Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Godfather]

How much is condom insurance?

Gotta ask a pharmacist :lol:

[KevinD]

I was trying to ask someone over the phone about their 'Condominium', and sputtered out "Condom insurance." But I didn't recover after that Freudian slip. I corrected by saying "C...Condom... CONDOM INSURANCE"


I said 'Condom' not once, but three times to a complete stranger. I looked over to see my co-worker walking away to go cry with laughter in the back office and almost died trying to hold back. That was a tough conversation to continue, funniest part of the day.

Would LOVE to hear this tape, lol too funny..

[Lambchop]

Took my cousins to the Natural History Museum and there was this blind gentleman (he works there) with his guide dog showing a collection of fossils. The only issue was that the hall was extremely hot and his dog was showing signs of exhaustion, presenting me with a dilemma. I mean, do I steal a blind man's dog and leave him without his assistant? Or do I leave the dog to suffer? I offered to give the dog some of my water but the man refused and poured him some from his own bottle. Pride I guess... but damn, that golden retriever looked lifeless =\

[Lambchop]

Just realised that I have family members in every continent apart from Antarctica. We be doing some good fucking. Gotta find a way to breed with penguins for total world domination.

[Jezter]

Just realised that I have family members in every continent apart from Antarctica. We be doing some good fucking. Gotta find a way to breed with penguins for total world domination.

:lol: That is pretty awesome actually! Always a good excuse to do some world traveling.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al

[Southern Belle]

I don't know what went on last night weather wise, but I'm glad I wasn't here.

[Hal-9000]

I was trying to ask someone over the phone about their 'Condominium', and sputtered out "Condom insurance." But I didn't recover after that Freudian slip. I corrected by saying "C...Condom... CONDOM INSURANCE"


I said 'Condom' not once, but three times to a complete stranger. I looked over to see my co-worker walking away to go cry with laughter in the back office and almost died trying to hold back. That was a tough conversation to continue, funniest part of the day.

:lol:



hope he doesn't walk in, pull down his pants and ask for a quote

[Hal-9000]

wow...our friendly 5 ton driver was broadsided by a Silverado yesterday. Guy in the pick up truck ran a stop sign and totaled his truck :lol:

Our guy's 5 ton has some minor scrapes on the back of the box. Them Hinos must be damn good trucks :shock:

[Hugh_Janus]

Just realised that I have family members in every continent apart from Antarctica. We be doing some good fucking. Gotta find a way to breed with penguins for total world domination.

I've got some in 4 continents.... second best :sad2:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al


http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50336_12807406991_886021_n.jpg

[Hugh_Janus]

also, on my drive home, I saw 2 people on a quad, a woman driving an a man as the pillion.... the guy was holding on to the woman by her fat tits :wha: that image will forever haunt me

[minz]

I dont know what to have for tea :-k (thats dinner to you over the pond dwellers) I dont think I have the energy to cook anything.

[Hal-9000]

Have some ghetto-toast :)



(piece of bread)

[Hugh_Janus]

sher doesn't like bread :slap:

[Hal-9000]

but sher eats toast?

[minz]

I do eat toast, in fact I live on toast.

[Lambchop]

Egg, spinach and olive pizza.

ahhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmggggggghgngggggggggg

[Hal-9000]

Egg, spinach and olive pizza.

ahhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmggggggghgngggggggggg

No meat?

That's not a pizza :nono:

[minz]

I dont like olives or spinach or pizza :wha:

[Lambchop]

No meat?

That's not a pizza :nono:
There was meat under the table while I ate it. Has to count for something

[Hal-9000]

I dont like olives or spinach or pizza :wha:

You need to go through a war or a great depression :lol:

[Hal-9000]

There was meat under the table while I ate it. Has to count for something


Is that the pet name for your friend? :shifty:

[Goofy]

Egg, spinach and olive pizza.

ahhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmggggggghgngggggggggg

:puke:

[Lambchop]

:puke:
You love it! All day

Is that the pet name for your friend? :shifty:
Well, it's more shriveled tofu stick than meat but there's always my imagination.

[Hal-9000]

You love it! All day

Well, it's more shriveled tofu stick than meat but there's always my imagination.


Are you a......ummm.....non meat eater Lambchop?

[Goofy]

You love it! All day

I like eggs........... but the other two = :puke:

[minz]

OK toast it is then.

[Lambchop]

Are you a......ummm.....non meat eater Lambchop?
I eat chicken but rarely any other meat. Not sure why. Have never had steak or bacon. Had pepperoni once which was nice. Always been a fussy eater since a young age *_*

[Hal-9000]

OK toast it is then.

what a maverick :lol:

[minz]

Im a fussy eater.

