really surprised min works... I dropped the pld phone and it landed flush on the screen.... no cracks, nothing, but the LEDs stopped working. The touchscreen still worked, I could make calls on, text gibberish to people and everything, but I just couldn't see anything :lol:

[minz]

Aahhh, I see. So good luck in bad luck. :tup:

I'd inspect her cracks alrgight. IfyouknowwhatImean.

:lol: I do know what you mean, she's been working with us this week, helping out whilst it's been busy.

[minz]

I could make calls on, text gibberish to people and everything, :lol:

So, working as normal then? :lol:

[minz]

If you ask nicely, Hal will rub your chest all better...will even provide his very own ointment. :lol:

In my dreams :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Gorilla Glass FTW :dance:

[Jezter]

In my dreams :lol:

Hal just jizz'd in his pants. :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

Aahhh, I see. So good luck in bad luck. :tup:

.
well, sort of.... it still sucks though... and I was pouting like fuck when I couldn't find the battery

So, working as normal then? :lol:

OI! I'll have you know that I'm pretty anal when it comes to text messages. Full words, correct grammar and everything.... and I even had this nice reply to one of my texts; "that was 4 fuckin txt msgs u twat":mrgreen:

[minz]

well, sort of.... it still sucks though... and I was pouting like fuck when I couldn't find the battery


OI! I'll have you know that I'm pretty anal when it comes to text messages. Full words, correct grammar and everything.... and I even had this nice reply to one of my texts; "that was 4 fuckin txt msgs u twat":mrgreen:

:rofl:

[minz]

:sick:

[Hal-9000]

Hal just jizz'd in his pants. :lol:


Oh yeaaaahhh :lol:

I'm a squirter :oops:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Oh yeaaaahhh :lol:

I'm a squirter :oops:

http://i48.tinypic.com/2071bac.jpg

[Hugh_Janus]

http://i48.tinypic.com/2071bac.jpg

I.... what, really? :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

:lol:

[Muddy]

Shit! :lol:

[minz]

I dont get what your all laughing at, am I just being thick?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Someone attached a flesh light to a shower head, so you can be squirted on in the shower.

[Jezter]

Someone attached a flesh light to a shower head, so you can be squirted on in the shower.

Or jerk-off to a golden shower fantasy. :lol:

[minz]

I'm kinda sorry I asked now........ :wha:

[Jezter]

I'm kinda sorry I asked now........ :wha:

So I guess you are not a squirter nor pee fetishist? :lol:

[minz]

So I guess you are not a squirter nor pee fetishist? :lol:

I live a sheltered life, seriously, this place has opened my eyes... a lot! :lol:

[Jezter]

I live a sheltered life, seriously, this place has opened my eyes... a lot! :lol:

We have probably had a lot of negative effect on some aspects of your life. Sorry. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

that's a damn fine looking pussy right there!








:oops: I think I need to go out more often

[minz]

We have probably had a lot of negative effect on some aspects of your life. Sorry. :lol:

:rofl: You should see the expression on my face at times, and I stay in the mainstream threads, I've not got that adventurous yet. :huh:

[Jezter]

:rofl: You should see the expression on my face at times, and I stay in the mainstream threads, I've not got that adventurous yet. :huh:
Those shady threads in the weird parts of the forum are where all the best stuff happens. If you think these mainstream threads make you do weird faces... oh you are in for a treat! :lol:

[Hal-9000]

yeah I'm real sorry too :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

I'm off to watch the TT

also, my guts are in bits :wha:

[minz]

Those shady threads in the weird parts of the forum are where all the best stuff happens. If you think these mainstream threads make you do weird faces... oh you are in for a treat! :lol:

:wha:

[Jezter]

I'm off to watch the TT

also, my guts are in bits :wha:

TT? Teletubbies. Tres Ghey. :hand:

Guts are in bits? Stop eating paint and metal chips, you filthy hobo! :x

[Jezter]

:wha:
Everything is going to be ok. :empathy:

[minz]

my guts are in bits :wha:

Out in sympathy with your phone?

