Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Hugh_Janus]

IRL BTW.... I know all you guys love me :dance:

[Jezter]

Posting some pics in the football thread Jez
Cool! I had a bet on WBA to beat Wigan tonight...or last night. How ever you want to call it. :D The Baggies are flying high at this time!

IRL BTW.... I know all you guys love me :dance:

Pffft... :hand:

[Leefro]

I should have typed

POSTED

[Goofy]

IRL BTW.... I know all you guys love me :dance:

"Love" is a bit strong......... "tolerate" is more accurate :thumbsup:

























:banana:

[RBP]

Saturday (technically Sunday) at 1:35 am and I am sober. :shock:


But currently attempting to change that :lol:

[Goofy]

My monitor screen could do with a clean :-k

[RBP]

My monitor screen could do with a clean :-k

http://i.imgur.com/TykVP.gif

[Lambchop]

:unimpressed:Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw d damn it, I caught something. fkfkfkfkfkfkfkfkfkfkf sniffle fkfkfkfkfkfkffkfkfkfkfkfkf cough fkfkfkfkfkffkkffkfkfkfkf sneeze fkfkfkfkfkfk:unimpressed:

[RBP]

:unimpressed:Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw d damn it, I caught something. fkfkfkfkfkfkfkfkfkfkf sniffle fkfkfkfkfkfkffkfkfkfkfkfkf cough fkfkfkfkfkffkkffkfkfkfkf sneeze fkfkfkfkfkfk:unimpressed:

caught a fish? :-s

[redred]

wabbit?

[Leefro]

Still 5th

[Jezter]

My monitor screen could do with a clean :-k
http://i.imgur.com/BWOTE.jpg

[redred]

so i'm braking the law by not have 2 breaking systems on my bike , oh well

[RBP]

why are bathroom attendants always black? :-k

[minz]

Finally home :yawn: I want to go to sleep...

[RBP]

Finally home :yawn: I want to go to sleep...

:hug:

snuggles

[DemonGeminiX]

Holy shit, Yahoo fucking sucks when football is going on. They need to upgrade their resources to handle their traffic on their fantasy pages.

[redred]

why are bathroom attendants always black? :-k

because white people don't want to stand near a shitter all day:shrug:

[Hugh_Janus]

we need a nice big hq pic of rita ora's boob
so i'm braking the law by not have 2 breaking systems on my bike , oh well
what's wrong withg jamming your shoe between your back wheel and the frame? :hand:

[DemonGeminiX]

I can't fuckin' win.

:dunno:

[Hugh_Janus]

welcome to my world :|

[Lambchop]

You just need me in your life. They've done studies you know; 60% of the time I win every time.

[Jezter]

You just need me in your life. They've done studies you know; 60% of the time I win every time.

Eerrebodeh need sum Tyrone in their life!

[minz]

I knew it, I fell asleep on the sofa for two hours and now I won't sleep all fucking night :x Right I'm getting rid of this sofa it's far too comfy I need something I won't fall asleep on as easily. :sad2:

[RBP]

I knew it, I fell asleep on the sofa for two hours and now I won't sleep all fucking night :x Right I'm getting rid of this sofa it's far too comfy I need something I won't fall asleep on as easily. :sad2:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnS49c9KZw8

[DemonGeminiX]

We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!

[minz]

We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!

Tune :tup:

[Goofy]

what's wrong withg jamming your shoe between your back wheel and the frame? :hand:

Old skool style :lol: I went through god knows how many pairs of trainers doing that when i was a kid, mum used to go apeshit :oops:


We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!

Ahhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa haa!!!!

[Hugh_Janus]

I knew it, I fell asleep on the sofa for two hours and now I won't sleep all fucking night :x Right I'm getting rid of this sofa it's far too comfy I need something I won't fall asleep on as easily. :sad2:

i CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO SAY IT.... ITS JUST TOO EASY [-(

[Hugh_Janus]

fucking caps lock :x

[RBP]

Could Philly choke again? :-k

[Hugh_Janus]

as minging as it looks, I want to taste a philly cheesesteak

[DemonGeminiX]

Could Philly choke again? :-k

Could they? I don't know, ya think?

:roll:


as minging as it looks, I want to taste a philly cheesesteak

Best damn food on the face of this Earth... when you get a real one.

:tup:

[Hugh_Janus]

what about dinic's pork cheese and broccolli roll?

[DemonGeminiX]

It was nice knowing you, Andy Reid. For what it's worth, I was always a fan and never called for your termination, unlike my impossible to satisfy fellow Philadelphians. Thanks for the great years and good luck to you in your future.

[DemonGeminiX]

what about dinic's pork cheese and broccolli roll?

Yeah, that's fantastic too. Although you don't have to get it from Reading Terminal. They sell them all over the city. Which food show are you watching that's highlighting Philly food?