[Hal-9000]

I eat chicken but rarely any other meat. Not sure why. Have never had steak or bacon. Had pepperoni once which was nice. Always been a fussy eater since a young age *_*

:shock:


You must try bacon at least once....it's like a chewy, salty orgasm on your tongue

[minz]

what a maverick :lol:

:lol: Im too tired to make anything :slap:

[minz]

:shock:


You must try bacon at least once....it's like a chewy, salty orgasm on your tongue

But I thought......



Nevermind :coat:

[Hugh_Janus]

I eat chicken but rarely any other meat. Not sure why. Have never had steak or bacon. Had pepperoni once which was nice. Always been a fussy eater since a young age *_*

bacon is way overrated, but you really should try a steak.... cooked properly, it can be delicious

[Leefro]

Best sort out my clothes for the weekend

[Hal-9000]

bacon is way overrated, but you really should try a steak.... cooked properly, it can be delicious

That's because your British pigs are fed a constant diet of bangers and mash.

North American pigs taste better because we treat them right :tup:

[Leefro]

We buy them from Denmark ffs

[Hugh_Janus]

That's because your British pigs are fed a constant diet of bangers and mash.

North American pigs taste better because we treat them right :tup:

there's also the fact we call bacon bacon, while you lot over there call streaky bacon bacon.... you don't even know where to cut the meat :facepalm:

[Goofy]

bacon is way overrated,

Hey Hal, think i just found our first contestant for the new 'ban' game :tup:


We buy them from Denmark ffs

I'm sure my local butcher doesnt :-k

[Hal-9000]

there's also the fact we call bacon bacon, while you lot over there call streaky bacon bacon.... you don't even know where to cut the meat :facepalm:


Canadian back bacon bitch...we know our pigs intimately :)

[Hugh_Janus]

http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/do_it_faggot.jpg

[Hal-9000]

Hey Hal, think i just found our first contestant for the new 'ban' game :tup:



I'm sure my local butcher doesnt :-k


Is it that blue button on the upper right? Just hi light his name?? :lol:

[Godfather]

God I hope it's just a weird spider bite... it's awfully close to my balls but not in the 'chafe zone'

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

You hope a spider bit you near your nuts?

You are one strange Canadian, bro.

[Godfather]

:-s

You hope a spider bit you near your nuts?

You are one strange Canadian, bro.

I hope it's *just* a spider bite ;) :lol: There's a big difference in what I mean

[KevinD]

Interesting. Seems to be all conjecture, but good question.

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2012/07/m-did_taxpayers_finance_the_aurora_massacre.html#.UB AUtk9WSsQ.facebook

[Godfather]

Gotta congratulate people... I'm not sure I've ever seen the blame game come this fast and hard. I've heard groups claim it's the guns, the games, the movies, the media, the psychiatrist, the government, the university, the parents.... am I missing something? :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

I hope it's *just* a spider bite ;) :lol: There's a big difference in what I mean

:hand:

You can't fool me. You're one of those crazy kooky people that get off on getting bit by spiders near their nutsack.

[Godfather]

:hand:

You can't fool me. You're one of those crazy kooky people that get off on getting bit by spiders near their nutsack.

:( Busted. It's a Canuck thing

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

I bet it started on a camping trip. New friends? They waited to indoctrinate you until you were far away enough from anyone who could talk you out of it, didn't they?

[Godfather]

Not allowed to talk about it. But there was goose stepping

[DemonGeminiX]

http://talleesavage.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/silly-walk.gif?w=600

[DemonGeminiX]

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/3327770_o.gif

[Arkady Renko]

someone mention goosestepping? *twitchy foot*

[DemonGeminiX]

They're all gonna make my day.

[DemonGeminiX]

Fuckin' cocksuckers.

:x

[Godfather]

You mad bro? :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

No. Just bored.

[Godfather]

I've only been up for 9 minutes... but same here

[Noilly Pratt]

The week before my vacation, the supervisor and the person I'm training to do my position bugger off on vacation. It would have been nice to know - they told me an hour before! So, I'm trying to tie up loose ends and new calls are coming in...

I'm just doing the bare minimum...I'm supposed to start a new position this week. So, my new boss is fairly ticked off by them. Luckily I've managed to defer it all and just solved the last problem now, and it's only 8am!

Plan today...keep a low profile and Vacation starts tomorrow!:cheerlead: (well the packing does...real vacation starts on Saturday) Not back until August 9th.

[Hal-9000]

They're all gonna make my day.


Fuckin' cocksuckers.

:x


You mad bro? :-k


No. Just bored.


:lol: :lol:

[Leefro]

5am start best to get on the road early

[Hal-9000]

5am start?

