Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Leefro]

I hate working on a saturday :|



I actually don't mind

[Hugh_Janus]

I should be sleeping right now

[Shady]

I got a fart working that will probably peel paint from the walls. My belly hurts so much right now.

[DemonGeminiX]

Ah, fuck me. That bread I ate had a little mold on it. Dammit.

[Hugh_Janus]

that means you're gunna die.... :rip:

[DemonGeminiX]

No, it means I'm gonna have explosive bowel syndrome for the next couple of days.

[Hugh_Janus]

:rip:

[Hugh_Janus]

also, I've never had problems after eating mouldy bread :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

:hand:

I'm not gonna die.

It might not smell very pretty, but I'll definitely pull through.

[Hugh_Janus]

pull the poop through, or did you mean you'll eventually get better? :-k

[Hugh_Janus]

and I should get some breakfast

[DemonGeminiX]

also, I've never had problems after eating mouldy bread :-k

It wasn't that moldy. It might not even effect me. It's not like the bread had a huge rainbow colored afro in mold cultures. It was little bits here and there that I picked off, but I could tell by the taste that I missed a spot. Needless to say, that bread's getting thrown away tomorrow. We'll see how it effects me.

[DemonGeminiX]

pull the poop through, or did you mean you'll eventually get better? :-k

:-s

I meant the latter.

[Hugh_Janus]

I'm gunna make a sweepstake :mrgreen:

[DemonGeminiX]

You go ahead and do that. I get 30% of all cash you take in.

:thumbsup:

[Hugh_Janus]

if you survive :hand:

[DemonGeminiX]

:tup:

I'll survive.

[DemonGeminiX]

How shitty are you gonna feel if I stop showing up for like a month?

:-k

[Hugh_Janus]

pretty bad for the first couple of days, then I'll get over it and claim ownership of your stuff :tup:

[DemonGeminiX]

:hand:

You can't claim my stuff. I have a will that reads like the line of succession of the President of the United States... and you're not on the list.

[Hugh_Janus]

I'd tippex all that out.... no one will notice

[DemonGeminiX]

:hand:

You can't get to it. My lawyer has it in an uncrackable vault with loyal security guards guarding it.

[Hugh_Janus]

you underestimate my ninja stealth skills [-(

[DemonGeminiX]

you underestimate my ninja stealth skills [-(

:hand:

Pfft!

You can't get past the Vault.

[minz]

I'm feeling a little swamped with work stuff at the moment, think I need a break. :(

[DemonGeminiX]

:woot:

I'm still alive! And my bowels haven't exploded yet!


:dance:

[RBP]

:woot:

I'm still alive! And my bowels haven't exploded yet!

:dance:

:-s

:tmi:

[Southern Belle]

Think I'll go back to bed and try to go to sleep again.

[Dovah]

Why is my bed deflating???

[redred]

pet porcupine?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Where the fuck did the weekend go? :|

[Dovah]

pet porcupine?

Basically. He's a porcupine with retractable quills on his paws instead of his back.

[Pony]

Where the fuck did the weekend go? :|

I don't know. kinda glad it's over though. Next time it's a friday the 13th weekend remind me to stay home.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't know. kinda glad it's over though. Next time it's a friday the 13th weekend remind me to stay home.

:empathy:

[KevinD]

Why is my bed deflating???

Well, duh...You're supposed to sleep with your pecker pointed UP! lol

[Hal-9000]

dentist again this morning...neck is locked, can't bite down



it will be a dental day, not going to work (insert random profanity here)

bright side is that my sister and her husband are here for their last day and I can bitch and moan all day to them

[Leefro]

With all the unemployment in this country and G4S could hire them in 4 years

And when they did they staff did not even fucking turn up for work

No wonder the country is fucked

[Jezter]

I bitch and moan all day to them

And all night to us. :nana:

[Muddy]

dentist again this morning...neck is locked, can't bite down



it will be a dental day, not going to work (insert random profanity here)




That sux.

[Hugh_Janus]

why am I so tired all the time?

[Muddy]

why am I so tired all the time?

Narcolepsy.

[Hugh_Janus]

but I d.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Teh One Who Knocks]

why am I so tired all the time?

African Sleeping Sickness? :-k

[Hugh_Janus]

never been to africa :hand:

[minz]

why am I so tired all the time?