[Hugh_Janus]

Yeah, that's fantastic too. Although you don't have to get it from Reading Terminal. They sell them all over the city. Which food show are you watching that's highlighting Philly food?
I'm not watching anything, RBP mentioned philly and I'm hungry, so philly cheese steak popped into my head and man v food had an episode about philly food which then made the dinic's roll pop into my head.... and that pork roll looked goooooood

[DemonGeminiX]

By the way, it's not broccoli roll, it's broccoli rabe. AKA rapini.

[Hugh_Janus]

I know it's not a broccolli roll, it has pork and cheese in it too :slap:

[DemonGeminiX]

I'm not watching anything, RBP mentioned philly and I'm hungry, so philly cheese steak popped into my head and man v food had an episode about philly food which then made the dinic's roll pop into my head.... and that pork roll looked goooooood

Dinic's makes fantastic sandwiches, but again, you can get them all over the city. I remember that episode. Adam went to Tony Luke's place and got one of those massive cheesesteaks. Truth be told, Tony Luke's isn't the best in the city, and there's a cheesesteak shop on every other corner. I think Dalessandros over on Wendover got the top marks for cheesesteaks last year, or at least recently.

But then again, it's been a while since I've been up there so I'm not up on everything that's been going on. 'Best sandwich' titles change hands every year up there.

[DemonGeminiX]

I know it's not a broccolli roll, it has pork and cheese in it too :slap:

I'm from the area, dude. I know what's in an Roast Italian Pork sandwich: Slow roasted pork, shaved provolone cheese, and broccoli rabe, on a bona fide Philadelphia hoagie roll (preferably from Amoroso's).

I've had my share of them.

[Hugh_Janus]

I'll be honest, the cheesesteak in the challenge didn't look too appetising :lol: in fact, not many of the quantity challenges look particularly nice in that programme :-k but the places he visits in the first half of the show, the food almost always looks delicious

[Hugh_Janus]

I'm from the area, dude. I know what's in an Roast Italian Pork sandwich: Slow roasted pork, shaved provolone cheese, and broccoli rabe, on a bona fide Philadelphia hoagie roll (preferably from Amoroso's).

I've had my share of them.

I know you're from there, I was just trying to do a funny :sad2:

[DemonGeminiX]

I'll be honest, the cheesesteak in the challenge didn't look too appetising :lol: in fact, not many of the quantity challenges look particularly nice in that programme :-k but the places he visits in the first half of the show, the food almost always looks delicious

Cheesesteaks aren't about looks, they're all about taste. Lots of people claim they can make a Philly cheesesteak, but I've never had one outside of the Tri-state Delaware Valley area that could come close to the real thing. When they're made right, they're fantastic. You gotta go to Philly to get one.

A bona fide Philly cheesesteak is just one of those things that when you know about them, you have to try it at least once, and once you've had the real thing, no imitation will ever compare.

From what I've heard, it's the same thing with Chicago Italian beef sandwiches and Chicago deep dish pizzas.

[Muddy]

Cheesesteaks aren't about looks, they're all about taste. Lots of people claim they can make a Philly cheesesteak, but I've never had one outside of the Tri-state Delaware Valley area that could come close to the real thing. When they're made right, they're fantastic. You gotta go to Philly to get one.

A bona fide Philly cheesesteak is just one of those things that when you know about them, you have to try it at least once, and once you've had the real thing, no imitation will ever compare.

From what I've heard, it's the same thing with Chicago Italian beef sandwiches and Chicago deep dish pizzas.

Really dude.. It's just a geographic location... Are you telling me someone from Philly couldn't come to Richmond and duplicate this sandwich?

[DemonGeminiX]

Really dude.. It's just a geographic location... Are you telling me someone from Philly couldn't come to Richmond and duplicate this sandwich?

:hand:

Nope. Once you cross that line... complete and utter shit.

[Leefro]

Ohhh we have such sights to show you

[DemonGeminiX]

You been watchin' Hellraiser?

[Muddy]

:hand:

Nope. Once you cross that line... complete and utter shit.

That's ridiculous..

[DemonGeminiX]

That's ridiculous..

No it's not.

[-(

[Leefro]

You been watchin' Hellraiser?

No not exactly just seen a clip on youtube

Watching a classic horror now

I'm a movie snob you see

[Lambchop]

My throat feels like I've been sucking on a sawdust pipe all night long fkity fkfk

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bah :|

Can't sleep.


Could it possibly be the cat naps during the day have you too well rested?

Bwahahahahahaha

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Cheesesteaks aren't about looks, they're all about taste. Lots of people claim they can make a Philly cheesesteak, but I've never had one outside of the Tri-state Delaware Valley area that could come close to the real thing. When they're made right, they're fantastic. You gotta go to Philly to get one.