I'm kissing my pillow at that ungodly hour

[Leefro]

I'm up at 5am every morning
3am this morning for work but tomorrow I'm off to Goofs part of the world so an early start is essential to beat the traffic

[Goofy]

Have fun Bob :wavey: If anyone offers you a Glasgow Kiss, politely refuse :tup:

[Leefro]

Do they normally offer or do they normally give one for free with no option to buy ?

[Goofy]

If you're in a bar the polite ones will offer you one outside first :thumbsup: btw, Hampden is a helluva long walk from the city centre! Grab a bus or taxi mate :thumbsup: Not too many pubs nearby either, one we usually go to is the Queens Park Cafe......... its not a cafe btw, just a pub :lol: Thats about 15mins walk to Hampden :thumbsup:

[Hugh_Janus]

tired, frustrated and full of dread

[minz]

What a fuck of a day :(

[minz]

I want a bacon sammich, Hal, get in the kitchen and make me one!



Please. :d

[Hal-9000]

right away mademoiselle, it gives me pleasure to serve you :)

http://i50.tinypic.com/xer1ug.jpg

[Hal-9000]

:rofl:


AS IF!!!!!!


:lmao:

[Leefro]

If you're in a bar the polite ones will offer you one outside first :thumbsup: btw, Hampden is a helluva long walk from the city centre! Grab a bus or taxi mate :thumbsup: Not too many pubs nearby either, one we usually go to is the Queens Park Cafe......... its not a cafe btw, just a pub :lol: Thats about 15mins walk to Hampden :thumbsup:


I'm going to Celtic prk Goof

My hotel is about a mile away

Will be my first time in Glasgow but I have been to Partick so I know what to expect tbh

[minz]

I havent eaten at all today and I'm just too tired to cook anything :( I need to sleep, this week is never ending. :sad2: sweet dreams :wavey:

[KevinD]

Cocksucker, Motherfucker, shit, piss, and fuck!

[Hal-9000]

I havent eaten at all today and I'm just too tired to cook anything :( I need to sleep, this week is never ending. :sad2: sweet dreams :wavey:

nite Minz

[Hal-9000]

Cocksucker, Motherfucker, shit, piss, and fuck!

+ dammit :x

[KevinD]

It's only 5of 7 bad so far today...I am reserving the last two for just before I start chucking little Malays over the side of rig...

Oh and Dammit ain't one of the 7 deadly dirty words...lol

[RBP]

piss, shit, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.

[Southern Belle]

What's with all the cussing?

[KevinD]

Bad day on my end..just venting..

[Southern Belle]

I know what you mean.

[Griffin]

http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium/its-a-beautiful-day-in-the-neighborhood-steven-dhanson.jpg

[Goofy]

I'm going to Celtic prk Goof

My hotel is about a mile away

Will be my first time in Glasgow but I have been to Partick so I know what to expect tbh

You're going to the piggery? [-(

[Jezter]

What a fuck of a day :(

It might be because Im horny or something else, but I have kept reading things wrong and I just read that "Want a fuck of a day". :lol:

[Southern Belle]

I'll be glad when this night's over.

[KevinD]

Working Belle? I'm about done for the day. Found out a bit ago, at least I'm going back to shore for a few days. Since have to wait for 4-5 days for repairs, they decided to go ahead and get some local Exxon-Mobil training for me out of the way.

[Southern Belle]

Night shift on a boiler shutdown. They're demobilizing but talking about bringing in a few people tomorrow night. It's overtime now but without much to do it's boring and makes for a long night.
You're on a rig?

[Hal-9000]

I banned Pony by accident :facepalm:


:lol: shitfuck

[DemonGeminiX]

:facepalm:

Jeez... are we gonna have to take that button away from you?

[minz]

It might be because Im horny or something else, but I have kept reading things wrong and I just read that "Want a fuck of a day". :lol:

:shock:

[minz]

:facepalm:

Jeez... are we gonna have to take that button away from you?

:yup:

[minz]

Give the button to me instead :d

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

Uhhhh... no.

[minz]

:facepalm:

Jeez... are we gonna have to take that button away from you?

You can just picture the scene...

Hal: Ooooh I wonder what this button does *click*

[minz]

:-s

Uhhhh... no.

Meanie :(

[DemonGeminiX]

:nono:

You'd ban everybody. Except for the girls. Then this place would be pink all over.

[RBP]

Can I play with Minz' button? 8-[

[Hal-9000]

:facepalm:

Jeez... are we gonna have to take that button away from you?


Please give me one more chance? I'll experiment on Minz to get it right :thumbsup:

[DemonGeminiX]

Fine...

