Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Hal-9000]

well now...last 1/2 hour of work and then I get a week off :dance:


and I'm completely alone in the building. What to do, what to do......:shifty:

[Leefro]

Wank into a bucket

[Hal-9000]

I put Justin Bieber pictures into my boss's PC for his screensaver....maybe I should send some emails from his address...

[Hal-9000]

Wank into a bucket

that's done while the rest of the staff is on site :thumbsup:

[KevinD]

2 naps in one day? Pace yourself :hand:

yeah, yeah..It's been a looong week or so. Sleep has been in short supply. lol Pretty much all caught up now. Gonna try to change oil in both trucks tomorrow (if weather co-operates) then in evening over to friends for dinner and drinks.

[KevinD]

Try in your ears.... no wait.....


Has prince arry got a big cock ?


Is it just me, or does tis remind anyone else of walking into their parents room at an awkward time?

[RBP]

Led Zepplin.... greatest.. rock.. band.... ever....

[DemonGeminiX]

Led Zepplin.... greatest.. rock.. band.... ever....

They're ok, but Led Zeppelin's better.

[RBP]

They're ok, but Led Zeppelin's better.

suck my drunk ass. :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

:lol:

[RBP]

I had a guy claim tonight he banged his wife the last 5 nights straight. I call bullshit. :hand:

[deebakes]

me too... now if he said it was his mistress, i would believe that :tup:

[RBP]

me too... now if he said it was his mistress, i would believe that :tup:

exactly... even claimed he got ass sex 3 nights of the 5. *cough* bullshit *cough*

[Hugh_Janus]

shoop da whoop

[Hal-9000]

They're ok, but Led Zeppelin's better.


:lol:

[minz]

I'm going to sit at home with a bottle of sparkling rose and forget all about the shite day I've just had. :sad2:

[RBP]

I'm going to sit at home with a bottle of sparkling rose and forget all about the shite day I've just had. :sad2:

:empathy:

[redred]

happy hangover sunday minz

[minz]

happy hangover sunday minz

3 times in 8 days, I'm turning into a piss head. :sad2:

[minz]

Crap..... just remembered I havent eaten anything today, alcohol on an empty tummy.... not good.

[redred]

3 times in 8 days, I'm turning into a piss head. :sad2:

http://i.imgur.com/u7wYM.jpg

:wave: welcome to the forum


:lol:

[minz]

:lol: You’re such a bad influence on me :lol:

[minz]

Fuck it gets boring living on your own. :meh:

[redred]

i will look forward to your strange finds for hal's hole then :lol:

[minz]

And so does talking to drunk yourself on a forum. :lol:

[redred]

Fuck it gets boring living on your own. :meh:

put a dildo on your head and pretend to be a unicorn

[minz]

i will look forward to your strange finds for hal's hole then :lol:

I'm not sure I'm quite ready for that thread yet :lol:

[redred]

soon soon

[minz]

put a dildo on your head and pretend to be a unicorn

I'm adventurous when Ive had a drink, I may just try that. :rofl:

[redred]

take pic's hugh loves brony stuff

[minz]

take pic's hugh loves brony stuff

I really did laugh out loud then :lol: I'll see what I can do. :d

[redred]

make sure you draw the blinds ,don't be wanting to explain this one to the neighbours

[minz]

My neighbours know I live alone and I'm sitting here laughing like a hyena :lol: they must think I've lost the plot. :oops:

[minz]

Did I spell that right :?

[redred]

my other half thinks i'm mad when i'm sat downstairs shouting and dancing about when i've had a few

[DemonGeminiX]

put a dildo on your head and pretend to be a unicorn

Hahahahaha...

:rofl:

[minz]

my other half thinks i'm mad when i'm sat downstairs shouting and dancing about when i've had a few

This will be me later :cheerlead: then :dance2: then :faint:



Then tomorrow :sick: and :wha: once I realise I have once more been foolish enough to drink on a school night. :(

[redred]

Hahahahaha...

:rofl:

you can try too if you want , we could have the teh basement unicorn thread :lol: ,if you don't have a dildo try a carrot :tup:

[minz]

you can try too if you want , we could have the teh basement unicorn thread :lol: ,if you don't have a dildo try a carrot :tup:

I thought all boys were unicorns anyway. :dunno:




:lol:

[redred]

Steady :lol:

[minz]

:curtsey:

[minz]

That was the closest I could find to a sweet and innocent smiley. :lol:

[minz]

Eh, this is taking some concentration now. :huh:

[redred]

Start sending pm's to random members

[minz]

Start sending pm's to random members

Any suggestions? :lol:


Why is it so difficult to spell when your drinking? :-k

[redred]

Use the members list or pick from the cassie baby thread :lol:

[minz]

i never really use PM's :lol: I usually just say what I want out on the forum, and if I cant say it I have a drink first then I can :lol:

[minz]

I better log out before i pass out. :wavey:

[RBP]

I missed drunk Minzy. :sad2:

[allsmiles]

My baby sister was in a car accident this evening. She flipped her car twice and literally knocked her shoes off (only one of which has been recovered from the scene). She walked away completely unharmed. I am thinking that miracles do happen and I am thankful that I am still able to take her backpack shopping tomorrow.

[deebakes]

holy crap smiles, that's bananas :shock: i guess it is time to count your blessings and send her all the best :hug:

[allsmiles]

Most definitely.

[DemonGeminiX]

My baby sister was in a car accident this evening. She flipped her car twice and literally knocked her shoes off (only one of which has been recovered from the scene). She walked away completely unharmed. I am thinking that miracles do happen and I am thankful that I am still able to take her backpack shopping tomorrow.

Wow. Happy she's ok, hun.

[Hugh_Janus]

:yawn:

[Hugh_Janus]

just fuckin shoot me.... :facepalm:

[deebakes]

:machinegun:

[Jezter]

just fuckin shoot me.... :facepalm:

:overkill:

[minz]

Poor Hugh, :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

:nono:

He asked for it.

[Hal-9000]

My baby sister was in a car accident this evening. She flipped her car twice and literally knocked her shoes off (only one of which has been recovered from the scene). She walked away completely unharmed. I am thinking that miracles do happen and I am thankful that I am still able to take her backpack shopping tomorrow.

Happy to hear Smiles...walking away from car accidents is a very good thing :thumbsup:

[Lambchop]

Gawd damn carnival. :meh:

[minz]

Gawd damn carnival. :meh:

Notting Hill?

[Hal-9000]

Gawd damn carnival. :meh:

Did the clown frighten you again? :|

[minz]

Did the clown frighten you again? :|

No, your in Canadaland :lol:

[Hal-9000]

No, your in Canadaland :lol:


:slap:

I'll clown you...

[RBP]

No, your in Canadaland :lol:

:lol:

:snap:

[Hal-9000]

I still have a fear of clowns since the incident


Slappy was trying to guess my weight and he cupped my balls...he said shhhhhhh, it was part of the process :shock:

[minz]

I still have a fear of clowns since the incident


Slappy was trying to guess my weight and he cupped my balls...he said shhhhhhh, it was part of the process :shock:

Did you also find out why his name is slappy? :huh:

[Hal-9000]

after Slappy touched me in my no-no place, he found out why my name was Punchy :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

do I redeem my xbox live gold account code now, or do I not bother? Its been the thick end of 4 months since I've played online but I've not really been missing it. In fact, I've barely fired up the xbox in that time :-k

decisions, decisions....

[Hal-9000]

I played MW3 online for a little while....it was well set up and fun but there are guys who have too many powerups/abilities/guns and they kept handing me my ass.


I may try free for all again one night when I'm in bad mood :thumbsup:

[Hugh_Janus]

I tend not to play FPSs online.... mainly cos I'm shit at them :lol:

[Hal-9000]

In MW3 I didn't know there were speed bonuses and levels of fancy guns to get based on how much time a person puts in...


until I saw the scoreboard at the end of each round :lol: This one guy kept winning...


1. Winning guy - 700000000,00000000
2. next guy - 120, 000
3. next guy - 93, 000
4
5
6
7
8 hal - 23 points



:lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

I like the accolade things you get at the end of matches like "best k/d ratio", "most knife kills", "most headshots".... what was mine? "most time spent watching kill cam" :facepalm:

[Hal-9000]

I changed my username to Major Bullet-Magnet which made the others guys actually start texting in the game...lol, etc :lol:

[redred]

:dance2:

[redred]

bounce bounce fucking bounce

[redred]

hal sent me a normal pm that i could if i wish open in front of my parents ,it was nice

[minz]

hal sent me a normal pm that i could if i wish open in front of my parents ,it was nice

:shock:



Well at least you get PM's off him. :sad2:

[redred]

i sent one back it wasn't so normal :lol:

[redred]

:lol: the bmx forums i visit have gone to bed for the night , bless

[redred]

my cider can pile is getting low

[RBP]

damn drunks :x

[redred]

better than shagging a teacher , oh wait i do that also :dance:

[RBP]

:lol:

[redred]

:lol: well i lied for a bit, she's working hard and banned me :lol:

[RBP]

:lol: well i lied for a bit, she's working hard and banned me :lol:

Banned you from shagging her? :shock:

[Richard Cranium]

So my 6:30 game was actually at 5:00. Got a call as they went on the ice informing me of the time change.. 35 minute drive in 18 minutes, only missed the first period.. Still a waste of time.. I was only subbing for the last 3 games of someone else's shitty season and now its over.

[redred]

Banned you from shagging her? :shock:

yes :lol:

[deebakes]

i think dgx loves chicks with dicks :-k

[RBP]

everyone loves chicks with dicks! :lol:

[deebakes]

sorry, my bad :oops:

[DemonGeminiX]

i think dgx loves chicks with dicks :-k

:nono:

No, no, no! Hal loves chicks with dicks. We're all just enablers.

[minz]

Why did I turn on the TV :sad:

[deebakes]

to see chicks with dicks? :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

:-k

Cam Newton looks pretty sharp. Wonder if Carolina will do anything this season.

[redred]

Why did I turn on the TV :sad:

did you not record the 6 hour thing on channel4?

[minz]

did you not record the 6 hour thing on channel4?

Well no because that would mean learning how to work this box thingy under the TV :lol:

[redred]

dumbass

[minz]

did you not record the 6 hour thing on channel4?

And it wasn't anything like that, it was a program about prem babies, made me cry. :(

[minz]

dumbass

:slap: I've brought up two boys, I can't remember what a remote control looks like. :lol:

[redred]

6 hours of good dj's :tup: and you missed it:roll:

[minz]

6 hours of good dj's :tup: and you missed it:roll:

I never watch TV but I was bored so on it went, I'm sorry I bothered :(

[redred]

you missed friday

[minz]

you missed friday

That thing only goes on once a month if it's lucky :lol: I'm just not a telly adict.

[redred]

nor i but 6 hours of top class dj's :lol:

[minz]

nor i but 6 hours of top class dj's :lol:

I plead ignorance :lol: what I dont know about I dont miss. :lol:

[minz]

One hours sleep, today is going to be a long one. :sad2:

[Hal-9000]

What the hell are you doing up?????? :x


You're an old woman and need to rest!!

[minz]

What the hell are you doing up?????? :x


You're an old woman and need to rest!!

Not too old to still kick your arse mate. :x

[Hal-9000]

Not too old to still kick your arse mate. :x


Bring it Bowery Bitch :x


I know Girl-Fu and will fuck your shit up!!! :x

[Hal-9000]

Good morning btw :)

[minz]

Bring it Bowery Bitch :x


I know Girl-Fu and will fuck your shit up!!! :x

:hand:

http://i.imgur.com/3q1aY.jpg

[minz]

Good morning btw :)

Morning gorgeous :hug:

[Hal-9000]

:hand:

http://i.imgur.com/3q1aY.jpg


Clever...hey, 1998 just called, they want their internet graphic back.

[Hugh_Janus]

this chump in the ferarri is gunna cop a brick through his windscreen if he carries on waking me up

[Hal-9000]

:hand: Guys in the Ferraris make the rules...


Hey! I wonder if you can jerk off and fire teh spunk right in his petrol hole.........multiple times? :lol:

[minz]

this chump in the ferarri is gunna cop a brick through his windscreen if he carries on waking me up

Let him be he's just trying to compensate. :lol:

[allsmiles]

When I yawn, do deaf people think I am yelling?

[Hal-9000]

I usually take my car to a dealership for oil changes...today I went to a drive thru (Minitlube) and I am ever impressed.

They checked all my lights, tire pressures and used these little ceramic trays to demonstrate my cooling fluid, power steering fluid, tranny fluid and of course what the oil looked like. They put a blob of new stuff beside your liquid so you can see the difference in each case.

Young guy showed me my air filter, which looked like I've driven through the Saraha because of the area I work in.....everything took about 20 minutes.




why can't all aspects of life be like that?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I usually take my car to a dealership for oil changes...today I went to a drive thru (Minitlube) and I am ever impressed.

They checked all my lights, tire pressures and used these little ceramic trays to demonstrate my cooling fluid, power steering fluid, tranny fluid and of course what the oil looked like. They put a blob of new stuff beside your liquid so you can see the difference in each case.

Young guy showed me my air filter, which looked like I've driven through the Saraha because of the area I work in.....everything took about 20 minutes.




why can't all aspects of life be like that?

A lot of people don't like those lube places, but that's where I have always taken my vehicles (until now because I get the free for 75000 miles with my new truck at the dealer) and I have never had a problem. Always had good service and always done pretty quickly and for a decent price.

[Hal-9000]

A lot of people don't like those lube places, but that's where I have always taken my vehicles (until now because I get the free for 75000 miles with my new truck at the dealer) and I have never had a problem. Always had good service and always done pretty quickly and for a decent price.


Don't know if the kid was new but he asked me every step of the way, no pressure on anything....he's got a long life in customer service if he keeps it up. I told the boys I'd get them a round of Tim Hortons coffee next time I come in and then I heard two :woot: from the bays underneath the cars :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

dirty deeds done dirt cheap

[KevinD]

Only Quick Lube places I would definitely avoid are the one who suck the oil(s) out, instead of draining. Speaking of, I have really got to change the oil in both trucks. Keep getting sidetracked, lol

[Goofy]

I told the boys I'd get them a round of Tim Hortons coffee next time I come in and then I heard two :woot: from the bays underneath the cars :lol:

Always nice to be appreciated :tup: I know I always look after good customers, any that have tipped in any minor way will always get a cheaper price next time round :)

[Goofy]

I am sofa king bored :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I am sofa king bored :|

Piss yourself so the cute nurse has to give you a sponge bath :tup:

[Hal-9000]

Snookie pooped out her litter today


:|

[Hal-9000]

Folks in part of the States are buckling down for a bad storm? :| that's no good...

[RBP]

Folks in part of the States are buckling down for a bad storm? :| that's no good...

It doesn't look all that bad really... could get worse but so far not like others that have come through. Everything is over the top on preparedness after Katrina.

[DemonGeminiX]

A lot of people don't like those lube places, but that's where I have always taken my vehicles (until now because I get the free for 75000 miles with my new truck at the dealer) and I have never had a problem. Always had good service and always done pretty quickly and for a decent price.

The last time I took my car to a jiffy lube type place (which was back in the 90s), they broke the assembly that holds the serpentine belt in place. Because they wouldn't let me keep an eye on the guy (the fat bitch at the counter kept giving me shit about it... I should've eviscerated the nasty cunt), the guy wouldn't admit that he broke the assembly and they tried to charge me $400 to fix it. Instead, I took it to a trusted garage (the place that local law enforcement takes their cars) and the dude fixed it for $225 and some change. I don't care what kind of improvements were made in service since the 90s, I will never go to one of those places again.

[DemonGeminiX]

It doesn't look all that bad really... could get worse but so far not like others that have come through. Everything is over the top on preparedness after Katrina.

New Orleans and most of the gulf coast is below sea level. If the levies don't hold up, they'll get flooded. But I do agree, at this point in time they're being all "boogey boogey" about it.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The last time I took my car to a jiffy lube type place (which was back in the 90s), they broke the assembly that holds the serpentine belt in place. Because they wouldn't let me keep an eye on the guy (the fat bitch at the counter kept giving me shit about it... I should've eviscerated the nasty cunt), the guy wouldn't admit that he broke the assembly and they tried to charge me $400 to fix it. Instead, I took it to a trusted garage (the place that local law enforcement takes their cars) and the dude fixed it for $225 and some change. I don't care what kind of improvements were made in service since the 90s, I will never go to one of those places again.

So because of one bad experience at one on the quick lube places, you consider them all to be the same and refuse to ever go to one again? Sounds rational :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

So because of one bad experience at one on the quick lube places, you consider them all to be the same and refuse to ever go to one again? Sounds rational :-k

I don't care.

:)

[Hal-9000]

The last time I took my car to a jiffy lube type place (which was back in the 90s), they broke the assembly that holds the serpentine belt in place. Because they wouldn't let me keep an eye on the guy (the fat bitch at the counter kept giving me shit about it... I should've eviscerated the nasty cunt), the guy wouldn't admit that he broke the assembly and they tried to charge me $400 to fix it. Instead, I took it to a trusted garage (the place that local law enforcement takes their cars) and the dude fixed it for $225 and some change. I don't care what kind of improvements were made in service since the 90s, I will never go to one of those places again.


I was never more than 10 feet from my car and the kid was good at explaining what was going on...I gave them a bit of shot on the way out...


hal, loud voice - Sooooo, I guess you guys put my oil pan plug back in?

guy from UNDER the car - Yes, we double check that sir with the guys on top!

hal - cool :lol:

[Goofy]

Piss yourself so the cute nurse has to give you a sponge bath :tup:

Fuck that :lol:

[Southern Belle]

The last time I took my car to a jiffy lube type place (which was back in the 90s), they broke the assembly that holds the serpentine belt in place. Because they wouldn't let me keep an eye on the guy (the fat bitch at the counter kept giving me shit about it... I should've eviscerated the nasty cunt), the guy wouldn't admit that he broke the assembly and they tried to charge me $400 to fix it. Instead, I took it to a trusted garage (the place that local law enforcement takes their cars) and the dude fixed it for $225 and some change. I don't care what kind of improvements were made in service since the 90s, I will never go to one of those places again.
I know a couple of people whose cars were ruined by those type places and couldn't prove it.
I take mine to one where I can see the car and hear the girl calling out the step by step procedures and the guys confirming it.

[Godfather]

Really quick tech question before I run to the store

If I'm running HDMI from my TV and Blu Ray player to my Surround Sound speaker receiver, if I just add in optical audio cables from the TV & Blu Ray to the Receiver, will it automatically use that instead of HDMI to transmit the audio?

They're all Sony Bravias, just wondering if you think the setting or set-up has to be altered?

[Pony]

I don't know if it will override it, personally I only have optical audio run through the receiver, HDMI is run directly to the TV.

[DemonGeminiX]

Piss yourself so the cute nurse has to give you a sponge bath :tup:


Fuck that :lol:

:lol:

No kidding. As soon as the words "sponge bath" come from his lips, the cute nurse will call in the big black male nursing assistant to bathe him.

[RBP]

:lol:

No kidding. As soon as the words "sponge bath" come from his lips, the cute nurse will call in the big black male nursing assistant to bathe him.

:racist:

[Goofy]

:lol:

No kidding. As soon as the words "sponge bath" come from his lips, the cute nurse will call in the big black male nursing assistant to bathe him.

Damn straight :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

:racist:

That's not racist, that's reality.

:lol:

[Godfather]

I don't know if it will override it, personally I only have optical audio run through the receiver, HDMI is run directly to the TV.

That's what I'll do... HDMI from Cable Box and Blu Ray to TV. Optical from TV to Receiver

[Muddy]

Very interesting...

[DemonGeminiX]

I'm hungry.

:meh:

[DemonGeminiX]

And bored.

:meh:

[allsmiles]

A stack of credit cards were found in the bushes nearby my place of work and then brought in to me today. Weird. Called the sherrif's department and the dispatched an officer. Wonder what happened and how they got there.

[RBP]

There a credit card and bush joke in there somewhere. :lol:

[RBP]

I've thrown credits cards at a lot of bush. :lol:

what. that's not bad. have a better one?

:hand:

[deebakes]

I've thrown credits cards at a lot of bush. :lol:

what. that's not bad. have a better one?

:hand:

i had bush long before i had a credit card :idk:

[RBP]

i had bush long before i had a credit card :idk:

:lol:

[RBP]

I thi8nk I might need cocktails if I am going to stay up with DGX to smut up Hal's Hole.

[allsmiles]

You would think with modern technology, and given the natural swipey shape of the vagina, that some sort of credit card reading labia chip would have been invented by now. Would be a convenient little fucker.

[DemonGeminiX]

I thi8nk I might need cocktails if I am going to stay up with DGX to smut up Hal's Hole.

15 minutes!!!

:cheerlead:

[RBP]

You would think with modern technology, and given the natural swipey shape of the vagina, that some sort of credit card reading labia chip would have been invented by now. Would be a convenient little fucker.

:shock:

*Checks available credit* 8-[

[RBP]

15 minutes!!!

:cheerlead:

Can I go by your time or do I have to go by mine? or Hals? :meh:

[DemonGeminiX]

Can I go by your time or do I have to go by mine? or Hals? :meh:

Either way's ok by me.

Actually, I think I'm gonna go and do some evil things elsewhere. I'm too restless to sit in front of the computer right now.

[RBP]

ok have fun.

[allsmiles]

Have been itching to bake for days. The weather is finally cool enough where I can turn on the oven, but now I don't know what i want to bake.

[RBP]

I have a taste for either raisin-bran muffins or banana bread. :tup:

[allsmiles]

I made banana bread last weekend and didnt buy more bananas. I also don't have raisin bran. Maybe a buttered pear cake? Or pumpkin brownies? Not sure yet.

[RBP]

hmmm both sound tasty. :)

[RBP]

I think I might need cocktails if I am going to stay up with DGX to smut up Hal's Hole.

hmmmm... so do I go get a bottle? :-k

or not drink tonight? :-k

[Godfather]

Girlfriend back to school is more depressing for me than for her

[RBP]

Girlfriend back to school is more depressing for me than for her

:empathy:

[Godfather]

It's cool, I have the internet to feed my boredom with new ideas... this is how I'll be spending tomorrow night I think :-k

http://i47.tinypic.com/34z0vw3.jpg

[RBP]

That's pretty funny. Definitely a first world issue. :lol:

[allsmiles]

That's awesome!

[RBP]

*pours a cocktail*

ahhhhh :)

[RBP]

Sullying Hal's Hole alone is less fun... :sad2:

[RBP]

ok, I think I should have one more cocktail... anyone object, respond.

8-[

:rofl:

I crack me up.

[RBP]

I think these would be worth recording... just a heads up...

VH1 Storytellers: Taylor Swift debuts Sunday, Nov. 11 at 11PM ET/PT.

VH1 Storytellers: Alicia Keys debuts Monday, Nov. 12 at 11PM ET/PT

VH1 Storytellers: P!nk debuts Tuesday, Nov. 13 at 11PM ET/PT.

[Goofy]

Well that was yet another great nights sleep :|

[RBP]

Goofy lives!!! Hey man, if you wake up in the hospital, you've accomplished something!!

[RBP]

and if I say to you tomorrow
take my hand child come with me
to a castle I will take you
where what's to be they say will be

[Goofy]

Goofy lives!!! Hey man, if you wake up in the hospital, you've accomplished something!!

Wake up? Not sure I even fell asleep :wha: Some daft auld bastard kept moaning about anything and everything throughout the night......... as I predicted yesterday :|

[RBP]

Wake up? Not sure I even fell asleep :wha: Some daft auld bastard kept moaning about anything and everything throughout the night......... as I predicted yesterday :|

awwww.... it's the hospital, it happens. Chin up, you're going home today!! :cheerlead:

[RBP]

oh sure now the brits wake up... I am so hammered!!!

[Goofy]

awwww.... it's the hospital, it happens. Chin up, you're going home today!! :cheerlead:

Depends what the doc says this morning :fingerscrossed: I actually feel worse today than I did yesterday :wha:

[Goofy]

ok, I think I should have one more cocktail... anyone object, respond.


Just had another cocktail myself, steroids and antibiotics ftw :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

This week is off to the same as last week....s-l-o-w :|

[Hal-9000]

Sullying Hal's Hole alone is less fun... :sad2:

:shock:


YES! :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Sullying Hal's Hole alone is less fun... :sad2:

Yeah, it takes 2 or 3 dudes to do it right :twisted:

[Hal-9000]

Yeah, it takes 2 or 3 dudes to do it right :twisted:


you are a very bad man http://i.imgur.com/J8Zyq.gif

[Hugh_Janus]

fuck me.... another 19:30 finish

[DemonGeminiX]

My right ear is ringing... someone's talking shit on me.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Damn you scared me! For a minute I thought you weren’t in the kitchen



http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/faj272.jpg

[Hugh_Janus]

text message tennis is ghey, but I always need to be the last person to text :facepalm:

[Goofy]

Wish theyd hurry up with the coffee :tapsfoot:

[redred]

if WBA fuck up my bet i will not be happy

[Goofy]

Cmon the Yeovil :cheerlead:

[Hugh_Janus]

I think I won :woot:

[redred]

Cmon the Yeovil :cheerlead:

fuck you :lol:

[redred]

Balls didn't see the fulham result :sad2:

[DemonGeminiX]

Why am I so hesitant? It's a relatively simple matter. Just address it and get it done.

[allsmiles]

What's going on DGX?

[DemonGeminiX]

Oh nothing, I'm just working on a little something that could possibly change everything.

And how art thou, hun?



And how the fuck did this little tree frog get inside this house?

:-s

[RBP]

I let the frog in. you got a problem wit dat? :-s

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

Yeah I do. The little bitch made for the closet. If he got in there, I never would have been able to find him.

[RBP]

he's my pet :|

[RBP]

I tried to calm him down. He's been a little jumpy. :rofl:

[DemonGeminiX]

he's my pet :|

:-s

That's a long trek.


I tried to calm him down. He's been a little jumpy. :rofl:

:unimpressed:

[RBP]

I don't care what McKayla (or whatever her name is) thinks... that was funny shit.

[DemonGeminiX]

I'm about to put your pet back outside where he belongs.

[DemonGeminiX]

I don't care what McKayla (or whatever her name is) thinks... that was funny shit.

:-s

Uh huh.

[RBP]

I'm about to put your pet back outside where he belongs.

feed him first....

[DemonGeminiX]

feed him first....

Bro, trust me. Once he's outside, he will find all the food he wants with relative ease.

[RBP]

Bro, trust me. Once he's outside, he will find all the food he wants with relative ease.

Poor starving Marvin. :sad2:

[RBP]

where is everyone at night lately :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

where is everyone at night lately :-k

Probably in bed, either their own or somebody else's.

[RBP]

Probably in bed, either their own or somebody else's.

Those freakin Brits should come on over coffee by now. :x

[DemonGeminiX]

They're only 4-5 hours ahead of me, so at best, it's 6am over there. But more than likely it's 5am.

[RBP]

They're only 4-5 hours ahead of me, so at best, it's 6am over there. But more than likely it's 5am.

6:03am Wednesday (BST) - Time in London, UK

wake up dammit :x

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

Are you drunk?

[RBP]

:-s

Are you drunk?

:-s

tired and buzzed... wouldn't say drunk... yet. I am on vacation you know. :)

In the category of :doh: I asked someone to do that quiz Shady posted for political preferences and she said "what's the Patriot Act"? :facepalm:

[DemonGeminiX]

:-s

tired and buzzed... wouldn't say drunk... yet. I am on vacation you know. :)

In the category of :doh: I asked someone to do that quiz Shady posted for political preferences and she said "what's the Patriot Act"? :facepalm:

"What's the Patriot Act?"

Wow. :lol:

[RBP]

"What's the Patriot Act?"

Wow. :lol:

I know right, I wanted to say, what planet are you from!!! She also asked "what does amnesty mean?"

[DemonGeminiX]

I gotta drain the weasel.

[RBP]

thanks for sharing? :-s

[DemonGeminiX]

:lol:

Anytime, bro.

[DemonGeminiX]

I know right, I wanted to say, what planet are you from!!! She also asked "what does amnesty mean?"

You might need to buy her a brain for Christmas.

[RBP]

You might need to buy her a brain for Christmas.

She was 16 or 17 when 911 happened. :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

That's no excuse for stupidity.

[allsmiles]

Oh nothing, I'm just working on a little something that could possibly change everything.

And how art thou, hun?



And how the fuck did this little tree frog get inside this house?

:-s

Change everything for the better, darlin :)

[RBP]

I know.... but she gives good head. :rofl:

:|

Actually it was a major turn off.

[DemonGeminiX]

Change everything for the better, darlin :)

I'm trying, babydoll.


I know.... but she gives good head. :rofl:

:|

Actually it was a major turn off.

I always made it a point not to have intellectual discussions with my fuck-buddies. If and when I ever found out that they were dumber than shit, then that was the end for me. I guess it's mean but I just can't handle it.

[RBP]

I always made it a point not to have intellectual discussions with my fuck-buddies. If and when I ever found out that they were dumber than shit, then that was the end for me. I guess it's mean but I just can't handle it.

I fully understand... it was a frustrating conversation.

[DemonGeminiX]

I fully understand... it was a frustrating conversation.

:lol:

I bet.

[allsmiles]

She was 16 or 17 when 911 happened. :lol:

So was I, but please don't judge us all by that. Granted, I am not the shiniest penny in the piggy bank, but my generation depresses me. Today, an employee who is a year older than me gave a statement and it was a grammatical nightmare. Ironically, she misspelled the word retarded. It was hand written so it wasn't like it was a typo or autocorrect error. I was embarrassed for her.

[DemonGeminiX]

So was I, but please don't judge us all by that. Granted, I am not the shiniest penny in the piggy bank, but my generation depresses me. Today, an employee who is a year older than me gave a statement and it was a grammatical nightmare. Ironically, she misspelled the word retarded. It was hand written so it wasn't like it was a typo or autocorrect error. I was embarrassed for her.

I think you're doing better than most, sweetheart.

[allsmiles]

I always made it a point not to have intellectual discussions with my fuck-buddies. If and when I ever found out that they were dumber than shit, then that was the end for me. I guess it's mean but I just can't handle it.

It isn't polite for a lady to talk with her mouth full anyway.

[DemonGeminiX]

It isn't polite for a lady to talk with her mouth full anyway.

Yeah. Hard 'T's hurt.

:no:

[RBP]

:lol:

I bet.

The best quote was "this quiz makes me feel dumb." I thought (but didn't say) well. I guess it's a pretty good quiz then! :lol:


So was I, but please don't judge us all by that. Granted, I am not the shiniest penny in the piggy bank, but my generation depresses me. Today, an employee who is a year older than me gave a statement and it was a grammatical nightmare. Ironically, she misspelled the word retarded. It was hand written so it wasn't like it was a typo or autocorrect error. I was embarrassed for her.

I do judge you all by that. It's the same collective emotion-with-no-facts bullshit that got us Obama.

[RBP]

Ok, I will listen to you guys. I have to be up in 5.5 hours... one more cocktail or crash. :-k

[allsmiles]

I do judge you all by that. It's the same collective emotion-with-no-facts bullshit that got us Obama.

Well then, just kill us all and start over, but then don't go around bitching about who is going to suck your dick.

[DemonGeminiX]

It's the same collective emotion-with-no-facts bullshit that got us Obama.

No offense, but I gotta (partially) disagree with that statement. On face value, sure, making history by electing a black man kinda got us off track. But you can't blame one generation for that. He wouldn't have won if older white people weren't voting for him too. I think also largely it was the kneejerk reaction to Sarah Palin that also got us Obama. If McCain had a far more respectable VP pick, he would've slaughtered Obama in '08. Her idiocy was front and center in the media and nobody could get past it.

[RBP]

No offense, but I gotta (partially) disagree with that statement. On face value, sure, making history by electing a black man kinda got us off track. But you can't blame one generation for that. He wouldn't have won if older white people weren't voting for him too. I think also largely it was the kneejerk reaction to Sarah Palin that also got us Obama. If McCain had a far more respectable VP pick, he would've slaughtered Obama in '08. Her idiocy was front and center in the media and nobody could get past it.

No - bullshit. Palin as an idiot was contrived main stream media attack. As for McCain, he was a moderate and moderate (R) do not win elections. That's why Romney might not win, he's trying to be Bill Clinton.

[DemonGeminiX]

We need to stop thinking about 'making history' and start making the right decisions, the best decisions, for our own country.

[RBP]

We need to stop thinking about 'making history' and start making the right decisions, the best decisions, for our own country.

Did you hear Christie tonight?

[DemonGeminiX]

No - bullshit. Palin as an idiot was contrived main stream media attack. As for McCain, he was a moderate and moderate (R) do not win elections. That's why Romney might not win, he's trying to be Bill Clinton.

I'm not gonna get into an argument with you over this, but I disagree. On both points.

[DemonGeminiX]

Did you hear Christie tonight?

Nope. Baseball was on.

:d

[RBP]

Nope. Baseball was on.

:d

It's no Zell Miller, but he did a good job.

[DemonGeminiX]

It's no Zell Miller, but he did a good job.

I met Zell Miller once. I'm not a fan.

[RBP]

I met Zell Miller once. I'm not a fan.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dj81vQQC7C0

[RBP]

good night....

[DemonGeminiX]

Is there a video of Christie's speech online? Or are they replaying it on the tv anywhere?




Are you kidding me? They're looting in New Orleans again?

[DemonGeminiX]

Found it. It's in the SFW section.

[Goofy]

I slept like crap again last night :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I could have used much more sleep last night :|