A bona fide Philly cheesesteak is just one of those things that when you know about them, you have to try it at least once, and once you've had the real thing, no imitation will ever compare.

From what I've heard, it's the same thing with Chicago Italian beef sandwiches and Chicago deep dish pizzas.

http://i.imgur.com/SpHHd.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No not exactly just seen a clip on youtube

Watching a classic horror now

I'm a movie snob you see

Finally you are coming to understand what we already know ;)

[DemonGeminiX]

http://i.imgur.com/SpHHd.jpg

:hand:

Go out and get a shitty knock off of a 'Philly cheesesteak' somewhere around where you live, then take a weekend trip to Philly and get a real one. Come back and tell me I'm wrong. I triple dog dare you.

[Lambchop]

Do you have yours dipped in the meat juices?

[DemonGeminiX]

Do you have yours dipped in the meat juices?

Philly cheesesteaks don't get dipped in meat juices.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:hand:

Go out and get a shitty knock off of a 'Philly cheesesteak' somewhere around where you live, then take a weekend trip to Philly and get a real one. Come back and tell me I'm wrong. I triple dog dare you.

There's a place in the strip mall where I go grocery shopping called "A Taste of Philly" and their food is awesome. Probably better than that salmonella drenched stuff you eat in Philadelphia :nana:

[Lambchop]

I haven't had this many moist tissues scattered across my bed since I discovered masturbation back in '99.

[DemonGeminiX]

There's a place in the strip mall where I go grocery shopping called "A Taste of Philly" and their food is awesome. Probably better than that salmonella drenched stuff you eat in Philadelphia :nana:

:hand:

Taste the superiority. Go to Philly.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:hand:

Taste the superiority. Go to Philly.

http://www.tasteofphilly.biz/

Says right at the top of their website, Home of the Real Philly Cheesesteak :nono:

[DemonGeminiX]

http://www.tasteofphilly.biz/

Says right at the top of their website, Home of the Real Philly Cheesesteak :nono:

:hand:

It's not real. It's not in Philly.






(I've already seen the website, btw)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Are your sandwiches as good as the ones sold in Philly?

Yes. If you don't believe us, come check out one of our restaurants!

:cheerlead:

[DemonGeminiX]

[-(

Somebody really should do something about the lies in marketing these days. Some people just have no scruples whatsoever.

They're not real. Go to Philly and get a real Philly cheesesteak. Trust me. I'm your friend. I wouldn't lie to you.

[DemonGeminiX]

Ok, I'm looking at their menus and I'm telling you, they're not real Philly cheesesteaks. I'm being serious now. They're not real.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Tasted pretty real last time I had one :yumyum:

[DemonGeminiX]

You've never had a real one.

[-(

[minz]

:banghead: <<< My day so far!

[Muddy]

I may get a Virginia cheese-steak today..

[RBP]

Do you have yours dipped in the meat juices?


Philly cheesesteaks don't get dipped in meat juices.

I don't think he was talking about sammiches! :shock:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I may get a Virginia cheese-steak today..

Colorado Cheesesteak > Virgina Cheesesteak

[Muddy]

Colorado Cheesesteak >Virgina Cheesesteak

Colorado Cheesesteak >Virgina Cheesesteak >Philly Cheesesteak




:lol:

[RBP]

I am hungry but don't feel like cooking :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Colorado Cheesesteak >Virgina Cheesesteak >Philly Cheesesteak




:lol:

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

L.A. Cheesesteak (refried beans, guacamole sauce on leftover Big Mac patty) >Colorado Cheesesteak >Virgina Cheesesteak >Philly Cheesesteak

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Canadian Cheesesteak (moose, back bacon, maple syrup, and poutine) > LA Cheesesteak > Colorado Cheesesteak >Virgina Cheesesteak >Philly Cheesesteak

[Hal-9000]

:lol: gotta be real moose though..

[DemonGeminiX]

:monkey:

You can all lick my hairy sweaty nutsack!!!

[Hal-9000]

:monkey:

You can all lick my hairy sweaty nutsack!!!


Georgia Cheesesteak :yumyum:

[DemonGeminiX]

Georgia Cheesesteak :yumyum:

:puke:

[redred]

bristol cheesesteak wins all :woot:

[Hal-9000]

bristol cheesesteak wins all :woot:

what's on that...bangers and mash and fish n chips? :lol:

[redred]

dipped in cider :lol:

[Hal-9000]

:yumyum:



(even better than sweaty Georgian testes!)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

what's on that...bangers and mash and fish n chips? :lol:

:lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

:-k

See any ninja rabbit mobs lately, Hal?

[Hal-9000]

:-k

See any ninja rabbit mobs lately, Hal?

the brood has gotten suspiciously quiet over the past few months...I see the odd scout late at night but no mobs.

[minz]

the brood has gotten suspiciously quiet over the past few months...I see the odd scout late at night but no mobs.