[minz]

Cant decide between soup or toast. :-k

[Hal-9000]

yeah I'm real sorry too :lol:


just so Minz sees this :lol:

sometimes we get a little blue....I apologize for everything Lance, Muddy, Jez and PCS have said that's inappropriate

[Jezter]

Cant decide between soup or toast. :-k
Soup with toast ofcourse! Duh... Women... :roll: :lol:

just so Minz sees this :lol:

sometimes we get a little blue....I apologize for everything Lance, Muddy, Jez and PCS have said that's inappropriate
*klip klop klip klop* Here comes the white knight in his shining armor and stallion! :lol:

[minz]

I'm used to you now.

[minz]

Soup with toast ofcourse! Duh... Women... :roll: :lol:

*klip klop klip klop* Here comes the white knight in his shining armor and stallion! :lol:

I cant eat both thats way too much food in one sitting.

[Hal-9000]

Jez...you notice I apologized for others and left my name off the list?






:lol: Minz knows I'm a dawg

[minz]

Jez...you notice I apologized for others and left my name off the list?






:lol: Minz knows I'm a dawg

*tickles Hal behind the ear* :d

[Hal-9000]

I cant eat both thats way too much food in one sitting.

soup AND toast is too much food?

that's not even a warmup for the real food :lol:

[Hal-9000]

*tickles Hal behind the ear* :d

*licks his own balls* :)

[Hal-9000]

*poops on carpet then gives shameful look with big eyes* :)

[minz]

soup AND toast is too much food?

that's not even a warmup for the real food :lol:

For a man maybe.

[Hal-9000]

*humps leg of sofa*

[Hal-9000]

For a man maybe.

C'mon....you gotta keep them breastes up to regulation size, you must eat

[minz]

*poops on carpet then gives shameful look with big eyes* :)

Dont some dogs eat their own poop?

Please dont reply to this... :ewww:

[Jezter]

I cant eat both thats way too much food in one sitting.
Wh...What? No way it is...depends on the type of soup tho I guess. And what you Brits mean with "toast". To me, toast is the tiny piece of bread that pops out of the toaster that one then slathers with butter.

soup AND toast is too much food?

that's not even a warmup for the real food :lol:
:tup:

For a man maybe.
Boys are always hungry. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Dont some dogs eat their own poop?

Please dont reply to this... :ewww:

mouth is full...



brb

[minz]

C'mon....you gotta keep them breastes up to regulation size, you must eat

Have you seen the size of my boobs? :shock: They need to go, and the only way that will happen is if I lose weight.

[minz]

mouth is full...



brb

:puke:

[Jezter]

Have you seen the size of my boobs? :shock: They need to go, and the only way that will happen is if I lose weight.

...and on that day, a thousand men wept and a thousand more joined them...

[RBP]

hehehe boobies hehehe

[Hal-9000]

Have you seen the size of my boobs? :shock: They need to go, and the only way that will happen is if I lose weight.

no....I keep asking for the pm pics and you keep holding out :sad2:

if I had schmebes like that I would proud and set them free!

[minz]

...and on that day, a thousand men wept and a thousand more joined them...

But really, they make me look fatter than I already am, they have GOT to go.

[Hal-9000]

seriously Minz...we've been posting for what.. a year now?

I had no idea you had boobies :lol:

[Jezter]

But really, they make me look fatter than I already am, they have GOT to go.

There's not one man on this planet that will say "Yeah..those tits make you looka bit chunky. Better lose those puppies."
It is a crime against humanity to get rid of perfectly good tittage!

[Hal-9000]

But really, they make me look fatter than I already am, they have GOT to go.

oh yeahh...they gotta go in a push up bra and right into my face baby!









:lol: oops I'm a pig

[minz]

no....I keep asking for the pm pics and you keep holding out :sad2:

if I had schmebes like that I would proud and set them free!