I'll see if I can go unban Pony...

[DemonGeminiX]

Oh wait... I'll do it later. Let him get freaked out a little when he shows up. Be a good joke.

:twisted:

[minz]

Please give me one more chance? I'll experiment on Minz to get it right :thumbsup:

You'll what? :shock:



Oh... you mean with the ban button :sad2:

[KevinD]

Damn. starting to feel a bit sick. Supposed to fly back to shore today, then go to some local training (that I already have. Malaysia won't recognize it) Not looking forward to spending 3 days being wet whilst sick.

[Godfather]

Holy fuck what a day... I've never seen such a textbook bear raid on a stock. Fml.

[DemonGeminiX]

Holy fuck what a day... I've never seen such a textbook bear raid on a stock. Fml.


A bear raid is a type of stock market strategy, where a trader (or group of traders) attempts to force down the price of a stock to cover a short position. The name is derived from the common use of bear or bearish in the language of market sentiment to reflect the idea that investors expect downward price movement.

A bear raid can be done by spreading negative rumors about the target firm, which puts downward pressure on the share price. This is typically considered a form of securities fraud. Alternatively, traders could take on large short positions themselves, with the large volume of selling ideally causing the price to fall, making the strategy self-perpetuating.

:-s

[Godfather]

Exactly. It's bullshit. In fact, it happened at almost this exact time last year, which is why it's not even clever bullshit.

[Godfather]

This is fear mongering, panic-seeking, misinformation... and the fact that it's on one of the web's dumbest sites is just further proof.

http://seekingalpha.com/article/752161-virnetx-do-you-believe-in-fairytales-part-1

[Lambchop]

My lil' Italian buddies are leaving on Monday. Gonna play with them in the park for a bit :sad:

[KevinD]

Feeling a bit better now. made it to shore and hotel. Had a nice T-bone and taters. Then had a beer. Gonna chat with wife and crash. Supposed to hang out at hotel tomorrow, so plenty of bed rest for me..lol

[Richard Cranium]

Weddings are just funerals in disguise.


Posted from a cow barn in New Hampshire.

[KevinD]

True..both are the only time I wear a suit..lol

[Richard Cranium]

I removed my suit before the reception at my wifes wedding, shorts and a t-shirt for teh wedding pictures really pissed off my muther in-law..

I am boldly predicting a repeat performance at my sister in-laws clusterfuck this afternoon.

Just a little hung over this morning, but if I remember correctly I was undefeated at pool last night amongst 10 players.

[KevinD]

Drunk pool is the best...Never lost the last game with my wife...we always have a "winner gets anything they want bet"

[KevinD]

Speaking of, think I'll take the little lady out for some pool and get her drunk when I get home..

[Richard Cranium]

LOL, I may try that with the wife.. good idea Kev,

[Goofy]

Contemplating another sirloin........

[Richard Cranium]

It's Official: Bus Monitor To Retire (http://www.13wham.com/news/local/story/karen-klein-bus-monitor-bullies-greece/CIF5oZu63kOzii6a3DmGeg.cspx)

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Contemplating another sirloin........

Last one looked pretty tasty

[RBP]

It's Official: Bus Monitor To Retire (http://www.13wham.com/news/local/story/karen-klein-bus-monitor-bullies-greece/CIF5oZu63kOzii6a3DmGeg.cspx)

I would too!

[Hugh_Janus]

I'm sucj a faggot :facepalm:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Did you wake up with a dude?

[deebakes]

his eye must be cummed shut :-k

[RBP]

Is cummed a word? :-k

[Hugh_Janus]

Did you wake up with a dude?

didn't wake up with anyone :facepalm:
his eye must be cummed shut :-k
wouldn't be the first time :dance:

Is cummed a word? :-k
it is now :hand:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Zombie mask :ftw:

[deebakes]

Is cummed a word? :-k

i had always assumed so :lol:

[deebakes]

http://i.imgur.com/eAFgl.png

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/eAFgl.png

and he provides proof that it's a word a 16 year old girl made up. :lol:

[deebakes]

:dance: :cheerlead:

[Hal-9000]

I'm sucj a faggot :facepalm:


Did you wake up with a dude?


his eye must be cummed shut :-k



wouldn't be the first time :dance:







Fifty Shades of Ghey? :-s

[minz]

Utterly feckin pissed off with life now, gonna retire to my room with a good book and shut out the world. :sad2:

[Jezter]

Utterly feckin pissed off with life now, gonna retire to my room with a good book and shut out the world. :sad2:

There there... :empathy: Tell daddy what is wrong?