In that case, keep looking over your shoulder matey :lol:

[Hal-9000]

In that case, keep looking over your shoulder matey :lol:

I think they evolved and learned how to drive...now they follow me around in Prius hatchbacks so I don't get wise :lol:

[Muddy]

Whats poutine made of again?

[Hal-9000]

french fries, gravy, cheese (curds, if you want real poutine), onions....there's variations but that's the basic heart attack on a plate :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/EoPiF.jpg

[redred]

:puke: sorry hal but your national dish looks bad

[Hal-9000]

:puke: sorry hal but your national dish looks bad

It's one of those comfort foods....we don't eat it daily or even yearly :lol: Another stereotype shot to hell..


actually Red, it tastes way better than it looks. Sticks to your ribs after a hard day of shovelin snow in -30 weather :thumbsup:

[DemonGeminiX]

Actually, it sounds really good.

:lol:

[redred]

we do chips and gravy and we do chips and cheese ,we just don't think of doing them at the same time:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

french fries, gravy, cheese (curds, if you want real poutine), onions....there's variations but that's the basic heart attack on a plate :thumbsup:

Onions? I've never seen it with onions before :-k

[DemonGeminiX]

They're sneaky onions. They hide to try to fool you into believing they're not really there.

:shifty:

[DemonGeminiX]

On Fox News just now: Thousands in 20 states are signing petitions at whitehouse.org asking to allow their states to secede from the union.

[Hal-9000]

and two Canadian provinces! :shock:






wait...wut?

[Lambchop]

I once banged* this Canadian chick who said that they would take fresh snow from the ground and pour maple syrup over it. Pretty cool.



* May be untrue.

[Hal-9000]

I once banged* this Canadian chick who said that they would take fresh snow from the ground and pour maple syrup over it. Pretty cool.



* May be untrue.


true

[Hal-9000]

we also pee in the snow and tell outsiders it's a lemonade sno-cone :thumbsup:

[Lambchop]

At the time I was thinking about London snow and the gritty shitty sludge that develops over a short peroid of time so I was like WTF, but you guys seem to get really clean white snow.

[Hal-9000]

At the time I was thinking about London snow and the gritty shitty sludge that develops over a short peroid of time so I was like WTF, but you guys seem to get really clean white snow.

Naww man my city has a million people in it...we get the dark, muddy snow too. Canada has this rep for having all of this space with few people which is true, but you have to reason it out. We live in cities and towns. If I was to go to an unpopulated area 'to get away from it all', I may never get back :lol:

[Hal-9000]

we do have the pristine snow too Lamby....

[Hal-9000]

the Inuit have something like 93 different descriptive terms for snow....I think I know and have seen about 50 of them :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

true

http://www.seriouseats.com/2009/04/sugar-on-snow-maple-syrup-on-real-snow-vermont-harlows-sugar-house.html

I've been to this sugar house before

[DemonGeminiX]

we also pee in the snow and tell outsiders it's a lemonade sno-cone :thumbsup:

And those of us who've listened to Frank Zappa know better.

[Hugh_Janus]

blech

[Jezter]

the Inuit have something like 93 different descriptive terms for snow....I think I know and have seen about 50 of them :lol:

We have atleast 65. And no, I am not picking this number at random. For real, over 60 words for snow we have.

[Hal-9000]

We have atleast 65. And no, I am not picking this number at random. For real, over 60 words for snow we have.

Yeah people don't believe it but there are lots of variations of snow based on how it looks, feels etc

[Jezter]

Yeah people don't believe it but there are lots of variations of snow based on how it looks, feels etc

Mmhmm..and when you are surrounded by it over 6 months of the year, you get to see a looooot of different kind of snow. :lol:

[Hugh_Janus]

Yeah people don't believe it but there are lots of variations of snow based on how it looks, feels etc

how it feels? :-s

it's white, fluffy and cold, then it's snow :hand:

[Jezter]

white, fluffy and cold

That's how most females describe Hal tho. :lol:

[Lambchop]

They're surrounded by it a lot so they developed a naming system to pass the time :nana:

[Hugh_Janus]

That's how most females describe Hal tho. :lol:

I left out "soft" :doh:

[Hal-9000]

:(



I am a human dammit, not snow! :x

[Hal-9000]

damn I have a nice ass.....wish I could roger me from behind



*contemplates getting tramp-stamp*

[Godfather]

Why does Asus top so many lists? The Nexus 7 and a few of their netbooks get unreal reviews, and yet nobody talks much about them...

I think I'm going to get a small laptop or tablet when the boxing day sales roll around

[RBP]

Why does Asus top so many lists? The Nexus 7 and a few of their netbooks get unreal reviews, and yet nobody talks much about them...

I think I'm going to get a small laptop or tablet when the boxing day sales roll around

Mr Rockefeller with the fancy new paycheck ;)

[Loser]

Why did I go to hals hole?