I'm far too shy to do things like that. :sad2: I just dont have the balls to do it, sorry.

[Jezter]

seriously Minz...we've been posting for what.. a year now?

I had no idea you had boobies :lol:

Yeah, you've always been more into the 12yo chinese boy look. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

There's not one man on this planet that will say "Yeah..those tits make you looka bit chunky. Better lose those puppies."
It is a crime against humanity to get rid of perfectly good tittage!

word bro

[Jezter]

I'm far too shy to do things like that. :sad2: I just dont have the balls to do it, sorry.

No, but you got ovaries to do it! :lol:

[minz]

seriously Minz...we've been posting for what.. a year now?

I had no idea you had boobies :lol:


There's not one man on this planet that will say "Yeah..those tits make you looka bit chunky. Better lose those puppies."
It is a crime against humanity to get rid of perfectly good tittage!


oh yeahh...they gotta go in a push up bra and right into my face baby!









:lol: oops I'm a pig

:lol:

[minz]

oh yeahh...they gotta go in a push up bra and right into my face baby!









:lol: oops I'm a pig

In a push up bra I would look like a porn star, It will never happen :lol:

[Jezter]

In a push up bra I would look like a porn star, It will never happen :lol:

http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2010/262/1/e/okay__by_projectendo-d2z3mhm.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

Ah fuck... I got the hiccups.

:meh:

[minz]

Ah fuck... I got the hiccups.

:meh:

Boo

[Hugh_Janus]

Ah fuck... I got the hiccups.

:meh:

drink a glass of water upsidedown

[Teh One Who Knocks]

drink a glass of water upsidedown

If you hold the water upside down, won't it fall out of the glass? :-s

[Hal-9000]

Ah fuck... I got the hiccups.

:meh:

stick a baseball bat up your ass and hum Achey Breakey Heart....(and upload the vid to Youtube :lol:)

[minz]

stick a baseball bat up your ass and hum Achey Breakey Heart....(and upload the vid to Youtube :lol:)

I dont think I would want to see that :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I dont think I would want to see that :lol:

guaranteed hiccup remover :thumbsup:

[minz]

:sick: I think it's a trip to the Doc's tomorrow, I'm coughing and wheezing like a 60 a day smoker. :(

[Hal-9000]

:sick: I think it's a trip to the Doc's tomorrow, I'm coughing and wheezing like a 60 a day smoker. :(

C'mere....I'll rub your chest for you







:shifty:

[minz]

C'mere....I'll rub your chest for you







:shifty:

I hate being Ill, I'm such a baby :lol: I just need cuddles but there's nobody here to cuddle me. :sad:

[Hal-9000]

I'll massage my own breasts then and send warm mental thoughts...

[Hal-9000]

WHOA! :shock:

when did I get my nipple pierced??

[minz]

I'll massage my own breasts then and send warm mental thoughts...

:lol: Your a D cup too? :shock:

[Muddy]

:sick: I think it's a trip to the Doc's tomorrow, I'm coughing and wheezing like a 60 a day smoker. :(

You need some ice cream tacos to cure that..

[Hal-9000]

:lol: Your a D cup too? :shock:

I have a 42 inch chest (lats mostly)

not sure how that translates to cup size...

[Hal-9000]

:lol: Your a D cup too? :shock:

You're a D cup?


ffs Minz send me some pictures with you wearing a saran wrap top

[Hugh_Janus]

I hate being Ill, I'm such a baby :lol: I just need cuddles but there's nobody here to cuddle me. :sad:
:hug:



You're a D cup?


ffs Minz send Hugh some pictures with you wearing nothing

FTFY

[Hugh_Janus]

or dhould that be FTFM? :-k

[minz]

WHOA! :shock:

when did I get my nipple pierced??

:lol:

[minz]

:hug:




FTFY

Thanks for the hug :hug: but what does FTFY mean?