Because your a Brony and Bronies need lots of beauty sleep.

[Hugh_Janus]

well.... I don't like to brag, but I have been told I'm quite good looking, so that's obviously working :d

[Lambchop]

Went bowling with the cousins today. Running out of activities to do. I don't want them sitting in all day playing video games (the 7 year old keeps kicking my ass @ Mario Kart [-()

[minz]

Went bowling with the cousins today. Running out of activities to do. I don't want them sitting in all day playing video games (the 7 year old keeps kicking my ass @ Mario Kart [-()

You live in London and your running out of things to do? :shock:

[Richard Cranium]

sitting in the Rochester airport, flying to Baltimore for the week, uhhhgg!

[Leefro]

This time tomorrow

Camden awaits :)

[Hugh_Janus]

this olympics is going to be an absolute shambles :lol:

[Leefro]

Just seen WBA's matchday ticket prices and it aye bad

Category A

Matches: Liverpool, Manchester City, Chelsea, Villa, Tottenham, Arsenal, Newcastle, Manchester United

Prices: Adults £39, seniors £29, under-21s/students £25, under-17s £15

Category B

Matches: Everton, Reading, QPR, Southampton, Stoke, West Ham, Norwich, Fulham, Sunderland, Swansea, Wigan

Prices: Prices: Adults £25, seniors £20, under-21s/students £15, under-17s £10

[Hugh_Janus]

£39 to watch your team get raped in the ass? you crazy!

[MrsM]

I've been enjoying Fifty Shades of Grey so far... My husband has been enjoying that I have been reading this book :naughty: Perhaps this is why I'm so tired today?

[Leefro]

For me it's free

But for the 10th best team in the country it's less than average

[minz]

I've been enjoying Fifty Shades of Grey so far... My husband has been enjoying that I have been reading this book :naughty: Perhaps this is why I'm so tired today?

I'm going to have to get copies of those books :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

I'm going to have to get copies of those books :lol:

you're going to be cringing so bad when you read them :lol:

[MrsM]

you're going to be cringing so bad when you read them :lol:

:shock: I haven't got to that part yet - I just started (on Chapter 9)

[minz]

you're going to be cringing so bad when you read them :lol:

Or pissed off at what I'm missing out on :lol:

[Goofy]

Just seen WBA's matchday ticket prices and it aye bad

Category A

Matches: Liverpool, Manchester City, Chelsea, Villa, Tottenham, Arsenal, Newcastle, Manchester United

Prices: Adults £39, seniors £29, under-21s/students £25, under-17s £15

Category B

Matches: Everton, Reading, QPR, Southampton, Stoke, West Ham, Norwich, Fulham, Sunderland, Swansea, Wigan

Prices: Prices: Adults £25, seniors £20, under-21s/students £15, under-17s £10

£25 is pretty damn good, those matches are likely going to be better for your own fans anyway (result-wise). Last time i was at Ibrox it was £25......... and that was only Motherwell :( Should be cheaper next season at home to Montrose though :mrgreen: Cant wait tbh, hope to hell i can get some away game tickets, would love to see the Gers while leaning on a metal frame in the terracing! Last time i was in the terracing was 1988 at Hampden, far too long ago!

[Leefro]

Under 17 for a cat A is 15 quid

wont find that at most clubs

[Goofy]

Under 17 for a cat A is 15 quid

wont find that at most clubs

Yep, good value for money that :thumbsup:

[Noilly Pratt]

From what I understand of 50 shades of grey...

Rich, successful, good looking, millionaire in his 20's (already you know it's a fantasy) seeks woman for arm candy and S&M partner. Girl found is willing to be arm candy but is reluctant in the S&M bit...so campaign is waged to wear her down slowly and to make her more receptive. Eventually she gets her freak on and is quite down with it.

Zat about right?

[MrsM]

From what I understand of 50 shades of grey...

Rich, successful, good looking, millionaire in his 20's (already you know it's a fantasy) seeks woman for arm candy and S&M partner. Girl found is willing to be arm candy but is reluctant in the S&M bit...so campaign is waged to wear her down slowly and to make her more receptive. Eventually she gets her freak on and is quite down with it.

Zat about right?

Basically yes - but I'm only 1/3 done.

