Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Muddy]

Actually there is a "Star Bright" in MLP.. But he's just a bit character..

http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_ponies

"Appears in the crowd at the derby in Sweet and Elite, in the crowd in The Last Roundup, and running away from Cerberus in It's About Time. Also appears with the mane of Cherry Cola in A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2. His cutie mark is a telescope."

[RBP]

Is $159.95 high for a new battery installed?

[minz]

Can you not fit it yourself?

[Hugh_Janus]

depends on the size and make of the battery

[RBP]

Can you not fit it yourself?

Do I look like Hugh?

[RBP]

depends on the size and make of the battery

Ok, well I can't be arsed to check what it is... that's what I paid. :-k

[Hugh_Janus]

Do I look like Hugh?

we both have glasses and sport :manbeards:

[RBP]

we both have glasses and sport :manbeards:

and you're a young curly haired stud... me not so much. :lol:

[minz]

Do I look like Hugh?

Even I can fit a car battery and I look nothing like hugh. [-( Wel.... I dont think I do... :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Is $159.95 high for a new battery installed?

In your TV remote control? Yes, that's too high :nono:

[RBP]

Even I can fit a car battery and I look nothing like hugh. [-( Wel.... I dont think I do... :-k

well obviously I could have but it was in the shop for a tire issue so I just said go ahead and throw it in.

[RBP]

In your TV remote control? Yes, that's too high :nono:

:-s

[minz]

well obviously I could have but it was in the shop for a tire issue so I just said go ahead and throw it in.

OK :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Actually there is a "Star Bright" in MLP.. But he's just a bit character..

http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_ponies

"Appears in the crowd at the derby in Sweet and Elite, in the crowd in The Last Roundup, and running away from Cerberus in It's About Time. Also appears with the mane of Cherry Cola in A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2. His cutie mark is a telescope."

thank you :)



*downloads series*

[Hugh_Janus]

Ok, well I can't be arsed to check what it is... that's what I paid. :-k
since you're a yank, I'm gunna assume your car has a big-ish engine and has a few electrical gizmos, so the price may be a little high, but not a rip off

and you're a young curly haired stud... me not so much. :lol:
not got curly hair anymore.... I got it chopped off on the weekend :sad2: not that young anymore either and I've no idea where you got the stud bit from :lol:

Even I can fit a car battery and I look nothing like hugh. [-( Wel.... I dont think I do... :-k
if you looked like me, all the boys will be queuing around the block to ask you out ;-)

[Hal-9000]

Is $159.95 high for a new battery installed?

depends on the type of battery....name brand, that's not out of line. If it's Joe's Battery, I'd be looking at the fine print :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

well obviously I could have but it was in the shop for a tire issue so I just said go ahead and throw it in.

well, if they just threw itr ion, I'd say you got ripped off on the labour :mrgreen:

[RBP]

since you're a yank, I'm gunna assume your car has a big-ish engine and has a few electrical gizmos, so the price may be a little high, but not a rip off



:idk:

V6 Infiniti

Maybe that was high - here's the battery: http://www.atbatt.com/product/22169.asp

[Teh One Who Knocks]

since you're a yank, I'm gunna assume your car has a big-ish engine and has a few electrical gizmos, so the price may be a little high, but not a rip off

It was a 1972 VW Beetle :-s

[Hal-9000]

RBP traded the 78 Gremlin?

[minz]

if you looked like me, all the boys will be queuing around the block to ask you out ;-)

Is that what happens to you. :huh:

[Hugh_Janus]

:idk:

V6 Infiniti

Maybe that was high - here's the battery: http://www.atbatt.com/product/22169.asp
you'd never get one at that price from a garage, or even a parts shop plus they may have a minimum labour charge of 0.5 hours

It was a 1972 VW Beetle :-s
he could use the AAA.... oops, I meant AA batteries out of his tv remote for that

[Hugh_Janus]

Is that what happens to you. :huh:

well.... I don't like to brag, but yes :oops: I have to turn them down though as I'm not homosex :sad2:

[RBP]

well.... I don't like to brag, but yes :oops: I have to turn them down though as I'm not homosex during the day :sad2:

:ftfy:

[Hugh_Janus]

:willie:

[minz]

Ive just been outside to get a CD from the car, I walked out of the door to be met by the sound of a cow half mooing half grunting, dont you just love the counrtyside. :lol:

[Muddy]

Is $159.95 high for a new battery installed?

Fuck yes....Jesus... $60 Costco.. It isn't rocket science

[RBP]

Fuck yes....Jesus... $60 Costco.. It isn't rocket science

You don't have to call me Jesus...

[DemonGeminiX]

3 hours... gotta get moving.

[Muddy]

You don't have to call me Jesus...

How about gullible? Lol

[RBP]

:sad2:

[minz]

Is $159.95 high for a new battery installed?


Fuck yes....Jesus... $60 Costco.. It isn't rocket science


You don't have to call me Jesus...


How about gullible? Lol



:lol:

Now there's a conversation for the outstanding user quotes thread :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

You don't have to call me Jesus...

Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

[Muddy]

Gullibles travels.. Lol

[minz]

Gullibles travels.. Lol

In his car with its new battery :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Did you know that the word gullible isn't in the dictionary? :-k




















































:shifty:

[RBP]

Buncha meanies.... :(

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Just saw the wheel pop of a trucks trailer and go rolling down the freeway at full speed. The driver didn't even know. Just throwing sparks down the road. I had to flag him down to pull over.

[Muddy]

Buncha meanies.... :(

Sorry Bubba.. Air filters, batteries, light bulbs are all things I refuse to let them fuck me with..

[minz]

Sorry Bubba.. Air filters, batteries, light bulbs are all things I refuse to let them fuck me with..

One has to wonder what they do use then :-k

[minz]

Sorry Bubba.. Air filters, batteries, light bulbs are all things I refuse to let them fuck me with..

One has to wonder what they do use then :-k

[Muddy]

You can do better than that.. Lol

[minz]

:lol: I was being polite :d

[Hugh_Janus]

You can do better than that.. Lolthat's what she said :sad2:

[minz]

One day, hugh will find the quote button :lol:

[Muddy]

:rimshot:

[Muddy]

Fucking hell my tv is clear...

[RBP]

you see through your tv? weird!

[Muddy]

Haven't you had enough for one day? Haha

[RBP]

true - you have been busting my chops today :lol:

[Muddy]

Everyone must be watching the Lympics..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Everyone must be watching the Lympics..

Not even if you paid me

[DemonGeminiX]

There was a farmer who had a dog,
And Bingo was his name-o.
B-I-N-G-O
B-I-N-G-O
B-I-N-G-O
And Bingo was his name-o

[Satan]

:-s

:-k

[minz]

What to cook :-k

[Goofy]

What to cook :-k

Steak :tup:

[minz]

Steak :tup:

I dont have any steak and the nearest Tesco is about 8 miles away :(

[Hugh_Janus]

I dont have any steak and the nearest Tesco is about 8 miles away :(
what about that cow that was outside your front door the other day.... is that still about?

[Arkady Renko]

what about that cow that was outside your front door the other day.... is that still about?

good idea, grab a hammer and a bunsen burner and you're all set.

[minz]

what about that cow that was outside your front door the other day.... is that still about?


good idea, grab a hammer and a bunsen burner and you're all set.

:lol: I think it lives in the field at the back.

[Arkady Renko]

not for long if you hit it right between the eyes

[Hugh_Janus]

well.... what are you waiting for? :slap:

[minz]

:lol: What if it's a bull?

[Jezter]

:lol: What if it's a bull?

Take it by the horns, not balls.

[Hugh_Janus]

I'm sure you'd know what to do with him :naughty:

[Arkady Renko]

:lol: What if it's a bull?

in that case you better upgrade to a sledge hammer.

[minz]

Take it by the horns, not balls.


I'm sure you'd know what to do with him :naughty:

:lol: you boys...

[minz]

in that case you better upgrade to a sledge hammer.

At last, sensible advise :lol:

[minz]

I think I might just settle for a piece of toast, it's less energetic ans safer. :lol:

[Arkady Renko]

sounds reasonable, toast hardly ever puts up a fight

[Hugh_Janus]

sounds reasonable, toast hardly ever puts up a fight

except when you put slices from a mini loaf in the toaster.... those little shits

[RBP]

I've put up a fight when I was toasted. :-k

[minz]

except when you put slices from a mini loaf in the toaster.... those little shits

Its a mini loaf..... fuck :huh:


I've put up a fight when I was toasted. :-k

No comment :rofl:

[Jezter]

http://i39.tinypic.com/sevpz8.jpg

[RBP]

No comment :rofl:

:-s

[DemonGeminiX]

Man... I am really bummed out about these trades.

:(

[minz]

:-s

:lol: I'm sorry, I really dont know what's the matter with me at the moment :rofl: must be this book I'm reading. :oops:

[Arkady Renko]

what's a mini loaf?

[minz]

what's a mini loaf?

Asmall size loaf for single people. :(

[Hal-9000]

I think Lance is out at this very moment finding out if he's a home owner :face:


let's all send him good vibes :thumbsup:

[Jezter]

I think Lance is out at this very moment finding out if he's a home owner :face:


let's all send him good vibes :thumbsup:
Im pretty sure minz still has use for her vibes...especially the good ones that still have batteries.

[minz]

:lol:

[Muddy]

I think Lance is out at this very moment finding out if he's a home owner :face:


let's all send him good vibes :thumbsup:

If he gets that house he's gonna owe Obama a great big ol flumpy..!

[Arkady Renko]

A small size loaf for single people. :(

oh, I see, I thought they might be small slices for finger food or similar. Not exactly my area of shopping expertise as I need to buy in bulk most of the time.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I think Lance is out at this very moment finding out if he's a home owner :face:


let's all send him good vibes :thumbsup:

I might make too much money because they want to include my dad's social security in along with my income :|

[Muddy]

I might make too much money because they want to include my dad's social security in along with my income :|

Wtf man

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Wtf man

I know, how is that right? He isn't gonna be on the note, just me

[Arkady Renko]

I might make too much money because they want to include my dad's social security in along with my income :|

oh crap, would you be able to afford the house anyway or is that a dealbreaker?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

oh crap, would you be able to afford the house anyway or is that a dealbreaker?

It's a deal breaker for this house, it is restricted by income

[Hal-9000]

I might make too much money because they want to include my dad's social security in along with my income :|

pardon my naivety, but are you getting some sort of deal based on your income?

and like you just mentioned, you're the buyer. If your Dad or any other roomie happens to kick in future monthly income how can that be any of their business?

[Hal-9000]

It's a deal breaker for this house, it is restricted by income

ignore my previous..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

pardon my naivety, but are you getting some sort of deal based on your income?

and like you just mentioned, you're the buyer. If your Dad or any other roomie happens to kick in future monthly income how can that be any of their business?

The government program this house is under is income restricted

[Teh One Who Knocks]

ignore my previous..

Too late :lol:

[Muddy]

I know, how is that right? He isn't gonna be on the note, just me

Man if there are that many restrictions, you may want to just let it go.. I'm afraid what may move in down the block from you.. There are plenty more good ones out there.. This process just takes some time.. Hang in there.

[Arkady Renko]

It's a deal breaker for this house, it is restricted by income

shit, you should fight this.

[Hal-9000]

Do you have to sign a 6 mon or year lease at your apartment Lance? Maybe let them know you're going to be a month to month tenant and be honest, you're in the market for a house.

that way you can do as Muddy suggests and take a bit of time looking

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Man if there are that many restrictions, you may want to just let it go.. I'm afraid what may move in down the block from you.. There are plenty more good ones out there.. This process just takes some time.. Hang in there.

The counselor just called, now she needs my dad's birth certificate, SS card, and 3 months of bank statements :|


shit, you should fight this.

Nothing to fight, it's a federal program unfortunately :|


Do you have to sign a 6 mon or year lease at your apartment Lance? Maybe let them know you're going to be a month to month tenant and be honest, you're in the market for a house.

that way you can do as Muddy suggests and take a bit of time looking

Oh I'm definitely not signing a new lease, I will go month to month

It's just depressing now :|

[Hal-9000]

well then there's no rush....I thought you had to vacate the penthouse loft or else..

now at least you can look around, get some more experience with the process and make better decisions :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

well then there's no rush....I thought you had to vacate the penthouse loft or else..

now at least you can look around, get some more experience with the process and make better decisions :thumbsup:

But this house was perfect :|

[Muddy]

The counselor just called, now she needs my dad's birth certificate, SS card, and 3 months of bank statements :|





I just don't understand how she can ask for that.. Do you have power of attorney over him or something?

[Hal-9000]

But this house was perfect :|

There will be more...people are collapsing meth labs everyday :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I just don't understand how she can ask for that.. Do you have power of attorney over him or something?

Nope


There will be more...people are collapsing meth labs everyday :thumbsup:

Not in my price range :|

[Hal-9000]

Come on up to Canader then Lance...I can get you into a nice 2 bedroom condo with jack-shit for space and amenities for under 600, 000 :thumbsup:





(don't give up dude)

[Arkady Renko]

Man if there are that many restrictions, you may want to just let it go.. I'm afraid what may move in down the block from you.. There are plenty more good ones out there.. This process just takes some time.. Hang in there.

good point. back when I went house hunting with the wife there were several times when we thought we might have found "the House" but something fell foul at some point (asbestos under the roof, plans for a new freight railroad in the vicinity etc.). Everytime we were really disappointed but we ended up in an awesome place. I just hope you'll fare like us.

[Muddy]

Nope



Not in my price range :|
I think I'd have to climb over her head.. Did you list him as a possible tenant? They shouldn't even know anything about him..

[Hal-9000]

I think I'd have to climb over her head.. Did you list him as a possible tenant? They shouldn't even know anything about him..

yeah and now it sounds they're looking at dad under a microscope...wtf is that?

vibes say walk away from this one...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I think I'd have to climb over her head.. Did you list him as a possible tenant? They shouldn't even know anything about him..

Because I was trying to be honest...see what happens when you try and play by the rules?

[DemonGeminiX]

Because I was trying to be honest...see what happens when you try and play by the rules?

:nono:

Answer shortly but honestly if asked. Never volunteer information.

[Arkady Renko]

I think I'd have to climb over her head.. Did you list him as a possible tenant? They shouldn't even know anything about him..

you're right, the entire thing sounds dodgy. that warrants a detailed explanation

[Arkady Renko]

Because I was trying to be honest...see what happens when you try and play by the rules?

there is an unwritten rule when dealing with public administrations, particularly when they're asking questions...


:nono:

Answer shortly but honestly if asked. Never volunteer information.

this is it

How you work out your father's contribution is none of their fucking business as long as he's not going to be on the deed.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Gonna run for now, not in such a good mood *sigh*

[RBP]

Later Lance.

[Arkady Renko]

see ya, don't let the bastards grind you down

[DemonGeminiX]

Vanna White is still hot. How old is she anyway?

:-k

[RBP]

Vanna White is still hot. How old is she anyway?

:-k

http://bit.ly/M9Rsx3

[Leefro]

When the Jews return to Zion / And a comet rips the sky / And the Holy Roman Empire rises, / Then You and I must die. / From the eternal sea he rises, / Creating armies on either shore, / Turning man against his brother / 'Til man exists no more.

[Leefro]

"Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast; for it is the number of a man; and his number is 666." Book of Revelation Chapter 13 Verse 18

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

Are you on an Omen kick, Lee?

[Leefro]

Yeah

Watching it now on a brit film channel

[Leefro]

For such are false apostles. Deceitful workers whom lie and transform themselves to look like real apostles of Christ. II Corinthians, Chapter 11, Verse 13.

[Southern Belle]

Leefro quoting Bible verses?

[Muddy]

Lance- I got the Fios Quantum service.. Gave me a free upgrade. 50 down / 25 up.

[RBP]

:yawn:

[Pony]

I might make too much money because they want to include my dad's social security in along with my income :|

That's bull!



It's a deal breaker for this house, it is restricted by income


:(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I talked with my dad last night...after trying to be honest yesterday, I am going to chose the dishonest route now. I am going to tell the counselor that my dad thinks all the crap they are asking from him is too invasive and he wants nothing to do with it. He has decided to move back to Vermont with my brother instead.

Of course that's a complete lie, but he and I (and it seems everyone here too) think it's total bullshit.

[Pony]

I talked with my dad last night...after trying to be honest yesterday, I am going to chose the dishonest route now. I am going to tell the counselor that my dad thinks all the crap they are asking from him is too invasive and he wants nothing to do with it. He has decided to move back to Vermont with my brother instead.

Of course that's a complete lie, but he and I (and it seems everyone here too) think it's total bullshit.

That sounds like a good plan. I've learned when dealing with banks and the Govt that telling the truth is rarely the best path to take.

[Arkady Renko]

I talked with my dad last night...after trying to be honest yesterday, I am going to chose the dishonest route now. I am going to tell the counselor that my dad thinks all the crap they are asking from him is too invasive and he wants nothing to do with it. He has decided to move back to Vermont with my brother instead.

Of course that's a complete lie, but he and I (and it seems everyone here too) think it's total bullshit.

probably not a wise course of action. if you do get the benefits from that program and for some reason they can be bothered to check afterwards and find your dad living there, you might get into a lot of trouble.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

probably not a wise course of action. if you do get the benefits from that program and for some reason they can be bothered to check afterwards and find your dad living there, you might get into a lot of trouble.

I'm not sure what they can do after the sale has gone thru...I mean, how can they restrict who can live in my house after I qualify? What if me and my g/f got serious and decided we wanted to get married? Are they gonna say she couldn't live with me in that house for 30 years (or however much length of time is left on the mortgage) because now the household has too much income?

[DemonGeminiX]

I'm not sure what they can do after the sale has gone thru...I mean, how can they restrict who can live in my house after I qualify? What if me and my g/f got serious and decided we wanted to get married? Are they gonna say she couldn't live with me in that house for 30 years (or however much length of time is left on the mortgage) because now the household has too much income?


I'm going to assume that they can't do that. But tread carefully, bro. I don't wanna be reading any articles with your name in them or see your mugshot on The Smoking Gun website.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm going to assume that they can't do that. But tread carefully, bro. I don't wanna be reading any articles with your name in them or see your mugshot on The Smoking Gun website.

The government lies to us all the time, this is my turn to lie to the government :shifty:

[DemonGeminiX]

The government lies to us all the time, this is my turn to lie to the government :shifty:

Is this a government agency that you're dealing with directly?

:-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No, it's a non-profit that gets their money from the feds

[Arkady Renko]

I'm not sure what they can do after the sale has gone thru...I mean, how can they restrict who can live in my house after I qualify? What if me and my g/f got serious and decided we wanted to get married? Are they gonna say she couldn't live with me in that house for 30 years (or however much length of time is left on the mortgage) because now the household has too much income?

Well no, not that, but they might try and recover the amount they subsidized the sale with from you. And they might report you for fraud as well.


The government lies to us all the time, this is my turn to lie to the government :shifty:

the thing is, they get found out, worst thing that usually happens they don't get reelected.

[Hal-9000]

probably not a wise course of action. if you do get the benefits from that program and for some reason they can be bothered to check afterwards and find your dad living there, you might get into a lot of trouble.

We have low income condos at the end of our street and there's a waiting list to get in. A couple was busted there after securing a mortgage because they didn't report his income. They were stupid though...apparently one of them had two jobs and drove a Lexus, which was a wee bit out of the norm in a parking lot full of shopping carts and budget cars....

[DemonGeminiX]

Well no, not that, but they might try and recover the amount they subsidized the sale with from you. And they might report you for fraud as well..

Arkady's got a point. You and I both know how big business fraud is in this country. And you never see the little guy getting pinched for it, because it's not a grand amount of money that they're getting pinched for and the media doesn't give a shit about it, but people do get pinched all the time for fraud.

I'm starting to think that maybe it's not such a good idea that you go after this house, maybe you can wait for something else to come along? If they ok it with what you've given them so far, that's one thing... but I wouldn't push it.

[Muddy]

The government lies to us all the time, this is my turn to lie to the government :shifty:

For god sakes use your own lawyer for the closing process and make sure you arent getting signed into some bullshit that may bite you later.. Like selling restrictions etc.. tread carefully

[Muddy]

I'd personally go talk to a lender and get them to broker this deal.. maybe your particular loan has some restrictions.. Fuck this organization that is doing all this crap.. Something isnt right here.. You may want to consider stepping back and going at this from a different angle... I guarantee if I wanted that house I could buy it w/o going through this organization you are dealing with...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No, you can't, the house is owned by the non-profit and they bought it and renovated it with government money so it has to be sold by the guidelines set up by the government

[Hal-9000]

Obama has this place bookmarked Lance, tread carefully :lol:

[Muddy]

No, you can't, the house is owned by the non-profit and they bought it and renovated it with government money so it has to be sold by the guidelines set up by the government


Gotcha.. I still think they are too invasive and it makes me very nervous for you.

[Muddy]

Also.. Isn't this a form of discrimination?

[redred]

so what happens if you get a pay rise after you sign everything? would that be problems too

[KevinD]

Lance needs to lay out more. Then he'd have no troubles with the house, lol, j/k

On a serious note, if your Dad is a deal breaker, move on. Don't lie to get the house. Trust me, there are others just as nice to be had. Take your time. It took me two years to find my place, and though it's not perfect (due to mobile home) I had certain things I was looking for: Land, improvements, separate garage/workshop, and outside city limits. My wife about drove me crazy with all the fussing for me turning down otherwise nice places. I had a guaranteed loan for X amount before I even talked to realtors. I searched the websites as well as enlisted 3 realtors for my search. I also stayed well below the max amount I could have used on the loan.

I know it's hard to do, but my advice, for what it's worth, is walk away.

[Hal-9000]

Lance needs to lay out more. Then he'd have no troubles with the house, lol, j/k

On a serious note, if your Dad is a deal breaker, move on. Don't lie to get the house. Trust me, there are others just as nice to be had. Take your time. It took me two years to find my place, and though it's not perfect (due to mobile home) I had certain things I was looking for: Land, improvements, separate garage/workshop, and outside city limits. My wife about drove me crazy with all the fussing for me turning down otherwise nice places. I had a guaranteed loan for X amount before I even talked to realtors. I searched the websites as well as enlisted 3 realtors for my search. I also stayed well below the max amount I could have used on the loan.

I know it's hard to do, but my advice, for what it's worth, is walk away.


I know nothing about the subject but this is the right thing to do....you don't want a cloud over the biggest investment you'll make and wonder if and when the other shoe will drop at one point Lance :thumbsup:


"don't lie to the house" ....sage advice

[Hal-9000]

"to get the house"


ffs :oops:






:coat:

[Muddy]

Lance needs to lay out more. Then he'd have no troubles with the house, lol, j/k

On a serious note, if your Dad is a deal breaker, move on. Don't lie to get the house. Trust me, there are others just as nice to be had. Take your time. It took me two years to find my place, and though it's not perfect (due to mobile home) I had certain things I was looking for: Land, improvements, separate garage/workshop, and outside city limits. My wife about drove me crazy with all the fussing for me turning down otherwise nice places. I had a guaranteed loan for X amount before I even talked to realtors. I searched the websites as well as enlisted 3 realtors for my search. I also stayed well below the max amount I could have used on the loan.

I know it's hard to do, but my advice, for what it's worth, is walk away.

It took me 6-8 months to find my current home and I even still wish I had held out for something a little bigger better different..

[Leefro]

Leefro quoting Bible verses?


Some scary shit in those verses and quite preposterous bit like most of the bible

[Leefro]

http://www.boomplayer.com/en/poker-hands/Boom/372835_785E49B112

[Leefro]

BULLFUCKINGSHIT

http://www.boomplayer.com/en/poker-hands/Boom/373716_B9D74BF83D

[Jezter]

Come on HJK! You can kick those Celtic wankers asses! :cheerlead:

[Hugh_Janus]

hmm....

[Teh One Who Knocks]

....mmh

[Arkady Renko]

...mhm...

[Hal-9000]

Nihm..

[minz]

wtf

[Hal-9000]

unnnnnghhhhh..

[Hugh_Janus]

surrounded by infants :facepalm:

[Hal-9000]

*suckles*

hmmppphhhhsluuurp

[minz]

unnnnnghhhhh..

:slap: havent you been taught not to type with your hands full? :lol:

[Hal-9000]

:slap: havent you been taught not to type with your hands full? :lol:

oh great....I was just about at the point of climax and you blew it :lol:



(not literally...)

[minz]

oh great....I was just about at the point of climax and you blew it :lol:



(not literally...)

:lol: Dont blame me just because your arm got tired. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

:hand: my arm NEVER gets tired doing that



*twitches*

[Hal-9000]

sometimes I pretend that I'm a little red wagon and I just pull myself along


:)

[minz]

:hand: my arm NEVER gets tired doing that



*twitches*

It doesnt take too long then? :d

[Hal-9000]

It doesnt take too long then? :d

depends what I'm looking at...or thinking of.....or eating at the time :lol:

[minz]

:lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

so tired....

[Hal-9000]

go to sleep then sweet prince...may unicorns and daffodils fill your dreams and let's hope that your shorts are dry upon the 'morn :)

[Hugh_Janus]

I don't wear shorts to bed :slap:

[Hal-9000]

ewww...well then I hope no one breaks in and shoots you because the paramedics don't like weener in the face when treating people :x

[Hugh_Janus]

mine doesn't stick out :sad2:

[Hal-9000]

eeeew X 2 :lol:


where the hell is Minz, I think you should be talking to her about this particular subject

[Teh One Who Knocks]

mine doesn't stick out :sad2:

You have an innie? :-k






They call that a vagina :tup:

[Hugh_Janus]

its like a second belly button http://vjforums.com/images/smilies/sigh.gif

[Hal-9000]

its like a second belly button http://vjforums.com/images/smilies/sigh.gif

you have one of those freakish outsie belly buttons?

slap your Mom for me

[Hugh_Janus]

nope, it be an innie

[Hal-9000]

my penis is an innie when it's cold :|

[Hugh_Janus]

holy shit.... there's a gymnast in the olympics that's 4'6" and weighs less than 5 stone.... wtf?

[Leefro]

Come on HJK! You can kick those Celtic wankers asses! :cheerlead:


Ohhh Dear

[Jezter]

Ohhh Dear

Almost...but not quite. However, 2-1 away is not bad! We can do it here at Sonera Stadium. Home advantage + artificial pitch = good chance of advancing.

[DemonGeminiX]

:woot:

Verizon lowered my cellphone bill by 14 cents.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Can I have a loan? :-s

[Hal-9000]

yikes....my 17 tooth feels like it's on fire and the right side of my face is swelling up...this is a fucking sinus symptom, wtf...


grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Haven't slept well the last 3 days and everyone at work is on my fucking nerves :|


:suicide:

[redred]

could you shoot them?

[Hal-9000]

I'm going on month 3 now for no sleep and pain...

c'mon August 13, hurry up :|

[Hal-9000]

my teeth?

no, the dentist doesn't let me :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm going on month 3 now for no sleep and pain...

c'mon August 13, hurry up :|

What happens on the 13th?


could you shoot them?

Not legally :(

[Hugh_Janus]

after being booted out of my racing club thing, I found out that a member who was very protective of "their number" and got a bit pissy when someone put in an official claim for it before he did, has now nicked my number.... fuck those guys. What pissed me off is that they wanted me to join their team. :wha:

Man.... I can't believe how annoyed I am with this :lol:

[Hal-9000]

What happens on the 13th?






my dude is on holidays until then...it will be appointment number 12 since the end of May. I'm going to ambush him on his first morning back :lol:

I've been getting close to calling other dentists to rip out a couple of teeth and that's kind of a psychological by-product of my problem. The teeth aren't compromised but painful enough to make my face swell up. It's stupid nerve stuff and I'm reaching my breaking point :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn, that's still a long time to wait...can't you get the office to prescribe you painkillers or something to get you by since the pain is that bad?

[Muddy]

Would your pain go away if you had no teeth?

[Hal-9000]

Damn, that's still a long time to wait...can't you get the office to prescribe you painkillers or something to get you by since the pain is that bad?

I don't usually ask...I took 2 percocet a couple of weeks ago that worked, but regular dentists can't prescribe that because it's a 3 star medication (opiate).

It's a little complex but my symptoms literally change daily, from muscle swelling to headaches to straight up tooth pain. Another behavior is to bounce from dentist to dentist to doctor trying to get relief, and I've been through a lot of that in the past. It's better for me to wait it out, continue treatment with same guy rather than get something to mask symptoms.


Last night I was in no pain at all for over 4 hours :) It was like a loooong orgasm and times like that give a bit of hope :lol:

[Leefro]

Yo, hollow points like anonymous tips
Five shots in the rock box ready for six
At the bottom of the crate you could suffer the same fate
Make a rapper ship twelve platinum and blank tapes

[Hal-9000]

Lance...btw, it's been 4081 days with some type of consecutive pain....seriously.

a couple of months just makes me grumpy by comparison :lol:

[Leefro]

Co-Codemol plus whiskey

[Hal-9000]

Would your pain go away if you had no teeth?

Most patients with my crap end up doing that and still have jaw pain. It removes the teeth as vehicles for pain reactions, but part of my gig is called non procreation of the ligaments, meaning my teeth, nerves and muscles don't know what to do each time I chew..or talk...or sleep.

I debated that but quite honestly I'm afraid of spending months getting teeth removed, then healing, then trying to get dentures to adapt to my jaw process.

[Muddy]

Most patients with my crap end up doing that and still have jaw pain. It removes the teeth as vehicles for pain reactions, but part of my gig is called non procreation of the ligaments, meaning my teeth, nerves and muscles don't know what to do each time I chew..or talk...or sleep.

I debated that but quite honestly I'm afraid of spending months getting teeth removed, then healing, then trying to get dentures to adapt to my jaw process.

I would dump all the teeth and see if that helps.

[Hal-9000]

I would dump all the teeth and see if that helps.

Did that with 3 and each was healthy...caused some balance/engineering issues doing that.

believe me man, I've considered a lot worse than getting all of them ripped out....I'm stubborn tho :lol:

[Hal-9000]

changing the subject a little....just had a 12 inch ham sub on flatbread....and was it ever fcking good :thumbsup:

can't really open my mouth now, tough titties I had to do it :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Stopped and switched out my cable box/DVR on the way home. I think the hard drive was dying in the one I had. Anytime it would record to the hard drive or you tried to watch a recorded show, the box would shut-off and reboot (which takes up to 5 minutes sometimes). It was only occasionally at the start, but it got to the point where it would do it several times right in a row.

On a related note, why is it that stopping at the cable company looks like a trip to the welfare office when you look at the group of people there? :wha:

[Hal-9000]

someone else was including you in that same group....




:lol:


bummer about the DVR/harddrive thing dude...do you rent that from your provider or did you buy?

[redred]

czech beers was ok but can no way match west country cider

[Teh One Who Knocks]

someone else was including you in that same group....




:lol:


bummer about the DVR/harddrive thing dude...do you rent that from your provider or did you buy?

Just rent it, that's why I could just go down and swap it out, no charge. It's my 3rd or 4th box now.

The one I got today is brandy new, so it should be a good 'un :)

[Hal-9000]

What size is your hard drive inside the DVR? :naughty:

[minz]

czech beers was ok but can no way match west country cider

Do you think that's because it's beer and not cider? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What size is your hard drive inside the DVR? :naughty:

I dunno actually :-k

Would have to be at least 80 gigs I think :-k

[redred]

Do you think that's because it's beer and not cider? :-k

maybe tbh i don't mind a real ale or a good lager but that carling or fosters rubbish just ain't me ,i use to put beer into pubs and never enjoyed having to make sure it was tasting right

[minz]

maybe tbh i don't mind a real ale or a good lager but that carling or fosters rubbish just ain't me ,i use to put beer into pubs and never enjoyed having to make sure it was tasting right

I cant drink beer, just one glass makes me ill for days and days, damn allergies. :sad2:

[Hal-9000]

I dunno actually :-k

Would have to be at least 80 gigs I think :-k

I have a folder where I keep my recent downloaded tv shows and movies....last night I checked it.....157 gigs


:lol: good thing I don't have a DVR

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have a folder where I keep my recent downloaded tv shows and movies....last night I checked it.....157 gigs


:lol: good thing I don't have a DVR

I don't store stuff long term on my DVR....after I watch the shows, I delete them

[Goofy]

I don't store stuff long term on my DVR....after I watch the shows, I delete them

I tend to hang onto films for a while after i watch them....... then if there's a load of shite on tv i rewatch them :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I'll save a TV series if it's good....I have 5 seasons of The Wire....REAL shitty quality copies :lol:

it needs to go

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I tend to hang onto films for a while after i watch them....... then if there's a load of shite on tv i rewatch them :lol:

The stuff I really wanna keep I'll just d/l and put on my WDTV. But with On Demand here, it keeps getting better and better and there are like a zillion films available to watch any time

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'll save a TV series if it's good....I have 5 seasons of The Wire....REAL shitty quality copies :lol:

it needs to go

I always try to d/l good copies, even if they are large files

[Goofy]

I've got my WDTV linked up to the PC now so i really have no excuse, there's loads of films on here that i haven't watched yet :lol:

[redred]

i have a wedding near london tomorrow and have to wear a collared shirt and trousers and shoes ,really not looking forward to it :sad2:

[Hal-9000]

i have a wedding near london tomorrow and have to wear a collared shirt and trousers and shoes ,really not looking forward to it :sad2:

you can get fake ears at some gift shops :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

i have a wedding near london tomorrow and have to wear a collared shirt and trousers and shoes ,really not looking forward to it :sad2:

Fancy boy :hand:

[Arkady Renko]

the horror...will they even expect you to shave?

[minz]

i have a wedding near london tomorrow and have to wear a collared shirt and trousers and shoes ,really not looking forward to it :sad2:

We want picture's of this. :lol:

[minz]

I am craving a bacon sammich, at this time of night, wtf is wrong with me lately. :huh:

[Hal-9000]

I am craving a bacon sammich, at this time of night, wtf is wrong with me lately. :huh:


preggers?

[Arkady Renko]

I remember quite well when my wife used to have such cravings.

[minz]

preggers?

Is my name Mary? No I'm not preggers.

[Leefro]

Nazarene, charlatan, what can you offer humanity? Since the hour you vomited forth from the gaping wound of a woman, you have done nothing but drown man's soaring desires in a deluge of sanctimonious morality. You've inflamed the pubertal mind of youth with your repellent dogma of original sin. And now you absolve in denying them the ultimate joy beyond death by destroying me ? But you will fail, Nazarene, as you have always failed. We were both created in man's image, but while you were born of an impotent god, I was concieved of a jackal. Born of Satan, the desolate one. Your pain on the cross was but a splinter compared to the agony of my father. Cast out of heaven, the fallen angel, banished, reviled. I will drive deeper the thorns into your rancid carcass, you profaner of vices. Cursed Nazarene. Satan, I will avenge thy torment, by destroying the Christ forever

[Hal-9000]

Is my name Mary? No I'm not preggers.

Could be Mary...I don't really know TBH


In my world your name is - Mycute Lil Spunktarget :)

[redred]

the horror...will they even expect you to shave?
i've close trimmed the head and face :lol:

We want picture's of this. :lol:

No!!!

[Arkady Renko]

Is my name Mary? No I'm not preggers.

If there is a god (in spite of overwhelming evidence to the contrary) I'm sure he sent the Holy Spirit out more than just once because it'd be just too funny to resist the temptation.

[minz]

Could be Mary...I don't really know TBH


In my world your name is - Mycute Lil Spunktarget :)

Was that a lightly masked compliment? :faint:





No!!!

Your such a spoil sport.


If there is a god (in spite of overwhelming evidence to the contrary) I'm sure he sent the Holy Spirit out more than just once because it'd be just too funny to resist the temptation.

:giggle:

[Hal-9000]

Was that a lightly masked compliment? :faint:



No, I took the picture you sent me, blew it up, had it laminated and I use it for wanking target practice :thumbsup:



there's intense flattery of a sort there I guess :lol: but it only lasts for a few seconds....




:rofl: wtf is wrong with me

[Leefro]

Might watch Terminator Salvation again on Friday to see if it was as awful the first time I watched it

[Hal-9000]

Might watch Terminator Salvation again on Friday to see if it was as awful the first time I watched it

that's weird...I was looking at a copy of that last night and wondering the same thing


must have not left much of an impression on me the first time because I can't recall much about it other than being filmed in a grainy style...

[minz]

No, I took the picture you sent me, blew it up, had it laminated and I use it for wanking target practice :thumbsup:



there's intense flattery of a sort there I guess :lol: but it only lasts for a few seconds....




:rofl: wtf is wrong with me

I see...

[redred]

Might watch Terminator Salvation again on Friday to see if it was as awful the first time I watched it

it is :lol:

[Leefro]

that's weird...I was looking at a copy of that last night and wondering the same thing


must have not left much of an impression on me the first time because I can't recall much about it other than being filmed in a grainy style...

All I remember from it was that it was SHITE :(

[redred]

should go to bed but the site seems fun tonight plus it's too hot to sleep i think may just pass out and look a mess at the wedding

[minz]

should go to bed but the site seems fun tonight plus it's too hot to sleep i think may just pass out and look a mess at the wedding

Thinking up good excuses before the event... good call. :tup:



:lol:

[Leefro]

should go to bed but the site seems fun tonight

You sure about that :nana:

[redred]

Thinking up good excuses before the event... good call. :tup:
:lol:

i should laugh but you should of seen the state of me when i had to scatter my grand dads ashes , i took it a bit hard and got trashed the night /early morning before the other half had to drive me down to the south coast to a field he liked , i fell out the car and was trying very hard not to throw up doing the ashes thing ,30 seconds after i think my liver came up

[Jezter]

i should laugh but you should of seen the state of me when i had to scatter my grand dads ashes , i took it a bit hard and got trashed the night /early morning before the other half had to drive me down to the south coast to a field he liked , i fell out the car and was trying very hard not to throw up doing the ashes thing ,30 seconds after i think my liver came up
Oh red... :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Why do hot dogs at baseball stadiums taste better than practically anywhere else? :-k

[Hal-9000]

someone put slow batteries in the clock today! :x

[Hal-9000]

Why do hot dogs at baseball stadiums taste better than practically anywhere else? :-k

It's the method of cooking....lots of grease sealed in along with the vendor's sweat :thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

Lance vanished earlier today...wonder where he is? :-k

[RBP]

Lance vanished earlier today...wonder where he is? :-k

:shots:

[Hal-9000]

Ohhhhh, I know :lol:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz1ex78QeQI

[RBP]

:doggybanana:

[Hal-9000]

wow..that lead singer is creepy :lol:

[Hal-9000]

dammit I didn't wash out my thermos last night and now my milk tastes like day-old cum

pitooey! pitooey! :x