[RBP]

Utterly feckin pissed off with life now, gonna retire to my room with a good book and shut out the world. :sad2:

:hug:

:daisy:

[minz]

There there... :empathy: Tell daddy what is wrong?

1) One of the girls left our staff room unlocked today and my purse is now missing.
2) Too poor to buy a new car yet. :(
3) Lack of sex
4) Acute loneliness. :( :(

In that order. :sad:

[Jezter]

1) One of the girls left our staff room unlocked today and my purse is now missing.
2) Too poor to buy a new car yet. :(
3) Lack of sex
4) Acute loneliness. :( :(

In that order. :sad:
1) Well fuck... that was not your fault tho, so you can take your frustration out on the girl who left the door unlocked. And it is really weird it went missing from the staff room... Either way, it sucks and Im sorry. I hope nothing super valuable was lost.
2) I don't even have a car if that makes you feel any better... and as long as your current one gets you from place A to place B, it is doing exactly the only job car is good for.
3) & 4) I know that feeling... my lady is overseas aswell... so I know how it gets sometimes, but there is luckily ways to combat those feelings.

[minz]

1) Well fuck... that was not your fault tho, so you can take your frustration out on the girl who left the door unlocked. And it is really weird it went missing from the staff room... Either way, it sucks and Im sorry. I hope nothing super valuable was lost.
2) I don't even have a car if that makes you feel any better... and as long as your current one gets you from place A to place B, it is doing exactly the only job car is good for.
3) & 4) I know that feeling... my lady is overseas aswell... so I know how it gets sometimes, but there is luckily ways to combat those feelings.

1) It had about £250 in it, all my bank cards for my private and business accounts, reciepts for the business, trade cards for the wholsalers, what a nightmare, Ive had to ring and get all my cards stopped so I cant do anything now until the new ones get here, I'm stuffed if we need anything for the salon because I wont have access to any funds in any of my accounts unless I go into the bank personally, not an easy request whilst its as busy as it is at the moment. :(
2) I've always had big cars until this one, I just cant get the hang of driving around in a shopping basket on wheels, my last car just went when you put your foot down, this one takes a half hour just to think about it. :(
3 and 4) I have a new book... :d

[Jezter]

1) It had about £250 in it, all my bank cards for my private and business accounts, reciepts for the business, trade cards for the wholsalers, what a nightmare, Ive had to ring and get all my cards stopped so I cant do anything now until the new ones get here, I'm stuffed if we need anything for the salon because I wont have access to any funds in any of my accounts unless I go into the bank personally, not an easy request whilst its as busy as it is at the moment. :(
2) I've always had big cars until this one, I just cant get the hang of driving around in a shopping basket on wheels, my last car just went when you put your foot down, this one takes a half hour just to think about it. :(
3 and 4) I have a new book... :d

1) That really is a nightmare, but you know these kind of things happen to everyone. Im sure your business partners and customers understand it. It is not your fault in any way, so customers and everyone just have to deal with it until it all gets sorted. Which will for sure happen fast. It is not the end of the world. It was all material that can be replaced and will be replaced. You'll move on.
2) You still get from place A to place B with it. Anything else is just luxury and from time to time, it is good to reminded not all are so fortunate. Even tho I do understand your frustration. However, that will change in time aswell. Just like 3) and 4). We are here for you and there are plenty of people there for you for sure if you need company and....other stuff.

[minz]

Thanks Jezzy and RBP :hug:

[Jezter]

Thanks Jezzy and RBP :hug:

:hug:

[minz]

I seriously need to start eating again, I think it's getting out of hand... :-k

[Jezter]

I seriously need to start eating again, I think it's getting out of hand... :-k

A proper jilling off session oughta work up an appetite! :tup:

[minz]

A proper jilling off session oughta work up an appetite! :tup:

:yup: :lol:

[Jezter]

:yup: :lol:

http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/userpics/12531/masturbate.gif

[Goofy]

Thanks Jezzy and RBP :hug:


:hug:

*sings*

Can you feeeeeel the love tonight.......

[Goofy]

Chin up minz, remember there's always someone else worse off than you ;) .............. we call him Hal :D

[minz]

:lol:

I've been given a copy of 50 shades of gray, one of the girls brought it in and said I MUST read it, Im not sure I want to if its going to remind me what im missing out on atm. :lol:

[minz]

Chin up minz, remember there's always someone else worse off than you ;) .............. we call him Hal :D

:lol: You make a good point Goofy :d

[Jezter]

:lol:

I've been given a copy of 50 shades of gray, one of the girls brought it in and said I MUST read it, Im not sure I want to if its going to remind me what im missing out on atm. :lol:
...

http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/userpics/12531/masturbate.gif

[Goofy]

:lol:

I've been given a copy of 50 shades of gray, one of the girls brought it in and said I MUST read it, Im not sure I want to if its going to remind me what im missing out on atm. :lol:

https://twitter.com/50shedsofgrey :tup:

[Griffin]

you do atm? :-s

[Jezter]

you do atm? :-s

:lol: She's a keeper! :D

[Goofy]

You sure you want this? When I'm done you won't be able to sit down for weeks.' She nodded. 'OK' I said, putting the 3-piece suite on Ebay.