[Hal-9000]

I've been enjoying Fifty Shades of Grey so far... My husband has been enjoying that I have been reading this book :naughty: Perhaps this is why I'm so tired today?

I'm reading the men's version of that trash called One Shade of Black...here's an excerpt from the one and only chapter:

Take off your clothes bitch, lay there for 5, don't complain and then get us some sammy's....that's a good girl :x

[minz]

I'm reading the men's version of that trash called One Shade of Black...here's an excerpt from the one and only chapter:

Take off your clothes bitch, lay there for 5, don't complain and then get us some sammy's....that's a good girl :x

Seconds? :huh:

[minz]

I cant make my mind up what to cook for tea. :-k

[Hugh_Janus]

I cant make my mind up what to cook for tea. :-k

it seems you have 5 minutes to decide what to put in that sammich :lol:

[minz]

:lol: That long :d

[Hugh_Janus]

I'm off to play some xbox

[Muddy]

:gay:

[Hal-9000]

I cant make my mind up what to cook for tea. :-k

we use a simple recipe of teabag and hot water over here..:-s

[Muddy]

we use a simple recipe of teabag and hot water over here..:-s

:+1:

[minz]

we use a simple recipe of teabag and hot water over here..:-s

I said what to cook not how to :x and over here tea is dinner :nana:

[minz]

Besides, it's 10pm so I don't think I'll bother with TEA now anyway...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I had possibly the best steak I have ever gotten at a restaurant last night. When the waitress took our orders and she asked me how I wanted my steak done, I told her it should moo when I got it. Usually I am lucky to get most steaks medium rare (which is pretty close to burned), even though I specifically tell them I want it RARE. And when I got this steak, it was amazing. It was super rare and it was so freaking delicious

:homer:

[Hugh_Janus]

:gay:

:slap:

[Hal-9000]

I had possibly the best steak I have ever gotten at a restaurant last night. When the waitress took our orders and she asked me how I wanted my steak done, I told her it should moo when I got it. Usually I am lucky to get most steaks medium rare (which is pretty close to burned), even though I specifically tell them I want it RARE. And when I got this steak, it was amazing. It was super rare and it was so freaking delicious

:homer:

medium rare is NOT close to burned you friggin organ sucking zombie

ffs :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

Don't let go while I'm hangin' on cause I been hangin' on so long
It's so hard to be all alone. I know you're not that strong
Yeah, yeah...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

medium rare is NOT close to burned you friggin organ sucking zombie

ffs :lol:

Medium = BURNED

Therefore medium rare is almost burned :hand:

[Hugh_Janus]

Medium = BURNED

Therefore medium rare is almost burned :hand:
:clap:

[Hal-9000]

Medium = BURNED

Therefore medium rare is almost burned :hand:



ok



:zombie:

[Hal-9000]

Hey Lance have you ever traced your lineage? As in, Great Grandpa Donner?









:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:clap:

:gimme5:


ok



:zombie:


Hey Lance have you ever traced your lineage? As in, Great Grandpa Donner?









:lol:

:slap:

[DemonGeminiX]

:rip: Lance

[Hugh_Janus]

:rip: Lance

oh, I see you're still alive after your brush with death.... :sad2:

[Hugh_Janus]

I'ma give this noisy ass dog outside something to whine about now.... :x

[DemonGeminiX]

oh, I see you're still alive after your brush with death.... :sad2:

Yep

But, now Lance is gonna die from explosive bowel syndrome.... I call first dibs on his stuff!!!

:dance:

[Hugh_Janus]

god dammit! Why didn't I think of doing that :facepalm:

[Hal-9000]

Yep

But, now Lance is gonna die from explosive bowel syndrome.... I call first dibs on his stuff!!!

:dance:

He's in he process of getting a mortgage. Let's hide the body and take turns Being Lance... :shifty:

[Hugh_Janus]

He's in he process of getting a mortgage. Let's hide the body and take turns Banging Lance... :shifty:

:shock:

[Hal-9000]

if it came to that... I would never take turns

ME FIRST :face:

[Lambchop]

Had a really nice family night at a restaurant. Must make more time for these occasions.

[KevinD]

Had a really nice family night at a restaurant. Must make more time for these occasions.

It's too easy to forget sometimes. We get wrapped up in other things and often neglect the whole reason we exist: Our family.
Took mine out to dinner before I left on this trip, and will take them back out upon return, along with my Mom.

