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minz
07-03-2011, 05:27 PM
6.30pm and still too hot to go outside :sad2:

Godfather
07-03-2011, 06:20 PM
I'm sad I couldn't get a tee time today :(

Hal-9000
07-03-2011, 06:20 PM
6.30pm and still too hot to go outside :sad2:

reminds me...True Blood is on tonight :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-03-2011, 06:29 PM
6.30pm and still too hot to go outside :sad2:

And just what do you consider hot?

Hal-9000
07-03-2011, 06:32 PM
daytime



:lol:

RBP
07-03-2011, 06:34 PM
thinking I should be more focused and manage my time better.

minz
07-03-2011, 06:52 PM
And just what do you consider hot?

I couldnt live in your climate, if the heat didnt kill me the hayfever would. :huh:

minz
07-03-2011, 07:20 PM
I think I may just pop of to the chippy, I cant be bothered cooking just for myself.... :-k

Teh One Who Knocks
07-03-2011, 07:24 PM
I couldnt live in your climate, if the heat didnt kill me the hayfever would. :huh:

It's 32C now and still climbing

minz
07-03-2011, 07:41 PM
I need food, back in ten. :wave:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-03-2011, 07:41 PM
Bye Minz :bye:

Dragoness_Cutie
07-03-2011, 08:07 PM
Thinking... my boss is a dick. Not intentionally, but one nonetheless. He forgets to call to tell folks when they're working all the time, he's horrible about actually getting the schedule made anywhere close to on time, and today, I got called in to work for a coworker who was "sick" (I maintain that he was just too hungover to come to work). Apparently I was supposed to be splitting his shift with another coworker, which I didn't find out about until said coworker came in for work. Grr...


reminds me...True Blood is on tonight :lol:
So it is! That means I get to watch it tomorrow! :mrgreen:

minz
07-03-2011, 08:26 PM
Still fighting off the paperwork, I'm going to be in deep shit on Tuesday when the accountant wants to see the figures. :-k

Hal-9000
07-03-2011, 08:27 PM
Still fighting off the paperwork, I'm going to be in deep shit on Tuesday when the accountant wants to see the figures. :-k

push up bra and real short dress?

minz
07-03-2011, 08:29 PM
push up bra and real short dress?

Are you kidding, he's in his 60's, even im not That desperate. :lol:

Hal-9000
07-03-2011, 08:30 PM
you only need to distract, not carry through! :lol:

Dragoness_Cutie
07-03-2011, 08:30 PM
Are you kidding, he's in his 60's, even im not That desperate. :lol:
He's not saying have sex with the man, just tease him into forgetting a little. :lol:

Hal-9000
07-03-2011, 08:31 PM
Thank you...


unless he would look the other way for a lap dance, those are safe :thumbsup:

minz
07-03-2011, 08:32 PM
you only need to distract, not carry through! :lol:


He's not saying have sex with the man, just tease him into forgetting a little. :lol:

I doubt he would even notice, he will be too busy kicking my arse for being too lazy to get my figures sorted. :sad2:

Hal-9000
07-03-2011, 08:37 PM
consolidate the numbers Minz


everything cost 20 pounds....mani/pedi, haircuts, facials, color jobs...even a shampoo cost 20.
then, pay your employees on the same scale, multiples of 20
then, combine your internal disposable costs with the monthly rent and wages...until it works out in units of 20



:face: he'll be amazed at your number crunching skillz

minz
07-03-2011, 08:40 PM
consolidate the numbers Minz


everything cost 20 pounds....mani/pedi, haircuts, facials, color jobs...even a shampoo cost 20.
then, pay your employees on the same scale, multiples of 20
then, combine your internal disposable costs with the monthly rent and wages...until it works out in units of 20



:face: he'll be amazed at your number crunching skillz

I dont think "amazed" is the word I would use. :lol: I just cant motivate myself to do it, I hate admin with a passion. :( I need to look for a book keeper.

JoeyB
07-03-2011, 08:41 PM
I need to look for a book keeper.

I'll keep your books. In a place you'll never find them. We can make a guessing game out of it.

Hal-9000
07-03-2011, 08:42 PM
I dont think "amazed" is the word I would use. :lol: I just cant motivate myself to do it, I hate admin with a passion. :( I need to look for a book keeper.

Scan and pda your stuff daily to DGX, he's excellent at math and only charges 25 dollars per hour :thumbsup:





I have to run now, I'll leave you to get acquainted with JoeyB if you haven't already met :lol:

minz
07-03-2011, 08:43 PM
I'll keep your books. In a place you'll never find them. We can make a guessing game out of it.

Sounds good to me. :tup:

JoeyB
07-03-2011, 08:53 PM
Sounds good to me. :tup:

I'll also intercede on your behalf with the government. I find that all questions they ask are best responded to with the phrase 'I like da vagina'. It really adds color to an otherwise drab interview.

Jezter
07-04-2011, 07:02 AM
Sounds good to me. :tup:

Or ask for the Greeks to help you. I hear they are excellent at cooking their books. :tup:

SmoothBob
07-04-2011, 09:03 AM
Jings, its THAT day again..

DemonGeminiX
07-04-2011, 03:22 PM
A new barbecue place opened up around my way and they're giving out flyers. At the very bottom of the flyer they have:

So come put a lil' south in your mouth today!

I must have a dirty mind.

Dragoness_Cutie
07-04-2011, 05:53 PM
A new barbecue place opened up around my way and they're giving out flyers. At the very bottom of the flyer they have:

So come put a lil' south in your mouth today!

I must have a dirty mind.
No dirtier than mine... :lol:

Hal-9000
07-04-2011, 07:08 PM
still can't unbend my arms and my neck is fooked :|



gonna make working out today lively and interesting :dance:

JoeyB
07-04-2011, 08:51 PM
still can't unbend my arms and my neck is fooked :|



gonna make working out today lively and interesting :dance:

Maybe this would be a good day for not working out...

DemonGeminiX
07-05-2011, 06:24 PM
Casey Anthony Verdict:

First Degree Murder: Not Guilty
Aggravated Child Abuse: Not Guilty
Manslaughter of a Child: Not Guilty
Four counts of providing false information to law enforcement: Guilty

Hal-9000
07-05-2011, 06:49 PM
10 days away from work and 131 emails...and I work in a warehouse :lol:

it shore felt good deleting them without responding :cheerlead:

Goofy
07-05-2011, 07:14 PM
10 days away from work and 131 emails...and I work in a warehouse :lol:

it shore felt good deleting them without responding :cheerlead:

:x

*sends another 131 emails to Hal*

Hal-9000
07-05-2011, 07:15 PM
I have Lance's work addy....



*FORWARDS*






:dance:

Goofy
07-05-2011, 07:17 PM
:woot:

Hal-9000
07-05-2011, 08:11 PM
Hey Muddy,
Where's Bridgette the Midget's husband today?