:lol:

[Griffin]

:lol: She's a keeper! :D

after she brushes ofcourse

[minz]

you do atm? :-s

What :?

:lol:

I havent started reading it yet but Im curious as to what all the fuss is about. :lol:

[Griffin]

What :?

I'll let Jezter explain. 8-)

[minz]

Jez, could you please explain that one, i have no idea what I just said. :(

[RBP]

What :?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=A.T.M.

[Jezter]

What :?


Ass To Mouth. :d
You remind me of allsmiles...poor girl didn't know what DP stood for also and she meant innocently Doctor Pepper. I giggle still when she says: "I could go for a DP right about now."

[Jezter]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=A.T.M.

wrong. :hand:

[minz]

Ass To Mouth. :d
You remind me of allsmiles...poor girl didn't know what DP stood for also and she meant innocently Doctor Pepper. I giggle still when she says: "I could go for a DP right about now."

Do I really want to know what DP means? :shock:

[Jezter]

Do I really want to know what DP means? :shock:

Double Penetration. :lol:

[RBP]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dp

[Jezter]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dp

Slowpoke is slow. :nana:

[minz]

I think I prefer RBP's definitions :wha:

[RBP]

Slowpoke is slow. :nana:

for that I am going to DP you and give you ATM.

[Jezter]

I think I prefer RBP's definitions :wha:

Don't knock 'em until you've tried. :d Gotta keep an open mind and plenty of lube in the drawer. :lol:

[minz]

for that I am going to DP you and give you ATM.

:shock:

I think :wha:

[minz]

It's like being back at school, even when I think about what Im typing I can never be sure that it wont come back to bite me on the arse. :lol:

[Jezter]

:shock:

I think :wha:

See? All the sudden you don't miss the dirty deed so much. We are effective at de-hornyfying. :lol:

[Jezter]

Also, I just got one more reason why I don't like shaving my face so much. A freak shaving accident..lets see if that will leave a scar...

[Griffin]

It's like being back at school, even when I think about what Im typing I can never be sure that it wont come back to bite me on the arse. :lol:

oh that would be a TABBOOMA. :rolleyes:

[minz]

oh that would be a TABBOOMA. :rolleyes:

:?

[RBP]

:?

http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/TABBOOMA

[minz]

http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/TABBOOMA

:lol: OK :d

[RBP]

I better get busy :sad2:

[minz]

I better get busy :sad2:

School work?

[minz]

Is Ayr a nice place to visit?

[Jezter]

Is Ayr a nice place to visit?

You don't know until you visit.

[RBP]

School work?

Yes. It seems never ending lately. More stuff due tonight. :|

[minz]

You don't know until you visit.

It's goofy country so I thought he may be able to tell me before I go ahead and book something, I wont get away again until next summer after this so I want somewhere nice.

[minz]

Yes. It seems never ending lately. More stuff due tonight. :|

It'll all be worth it in the end :hug:

[Goofy]

Is Ayr a nice place to visit?


It's goofy country so I thought he may be able to tell me before I go ahead and book something, I wont get away again until next summer after this so I want somewhere nice.

Ayr wouldn't be my first choice......... any particular reason for wanting to go to Ayr?

[minz]

Ayr wouldn't be my first choice......... any particular reason for wanting to go to Ayr?

Nope, just looking at a few sites offering accomodation and Ayr was one of them, I've only been to Scotland once so I thought it would be a good place to go.

[Goofy]

Nope, just looking at a few sites offering accomodation and Ayr was one of them, I've only been to Scotland once so I thought it would be a good place to go.

http://www.arisaig.uk.com/

Used to go there every year when i was a kid, the most beautiful place in the world! Depends what you're looking for i suppose, if you want lots of pubs and clubs then Arisaig is not the place for you :lol: If you're looking for somewhere quiet with beautiful scenery then it's perfect

[minz]

http://www.arisaig.uk.com/

Used to go there every year when i was a kid, the most beautiful place in the world! Depends what you're looking for i suppose, if you want lots of pubs and clubs then Arisaig is not the place for you :lol: If you're looking for somewhere quiet with beautiful scenery then it's perfect

Cheers goofy quiet with beautiful scenery is just what Im looking for.