[Muddy]

Take me, too.. pops.. :mrgreen:

[Godfather]

Holy hell, after the first 6 months of discounts, the cheapest internet/tv bundle I can find that isn't basic cable is $86/month :shock:

[minz]

Holy hell, after the first 6 months of discounts, the cheapest internet/tv bundle I can find that isn't basic cable is $86/month :shock:

Jeeeezus fooking hell :shock: glad I'm not Canadian. :huh:

[Richard Cranium]

Roku>cable

[Godfather]

Jeeeezus fooking hell :shock: glad I'm not Canadian. :huh:

:lol: We only have 2 choices of provider in BC

[Noilly Pratt]

Holy hell, after the first 6 months of discounts, the cheapest internet/tv bundle I can find that isn't basic cable is $86/month :shock:

f'raid so. That's what my Cable bill is and I have only Internet and home phone. My company pays for the Internet for me :cheerlead: so all I pay is $25 or so for the phone.

I cancelled TV Cable 12 years ago and get 17 stations via an Aerial. They splutter and stammer when I get one of those phone calls asking me to switch cable providers...they don't have a script for someone with getting HD signals free!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have come to the conclusion that I must kill everyone here at work today before I go home :|

[Pony]

I have come to the conclusion that I must kill everyone here at work today before I go home :|

Just think of all the extra work that will add to your schedule. Dig holes, cut up and hide bodies...

....let alone you will have to do everyones job then.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Not if I then burn the place to the ground :tup:

[Pony]

Any money in it for you?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Probably not :|

[Pony]

C'mon now, you have to plan ahead! Why just go postal when with a little "retirement" planning you would never have to work again.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sorry :(

[Hal-9000]

*pictures Lance sitting in the smoldering remains of his worksite with a pissed off look because none of the cadavers showed up for his retirement party*

:lol:

[minz]

7.30pm, why am I still at work painting when I could be at home in a nice hot bath. :wha: :needalife:

[RBP]

put down the paintbrush and step away! :spank:

[Hal-9000]

7.30pm, why am I still at work painting when I could be at home in a nice hot bath. :wha: :needalife:

because you're a non smoker now and have to keep those hands busy...and all of the adult toys are at home :(

[RBP]

because you're a non smoker now and have to keep those hands busy...and all of the adult toys are at home :(

Did you send her the "clone a willy" yet?

[Hal-9000]

Did you send her the "clone a willy" yet?


nes pas? :lol:


wtf are you on about...

[RBP]

nes pas? :lol:


wtf are you on about...

:lol: http://cloneawilly.com

[Hal-9000]

FREE SHIPPING :dance:



:lol:

[Goofy]

clone a willy :lol:

[Hal-9000]

thinking...if I was bald, gained 10 stone and drank myself to sleep every night......I'd be a little Goofy :)

[minz]

thinking...if I was bald, gained 10 stone and drank myself to sleep every night......I'd be a little Goofy :)

Na, you'd never pass for him, your too tall :lol:



Waits for perma ban. :(

[Hal-9000]

I'm only 6 feet...and we can be banned together :)

[minz]

I'm only 6 feet...and we can be banned together :)

From where I'm standing thats tall :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I have girth too :lol:

[minz]

Lets not talk about weight, I'm already sad tonight. :sad2:

[Hal-9000]

I was only talking about one part of my body :spy:

[minz]

I was only talking about one part of my body :spy:

OK, I just deleted what i was going to post, I just cant bring myself to be a bitch tonight. :(

[Hal-9000]

OK, I just deleted what i was going to post, I just cant bring myself to be a bitch tonight. :(

awww pullllleeeeze????

:lol:

[minz]

Lets not talk about weight, I'm already sad tonight. :sad2:


I was only talking about one part of my body :spy:

Your mouth?