[Hal-9000]

FTFY - fixed that for you

or in Hugh's case

FTFY - fondle those fabulous yams :lol:

[minz]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

Hugh likes the knockers..

[Hugh_Janus]

ooh.... I fancy some faggot sandwiches :drool:

P.S. shut up, americans, you don't know nuffin :hand:

[Hal-9000]

ooh.... I fancy some faggot sandwiches :drool:

P.S. shut up, americans, you don't know nuffin :hand:

John Travolta eats those :rolleyes:

[Hugh_Janus]

these are man faggots :facepalm:

wait.... that's not making it better

[Teh One Who Knocks]

ooh.... I fancy some faggot sandwiches :drool:

P.S. shut up, americans, you don't know nuffin :hand:


John Travolta eats those :rolleyes:

:burn:

[Hal-9000]

oooooh man faggots are yummy!



:lol: I should leave now

[Teh One Who Knocks]

If you fart and it comes out in a lump, does that mean you shit your pants? :-k

[Hugh_Janus]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/9/29/1317292752014/Faggots-008.jpg

[minz]

:ewww:

[Hugh_Janus]

timing = impeccable

[Hal-9000]

If you fart and it comes out in a lump, does that mean you shit your pants? :-k


http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/9/29/1317292752014/Faggots-008.jpg


timing = impeccable

yes...yes it is :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Muddy]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/9/29/1317292752014/Faggots-008.jpg

Those are some good looking faggots, homo.. :mrgreen:

[Hugh_Janus]

you're just jealous cos I get my faggots in a sandwich :hand:

[Muddy]

I am.. I truly am.. Lol

[Hugh_Janus]

now I'm hungry....

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/856/856,1217440030,3/stock-photo-faggots-peas-and-mashed-potatoes-with-a-rich-onion-gravy-15535021.jpg


:drool:

[RBP]

Faggots are meat balls?

[Hugh_Janus]

Faggots are meat balls?

sort of.... they are basicallypork off cuts and offal

[DemonGeminiX]

Faggots are meat balls?

:-s

Only when they overeat and neglect to exercise.

[Hugh_Janus]

no point deleting it, lance.... I saw it :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

no point deleting it, lance.... I saw it :dance:

Saw what? :-s

[DemonGeminiX]

no point deleting it, lance.... I saw it :dance:

:slap:

You should've quoted it!!!

[-(

[RBP]

:-s

Only when they overeat and neglect to exercise.

:-s

:rimshot:

[DemonGeminiX]

One down, one to go.
Another town and one more show.
Downtown, they're giving away, but she never came back
No phone can take your place, do you know what I mean?
We have the same intrigue as a court of kings

[minz]

Cant sleep :sick: Cant breath.

[minz]

I'm having a new website built, I have just been informed by the designer that he wants ALL the contents via email by this time tomorrow :huh: No sleep for me tonight then. :meh:

[Hal-9000]

sort of.... they are basicallypork off cuts and offal

NOT yummy :lol:

ewww

[Hal-9000]

Cant sleep :sick: Cant breath.

I heard that multiple oral applications of sperm to the throat will sooth and help with your breathing :tup:

[minz]

NOT yummy :lol:

ewww

Yeah stay away from them they're disgusting :ewww:

[minz]

I heard that multiple oral applications of sperm to the throat will sooth and help with your breathing :tup:

Like that will ever happen...

[Hal-9000]

*pulls out tongue depressor*


Say AHHHHHHHHHHH

:lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

NOT yummy :lol:

ewww
trust me.... as long as they're done properly, they are delicious, especially ones made by the butcher near me and the only frozen ones to eat are mr brain's.... don't laugh :slap:
Yeah stay away from them they're disgusting :ewww:
pffft.... you think fresh air is disgusting :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bwahahahahaha :lol:

[redred]

fucking stupid dumbass ics fuck up:x:overkill::villagers::disapproval:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-k :-k

[Hal-9000]

damn...new CSR was dumber than a bagful of wet mice on the phone and email...in person she's totally hot and really nice :lol:


she's from Palestine...Mom and Dad lived in Dubai :shock:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Did you hit on her? :D

[Southern Belle]

Anybody got a good grilled chicken marinade?