[Goofy]

Cheers goofy quiet with beautiful scenery is just what Im looking for.

You'd love it then :tup: In the summer they also run a steam train along the Jacobite line from Mallaig to Fort William which is a fantastic experience! Takes you over the Glenfinnan Viaduct (it's in the Harry Potter films) and the views are breathtaking! The Isle of Skye is just over the water too so thats nice for a day break........ take the ferry or drive over the new bridge. Haven't been in years myself........ really need to go up at some point and spend the night, maybe go camping :)

[minz]

You'd love it then :tup: In the summer they also run a steam train along the Jacobite line from Mallaig to Fort William which is a fantastic experience! Takes you over the Glenfinnan Viaduct (it's in the Harry Potter films) and the views are breathtaking! The Isle of Skye is just over the water too so thats nice for a day break........ take the ferry or drive over the new bridge. Haven't been in years myself........ really need to go up at some point and spend the night, maybe go camping :)

Sounds good, Ive always wanted to visit Skye but I cant camp now, my asthma is a killer in the cold damp air :( used to love camping too :sad2:

[Goofy]

Sounds good, Ive always wanted to visit Skye but I cant camp now, my asthma is a killer in the cold damp air :( used to love camping too :sad2:

Plenty caravans, chalets etc up there :thumbsup: If you do fancy it then give me a shout nearer the time when you're planning on booking up :)

I'm actually seriously thinking about going up there for a couple of days now :lol: Got a weeks holiday start of september when i'm gonna be dogsitting......... he'd love it up there :)

[minz]

Plenty caravans, chalets etc up there :thumbsup: If you do fancy it then give me a shout nearer the time when you're planning on booking up :)

I'm actually seriously thinking about going up there for a couple of days now :lol: Got a weeks holiday start of september when i'm gonna be dogsitting......... he'd love it up there :)

Will do :tup:

[RBP]

Minz and Goof are going to hook up :cheerlead:

[RBP]

So I go to get ice cream right. The car barely starts and then I realize I have a flat. :|

[Griffin]

So I go to get ice cream right. The car barely starts and then I realize I have a flat. :|

My truck wouldn't start last weekend. Ended up being a corroded negative cable.

...I would never have thought to check the tire pressure.

[minz]

^ I just love his humour :rofl:

[RBP]

My truck wouldn't start last weekend. Ended up being a corroded negative cable.

...I would never have thought to check the tire pressure.

:slap:

:lol: smarty pants

[RBP]

The spare is flat. :| this keeps getting better.

[Griffin]

going out on a limb here, but were you going after Rocky Road ice cream?

[minz]

Im off to bed now to read for a while :d sweet dreams xxx

[RBP]

going out on a limb here, but were you going after Rocky Road ice cream?

:rimshot:

[RBP]

Im off to bed now to read for a while :d sweet dreams xxx

Good night Minzy :hug:

[KevinD]

RBP, don't you live in Chi town? Just be thankful you have tires...lol

[RBP]

RBP, don't you live in Chi town? Just be thankful you have tires...lol

:P

[KevinD]

So, you off to get new tires or what?

[RBP]

I have the spare on it - finally got it handled. I'll figure the rest out tomorrow.

[Jezter]

I have the spare on it - finally got it handled. I'll figure the rest out tomorrow.

Yeah, why do something today you can forget to do tomorrow. :D

[Hal-9000]

BWAH HAHAHAHAHHA!


Did you hear about what Jeremy Renner's buddy did to him on a 10 hour plane flight?


:rofl:

[KevinD]

Nope, and who is he?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I had my first experience with In-N-Out Burger in Frisco.....was not impressed

[Muddy]

I had my first experience with In-N-Out Burger in Frisco.....was not impressed

:lol: Porky said that stuff was the best on the planet..

[Hal-9000]

Nope, and who is he?

He was in The Hurt Locker, Mission Impossible 15 and will be in the new Bourne movie...


He was on the flight, asked his buddy for a sleeping pill and buddy gave him a viagra :lol:

[Leefro]

Ivanovic is not wearing a Bra :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol: Porky said that stuff was the best on the planet..

Not any better or worse than any other fast food I have ever had. The local chain we have here (Good Times) is 100% better than In-N-Out IMHO

[Muddy]

I like 5 guys..

[Richard Cranium]

5 guys, 1 cup

[Muddy]

2 dicks, one hole.

[Richard Cranium]

lol.. We be gottten a 5 guys right up the street, pretty good stuff..

[KevinD]

5 guys up the road from me is loads better than the In-n-out I tried in Palm Springs.

[Hal-9000]

5 guys up the road from me is loads better than the In-n-out I tried in Palm Springs.