You asked for it. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I've been told it's generous...:oops:







I'm here all alone until the end of my shift and it's really hot inside....it may be nekkid forklift driving time! :dance:

[minz]

I've been told it's generous...:oops:







I'm here all alone until the end of my shift and it's really hot inside....it may be nekkid forklift driving time! :dance:

I'm home alone.... again... :(

[Hal-9000]

I've been alone for a long time too Minz...


you're not alone :)

[minz]

I have you lot to keep me company and keep me entertained :lol:

[Hal-9000]

and I have my 106 bookmarks for somewhat sketchy porn sites :face:

[minz]

and I have my 106 bookmarks for somewhat sketchy porn sites :face:

How many? :huh: It's here and facebook for me :lol:

[Hal-9000]

enough that I have to back up the bookmarks file to an external harddrive every night :lol:


no...that's not true. I rarely look at porn...I like to keep things fresh in case I ever get a girlfriend again

[minz]

enough that I have to back up the bookmarks file to an external harddrive every night :lol:


no...that's not true. I rarely look at porn...I like to keep things fresh in case I ever get a girlfriend again

:lol: I'm sure you will.

[minz]

I've been trying to change my avatar for a week now but I cant find a picture I like or one small enough. :-k

[Hal-9000]

I'm a serial dater :lol:

[Muddy]

How many? :huh: It's here and facebook for me :lol:

Me too.. Maybe a little drudge peppered in there..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm home alone.... again... :(


I've been alone for a long time too Minz...


you're not alone :)

I'm not alone :cheers:

[Muddy]

Anybody want to buy some cinnamon toothpicks? $20,000 a gram..

[Southern Belle]

:meh:

[DemonGeminiX]

:-k

The first showing at 12:01am is sold out, but they have showings at 12:02 and 12:03 that appear to have plenty of tickets left...

...hmm...

[RBP]

what are you going to see?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

what are you going to see?

I would assume the shitty excuse for a Batman film that opens tonight

[RBP]

Ohhhhhh, right

[DemonGeminiX]

what are you going to see?

The Dark Knight Rises.


I would assume the shitty excuse for a Batman film that opens tonight

You mean the Batman film that you haven't seen yet so you can't really pass judgement on it and say it's a shitty excuse for a film?

[Godfather]

The Dark Knight Rises.


Enjoy bud! Should be spectacular. :mrgreen:

I've been avoiding the trailers like a huge nerd :lol: They spoil too damn much

[Godfather]

I would assume the shitty excuse for a Batman film that opens tonight


You mean the Batman film that you haven't seen yet so you can't really pass judgement on it and say it's a shitty excuse for a film?

http://i49.tinypic.com/2ryowpl.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

It was awesome. Just sayin'.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You mean the Batman film that you haven't seen yet so you can't really pass judgement on it and say it's a shitty excuse for a film?

I saw the one that everyone says was THE BEST and it was a steaming pile of horse shit, I think I know enough to pass judgement

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me

[Pony]

I saw the one that everyone says was THE BEST and it was a steaming pile of horse shit, I think I know enough to pass judgement

I still say the first one was better. (the one you haven't seen)

[minz]

The pollen count is high today and don't I know it :sneeze:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I still say the first one was better. (the one you haven't seen)

Leefro says the same thing....not gonna watch it tho

[Arkady Renko]

why do most people in restaurants look at kids as if they were cockroaches, even when they're well behaved?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

why do most people in restaurants look at kids as if they were cockroaches, even when they're well behaved?

Probably because they just expect the worst now...most parents today seem to be fairly awful and it's rare anymore to see well behaved kids unfortunately. And all those shitty parents ruin it for the good ones out there.

[Arkady Renko]

Probably because they just expect the worst now...most parents today seem to be fairly awful and it's rare anymore to see well behaved kids unfortunately. And all those shitty parents ruin it for the good ones out there.

probably correct...but they could still give them the benefit of the doubt until they start acting up...

[Goofy]

Thank fuck its friday :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's not over yet :|

[DemonGeminiX]

I saw the one that everyone says was THE BEST and it was a steaming pile of horse shit, I think I know enough to pass judgement

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me

:hand:

You went in looking for every reason to hate that movie. Your opinion is everything but unbiased.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

This has felt a whole lot more like a Monday than it has a Friday :|

[PorkChopSandwiches]

My daughter is playing the Mayor of Munchkin City tonight. I can only imagine how long that hour will be. :lol:

http://www.gonemovies.com/www/MyWebFilms/Drama/WizardBurgemeester.jpg

[Muddy]

What a shitty father you are.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

at least i will be there. Lets be honest 8 and 9 year olds doing a play isnt like broadway :dance:

[DemonGeminiX]

God, Porky, you're mean.

:lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:twisted:

[Hal-9000]

My daughter is playing the Mayor of Munchkin City tonight. I can only imagine how long that hour will be. :lol:

http://www.gonemovies.com/www/MyWebFilms/Drama/WizardBurgemeester.jpg

Near the beginning of the play just keep screaming - DOROTHY! Click your heels together 3 times and we can all get the fuck home early!!!!



:lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Bwhahahahaha, if it takes to long

[Hal-9000]

Hey Dorothy!!!

The wizard is a fake, kick him in the nads!!!! :x



:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

This has felt a whole lot more like a Monday than it has a Friday :|

And it keeps getting worse :|

:suicide:

[Hal-9000]

And it keeps getting worse :|

:suicide:

just don't go out to watch any movies tonight, ok? I'll be needing someone to chat with tomorrow

[PorkChopSandwiches]

;)

[Hal-9000]

I'm serious...that is some scary shit when they start busting into theaters wasting people...

and Lance has been going out to watch his movies lately...don't want to read about someone I care about :|










ffs! :x that was a nice thing I just said there...wtf is wrong wit me

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:slap:

[Hal-9000]

:sad2:


kindness is close to cuteness...I need help

[Lambchop]

Didn't go to the cinema as planned today because of the news as well and I'm all the way in London. Just spooked a bit I guess o0

[DemonGeminiX]

Here's Porky and his little girl.

http://img15.hostingpics.net/pics/513294WhenPlayingballwithGirls.gif

[Hal-9000]

Here's Porky and his little girl.

http://img15.hostingpics.net/pics/513294WhenPlayingballwithGirls.gif

:lol:




then he makes her wear the fail tshirt all day

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Here's Porky and his little girl.

http://img15.hostingpics.net/pics/513294WhenPlayingballwithGirls.gif

:lmao:

[Godfather]

I'm serious...that is some scary shit when they start busting into theaters wasting people...

and Lance has been going out to watch his movies lately...don't want to read about someone I care about :|



Seriously man. I had free time at work today andread/skimmed two dozen articles on this. Of all the fucked up new recently, this one really deeply disturbs me most. Who didn't have friends at the screening last night. Just horrific.

I'm not the type to hear of a freak event and change my life, but at the same time and as sappy as it sounds, what else can you take from this mess other than to just enjoy any time with the people you love. You just never know

[Hugh_Janus]

I'm serious...that is some scary shit when they start busting into theaters wasting people...

and Lance has been going out to watch his movies lately...don't want to read about someone I care about :|










ffs! :x that was a nice thing I just said there...wtf is wrong wit me

"wit"?
http://i48.tinypic.com/2e2dkbq.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

Don't take nooooooooooooooo for an answer
There's no telling where we've been
'Cause people don't understand understand understand
People don't understand
People like me

[KevinD]

I love it when a plan comes together...Oh, and easy money too...lol

[Goofy]

Why does my sat nav try to make me go the wrong way down one way streets? :x

[KevinD]

Why does my sat nav try to make me go the wrong way down one way streets? :x

"cause it's made by Chinamen for Amerucans, and you silly twats drive on the wrong side of road? Just a guess...

[minz]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

Lance....

:( :sad2: :(

They made my movie



http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1692504/

[RBP]

I shot 45.. not bad for me... that 8 really hurt.

[minz]

I am now totally convinced that we have a ghost at the salon. :wha:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Here's Porky and his little girl.

http://img15.hostingpics.net/pics/513294WhenPlayingballwithGirls.gif


:lol:




then he makes her wear the fail tshirt all day


:lmao:

Ha aha. FaQ dgx :lol:

[Leefro]

This time next week :)

[Loser]

Am I the only one noticing what's wrong with these headlines? :lol:

http://i45.tinypic.com/261mdxk.png

[DemonGeminiX]

I'm really missing Joe Bob Briggs and TNT Monstervision right now.

:no:

[KevinD]

Can't sleep DGX?

[DemonGeminiX]

I've inadvertently come around to another one of my weird sleep schedules again. I'll pass out around 10 am.

[KevinD]

Miller time baybay! J/K..Get some rest bro..

[Noilly Pratt]

I am now totally convinced that we have a ghost at the salon. :wha:

Do tell...

[Hugh_Janus]

tired :yawn:

[Leefro]

This time next week I shall be in Glasgow and ALL my tops have England motifs plastered all over them

[Goofy]

This time next week I shall be in Glasgow and ALL my tops have England motifs plastered all over them

Good luck :lol: You'll be fine if you bump into Gers fans......... Celtic, probably not so much ;)

[Leefro]

Good luck :lol: You'll be fine if you bump into Gers fans......... Celtic, probably not so much ;)

you might not like where I'm going but I'm taking in the Celtic vs Inter Milan friendly on Saturday then off to Edinburgh on the Sunday

[Goofy]

Nothing wrong with watching Celtic get a good pumping :tup: Ajax gubbed them 4-0 last night so Inter should put 10 past them :D

[minz]

I want a new car but can't secide what to get. :-k I know what I'd like to buy but I can't afford it. :sad2:

[Hugh_Janus]

what are you after?

[minz]

what are you after?

I would love an R8 but I think I'll have to settle for the poor relation :lol: I've been looking a TT I want something a bit sporty this time.

[Hugh_Janus]

*cough* mx-5 *cough*

[minz]

*cough* mx-5 *cough*

yeah I looked at those but they're only 2 seaters, I need 4 seats really, plus the TT has a really big boot space when you fold down the back seats so it's handy for when I go to the wholesalers.


See, I can be a little bit practical when I want to be :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

It closed at $703,873. Just thought RBP would like to know.

:shifty:

[RBP]

It closed at $703,873. Just thought RBP would like to know.

:shifty:

:rant:

:puke:

[deebakes]

i need to get fat, volunteer for the school bus route, get picked on and then i'm in business :tup:

[DemonGeminiX]

Wow, Stephen sounds like shit nowadays. Maybe they should think about retiring.

:-k

[KevinD]

I wanna new car too..Think a 2013 Lotus Exige S would be about right....Other than that whole pricetag and all, lol

[Arkady Renko]

I would love an R8 but I think I'll have to settle for the poor relation :lol: I've been looking a TT I want something a bit sporty this time.

you could always look into a used Audi S4 wagon or a BMW M 3 touring, the prices drop rapidly once they're older than a year and you get a lot of bang for the quid.

[KevinD]

That was a great day at work. Got the second generator running right and online. Just waiting on parts for the third one, and can hit the beach. Parts may take a while here though, lol

[DemonGeminiX]

:huh:

Holy shit, Diane Macedo is fucking hot. Where the hell has she been all my life?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Only a three day work week this week :dance2:

[Pony]

:-k

3.6 days.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-k

3.6 days.

Three :slap:

[Pony]

4 and I'm hoping to get out early on thurs.

[Southern Belle]

What happened in Aurora was tragic but hearing about it constantly is getting me down.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What happened in Aurora was tragic but hearing about it constantly is getting me down.

That's the nature of news today, especially with multiple 24 hour cable news channels. Beat every story into the ground, no matter what it is.

[Southern Belle]

Yeah, it's really sad that the media uses tragedy that way.

[Hal-9000]

thinking about Usher today ...:(


lost his boy on the weekend

[Muddy]

I am now totally convinced that we have a ghost at the salon. :wha:

What's going on?

[Sadaka]

http://www.thehargreaves.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/HIV-Zimbabwe.jpgThis can only be Africa

[redred]

got to love advanced thinking

[Loser]

New nexus 7 tablet.

Wow, wasted 270$ on this POS.

Dozen or so dead pixels, gap on the side of the screen/case, and wifi randomly drops connection from every wireless router I try.

GG google.... :roll:

[Hal-9000]

well that was shit :|

we get prescription pads printed for 5 hospitals in the city and we've had problems with the stock in the past....so I just checked the new dockets and there's missing pads, bad product within. I just had to hang a guy in an email to some upper management, rather than do what I normally do... get it fixed under the radar without 18 names on an email. Fuck I hate this...

[PorkChopSandwiches]

New nexus 7 tablet.

Wow, wasted 270$ on this POS.

Dozen or so dead pixels, gap on the side of the screen/case, and wifi randomly drops connection from every wireless router I try.

GG google.... :roll:

Disappointing for sure, I have been hearing this all over the internets. :facepalm:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

well that was shit :|

we get prescription pads printed for 5 hospitals in the city and we've had problems with the stock in the past....so I just checked the new dockets and there's missing pads, bad product within. I just had to hang a guy in an email to some upper management, rather than do what I normally do... get it fixed under the radar without 18 names on an email. Fuck I hate this...

Narc! ;)

[Hal-9000]

Narc! ;)

yeah they're negotiable documents we keep in a cage.....when they go missing police show up and it gets uncomfortable for our staff.

hal? You've been to the dentist 11 times since May 25th? O'RLY!!!

:lol: ffs I'm suspect number one

[PorkChopSandwiches]

:lol:

[Loser]

Disappointing for sure, I have been hearing this all over the internets. :facepalm:

Well jellybean 4.1.1 has a problem with wifi, don't know why, but setting to static IP stops random drops, but the initial connection still takes 10 minutes.

The screen, which is pretty much the main part of a fucking tablet, is absolutely horrible. Dead pixels smack dab in the center of the screen, the side has a gap so when I press it makes some squishing noise and the screen pixelates, and everything seems horribly washed out.

I could send it back to google and get a replacement a month from now, but fuck it, sending back to staples and getting my money back.

[minz]

26 hours this week so far and its only Tuesday :faint:

Can somebody shoot me now and put me out of my misery please :(

[Hal-9000]

:lol:


Me and my super were joking about using the prescription pads after we stole a few...

hal's prescription reads:

weed & oxy please



thanks,
hal's doctor





:lol:

[Hal-9000]

26 hours this week so far and its only Tuesday :faint:

Can somebody shoot me now and put me out of my misery please :(

Sure!

This looks likes penis but I assure you it's a gun. Now where do you want to get shot dear? In the face or across the ass :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Well jellybean 4.1.1 has a problem with wifi, don't know why, but setting to static IP stops random drops, but the initial connection still takes 10 minutes.

The screen, which is pretty much the main part of a fucking tablet, is absolutely horrible. Dead pixels smack dab in the center of the screen, the side has a gap so when I press it makes some squishing noise and the screen pixelates, and everything seems horribly washed out.

I could send it back to google and get a replacement a month from now, but fuck it, sending back to staples and getting my money back.

that's what I would do...it's a tablet so viewing is A number concern. Even without the wifi drops dead pixels are a NO NO :hand:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Well jellybean 4.1.1 has a problem with wifi, don't know why, but setting to static IP stops random drops, but the initial connection still takes 10 minutes.

The screen, which is pretty much the main part of a fucking tablet, is absolutely horrible. Dead pixels smack dab in the center of the screen, the side has a gap so when I press it makes some squishing noise and the screen pixelates, and everything seems horribly washed out.

I could send it back to google and get a replacement a month from now, but fuck it, sending back to staples and getting my money back.

:facepalm:

[Hugh_Janus]

let me see your hips swing

[Hugh_Janus]

also, I was totally going top buy one of these

http://photos.evo.co.uk/images/front_picture_library_UK/dir_555/car_photo_277500_7.jpg

but some asshat decided he wanted it before me.... what a cunt

[Lambchop]

pee
wee
herman

[DemonGeminiX]

Quack

[minz]

I'mQuackers

Fixed it for you. :tup:


It's ok you can thank me later. :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

Fixed it for you. :tup:


It's ok you can thank me later. :lol:

:shock: who put 50p in you?

[DemonGeminiX]

Fixed it for you. :tup:


It's ok you can thank me later. :lol:

:slap:

[minz]

:slap:

Ouch :(

[DemonGeminiX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJVwvq5z3MI&feature=related"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJVwvq5z3MI

[Hugh_Janus]

+can't unsee the dog face on their beaks :facepalm:

[Muddy]

Narc! ;)

You fuck with prescription pads in Va and you go to prison with a felony...

[Godfather]

I was trying to ask someone over the phone about their 'Condominium', and sputtered out "Condom insurance." But I didn't recover after that Freudian slip. I corrected by saying "C...Condom... CONDOM INSURANCE"


I said 'Condom' not once, but three times to a complete stranger. I looked over to see my co-worker walking away to go cry with laughter in the back office and almost died trying to hold back. That was a tough conversation to continue, funniest part of the day.

[Muddy]

That's funny.. : lol:

[Pony]

How much is condom insurance?