[Hal-9000]

Did you hit on her? :D

Only from 1pm - 4pm

[Hal-9000]

Anybody got a good grilled chicken marinade?

BBQ sauce :tup:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Anybody got a good grilled chicken marinade?

Lemon juice
Chopped garlic
Chopped rosemary
Olive oil
Salt and pepper

:tup: all to taste.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

BBQ sauce :tup:

:agreed:

[Hal-9000]

Lemon juice
Chopped garlic
Chopped rosemary
Olive oil
Salt and pepper

:tup: all to taste.

that's bullshit...I rolled up one of those and it wouldn't stay lit. There has to be proper proportions :x

[Southern Belle]

:lol: I actually used lime juice, garlic, rosemary, parsley and more. I love me some garlic.

I made a pork roast in the crock pot the other Sunday for the family. I put a whole head of garlic in with the roast. Everybody carried on about how good it was. It wasn't garlicky, just had a really good flavor. My son and I ate most of the garlic.

[Muddy]

Anybody got a good grilled chicken marinade?

Yeah.. Batter... :dance:

[Southern Belle]

I love fried chicken too but not tonight.

[Hal-9000]

:lol: I actually used lime juice, garlic, rosemary, parsley and more. I love me some garlic.

I made a pork roast in the crock pot the other Sunday for the family. I put a whole head of garlic in with the roast. Everybody carried on about how good it was. It wasn't garlicky, just had a really good flavor. My son and I ate most of the garlic.

My sister showed my a recipe for cooking pork roast that was quite good...involved jamming in some full cloves of garlic but damn it turned out nice and juicy

[Southern Belle]

Try it, it's delicious.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:lol: I actually used lime juice, garlic, rosemary, parsley and more. I love me some garlic.

I made a pork roast in the crock pot the other Sunday for the family. I put a whole head of garlic in with the roast. Everybody carried on about how good it was. It wasn't garlicky, just had a really good flavor. My son and I ate most of the garlic.

:tup:

[Hal-9000]

Try it, it's delicious.

Oh I have darling....

It's funny. She was a single Mom for a long time, working a full time job with two boys. So she didn't cook very much due to her long hours.

So now she cooks quite a bit and shows me how to cook things....and I can't cook cereal and toast without buggering it up :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My sister showed my a recipe for cooking pork roast that was quite good...involved jamming in some full cloves of garlic but damn it turned out nice and juicy

I used to dread it when I was a kid and visiting my grandparents (on my mom's side). My grandmother was an AWFUL cook...when she would say it was pork chop night, I would almost cry. Her idea of cooking pork chops was putting them in a frying pan, adding water until it barely covered the chops, then cook until the water had boiled away :|

[Hal-9000]

I used to dread it when I was a kid and visiting my grandparents (on my mom's side). My grandmother was an AWFUL cook...when she would say it was pork chop night, I would almost cry. Her idea of cooking pork chops was putting them in a frying pan, adding water until it barely covered the chops, then cook until the water had boiled away :|

:lol:

she wouldn't even throw in any cream of mushroom soup?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I used to dread it when I was a kid and visiting my grandparents (on my mom's side). My grandmother was an AWFUL cook...when she would say it was pork chop night, I would almost cry. Her idea of cooking pork chops was putting them in a frying pan, adding water until it barely covered the chops, then cook until the water had boiled away :|

Way to ruin a good meal :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

she wouldn't even throw in any cream of mushroom soup?

Nothing :wha:


Way to ruin a good meal :(

No doubt...it was even worse than it sounds

[Southern Belle]

:lol:

My Mama didn't use many herbs and spices other than salt, pepper, and maybe Mrs Dash. She has always been a good cook, as is my mother in law, they just don't think outside the box.

My husband and I love spicy food. I made chicken jalfrezi for him last Friday night and he loved it. I also tried a lady finger recipe that was good but not what he expected.
And some papadoums.
He has requested jambalaya for tomorrow night.

[Hal-9000]

what a sloooow day...

Yesterday my supervisor worked a full time job here, played in a flag football game, then worked a night shift as a cleaner, then came home to entertain relatives as one of his Uncles passed away. He is toast today...

I told him I walked for miles in Skyrim last night so I'm pretty tired too :lol: :lol:

[Hal-9000]

EVERYONE STOP WORKING AND GET POSTING! :x



dammit

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have been posting, but nobody else was :hand:

[Hal-9000]

Where were you posting, at your interior decorating forum?

[Hugh_Janus]

I'm such a shit out :facepalm:
NOT yummy :lol:

ewww


Where were you posting, at your interior decorating forum?

in all the wrong threads probably :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

in all the wrong threads probably :dance:

You flap your lips a lot for someone that can't prove anything :roll:

[Muddy]

EVERYONE STOP WORKING AND GET POSTING! :x



dammit

Hal, we need to have an intervention meeting for you.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

*pulls up chair*

[Hugh_Janus]

You flap your lips a lot for someone that can't prove anything :roll:
I don't need to prove anything.... you and me, we both know the truth :nana:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

All this talk of pork chops got me to make some last night. Lemon/Garlic/Rosemary mmmmmm...mmmmmm...good

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't need to prove anything.... you and me, we both know the truth :nana:

What truth? You say something happened that didn't....if you can't prove something happened, then you are just like the little boy that cried wolf.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

All this talk of pork chops got me to make some last night. Lemon/Garlic/Rosemary mmmmmm...mmmmmm...good

Pork chops do sound good, but I think my menu is filled with beer this afternoon :burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I love the internet connection here at work....how it just randomly cuts out from time to time :wha:

[Hal-9000]

Hal, we need to have an intervention meeting for you.

Shall we start an intervention thread? :lol:

I'll be there

[minz]

I was feeling a bit better today so I went in the gym after work, I think maybe it was a bit too soon and I'm not as well as I like to think I am :( I left out the CV tonight and just did 45 minutes of resistance weights, now I'm coughing and wheezing again. :sad2: :stupidcow:

[Hal-9000]

any exercise is better than no exercise Minz...

that reminds me, I have to fire up my virtual jogging program on the pc tonight :oops:

[minz]

any exercise is better than no exercise Minz...

that reminds me, I have to fire up my virtual jogging program on the pc tonight :oops:

Virtual :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I have a virtual weightlifting program too...I really work over the keyboard doing my reps :lol:

[minz]

I put a post on facebook I need to sort out my body clock as I keep waking up at 4am every morning. here's the replies;

Son: life. you mean life
Me: Mike I'm going to kick you one day, your never too old for a good hiding child!
Son: but you can be too old to give one haha


Cheeky little shit, where did I go wrong with that child!

[Hal-9000]

Let me ghost write your responses Minz...I'll pwn that lil fcker :lol:

[minz]

Let me ghost write your responses Minz...I'll pwn that lil fcker :lol:

I'm a bullied parent :(

[Hal-9000]

I'm a bullied parent :(

Elder abuse is a growing problem...









:dance:

[minz]

Elder abuse is a growing problem...









:dance:

And you should know.

[Hal-9000]

:sad2:

yes....I'm going to make a thread asking Lance to ban you for picking on me

[minz]

:sad2:

yes....I'm going to make a thread asking Lance to ban you for picking on me

:empathy: I only do it because your special :hug:





Needs :dance:

[Hal-9000]

:( I'm too dumb to think of a witty comeback...




:shakefist:

[minz]

:( I'm too dumb to think of a witty comeback...




:shakefist:

:wub: :d

[RBP]

Get a room you two :x

[minz]

Get a room you two :x

:hug: :d

[RBP]

This is why I hate women, they can bat their eye lashes and I forget why I was mad. :x

[minz]

This is why I hate women, they can bat their eye lashes and I forget why I was mad. :x

:lol: :daisy:

[RBP]

:hug: How are you my dear?

[minz]

:hug: How are you my dear?

I'm good thanks sweets, feeling a lot better today, hows things with you?

[RBP]

Oh pretty good. Got behind on school this week already but just got caught up. I handed up my first disciplinary action today to one of the kids today, lmao... being the hard ass that I am. :roll:

[Hal-9000]

you're going to school and you get to discipline other kids?

sounds Amish, cool

[minz]

Oh pretty good. Got behind on school this week already but just got caught up. I handed up my first disciplinary action today to one of the kids today, lmao... being the hard ass that I am. :roll:

Dont worry, they will find a weekness and exploit it to get off with the disciplinary :lol: kids are real good at that. :lol:

[RBP]

you're going to school and you get to discipline other kids?

sounds Amish, cool

I have my sister's kids for 2 weeks...


Dont worry, they will find a weekness and exploit it to get off with the disciplinary :lol: kids are real good at that. :lol:

:hand: I am a hard ass. I'll just take him to dinner because I feel bad. :lol:

[minz]

I have my sister's kids for 2 weeks...



:hand: I am a hard ass. I'll just take him to dinner because I feel bad. :lol:

:rofl: Soft arse :d

[Hal-9000]

I took away every dinky toy, the shovel, the garage...all of it, when I was playing cars with one of my nephews in the garden...


he wouldn't share :(

[RBP]

:rofl: Soft arse :d

8-[

[minz]

Disciplining kids hurts you far more than it hurts them.

[RBP]

I just took away his computer and grounded him for a day.

[Hal-9000]

I just took away his computer and grounded him for a day.

and noticed he had a smokin rig compared to yours so you're using it to download and view porn at much faster speeds

:lol: that'll teach him

[Hal-9000]

I just found Jimmy Hoffa :lol:

[minz]

I just took away his computer and grounded him for a day.

One days grounding is enough, I grounded Mike for a week once, he drove me mad in the house all week, never did it again, and I’ve even gone to work with a modem in my bag when I’ve banned them from using the PC :lol:

[RBP]

and noticed he had a smokin rig compared to yours so you're using it to download and view porn at much faster speeds

:lol: that'll teach him

:lol: he wants my computer... he has a laptop.

[RBP]

One days grounding is enough, I grounded Mike for a week once, he drove me mad in the house all week, never did it again, and I’ve even gone to work with a modem in my bag when I’ve banned them from using the PC :lol:

I might even give in on the grounding.

[minz]

I might even give in on the grounding.

Uncle RBP the big softy :lol:

[RBP]

I know I am. :sigh:

[RBP]

Cocktail Hour! :woot:

[minz]

There's nothing wrong with being a softy, much better than being a grinch :hug:

[Hugh_Janus]

One days grounding is enough, I grounded Mike for a week once, he drove me mad in the house all week, never did it again, and I’ve even gone to work with a modem in my bag when I’ve banned them from using the PC :lol:
I wish ytou were my mother.... when I was grounded, if I did something to get on my mother's tits, she'd extend my grounding. She sucked like that :lol:

[minz]

I wish ytou were my mother.... when I was grounded, if I did something to get on my mother's tits, she'd extend my grounding. She sucked like that :lol:

I bet you never saw the light of day as a kid :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

why the fuck do I think "actually, maybe it wasn't such a good idea to send that text" the instant I press send? :facepalm:

[Hugh_Janus]

I bet you never saw the light of day as a kid :lol:

hey! I was a good boy!:hand:
























once8-[

[DemonGeminiX]

What's a matta you?
Hey! Ya gotta no respect!
Whatta you think you do?
Why you looka so sad?
It'sa not so bad.
It's a nicea place.
Ah shuddupa ya face!