:rolleyes: does your wife know?

[redred]

Time to head to the airport home James

[Arkady Renko]

Ivanovic is not wearing a Bra :)

she doesn't really need one, does she?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I forgot to take my keys out of my pocket when I went thru the body scanner at security at DIA on the trip out to San Francisco, so TSA had to swab my palms for bomb residue

:confused:

[Hal-9000]

I forgot to take my keys out of my pocket when I went thru the body scanner at security at DIA on the trip out to San Francisco, so TSA had to swab my palms for bomb residue

:confused:

Full body cavity search too? :face:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Full body cavity search too? :face:

Pat down of my pockets...nothing in the groin area :sad2:



Okay now, if that full body scanner is so awesome, why do they need to pat me down after going thru it? :rolleyes:

[Hal-9000]

Pat down of my pockets...nothing in the groin area :sad2:



Okay now, if that full body scanner is so awesome, why do they need to pat me down after going thru it? :rolleyes:


Good point and :lol:....

I would have thrust out my groin area and screamed - HEY! You missed something!!! :rolleyes:

[Muddy]

Does anyone have a link to the 2010 Vancouver final medal count by country?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Does anyone have a link to the 2010 Vancouver final medal count by country?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_Winter_Olympics_medal_table

[Muddy]

Oh coool man, thanks!

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Good point and :lol:....

I would have thrust out my groin area and screamed - HEY! You missed something!!! :rolleyes:

My wife hates when I do that

[Hal-9000]

My wife hates when I do that

strange...she loves it when I do that



:dance:

[Hal-9000]

My wife hates when I do that

strange...she loves it when I do that



:dance:

[Lambchop]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWnP4li8pZI

Oh-k :-k

[Hugh_Janus]

what a fucking day.... everything went wrong. I broke all 3 of my tools that do a specific job and I also broke my colleague's tool in the exact same way.... :facepalm: and he wasn't in work today, so I'll be a popular boy when he gets back :lol: And now I've got a car half in bits and I can't do anything to it

[minz]

what a fucking day.... everything went wrong. I broke all 3 of my tools that do a specific job and I also broke my colleague's tool in the exact same way.... :facepalm: and he wasn't in work today, so I'll be a popular boy when he gets back :lol: And now I've got a car half in bits and I can't do anything to it


:empathy:

[Hugh_Janus]

http://vjforums.com/images/smilies/sigh.gif

[Hugh_Janus]

and I've just found out I've been booted off my racing team.... what the shit? :lol:

[minz]

and I've just found out I've been booted off my racing team.... what the shit? :lol:

They musta heard you were a bit clumsy atm :lol:

[Muddy]

and I've just found out I've been booted off my racing team.... what the shit? :lol:

Today is not your day...

[Hugh_Janus]

everybody hates me http://vjforums.com/images/smilies/sigh.gif

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Dont worry you have plenty of fake friends on the interwebs :lol:

[Hal-9000]

everybody hates me http://vjforums.com/images/smilies/sigh.gif


Star Brite loves you Hugh :)

[Hal-9000]

Dont worry you have plenty of fake friends on the interwebs :lol:

Racing team buddies :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

ex racing team buddies :nono:

[Muddy]

Star Brite loves you Hugh :)

Star Brite is a whole other cartoon, you ding dong..

twicky twicky twicky

http://www.mevproductions.co.uk/TV/Buck1.jpg

[Hugh_Janus]

ding dong :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Star Brite is a whole other cartoon, you ding dong..

twicky twicky twicky

http://www.mevproductions.co.uk/TV/Buck1.jpg


ffs like I ever watch TV


educate me bitch! :lol:

[Hal-9000]

ok let me try without help



From the My Little Pony show isn't there a character named Star Brite? Isn't that what the Bronie craze is all about? :lol:

[minz]

Should I go off and read my book now or stay around to annoy Hal some more. :-k

[Muddy]

ffs like I ever watch TV


educate me bitch! :lol:

I'm taking a battlescar galacticus dig at you.. ;)


ok let me try without help



From the My Little Pony show isn't there a character named Star Brite? Isn't that what the Bronie craze is all about? :lol:

No.. thats the horse a kid called Rainbow Brite rides.. ( And yes it is normal for me to know this as I have 3 daughters :lol: )

[Hal-9000]

:confused:

So Rainbow Brite is the actual pony/horse and does she/he/it appear on the My Little Pony Show?


You'll have to excuse me but my Dad was more interested in meth n whores when we were growing up so I didn't get to watch cartoons as a lad...:( He pwnded the TV

[Hal-9000]

I use the 3 daughter excuse too :thumbsup: :wink: