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Hal-9000
08-24-2012, 11:04 PM
well now...last 1/2 hour of work and then I get a week off :dance:
and I'm completely alone in the building. What to do, what to do......:shifty:
Leefro
08-24-2012, 11:14 PM
Wank into a bucket
Hal-9000
08-24-2012, 11:15 PM
I put Justin Bieber pictures into my boss's PC for his screensaver....maybe I should send some emails from his address...
Hal-9000
08-24-2012, 11:16 PM
Wank into a bucket
that's done while the rest of the staff is on site :thumbsup:
KevinD
08-25-2012, 12:58 AM
2 naps in one day? Pace yourself :hand:
yeah, yeah..It's been a looong week or so. Sleep has been in short supply. lol Pretty much all caught up now. Gonna try to change oil in both trucks tomorrow (if weather co-operates) then in evening over to friends for dinner and drinks.
KevinD
08-25-2012, 01:01 AM
Try in your ears.... no wait.....
Has prince arry got a big cock ?
Is it just me, or does tis remind anyone else of walking into their parents room at an awkward time?
Led Zepplin.... greatest.. rock.. band.... ever....
DemonGeminiX
08-25-2012, 03:07 AM
Led Zepplin.... greatest.. rock.. band.... ever....
They're ok, but Led Zeppelin's better.
They're ok, but Led Zeppelin's better.
suck my drunk ass. :lol:
DemonGeminiX
08-25-2012, 03:21 AM
:lol:
I had a guy claim tonight he banged his wife the last 5 nights straight. I call bullshit. :hand:
deebakes
08-25-2012, 03:31 AM
me too... now if he said it was his mistress, i would believe that :tup:
me too... now if he said it was his mistress, i would believe that :tup:
exactly... even claimed he got ass sex 3 nights of the 5. *cough* bullshit *cough*
Hugh_Janus
08-25-2012, 07:57 AM
shoop da whoop
Hal-9000
08-25-2012, 05:17 PM
They're ok, but Led Zeppelin's better.
:lol:
I'm going to sit at home with a bottle of sparkling rose and forget all about the shite day I've just had. :sad2:
I'm going to sit at home with a bottle of sparkling rose and forget all about the shite day I've just had. :sad2:
:empathy:
redred
08-25-2012, 08:04 PM
happy hangover sunday minz
happy hangover sunday minz
3 times in 8 days, I'm turning into a piss head. :sad2:
Crap..... just remembered I havent eaten anything today, alcohol on an empty tummy.... not good.
redred
08-25-2012, 08:25 PM
3 times in 8 days, I'm turning into a piss head. :sad2:
http://i.imgur.com/u7wYM.jpg
:wave: welcome to the forum
:lol:
:lol: You’re such a bad influence on me :lol:
Fuck it gets boring living on your own. :meh:
redred
08-25-2012, 08:30 PM
i will look forward to your strange finds for hal's hole then :lol:
And so does talking to drunk yourself on a forum. :lol:
redred
08-25-2012, 08:31 PM
Fuck it gets boring living on your own. :meh:
put a dildo on your head and pretend to be a unicorn
i will look forward to your strange finds for hal's hole then :lol:
I'm not sure I'm quite ready for that thread yet :lol:
redred
08-25-2012, 08:32 PM
soon soon
put a dildo on your head and pretend to be a unicorn
I'm adventurous when Ive had a drink, I may just try that. :rofl:
redred
08-25-2012, 08:34 PM
take pic's hugh loves brony stuff
take pic's hugh loves brony stuff
I really did laugh out loud then :lol: I'll see what I can do. :d
redred
08-25-2012, 08:38 PM
make sure you draw the blinds ,don't be wanting to explain this one to the neighbours
My neighbours know I live alone and I'm sitting here laughing like a hyena :lol: they must think I've lost the plot. :oops:
Did I spell that right :?
redred
08-25-2012, 08:42 PM
my other half thinks i'm mad when i'm sat downstairs shouting and dancing about when i've had a few
DemonGeminiX
08-25-2012, 08:44 PM
put a dildo on your head and pretend to be a unicorn
Hahahahaha...
:rofl:
my other half thinks i'm mad when i'm sat downstairs shouting and dancing about when i've had a few
This will be me later :cheerlead: then :dance2: then :faint:
Then tomorrow :sick: and :wha: once I realise I have once more been foolish enough to drink on a school night. :(
redred
08-25-2012, 08:54 PM
Hahahahaha...
:rofl:
you can try too if you want , we could have the teh basement unicorn thread :lol: ,if you don't have a dildo try a carrot :tup:
you can try too if you want , we could have the teh basement unicorn thread :lol: ,if you don't have a dildo try a carrot :tup:
I thought all boys were unicorns anyway. :dunno:
:lol:
redred
08-25-2012, 09:04 PM
Steady :lol:
That was the closest I could find to a sweet and innocent smiley. :lol:
Eh, this is taking some concentration now. :huh:
redred
08-25-2012, 09:21 PM
Start sending pm's to random members
Start sending pm's to random members
Any suggestions? :lol:
Why is it so difficult to spell when your drinking? :-k
redred
08-25-2012, 09:31 PM
Use the members list or pick from the cassie baby thread :lol:
i never really use PM's :lol: I usually just say what I want out on the forum, and if I cant say it I have a drink first then I can :lol:
I better log out before i pass out. :wavey:
I missed drunk Minzy. :sad2:
allsmiles
08-26-2012, 04:16 AM
My baby sister was in a car accident this evening. She flipped her car twice and literally knocked her shoes off (only one of which has been recovered from the scene). She walked away completely unharmed. I am thinking that miracles do happen and I am thankful that I am still able to take her backpack shopping tomorrow.
deebakes
08-26-2012, 04:20 AM
holy crap smiles, that's bananas :shock: i guess it is time to count your blessings and send her all the best :hug:
allsmiles
08-26-2012, 04:40 AM
Most definitely.
DemonGeminiX
08-26-2012, 05:08 AM
My baby sister was in a car accident this evening. She flipped her car twice and literally knocked her shoes off (only one of which has been recovered from the scene). She walked away completely unharmed. I am thinking that miracles do happen and I am thankful that I am still able to take her backpack shopping tomorrow.
Wow. Happy she's ok, hun.
Hugh_Janus
08-26-2012, 07:11 AM
:yawn:
Hugh_Janus
08-26-2012, 08:12 AM
just fuckin shoot me.... :facepalm:
deebakes
08-26-2012, 01:53 PM
:machinegun:
Jezter
08-26-2012, 04:33 PM
just fuckin shoot me.... :facepalm:
:overkill:
DemonGeminiX
08-26-2012, 05:46 PM
:nono:
He asked for it.
Hal-9000
08-26-2012, 05:49 PM
My baby sister was in a car accident this evening. She flipped her car twice and literally knocked her shoes off (only one of which has been recovered from the scene). She walked away completely unharmed. I am thinking that miracles do happen and I am thankful that I am still able to take her backpack shopping tomorrow.
Happy to hear Smiles...walking away from car accidents is a very good thing :thumbsup:
Lambchop
08-26-2012, 06:03 PM
Gawd damn carnival. :meh:
Gawd damn carnival. :meh:
Notting Hill?
Hal-9000
08-26-2012, 06:05 PM
Gawd damn carnival. :meh:
Did the clown frighten you again? :|
Did the clown frighten you again? :|
No, your in Canadaland :lol:
Hal-9000
08-26-2012, 06:08 PM
No, your in Canadaland :lol:
:slap:
I'll clown you...
No, your in Canadaland :lol:
:lol:
:snap:
Hal-9000
08-26-2012, 06:16 PM
I still have a fear of clowns since the incident
Slappy was trying to guess my weight and he cupped my balls...he said shhhhhhh, it was part of the process :shock:
I still have a fear of clowns since the incident
Slappy was trying to guess my weight and he cupped my balls...he said shhhhhhh, it was part of the process :shock:
Did you also find out why his name is slappy? :huh:
Hal-9000
08-26-2012, 06:26 PM
after Slappy touched me in my no-no place, he found out why my name was Punchy :lol:
Hugh_Janus
08-26-2012, 06:33 PM
do I redeem my xbox live gold account code now, or do I not bother? Its been the thick end of 4 months since I've played online but I've not really been missing it. In fact, I've barely fired up the xbox in that time :-k
decisions, decisions....
Hal-9000
08-26-2012, 06:35 PM
I played MW3 online for a little while....it was well set up and fun but there are guys who have too many powerups/abilities/guns and they kept handing me my ass.
I may try free for all again one night when I'm in bad mood :thumbsup:
Hugh_Janus
08-26-2012, 06:42 PM
I tend not to play FPSs online.... mainly cos I'm shit at them :lol:
Hal-9000
08-26-2012, 06:45 PM
In MW3 I didn't know there were speed bonuses and levels of fancy guns to get based on how much time a person puts in...
until I saw the scoreboard at the end of each round :lol: This one guy kept winning...
1. Winning guy - 700000000,00000000
2. next guy - 120, 000
3. next guy - 93, 000
4
5
6
7
8 hal - 23 points
:lol:
Hugh_Janus
08-26-2012, 06:48 PM
I like the accolade things you get at the end of matches like "best k/d ratio", "most knife kills", "most headshots".... what was mine? "most time spent watching kill cam" :facepalm:
Hal-9000
08-26-2012, 06:50 PM
I changed my username to Major Bullet-Magnet which made the others guys actually start texting in the game...lol, etc :lol:
redred
08-26-2012, 07:41 PM
:dance2:
redred
08-26-2012, 08:23 PM
bounce bounce fucking bounce
redred
08-26-2012, 09:17 PM
hal sent me a normal pm that i could if i wish open in front of my parents ,it was nice
hal sent me a normal pm that i could if i wish open in front of my parents ,it was nice
:shock:
Well at least you get PM's off him. :sad2:
redred
08-26-2012, 09:34 PM
i sent one back it wasn't so normal :lol:
redred
08-26-2012, 09:42 PM
:lol: the bmx forums i visit have gone to bed for the night , bless
redred
08-26-2012, 10:48 PM
my cider can pile is getting low
redred
08-26-2012, 10:53 PM
better than shagging a teacher , oh wait i do that also :dance:
redred
08-26-2012, 10:59 PM
:lol: well i lied for a bit, she's working hard and banned me :lol:
:lol: well i lied for a bit, she's working hard and banned me :lol:
Banned you from shagging her? :shock:
Richard Cranium
08-26-2012, 11:42 PM
So my 6:30 game was actually at 5:00. Got a call as they went on the ice informing me of the time change.. 35 minute drive in 18 minutes, only missed the first period.. Still a waste of time.. I was only subbing for the last 3 games of someone else's shitty season and now its over.
redred
08-26-2012, 11:51 PM
Banned you from shagging her? :shock:
yes :lol:
deebakes
08-26-2012, 11:57 PM
i think dgx loves chicks with dicks :-k
everyone loves chicks with dicks! :lol:
deebakes
08-26-2012, 11:59 PM
sorry, my bad :oops:
DemonGeminiX
08-27-2012, 12:08 AM
i think dgx loves chicks with dicks :-k
:nono:
No, no, no! Hal loves chicks with dicks. We're all just enablers.
Why did I turn on the TV :sad:
deebakes
08-27-2012, 12:10 AM
to see chicks with dicks? :-k
DemonGeminiX
08-27-2012, 12:17 AM
:-k
Cam Newton looks pretty sharp. Wonder if Carolina will do anything this season.
redred
08-27-2012, 12:20 AM
Why did I turn on the TV :sad:
did you not record the 6 hour thing on channel4?
did you not record the 6 hour thing on channel4?
Well no because that would mean learning how to work this box thingy under the TV :lol:
redred
08-27-2012, 12:22 AM
dumbass
did you not record the 6 hour thing on channel4?
And it wasn't anything like that, it was a program about prem babies, made me cry. :(
dumbass
:slap: I've brought up two boys, I can't remember what a remote control looks like. :lol:
redred
08-27-2012, 12:24 AM
6 hours of good dj's :tup: and you missed it:roll:
6 hours of good dj's :tup: and you missed it:roll:
I never watch TV but I was bored so on it went, I'm sorry I bothered :(
redred
08-27-2012, 12:28 AM
you missed friday
you missed friday
That thing only goes on once a month if it's lucky :lol: I'm just not a telly adict.
redred
08-27-2012, 12:33 AM
nor i but 6 hours of top class dj's :lol:
nor i but 6 hours of top class dj's :lol:
I plead ignorance :lol: what I dont know about I dont miss. :lol:
One hours sleep, today is going to be a long one. :sad2:
Hal-9000
08-27-2012, 06:03 AM
What the hell are you doing up?????? :x
You're an old woman and need to rest!!
What the hell are you doing up?????? :x
You're an old woman and need to rest!!
Not too old to still kick your arse mate. :x
Hal-9000
08-27-2012, 06:15 AM
Not too old to still kick your arse mate. :x
Bring it Bowery Bitch :x
I know Girl-Fu and will fuck your shit up!!! :x
Hal-9000
08-27-2012, 06:16 AM
Good morning btw :)
Bring it Bowery Bitch :x
I know Girl-Fu and will fuck your shit up!!! :x
:hand:
http://i.imgur.com/3q1aY.jpg
Good morning btw :)
Morning gorgeous :hug:
Hal-9000
08-27-2012, 06:21 AM
:hand:
http://i.imgur.com/3q1aY.jpg
Clever...hey, 1998 just called, they want their internet graphic back.
Hugh_Janus
08-27-2012, 06:23 AM
this chump in the ferarri is gunna cop a brick through his windscreen if he carries on waking me up
Hal-9000
08-27-2012, 06:25 AM
:hand: Guys in the Ferraris make the rules...
Hey! I wonder if you can jerk off and fire teh spunk right in his petrol hole.........multiple times? :lol:
this chump in the ferarri is gunna cop a brick through his windscreen if he carries on waking me up
Let him be he's just trying to compensate. :lol:
allsmiles
08-27-2012, 07:01 AM
When I yawn, do deaf people think I am yelling?
Hal-9000
08-27-2012, 05:16 PM
I usually take my car to a dealership for oil changes...today I went to a drive thru (Minitlube) and I am ever impressed.
They checked all my lights, tire pressures and used these little ceramic trays to demonstrate my cooling fluid, power steering fluid, tranny fluid and of course what the oil looked like. They put a blob of new stuff beside your liquid so you can see the difference in each case.
Young guy showed me my air filter, which looked like I've driven through the Saraha because of the area I work in.....everything took about 20 minutes.
why can't all aspects of life be like that?
Teh One Who Knocks
08-27-2012, 05:20 PM
I usually take my car to a dealership for oil changes...today I went to a drive thru (Minitlube) and I am ever impressed.
They checked all my lights, tire pressures and used these little ceramic trays to demonstrate my cooling fluid, power steering fluid, tranny fluid and of course what the oil looked like. They put a blob of new stuff beside your liquid so you can see the difference in each case.
Young guy showed me my air filter, which looked like I've driven through the Saraha because of the area I work in.....everything took about 20 minutes.
why can't all aspects of life be like that?
A lot of people don't like those lube places, but that's where I have always taken my vehicles (until now because I get the free for 75000 miles with my new truck at the dealer) and I have never had a problem. Always had good service and always done pretty quickly and for a decent price.
Hal-9000
08-27-2012, 05:29 PM
A lot of people don't like those lube places, but that's where I have always taken my vehicles (until now because I get the free for 75000 miles with my new truck at the dealer) and I have never had a problem. Always had good service and always done pretty quickly and for a decent price.
Don't know if the kid was new but he asked me every step of the way, no pressure on anything....he's got a long life in customer service if he keeps it up. I told the boys I'd get them a round of Tim Hortons coffee next time I come in and then I heard two :woot: from the bays underneath the cars :lol:
Hugh_Janus
08-27-2012, 05:37 PM
dirty deeds done dirt cheap
KevinD
08-27-2012, 06:21 PM
Only Quick Lube places I would definitely avoid are the one who suck the oil(s) out, instead of draining. Speaking of, I have really got to change the oil in both trucks. Keep getting sidetracked, lol
Goofy
08-27-2012, 06:32 PM
I told the boys I'd get them a round of Tim Hortons coffee next time I come in and then I heard two :woot: from the bays underneath the cars :lol:
Always nice to be appreciated :tup: I know I always look after good customers, any that have tipped in any minor way will always get a cheaper price next time round :)
Goofy
08-27-2012, 06:37 PM
I am sofa king bored :|
Teh One Who Knocks
08-27-2012, 06:37 PM
I am sofa king bored :|
Piss yourself so the cute nurse has to give you a sponge bath :tup:
Hal-9000
08-27-2012, 06:44 PM
Snookie pooped out her litter today
:|
Hal-9000
08-27-2012, 06:51 PM
Folks in part of the States are buckling down for a bad storm? :| that's no good...
Folks in part of the States are buckling down for a bad storm? :| that's no good...
It doesn't look all that bad really... could get worse but so far not like others that have come through. Everything is over the top on preparedness after Katrina.
DemonGeminiX
08-27-2012, 07:10 PM
A lot of people don't like those lube places, but that's where I have always taken my vehicles (until now because I get the free for 75000 miles with my new truck at the dealer) and I have never had a problem. Always had good service and always done pretty quickly and for a decent price.
The last time I took my car to a jiffy lube type place (which was back in the 90s), they broke the assembly that holds the serpentine belt in place. Because they wouldn't let me keep an eye on the guy (the fat bitch at the counter kept giving me shit about it... I should've eviscerated the nasty cunt), the guy wouldn't admit that he broke the assembly and they tried to charge me $400 to fix it. Instead, I took it to a trusted garage (the place that local law enforcement takes their cars) and the dude fixed it for $225 and some change. I don't care what kind of improvements were made in service since the 90s, I will never go to one of those places again.
DemonGeminiX
08-27-2012, 07:13 PM
It doesn't look all that bad really... could get worse but so far not like others that have come through. Everything is over the top on preparedness after Katrina.
New Orleans and most of the gulf coast is below sea level. If the levies don't hold up, they'll get flooded. But I do agree, at this point in time they're being all "boogey boogey" about it.
Teh One Who Knocks
08-27-2012, 07:16 PM
The last time I took my car to a jiffy lube type place (which was back in the 90s), they broke the assembly that holds the serpentine belt in place. Because they wouldn't let me keep an eye on the guy (the fat bitch at the counter kept giving me shit about it... I should've eviscerated the nasty cunt), the guy wouldn't admit that he broke the assembly and they tried to charge me $400 to fix it. Instead, I took it to a trusted garage (the place that local law enforcement takes their cars) and the dude fixed it for $225 and some change. I don't care what kind of improvements were made in service since the 90s, I will never go to one of those places again.
So because of one bad experience at one on the quick lube places, you consider them all to be the same and refuse to ever go to one again? Sounds rational :-k
DemonGeminiX
08-27-2012, 07:18 PM
So because of one bad experience at one on the quick lube places, you consider them all to be the same and refuse to ever go to one again? Sounds rational :-k
I don't care.
:)
Hal-9000
08-27-2012, 07:23 PM
The last time I took my car to a jiffy lube type place (which was back in the 90s), they broke the assembly that holds the serpentine belt in place. Because they wouldn't let me keep an eye on the guy (the fat bitch at the counter kept giving me shit about it... I should've eviscerated the nasty cunt), the guy wouldn't admit that he broke the assembly and they tried to charge me $400 to fix it. Instead, I took it to a trusted garage (the place that local law enforcement takes their cars) and the dude fixed it for $225 and some change. I don't care what kind of improvements were made in service since the 90s, I will never go to one of those places again.
I was never more than 10 feet from my car and the kid was good at explaining what was going on...I gave them a bit of shot on the way out...
hal, loud voice - Sooooo, I guess you guys put my oil pan plug back in?
guy from UNDER the car - Yes, we double check that sir with the guys on top!
hal - cool :lol:
Goofy
08-27-2012, 07:44 PM
Piss yourself so the cute nurse has to give you a sponge bath :tup:
Fuck that :lol:
Southern Belle
08-27-2012, 09:54 PM
The last time I took my car to a jiffy lube type place (which was back in the 90s), they broke the assembly that holds the serpentine belt in place. Because they wouldn't let me keep an eye on the guy (the fat bitch at the counter kept giving me shit about it... I should've eviscerated the nasty cunt), the guy wouldn't admit that he broke the assembly and they tried to charge me $400 to fix it. Instead, I took it to a trusted garage (the place that local law enforcement takes their cars) and the dude fixed it for $225 and some change. I don't care what kind of improvements were made in service since the 90s, I will never go to one of those places again.
I know a couple of people whose cars were ruined by those type places and couldn't prove it.
I take mine to one where I can see the car and hear the girl calling out the step by step procedures and the guys confirming it.
Godfather
08-27-2012, 09:59 PM
Really quick tech question before I run to the store
If I'm running HDMI from my TV and Blu Ray player to my Surround Sound speaker receiver, if I just add in optical audio cables from the TV & Blu Ray to the Receiver, will it automatically use that instead of HDMI to transmit the audio?
They're all Sony Bravias, just wondering if you think the setting or set-up has to be altered?
I don't know if it will override it, personally I only have optical audio run through the receiver, HDMI is run directly to the TV.
DemonGeminiX
08-27-2012, 10:15 PM
Piss yourself so the cute nurse has to give you a sponge bath :tup:
Fuck that :lol:
:lol:
No kidding. As soon as the words "sponge bath" come from his lips, the cute nurse will call in the big black male nursing assistant to bathe him.
:lol:
No kidding. As soon as the words "sponge bath" come from his lips, the cute nurse will call in the big black male nursing assistant to bathe him.
:racist:
Goofy
08-27-2012, 10:21 PM
:lol:
No kidding. As soon as the words "sponge bath" come from his lips, the cute nurse will call in the big black male nursing assistant to bathe him.
Damn straight :lol:
DemonGeminiX
08-27-2012, 10:26 PM
:racist:
That's not racist, that's reality.
:lol:
Godfather
08-28-2012, 01:11 AM
I don't know if it will override it, personally I only have optical audio run through the receiver, HDMI is run directly to the TV.
That's what I'll do... HDMI from Cable Box and Blu Ray to TV. Optical from TV to Receiver
Muddy
08-28-2012, 01:27 AM
Very interesting...
DemonGeminiX
08-28-2012, 03:08 AM
I'm hungry.
:meh:
DemonGeminiX
08-28-2012, 03:15 AM
And bored.
:meh:
allsmiles
08-28-2012, 03:23 AM
A stack of credit cards were found in the bushes nearby my place of work and then brought in to me today. Weird. Called the sherrif's department and the dispatched an officer. Wonder what happened and how they got there.
There a credit card and bush joke in there somewhere. :lol:
I've thrown credits cards at a lot of bush. :lol:
what. that's not bad. have a better one?
:hand:
deebakes
08-28-2012, 03:35 AM
I've thrown credits cards at a lot of bush. :lol:
what. that's not bad. have a better one?
:hand:
i had bush long before i had a credit card :idk:
i had bush long before i had a credit card :idk:
:lol:
I thi8nk I might need cocktails if I am going to stay up with DGX to smut up Hal's Hole.
allsmiles
08-28-2012, 03:43 AM
You would think with modern technology, and given the natural swipey shape of the vagina, that some sort of credit card reading labia chip would have been invented by now. Would be a convenient little fucker.
DemonGeminiX
08-28-2012, 03:45 AM
I thi8nk I might need cocktails if I am going to stay up with DGX to smut up Hal's Hole.
15 minutes!!!
:cheerlead:
You would think with modern technology, and given the natural swipey shape of the vagina, that some sort of credit card reading labia chip would have been invented by now. Would be a convenient little fucker.
:shock:
*Checks available credit* 8-[
15 minutes!!!
:cheerlead:
Can I go by your time or do I have to go by mine? or Hals? :meh:
DemonGeminiX
08-28-2012, 03:49 AM
Can I go by your time or do I have to go by mine? or Hals? :meh:
Either way's ok by me.
Actually, I think I'm gonna go and do some evil things elsewhere. I'm too restless to sit in front of the computer right now.
allsmiles
08-28-2012, 03:54 AM
Have been itching to bake for days. The weather is finally cool enough where I can turn on the oven, but now I don't know what i want to bake.
I have a taste for either raisin-bran muffins or banana bread. :tup:
allsmiles
08-28-2012, 04:03 AM
I made banana bread last weekend and didnt buy more bananas. I also don't have raisin bran. Maybe a buttered pear cake? Or pumpkin brownies? Not sure yet.
hmmm both sound tasty. :)
I think I might need cocktails if I am going to stay up with DGX to smut up Hal's Hole.
hmmmm... so do I go get a bottle? :-k
or not drink tonight? :-k
Godfather
08-28-2012, 04:33 AM
Girlfriend back to school is more depressing for me than for her
Girlfriend back to school is more depressing for me than for her
:empathy:
Godfather
08-28-2012, 04:37 AM
It's cool, I have the internet to feed my boredom with new ideas... this is how I'll be spending tomorrow night I think :-k
http://i47.tinypic.com/34z0vw3.jpg
That's pretty funny. Definitely a first world issue. :lol:
allsmiles
08-28-2012, 04:41 AM
That's awesome!
*pours a cocktail*
ahhhhh :)
Sullying Hal's Hole alone is less fun... :sad2:
ok, I think I should have one more cocktail... anyone object, respond.
8-[
:rofl:
I crack me up.
I think these would be worth recording... just a heads up...
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Goofy
08-28-2012, 07:15 AM
Well that was yet another great nights sleep :|
Goofy lives!!! Hey man, if you wake up in the hospital, you've accomplished something!!
and if I say to you tomorrow
take my hand child come with me
to a castle I will take you
where what's to be they say will be
Goofy
08-28-2012, 07:40 AM
Goofy lives!!! Hey man, if you wake up in the hospital, you've accomplished something!!
Wake up? Not sure I even fell asleep :wha: Some daft auld bastard kept moaning about anything and everything throughout the night......... as I predicted yesterday :|
Wake up? Not sure I even fell asleep :wha: Some daft auld bastard kept moaning about anything and everything throughout the night......... as I predicted yesterday :|
awwww.... it's the hospital, it happens. Chin up, you're going home today!! :cheerlead:
oh sure now the brits wake up... I am so hammered!!!
Goofy
08-28-2012, 08:40 AM
awwww.... it's the hospital, it happens. Chin up, you're going home today!! :cheerlead:
Depends what the doc says this morning :fingerscrossed: I actually feel worse today than I did yesterday :wha:
Goofy
08-28-2012, 08:54 AM
ok, I think I should have one more cocktail... anyone object, respond.
Just had another cocktail myself, steroids and antibiotics ftw :tup:
Teh One Who Knocks
08-28-2012, 04:38 PM
This week is off to the same as last week....s-l-o-w :|
Hal-9000
08-28-2012, 06:03 PM
Sullying Hal's Hole alone is less fun... :sad2:
:shock:
YES! :lol:
PorkChopSandwiches
08-28-2012, 06:05 PM
Sullying Hal's Hole alone is less fun... :sad2:
Yeah, it takes 2 or 3 dudes to do it right :twisted:
Hal-9000
08-28-2012, 06:06 PM
Yeah, it takes 2 or 3 dudes to do it right :twisted:
you are a very bad man http://i.imgur.com/J8Zyq.gif
Hugh_Janus
08-28-2012, 07:36 PM
fuck me.... another 19:30 finish
DemonGeminiX
08-28-2012, 08:03 PM
My right ear is ringing... someone's talking shit on me.
PorkChopSandwiches
08-28-2012, 08:14 PM
Damn you scared me! For a minute I thought you weren’t in the kitchen
http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/faj272.jpg
Hugh_Janus
08-28-2012, 08:17 PM
text message tennis is ghey, but I always need to be the last person to text :facepalm:
Goofy
08-28-2012, 08:19 PM
Wish theyd hurry up with the coffee :tapsfoot:
redred
08-28-2012, 08:23 PM
if WBA fuck up my bet i will not be happy
Goofy
08-28-2012, 08:29 PM
Cmon the Yeovil :cheerlead:
Hugh_Janus
08-28-2012, 08:30 PM
I think I won :woot:
redred
08-28-2012, 08:32 PM
Cmon the Yeovil :cheerlead:
fuck you :lol:
redred
08-28-2012, 09:03 PM
Balls didn't see the fulham result :sad2:
DemonGeminiX
08-29-2012, 03:35 AM
Why am I so hesitant? It's a relatively simple matter. Just address it and get it done.
allsmiles
08-29-2012, 03:52 AM
What's going on DGX?
DemonGeminiX
08-29-2012, 04:01 AM
Oh nothing, I'm just working on a little something that could possibly change everything.
And how art thou, hun?
And how the fuck did this little tree frog get inside this house?
:-s
I let the frog in. you got a problem wit dat? :-s
DemonGeminiX
08-29-2012, 04:05 AM
:-s
Yeah I do. The little bitch made for the closet. If he got in there, I never would have been able to find him.
I tried to calm him down. He's been a little jumpy. :rofl:
DemonGeminiX
08-29-2012, 04:09 AM
he's my pet :|
:-s
That's a long trek.
I tried to calm him down. He's been a little jumpy. :rofl:
:unimpressed:
I don't care what McKayla (or whatever her name is) thinks... that was funny shit.
DemonGeminiX
08-29-2012, 04:10 AM
I'm about to put your pet back outside where he belongs.
DemonGeminiX
08-29-2012, 04:11 AM
I don't care what McKayla (or whatever her name is) thinks... that was funny shit.
:-s
Uh huh.
I'm about to put your pet back outside where he belongs.
feed him first....
DemonGeminiX
08-29-2012, 04:15 AM
feed him first....
Bro, trust me. Once he's outside, he will find all the food he wants with relative ease.
Bro, trust me. Once he's outside, he will find all the food he wants with relative ease.
Poor starving Marvin. :sad2:
where is everyone at night lately :-k
DemonGeminiX
08-29-2012, 04:39 AM
where is everyone at night lately :-k
Probably in bed, either their own or somebody else's.
Probably in bed, either their own or somebody else's.
Those freakin Brits should come on over coffee by now. :x
DemonGeminiX
08-29-2012, 04:57 AM
They're only 4-5 hours ahead of me, so at best, it's 6am over there. But more than likely it's 5am.
They're only 4-5 hours ahead of me, so at best, it's 6am over there. But more than likely it's 5am.
6:03am Wednesday (BST) - Time in London, UK
wake up dammit :x
DemonGeminiX
08-29-2012, 05:07 AM
:-s
Are you drunk?
:-s
Are you drunk?
:-s
tired and buzzed... wouldn't say drunk... yet. I am on vacation you know. :)
In the category of :doh: I asked someone to do that quiz Shady posted for political preferences and she said "what's the Patriot Act"? :facepalm:
DemonGeminiX
08-29-2012, 05:13 AM
:-s
tired and buzzed... wouldn't say drunk... yet. I am on vacation you know. :)
In the category of :doh: I asked someone to do that quiz Shady posted for political preferences and she said "what's the Patriot Act"? :facepalm:
"What's the Patriot Act?"
Wow. :lol:
"What's the Patriot Act?"
Wow. :lol:
I know right, I wanted to say, what planet are you from!!! She also asked "what does amnesty mean?"
DemonGeminiX
08-29-2012, 05:16 AM
I gotta drain the weasel.
DemonGeminiX
08-29-2012, 05:25 AM
:lol:
Anytime, bro.
DemonGeminiX
08-29-2012, 05:25 AM
I know right, I wanted to say, what planet are you from!!! She also asked "what does amnesty mean?"
You might need to buy her a brain for Christmas.
You might need to buy her a brain for Christmas.
She was 16 or 17 when 911 happened. :lol:
DemonGeminiX
08-29-2012, 05:32 AM
That's no excuse for stupidity.
allsmiles
08-29-2012, 05:34 AM
Oh nothing, I'm just working on a little something that could possibly change everything.
And how art thou, hun?
And how the fuck did this little tree frog get inside this house?
:-s
Change everything for the better, darlin :)
I know.... but she gives good head. :rofl:
:|
Actually it was a major turn off.
DemonGeminiX
08-29-2012, 05:39 AM
Change everything for the better, darlin :)
I'm trying, babydoll.
I know.... but she gives good head. :rofl:
:|
Actually it was a major turn off.
I always made it a point not to have intellectual discussions with my fuck-buddies. If and when I ever found out that they were dumber than shit, then that was the end for me. I guess it's mean but I just can't handle it.
I always made it a point not to have intellectual discussions with my fuck-buddies. If and when I ever found out that they were dumber than shit, then that was the end for me. I guess it's mean but I just can't handle it.
I fully understand... it was a frustrating conversation.
DemonGeminiX
08-29-2012, 05:42 AM
I fully understand... it was a frustrating conversation.
:lol:
I bet.
allsmiles
08-29-2012, 05:42 AM
She was 16 or 17 when 911 happened. :lol:
So was I, but please don't judge us all by that. Granted, I am not the shiniest penny in the piggy bank, but my generation depresses me. Today, an employee who is a year older than me gave a statement and it was a grammatical nightmare. Ironically, she misspelled the word retarded. It was hand written so it wasn't like it was a typo or autocorrect error. I was embarrassed for her.
DemonGeminiX
08-29-2012, 05:43 AM
So was I, but please don't judge us all by that. Granted, I am not the shiniest penny in the piggy bank, but my generation depresses me. Today, an employee who is a year older than me gave a statement and it was a grammatical nightmare. Ironically, she misspelled the word retarded. It was hand written so it wasn't like it was a typo or autocorrect error. I was embarrassed for her.
I think you're doing better than most, sweetheart.
allsmiles
08-29-2012, 05:43 AM
I always made it a point not to have intellectual discussions with my fuck-buddies. If and when I ever found out that they were dumber than shit, then that was the end for me. I guess it's mean but I just can't handle it.
It isn't polite for a lady to talk with her mouth full anyway.
DemonGeminiX
08-29-2012, 05:46 AM
It isn't polite for a lady to talk with her mouth full anyway.
Yeah. Hard 'T's hurt.
:no:
:lol:
I bet.
The best quote was "this quiz makes me feel dumb." I thought (but didn't say) well. I guess it's a pretty good quiz then! :lol:
So was I, but please don't judge us all by that. Granted, I am not the shiniest penny in the piggy bank, but my generation depresses me. Today, an employee who is a year older than me gave a statement and it was a grammatical nightmare. Ironically, she misspelled the word retarded. It was hand written so it wasn't like it was a typo or autocorrect error. I was embarrassed for her.
I do judge you all by that. It's the same collective emotion-with-no-facts bullshit that got us Obama.
Ok, I will listen to you guys. I have to be up in 5.5 hours... one more cocktail or crash. :-k
allsmiles
08-29-2012, 05:55 AM
I do judge you all by that. It's the same collective emotion-with-no-facts bullshit that got us Obama.
Well then, just kill us all and start over, but then don't go around bitching about who is going to suck your dick.
DemonGeminiX
08-29-2012, 05:55 AM
It's the same collective emotion-with-no-facts bullshit that got us Obama.
No offense, but I gotta (partially) disagree with that statement. On face value, sure, making history by electing a black man kinda got us off track. But you can't blame one generation for that. He wouldn't have won if older white people weren't voting for him too. I think also largely it was the kneejerk reaction to Sarah Palin that also got us Obama. If McCain had a far more respectable VP pick, he would've slaughtered Obama in '08. Her idiocy was front and center in the media and nobody could get past it.
No offense, but I gotta (partially) disagree with that statement. On face value, sure, making history by electing a black man kinda got us off track. But you can't blame one generation for that. He wouldn't have won if older white people weren't voting for him too. I think also largely it was the kneejerk reaction to Sarah Palin that also got us Obama. If McCain had a far more respectable VP pick, he would've slaughtered Obama in '08. Her idiocy was front and center in the media and nobody could get past it.
No - bullshit. Palin as an idiot was contrived main stream media attack. As for McCain, he was a moderate and moderate (R) do not win elections. That's why Romney might not win, he's trying to be Bill Clinton.
DemonGeminiX
08-29-2012, 05:59 AM
We need to stop thinking about 'making history' and start making the right decisions, the best decisions, for our own country.
We need to stop thinking about 'making history' and start making the right decisions, the best decisions, for our own country.
Did you hear Christie tonight?
DemonGeminiX
08-29-2012, 06:01 AM
No - bullshit. Palin as an idiot was contrived main stream media attack. As for McCain, he was a moderate and moderate (R) do not win elections. That's why Romney might not win, he's trying to be Bill Clinton.
I'm not gonna get into an argument with you over this, but I disagree. On both points.
DemonGeminiX
08-29-2012, 06:01 AM
Did you hear Christie tonight?
Nope. Baseball was on.
:d
Nope. Baseball was on.
:d
It's no Zell Miller, but he did a good job.
DemonGeminiX
08-29-2012, 06:06 AM
It's no Zell Miller, but he did a good job.
I met Zell Miller once. I'm not a fan.
I met Zell Miller once. I'm not a fan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dj81vQQC7C0
DemonGeminiX
08-29-2012, 06:12 AM
Is there a video of Christie's speech online? Or are they replaying it on the tv anywhere?
Are you kidding me? They're looting in New Orleans again?
DemonGeminiX
08-29-2012, 06:24 AM
Found it. It's in the SFW section.
Goofy
08-29-2012, 06:49 AM
I slept like crap again last night :|
Teh One Who Knocks
08-29-2012, 10:42 AM
I could have used much more sleep last night :|
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