I'ma go bleech my eyes now.... :(

[Loser]

Why does Asus top so many lists? The Nexus 7 and a few of their netbooks get unreal reviews, and yet nobody talks much about them...

I think I'm going to get a small laptop or tablet when the boxing day sales roll around

They tend to have QC problems. Less then most manufacturers, but they still do. Mainly with screens.

[RBP]

*stretch* *yawn* :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

*stretch* *yawn* :-k

:snapout:

[RBP]

:snapout:

Nope :hand:

Be back later :)

[DemonGeminiX]

Man, I think I'm gonna need to go out today. It's shaping up to be one of those days where little things are gonna drive me fucking nuts.

[RBP]

Man, I think I'm gonna need to go out today. It's shaping up to be one of those days where little things are gonna drive me fucking nuts.

:empathy:

go Christmas shopping 8-[

[DemonGeminiX]

:empathy:

go Christmas shopping 8-[

At this point in time, I don't think it would be that bad. But, everyone I buy for asks for gift cards so my Christmas shopping is usually ridiculously easy.

[RBP]

Yeah just buy with Visas or Amex cards and you don't even have to go to the individual stores. I did a bunch of Amazon ones last year. They ship them overnight to your house free and include the card free. Doesn't get much easier. :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Me and the g/f kinda started X-mas shopping already. Got something for her mom and for her youngest daughter.

I usually get my dad an Amazon gift card and I have no idea what to get the g/f yet.

[DemonGeminiX]

Yeah just buy with Visas or Amex cards and you don't even have to go to the individual stores. I did a bunch of Amazon ones last year. They ship them overnight to your house free and include the card free. Doesn't get much easier. :)

I've been doing that since 2007. I shoot a few emails out on December 1st that usually says: "Ok, where's your gift card coming from this year?" I usually have a response within a few hours.

My mom's the only person who actually asks for specific junk anymore... which I can usually get at Amazon.com anyway, so still... easy!

[Lambchop]

I'm going to buy my gifts for you guys next week. Harrods, Selfridges, etc., here I come.

[RBP]

I have no idea what to get the g/f yet.


http://i.imgur.com/uJ0t6.jpg

:tup:

[DemonGeminiX]

I'm going to buy my gifts for you guys next week. Harrods, Selfridges, etc., here I come.

I've been considering LL Bean as of late. You can just send me a gift card.

:)

[RBP]

I've been considering LL Bean as of late. You can just send me a gift card.

:)

Mr Bean died? :rip:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/uJ0t6.jpg

:tup:

:gtfo:

[Hal-9000]

I have no idea what to get the g/f yet.

:tup:


http://www.holisticwisdom.com/womens-sex-toys-christmas.htm

[DemonGeminiX]

Me and the g/f kinda started X-mas shopping already. Got something for her mom and for her youngest daughter.

I usually get my dad an Amazon gift card and I have no idea what to get the g/f yet.

What does she enjoy? Even if you hate it, you should still consider buying her the things she enjoys.


http://i.imgur.com/uJ0t6.jpg

:tup:

:-s

For a guy that's been married and divorced, and frequently says that he'll never get married again, that suggestion came out of you a little too easily and a little too quickly.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tup:


http://www.holisticwisdom.com/womens-sex-toys-christmas.htm

$127 for sex toys? :-s

:gtfo:

[DemonGeminiX]

Mr Bean died? :rip:

:no:

I hope not. He's funny.

[RBP]

:gtfo:

It's cubic zirconia :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What does she enjoy? Even if you hate it, you should still consider buying her the things she enjoys

We like a lot of the same things, so I doubt there's anything she would enjoy that I would completely hate.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's cubic zirconia :tup:

:gtfo:

[RBP]

:-s

For a guy that's been married and divorced, and frequently says that he'll never get married again, that suggestion came out of you a little too easily and a little too quickly.

I support other people's pain, er I mean love.

[Hal-9000]

$127 for sex toys? :-s

:gtfo:

It's a gift set! :tup:

[RBP]

We like a lot of the same things, so I doubt there's anything she would enjoy that I would completely hate.

blowjobs :P

[DemonGeminiX]

We like a lot of the same things, so I doubt there's anything she would enjoy that I would completely hate.

I always said that if I ever got a girlfriend again that I planned on keeping around for more than a month, I'd probably have to keep a pencil and little notepad handy in my back pocket to take notes whenever she shows an interest in something she doesn't have. I'm notoriously bad at figuring out what girlfriends want as gifts, and they don't exactly make it easy either. Another reason why I'm currently single, by the way: The pain-in-the-ass factor is currently unappealing to me.

[DemonGeminiX]

I support other people's pain, er I mean love.

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have a headache :|


I always said that if I ever got a girlfriend again that I planned on keeping around for more than a month, I'd probably have to keep a pencil and little notepad handy in my back pocket to take notes whenever she shows an interest in something she doesn't have. I'm notoriously bad at figuring out what girlfriends want as gifts, and they don't exactly make it easy either. Another reason why I'm currently single, by the way: The pain-in-the-ass factor is currently unappealing to me.

She's the most easy going and fun to be around woman I have ever dated. She's all kinds of awesome.

[RBP]

I have a headache :|

She's the most easy going and fun to be around woman I have ever dated. She's all kinds of awesome.

:tongue:

you love herrrrrrrrr

[Goofy]

Awwwww :love:

[Goofy]

No love smiley? Denied :(

[RBP]

No love smiley? Denied :(

:doggybanana:

[Hal-9000]

I have a headache :|



She's the most easy going and fun to be around woman I have ever dated. She's all kinds of awesome.

Woman must be a SAINT if she's hanging out with you :thumbsup:

[minz]

Woman must be a SAINT if she's hanging out with you :thumbsup:

Dont be so mean, that was such a lovely statement, at least someone is happy but can it be my turn next please. :pray:

[redred]

isn't lance a bit far away for you to date?

[minz]

isn't lance a bit far away for you to date?

He'd never put up with me, I'd give the poor bloke a heart attack :lol:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Awwwww :love:


No love smiley? Denied :(


:doggybanana:

Bwhahahahaha

[redred]

No love smiley? Denied :(

http://i.imgur.com/1HN6e.gif

[Hal-9000]

Dont be so mean, that was such a lovely statement, at least someone is happy but can it be my turn next please. :pray:

I got your loving right here baby....what do you want tonight? Left hand or right :x :x

[minz]

I got your loving right here baby....what do you want tonight? Left hand or right :x :x

Story of my life :roll: I must have a stamp on my forehead saying wankers welcome. :sad2:

[Hal-9000]

Story of my life :roll: I must have a stamp on my forehead saying wankers welcome. :sad2:

:hug:

awww, if you were here I'd smother you in love and tend to your every need.... Right after you fixed me a sammich and gave me a 3 hour bj :)

I'm all about giving.

[minz]

:hug:

awww, if you were here I'd smother you in love and tend to your every need.... Right after you fixed me a sammich and gave me a 3 hour bj :)

I'm all about giving.

Your soooo romantic :roll:

[Jezter]

Story of my life :roll: I must have a stamp on my forehead saying wankers welcome. :sad2:

:lol: :tup: Well played, ma'm.

[Hal-9000]

Your soooo romantic :roll:

actually..you wanna know the book on me? I supposedly am sensitive to others, will talk about feelings all night if need be, don't care if I have sex right this second, love to have sex anytime/anywhere, have a good sense of humor and am positive during shitty situations, even when thing in my life are shitty....all this according to other people :lol:

I don't believe a word of it :hand:

[Hal-9000]

I think I have to get to work...it's the night before inventory and I have sooooo much to do.




right after I have a little nap :)

[minz]

You wanna know the book on me? I'm a hearts and flowers girl also with a great sense of humour, I will do anything for anyone if they need my help I give it without question, but I cant seem to allow myself to get close to anyone and that's what's screwing my life up at the moment :roll: I guess it just means I'll end up a lonely old girl one day :lol: everything else is just peachy. :)

[Jezter]

You wanna know the book on me? I'm a hearts and flowers girl also with a great sense of humour, I will do anything for anyone if they need my help I give it without question, but I cant seem to allow myself to get close to anyone and that's what's screwing my life up at the moment :roll: I guess it just means I'll end up a lonely old girl one day :lol: everything else is just peachy. :):empathy::daisy:

[minz]

:empathy::daisy:

:hug:

[Hugh_Janus]

Story of my life :roll: I must have a stamp on my forehead saying wankers welcome. :sad2:

bukkake.... :wank:

[Jezter]

:hug:

We wubs you! :hug:

[minz]

bukkake.... :wank:

:lol:


We wubs you! :hug:

I :wub: all of you too :hug:

[Hal-9000]

You wanna know the book on me? I'm a hearts and flowers girl also with a great sense of humour, I will do anything for anyone if they need my help I give it without question, but I cant seem to allow myself to get close to anyone and that's what's screwing my life up at the moment :roll: I guess it just means I'll end up a lonely old girl one day :lol: everything else is just peachy. :)

You're allowed to be choosy...it is an important decision after all ;)

[Hal-9000]

We wubs you! :hug:

I'd wub Minz's entire body given the chance :sad2:

[minz]

You're allowed to be choosy...it is an important decision after all ;)

Can i choose you then? :oops:


I'd wub Minz's entire body given the chance :sad2:

Wanna go camping? :d

[Hal-9000]

Can i choose you then? :oops:



Wanna go camping? :d



:oops:

ummm...erm....uhhhhh......it appears you've left me speechless









I would be honored

[Lambchop]

Sherbet lemon and a copy of Thor. Might make a nice hot choccie to top it off. Woooooooooooo

[minz]

:oops:

ummm...erm....uhhhhh......it appears you've left me speechless









I would be honored

Speechless? That's got to be a first :lol:

[Lambchop]

Oh I must warn you, Hal is a registered Skyrim sex offender.

[minz]

Oh I must warn you, Hal is a registered Skyrim sex offender.

Are you talking from experience lamby? :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Sherbet lemon and a copy of Thor. Might make a nice hot choccie to top it off. Woooooooooooo

This sounds like a sexual situation for you...

[Hal-9000]

Speechless? That's got to be a first :lol:

I don't usually have people that I respect ask to be with me




:lol:

[RBP]

right after I have a little nap :)

:+1:

[Lambchop]

I traded him a chicken for some leather boots and he molested the poor creature

[minz]

I don't usually have people that I respect ask to be with me




:lol:

Is that a good thing or a bad thing :-k

[minz]

I traded him a chicken for some leather boots and he molested the poor creature

:lol: Spare us the details please :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I traded him a chicken for some leather boots and he molested the poor creature

You don't fck with the chickens in Skyrim!!! :x

[Hal-9000]

Is that a good thing or a bad thing :-k

It was flattery :oops:


I've known a friend for years...we usually hook up when life is shitty for either one of us for support. She looks kinda like a cross between Hilary Swank and Kate Beckinsale and is totally gay. She's vibrant, funny, smart, sexy and sensitive....and also loves girls :lol: If I could spend my life with someone, it would be her. She said to me one night - hal, if you didn't have a dick I would marry you.

:lol: she's one of the only people on this planet that makes me stop mid sentence...and she makes me think with her views on the world and people.

[DemonGeminiX]

I'm really getting sick of every fucking news and sports piece being a fucking video.

[Hal-9000]

they should be gifs :tup:

[Hugh_Janus]

I really should go to sleep

[DemonGeminiX]

I really should go to sleep

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-XGjlCn27Zbs/T97_T_Z7o4I/AAAAAAAADd0/47eKussOH7o/s640/1f9.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

they should be gifs :tup:

Whatever happened to reading?

:dunno:

[Hugh_Janus]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-XGjlCn27Zbs/T97_T_Z7o4I/AAAAAAAADd0/47eKussOH7o/s640/1f9.jpg
thanks a bunch :lol:

Whatever happened to reading?

:dunno:
reading, on the television? :-s

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/26446374.jpg

[DemonGeminiX]

thanks a bunch :lol:


Anytime! :tup:


reading, on the television? :-s

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/26446374.jpg

:slap:

I'm looking for articles on the internet and they're all videos. I don't want to watch videos like a brain-dead moron.

Also...


http://memedepot.com/uploads/1000/1070_1250556925831.jpg

[Hugh_Janus]

clowns don't affect me.... but the first pic is a bit creepy :lol:

[DemonGeminiX]

http://i.imgur.com/wvNcd.jpg

[RBP]

Do I feel like drinking tonight? :-k

Also

Why no posters?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Do I feel like drinking tonight? :-k

Also

Why no posters?
I felt like it....ery body gettin' tipsy

[RBP]

I felt like it....ery body gettin' tipsy

:armtwist:

ok :tup:

[RBP]

I am staying up until the football game is over, if that. I sleep so rarely, thought I might turn in at a reasonable hour :lol:

[Korpiklaani]

I felt like a teen fresh out of highschool saying that. lol HEY MOMMY DADDY, IM STAYING UP ALL NIGHT COS I CAN NOW!

[RBP]

you are pretty young.

[Korpiklaani]

Been out of high school for 6 years. Im young, but getting old.

[RBP]

old fat gay man. :sad2:

[Korpiklaani]

old fat gay man. :sad2:

I approve of this message.

[RBP]

Imma hire Russian bitches just to fuck with you :x

[Korpiklaani]

They love anything with a wallet, thats why they come to NYC. So you will probably succeed.

[RBP]

I only have a money clip... no Russian bitches for me. :|

[Korpiklaani]

You got some balls walking around a city with a money clip. Just saying.

[RBP]

I always feel like my front pocket is better than my back pocket :idk:

[RBP]

what's the difference between "vaping" and an e-cigarette?

[Korpiklaani]

Never heard of Vaping....but how is that e-cig I told you about working for you?

[RBP]

Never heard of Vaping....but how is that e-cig I told you about working for you?

It works better than any other I have tried so thanks! :tup:

For example... check this... http://www.vapedudes.com/ I really don't understand what the fuss is about.

[Korpiklaani]

It just looks like flavors...I wouldnt trust it. Crappy website is crappy, if they really worked, they would have the money to make a more legit webpage.

[RBP]

yeah idk... I have seen references too it like it's a meme.. must have a drug connection?

[Korpiklaani]

Well, they have a number on the bottom of the screen. I feel impelled to call it...

[RBP]

impelled? sounds painful! :shock:

[RBP]

My Alma Mater has a kick ASS football team this year!

[Korpiklaani]

Impelled.....didn't I use it right?

[RBP]

Impelled.....didn't I use it right?

:lol: you used it fine. ;)

[Korpiklaani]

English no my ferst langwage.

[RBP]

NIU MAC West Champions!! Again! :cheerlead:

On that note... good night.

[Korpiklaani]

Night meng. Dream about me. Kay?

[RBP]

I always dream about chubby-russian-hating-homos. ;)

[Korpiklaani]

Dude!! I never said I hated them! There just assholes!

[Jezter]

Dude!! I never said I hated them! There just assholes!

I thought you of all people would appreciate an asshole to fuck with... :-k :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Absolutely sick of hearing all the libtards on the radio since the elections. According to them, Obama has some kind of mandate to do how he sees fir because he won the election in a landslide.

:-s

Yeah, landslide in the electoral college, not in the popular vote. Almost 122 million votes cast and he won by just 3.5 million votes....certainly doesn't sound like a landslide with a mandate to me :roll:

[DemonGeminiX]

:-k

3 Israelis killed in the escalating conflict between Israel, Hamas, and Palestinians in the Gaza Strip. Could this be the beginning of a war in the Middle East?

[lost in melb.]

Yeah, it's been far too peaceful of late. The pot needs to boil over a bit

[Lambchop]

herp

[KevinD]

ARRGGGHHHH!!!!! Fucking banks!!! I thought ZI had over 1k in my checking account. Seems both times I filled up this week (and wife filled up too) the gas stations/banks put a hold of $125 (each time so 500 total) on my account. Major bitching calls to bank to get this cleared so can go get new fridge. They say should be done by 2pm. Assholes! It's already been days.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

WTF I have never heard of that

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Me neither...when I fill up my bank puts a $1 hold on my account, that's it

[RBP]

Use a different gas station for sure.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I have never even noticed a hold. I have had the pump shut off at $75 though and I would have had to run my card again to get more gas

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have never even noticed a hold. I have had the pump shut off at $75 though and I would have had to run my card again to get more gas

If you use your debit card at the gas station, check your account later that day and you should see an authorization for $1

[RBP]

is it different if you run it as credit?

[KevinD]

It happens at some, SOME of the stations around Houston. We usually fill up locally, and pay at pump with no problem. Some of the stations here put up to a $75 hold on cradit or debit if you pay at pump, but, if use debit, then hold is cleared imeadiately after you're done filling up. Wife was in Houston shopping, and I was running around there as well. I had thought back in 08 when I first started noticing this that the holds were only supposed to be for a day. Last fill up for me was Mon, and wife's was Tues. At any rate, here I sit, waiting for bank to clear the holds so I can use my money. I swear, I'm going back to cash.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Are you gonna go to Lowes, Kevin?

[KevinD]

If you use your debit card at the gas station, check your account later that day and you should see an authorization for $1

Yeah, this is normal here too. Except for some stations will put more of a hold on account, but if use debit and pin at pump, both are supposed to clear shortly after transaction.


is it different if you run it as credit?

Yes, then the holds can be up to 3 days I'm told by the bank. I used to only use card as debit, but had problems similar to now, and was advised by bank to use as credit. Seems the bank changed policies again without telling me. I've been with this bank for over 20years, have my savings and some IRA/CD through them as well. Going to go to Credit Union and see what thier policies are. Tired of this crap. I do need a debit/credit card for travel, but am seriously thinking of going back to cash/check for day to day stuff.

[KevinD]

Are you gonna go to Lowes, Kevin?

Yes. Looked around at all the local stores, and best price for a decent fridge that fits in my opening is $750 at Lowes.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yes. Looked around at all the local stores, and best price for a decent fridge that fits in my opening is $750 at Lowes.

Open a Lowes account....that's what I did and you get either a 5% discount or 6 months same as cash on your purchase when you use your Lowes card

[KevinD]

Just closed all my accounts out, lol. Trying to limit my credit cards. Still have about $5,000 on two other ones.
I have the $ for the fridge, and if bank doesn't clear checking account hold by 2pm, will transfer some from savings, though I HATE to do that.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Open the account, use it to get 5% off, then pay off the card when the bill comes and close the account ;)

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Also if you stop by the post office you can get a 10% off coupon that they will allow you to use on top of the 5% for getting the card. :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Oh Mandy
Well you came and you gave without taking
And I sent you away, oh Mandy
And you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you today, oh Mandy

[Leefro]

Looking forward to me Chinese food a bit later