[Hal-9000]

What's a matta you?
Hey! Ya gotta no respect!
Whatta you think you do?
Why you looka so sad?
It'sa not so bad.
It's a nicea place.
Ah shuddupa ya face!

Whya you no havea no girlfriend???!

Eat something!!!

Whya you maka you mama cry like that???


:lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs

[DemonGeminiX]

Youtube's streaming Radiohead live at the Bonnaroo festival.

[DemonGeminiX]

Am I the only one on here watching this?

[DemonGeminiX]

Fucking awesome!

[Hal-9000]

Am I the only one on here watching this?

:sad2: not me, I'm afraid I've been left high and dry...




















:dance:

[Cactus]

if you bring pot brownies to a party, its ok. But if you bring crystal meth cake, you are a weirdo.

[RBP]

Long days and short nights....

[RBP]

boobies

[DemonGeminiX]

Those grilled cheese thickburgers from Hardees suck.

[RBP]

Those grilled cheese thickburgers from Hardees suck.

It's too late for burgers :nono:

[Hugh_Janus]

sooooo tired

[DemonGeminiX]

walk away me boys
walk away me boys
and by morning we'll be free
wipe that golden tear
from your mother dear
and raise what's left of the flag for me

[minz]

:tumble:

[Jezter]

Im thinking...that was superawesome bachelor party! Altough, now everything hurts. A lot.

[minz]

Im thinking...that was superawesome bachelor party! Altough, now everything hurts. A lot.

Awwe :hug:

[Jezter]

Awwe :hug:
Thanks. It was two days and very little sleep. Rough stuff, but so much fun.

[Hugh_Janus]

I'm hungry.... gimme an idea for something to eat

[Jezter]

I'm hungry.... gimme an idea for something to eat

Fish. Not with chips.

[RBP]

I'm hungry.... gimme an idea for something to eat

Faggots!

[Noilly Pratt]

Well I woke up Sunday morning,
With no way to hold my head that didn't hurt.
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad,
So I had one more for dessert.
Then I fumbled through my closet for my clothes,
And found my cleanest dirty shirt.
An' I shaved my face and combed my hair,
An' stumbled down the stairs to meet the day.

I'd smoked my brain the night before,
On cigarettes and songs I'd been pickin'.
But I lit my first and watched a small kid,
Cussin' at a can that he was kicking.
Then I crossed the empty street,
'n caught the Sunday smell of someone fryin' chicken.
And it took me back to somethin',
That I'd lost somehow, somewhere along the way.

On the Sunday morning sidewalk,
Wishing, Lord, that I was stoned.
'Cos there's something in a Sunday,
Makes a body feel alone.
And there's nothin' short of dyin',
Half as lonesome as the sound,
On the sleepin' city sidewalks:
Sunday mornin' comin' down.

In the park I saw a daddy,
With a laughin' little girl who he was swingin'.
And I stopped beside a Sunday school,
And listened to the song they were singin'.
Then I headed back for home,
And somewhere far away a lonely bell was ringin'.
And it echoed through the canyons,
Like the disappearing dreams of yesterday.

On the Sunday morning sidewalk,
Wishing, Lord, that I was stoned.
'Cos there's something in a Sunday,
Makes a body feel alone.
And there's nothin' short of dyin',
Half as lonesome as the sound,
On the sleepin' city sidewalks:
Sunday mornin' comin' down.

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

Ain't she a little ugly to be playing hard to get?

[Arkady Renko]

:-s

Ain't she a little ugly to be playing hard to get?

no, it probably keeps her from having to swallow.

[DemonGeminiX]

no, it probably keeps her from having to swallow.



With the way she looks and the way she acts, she better take it up the ass and be thankful.

[Arkady Renko]

be sure to let her know when you ask her on a date. best nip misunderstandings in the butt