:dance:

Goofy
07-05-2011, 11:08 PM
Reminder - I'm having a cheeseburger tomorrow

Muddy
07-05-2011, 11:19 PM
Lance , here's what you need... living up there in the old stinky mountains..

http://en-us.can-amside-by-side.brp.com/home.aspx

Hal-9000
07-05-2011, 11:21 PM
Reminder - I'm having a cheeseburger tomorrow

I'm having one tonight...in bed :naughty:


:dance:

Dragoness_Cutie
07-06-2011, 02:37 AM
Thinking... :cheerlead: Woo-hoo! :mrgreen: I made it into the finals for my radio station's thong contest! Just gotta beat out 19 other girls after this, and I'll be $1000 richer! :mrgreen:

MrsM
07-06-2011, 03:40 AM
Thinking... :cheerlead: Woo-hoo! :mrgreen: I made it into the finals for my radio station's thong contest! Just gotta beat out 19 other girls after this, and I'll be $1000 richer! :mrgreen:

Good luck DC :tup: - is there a link to see the pics?

MrsM
07-06-2011, 03:40 AM
Thinking thanks to Lance for the last set of nudie pics - I needed that and now I need to sleep :dance:

Godfather
07-06-2011, 04:07 AM
I've golfed of hit the range every day for the last 6 days now... my hands are not happy :lol:

Dragoness_Cutie
07-06-2011, 05:05 AM
Good luck DC :tup: - is there a link to see the pics?
I've got links for it all on my blog. (My website, you can see it in my profile here.)

Hal-9000
07-07-2011, 01:31 AM
It was 90F today..I'm sure glad I decided to grow my hair long this summer :dance:

JoeyB
07-07-2011, 05:09 AM
It was 90F today..I'm sure glad I decided to grow my hair long this summer :dance:

There's no reason you can't change your mind and just go ahead and shave your armpits.

Godfather
07-07-2011, 05:19 AM
I'm trying soooo hard to convince my girlfriend to drive a slurpee to my house

She is PISSED :rofl:

JoeyB
07-07-2011, 05:47 AM
I'm trying soooo hard to convince my girlfriend to drive a slurpee to my house

She is PISSED :rofl:

I used to bring surprise slurpees to a woman I was involved with (the famous Marie if you ever read my post about her).

Nothing says love like a slurpee delivered. Except anal sex with an oral finish, obviously.

Muddy
07-07-2011, 12:28 PM
I used to bring surprise slurpees to a woman I was involved with (the famous Marie if you ever read my post about her).

Nothing says love like a slurpee delivered. Except anal sex with an oral finish, obviously.

Did you ever actually have sex with that girl?

Hal-9000
07-07-2011, 05:08 PM
sticky slurpee sex...mmmmmmmmm

Hal-9000
07-07-2011, 05:15 PM
yikes...I normally don't fart much


I just let out a butt hurricane so loud, I think that the deaf, ghey guy heard it on the other side of the warehouse :oops:

'scuse me

Hal-9000
07-07-2011, 11:09 PM
I'm here all alone...





:shifty:























:wank:

JoeyB
07-07-2011, 11:17 PM
Did you ever actually have sex with that girl?

Do slurpees negate sex? When did this thought process emerge?

Dragoness_Cutie
07-08-2011, 05:34 PM
Thinking... I was supposed to go camping with some friends this weekend, but it got cancelled. :(

JoeyB
07-08-2011, 09:02 PM
Thinking... I was supposed to go camping with some friends this weekend, but it got cancelled. :(

The weekend was canceled?

DemonGeminiX
07-09-2011, 12:08 AM
I have nothing that I want to eat and I don't feel like going out.

:meh:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-09-2011, 12:08 AM
I have nothing that I want to eat and I don't feel like going out.

:meh:

I feel you pain dude

Godfather
07-09-2011, 01:22 AM
Ditto.

JoeyB
07-09-2011, 04:32 AM
I have nothing that I want to eat and I don't feel like going out.

:meh:

Look into cannibalism. Do you really need ten fingers?


I feel you pain dude

And you don't need ten toes.


Ditto.

Two ears? Van Gogh thinks you're a pussy.

Dragoness_Cutie
07-09-2011, 07:44 PM
Thinking... I should have made TWO sandwiches for lunch, I think... still hungry!


The weekend was canceled?
No, the CAMPING TRIP got cancelled. :(

JoeyB
07-09-2011, 09:47 PM
Thinking... I should have made TWO sandwiches for lunch, I think... still hungry!


No, the CAMPING TRIP got cancelled. :(

I know that. I was being funny. Sigh.

Dragoness_Cutie
07-10-2011, 02:47 AM
Yeah well, I figured that, but i still felt the need to correct you. :P

JoeyB
07-10-2011, 05:20 AM
Yeah well, I figured that, but i still felt the need to correct you. :P

I'm cancelling your weekend for that.

Hal-9000
07-10-2011, 05:54 PM
It's Sunday...almost high noon


I should go out and shoot somebody :-k

JoeyB
07-10-2011, 08:39 PM
It's Sunday...almost high noon


I should go out and shoot somebody :-k

Put you penis away.

minz
07-10-2011, 09:16 PM
Headache.

Dr Death
07-10-2011, 09:27 PM
Headache.
Awe! *massages minzy's temples*

JoeyB
07-11-2011, 04:15 AM
Awe! *massages minzy's temples*

I don't mean to criticize your technique, but are a woman's temples usually located in her panties?

Wyeast
07-11-2011, 12:00 PM
At least one of them is.

:yup:

Jezter
07-11-2011, 01:53 PM
At least one of them is.

:yup:

Both...if you ask me! :D

Hal-9000
07-11-2011, 01:56 PM
My temples hang just beneath my penis...I rub them often to alleviate stress :thumbsup:

Jezter
07-11-2011, 01:58 PM
My temples hang just beneath my penis...I rub them often to alleviate stress :thumbsup:

We are not so different, you and I. :lol:

Hal-9000
07-11-2011, 02:06 PM
:lol: I know..



when caught masturbating in public I always try to explain - I have a headache!!! :x

Jezter
07-11-2011, 02:10 PM
:lol: I know..



when caught masturbating in public I always try to explain - I have a headache!!! :x

And then point at your glans "See!? SEE!? IT IS ALL PURPLE AND THROBBY! It hurts THAT much!"

DemonGeminiX
07-11-2011, 03:08 PM
I'm not sure about this straight razor shaving thing. I cut myself three times.

:wha:

Jezter
07-11-2011, 03:36 PM
I'm not sure about this straight razor shaving thing. I cut myself three times.

:wha:

Sharpen your machete and whack away!

Hal-9000
07-11-2011, 03:49 PM
I'm not sure about this straight razor shaving thing. I cut myself three times.

:wha:

I was using my normal trac2 razor last weekend and cut my chin....I think I hit an artery because that little cocksucker bled from 5pm - 9:30pm inclusive :lol:

DemonGeminiX
07-11-2011, 03:53 PM
:lol:

Dragoness_Cutie
07-11-2011, 03:54 PM
Thinking... I are sleepy.

Hal-9000
07-11-2011, 03:55 PM
you know how you try the little piece of toilet tissue to stem the blood flow? 27 pieces later...

I said fook it at around 8pm, gave in and put on a damn band aid

Hal-9000
07-11-2011, 03:55 PM
Thinking... I are sleepy.

We are Devo :face:

DemonGeminiX
07-11-2011, 04:01 PM
you know how you try the little piece of toilet tissue to stem the blood flow? 27 pieces later...

I said fook it at around 8pm, gave in and put on a damn band aid

I had a slight gash on my chin and I just put some Neosporin on it and it stopped bleeding. I was through with my right cheek and moving to the moustache/chin area. I cut myself once right under my nose, once by the right corner of my mouth, and once on my chin. After the chin, I said fuck this and grabbed one of my safety razors and finished the job in 2 minutes. It was taking me 10 minutes to do one cheek with the straight.

That shit's scary, man.

:lol:

Hal-9000
07-11-2011, 04:11 PM
I had a slight gash on my chin and I just put some Neosporin on it and it stopped bleeding. I was through with my right cheek and moving to the moustache/chin area. I cut myself once right under my nose, once by the right corner of my mouth, and once on my chin. After the chin, I said fuck this and grabbed one of my safety razors and finished the job in 2 minutes. It was taking me 10 minutes to do one cheek with the straight.

That shit's scary, man.



:lol:

:lol:

yeah in the same shave as my chin gash, I cut under my jawline on the left side pretty good too :lol:
either a bad razor or my eyes were closed....ffs there was so much blood dripping in the sink I started feeling woozy at one point

Noilly Pratt
07-11-2011, 04:40 PM
Funny now that I've been working from home for 2.5 years now...I shave on the weekends and let it grow during the weekdays! They haven't made me put a camera on the laptop yet.

I went to see some live music at our local bandshell. They're having live music there every Saturday for the summer and my friend found out about this and went up and played 3 of his originals, and a scout said "I want to sign you as a writer - I have a country star in my roster who'd love that tune." Ya just never know who you'll meet.

There were these pot smoking guys sitting in front of us waiting on my friend to finish his set who looked like they'd do something from the Nirvana catalog, and when they got up there, out came the fiddles and the purest Bluegrass came out. So nice and eclectic. The next group did fusion Jazz, also did some Albert King, and it was all great. I know what I'm going to be doing with my Saturday afternoons...I forgot how much I love live music.

If I get brave enough maybe I'll make the audience suffer through a set of me doing Beatle tunes!


We are Devo

Are we men? :D

Jezter
07-11-2011, 05:19 PM
I had a slight gash on my chin and I just put some Neosporin on it and it stopped bleeding. I was through with my right cheek and moving to the moustache/chin area. I cut myself once right under my nose, once by the right corner of my mouth, and once on my chin. After the chin, I said fuck this and grabbed one of my safety razors and finished the job in 2 minutes. It was taking me 10 minutes to do one cheek with the straight.

That shit's scary, man.

:lol:

Why did you even shave with that thing in the first place? Gillette FTW!

Hal-9000
07-11-2011, 05:30 PM
recipe for disaster - using a straight razor to shave your balls when you have a cold...



:shock: gesundheit?????

Jezter
07-11-2011, 05:36 PM
recipe for disaster - using a straight razor to shave your balls when you have a cold...



:shock: gesundheit?????

Ohhh no no no!

Muddy
07-11-2011, 06:13 PM
Do slurpees negate sex? When did this thought process emerge?

Do slurpess negate sex... Well, I dont know.

DemonGeminiX
07-11-2011, 06:19 PM
Why did you even shave with that thing in the first place? Gillette FTW!

Because I'm a cheap bastard and Gillette cartridges cost way too much money.

:dance:

Hal-9000
07-11-2011, 06:23 PM
Because I'm a cheap bastard and Gillette cartridges cost way too much money.

:dance:

:hand:

I buy the generic knock offs for Gillette...5 bucks for 14 razors







Bloody Drippychin -9000 :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-11-2011, 06:26 PM
Why did you even shave with that thing in the first place? Gillette FTW!

:+1:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-11-2011, 06:27 PM
Because I'm a cheap bastard and Gillette cartridges cost way too much money.

:dance:

Then quit bitchin' :slap:

Hugh_Janus
07-11-2011, 06:29 PM
shaving is for pussies :hand:

Hugh_Janus
07-11-2011, 06:29 PM
:dance:

DemonGeminiX
07-11-2011, 06:30 PM
The safety razors I have only cost me about $35 a piece, but the razor blades only cost $2-$3 per pack. You get one safety razor and a shit load of blades and you're set for years at minimum cost. I get a better shave with them than I ever did with a gillette cartridge razor, mainly because I learned to shave with one of those old safety razors back when I was a teenager.

The straight razor cost about $17 and it takes half razor blades. It's not a real straight, there's no stropping or honing or whatever. I guess there's a learning curve with it, so I'll just keep trying. I can replace my divots.

Teh One Who Knocks
07-11-2011, 06:40 PM
Yes, because slitting your jugular is worth saving a few bucks :-k

DemonGeminiX
07-11-2011, 06:41 PM
I like taking risks.

:thumbsup:

Jezter
07-11-2011, 07:00 PM
Because I'm a cheap bastard and Gillette cartridges cost way too much money.

:dance:
:lol: Well, I think the best investments are done on yourself...and they are not so costly it will bankrupt you.

Then quit bitchin' :slap:
You tell him!

shaving is for pussies :hand:
Yes, pussies need to be shaved. Or trimmed.

The safety razors I have only cost me about $35 a piece, but the razor blades only cost $2-$3 per pack. You get one safety razor and a shit load of blades and you're set for years at minimum cost. I get a better shave with them than I ever did with a gillette cartridge razor, mainly because I learned to shave with one of those old safety razors back when I was a teenager.

The straight razor cost about $17 and it takes half razor blades. It's not a real straight, there's no stropping or honing or whatever. I guess there's a learning curve with it, so I'll just keep trying. I can replace my divots.
Just get the damn gillettes, man! Dish out that moolah!

DemonGeminiX
07-11-2011, 07:03 PM
Dude, I don't know how much those cartridges cost over there in the land of ice and snow, but they cost about $20 for a five pack of cartridges here. That's fucking insane, man. I'm not doing it.

[-(

Jezter
07-11-2011, 07:09 PM
Dude, I don't know how much those cartridges cost over there in the land of ice and snow, but they cost about $20 for a five pack of cartridges here. That's fucking insane, man. I'm not doing it.

[-(
20 dollars? That would be cheap! :D 18,5€ for a 4-pack. That is 26 dollars.

DemonGeminiX
07-11-2011, 07:11 PM
:-s

No wonder why Vikings all have beards.

Jezter
07-11-2011, 07:13 PM
:-s

No wonder why Vikings all have beards.

:lol:
That also means girl-Vikings are rather...natural. Ew.

Teh One Who Knocks
07-11-2011, 07:14 PM
Dude, I don't know how much those cartridges cost over there in the land of ice and snow, but they cost about $20 for a five pack of cartridges here. That's fucking insane, man. I'm not doing it.

[-(

Thank package of five would last at least 3 months, probably longer :-s

DemonGeminiX
07-11-2011, 07:16 PM
Thank package of five would last at least 3 months, probably longer :-s

:-s

Maybe on your peach-fuzz.

Jezter
07-11-2011, 07:17 PM
Thank package of five would last at least 3 months, probably longer :-s

Yeah, to me they are well worth the money. Smooth, good shaving is worth it.

Jezter
07-11-2011, 07:17 PM
:-s

Maybe on your peach-fuzz.

Demon "Porcupine" GeminiX.

DemonGeminiX
07-11-2011, 07:19 PM
My five o'clock shadow can be used as sandpaper.

Teh One Who Knocks
07-11-2011, 07:20 PM
:-s

Maybe on your peach-fuzz.

In your dreams....my facial hair is hell on razors :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-11-2011, 07:20 PM
Yeah, to me they are well worth the money. Smooth, good shaving is worth it.

Yup, it's the only brand I buy :)

Hal-9000
07-11-2011, 07:22 PM
Yup, it's the only brand I buy :)

I've seen some pretty bad nicks on your legs..:hand:

Jezter
07-11-2011, 07:23 PM
I've seen some pretty bad nicks on your legs..:hand:

That's just cuz you don't give him kneepads.

Hal-9000
07-11-2011, 07:27 PM
That's just cuz you don't give him kneepads.

Kneepads are a work incentive prize for good earners....Lank is not a good earner :hand:

Jezter
07-11-2011, 07:36 PM
Kneepads are a work incentive prize for good earners....Lank is not a good earner :hand:

You need to show him how it's done.

Hal-9000
07-11-2011, 07:38 PM
You need to show him how it's done.

No way..I iz the pimp, he iz the help :lol:

Muddy
07-11-2011, 07:39 PM
What a bunch of Metro's... I use a .27 cent shitty 2 blade razor and soap to shave....

Hal-9000
07-11-2011, 07:40 PM
What a bunch of Metro's... I use a .27 cent shitty 2 blade razor and soap to shave....

hey! I suggested the generic knock off blades for 5 bucks....:hand:

Muddy
07-11-2011, 07:42 PM
hey! I suggested the generic knock off blades for 5 bucks....:hand:

5 bucks? Thats a bag of 30 for me.. :lol:

DemonGeminiX
07-11-2011, 07:43 PM
What a bunch of Metro's... I use a .27 cent shitty 2 blade razor and soap to shave....

What is that? The Bic disposable?

Jezter
07-11-2011, 07:43 PM
No way..I iz the pimp, he iz the help :lol:
Oh come on... like you couldn't help a brother out! :lol:

What a bunch of Metro's... I use a .27 cent shitty 2 blade razor and soap to shave....
My face screamed at me just reading that. What brutal things you are doing to your skin! I hope you use plenty of aftershave and lotion.

Hal-9000
07-11-2011, 07:45 PM
5 bucks? Thats a bag of 30 for me.. :lol:

Earlier I mentioned a horrific chin gash I got last weekend...maybe even the 5 buck razors aren't such a great deal :|

man that thing bled for hours

Muddy
07-11-2011, 07:46 PM
What is that? The Bic disposable?

Now actually I wont use that little orange and white pos.. These are the green and grey gillette slim twins I think




My face screamed at me just reading that. What brutal things you are doing to your skin! I hope you use plenty of aftershave and lotion.

No aftershave.. Just a splash of hard cologne down into the pores.. :lol:

I keep down below smooth with a dry disposable blade.. no soap, lotion, nothing.. *flip flip flip*

Hal-9000
07-11-2011, 07:47 PM
Oh come on... like you couldn't help a brother out! :lol:

My face screamed at me just reading that. What brutal things you are doing to your skin! I hope you use plenty of aftershave and lotion.

when I translate Jezter literally from Finnish to English, it says - pampered pussy.....is this accurate? :lol:

Jezter
07-11-2011, 07:55 PM
Now actually I wont use that little orange and white pos.. These are the green and grey gillette slim twins I think



No aftershave.. Just a splash of hard cologne down into the pores.. :lol:

I keep down below smooth with a dry disposable blade.. no soap, lotion, nothing.. *flip flip flip*
Hnnnnnhhgghh!! Naw, nigga, naw...

when I translate Jezter literally from Finnish to English, it says - pampered pussy.....is this accurate? :lol:

:hand: [-(

DemonGeminiX
07-11-2011, 07:59 PM
Now actually I wont use that little orange and white pos.. These are the green and grey gillette slim twins I think

The Schicks? Somewhat like these?

http://www.amazon.com/Schick-Disposable-Sensitive-12-Count-Packages/dp/B001ET73CO/ref=sr_1_1?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1310414238&sr=1-1

Hal-9000
07-11-2011, 08:01 PM
I like the new ultra expensive multi blade 'razors' that do everything but make toast


ffs, at times you'd think they're selling a car :lol:

Muddy
07-11-2011, 08:03 PM
The Schicks? Somewhat like these?

http://www.amazon.com/Schick-Disposable-Sensitive-12-Count-Packages/dp/B001ET73CO/ref=sr_1_1?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1310414238&sr=1-1


Thats them..

Muddy
07-11-2011, 08:04 PM
I like the new ultra expensive multi blade 'razors' that do everything but make toast


ffs, at times you'd think they're selling a car :lol:

I refuse to shave my asshole with anything but this...

http://www.shavers.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=B5-590CCShaver&Category_Code=braun_mens_shavers&Store_Code=shavers

Hal-9000
07-11-2011, 08:17 PM
'hard to reach areas'....

I wouldn't be putting anything electric near my butthole...just sayin :lol:

Muddy
07-11-2011, 08:18 PM
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzgggggggffffkkkghghgjgjkgkgl kkgkgkgkgkgsizzzzzzzzzle

JoeyB
07-11-2011, 09:34 PM
'hard to reach areas'....

I wouldn't be putting anything electric near my butthole...just sayin :lol:

Just the battery operated stuff then?

Teh One Who Knocks
07-11-2011, 09:36 PM
My face screamed at me just reading that. What brutal things you are doing to your skin! I hope you use plenty of aftershave and lotion.

Yup, might as well just shave with a broken bottle

JoeyB
07-11-2011, 09:41 PM
Yup, might as well just shave with a broken bottle

It's how real men shave.

Hal-9000
07-11-2011, 09:45 PM
Just the battery operated stuff then?

Yes!.....NO!

I don't know :doh:

Hal-9000
07-11-2011, 09:46 PM
It's how real men shave.

I shave using liquid nitrogen and a hammer..

Teh One Who Knocks
07-11-2011, 09:48 PM
I shave using liquid nitrogen and a hammer..

Pffffffft.....I use an acetylene torch :hand:

Muddy
07-11-2011, 09:50 PM
Yup, might as well just shave with a broken bottle

It's really not that bad.. Soap is super slickery....

Hal-9000
07-11-2011, 09:59 PM
Pffffffft.....I use an acetylene torch :hand:

I coat my whiskers in tuna and call Rosie ODonnell......

Teh One Who Knocks
07-11-2011, 10:02 PM
It's really not that bad.. Soap is super slickery....

It is for me :lol:

I haven't used a disposible in at least 20 years


I coat my whiskers in tuna and call Rosie ODonnell......

:eek:

Muddy
07-11-2011, 10:04 PM
It is for me :lol:

I haven't used a disposible in at least 20 years



:eek:

The craziest thing made me stop using shaving cream.... I kept getting this recurring stinky doo doo smell in my bathroom (when no one had doo doo'd recently).... I called a plumber and it turned out to be the shaving cream rotting down in the trap...

Hal-9000
07-11-2011, 10:16 PM
The craziest thing made me stop using shaving cream.... I kept getting this recurring stinky doo doo smell in my bathroom (when no one had doo doo'd recently).... I called a plumber and it turned out to be the shaving cream rotting down in the trap...

I have really sensitive skin and don't shave daily..I use the green gel and that seems to help.

Never heard about the shaving cream thing tho :shock:

minz
07-11-2011, 10:18 PM
You dont really need to use a shaving cream/foam you just need an oily product, it creates a barrier between your skin and razor so that it doesnt scratch the skin so much.

minz
07-11-2011, 10:19 PM
Try a moisturiser.

Muddy
07-11-2011, 10:21 PM
You dont really need to use a shaving cream/foam you just need an oily product, it creates a barrier between your skin and razor so that it doesnt scratch the skin so much.

Bingo.

Hal-9000
07-11-2011, 10:22 PM
You dont really need to use a shaving cream/foam you just need an oily product, it creates a barrier between your skin and razor so that it doesnt scratch the skin so much.

like pizza? :face:

minz
07-11-2011, 10:23 PM
like pizza? :face:

Not quite what I was thinking, but give it a try and let us know how it goes, picture too. :lol:

Hal-9000
07-11-2011, 10:24 PM
Not quite what I was thinking, but give it a try and let us know how it goes, picture too. :lol:

you didn't hit the checking in/check out thread so you threw me a little :lol:

minz
07-11-2011, 10:25 PM
you didn't hit the checking in/check out thread so you threw me a little :lol:

Ooops, I'll go and check in now so I dont confuse you further. :lol:

Hal-9000
07-11-2011, 10:27 PM
I wonder if I could use sperm as a shaving foam replacement?

may take a bit in the preparation phase...:lol:

JoeyB
07-12-2011, 05:40 AM
I shave using liquid nitrogen and a hammer..

That's fairly hardcore.


Pffffffft.....I use an acetylene torch :hand:

That's hot!


I coat my whiskers in tuna and call Rosie ODonnell......

Is that why you have no face?

Oh shit! Rosie...last time I dared to mock Rosie all manner of shit hit the fan...it was Hal this time, it was Hal!

DemonGeminiX
07-12-2011, 11:18 AM
It's how real men shave.

:hand:

Real men shave with a dull hunting knife and bacon grease.

Teh One Who Knocks
07-12-2011, 11:33 AM
:hand:

Real men shave with a dull hunting knife and bacon grease.

Pfffffft.....I use rusty razor wire :hand:

Muddy
07-12-2011, 12:36 PM
In my defense the blade does need to at least be really sharp.. That way if it hit's something non smooth it just slices it right off..

DemonGeminiX
07-12-2011, 12:37 PM
So do I, but I put it in a weedwacker.

[-(

Hal-9000
07-12-2011, 02:48 PM
Rebecca Black is droppin a new hit next week! :cheerlead:















:|

Teh One Who Knocks
07-12-2011, 02:52 PM
I thought the world wasn't supposed to end until December of 2012?


:suicide:

Hal-9000
07-12-2011, 03:14 PM
*monotone, drugged out voice*

Friday, Friday..

DemonGeminiX
07-12-2011, 03:24 PM
In my defense the blade does need to at least be really sharp.. That way if it hit's something non smooth it just slices it right off..

Have you ever heard of hand stropping?

RBP
07-12-2011, 03:25 PM
Have you ever heard of hand stropping?

Oh I know this one - it means fapping. :P

Noilly Pratt
07-12-2011, 03:29 PM
Rebecca Black is droppin a new hit next week! :cheerlead:














:|

Is it gonna be on ....Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday.....?

DemonGeminiX
07-12-2011, 03:46 PM
Oh I know this one - it means fapping. :P

:-s

You don't be wanna messin' around with razor blades while whackin' off.

minz
07-12-2011, 07:49 PM
Harper seven... wtf? :shock::shakehead:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-12-2011, 07:52 PM
Harper seven... wtf? :shock::shakehead:

They explain it in the article :)

http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?9873-Victoria-and-David-Beckham-Welcome-a-Daughter

minz
07-12-2011, 07:54 PM
They explain it in the article :)

http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?9873-Victoria-and-David-Beckham-Welcome-a-Daughter

No amount of explaining can excuse that type of child abuse. :hand:

DemonGeminiX
07-12-2011, 11:38 PM
Ok, it's official. I fuckin' hate my neighbors.

:|

Teh One Who Knocks
07-12-2011, 11:42 PM
Because....? :-k

DemonGeminiX
07-13-2011, 12:01 AM
Because their fuckin' kids won't stay off my property. They cross my backyard as a shortcut whenever they feel like it despite being told not to do it multiple times. I've told their parents that they're not permitted to do it. I got a song and dance before I told them that I would call the cops and have them prosecuted for trespassing the next time I get them on video doing it, but I don't feel like sitting outside all hours of the day waiting for them.

Muddy
07-13-2011, 12:08 AM
Are they leaving trash on the property, or are you just becoming that crotchety old dick that lives next door?

DemonGeminiX
07-13-2011, 12:11 AM
Are they leaving trash on the property, or are you just becoming that crotchety old dick that lives next door?

How is wanting people to respect the boundaries of private property being a dick? It's my BACKYARD. They don't have a right, and I don't want people back there.

minz
07-13-2011, 12:12 AM
are you just becoming that crotchety old dick that lives next door?

Oooh I have one of those next door, I've had a guy come to measure for a new fence (old one falling to bits) he put one foot on her side and she called the police to say he was trespassing, ive never had a cross word with her but I believe the previous owner did, and now she takes it out on me... bitch... :(

Muddy
07-13-2011, 12:13 AM
Im well familiar... I have a property nazi across the street from me at the river... The guys so petty.. Cept' when he wants to use your driveway or his stupid fuckin cat is laying on your car... Thats ok in his book...

DemonGeminiX
07-13-2011, 12:17 AM
I don't want to spend $6000 for a fence.

:meh:

Muddy
07-13-2011, 12:18 AM
Put in a toll booth...

DemonGeminiX
07-13-2011, 12:23 AM
But I'll have to hire someone to man it full time.

:no:

minz
07-13-2011, 12:24 AM
Buy a shotgun?

DemonGeminiX
07-13-2011, 12:26 AM
:-s

You can't just threaten to kill people for being on your land around here.

minz
07-13-2011, 12:28 AM
:-s

You can't just threaten to kill people for being on your land around here.

Land mines then :lol:

DemonGeminiX
07-13-2011, 12:29 AM
:-k

Yeah, somehow I don't think that'll go over well with the guys in the county sheriff's office, either.

minz
07-13-2011, 12:31 AM
:-k

Yeah, somehow I don't think that'll go over well with the guys in the county sheriff's office, either.

Shouldnt be a problem if they stay off your land :lol:

minz
07-13-2011, 12:32 AM
Well I think I need my bed, night all :wave:

DemonGeminiX
07-13-2011, 12:33 AM
But you know there's always a doubting Thomas, or a dumbass that thinks he's immune.

:|

Muddy
07-13-2011, 12:34 AM
You cant win, homie... You either have to put in a fence or loosen up a little..

minz
07-13-2011, 12:35 AM
But you know there's always a doubting Thomas, or a dumbass that thinks he's immune.

:|

And we all know what curiosity did now don’t we. :lol:

DemonGeminiX
07-13-2011, 12:36 AM
:no:

minz
07-13-2011, 12:36 AM
I know, plant thorney shrubs right around the borders. :mrgreen:

minz
07-13-2011, 12:37 AM
Or better still..... cactus :lol: oooh ive got my bitch head on tonight...

DemonGeminiX
07-13-2011, 12:43 AM
I know, plant thorney shrubs right around the borders. :mrgreen:

Actually, I tried planting border bushes on the left side of the house several years ago, but they haven't grown all too well.

:meh:

minz
07-13-2011, 12:44 AM
Actually, I tried planting border bushes on the left side of the house several years ago, but they haven't grown all too well.

:meh:

Clearly your not talking to them nicely enough :giggle:

DemonGeminiX
07-13-2011, 12:52 AM
Clearly your not talking to them nicely enough :giggle:

No, I've got woods behind my house and with the way the path of the sun goes over the yard, the woods blocks most of the sunlight from reaching that side until around 2 in the afternoon, so they're not getting enough sun to grow. They're in a partial shade area but they need full sun to grow big. They get enough to stay alive but not enough to grow huge like they should be growing.

Dragoness_Cutie
07-13-2011, 02:30 AM
Thinking... it's been a long day, and tomorrow is going to be as well. At least it means there will be decent money coming in soon!

Jezter
07-13-2011, 06:21 AM
No, I've got woods behind my house and with the way the path of the sun goes over the yard, the woods blocks most of the sunlight from reaching that side until around 2 in the afternoon, so they're not getting enough sun to grow. They're in a partial shade area but they need full sun to grow big. They get enough to stay alive but not enough to grow huge like they should be growing.

Buy bushes that grow in that kind of conditions? Or better yet, do like MG suggested and loosen up a bit... it can't be so terrible.

JoeyB
07-13-2011, 07:01 AM
Because their fuckin' kids won't stay off my property. They cross my backyard as a shortcut whenever they feel like it despite being told not to do it multiple times. I've told their parents that they're not permitted to do it. I got a song and dance before I told them that I would call the cops and have them prosecuted for trespassing the next time I get them on video doing it, but I don't feel like sitting outside all hours of the day waiting for them.


Are they leaving trash on the property, or are you just becoming that crotchety old dick that lives next door?

Ah, remember when people in forums supported each other out of a sense of camaraderie? Me either.


How is wanting people to respect the boundaries of private property being a dick? It's my BACKYARD. They don't have a right, and I don't want people back there.

Where I used to live we had a concrete drainage ditch running along one edge of our property, ending in a raised section in our backyard, near where a row of pine trees lined the back of all the houses on our street. The neighbourhood teens who liked to smoke would congregate there, flinging lit butts on the fallen sap and pine needles and stealing tomatoes from our garden.

One day they took all those stolen tomatoes and flung them on my car. One after another the bastards made a mess. They also made the mistake of doing it while I was looking out the window. I tore out of the house and gave them a hell of a scare.

The parent of one of them later brought her kid to my house. I thought she came to apologize but in fact just wanted to issue propaganda about how her son was good and it was this other 'bad kid' who was at fault.

Mind you, of three boys, it was this supposed 'bad kid' who actually came back to apologize and who cleaned my car. Her 'good' son ran like a coward, abandoned his friends, and only came clean when I tracked him down to where he lived, and never lifted a finger to help clean up the mess. Her attitude really bothered me, and the more I told her about what happened the more ANGRY she grew with me for not kissing her kids ass. Fucking cunt. No wonder your kid is a shit!

You go and set your boundaries now DGX, I support you all the way!

Godfather
07-13-2011, 07:13 AM
I'm not saying this to take sides... I believe DGX has a solid reason to want his property respected. Just something I was thinking

....There was this old bastard who used to live across the street. Guy would yell at us when our ball rolled onto his driveway, or we got his lawn wet having water fights. He'd scream at us just like he screamed at his wife. Everyone here had that mean old guy in their neighborhood I'm sure too.

You can bet your ass, kids found their ball rolling onto his property more than usual -it was scary but funny in a sick way, watching that jackass cussing and yelling about nothing at all. Just sitting there waiting for us to do something he could complain about. Even the parents in the neighborhood called him Hitler behind his back (while still telling us we had to respect him). Gotta be careful not to play the victim, or you'll become the victim. The old guy across the street made himself a target for kids just being kids.

Jezter
07-13-2011, 07:57 AM
It is a different thing if they are causing trouble, trashing, stealing and shit like that. Then ofcourse they need to be kept away. I see no problem if they are harmless and don't cause any trouble at all. Then why not let people roam freely.

redred
07-13-2011, 09:26 AM
a water gun filled with piss should stop them DGX i'm with you my back garden has no access but the front is open ,i don't mind if the get a ball that has ended up on it but running around means i get up and start shouting at them

Muddy
07-13-2011, 12:50 PM
a water gun filled with piss should stop them DGX i'm with you my back garden has no access but the front is open ,i don't mind if the get a ball that has ended up on it but running around means i get up and start shouting at them

That's assault in America, homie.

Muddy
07-13-2011, 12:53 PM
You can bet your ass, kids found their ball rolling onto his property more than usual -it was scary but funny in a sick way, watching that jackass cussing and yelling about nothing at all. Just sitting there waiting for us to do something he could complain about. Even the parents in the neighborhood called him Hitler behind his back (while still telling us we had to respect him). Gotta be careful not to play the victim, or you'll become the victim. The old guy across the street made himself a target for kids just being kids.


The neighborhood kids have been sticking a 'for sale' sign in this guys front yard at night, lately.. :lol:

Muddy
07-13-2011, 12:59 PM
BTW... I do support you DGX.. Im just speaking from experience..


*huggles for Joey*

Hal-9000
07-13-2011, 01:45 PM
on the DGX debate...

I agree 1000 % with DGX, it's your property and people shouldn't use it as a thoroughfare.We have a park behind our house and have endured years of kids cutting through...until I started going out there and getting nasty :x

That's what DGX should do.Maybe a hockey mask and chainsaw? Let the freak out bro :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-13-2011, 02:19 PM
On the DGX issue, just another example of how rude kids have become today. When we were out playing as kids, if a neighbor yelled at us or told us not to do something, we listened to them.

There is absolutely no respect anymore in this world.

Jezter
07-13-2011, 02:26 PM
With things like this, the differences in culture, attitude and people between FIN and USA become even more apparent. Not meant in any negative way, just an observation.

Teh One Who Knocks
07-13-2011, 02:38 PM
With things like this, the differences in culture, attitude and people between FIN and USA become even more apparent. Not meant in any negative way, just an observation.

Would you let someone just walk through your house because it's a shortcut for them?

Muddy
07-13-2011, 03:00 PM
On the DGX issue, just another example of how rude kids have become today. When we were out playing as kids, if a neighbor yelled at us or told us not to do something, we listened to them.

There is absolutely no respect anymore in this world.

It's the parents fault.

Teh One Who Knocks
07-13-2011, 03:04 PM
It's the parents fault.

Not sure if you are being facetious or not, but it's the truth.

Muddy
07-13-2011, 03:07 PM
It's the truth... Your kids are filled with the shit you put in their heads...

Jezter
07-13-2011, 03:12 PM
Would you let someone just walk through your house because it's a shortcut for them?

They are not walking through his house... and no, I would not let them walk through my house. Through my property possibly if it was no harm and they didn't steal, break or otherwise disturb. I mean, if I don't see them and they go through it and afterwards I can't even tell they've gone through there...what is the harm?

Muddy
07-13-2011, 03:48 PM
They are not walking through his house... and no, I would not let them walk through my house. Through my property possibly if it was no harm and they didn't steal, break or otherwise disturb. I mean, if I don't see them and they go through it and afterwards I can't even tell they've gone through there...what is the harm?


Thats kinda how Im wired now... I used to fret everytime someone stepped on my property.. But then I realized, hey if they arent hurting the place and they arent abusing the privilege.. And even more... If I know them... whats the real harm? Why stress over that shit... If they do some harm then I'll freaking sue them....

Hal-9000
07-13-2011, 03:51 PM
When dog owners come round and let their pooches crap on my lawn...that's when I go out and confront them.
Like Lance mentions about respect, the same thing carries through for owners/dogs as parents/kids.

Muddy
07-13-2011, 03:52 PM
Oh you know I have my issues with dogs.... :lol:

Jezter
07-13-2011, 03:54 PM
Thats kinda how Im wired now... I used to fret everytime someone stepped on my property.. But then I realized, hey if they arent hurting the place and they arent abusing the privilege.. And even more... If I know them... whats the real harm? Why stress over that shit... If they do some harm then I'll freaking sue them....

This is how it works here in Finland. People are luckily still respective of other peoples property and don't destroy it. They don't come walk right past your window or anything, but try to walk somewhere where it doesn't cause harm. I think it is because of our very extensive "Every man's rights" (Freedom to roam over there) where one bit says:
"The legislature has not set an exact limit on how many meters away from the yard 'the peace of the home' reaches. Everyone has to assess themselves and understand appropriate limits." So since we are taught this and we respect it... we are naturally wired differently.

Thank God common sense is still very much winning here.

Hal-9000
07-13-2011, 03:56 PM
I'm a dog lover but living next door to two of them and having to deal with neighbors who want US to help build a new 6 foot retaining fence...is where I draw the line.

I love living near a park but that brings the lazy dog people by and they inevitably let their dog crap all over our lawn.A few weeks back I went out and gave a dude a plastic bag (because it's law) and he looked at me dumbfounded, like I just removed one of his testicles :lol:

Muddy
07-13-2011, 03:56 PM
http://www.flagshag.com/smaller/europecoats/Finland_Coat_of_Arms.jpg

Jezter
07-13-2011, 03:57 PM
http://www.flagshag.com/smaller/europecoats/Finland_Coat_of_Arms.jpg

:finland:

Muddy
07-13-2011, 03:58 PM
:lol:

DemonGeminiX
07-13-2011, 04:02 PM
I don't know them. I don't want to know them. And I always see them. They are intentionally going up my driveway from the front of my house, around the back of my house and through my backyard where I can see them through the big ass bay window in the kitchen where they frequently peer inside my home.

I don't want anyone back there. My property, my rules.

And don't get me wrong, I'm not talking about 6 or 7 year olds here. These are young teenagers that know the difference between right and wrong, know that the world doesn't revolve around them. They can make a concious decision to respect people and they're not. I've told them to stop, they've acknowledged that I've told them to stop, and they're still doing it.

Also, keep in mind that there's been break-ins in my neighborhood over the past 9 months, which just gives me that much more reason to want to keep strangers off of my property.

It's a good thing I don't have a gun right now.

Teh One Who Knocks
07-13-2011, 04:05 PM
They are not walking through his house... and no, I would not let them walk through my house. Through my property possibly if it was no harm and they didn't steal, break or otherwise disturb. I mean, if I don't see them and they go through it and afterwards I can't even tell they've gone through there...what is the harm?


Thats kinda how Im wired now... I used to fret everytime someone stepped on my property.. But then I realized, hey if they arent hurting the place and they arent abusing the privilege.. And even more... If I know them... whats the real harm? Why stress over that shit... If they do some harm then I'll freaking sue them....

We'll see how neighborly you will wanna be the first time someone walks thru your yard, trips over something and gets hurt, and then sues you for it ;)

Muddy
07-13-2011, 04:05 PM
I don't know them. I don't want to know them. And I always see them. They are intentionally going up my driveway from the front of my house, around the back of my house and through my backyard where I can see them through the big ass bay window in the kitchen where they frequently peer inside my home.

I don't want anyone back there. My property, my rules.

And don't get me wrong, I'm not talking about 6 or 7 year olds here. These are young teenagers that know the difference between right and wrong, know that the world doesn't revolve around them. They can make a concious decision to respect people and they're not. I've told them to stop, they've acknowledged that I've told them to stop, and they're still doing it.

Also, keep in mind that there's been break-ins in my neighborhood over the past 9 months, which just gives me that much more reason to want to keep strangers off of my property.

It's a good thing I don't have a gun right now.

So dude, post a no trespassing sign and photograph them... Call the police and set the wheels in motion... In your situation I dont blame you at all...

Muddy
07-13-2011, 04:06 PM
We'll see how neighborly you will wanna be the first time someone walks thru your yard, trips over something and gets hurt, and then sues you for it ;)

Frank, is that you?

Teh One Who Knocks
07-13-2011, 04:07 PM
I'm a dog lover but living next door to two of them and having to deal with neighbors who want US to help build a new 6 foot retaining fence...is where I draw the line.

I love living near a park but that brings the lazy dog people by and they inevitably let their dog crap all over our lawn.A few weeks back I went out and gave a dude a plastic bag (because it's law) and he looked at me dumbfounded, like I just removed one of his testicles :lol:

My apartment complex has a "No Dogs" policy...one of the reasons I moved there :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-13-2011, 04:07 PM
Frank, is that you?

Yes, because nobody ever sues anyone in the US without good cause :rolleyes:

Muddy
07-13-2011, 04:08 PM
My apartment complex has a "No Dogs" policy...one of the reasons I moved there :thumbsup:

No dogs, no kids, nobody walking through your yard.. You should go get a bear, and move up on top of the mountain... :razz:

Muddy
07-13-2011, 04:09 PM
Yes, because nobody ever sues anyone in the US without good cause :rolleyes:

My neighbors kids aren't gonna sue me for tripping over a daisy... :lol:

Jezter
07-13-2011, 04:09 PM
We'll see how neighborly you will wanna be the first time someone walks thru your yard, trips over something and gets hurt, and then sues you for it ;)
Over here that doesn't happen... you trip and hurt yourself, sucks to be you. We are not sue-happy nation... you would get laughed out the court if you tried to pull some bullshit like that. It just doesn't work like that over here.

I don't know them. I don't want to know them. And I always see them. They are intentionally going up my driveway from the front of my house, around the back of my house and through my backyard where I can see them through the big ass bay window in the kitchen where they frequently peer inside my home.

I don't want anyone back there. My property, my rules.

And don't get me wrong, I'm not talking about 6 or 7 year olds here. These are young teenagers that know the difference between right and wrong, know that the world doesn't revolve around them. They can make a concious decision to respect people and they're not. I've told them to stop, they've acknowledged that I've told them to stop, and they're still doing it.

Also, keep in mind that there's been break-ins in my neighborhood over the past 9 months, which just gives me that much more reason to want to keep strangers off of my property.

It's a good thing I don't have a gun right now.

If they peek inside your house and get so close they are right under your window, then absolutely something has to be done. I was thinking if they are just harmlessly going through some corner of your property...but if they get that close and not go the straightest route to where they need to go, then that is a bit too much, yes.

Muddy
07-13-2011, 04:10 PM
What a great friggin topic... it's a shame we didnt have this in a stand alone thread...

Teh One Who Knocks
07-13-2011, 04:12 PM
No dogs, no kids, nobody walking through your yard.. You should go get a bear, and move up on top of the mountain... :razz:

Tell you what? I'm gonna buy the house next to you, adopt a dozen kids, and raise a sled dog team....then we can all be happy neighbors :dance:

Jezter
07-13-2011, 04:13 PM
Tell you what? I'm gonna buy the house next to you, adopt a dozen kids, and raise a sled dog team....then we can all be happy neighbors :dance:
Sounds like the makings of a beautiful friendship here... :lol:

Muddy
07-13-2011, 04:13 PM
Tell you what? I'm gonna buy the house next to you, adopt a dozen kids, and raise a sled dog team....then we can all be happy neighbors :dance:

Do it ! I have a 6 foot privacy fence, homie.. :mrgreen:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-13-2011, 04:14 PM
Do it ! I have a 6 foot privacy fence, homie.. :mrgreen:

It's not soundproof....or odor proof :dance:

Muddy
07-13-2011, 04:15 PM
It's not soundproof....or odor proof :dance:

Believe me.. I Know!! :lol:

Jezter
07-13-2011, 04:15 PM
Do it ! I have a 6 foot privacy fence, homie.. :mrgreen:

Good thing Im a little over 6' tall! I can still peek over it! Mwahaha!

Godfather
07-13-2011, 04:16 PM
There is absolutely no respect anymore in this world.

Do you really see that out in your neighborhood?

Again, I too side with DGX in his case. That's vandalism. But sometimes there are neighbors who are just assholes. They need their word to be the word of God to everyone younger than them. It's just not going to happen. Like the anecdote I told about our neighbor across the street. Guy would literally sit in a lawn chair and holler at us if our water guns got his lawn wet. You were a very respectful child, but I don't believe that any kid isn't going to take that and run. Cus it's funny :lol:

I see a lot of great young people out there. The kids down the street from me come and knock on my door and come get my brother and I to go play street hockey with them every week. They are a sweet group of kids and every one of them is polite the entire time. Same with my 11 little cousins who range from about 2 to 13. Nice, awesome kids who I would hang out with every day if I had time. :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-13-2011, 04:16 PM
It's a good thing I don't have a gun right now.

I'll FedEx one of mine to you :shifty:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-13-2011, 04:17 PM
Do you really see that out in your neighborhood?

Again, I said with DGX in his case. That's vandalism. But sometimes there are neighbors who are just assholes. They need their word to be the word of God to everyone younger than them. It's just not going to happen. Like the anecdote I told about our neighbor across the street. Guy would literally sit in a lawn chair and holler at us if our water guns got his lawn wet. I don't believe that any kid isn't going to take that and run. Cus it's funny :lol:

The kids down the street from me come and knock on my door and come get my brother and I to go play street hockey with them every week. They are a sweet group of kids and every one of them is polite the entire time. Same with my 11 little cousins who range from about 2 to 13. Nice, awesome kids who I would hang out with every day if I had time.

Yes, because comparing relatives to random punk neighborhood kids is exactly the same :|

Muddy
07-13-2011, 04:24 PM
I've got this fucking beast living next door,,,

http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images12/GreatDanealmost200%20lbsdogAlemao.JPG

Godfather
07-13-2011, 04:30 PM
Yes, because comparing relatives to random punk neighborhood kids is exactly the same :|

Well like I said... the neighbors down the street come and get my brother and I to play street hockey with them. They're not exactly punks. Few of them are real characters, but there's no bad in them.

I dono... just seems like whenever I'm out in the neighborhood there are kids who look like trouble, but if I just smile and say 'hey,' they say hello it back. They're mostly good kids I think.

DemonGeminiX
07-13-2011, 04:47 PM
I've got this fucking beast living next door,,,

http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images12/GreatDanealmost200%20lbsdogAlemao.JPG

:-k

That's a funny lookin' horse.

Hal-9000
07-13-2011, 08:48 PM
Good thing Im a little over 6' tall! I can still peek over it! Mwahaha!

You're taller than me?

I thought you were like a garden gnome :lol:

blows all my preconceived misconceptions right to hell

Teh One Who Knocks
07-13-2011, 09:00 PM
:-k

That's a funny lookin' horse.

She's not that ugly :hand:

DemonGeminiX
07-13-2011, 09:16 PM
She makes the dog look good.

8-[

Muddy
07-13-2011, 09:34 PM
She's got mom jeans on...

JoeyB
07-13-2011, 09:41 PM
*huggles for Joey*

I wanted oral.


On the DGX issue, just another example of how rude kids have become today. When we were out playing as kids, if a neighbor yelled at us or told us not to do something, we listened to them.

There is absolutely no respect anymore in this world.

No respect because nobody is taught respect.


It's the truth... Your kids are filled with the shit you put in their heads...

See now, there is your first parenting mistake, you should never insert things into a kids head.


They are not walking through his house... and no, I would not let them walk through my house. Through my property possibly if it was no harm and they didn't steal, break or otherwise disturb. I mean, if I don't see them and they go through it and afterwards I can't even tell they've gone through there...what is the harm?

I currently live in a fenceless community with close set houses and where no one really even knows exactly where the property lines are. Walking through yards, we all do it.


we are naturally wired differently.

People in Finland are wired? Are you the fucking borg?


I'm a dog lover but living next door to two of them and having to deal with neighbors who want US to help build a new 6 foot retaining fence...is where I draw the line.

Actually, when I was a kid many of the neighbours on our street and the one back of it got together to build fences (the little two and a half foot tall chain link sort). Where ever two parcels of land connected, the neighbours would split the cost of that section of fence. One guy didn't want any part of it, and later on built this massive wooden wall around his backyard. Cooperate or segregate I suppose.


Also, keep in mind that there's been break-ins in my neighborhood over the past 9 months, which just gives me that much more reason to want to keep strangers off of my property.

That gives cause for concern right there.


I've got this fucking beast living next door,,,

http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images12/GreatDanealmost200%20lbsdogAlemao.JPG

In all fairness, that lady isn't really beastly...


You're taller than me?

I thought you were like a garden gnome :lol:

blows all my preconceived misconceptions right to hell

I'm 6'2", Jez had long ago established his height, and frankly I thought you were up in our range as well Hal.

Hal-9000
07-13-2011, 09:49 PM
I am 6 feet even....I look taller tho in person :oops:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-13-2011, 09:50 PM
I am 6 feet even....

Even what? :-s

While wet? While driving? When sleeping? :confused:

Hal-9000
07-13-2011, 09:51 PM
Even what? :-s

While wet? While driving? When sleeping? :confused:

Even when nekkid.....pm on the way





btw, I've asked you a very serious question in the Warehouse 13 thread....get on it!!!!!! :x

Teh One Who Knocks
07-13-2011, 09:58 PM
Odd, I'm shorter when I'm naked :-s

RBP
07-13-2011, 10:00 PM
Odd, I'm shorter when I'm naked :-s

It's probably shrinkage from the cold.

JoeyB
07-13-2011, 10:01 PM
I am 6 feet even....I look taller tho in person :oops:

Is it the six inch heels?

Teh One Who Knocks
07-13-2011, 10:02 PM
It's probably shrinkage from the cold.

:doh:

Hal-9000
07-13-2011, 10:04 PM
It's probably shrinkage from the cold.

+1 :lol:

Hal-9000
07-13-2011, 10:05 PM
Is it the six inch heels?

Nooo that's what everyone tells me...and they call me "big guy" too.I hate that